Thank you based milk-giving Nintendo woman edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
Chests are as exciting as in Twilight Princess!
>Iron sledgehammer
WE STR NOW
H A M M E R
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>>341320264
>ZA WARUDO
>sledgehammer
>showrunner reading /v/ and forcing Audrey to stay on stage
great chests imo
SLEDGEHAMMER
any audrey webms??
What would you add to hero mode to make shit more difficult?
Post ideas!
>>341320545
Her chest sure got me excited
that potential energy shit is really cool
That was neat
Nintendo are going all out with BotW aren't they?
Dem tits tho
HOLY SHIT THAT STORINF ENERGY INTO TIME STOPPED OBJECTS
TECHNOLOGY
ZA WARUDO CONFIRMED
I'm really digging the technology slant in this game. It's really cool to see how the Zelda universe has evolved and it manages to feel magical and technological at the same time.
>STORED KINETIC ENERGY
This rune is fucking cool.
THAT;S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORK NINTENDO
>Time Stop
>and Golden Experience energy abilities
Jesus Christ.
Physics !
>>341320619
basic enemies have more advanced weapons/armor and can use shields
>you can stop time
>hit an object multiple times
>it will fly forward when time resumes
>ENERGY BUILDUP
THANK YOU
All grill stream again fucking when?
>toki wo tomare
>*hits you with a sledgehammer five times*
ENERGY CONSERVED FOR A LIMITED TIME THEN IT CONVERTS TO CINETIC ENERGY!
>>341320619
Enemy AI
>>341320264
>tfw no big titted gf
>ZA WARUDO
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
additive energy, fucking cool
>>341320619
no clothes allowed
strictly for difficulty, of course
>>341320264
>Building up power by slowing things down
Viewtiful Joe confirmed?
>>341320619
Enemies that rape Link if they beat him.
>>341320619
Game doesn't pause when you open the inventory, stops food spamming etc
where can i find my own gamer wench?
We're sonic 06 now.
Why can't I hold all these features?
HOW
ARE
WE
SUPPOSED
TO
FOCUS
ON
THE
FUCKING
GAME
WITH
THOSE
TWO
MOONS
IN
THE
RIGHT
UPPER
CORNER
FUCK?
>You can freeze boulders beat on them and have them unfreeze with all the momentum you added to them.
This game just keeps showing off cool shit.
I am glad they are adding new weapons to use, but the playstyles for them look really lame. I hope there's a lot more depth to them cause they're not showing it on stream.
>>341320264
this looks too good for aonuma to have anything to do with it
>>341320650
I'd let Audrey convert my gravitational potential energy into kinetic energy, if you know what I mean.
>>341320564
coincidence ?
>>341320778
>cinetic
chicks face is busted as fuck what are you all getting exciting about?
nigga look like ET
>>341320717
That's clearly Kraftwerk
>Owa Daim
I'm not sure what that's an anagram of, if Onam Au is any indication.
>>341320650
>that potential energy shit is really cool
That really was cool, and entirely unexpected.
>>341320807
You dirty slut. I see through your tits and tricks.
>>341320824
this
Rest in piece Yoda
>>341320885
two moons?
Shrines are FUCKING GENIUS
It integrates puzzle solving into the game perfectly
Hope they show a proper dungeon though
>>341320902
I think we have a new Koizumi on the team
>>341320956
what face
>More Nintendo threads and generals
Nintendogaf pls
>>341320885
By not being a horny teen.
Go fap and come back or something jeez.
>>341320619
I don't think a hero mode is really necessary when you can just beat shit up with joke weapons/armor.
>>341320894
Nah, I'm pretty sure we've seen all possible interactions in this demo playthrough.
>insansely flexible
wait was that shrine a dungeon?
>>341320956
its the tits WITH the videogames
>LEGEND OF ZELDA BREASTS OF THE WILD
>>341321030
Majoras mask 2
>>341320894
perhaps you can learn more "combos"?
>>341320956
So is the hamebeast you posted.
![Consider-The-Following-random-31200159-500-500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bv4Nl2v.jpg "Consider-The-Following-random-31200159-500-500[1].jpg")
>>341320619
Why would you want to run through an open world alone if there are tons of games in which you can explore big open worlds and interact with other players? There's a good reason why many people say that this game feels lifeless.
*freezes time and bashes ur fucking skull in a billion time with my slegehammer in a microsecond*
Pssh.... just....busines...kid
>>341320807
>>341320824
Can you stop? I don't want to masturbate to other boys, that's gay.
DAMN THAT ROCK LAUNCH
The effect for stasis with the chains is fucking sick
"Insanely flexible"
>boulder launching
This shit is so neat.
Did he just ORAORAORAORAORA that rock with an axe during a ZA WARUDO?
this stasis thing is pretty rad
i don't think physics work like that
>Link has ZA WARUDO and a hammer
day 1 buy
>>341321095
Mini dungeons scattered through the game.
There are still traditional dungeons, just ot being shown at E3.
Will there be a SquareEnix conference?
>>341321095
It was a shrine. There are like 100 of them in the world. Haven't seen an actual dungeon yet.
>>341321162
If only it was a real time stop and you could fire a bunch of arrows in front of enemies.
>>341321007
>entirely unexpected
yeah really I didn't expect it at all either
was just thinking it was going to be some dead space-esque stasis thing
this game is gonna b gud
>>341320264
>thinking of buying a Wii U
>only bundles readily available are mario kart 8 and super mario 3d land
If they still had a splatoon bundle or sm4sh bundle at a reasonable price I'd do it, but the only options there are pre-owned/used bullshit or it's ebayed for $440 or more.
I guess I should just wait for the inevitable zelda breath of the wild bundle with gold console and gamepad right?
>>341321064
>you are a teen if you have a healthy sex drive and get attracted by some amazing tits
Fuck off, you disgusting, fat gaymer grill. Suicidal because you store all your fat in shitty places? Back to NeoGAF.
>>341321159
>wanting to interact with nerds
no thank you
PLEASE SHOW SOME FISHING
I WANT MY COZY FISHING BACK
This is the comfiest shit ever, like the previous 2 years
Even with only ONE GAME the treehouse hasnt disappointed
Best part of E3
>>341320264
Turn down the blue tint on you monitor
Does anybody have a screenshot of the full map?
>>341321307
>>341321319
Cheers lads, was worried for a second there.
>>341321367
it gonna be on NX senpai
Who else /plate armour/ here?
>no magic
Ugh
Look at those TITTIES, godDAMN
>catapulting boulders over the horizon
I am pleased to have some heavy artillery this time around. I hope I can lay a one man siege against enemy forts
>>341320264
So, how long until you somehow get her fired?
Do we have any screenshots of the armored Link?
>that rock launch into that immense chasm
>not being fucking excited at the scale of this game.
I am currently mailing my wallet to Nintendo of America HQ.
>>341320776
>wo
These abilities have all been cool.
They've mentioned that there's like 100 shrines.
Good lord
>>341321367
get it from the Nintendo website, they refurbished wiiu's for a good price i think
>>341321312
Yes, it's on now but it's going to be long and boring as fuck unless you really want more gameplay of FFXV.
>>341321373
>3D
>healthy
>damage sponge enemy
>stasis lock them
>beat on them
>plaster them on a rock wall halfway across the map
JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMAYS
that's it they've got me I need this right now
>>341321487
We technology now
>>341320902
maybe he finally got past the first set of octoroks in NES zelda
Look at that fucking skill.
This game is gonna be so much fun
>getting our tits and tricks here going alright
>30 seconds later jokes he's getting fired and makes it seem like it's for something else
>>341321514
>see that chasm?
>there's nothing there
>>341321264
Kill yourself, jojocancer.
>>341321192
The physics were so bad that it looked silly. That "rock" behaved like a styrofoam ball.
>>341321483
HAIL
>>341321131
>>341321392
aw shit i forgot about that, i bet it'll be good
>>341321373
>Those tits
>"amazing"
Fucking hell, go make a tantrum somewhere else, her breasts aren't big or amazing and she isn't even that good looking.
Stop being so blinded by your erection for fuck's sake.
>>341320264
damn her tits are huge
>>341321504
>/v/ gets her fired
>she turns to porn
>>341321392
>go to icy mountain lake
>go fishing until it starts to snow
>head to a cave, make a campfire, roast your fishes and wait out the blizzard
oh god yes
>>341321483
>clunky ass plate
>not sexy, freeflowing chainmail
>>341321632
STYLISH
i want some grill meat now
>>341321264
No he used the hammer. The Stasis rune freezes something in time and then you can whack away at it and store up kinetic energy.
>>341321483
>yfw this game has poise and DS3 doesn't
>>341320902
There was some well known team working on it but I can't remember who the fuck it was.
/v/, help me out here, surely one of you know who I'm talking about.
>>341320902
This game is good because Miyamoto finally got his stinky old man paws off it. He shits up every game Nintendo has been making.
>>341321590
Never underestimate the power of Treehouse. They got me to buy Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker for fuck's sake.And it was a ton of fun.
>>341321487
>First part of the map
>no magic ugh
Zelda doesn't look very good, I know this board creams itself over anything Nintendo but I'm tired of constantly being disappointed by them
I'll just gamefly it
>>341321632
We Tony Hawk now
>>341321640
Because he froze it in time and beat it with a big hammer several times
>>341320902
Kimishima slapped him
>>341321770
Monolith Soft, the Xenoblade guys.
>>341320913
underrated
>link freezes someone
>Omae wa mo shinderu
>>341321583
>>341321162
>It's time to finish this little charade
>>341321770
I recall Monolithsoft helping out with the map
>>341321703
>her breasts aren't big
I know you've seen bigger on /d/ but as far as realism goes they're pretyy big by anyone's standards.
>>341321750
>i want some girl meat now
Ftfy
>>341321718
Pls no, I want to have the tits on Treehouse, that way when I'm not jerking it to porn I can still see tits.
The cooldown period for Stasis seems a bit long though. Needing to use it more than once for a puzzle would get a bit tedious maybe. The stored momentum shit is fucking rad though.
>Use on Bokoblin
>Wail on it a few times
>Flies off into the sunset
>>341321892
>>341321914
That's the ones, thanks anon.
>>341321451
The full map hasn't been shown. But in the first video they showed how fuck-huge the world is. The area they've been going through in all of these segments has all been one small chunk of the overall map.
>>341321730
IRL chainmail is more unwieldy than plate armor since the weight gets horribly distributed and weighs almost only on your shoulders
>>341321632
RADICAL
>>341321487
Well we already saw fire arrows.
>>341321542
When they first unlocked the Stasis, it looked like there are only 6 or 7 abilities
>>341321496
I wonder if they'll let us stasis multiple boulders later on. I want to dismantle enemy forts with one fell swoop.
>>341321791
He's still the producer, same as he always was. In fact, he's in control of making sure Link's movement feels good, so you have him to thank for this >>341321632
>only brings zelda and pokemon to E3 this year
>already better than last year's E3
I did not foresee this outcome at all...I NEEED this game now.
>>341320619
>enemies are more aggressive
>healing either can't be done in combat or all healing applies over ~5 seconds
>>341321943
IRL "Big" would be Hitomi Tanaka tier for me.
>>341321542
Many probably share the same abilities.
>>341321973
I assume the cooldown is short enough for make puzzling but long enough that you can't abuse it in combat.
>>341322058
You get other weapons, gear and upgrades from shrines as well.
>>341322052
not him, but those are just regular items that dont require magic
>>341321632
>when that annoying dude played he couldnt even pull off a witch time
Now when /v/ asks for a game where you can stop time, we have another answer.
>>341322140
>>already better than last year's E3
because it wasn't constant smash and wasting an hour of our lives on shiggies god-awful projects
>>341322158
That's just hyper.
Iwata died so we could have this game.
>>341321512
>that right arm
>>341322198
I'm glad it's not simple and doesn't trigger all the time.
>>341321871
I'll believe this
>>341320913
Elaborate
>>341322198
>"come on, come on, attack me"
>Enemy attacks and floors him twice
Embarrassing tbqh
>>341321095
We almost saw an actual dungeon but were not allowed to. Footage was cut off.
>>341321512
Here, anon. I've made you a webm of the parts he appears with armor.
>>341322158
My gf has A cups. Dem titties on twitch are major bigguns. Fake though.
>>341322339worth it
>>341321181
You won't know until you've tried itwith me
BLONDE TITS YAY!
Are all of the shrines named after anagrams of dev team members? The first shrine, Oman Au, is an anagram of Aonuma.
>that stream
the treehouse might be censoring SJWs cucks but they are the best part of E3
Just chilling eating drinking and watching it
Its the comfiest time of the year
COSMO?!
Who the fuck is this ugly slut?
Where is the tiddy
>>341322339
>he sent this masterpiece *directly* from heaven to us
New gril, but where is cow tits
New waifu?
How many bitches does Nintendo have?
I don't like this new girl
>>341322198
I got excited thinking he was gonna show us some cool combat shit and then he couldn't pull it off.
From the trailer it seems there's parrying too.
https://youtu.be/1rPxiXXxftE?t=135
more qts
>>341321703
It couldn't be more obvious you're a jealous, ugly gaym0r gr!ll
>Kendra's back
>she's actually talking
I don't remember seeing her since 2014's stream.
>new semen demon
oh boy
MEGA TITS IS GONE!
new grill get your dicks out lads
>>341322339
Do you understand?
who is she and where is Audrey?
no more tiddies BibleThump
>>341321123
GAME
OF
THE
YEAR
Post your far fetched hopes and dreams for this game
>outfits that look like the other links, like the Wind Waker lobster shirt
>an ocean area with in depth sailing
>old guy is Ganon
new grill
>>341322196
Oh, I thought you meant magic items like rods and shit. I figure the durability mechanic will be enough for those kind of weapons.
WHO IS THIS GHOSTLY JEWESS
>>341322592
It was never put away
>>341322560
>qt
not really
HNGH KINDRA
>>341322560
>qt
She looks like a trans woman.
>Yfw they don't give us a sneak peak of a dungeon
>Yfw only 4 dungeons
Genuinely not trying to get people dehyped, I'm just sad that the 4 dungeon rumor is probably true. Even 4 massive dungeons is shit compared to 8 dungeons which are half the size.
>>341322541
Treehouse are here so they probably told her.
>>341322629
>didn't shoop the new Zelda logo
You tried.
>>341322625
>BibleThump
>30 sec playing
>black guy making chicken
>>341321543
>refurbished
no thanks I have a wii (with a dying power supply, it'll just suddenly shut off after an hour or so, until I unplug it for awhile then it'll work again after plugging it back in) with downloaded games and save files that I want to transfer, I don't think you can do that with a console that's been activated by someone else.
>>341321478
Unless the NX is going to be BC all the way back to the Wii I might hold off on NX until there are enough NX exclusive games.
There's a handful of Wii U exclusive games I want and my Wii started dying this year so.. it seems like time. But I might wait for a Zelda bundle.
WHERE TERESA AT YOU FUCKS?
>>341321703
I'm sorry your pathetic breasts have not cause any blinding erections on men.
Why are all of the presenters Jewish?
>>341322653
Arrow = Me watching Audrey
have they shown any towns in the game? Hyrule looks really fucking desolate in this iteration
>>341322629
This has gone too far now
>>341322692
>an ocean area with in depth sailing
Mah nigga
>old guy is Ganon
That's the king bruh
Someone draw link freezing someone in time and saying "you are already dead."
>>341322653
GOTYAY
>>341322731
This is like a slightly prettier Cosmo
>>341322692
>>old guy is Ganon
he's the WW king mang
>>341322731
she looks like Pearl from that cartoon network show
>>341322738
so does sam to be honest
>>341322781
lol forgot this wasnt twitch XD
fuck everything, this game looks amazing
which woman moaning behind the scene ?
>>341322381
I'd let Audrey apply Newton's third law of motion to my dick, if you catch my drift.
>>341322731
How much for her?
Probably cheaper because she looks like she spreads std like a popped mushroom spreads spores.
Nintendo has the best semen demons and male semen demons
>>341322692
>Deep fishing mechanic
>Being able to fish with a spear while swimming underwater
KEK
E
K
Where are the RUBBIES!?
I MUST COLLECT MY PRETTY JEMS!
>>341322653
please god, let there be a golf minigame like this
>>341322860
>>341322792
i mean atm the wii u is fully homebrew-able and you can pirated game for both wii and wii u games
so you don't have to worry about buying game i guess
>>341322731
She does cosplay too, but actually good ones unlike Alison.
>cut grass to find bugs
that's a comfy mechanic
>>341322970
good for her and us
>>341322560
Is that Cosmo?
>Vegan playthroughs
>>341322339
>sneak attacks
holy shit what?
Am i slow or is this the first time being shown?
>>341322792
You're from Reddit, aren't you?
>>341323096
You're very slow.
>audrey hasn't said a single pun yet
only thing I don't like about her new slut theme
>>341322970
So she's into some really dirty sex practices, right?
Who else wood get a boobjob that massive?
>>341322970
>she likes hello kitty
holy fuck she is 11/10 I need to marry her
>>341322919
>>341322882
It seems obvious that hes the king, thats why its far fetched
Also i just realized if this is directly after Wind Waker then ganon is still a statue with the Master Sword in his skull, do you think thats where we'll find the Master Sword?
