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HOWEVER
WELL DONE
WHEN RUNESCAPE
>>343747741
>>343747757
>>343747772
What did they mean by this?
FUCK GRYFFINDOR
DUMBLEKEK
DUMBLEDICK DID IT AGAIN
WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE SLYTHERIN
Spongify?
I've already died.
You're just the funeral
I've been waiting for.
>>343747820
HOWEVER
WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONEHOWEVER
dumbledore you piece of shit
SLYTHEKEKS BTFO
I know it's 6 AM, but damn there's hardly anybody in the audience.
any GDQ hunnies webms?
Anime
HOWEVER AS FUCK
CLASSIC DUMBLEDORE
I lov how Malfoy's fucking shocked.
There isn't even an explanation as to why Dumblenigger is jewing them out of the cup.
It's just "fuck you".
These threads help me forget how shitty /v/s become, even if only for a little while
>>343747782
Right here.
Got 95 slayer not too long ago. Max comfy.
>Edgy slytherkeks will never win
Feels good man
H
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>>343747878
it's 5am in MN right now dude
Remember to do some light walking and stretching anons
>>343747902
>instead Chad wins
Do they still have that announcer girl with the cute voice? She's pretty ugly in real life, but she sounds nice.
>>343747106
We're not talking about porn you stupid cuck. When we cuckshame, we cuckshame the LOSERS like anthony burch and jake rapp who let their wives get fucked by dozens of jamals because they're nu-male losers
Cuckoldry is pathetic, raising your wife's son is pathetic. End of story.
would it be creepy if i made a program to promote girl speedrunners
like google's coding for girls or whatever its called
gather young women and teach them how to speedrun and make my personal platonic-only female speedrunning army to invade male dominated sgdq
Wtf, Barbie game isn't even played by a cute girl gamer.
>>343747932
>no tits
>snape takes points from other houses the whole year, while giving his own house points the whole time
>people give a shit when they end up losing
fuck slytherin niggers
>>343747901
reminder on your bookmarks
Is this Barbie shit any good?
>>343747981
>girl
>play
>game
>>343747950
Ravenclaw is probably the Chad house.
>>343747932
I want to impregnate Megumin
>>343747932
megumin a cute.
>Barbie game
Any good cringe yet? Any SamSVG donations yet?
Dead hobby
>>343748017
Gryffindor is.
>>343747994
are you still fighting this monster... seriously???
>>343747994
Nice shop
>>343748047
POTION SELLER
Quick
post your breakfast
>>343747984
>no tits
>>343748046
Get this /r9k/ shit out of here
Anyone make a WebM of that part during the Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze race of them going out of bounds in that water level?
>>343747970
>raising your wife's son is pathetic
I was raised by my stepfather and he's an amazing, hardworking guy and a war veteran.
Are you seriously calling my stepfather pathetic because I don't share his DNA?
You're a fucking moron if you think there's something wrong with him.
>>343748043
Only her?
>>343748067
If you watch this fake gamer normiefest in general, that imo is cringey af
Time to play a game of Overwatch, who wants to watch some bronie play barbie anyway
>>343748109
dont start this theres no food in my house and im going to die if i see food
>>343747970
>raising your wife's son is pathetic.
no, it's really cute and admirable if a guy isn't scared offf from a happy and fullfilling relationship just because she has a kid from a previous relationship. same goes the other way around of course.
holy shit that room is empty as fuck
What game is next?
>>343748181
It's fucking 3 AM mate
>>343748189
Some Barbie shit
>>343747973
depends on how you present yourself.
>>343748171
>same goes the other way around of course.
Except that never happens
>>343748148
Depends. Does he have children of his own?
>>343748181
its like 5am over there... obviously people are sleeping
>>343748181
real nigga hours anon
only the strong are still standing or siting in this case
>suck at video games
>choose a barbie game to be funny
So funny guy!
>>343748198
>peach schnapps
Enjoy the shitty hangover
>>343748148
>>343748171
>voluntarily sinking their own fitness
>voluntarily driving humanity towards genetically determined child abandonment
>>343748242
>depends
Kill yourself.
>>343748235
never is a big word to throw it around so lightly.
>>343747973
Please don't
>>343748221
Time to sleepLeaving the stream on though
>>343748109
I don't have any pictures of asbestos saved
>>343748235
This. None of you cuck apologists understand the women bio/psychology
>DARK SOULS OF _____
>the dark souls of ____
ugh...
>The Dark Souls of Precision Portable Gaming
REV YOUR BARBIES
GO HOME
>that fatcunt in the blue shorts
gross
>>343748327
>>343748331
it was a joke calm down
>>343748151
I only have eyes for Megumin so yes.
>>343748268
>implying I won't just go to bed when it hits
Step up senpai
>Because I'm a 30 year old man
That kind of hit me hard in the feels
its 6am i want to go out to buy a hotdog... but i dont want my boyfriend to hear me go out.... should i
>>343748368
>dude it was a joke! look at the camera XD it was a joke!
>Barbie: Game Girl
>it's all fat 20-something neckbeard numales
Perfect.
>>343748092
not a shoop my dude
>>343748296
don't talk about biology if you don't know anything about it besides the most basic things.
vr memeruns when?
>>343748309
Literally NEVER HAPPENS
>and uhm
>so uhm
>now uhm
>uuuuhm
>>343747692
can someone explain me why in the gamecube version of the game I can't explore hogwarts parc anymore?
That was the only reason for me to play the game again on emulation, and the ps2 version doesn't work.
>>343748416
calm down sperg
>cuckjock
>>343748432
says the evolutionary dead end
>>343748406
Really? It gives me a sense of relief that there are other people in their 30s following this.
>>343748438
I want to see speed painting with that crazy VR art program. That'd be cool to see at GDQ
>>343748151
I'll take the little sister
>Cant hear shit when he talks normally
>Speakers start exploding cardboard when he starts yelling
Nice tech crew lads
Was that Master Shake?
>>343748350
>>343748415
What the fuck? If you're hungry, get fo
oh shit do you mean you want to suck a dick on the down low or something
>>343748046
90% of girls are shit, but so are 90% of guys
even my best friend is a total dumbass social media obsessed moron
the point is to get past the shitty parts of people and form bonds with them, because 99% of everything that matters about social interaction is how much the two people like each other
a marriage between a jockette and a neckbeard can be successful as long as they love each other. learning to like others is just as integral to your own future happiness as anything else. without acceptance, you'll never realize what really matters
anyways just remember that girls are basically just dudes with tits with a bunch of stupid bodily functions who get mood swings really easily
also that there are a ton of girls exactly like you, you just don't see them because they're antisocial just like you. you get a false idea of other people because 99% of the people you see are the people who like to be seen
Hype?
>>343748415
A hotdog...
Right.
BOOM
>>343748046
>"Haha I sure showed those stupid bitches."
>"tfw no gf"
>>343748415
>boyfriend
lol what a fag
I don't follow speedrunning, what ever happened to those Mario runners? Sig and Cosmo or whatever, did they all quit?
that was a pretty funny joke about needing to hit the trick for the whole gdq. Had sarcasm, and wit, everything is there. It's a good joke.
>>343748584
But I'm a girl
why the fuck would a grown man not only play but obsessively speedrun a game like this
>This run
How much pussy does Ken get?
>>343748593
yes.
>>343748536
>90% of girls are shit, but so are 90% of guys
fun fact. 100% of people are shit. You make friends with people because you ignore the shitty parts
>>343748046
I there a source for that text? It reminds me a bit of Bret Easton Ellis.
>>343748593
Cosmo is a girl now
>You can put it towards me singing during the little Mermaid
You WANT to do that you fucking poof.
>>343748151
What was the intent behind making the loliest one - Komekko - the cutest?
>>343748614
Pic or you're lying and a faggot
>>343748614
no one cares
>>343748614
Okay
>>343748648
Ok...
>>343748579
>"tfw no neet qt girl to cuddle and play vidya with"
>"tfw no cockobsessed qt neet trap will ever be your sexual servant"
ftfy
>>343748661
![dNVvntX[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yCYho6E.gif "dNVvntX[1].gif")
>>343748593
>Cosmo
>fat people
Why is this allowed?
>>343748614
prove it
>>343748326
>>343748235
Actually a man looking after kid is a big turn on for women if he is a good dad and isn't pathetic like you
>>343748661
>The Cutest
>They all have EXACTLY the same face
Nah
>>343748638
>100% of people are shit>>343748638
except the people at Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
>>343748648
*wishes he was
>>343748350
>>343748614
Still a fag lol
>>343748721
>asks while posting on /v/
lol
why are they running an obscure and boring game
>>343748721
Because how else would this thing last more than one day otherwise
>>343748721
Leave me alone.
>>343748593
John Numbers happened
>>343748729
>>343748676
Sorry, I'm not posting a picture of myself here :p
>>343748736
It's only a turn on because the woman has found someone who shows enough emotion to care for a child. If the man is useless beyond that, the relationship will fall apart
>>343748796
Fuck off. This is the peak of SGDQ.
Didn't realise /v/ was this closeted
You're just not #lad enough for Barbie
>>343748774
Zoe?
>>343748798
This has to be intentional.
>>343748745
>Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
Now im sad. Thanks anon.
>>343748593
Cosmo can't speedrun anymore because of the hormones he's taking.
He ruined his e-fame and you're never going to hear from him again and that's that.
>>343748109
>h
>>343748742
She's smaller therefore cuter. She also has cute hair and a patched cape.
>>343748821
BY THE NUMBERS
>audio is too low when they talk
>audio is too high when they shout
>>343748745
>http://ofsds.org/lucy-lu.html
Holy fuck, you're right.
>dat ass
>>343748824
>"lul ur jus gonna haf to beleeve me" :P
Okay.
>>343748736
That point literally had nothing to do with the fact that it literally NEVER HAPPENS
>>343748774
god I worked in a telecom business office for a few months and ALL the women looked like this
>>343748868
But the "cuteness" you're mentioning is outside of her own power. Her being small is due to time, her wearing a cape is a fashion choice.
Otherwise they're all pretty much the same person.
>>343748878
ding
dong
bannu
>>343748774
Thicc
![SExLVJt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X9SawMk.jpg "SExLVJt[1].jpg")
>>343748109
>>343747692
Yes, yes, well done Bane Potter for having the high ground for you, well done.
HOWEVER JUST Apologize because Meat's back on the Men, you boys HMMMM
>>343748914
Too early for this shit anon
>>343748929
oh yes
Speedrunning was never meant to be spectated by non-speedrunners. The reason people find this boring to watch is because it's like the video game equivalent of someone showing off their model train set.
Good chill comfy run.
DS DAD
>advance wars music
>>343748878
Jewyama doesn't like to spend too much money on personnel
>>343748109
>>343748825
>If the man is useless beyond that
your world view is very disturbing. i hope this is just a bad wroding and not your honest belief.
>>343748941
Incorrect. I have seen this exact picture months ago. Take your thicc pancakes and go.
>>343748914
I'd fuck TBQHF
HETEROSEXUALITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343748969
Shut up queer.
>>343748978
I agree. The guy wasn't too bad and the game was relaxing as fuck.
>>343748914
>no Advance Wars at GDQ
fuck you for reminding me
>>343748921
And? Smaller/younger things are cuter.
>>343748979
He has returned!
>>343748852
hormones don't do that.
>>343748983
Fuq this. Time for bed
>>343748719
IS this the poorest anime ever? Surely they could've afford to draw more then 1 head.
I stopped watching after Mighty Switch Force last night, anything good that I missed?
>>343748914
>haha guys check it out we're so aloof and cool ironically playing a shit game from 25 years ago
these are the kind of people you argue with on this website
>Arab rock
>>343748969
desu it seems like a lot of runners dont really care for other runs except their own. stumbling on a speedrun of a game you haven't played since you were a kid is entertaining enough even for normies.
>>343748824
Liar and faggot
>>343748914
Hi Cosmo, you're looking disgusting as usual
>>343749093
No.
>>343749002
You will come to realize that woman can be extremely picky and needy creatures.
>>343748109
>>343749049
>no Oblivion either.
I just want to see the Mach 10 fireball flinging skooma-addict again.
What music is this?
The main beat string sounds like ecco the dolphin but it isn't
>>343749064
Explain this then:
http://kotaku.com/one-of-the-worlds-best-speedrunners-cant-speedrun-anymo-1752274907
http://archive.is/3bcgO
btw,
OH SHIT, BEST ALADDIN MUSIC ON THE STREAM
>>343748914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
Where did it all go wrong?
>>343749106
Then what's the problem?
What is all this "DS" Shit people are talking about in the Twitch Chat?
>>343749187
Aladdin the flying rug level
>>343749146
just like men.
>>343748302
Breh, your stepfather is probably encouraging the promiscuity women and single-mom culture that breeds criminals and future psychopaths because they have no father figure which is killing western society. The least he could do was impregnate your mother too.
Nothing personal breh
>games that take longer to set up than it takes to run
fuck this meme
>>343749187
It's the stage in the Genesis Aladdin where Aladdin is on the rug trying to escape the Cave of Wonders.
>>343749187
Aladdin on the genesis. Awesome game.
>>343749216
DS DAD
DiabeteS Dad
>>343748950
Well meme'd /tv/, well meme'd
HOWEVER
>>343749216
Guy second from the left playing with his Pandora.It's a Pandora.
Who's the black haired twink kid that we saw around last year?
Whos the cancer patient on the sofa?
>>343749216
Pandora Papa.
>>343749189
>Wright has developed hand problems and can’t speedrun. She’s also decided to undergo hormone replacement therapy.
did you even read your source? she has hand problems. hormones literally don't do that. correlation doesn't mean causation.
Seriously, how has there not been a Speedy Gonzales game that could be as good as Sonic?
>>343749347
the Super Mario Sunshine any% world record holder, bounceyboy.
>>343749007
>>343749007
he could have remade those pancakes and took the pic at the same angle
>another shit game noone has ever heard of before
why is this allowed?
omfg........ the racism.......
ANDALE
BUILD A WALL
>>343749389
There's actually a very famous romhack of a SNES Sonic that's basically this game reskinned.
GRACIAS!
>>343749227
not even the anon you replied to but i hope you are baiting.
>a stepfather giving a kid a father figure is promoting kids to have no father figures
uh huh
gracias
>>343749427
Nah, just blind cultural appropriation for profit.
It's not really racism as much as it is apathy.
>>343749374
>She
>>343749216
>Mexican Sonic
This shit is literally a reskinned Sonic. Why is this allowed?
>>343749423
>No ones ever heard of
I had this game as a kid
>>343749423
first time watching?
Im calling it now
there wont be 2 GDQs next year
>>343749423
YEAH FUCK THIS HIPSTER BULLSHIT
WHERES MARIO AND MEGAMAN?@!?
oh fuck I remember playing this in the form of a shitty "Sonic 4" bootleg
>>343749525
>he
I thought Mexicans loved speedy gonzales and protested when WB said they were retiring him for PC reasons
>>343749423
Imagine being so narcissistic and delusional that you think games you haven't heard of are games that nobody has heard of.
How did Looney Tunes end up with so many shitty games and Disney had AMAZING games?
>>343749597
>has
Run is over, guys.
>this run
>>343749612
We liberals know what's best for everyone
Quick
post your dinner
>>343749423
I prefer the shitty games over the usual Mario games block where they literally play the same games every year.
>Mexican
>Steals someones job
Poor Sonic, the wall can't come soon enough for him
>>343749525
>>343749597
It's like a twitch chat that I can actually read
SeemsGood
GREETINGS
>>343749374
>she
>>343749643
Pretty much all of the SNES era Disney games were made by Capcom
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
how are they going to speedrun trauma center... it is a VN
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