SGDQ '16
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Now: Harry Porrer and The Chamber of Secrets
Next: Some Barbie shit game I dunno
HOWEVER
WELL DONE
WHEN RUNESCAPE
>>343747741
>>343747757
>>343747772
What did they mean by this?
FUCK GRYFFINDOR
DUMBLEKEK
DUMBLEDICK DID IT AGAIN
WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE SLYTHERIN
Spongify?
I've already died.
You're just the funeral
I've been waiting for.
>>343747820
HOWEVER
WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONEHOWEVER
dumbledore you piece of shit
SLYTHEKEKS BTFO
I know it's 6 AM, but damn there's hardly anybody in the audience.
any GDQ hunnies webms?
Anime
HOWEVER AS FUCK
CLASSIC DUMBLEDORE
I lov how Malfoy's fucking shocked.
There isn't even an explanation as to why Dumblenigger is jewing them out of the cup.
It's just "fuck you".
These threads help me forget how shitty /v/s become, even if only for a little while
>>343747782
Right here.
Got 95 slayer not too long ago. Max comfy.
>Edgy slytherkeks will never win
Feels good man
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>>343747878
it's 5am in MN right now dude
Remember to do some light walking and stretching anons
>>343747902
>instead Chad wins
Do they still have that announcer girl with the cute voice? She's pretty ugly in real life, but she sounds nice.
>>343747106
We're not talking about porn you stupid cuck. When we cuckshame, we cuckshame the LOSERS like anthony burch and jake rapp who let their wives get fucked by dozens of jamals because they're nu-male losers
Cuckoldry is pathetic, raising your wife's son is pathetic. End of story.
would it be creepy if i made a program to promote girl speedrunners
like google's coding for girls or whatever its called
gather young women and teach them how to speedrun and make my personal platonic-only female speedrunning army to invade male dominated sgdq
Wtf, Barbie game isn't even played by a cute girl gamer.
>>343747932
>no tits
>snape takes points from other houses the whole year, while giving his own house points the whole time
>people give a shit when they end up losing
fuck slytherin niggers
>>343747901
reminder on your bookmarks
Is this Barbie shit any good?
>>343747981
>girl
>play
>game
>>343747950
Ravenclaw is probably the Chad house.
>>343747932
I want to impregnate Megumin
>>343747932
megumin a cute.
>Barbie game
Any good cringe yet? Any SamSVG donations yet?
Dead hobby
>>343748017
Gryffindor is.
>>343747994
are you still fighting this monster... seriously???
>>343747994
Nice shop
>>343748047
POTION SELLER
Quick
post your breakfast
>>343747984
>no tits
>>343748046
Get this /r9k/ shit out of here
Anyone make a WebM of that part during the Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze race of them going out of bounds in that water level?
>>343747970
>raising your wife's son is pathetic
I was raised by my stepfather and he's an amazing, hardworking guy and a war veteran.
Are you seriously calling my stepfather pathetic because I don't share his DNA?
You're a fucking moron if you think there's something wrong with him.
>>343748043
Only her?
>>343748067
If you watch this fake gamer normiefest in general, that imo is cringey af
Time to play a game of Overwatch, who wants to watch some bronie play barbie anyway
>>343748109
dont start this theres no food in my house and im going to die if i see food
>>343747970
>raising your wife's son is pathetic.
no, it's really cute and admirable if a guy isn't scared offf from a happy and fullfilling relationship just because she has a kid from a previous relationship. same goes the other way around of course.
holy shit that room is empty as fuck
What game is next?
>>343748181
It's fucking 3 AM mate
>>343748189
Some Barbie shit
>>343747973
depends on how you present yourself.
>>343748171
>same goes the other way around of course.
Except that never happens
>>343748148
Depends. Does he have children of his own?
>>343748181
its like 5am over there... obviously people are sleeping
>>343748181
real nigga hours anon
only the strong are still standing or siting in this case
>suck at video games
>choose a barbie game to be funny
So funny guy!
>>343748198
>peach schnapps
Enjoy the shitty hangover
>>343748148
>>343748171
>voluntarily sinking their own fitness
>voluntarily driving humanity towards genetically determined child abandonment
>>343748242
>depends
Kill yourself.
>>343748235
never is a big word to throw it around so lightly.
>>343747973
Please don't
>>343748221
Time to sleepLeaving the stream on though
>>343748109
I don't have any pictures of asbestos saved
>>343748235
This. None of you cuck apologists understand the women bio/psychology
>DARK SOULS OF _____
>the dark souls of ____
ugh...
>The Dark Souls of Precision Portable Gaming
REV YOUR BARBIES
GO HOME
>that fatcunt in the blue shorts
gross
>>343748327
>>343748331
it was a joke calm down
>>343748151
I only have eyes for Megumin so yes.
>>343748268
>implying I won't just go to bed when it hits
Step up senpai
>Because I'm a 30 year old man
That kind of hit me hard in the feels
its 6am i want to go out to buy a hotdog... but i dont want my boyfriend to hear me go out.... should i
>>343748368
>dude it was a joke! look at the camera XD it was a joke!
>Barbie: Game Girl
>it's all fat 20-something neckbeard numales
Perfect.
>>343748092
not a shoop my dude
>>343748296
don't talk about biology if you don't know anything about it besides the most basic things.
vr memeruns when?
>>343748309
Literally NEVER HAPPENS
>and uhm
>so uhm
>now uhm
>uuuuhm
>>343747692
can someone explain me why in the gamecube version of the game I can't explore hogwarts parc anymore?
That was the only reason for me to play the game again on emulation, and the ps2 version doesn't work.
>>343748416
calm down sperg
>cuckjock
>>343748432
says the evolutionary dead end
>>343748406
Really? It gives me a sense of relief that there are other people in their 30s following this.
>>343748438
I want to see speed painting with that crazy VR art program. That'd be cool to see at GDQ
>>343748151
I'll take the little sister
>Cant hear shit when he talks normally
>Speakers start exploding cardboard when he starts yelling
Nice tech crew lads
Was that Master Shake?
>>343748415
What the fuck? If you're hungry, get fo
oh shit do you mean you want to suck a dick on the down low or something
>>343748046
90% of girls are shit, but so are 90% of guys
even my best friend is a total dumbass social media obsessed moron
the point is to get past the shitty parts of people and form bonds with them, because 99% of everything that matters about social interaction is how much the two people like each other
a marriage between a jockette and a neckbeard can be successful as long as they love each other. learning to like others is just as integral to your own future happiness as anything else. without acceptance, you'll never realize what really matters
anyways just remember that girls are basically just dudes with tits with a bunch of stupid bodily functions who get mood swings really easily
also that there are a ton of girls exactly like you, you just don't see them because they're antisocial just like you. you get a false idea of other people because 99% of the people you see are the people who like to be seen
Hype?
>>343748415
A hotdog...
Right.
BOOM
>>343748046
>"Haha I sure showed those stupid bitches."
>"tfw no gf"
>>343748415
>boyfriend
lol what a fag
I don't follow speedrunning, what ever happened to those Mario runners? Sig and Cosmo or whatever, did they all quit?
that was a pretty funny joke about needing to hit the trick for the whole gdq. Had sarcasm, and wit, everything is there. It's a good joke.
>>343748584
But I'm a girl
why the fuck would a grown man not only play but obsessively speedrun a game like this
>This run
How much pussy does Ken get?
>>343748593
yes.
>>343748536
>90% of girls are shit, but so are 90% of guys
fun fact. 100% of people are shit. You make friends with people because you ignore the shitty parts
>>343748046
I there a source for that text? It reminds me a bit of Bret Easton Ellis.
>>343748593
Cosmo is a girl now
>You can put it towards me singing during the little Mermaid
You WANT to do that you fucking poof.
>>343748151
What was the intent behind making the loliest one - Komekko - the cutest?
>>343748614
Pic or you're lying and a faggot
>>343748614
no one cares
>>343748614
Okay
>>343748648
Ok...
>>343748579
>"tfw no neet qt girl to cuddle and play vidya with"
>"tfw no cockobsessed qt neet trap will ever be your sexual servant"
ftfy
>>343748593
>Cosmo
>fat people
Why is this allowed?
>>343748614
prove it
>>343748326
>>343748235
Actually a man looking after kid is a big turn on for women if he is a good dad and isn't pathetic like you
>>343748661
>The Cutest
>They all have EXACTLY the same face
Nah
>>343748638
>100% of people are shit>>343748638
except the people at Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
>>343748648
*wishes he was
>>343748614
Still a fag lol
>>343748721
>asks while posting on /v/
lol
why are they running an obscure and boring game
>>343748721
Because how else would this thing last more than one day otherwise
>>343748721
Leave me alone.
>>343748593
John Numbers happened
>>343748729
>>343748676
Sorry, I'm not posting a picture of myself here :p
>>343748736
It's only a turn on because the woman has found someone who shows enough emotion to care for a child. If the man is useless beyond that, the relationship will fall apart
>>343748796
Fuck off. This is the peak of SGDQ.
Didn't realise /v/ was this closeted
You're just not #lad enough for Barbie
>>343748774
Zoe?
>>343748798
This has to be intentional.
>>343748745
>Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
Now im sad. Thanks anon.
>>343748593
Cosmo can't speedrun anymore because of the hormones he's taking.
He ruined his e-fame and you're never going to hear from him again and that's that.
>>343748742
She's smaller therefore cuter. She also has cute hair and a patched cape.
>>343748821
BY THE NUMBERS
>audio is too low when they talk
>audio is too high when they shout
>>343748745
>http://ofsds.org/lucy-lu.html
Holy fuck, you're right.
>dat ass
>>343748824
>"lul ur jus gonna haf to beleeve me" :P
Okay.
>>343748736
That point literally had nothing to do with the fact that it literally NEVER HAPPENS
>>343748774
god I worked in a telecom business office for a few months and ALL the women looked like this
>>343748868
But the "cuteness" you're mentioning is outside of her own power. Her being small is due to time, her wearing a cape is a fashion choice.
Otherwise they're all pretty much the same person.
>>343748878
ding
dong
bannu
>>343748774
Thicc
>>343747692
Yes, yes, well done Bane Potter for having the high ground for you, well done.
HOWEVER JUST Apologize because Meat's back on the Men, you boys HMMMM
>>343748914
Too early for this shit anon
>>343748929
oh yes
Speedrunning was never meant to be spectated by non-speedrunners. The reason people find this boring to watch is because it's like the video game equivalent of someone showing off their model train set.
Good chill comfy run.
DS DAD
>advance wars music
>>343748878
Jewyama doesn't like to spend too much money on personnel
>>343748825
>If the man is useless beyond that
your world view is very disturbing. i hope this is just a bad wroding and not your honest belief.
>>343748941
Incorrect. I have seen this exact picture months ago. Take your thicc pancakes and go.
>>343748914
I'd fuck TBQHF
HETEROSEXUALITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343748969
Shut up queer.
>>343748978
I agree. The guy wasn't too bad and the game was relaxing as fuck.
>no Advance Wars at GDQ
fuck you for reminding me
>>343748921
And? Smaller/younger things are cuter.
>>343748979
He has returned!
>>343748852
hormones don't do that.
Fuq this. Time for bed
>>343748719
IS this the poorest anime ever? Surely they could've afford to draw more then 1 head.
I stopped watching after Mighty Switch Force last night, anything good that I missed?
>haha guys check it out we're so aloof and cool ironically playing a shit game from 25 years ago
these are the kind of people you argue with on this website
>Arab rock
>>343748969
desu it seems like a lot of runners dont really care for other runs except their own. stumbling on a speedrun of a game you haven't played since you were a kid is entertaining enough even for normies.
>>343748824
Liar and faggot
>>343748914
Hi Cosmo, you're looking disgusting as usual
>>343749093
No.
>>343749002
You will come to realize that woman can be extremely picky and needy creatures.
>>343749049
>no Oblivion either.
I just want to see the Mach 10 fireball flinging skooma-addict again.
What music is this?
The main beat string sounds like ecco the dolphin but it isn't
>>343749064
Explain this then:
http://kotaku.com/one-of-the-worlds-best-speedrunners-cant-speedrun-anymo-1752274907
http://archive.is/3bcgO
btw,
OH SHIT, BEST ALADDIN MUSIC ON THE STREAM
>>343748914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
Where did it all go wrong?
>>343749106
Then what's the problem?
What is all this "DS" Shit people are talking about in the Twitch Chat?
>>343749187
Aladdin the flying rug level
>>343749146
just like men.
>>343748302
Breh, your stepfather is probably encouraging the promiscuity women and single-mom culture that breeds criminals and future psychopaths because they have no father figure which is killing western society. The least he could do was impregnate your mother too.
Nothing personal breh
>games that take longer to set up than it takes to run
fuck this meme
>>343749187
It's the stage in the Genesis Aladdin where Aladdin is on the rug trying to escape the Cave of Wonders.
>>343749187
Aladdin on the genesis. Awesome game.
>>343749216
DS DAD
DiabeteS Dad
>>343748950
Well meme'd /tv/, well meme'd
HOWEVER
>>343749216
Guy second from the left playing with his Pandora.It's a Pandora.
Who's the black haired twink kid that we saw around last year?
Whos the cancer patient on the sofa?
>>343749216
Pandora Papa.
>>343749189
>Wright has developed hand problems and can’t speedrun. She’s also decided to undergo hormone replacement therapy.
did you even read your source? she has hand problems. hormones literally don't do that. correlation doesn't mean causation.
Seriously, how has there not been a Speedy Gonzales game that could be as good as Sonic?
>>343749347
the Super Mario Sunshine any% world record holder, bounceyboy.
>>343749007
>>343749007
he could have remade those pancakes and took the pic at the same angle
>another shit game noone has ever heard of before
why is this allowed?
omfg........ the racism.......
ANDALE
BUILD A WALL
>>343749389
There's actually a very famous romhack of a SNES Sonic that's basically this game reskinned.
GRACIAS!
>>343749227
not even the anon you replied to but i hope you are baiting.
>a stepfather giving a kid a father figure is promoting kids to have no father figures
uh huh
gracias
>>343749427
Nah, just blind cultural appropriation for profit.
It's not really racism as much as it is apathy.
>>343749374
>She
>Mexican Sonic
This shit is literally a reskinned Sonic. Why is this allowed?
>>343749423
>No ones ever heard of
I had this game as a kid
>>343749423
first time watching?
Im calling it now
there wont be 2 GDQs next year
>>343749423
YEAH FUCK THIS HIPSTER BULLSHIT
WHERES MARIO AND MEGAMAN?@!?
oh fuck I remember playing this in the form of a shitty "Sonic 4" bootleg
>>343749525
>he
I thought Mexicans loved speedy gonzales and protested when WB said they were retiring him for PC reasons
>>343749423
Imagine being so narcissistic and delusional that you think games you haven't heard of are games that nobody has heard of.
How did Looney Tunes end up with so many shitty games and Disney had AMAZING games?
>>343749597
>has
Run is over, guys.
>this run
>>343749612
We liberals know what's best for everyone
Quick
post your dinner
>>343749423
I prefer the shitty games over the usual Mario games block where they literally play the same games every year.
>Mexican
>Steals someones job
Poor Sonic, the wall can't come soon enough for him
>>343749525
>>343749597
It's like a twitch chat that I can actually read
SeemsGood
GREETINGS
>>343749643
Pretty much all of the SNES era Disney games were made by Capcom
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
how are they going to speedrun trauma center... it is a VN
G E R M A N Y
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>>343749772
Skip everything
>guys this is pretty hype , fucking clap please HYOP
Is the donation guy that faggot who does the game theory videos?
>he's fast
Who would win in a race, Road Runner or Speedy Gonzales?
>>343749674
Is that frozen pees with roadkill?
>>343749643
Because Disney had quality control. They let actual Disney people work on the games.
>>343749975
Sonic
>>343749919
E-es rápido
>>343749975
i could have sworn this was a premise for an episode. i think Wile E Coyote won
>>343749612
every latin was mad that they cancelled it
Any hot memes so far this SGDQ?
>>343750023
From the amount of Loony Toons I've seen, I wouldn't doubt that ending.
>>343750053
G O O D J O B
>>343750053
*teleports behind you*
>>343750053
Woo!
>>343750053
>racist
Everyone loves Speedy though.
>>343749975
Speedy easily, there's a comic where he keeps pace with then overtakes The Flash
>>343750053
WOO
GOOD JOB
>>343750053
Literally who
>>343750053
Twitter warlords getting butthurt about chat memes
>My guilty pleasure
>>343750053
*checks this 7 for 5 seconds*
>>343750148
middle class white people know what's better for the latins thank you
>>343749583
>80k viewers
>during literally night time
Yes there will.
>>343750154
>>343749975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73gicdlTvCE
>>343750154
>Lower center of gravity and short legs mean more steps per meter
Sounds legit. Gotta check that out.
why do people type reset in all caps from a simple mistake like it's funny
>>343750053
I can't tell.
Are they talking about the "Build Wall" memes or do they think it's racist because it looks like sonic?
>>343749583
>IT'S OVER GDQ IS FINISHED
We say this every six months and it still hasn't happened.
>>343750053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4YJAs6Cv9I
GROW THICKER SKIN, SJW
>>343750239
sorry but latinos just aren't capabable of making their own decision about what to be offended at so we have to do it for them. the burden of the white race that is.
>>343749692
kek
>>343750340
memes
>>343748594
The Report of the Week, is that you?
>>343750269
it's noon in europe
>>343750303
Based early saturday morning CN
>>343748594
I know it's you review brah
How was the based Demon Soul's run?
How was the based Super Mario Sunshine run?
>Been up for 24 hours
>Not sure if i should go to bed or just stay up and watch these shit games
>>343750340
it's a meme
GREETINGS
GREETINGS
GOOD CAUSE
FLEENTSTONES?
>>343750269
>majority of viewers is from EU at all times
>majority of donations is from Germoney
>only USA exists
hamburgers
we got a Speedy Gonzales game but did we ever get a Roadrunner game?
>>343750485
nope the rest of the games are worthless. sleep until 11 am
>>343750485
go to bed, little pirate loli. there are still ships to plunder tomorow
How was that Sonic 4 bootleg so popular?
I remember playing it in an emulator
>>343750585
yeah, it's called 'Living near the border'
>>343750585
Surprised we didn't get a Looney Tunes racing game desu
>>343750585
Yeah and it was pretty good.
One of the first games I ever completed.
can i donate in hamburgers? Its for the hungry black people in the USA right?
GREETINGS
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G E R M A N Y
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
GREETINGS
FIRST TIME DONATING
LONG TIME WATCHER
>>343750676
>donating food to the fattest group of people in the world
>>343750585
>no speedy vs road runner game exists
G E R M A N Y
>>343750053
>>343750196
Twitch chat is basically not racist seeing as they are equally offensive to everyone.
>>343750735
>GREETINGS
...FROM GERMANY
also can these chucklefucks stop giggling at everything that's not even remotely funny?
>>343750483
Prease reply
>>343750834
they've been up all night
>>343750483
both chokefests
>>343750885
so youre saying that they know all the memes already and thus they think its funny?
>>343750927
ha, seriously in that case ill wathch both because this game right now is a bad meme
>>343750735
>long time donator first time watcher
>the windows 98 windows player music
>>343750978
I think he meant this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4F285QjA
>there will never be a slowpoke rodrigeuz game
GREETINGS FROM BERLIN!
Wow it's fucking dead in there
G E R M A N Y
GREETINGS FROM
...Berlin?????
G R E E T I N G S F R O M B E R L I N
why are there so few seats people cant sit down
next time i hope they get a stadium
>>343751082
its 535 AM locally
also, love the Crystalis music
>>343750585
The one on the SNES was pretty big when it was released. Same with Duck Dodgers.
They didn't control great but they had some cool stages and bosses. Is Sunsoft still around?
Someone donate and make him say kill the juice
GREETINGS FROM AUSTRIA (LITTLE GERMANY)
>>343751078
that would be the perfect slowrun game
>>343751009
sounds like the intro melody to a 90's sitcom
Who's your GDQ-fu, /v/?
>>343751158
Do it yourself then
OH MY GOD DARIUS TWIN MUSIC
Our grand hero is still there
Where the fuck is YSG, did they ban him from entering?
>>343751296
ds dad FeelsGoodMan
>>343751263
Mediocre. They should do Salamander 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJGhdLFr7g&list=PL629E2122758FA337&index=3
>>343751307
They banned everyone
soon they will ban speed running
Lets plays only
Where's Cosmo?
>>343751296
>wearing the same exact clothes from last year
kek
>>343751307
yes, sadly
>>343751368
dead.
>>343751368
>DEADNAMING
MODS PLS BAN THIS SHITLORD I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN
>>343751296
Pandora Papi
PogChamp
>>343751389
This game was the shit. Never even heard about what they're running instead.
>>343751307
What happened?
>>343751358
what happens when they ban let's plays
Was hungover until now, did I miss any good runs?
>woke up early to watch some high-quality speedruns
TOO BAD, said the announcer
>>343751307
he's not banned, he sent a donation early in the marathon saying he was watching from home this year
>>343751307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehbiaS5Olms
29:32
>>343751368
Hes not at the event but hes still speedrunninghis life into the ground
>>343751368
Banned for not transitioning fast enough.
>>343751389
I hope you guys are ready for
>"GRAND DAD!"
>>343751501
donation stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
haha theyre playing grand dad xDDD
>>343751480
>FILTERS.JPG
I hope you just took that image from google
>>343751519
>watch GDQ
>expect """good runs"""
lmao kys
>>343751389
GRAND
DAD
>>343751520
>He didn't get the reference.
>>343751567
so he´s mentally ill right
>>343751567
Dammit now I have to fap again
Game has good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqNq0NuBAIg&index=12&list=PLEOQ0YA_1DWkDQQU7_ExsPdthX4O0aLqU
>>343751652
nah he's fine
>>343751501
Longplays only.
>>343751567
you know how when you stay up all night and everything is surreal and really funny... yep thats right
What is this trash?
>twitch mods deleting granddad posters
>>343751358
>Lets plays only
oh god that shit is actually more popular than speedrunning. You may be joking now, but they WILL do that and keep it once they find a good time to test it
>not the genesis Flintstones
>>343751652
that's not obivious to you?
>>343751594
I cant stop myself from hoping for some good runs
"I'm going to do this part blindfolded"
LOUD DONATION ANNOUNCEMENT
>>343751778
i envy your optimism mang. i lost mine a long time ago
>FUCK I MISSED THE HARRY POTTER RUN. RE-RUN IT!!!!! just kidding
Oh, thank allah he was just kidding. I didn't want to see that run agan
Donator BTFO
literally ruined his run
donator btfo
>>343748774
THICC
H
I
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>yabba-dabba-doo (tm)
FUCKING DONATOR REEEEEEE
I was asking for quite
Shots fired at the donator reader.
THE DONATOR INTERRUPTED ME FFS!! ASKED FOR SILENCE UGH
DONATOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>turns away from screen
>dies
>BLAMES THE DONATION READER
AHAHAHAHA
Why does the announcer and audience ruin blindfold runs every single fucking time?
They did it for Battletoads and Punch Out last time, and fucking Flintstones today.
>DONATOR
No one gives a shit about Flinstones you autistic freak.
I ASKED FOR QUIET
This ain't the home shopping network, don't read donations every single moment when there's silence.
>DONATOR CALLED OUT & BTFO
GOT'EM
Is this the Vinesauce meme stream?
he had plenty of time to turn around, its not like anyone would have cared if he didnt call attention to it
what happened with the donation
why is the chat going crazy
God what a a sad faggot, shitty personality, fat, piece of shit game
5 years until suicide max
>>343751949
The mongoloids don't understand that he's relying on sounds. They think silence = bad so they start reading announcements.
Holy shit the cringe this is why I love this shit
>>343751964
Nig, this is the second rarest game on the NES, made by Taito and generally considered to be a fantastic game. Easily the best run so far.
Betty>Wilma
>>343752000
second this i just missed what happened
Is he still on track for WR
>>343751897
>>343751883
>Donator BTFO
>Not the guy that just got his run fucked
>>343752002
this
>"alright this is an autoscroller, you can read donations"
>suddenly starts doing it blindfolded
>doesn't ask for quiet
>BOOHOO DONATOR RUINED IT
I wish they announced sponsors between games like commercials and had a scrolling donation tracker on screen instead of the sponsor ads. It would be so much easier to ignore LOL XD SAVE TEH AMINALS than the inevitably terrible donation readers.
>>343752026
Hard argument tbqh
Just started watching SGDQ, normally would've been here from the start but football was more important
What did I miss? Is fun allowed?
Is the octodad speedrunner absolute semen demon there?
>>343752000
>>343752036
Died and sperged out on the reader because HE ASKED FOR SILENCE
>>343752054
>DONATOR CALLED OUT
>HASN'T SAID SHIT SINCE
LOL OK BUDDY
Can someone spoil me on what the surprise at Dinosaur Peak is?
>>343752026
FUCKING FITE ME
>>343752089
>SJW tumblrwhore
>semen demon
This phrase has completely lost meaning.
so who was in the wrong here? the donation reader or the runner?
>Greeny Wetherwax in the Flintstones
This fucking game
>>343752089
Nothing special so far
Demon's souls was pretty great, he did it by 22 secs
other games weren't really that interesting
>>343752089
It's a GDQ event, of course no fun is allowed.
HOW DARE HE READ DONATIONS SHUT THE FUUUUCK UP PAL
Did he actually ask for quiet? I heard literally nothing.
>>343752149
>not liking those baggy eyes
It's ok to have shit taste anon, but we don't all need to know about it.
>>343752153
I don't think the runner specified that he needed it quiet
>>343752173
>>343752181
How was Caveman?
>>343752153
The donation reader. Once he noticed the runner was getting fucked he should've shut the hell up. But I suppose that means he'd have to be watching the run instead of furiously masturbating and deleting troublesome donations.
>>343752095
he made it worse by saying that, because he didnt even say he needed silence, just that he was going blindfolded and turned his back like a tard
>>343752083
many people donate just get their ebin memes read out loud on stream. from a money perspective gdq would be retarded to get rid of the donation reader.
G E R M A N Y
>>343752153
>so who was in the wrong here?
The runner should've been more clear about wanting quiet.
Snow halation
>>343752173
>demon's souls was great
unless you're referring to him completely fucking it up, you're very wrong
>>343751984
God, probably.Also I love Star
YOU CAN READ DONATIONS NOW ASSHOLE
o-okay
They are way too serious about this stupid Flintstones game
>>343752026
Damn straight.
>>343752253
>abloobloo it wasn't perfect
The runner clearly doesn't enjoy this, why bother?
>>343752258
>but i MESSED it UP
>>343751652
Sort of. He's been eating soylent for years and it fucked with his estrogen levels and head. He needs help. If he got medical treatment and returned to normal again he might just kill himself. And John numbers etc I fucking hate memes
>>343752308
wew
>>343752210
>>343752225
maybe he asked it before the run?
"when I start the blind thing, stfu please"
>>343752327
It's all he have
>>343752227
I missed the Caveman stream, too, how was it?
SGDQ bans people for all sorts of stupid reasons, hope this runner never gets invited back.
>>343752327
No one enjoys speedrunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>343752227
too tryhard
>>343752363
Chibi ran in and went on a rampage midrun
>>343751567
what the fuck is going on i'm scared
>le collector meme
>mfw this game makes less in donations than it cost them to buy it
any cringe gifs this year?
>>343752308
DELETE THIS
>>343752445
Is that a fucking hamster on top?
Is Blueglass at SGDQ?
>>343752320
fucking retard, saint has held the same damn time for over a year, and he's very far from the WR
he also died 4 (FOUR) times on 5-1 attempting the same stupid strats
>>343752462
there's about to be
>I wanna hit her a few times
>then I want her to bend down
DONT CLAP ITS LOUD
>>343752340
BASED JOHN
>>343752153
Clearly the donation reader
>>343752501
he offed himself
>>343752493
you got a problem punk
step right up
>>343752379
>listening to some self loathing autist
Nice meme.
>>343752501
Banned for life
>BOY, ARE THEY MAD
New Junk City. Fitting.
>>343752537
Just a reminder, John Numbers' real last name isGoldberg.
>>343751567
legit can dance more like a slutty hoe than this tranny holy shit.
Like how the fuck can you not have any rhythm at all.
Like a weird hunch back skinny alien trying to fit in with humanity and failing horrifically.
tune tho.
>>343752543
What am I meant to see?
>if you want to check out this game, you can buy it for $800
>>343752153
both
SGDQ IS FINISHED
FINIIISHEDThat thick though
>>343752445
who is this cutie
>>343752591
no way
please explain
>>343752585
He's right though.
>>343752649
No fun allowed
>>343752591
He wasn't banned stop listening to fucking memesters
>>343752585
he's right
I hope somebody breaks or steals that flinstones cart. 800 dollars for that shit, no one cares at all about the run, blamed the announcer for fucking up on some shit no one cares about.... fucking loser.
>>343752649
'''molested''' a girl
>Psycrow's theme
I hope nobody here was enough of a shitter to actually hear this in-game.
>>343752649
too fun
>romania
>>343752379
wew lad this dude
>>343752089
>football
you know i was just about to ask whats the point of watching a bunch of guys hitting each other for a ball that they cant share
>>343752725
Yes he was
>>343752637
Open video, skip to 29:32, profit?
>>343752741
You mean Controllerhead? Why even bother gossiping like teenage girls if you can't even get your names straight?
>>343752735
nothing pehsonnel.. kid..
>>343752379
>session time 40 hours
he played for 40 hours straight? how is that possible?
Who's mom is that?
>>343752792
He literally sent a donation saying that he's watching it from home this year, unless you can find actual proof that he was banned then you're fucking full of shit
>>343752779
im pretty sure he was talking about soccer
>>343752642
WHEN WILL HER AND THE FAT GUY FUCK?! THIS IS THE PERFECT SETUP TO A ROMANCE OF TWO FAT PEOPLE
>>343752649
It's a shitty genre of music.
>this jungle music
>>343752797
still don't get it
>>343752834
the same autism that makes him go on that rant might enable that
Who is actually banned from SQDQ?
>>343752842
He's not there, that's enough proof, checkmate
>>343752910
Based Controllerhead is, I know that much
Also werster
>>343752639
they are practically scamming people
>>343752842
don't fall for the memes son
>>343752648
chewy. he eats grain mostly.
idk who the girl is tho
>>343752910
Everyone funny and/or good
>>343752910
Chibi &YSG
DUDE
>>343752910
Werster and chibi
>all these old-ass games
>>343752905
they're reading the donation made by blue glass
Post yfw Ducky's VA was killed in a murder suicide as a child
>>343752910
Crash 2 runner due to rape (not joking)
You-Know-Who
The rest are softbanned, as in they're just shunned by the community in general.
How many people here have even watched A Land Before Time?
I barely remember the movie.
>>343752735
>he spend his money on things i don't like.
>i hope someone breaks them so that he doesn't have fun with the things he enjoys
When did you guys realize that only old games make for fun speedruns?
>>343753002
yeah where are the GOOD games like the GTA V speedrun I hear it's under 7 hours now
I know a good bit about land before time and they obviously were just fucking around, those treestar collectibles would never grow in an arid climate.
>>343753026
>You-Know-Who
no i dont
>>343753036
I've seen the first four I think.
>>343753036
I still have it on vhs.
>>343753036
Of course I watched it as a kid.
It made me cry when littlefoot's mother died.
Really most of those old movies were sad as fuck. I don't know why they want to make kids cry so badly. Bambi too and Lion King.
>>343753052
Good old games make for fun speedruns
Shity old games make for unfun speedruns
>>343753036
Watched it as a kid but don't remember much about it. Really don't remember all these sick flips.
>>343753060
any percent of gta v is the most boring thing ever.
it gets better if they disable retarded skips but still a slug of a run
>this run
these cringe as fuck runners.
do they speedrun indie games... wheres undertale
>>343753026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>can't lose the auto scroller
LET'S PLAY
>runner delays himself 20 seconds intentionally to show off "ebin bug xdd"
>>343753036
I watched the movies as a kid, loved them. But don't remember shit except them going to some boiling oil or something.
>haha guys are you seeing this omg xDD GUUYYYSSS NO BACK SPRITE LOL!
>two autism runners in a row
I don't think my sided can handle it
>>343752932
werster? why? because of the nigger thing?
>>343753285
Because he stole a ton of hotel key cards
>>343753256
>>343753258
I didnt even get what he was talking about
>>343752934
>that cowboy kid cover art
Well that's not blatantly homoerotic or anything.
>>343753258
>>343753256
Come on, let the kid have hisfun.
>>343753329
m-moot?
>>343753325
The dinosaur only had a front half that was basically glued to the left side of the screen. They didn't even bother to make a full sprite for it
>>343753306
The absolute madman
>>343753285
Nah, he stole like 60 room key cards at the hotel they were staying at, posted it on twitter and he hasn't been back since.
>>343753306
BASED
lazy fuckers
>>343753413
>>343753413
>>343753413
new
>land before time
>GBA - 2002
The fuck is this shit?
>>343753285
Because Werster was actually entertaining and zany/funny. There is a strict no tolerance policy for anything non eye-gougingly boring at GDQ
>>343753329
>>343753380
MOOOOOOOOOT
>>343753306
Funny thing is if he didn't show off on twitter he wouldn't of got caught.
>>343753329
LOOKS LIKE MOOT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
This guy sounds like he's fucking lagging. Had to keep checking the stream but it's his fucking voice
>>343747970
>Cuckoldry is pathetic, raising your wife's son is pathetic.
If you're not man enough to look past that, you're not a man at all.
Why would you give a fuck what anybody else but you thinks? Aren't you some kind of cuck to a greater ideal?
WE WUZ DINOS N' SHEET
>>343753504
no shit
>>343753572
>>Cuckoldry is pathetic, raising your wife's son is pathetic.
>If you're not man enough to look past that, you're not a man at all.
>"Honey, I love you so much that I will do your bidding no questions asked. You can fuck whoever you like and I will raise all the children because I love you that much. I only exist to serve you."
I wouldn't.
>>343753819
I know you couldnt raise another kid, because you have autism and are not even half a man to look past that, because you care about what others think of you
thats pathetic
>>343753306
how fucking autistic you have to be to do it in the first place and then actually post it on twitter.
the absolute autistic madman
>>343753504
>wouldn't of
What the fuck is it with people writing this all the time? Is it some grand meme I don't know about or are people just incapable of writing "have". This shit is everywhere these days.
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