Why the fuck are we still bothering with this?
>Still don't know what axe does
>Still don't know what finger does
Some anon pointed out Clancy's watch has a different time than the time on the VHS, and both of those times are also different from the time on the clock in the hallway - Although the clock has the same time in VHS and present day. Don't know if that's a clue or not.
Theories right now
>Try to get the ghost girl to spawn all 7 times
>Try to make Pete go down the ladder rather than Clancy
Resident Evil shitty fuck demo garbage thread, hit things with the axe more edition
Who was (head)phone?
No seriously, the fuck is up with those headphones.
>Try to make Pete go down the ladder rather than Clancy
Has anyone tried just waiting and seeing if he eventually gets fed up and goes first?
>>341568002
Someone glitched out of the front door. How do people even find these glitches? Is there a method? I want to try and glitch out of that door with the broken handle. I think it's necessary for the real ending.
WELCOME
>>341568192
>>341568192
Things in the VHS appear to be set in stone with the exception of things you personally can change, like unlocking the drawer.
>>341567423
animated movies had the 'upgraded plagas' , what if thats connected to the family
fags believe that the demo is not broken
www.strawpoll.me/10497848
>>341568192
I tried leaving the house but the door's locked. I tried going down the ladder, going back up, staring at Pete, saying "no" "you go" into the microphone. I've tried sprinting into the door over and over, I've tried fucking everything I can autistically think of.
Sheeit I thought the demo was pretty empty,
guess I missed some shit
>>341568002
Well, it's all about whether or not you believe that the 2.7 Gigabyte file size is all being used in what we've seen so far.
>>341568236
What does this mean? I saw this posted earlier and tried to reproduce it, but never got anything close to this.
Fit those of you who want to see what this game is like in full, look up "the kitchen"
This demo is literally just part of that game cut out. That's why the finger and axe do nothing
>>341568205
the front door glitch in reality is the oldman glitch
you glitch that fag, then open the door
the fag does not appear, so you are there looking at the yard, chillin
even if you pick up the axe, the fag still knocks you out in every ending, right?
desu i really think there may not be anything else to find and capcom might sneak out an update in the future or something. has anyone tried changing the system clock on the ps4? or can you even do that?
For everyone last thread wondering what the name of the newspaper is, it is Dulvey. It seems to be a fictional location.
I thought it was HL3 when they showed the Resident Evil trailer. Right at the beginning it flashed an orange slanted 1 symbol. Then 3 manniquenns. I almost threw up
Do you think you assholes can figure it out before the demo gets released for PC and Xbone?
>>341568398
>What does this mean?
that's the puzzle
nobody knows yet
I'm thinking about going out and buying a PS4 for this, you guys. I was going to get one for FFXV anyway, but reading this threads, plus there apparently being a workaround to redownload PT has gotten me kind of hyped. Plus, I'm kind of drunk right now.
anyone streaming? post links
>>341568519
go get some fried chicken first
Just bought RE: Revelations 2 episode 1 for cheap as FUCK. They took a page from Half Life it seems separating the story into chapters.
The game isgood
>>341568002
I found something interesting while messing around in the demo.
Physics objects can not be pushed into the starting room. They glitch out immediately after you go through the door and become impossible to interact with. Oddly disappearing when you enter the room and reappearing if you are standing outside the room looking in.
If I had to guess I would say this is a result of the developers not wanting players to push physics objects down the hole behind the secret passage.
I tried to do exactly that with both the baby doll and a crate only for them to glitch out once they entered the VHS room.
So pushing shit down that hole is apparently not an option. Though I still feel like we're supposed to do something with that baby doll. Pushing it down the hole just seemed like it might do something.
>>341568593
It's my favorite RE game since RE4.
>>341568519
DONT
>>341568519
Just buy some more alcohol instead
>>341568463
System clock is confirmed to be bullshit. You're not allowed to do it in the VR version at the E3 booths.
Has anyone tried to soften/melt the finger with a light source rather than just the microwave? Cellulose is that flammable.
>>341568643
Well, I was wanting to play Uncharted, Ratchet and Clank, and Bloodborne anyway. Plus, like I said, I was going to get one for FFXV anyway. I'd just be picking one up a couple of months early, is all.
>>341568502
>Do you think you assholes can figure it out before the demo gets released for PC and Xbone?
Once it gets released on PC, it's ogre. People will datamine the shit out of it. PT is smaller with much better graphics so there has to be more to the game then we've found.
>>341568096
These aren't headphones, but gunrange earmuffs
>>341568002
This game is fucking retarded, why does doing what would normally be inconsequential things in random orders change the plotline arbitrarily?
It's not even consistent
>demo gets released on PC
>demo gets raped in 5 minutes
>we get to see ghost girl naked
>we get ghostgirl sporting a 30 inches cock
>we get demo mods
>we get speedruns
>we get funny gifs were old man is trump
this demo is 'working' because PS4 audience is technologically illiterate
no disrespect, it's fact
>>341568382
>saying "no" "you go" into the microphone
Picturing someone sitting in a dark room playing a horror game autistically saying that over and over again is hilarious.
>>341568764
Don't get the uncharted bundle, theyve had tons of issues, I've gotten two ps4s and had to return both, getting a normal one tomorrow
>>341568616
Lol you don't do anything with it
It's broken because they ripped it from a tech demo.
Capcom just got lazy with this
>>341568642
Have you played Ep 2?
I'm wondering if I should continue the story, after all, it's hilariously obvious why Ep 1 was so cheap!
>>341568960
I've been looking online, but I don't even know if there's an unbundled version to buy at this point. I might have a look at my local Wal-Mart.
>>341568930
'get off my lawn'
'JAMAL'
'jews did it'
>>341568930
"But I just wanted to play outside dad."
>>341568616
You're about a day late, I thought about pushing the baby into the hole and glitched out too, even posted about it here. Tried the same with the mannequin upstairs. I did think about pushing the baby and mannequin into the hanging dolls room but got lazy and didn't try it.
>>341568880
>family man is Trump mod
>instead of welcoming you to the family he tells you to go build the wall
>>341568751
Maybe the film version. Cellulose has been used as Piano keys, Billiard balls and other plastic/wood/ivory replacements.
>>341569046
Yeah, that's what I'll be looking for, if not I'll just get the black ops bundle and trade in the game
>>341569029
I got the whole season, and I'd personally say it's worth the asking price.
>>341568880
never ever
>>341568519
It's not exclusive and you can't download PT unless it's in your download history.
>>341569156
Well I guess I can add something then.
For one thing you also can't push the baby up the stairs, it glitches out at the top.
You can however push the baby into the hanging doll room, it doesn't seem to do anything however. No glitching but also no triggers.
>>341569270
I used to have a PS4 with PT. I'm hoping that it might still be in my history once I log into my account. Chances are fair that I might be retarded though.
>>341569270
You have to jump through hoops to redownload it, they merked it off the face of the earth.
>>341568778
When is it getting released on PC anyway? I want to try it out once it comes out.
>>341569436
>When is it getting released on PC anyway?
are you baiting or serious?
>>341568593
Natalia is cute, cute!I want to watch Alex manipulate her into doing lewd things
>>341569223
Just wondering, because maybe they'd drop the price lower. RE6 is cheaper than ordering at McDonald's now on sales.
But yea, it's pretty damn good so far.
you dont have to believe me of course but maybe you'll remember this post when it is revealed.
The demo, as currently is, is impossible to beat.
There is a planned ending.
On Sunday there will be a small update for the demo, that will literally uncomment code preventing you from progressing to the final THREE steps. There will be another bad ending, and finally the good ending everyone is searching for.
The demo in its unbeatable state is attracting a lot of interest in the game for its mysterious difficulty and is why it was done.
-Dev
>>341568457
What? Post a link, I can't find any info on this game
This is a terrible horror game desu
Goddammit I think P.T put my expectations for horror so high that nothing will compete.
nobody gives a fuck anymore
well done capcom PR
your ruse was shit
>>341569502
I'm serious. Is the demo a PS4 exclusive? If it is, I'll just download it once I get PS+ again (whenever that is).
>>341569597
I miss PT so bad.
>>341569571
Plenty of people have already assumed that, you arent being prophetic at all.
>>341569643
is that a pepe
Someone try this.
does anyone got good 1080p RE7 stills from the trailer? Those montage at the end of the trailer is friggin cool
>>341569718
man, these shoops are so fucking uglyis there real sfm goodness?
>>341569845
if you find some let us know
it worth to check capcom official Yt channel
>>341569370
>Install SUWI on PC/Laptop
>Set your IP as a proxy on PS4
>Download PT
Nigga, it's literally less than a 2 minute endeavor.
>>341569851
yep
>>341569851Look up rule34hentai.
>>341569845
>>341569931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeq2Qnd3tWU
>>341569832
>>341569915
>>341569516
>>341569718
>>341569982
Natalia thread? I think we could all use a recharge break.
>>341568457
Kitchen was even shorter than this one. It's literally an extended VR version of the end cutscene of this demo.
You can see people playing the Kitchen demo from back in October.
You are Clancy tied to the chair.
You knock over the Camera to wake Pete up.
Pete talks to you then goes looking for something to cut you free.
Pete gets a knife and starts to cut you free.
Zombie girl attacks him and they scuffle.
Pete gets thrown across the room and is knocked out.
Ghost girl menaces you with the knife and stabs you in the leg.
Pete wakes up and tackles her and they go around the corner.
Pete loses. His head rolls into view.
Zombie girl sounds behind you.
Above you.
She drops onto you and the demo ends.
That's what the Kitchen demo was like. No finger. No axe. No moving.
While they didn't allow actual filming of the demo you can find others who have played it and are describing what they see.
>>341568880NEVER EVER
>>341569947
Still through hoops when they shouldn't have been faggots and let people redownload through the history/store. Doesn't affect me though I still have it installed. :^)
>>341569953
can you spoon/gif/ some for me, kind anon?
>>341570023
I'm on board with that.
>>341569805
There are not "stars" but i'm going to fuck around with the ceiling fan anyways. There are weird textures on the floor but that is it.
Where did this come from?
>>341570071
nope
>>341569571
That would be the most retarded PR campaign in a long time. People have been spending countless hours trying to figure out the game. If it turns out that nobody could beat it because it was intended to be that way without a patch, it's going to piss off a shitload off potential customers.
>>341570040
Konami probably just doesn't want to be constantly asked about when Silent Hills is coming out. They fucked up, they know it, and now they're trying to cover it up. At least REVII seems to be picking up the torch a little, and Kojima is doing whatever it is he's doing with Reedus.
>>341570175
Someone posted it in the barneezyjones's stream comment section.
He said you have to hit the ceiling fan with the axe for it to move.
>>341570175
It came from a reddit thread and is a twitch chat whisper transcript by some kid claiming to be an employee for capcom
>>341570116
thanks son
Has anybody tried looking outside, like everywhere during the VHS segment, I would do it but I'm to scared of that game
>>341570191
faggot
>>341570365
Yes
>>341570365
The only thing I know of is the not-Lisa that disappears anytime you look directly at her.
>>341570365
Invisible walls
>>341570283
natalia is ugly
>>341570368
triggered lmao
>>341570116
That is such a great shot and should be the boxart.
>>341570175
There are indeed stars, but there are more than 3. I posted about them in the last thread. They look like a childrens drawing of the sun.
>>341570559
i like you son
>>341570674
2spooky
>>341570507
She's the best looking loli available in SFM.
Only one that comes close is the girl who dies at the start of Last of Us.
>>341570486
what a slut
I want to play this demo if only because its infuriating watching people walk by all the shit I would want to autistically focus on for a minute or two.
>>341570808
i hate that hair, wish they went to the loose hair for the final build
>>341570796
jesus that is pretty spooky
>>341570796
Who's that semen demon.
>>341570116
fucking creepy
During the live E3 trailer there is some extra footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ27VZz2kkQ&feature=youtu.be&t=182
Pay attention to the lower screen, black cop making some gestures towards the player. That scene is probably related to this pic. Also Pete saying "goddammit, we probably gonna end up like Andre", which means it takes place after the basement part. So either the developers are lying or this demo could be very unfinished or there will be a 2nd demo, a Tape-2 in this case.
>>341570870
buy ps4 and play
>>341570796
can take the dog and photo frame son?
>>341570813
Its not her fault.and that only makes it hotter
>>341570808
rule 34 when?
>>341570870
play the demo then.
>>341571005
years ago
>>341570870
>even thinking about watching others people playing
What the fuck, pc "master race"?
>>341570870
Trust me, it's not worth it. I've watched people doing the same shit on twitch for probably 16 hours now (Really just listened, to see if they get excited when they find something). Unfortunately, they just repeatedly do the same things over and over. If there is a solution, it's pretty convoluted and involves more work than I want to put into a demo. Someone will find it, they'll patch the demo, or they'll release the solution by Sunday. I'm just going to wait it out and keep playing Odin Sphere.
>>341570962
pete says that?
>>341570891
hard to make look good, unless your use third party hair physics software. hence every game, every lady either has shortish hair, or bound in some way.
>>341571005It already exists and is relatively plentifulSearch for her by name on rule34hentai.net. You need to make an account to see 3D loli though
>>341570808
>tfw you will never drink her pee
Why even live?
>>341570962
I feel like not enough people focused on that VR footage, a lot of those tape clips running alongside the center one gave a lot of shit away for what the actual game is gonna have.
>>341570962
Fuck, now it's pretty obvious that you should wake up again after being knocked out near phone
>>341570980
This one?
>>341569805
OKAY YOU NIGGER, YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THIS BECAUSE I JUST UNLOCKED A DOOR.
>STARS
>Umbrella
How the fuck did we never think of this?!
>>341571365
Proof or GTFO.
>>341571356
the one in the trailer, the short hair girl and the decaying dog, thanks son, you're a good son for doing this
>>341571365
>I JUST UNLOCKED A DOOR.
where?
>>341571365
NVM IT'S NOT A DOOR I JUST HEARD SOMETHING REALLY FUCKED UP
>>341571472
>falling for the b8
>>341571365
>I JUST UNLOCKED A DOOR
me too xD
>>341571428
Now I'm hoping for some True Detective out in the sticks weirdness.
>>341571365
We're on a console with a dedicated share button, proof or fucking neck yourself.
>>341571479
Take some fucking screenshots dumbfuck
>>341571442
>>341571472
FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS NIGGERS
IT'S LEGIT
IT
IS
LEGIT
E
G
I
T
>>341571551
I redact my statement. Sorry anon. :^)
>>341571554
good shot son
>>341571563
>No proof
GTFO
So uh.
I was dicking around with the dummy finger, bringing it out in inspect mode next to light sources to see if I could melt it.
mfw it fucking moves by itself sometimes.
If its going to move it'll be a few seconds after you look at it.
Sometimes it moves really obviously, some times it rotates a bit too.
Maybe it points at stuff?
>>341570962
>probably gonna end up like andre
this line hasnt been said in the demo yet, has it? not to where people have managed to play so far
>>341570962
2nd screen at upper right: Family man headbutts and swings what seems to be an axe.
>>341571626
Sup /b/eddit
>>341571629
No, it's been confirmed that the finger isn't the only item that does this.
It seems to just be a thing that happens when you inspect an item sometimes.
>>341571629
all items do that afaik
>>341571176
full name/tag?
>>341571629
We know it already
It moves if you speak to the microphone or just don't turn it off
Still nothing we can do with it
FUCK YOU ANONS I WANT THOSE UTUBE VIEWS FOR BEING THE FIRST BUT HERES JUST AN IMAGE SO YOU FAGGOTS FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.
YOUR ON YOUR OWN, IT'S ALL SOLO NOW
>>341570048
I understood that reference.
This demo is a bait and switch, and RE7 won't be a first person walking simulator when it releases, right?
Has anybody tried saying words into the mic from prior resident evil games? Things like names,locations, objects etc?
>>341571674
>Doesn't just blindly believe blatant lies on the internet
>"He can't possibly be from /v/!"
Honestly I can't say you're wrong for jumping to that conclusion. Nevertheless I will tell you to go fuck yourself and stop shitposting fake information because you think you are an ebin troll. Go back to /b/.
>>341571751
nice one you fucking retard
>>341571709
yes! thanks son!, ill welcome you to the familia!
Once I answer the phone and hug the wall and walk to the door I don't get famd
Idk if that's something new
>>341571856
In the VHS I told Andre to make me a Jill Sandwich
Heactually made me one thenthe absolute madman
>>341571735Natalia_Korda
>>341571975
>same photo from the demo
>shotgun
noice
>>341571751
What was blue pic? I tried to view it but 404 now
>>341569805
>>341569805
>>341569805
I thought this was bullshit.
>>341571751
I thought this was a troll
>mfw it's actually legit
someone else try it. I seriously this /v/ will get ahead of everyone
>>341572027
I think it was from P.T. actually
>>341572027
P.T.
>>341570962
3:14-3:16 top right you can see multiple zombies come at the player.
>>341571851
It's Capcom, you really think they aren't retarded?
Really? Anon, anon, really?
Who's this semen demon?
>>341571857
lmao triggered + didn't read
>>341572095
Subhuman mongoloid confirmed
>>341570990
>sharp teeth
Spooky
>>341572102
>>341572115
I'm about to blast some niggas
>>341572210
>tfw internet has ruined me and what I find fuckable has led me to ghosts/zombies
Why boner.
>>341569805
Someone try this PLEASE, I need to know if it is legit.
>>341572210
Damn, she's making me horny.
>>341570808
Clementine and Sunny are pretty good too. Not that I've ever looked at that kind of thing, of course.
>>341572381
DUDE MOM'S GONNA FREAK LMAO
>>341568236
What is this? How does it activate?
>>341572164
I just want to shoot stuff inside of a spooky mansion with waifus again.
;_;
>>341572498
What was it like to be born after 9/11?
Someon do a playthrough where all ghost sightings are activated
Anyone tried to use microphone in the vhs mode?
>>341572537
The director of RE7 said that if you want to shoot at things and blow stuff up you should go play RE Umbrella Corps.
>>341570808
>>341572439
Where the fuck are you guys getting your SFM loli lewds.
>>341570116
This is asking for a Druids edit.
>>341572537
>Capcom hasn't done an all waifu RE game
There's virgin money to be spent Capcom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcibcOwatBI&feature=youtu.be
>>341572410
Bullshit, I hit the fan and it doesn't move
>>341572717
nice stolen video
>>341572659
google.com
I want this on PC, so I can try out some things myself, instead of spaming retards on chat only to be ignored.
>>341572816
Try not being poor and underage.
>>341572659
Hint #1: Read the thread
Hint #2: It's spoilered
>>341572816
Yeah Datamine that shit XD
>>341572717
Your stolen video doesn't really prove anything.
Exiting the house through the back door triggers a "Bad End". Thus the other endings probably don't involve the back door, but rather involve accessing other areas of the house or getting punched by Family Man for using alternate triggers that have yet to be found.
All it proves is that if there is another ending that it has nothing to do with the back door.
>>341572410
Okay I went to hit the fan and it moved. is it saying hit it 7 times clockwise? CC? and then CW again?
I need more details. it's too vague.
>>341572705
I'm surprised that almost none of the major franchises like Resident Evil or Final Fantasy haven't released official dating sims or beach volley ball games with their characters.
There probably isn't anything new to find but I'd appreciate if someone streamed it anyway. It's cozy watching spooky games with /v/.
This is making me want to fire up PT and play that instead but it's not as fun when you know what to do already and how to avoid things.
>>341570990
why is his teeth sharp? he recently died.
>>341573425
For whatever reason P.T. fucking terrifies me still, I don't even get scared in RE7.
>>341573425
Is there any way to download pt if you deleted it?
>>341573273
I streamed it around 7 hours ago. I'll do it tomorrow.I even got some girls in my stream kek. No qt sissies though.
>>341573579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoW3vdm5yLM
>>341573536
That's not his teeth.
>>341573138
you hit the stars not the fan...
>trying to find any depth and secrets in a fucking PT rip off made by capcom
why
>>341573647
Again. too vague.
>>341568593
I remember playing Chapter 1 back when it was free for PS3 users.
I actually tried playing it yesterday and somehow it allowed me to play Chapter 2. I don't know what's going on but hey, free games.
>>341572574
feels good bro. I like having all this youth and access to Snapchat and Instagram while I'm still young. Stay mad faggot
>>341573690
>you will never have this
>>341573690
Mike Inel please. This is a Christian board.
>>341570962
Why do you start game in the another place in this demo?
>>341572574
>My 8 year old cousins knows about 9/11
>I was 8 when it happened
Fuck man, that hits hard.
>>341573629
Thanks
So, what happens on Sunday? An update for the demo? What's it gonna do?
>>341573856
>So, what happens on Sunday?
why there has to be something special?
>An update for the demo?
no?
>>341573939
I've heard some people saying on Sunday, the demo gets an update.
>>341573779
I'm pretty sure they've said that the demo is completely separate from the actual similarly to P.T.
>>341574021
people say a lot of shit do you believe everything
I just played the demo. Holy shit this is the first time I've been scared of Resident Evil since REmake on the Gamecube, which was the first Resident Evil I ever played. If Capcom's goal was to make a replacement for PT and Silent Hills, they are well on their way.
did anyone else notice that the baby doll can be pushed around the house?
>>341574167
THE BABY
You've probably had to answer this many times by now, but do you think that CAPCOM is retarded enough to make the entirety of 7 look like that? Or is this just a PT style teaser?
>>341574167
yeah, but not into the hole
>>341574141
>REmake on the Gamecube, which was the first Resident Evil I ever played.
The RE7 audience.
>>341573640
what is it then?
>>341574329
THE BABY
>>341574401
You don't want to know
>>341574373
So the RE7 audience started with the best and scariest game in the series? They must have good taste.
>>341574347
Well capcom is probably the most retarded company i can think of. It could turn out like DMC
>>341574373
Remake is 14 years old, it's not a shame to discover the series with this one, edgelord
Resident evil survivor was my first RE game. This series is pure shit
>>341574167
Yes. The problem is no one can figure out anything that you could do with it. So it hasn't really mattered that you can push it around.
first person is shitty. PT fags need to fuck off.
>>341574467
He may not, but I do. Now spill the beans before I have to gut you.
>>341574698
maybe were supposed to bring it back to its mother?
>>341574373
Resident Evil 4 was my first RE game.
I hate what they're doing to the series with RE7 too. Where's my goofy shootan game!?!?!?
>>341574373
I'd understand this reaction if he had said RE4, but REmake was definitely one of the best in the series.
Daily reminder that both the trailers and the demo are misleading and the full game will resemble Condemned: Criminal Origins more than it will Outlast.
>>341570808
>She's the best looking loli available in SFM
Not saying much when SFM junk all looks like complete shit with horrible animations.
>>341574758
You can't push it up the stairs. I've tried, it glitches out the second you reach the top and disappears. I also pushed it into every other room in the house that you can push it into and nothing happened.
