[Hacks into the KFC database] edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
This looks AWFUL
no anime
anime is good
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
>Trump bashing game
nope
AYYO HOL UP NIGGA
PLAY ME SUMMIT FRESH YO
AYO HOL' UP
>Playing Western games
FUCK THRUSS MAKE THE BAY AREA GREAT AGAIN
PLAY ME SOMETHING FRESH
CHOON
>>341125406
anime is comfy
SNEAKING IN
BETTER BLAST HIP HOP
>>341125082
Reminder Uplink is still the best "hacking" game made
CANT
STAY
COMFY
Is this a Wii U exclusive or something?
>>341125082
He definetly looks like he's from San Fran. He'd fit right in with all the white people.
WE ANONYMOUS NOW
Sbitposters please go back to the sticky
Is this that coon game people were talking about?
Don't sweat the technique.
Good music taste even if everything else seems terrible.
Justl ike wildlands, why did nobody notice the loud as fuck quadcopter SOISOISOI-ing it's way by windows?
beat is p fresh desu
My issue isn't with the fact he's black it's with EVERYTHING else
Seriously everything about this looks bad
>>341125530
anime posters are comfy and cute...
MAKE SAN FRAN GREAT AGAIN FAGGOTS
Anime
>>341125420
go back to the sticky
we wuz hackers n shit
Aw shiggity diggity
>>341125082
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Do you feel in charge?
this some good music
>[whooping and hollering intensifies]
>Hillary is literally the corporate shill that has social media working for her
>but lets make the politician like trump.
A+ Ubi
This is such a white guilt game.
>Anti-Trump bullshit
>mfw black people can't even conduct a stealth mission without blaring loud rap music
Holy shit, this song from Aggressive Inline.
FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS SJW DEVILS
You literally CANNOT name a more juveline and edgy /b/-pandering game than this.
Cringe through the roof.
the villain is trump
why is ^^ mask guy not the main character
>>341125082
>yfw villain name is Ronald Thruss
This is pretty cool, been good music so far. Fuck ya'lls ironic "HATE BLACKS" shitposting.
scripted to hell and still look clunky and shitty.
HOL UP
>The villain is Donald Trump
Someone show this to /pol/
>>341125659
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>>341125082
This looks so bad. Jesus Christ
Did I miss an Rising Storm 2 stuff in the PC Conference
Botnet! Brute force! These are hacker terms bcuz we r hackerz! Now play me something fresh! Doot Doot doot
>btuteforce
L331 H4Ck1Ng 5K1LL5
>>341125082
>Ripping on Trump
Confirmed my suspicions the game will be total shit, made by hipster faggots
Who wants this?
It looks competent, but the hacking stuff is whatever, stealth games do it all better and we don't need more open world games
>hacker
>can take down an armed bodyguard
epic
i honestly think going over-the-top with this is a step in the right direction senpai
>>341125659
Why dont you go back you faggot, stick your head in a blender too.
2spooky
Not even subtle with the trump memes
>>341125804
he's also a villain irl
SHIEEEET
*smacks hacks*
>couldn't just have some hard-bop jazz
>had to make it memerap
why is the Thruss imagery based on Trump when Hillary is obviously the botnet candidate
>trump has the establishment and globalists against him
>but he's the one doing the media brainwashing
ok
Beat is pretty good tho.
Remember when the 90s talked about hackers?
This is that.
But with hipsters.
>>341125082
This is some good music
Is this the rapper from Street Fighter 3rd Strike?
>truss
of course ubisoft is making the le evil Trump politician in their game.
>>341125901
Sheeeeeeit, they didn't even show up?
>>341125802
*hacks your bicycle*
Ready to call it.
WORST E3 EVER
Generation is shit.
Name my hacking group /v/
>>341125869
edgy
hacking my ass it's just a shitty cover shooter
>>341125846
I've been unironically itching to play as more black people and cruise around listening to rap music since GTAV
Once again trump fans being as triggered as the people they complain about. Get the fuck out of here and go back to your containment general in /pol/
![Aggressive_Inline_Coverart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/erak3k8.png "Aggressive_Inline_Coverart[1].png")
Soon
>>341125869
i just want a comfy thread, and fags like you are ruining it
>suddenly AK
Nice hakers
Is this basically Liberal Delusions: The Game?
>black dude breaks into polling place and starts shooting everyone
what the fuck
>these stupid trump analogies
Great.
Press X to FUCK YOU
PEGGLE
THREE
jesus christ this looks shit
Friendly reminder to keep posting anime for maximum comfy.
>your characters runs, falls 2 feet and slightly trips
TECHNOLOGY
BOSS GIT DOWN
>villain described as establishment and someone who controls social media
>Trump
Literally Hillary lads
>pool ball on a string
>homemade tazer
>FULLY AUTOMATIC M16
what
>>341125724
>>341125842
>mfw /pol/ is just right Tumblr
>can be triggered with the same ease as them
There's way too much sound going on. This is fucking awful.
>>341126038
Ebin redditors
Finally got home and can tune in. Did I miss anything notable from Ubisoft?
>People see the bot place the little device on the router.
>Try to shoot the hacker instead of remove the device.
LOGIC
>>341125531
Nigga do you even swooce right in?
>>341126038
#bernvictims
>>341125908
kek
anyone else cringing?
so
*smacks lips*
you finna
*smacks lips*
fuck the system dawg?
>>341126038
4N0NYM0U53
>zip-lines
I am so fucking done.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DOWNGRADE
AYO U BE SAYIN
*loads dindu.exe*
THAT
*bruteforces on GUI*
WE'Z BE HAKKAZ
>Using Ode to Joy for their elit3 hax00rz bullshit
Burn in hell, you motherfuckers.
>>341125914
>memerap
>song from 1992
stay dumb.
Man the left must really be afraid of Trump to make a video game villain out of him already.
>>341126038
The Kangz of Code
>literally the only way to get people to buy the game is to appeal to the anti-Trump crowd
Is this guy White or black hat?
>>341126038
HACKSTREET BOYZ ARE BLACK
What a bunch of tripe.
v ~
Officer please ignore the man flying above you
That was fucking terrible...
v_~
feel the bern
;3
>play classical music while messing shit up for "the establishment"
I've seen this before
shame about a decent movie ruined by the anonymoose culture
Looks fun, but it's Ubisoft. Why do I even bother having hope?
>>341126070
it's okay, he only killed buncha bad guys
V ~
how do you do fellow kids
awful
>republicans controlling social media
Delusion at its finest
SATAN
Alright, I was laughing by the end
v.~
>that cheering
that better be fake
>>341126117
>it's a "I hate /pol/ AND tumblr!" guy
THE TINY MAN HAS RETURNED
>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
>>341126070
We're epic hackerz lol
I can't WAIT until I can play this game V_~
TRHUSS 2016
>>341125685
Yeah, bumping some good shit.
>>341125998
Not even the politician who is literally corrupt. What the fuck?
>red votes overtaking blue votes
I guess they sorta acknowledge that America is through with a certain groups shit.
WHEN WILL THIS RIDE END?
>it's a "there's no tension or challenge at all and using any of the interesting options is pointless because the game lets you easily wipe out rooms of armed guards without ever having to worry" episode
>>341126256
kek
What is up guys mkbhd dogs here
>>341126254
brown hat
>>341126097
annie may is gay
>>341126070
They were keeping evidence of corruption in their campaign headquarters obviously
>>341126058
>le middle ground face
Eat shit and die.
>>341125842
What'd they say?
>>341125617
kek
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>341126058
truth
>>341126250
>>341126236
>>341126104
>>341126325
>>341126348
Literally triggered.
Watching Doggos vs Sleeping Puppers
shit, yves is getting old.
Think they'd get mad if I modded the game to support Trump
Did we get bingo yet?
>EVERYONE HATED WATCHDOGS
IT WAS A MAJOR SUCCESS
>>341126379
You have to go back
SWEDEN YES
>>341126379
Extremists are scum, no matter if they are lefties or righties.
Pure trash that is not compatible with society.
>major success
ayyy
>>341126117
>>341125808
Pour bleach down your nostrils.
manlet?
did you guys see how he didnt want her standing next to him?
MAJOR SUCCESS
THANKS TO.... TV ADS WITH BULLSHOTS AND CINEMATICS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL GAME TO MAKE NORMIE RETARDS GO BUY IT AT GAMESTOP
Based Ubisoft did it again, their strategy worked
H O N H O N
O
N
H
O
N
>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
>*bruteforces on GUI*
>>341126070
he a good boi didn do nuffin
>major success
>>341126108
the paracord pool ball is an ooooooooold DIY weapon, like, predating the internet. I for one am impressed they at least tried to give him a unique weapon.
For Honor and Watch Dogs 2 are both easily better than anything in MS's conference.
Guillemot look so old
>>341126117
based Ubisoft triggering both SJWs and alt-right
>trump
>corrupt
>literally the only candidate left that doesn't take donations from companies
>>341126170
Why is he so kawaii?
>When we first released watchdogs, It was a major success
I didn't believe it, but /pol/ really is btfo over black protag.
v_~ the only thing worth watching
Oh god they're going to turn Sony's show into shit!
REEEEEE!
Also, Trump is not a bad person.
I wonder if the writers would have the balls to have the politician be completely innocent and set up as a target by the actual evil guys to discredit the "hackers" and at the same time posing the question just how far you are allowed to go even for a good cause
HON HON HON
Am I the only one who thought it lookedfun? Looks like a huge stepup from the first one.
SONY WON
>>341126206
4 |\| 0 |\| ¥ |\/| 0 |_| 5
>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
Kek
>it was a major success
That's not how I remember it.
>>341126514
0/10 b8, go to the sticky.
>>341126228
rm -f sides.my
Nu male GTA.
I can feel casual hipsters and teenagers cumming in their pants.
>>341126472
It's current year. Annie can be whom ever she wants. I don't see why you have to reply to me though.
>>341126553
DUDE, I'M SO SMART AND ENLIGHTENED, I TAKE THE MIDDLE PATH!
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BOTH SIDES ARE WRONG?
>South Park triggers SJWs
>Watch Dogs 2 triggers /pol/
Thank you Ubisoft.
>>341126514
>mention that something is wrong or that you disagree with it
>"triggered triggered triggered"
#Thruss2016
>>341126514
>U MAD XDD
go away
ANOTHER MOVIE
>>341125082
https://discordapp.com/invite/012UrDuZq91NitJZg
cougheroni
>>341126228
sides obliterated
>hip hop soundtrack
>>341126379
>Fuck you, you must be on one end of the extreme or the other
I almost forgot I was on /v/ for a second, almost
what is this v_~ face meme?
How comfy are you all right now?
South Park won E3 again.
>>341125082
lmao I knew this would be liberal hipster trash and that just confirmed it. Fuck ubisoft. Now they are saying Watch Dogs will be a movie? Everyone hated the first game.
I think it looks cool. You faggots can sit here with your "le WE WUZ HAKERS N SHIT! XDD", I'll be having fun playing games.
is there ANYONE more easily triggered than trump posters?
>Hacking a terminal in PLAIN SIGHT with a literal download screen showing exactly what you're doing
Oh wow
>>341126379
You don't even belong here if you hold allegiance to gay politics. Fuck off newfag.
looks much better than WD1
still not getting it though
>more movie
>with Sony on stage
POTTERY
>WATCH DOGS MOVIE
STOP
>watchdogs feature film
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHAHHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHFHAHAHAHAHAHFHAFJSFHJKSAK
>Sony guy comes on
>Talks about Movies
>movie
Who the fuck cares?
This is E3, not some movie festival.
>I'm literally the exact same height as Aisha Tyler
Huh
Campaign slogan was
>Make the Bay Area stronger
what does that even mean you are running for a congressional district
Watch Dog film?
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>341126758
>Please leave my safe space :(
>>341126038
Marcus and his gang
>Sony announcing a movie
Why am I not suprised
>>341126228
>black and slightly masculine
hehe
thats shit was terrible.
just give me saints row with nerds
>>341126535
I plan to
>"Don't forget to fight the establishment by liking Ubisoft's™ official Watch Dogs 2™ Facebook™ page!"
CARALHO ESSA MERDA TA RUIM D MAIS MAS NGM TA LENDO MEUS COMENTARIOS MSM
How many hours left for Sony?
It's already getting late here, fuck you Sony.
>"blockbuster movie."
For fucks sake.
balck people
>>341126726
Yes, but I enjoyed the first one quite a bit.
>They want to make a Watchdogs movie
S O N Y W O N
O
N
Y
W
O
N
>People complaining the black guy killed people who may not have deserved it.
Aiden did this too.
Jesus stop complaining about the race of the guy.
Well at least they arn't making donald trump the main bad guy in this game
NO
IT IS NOT
GIVE IT UP
It's official guys, vidyashit is the new capeshit.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES.
>Watch_Dogs movie
>want a black protagonist because the second one has one
I hate everything.
GEE, I CAN BUY DLC FOR AN UNFINISHED SHIT GAME 30 DAYS EARLY! THANKS A LOT UBI
>>341126674
Doesn't change the fact that he's only in it for himself. I mean, if you actually believe that he shares interest with the people who's votes he's getting, you're so delusional that it's hilarious.
>>341125082
This was the perfect opportunity to create your own character and make people give a fuck about the game and the story. Completely blew it.
we did it bros! sony wins again!!!!
>>341126846
>S-STOP CALLING ME OUT ON MY INCAPACITY TO GET OUT OF THE STREET AND NOT SUFFER A HEART ATTACK WHEN SEEING PEOPLE FROM SPECIFIC RACES
>>341126228
~mySides() { }
WILD HACKER PLAYGROUND
V ~
PLAY OUR CUT CONTENT 30 DAYS EARLY
>Game Engine Footage
NO MORE PLS
>woman wears 8 inch heels
>"look how tall she is guise! le manlets! xD"
>>341126858
wow you're so neutral and therefore cool :)
