On point edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
First for needing this game
zelda looks fun as fuck
haters gonna hate
second for no sony shitposters
Second for Nintendo has redeemed themselves
>yfw the master sword has durability
I didn't expect this conference to be good, but this game saved it..
honestly, the game looks really fun and comfy.
i'm pissed that they saved DQ7 for tomorrow though.
>>341299212
Look what you did.
5th for UPBEAT FUNKISH FOREST FEEL
Zelda is my game of the E3 now. The attention to detail across all the items is amazing
Dark souls + Skyrim ripoff of Zelda
Nintendo can't make anything original and decent
This game might make me buy a NX. Still not sold but highly interested.
>>341299238
>implying
We both know it won't.
first time I'm excited for a Zelda game since Windwaker
>>341299238
No way.
>>341299238
If anything it'll probably be something you get half way in or two thirds of the way in and will be the only weapon without durability.
Plus some super ancient master bow or something, and some great shield.
>>341299348
Same. I'm buying it day one either way, but they're really going to have to sell the NX to me for other games, or have some cool extra features. It looks great just for Wii U.
>intermission music
>>341298653
>>341298648
Because i take a 15 hour Zelda packed with dungeons and mini games over a 150 hour Zelda where 90% is running through empty landscapes and picking up and dropping apple, thanks to item burden
>tfw zelda actually turns out looking pretty damn good
Anyone see if snowboarding over enemies damages them?
Was pissing then
>>341299346
Are you a bad enough dude to beat an undead skeleton to death with his own severed arm?
>YFW CRAFTING METAL SKELETON ARM SWORDS
>>341299657
Are you a bad enough dude to fire arrows while snowboarding on your shield?
help an idiot
is the nintendo stream over? i had to leave the comp for a while during the zelda presentation
>>341299348
Well DQXI is also going to be an NX launch title, so it's looking good so far. Hopefully Nintendo has some good shit in the works for whenever they decide to have an NX direct.
Skeleton arm only, no clothes, hyrule destination.
>>341299764
>Skeleton armor
>>341299624
Well they've made plenty of those so why don't you go away faggot.
>>341299346
(WiiYou)
>>341299809
Nah they are just doing a pause and will come back in 2 min or so.
![IMG_20120923_151835 [Desktop Resolution].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P6CMx4q.jpg "IMG_20120923_151835 [Desktop Resolution].jpg")
>rpg
>premade char
alteast let us choose gender
>>341299624
>where 90% is running through empty landscapes and picking up and dropping apple, thanks to item burden
Holy shit, this so much.
It looks so boring right now.
oh it's over again
DEM TITS
>>341299809
THey keep taking breaks every 20 minutes
Probably because they fucked up by not showing NX and now have nothing but Zelda to show the whole day
I love demos with people genuinely playing them. Much better than the "tango down!" voice overs to demos.
>Bill: Oh, there was an item you could grab
>Chiko: I want to climb this for the view though.
>Bill: GRAB THE ITEM, YOU NEED RESOURCES
>me every time I watch friends play games
>>341299478
>get great shield
>infinite shieldboarding
Yes
Please don't reply to this post. I'm just making one post because I don't want this thread to be a console war shit show.
I can't understand why the fuck sonyggers are so asshurt about this game right now. It looks great to a lot of people, so just let people fucking enjoy it without shitposting about games you can't nor will never play.
yo
>>341299356
>>341299462
Use it too much and it'll re-rust and turn worse than the first stick you found until you fix it again. Get ready for it.
CUTE GIRLS
holy shit check out those boobs
>Audrey is back
>but dyed her hair
this is disappointing
>That Sarah Silverman lookin' bitch with the huge tits
AUDREY INCOMING
LOOK AT DOSE TIDDIES
>3 QTs
>no stupid white male mansplaining this time
it just keeps getting better and better
Up close and personal with Audrey
Who is that titty monster?
Who is this Semen DEMON?!
HUGE TITS. HOLY SHIT.
>>341299817
Aw fuck, nigga, I'm sold if it gets localized.
big ol bitties
will we go in dungeons in any order like the first game?
I'm expecting a good amount of ABSOLUTELY from Audrey.
>>341300003
Legend of Dark Zelda 3
Now we just need a master estoc :^)
>>341300101
I still loathe her for her Darksiders 2 review
>those tits
NINTENDO WINS E3
>>341300131
>>341300148
>>341300153
You faggots have been missing out, this is how Treehouse has been for the past 3 years.
Damn, those tits are about the size of myFWB's
>>341300021
I can dig it
please tell me there will be a grappling hook that can be used on the environment
>Audrey's tits
>>341300239
Exactly.
>Audrey's back
>with black hair and bigger tits
This new Treehousefu Trio is great. Totally replaced Alison with a qt shy grill.
NEW SLUT
>>341299348
Do you already have a wii u or no?
so these women don't actually work on the game, right? They're just office decorations?
Nintendo won E3 just because of those tits
Nintendo has now resorted to advertising their games with cute girls and big titties.I'm ok with this
DEM TITTIES
Those tits, damn, almost want to see them as much as the game.
HER TITS
ARE FUCKING HUGE
>People calling those tits "big"
I miss being as simple as you guys
>>341300219
Seems like it. You can get a bow 5 minutes into the game.
>>341300280
I am now Nintendo loyal.
>>341300076
I know, friendpai
>>341300021
Source?
If real I'd get the rider.
>>341299238
>The Master Sword is actually the rusty sword Bill broke during the stream
Seriously tho, I think the Master Sword will be endgame sword, so it won't matter if it's unbreakable.
>When they take away the cam of the girl playing with the huge tits and you have to watch the gameplay instead
Bring back Chiko...
>>341300201
I'm guessing it will considering they're localizing the VII and VIII remakes as well as Builders.
Four dungeons confirmed.
THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUKCING REDDIT, STOP PRETENDING TO LIKING IT
she could be my zelda
>>341300414
hyper is for degenerates
>>341300280
Well that's because they had a conference where they showed everything interesting.
Damn, I'll be watching all Treehouse events now.
>>341300219
Confirmed
>>341300364
No. Only 3DS, PS4 and PC this generation.
>100+ "dungeons"
>You can explore them in any order you want
Are they serious?
>>341300340
It's Audrey
>>341300529
>they're localizing
i wish nintendo have a say, it was all on the mercy of square enix
how hard does Reggie make those titties flop?
>titty freak with goth arm socks and long hair black hair
oh yes
>>341300451
http://e3.nintendo.com/amiibo/
>>341300652
The one on the far right
>amiibo icon
When did sarah silverman get implants
>>341300414
m8, they're clearly an E cup, which yes, are big.
Not HUGE, but big.
>>341300579
I want Alison back ;_;
>amiibo abilities for the slate
gay
>>341300704
Considering XI has a unique 3DS version, I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo has money invested into it.
>put on sonic amiibo
>10x speed
>you go into a ball
check the baps on her
>>341300750
>Daisy gets an amiibo
BOO
>Boo amiibo
AWW SHIT FUCK YEAH
Based Nintendo social experiment featuring three women.
>>341300640
100+ "shrines" they said. they mentioned "dungeons" as a separate thing
>Those physics
>>341300602
I can't help it man.
It started gradually many years ago.Now it's huge or nothing ;_;
Anyway this shrine stuff look neat!
>Audrey having an orgasm live on stage
I like the new gril. She qt.I hope she's not a pedo too.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484570
Fucking vote
Goddamn I hope the text boxes are just placeholders, they're ugly as shit.
PUSH IT REAL GOOD
What's her name?
>>341300969
Even if shrines are just 2-3 challenge rooms thats a fucking lot
>never been a waifufag
>dick is diamonds after seeing titty monster
Fuck, does this mean she's my waifu?
Sam is pretty qt as well.
what do a girls tits smell like?
>>341301038
Alison was for /ss/
Sam is for femdom
Audrey is a fujoshi
what's left?
But can you use the ability when you're ON a metal object?
>don't make me get mad
>ywn come into audrey
What's the black haired girl's name? She's giving me a boner
Audrey is cute. Cute! CUTE!
>the tits
>the arm socks
>the face
>the voice
>the hair
>MUH DICK
>>341301190
Depends on the girl.
>>341301171
No it just means you get turned on by a nice rack.
>>341301240
Netorare
>>341301268
I see what you're thinking and I like it
>>341301171
No, it means you have low standards
SHUT UP SUGARTITS, I WANT TO HEAR THE VOICE ACTING
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341301240
chiko is for yandere
Hold on a second, gotta dust one of these off.
The old man spies you when you sleep.
>huge tits
>huge
By reality standards maybe
I prefer to call them average
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341301190
Bags of_____
>>341301190
Sandy milk bags filled with pie.
dem bitches love mysterious dudes
im gonna coom
Man I'm not into this commentary it's really annoying, but god that girl is really cute
>>341301171
it just means you're a man
>>341301471
Mah nigga.
I wanna see some breast envy
Link looked a bit uncomfortable there
>>341301171
Fuck off, Audrey is my waifu
wow those are some hard as fuck puzzles they got there
did anyone else get into lawbreakers alpha?
also dead by daylight came out today its pretty fun
GANON GANON GANON
PLEASE BIG PIG GANON
I want to sniff Audrey's sweaty Sheikah shirt.
>very very flexible
>>341301524
>opened this picture just as she said "very very flexible"
almost busted a nut then and there
So is the blonde girl going to say anything?
Link's reactions give him a lot of personality, i like it
how can flat girls even compete?
>>341301663
keep taking screenshot, one of them could probably look like that
>>341301705
Zelda puzzles were never hard, but I really hope the later shrines give more difficulty
>can just magically grab shit
Not sure how to feel about that.
Is this Runescape?
>>341301705
I don't think the first challange in the game is supposed to be hard. Pay attention anon
>>341301778
>they see your dick
>>341301690
Fuck off, Audrey has been my waifu since she worked at IGN 5 years ago
>I don't need you, get out of my face
>aww~ I didn't mean it
Yandere as fuck
grab the toy
>>341301778
They're both pretty cute too
>>341301524
>tfw when you will never be able cheers a glass of champagne with this lovely woman
>>341301778
They simply can't.
>Jerking off Audrey while I watch the stream
I feel ashamed.
>>341301778
>you can see through
>>341301836
They won't.
>Not a single enemy in that shrine
Fuck this game. This isn't Zelda.
>>341301863
I did not like that magnet as well.
>>341301778
the one to the right looks better desu.
>>341300253
By shieldboard he meant snowboarding with a shield
I watched EA and Sony conference. Have I missed another interesting one? (Probably Nintendo, right?). Also are there more coming up? What was the Nintendo one about? Just Zelda and Pokemon or what?
>eating steak out of a crate
>you'll never have a threesome with Sam and Audrey
LEWD
>>341301778
Righty is far cuter imo but good god those titsI really hope they're realAre they real?
>>341301863
Only metal objects.
why did audrey get her tits done
Sticker Star 2 releases on October 7th
which means the only Wii U game coming out between now and October is KOWASHITAI
I wonder if there will be "Epona" or you will only be able to ride wild horse.
Also goddamn you guys please stop being horny teens and focus on the game already!
>>341301778
The one on the right is much more attractive.
I'd love to explore her nook and crannies if you take my meaning.
>>341302115
Ugh, how about you shut the FUCK up?
>>341302149
look real
>>341302161
its probably the bra. they're pretty average desu
>a piece of steak and arrows just hanging out in a rock
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>341302161
>Audrey crushing everything with her massive tits
shrines =/= temple and/or dungeons?
or that is the new term?
stop talking about girls, and go back to talking about games
/v/ talking about games.
Am i the only one excited for kirby?
>>341302097
>He didn't see the single enemy in the shrine
I'm sorry you're blind.I'm hoping the shrines are basically simple item tutorials and there are bigger dungeons that are separate.
>tfw audrey will never milk your prostate while she gives you a handjob and lets you suck on her big tits
I seriously want to die
See that boulder? You can carry it.
>>341302313
>Putting your steak in the fridge
>Not in the rock
>>341302287
say it to my face friendo
>>341301778
They can't.
Chestlets are like manlets
>>341302097
Yeah, yeah, dungeons will have no enemies, Zelda is doomed.
>>341302097
>not a single enemy
Did you watch the stream?
>>341301778
>you can see where her bra squishes in her big fat cow tits
Jesus Christ I need to fap
RIP Bouldy
>>341302302
m8 they're big, this isnt your chinese cartoons
>>341302341
No they talked of shrine and dungeons as too different entity.
Shrine will probably be mini dungeons a la Zelda ALBW
>>341302380
No. But they won't show shit.
liking the powers.
>>341302341
Shrines are for upgrades, Dungeons will have boss fights and story progression.
>audrey's subtle flirtatiousness
they know
>>341302302
nah, you can see it
>>341302341
yeah, different
just where u get minor item and ability
true dungeon of course have boss
>>341302341
One of them used shrines and dungeons in the same sentence so I assume they're different.
Shrines are probably shorter challenges.
>>341302436
I'm sorry
What's with all these bigtitted butterfaces?
>>341302380
I think Audrey's smuggling two kirbys in her bra
>>341302358
I'm hardly even watching the game anymore at this point
>>341302149
I don't think they were that big the last two E3s.
>>341302479
same... jesus i'm at work motherfucker i don't need this type of pressure...
>>341302380
was there a kirby announcement?
>>341302413
Not with that attitude anon
Magnets can control rocks
fuck science
STOP WITH THE SHRINE BULLSHIT
SHOW ME A DUNGEON YOU FUCKS
>>341302054same herefor once i wish they'd enlarge the cam
Wew lad, this zone only is bigger than the TP overworld.
Okay, so day night cycle is on a 1 second = 1 minute. So 24 minutes for a full cycle.
>>341302508
I just want some fucking gameplay shown fuck. Its been forever with zelda and pokemon. No way the show only 2 games ... r-right?
RIP BOULDY
2016-2016
F
>6 and a half hearts
Christ
holy shit that was like 6 hearts
goddamn
>>341302573
Bill Trinen is a boob man
>gurl gaymurs
HOLY SHIT THAT DAMAGE
That damage was real.
>that damage
holy shit
Wrecked
>>341302743
they'll also show MonHun, #FE and DQ at some point
>>341302743
Today they only show Zelda and Pokeymanz
I didn't bother watching Nintendo's conference cause I know its gonna be shit as usual but can someone tell me if they announced a new Advance Wars game that would be the only thing to make me interested in Nintendo again.
>enemy takes like 10 seconds to target you
>4 extra hearts aka 7 in total
>almost 1 shot
>>341302778
>Get down to half a heart with 1 hit
They weren't kidding when they said those guys were hard
>That explosion damage
>That environment damage
>That multiple ways to solve a problem
This is a good Zelda. I don't know how but the absolute mad man did it.
Damn, that thing's intense.
>>341302706
I'd be surprised if we got one.
>Actual damage to match the charge up time
God DAMN
Imagine a hero mode + ganon amiibo with this damage
>>341302358
DELETE THOS DISGUSTING BAG OF FAT NOW
HOLY SHIT DAT DAMAGE
>>341302302
>He wants it
We all do girl. We all do.
So you're locked at three hearts and can only boost for more?
