This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
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First for THICK
who likes thicc milfs?
>>341068895
post anime
THICK
>spoiling a game at E3
christ almighty stop cutting away from trailers
dear fucking god this has been so fucking bad
I'm ashamed to say I even own an Xbox One
>Here are games that we already announced and sequels to dead franchises
Thanks xbot
Battletoads reboot incoming
Is this stream choppy as fuck for anyone else? Every year no matter what channel I watch on MS' conference is choppy as fuck abut all others are fine.
>>341068895
>a game I care about finally shows up
fuk ye
THICK LVL 3
kamiya chan kitaaaaaaa
>>341069606
She's not fucking thick. She's averagely out of shape
>>341069620
KAMIYYYAAAA
FUCK OFF JAPANESE FISH
WE KAMIYA NOW
KAMIYA
she isnt thick
shes fat
know the difference
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KAMIYA!
ASK YOUR MOM
>>341069708
But you get Recore
KAMIYA SAN?
KAMIYA
KAMIYAAAAAAAAA
>Scalebound?
Is this some furry shit?
WHATS WITH ALL THOSE NEO MATRIX STYLE SUNGLASSES
>KAMI YA
Why the fuck would anyone buy xbone if you already have a win10(tm) pc?
>bitch spoiling Ori
SCALE BOUND
PLATINUM
GET HYPED
They know what they're doing. If you're going to put a gril on stage, make them thick
He will slaughter us all
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
fat milf ass t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4UqTB3LjfE
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Who's getting comfy here?
Scalebound! Kamiya! Yay!
Oh shit Kamiya, something interesting might happen
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KAMIYA IS CUTE!
CUTE!!!
>>341068895
>I have always wanted to fight in a world of Dragons and Dogma
what did he mean by this?
Kamina looks terrified
>dat camerwork
cant see shit
Finally this conference gets good
KAMIYAAAAAA
>Kamiya
EVERYONE BLOCKED ON XBOX!
scaleborne
>>341069620
With pleasure.
>scalebound
>can't play as the dragon
>have to play the stupid twink
DROPPED LIKE AN UGLY FUCKING BABY
Scalebound PC confirmed
SCALEBOUND FOR PC?
>that MC's hair
JUST
>I want to live in a world with dragons and fight giant beasts
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT
Thats some good english for a gook.
>>341069805
She has really wide child bearing hips.
scalebound on windows 10 thank you based japanese twitter man
I'M DONTE DA DRAGON SLAYER. GOT A NICE RING TO IT, DONTCHA THINK?
>SCALEBOUND WINDOWS 10
>>341069920
I'd rather recore this xbox against the wall
FOR YOU
>BIG GUY
>>341069728
Watching from my xbone, works fine.
MORE PC GAMES
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
PC WINS AGAIN
It might not be great, but at least we can all agree it's already better than EA and Bethesda's conferences combined, right?
BIG GUY
guess all that shitposting on twitter helped kamiya's english after all
>>341068895
So DR4 coming to PS4? They didn't say exclusive just "Coming to Xbox One and Sindows 10".
>these shades
>those unethushiastic scripted speech
>That framerate
ew
Why is Eminem fighting demons?
4 u
LITERALLY NU DANTE 2.0
BIG GUY
What the fuck is this shit game?
>>341070127
>BIG GUY
And fucking Donte
this looks awful
AHHHH TOO FAR FOR MY BOW
RULES OF NATURE
is this final fantasy
UUUU
FUCK YOU
>comfy thread
>it's the same SPAM WHAT YOU SEE but slower
Just need to announce it for Windows 10 and I'm good.
Scalebound for PC!
You ugly sack of shit!
DID THEY ACTUALLY SAY SCALEBOUND IS FOR PC?
FUCK YES
>scalebound on PC
literally what
Giant enemy crab?
>>341070373
Because it tried to steal his mom's spaghetti
FUCK YOU
>Panzer Dragoon but shit
tab closed
WHEN IS SKATE 3 BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE?!
>>341070302
every future xbox game WILL come to win 10
i love it
>Scalebound also on PC
Why is Lair 2 an Xbone game?
Dante's a big guy
>>341070362
Why is Kojima bald?
>a chance to share my dreams
Oh look, a shitty Drakengard Clone :^)
wow so exciting
Does the main character shut up
Dudebro is unrealistic for us males to play as.
I'm triggered.
>at near point-blank range
>IT'S TOO FAR FOR MY BOW
>JP in the nick
Fucking gooks
Even worse than BR, will avoid 100%
So here's this giant enemy crab
SCALEBOUND ON PC HOLY FUCK
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
The dialog is just the worst.
Has they even shown a single XBONE exclusive?
Like seriously even one?
This is just like my Japanese cartoons!
>>341068895
>check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
>thread is full blown caps spam
wew
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT ENEMY CRAB
AAAAHAHAHAHA
..Has there been any actual exclusives yet?
The monster hunting meme needs to end
KAMIYAAAA
>This voice acting
Oh no.
>>341070373
lel
>hit the pink things
>literal JUST hair
It's like a more 3D Monster Hunter
DINOSAUR TRIGGER
>>341070550
I don't even want this game
IT´S YA PROM DATE!
>>341070480
other shitposting threads were archived, so now everyone migrates.
>>341070631
Scalebound is I think.
THAT GUY
HE IS LITERALLY DEAD INSIDE
LIT
ER
ALL
Y
>nu-male pretends to play video game.
fuck this game.
>>341070631
isn't w10 and xbone the same thing
like im pretty sure it's crossplay or whatever gay term they have for it
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aHPQEKn.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>Dante McEdgelord III
>You're a big guy
>Kamiya
Looks bretty cool, but those graphics are hurting my eyes
>Pre-recorded gameplay
At least the game looks pretty good.
>SONYGGERS WILL NEVER PLAY KAMIYAS MASTER PIECE
BTFO
Malygos 3D strafing simulator 2016
CINEMATICS
CINEMATICS EVERYWHERE.
>>341070631
Windows 10 + Xbone = exclusive you idiot
>>341070550
Windows 10 has Xbox built into it idiot. You have to sign into your xbox account and launch the XBOX APP to play the games.
>>341069960
An Xbone is $300. It cost at least double that for a decent gaming PC. And few people want desktops anymore.
>>341070227
No, she doesn't. Did you just hit puberty it something
Recore and Dead Rising 4 have been the only good things shown at E3 so far.
Thats multi player and devil trigger?
2donte
>>341070810
They literally just said it's on PC
>>341070682
>hit weak spot for massive damage
this
>donte the dragon-slayer
Who is responsible for this fucking dialogue?
>You're gonna get it now, dragon!!
Fucking really?
>>341070684
>exclusives
>on xbone
no one wants to sell 5 copies, anon
that looks like shit
BIG GUY
I honestly hope every dev who continues this ages long tradition of having their protagonist blurt out obvious, obnoxious shit every 5 seconds get to watch their children die of cancer.
Who/Funhaus/here?
Platinum are so fucking shit. This looks terrible.
>get few hits
>cutscene
>get few hits
>cutscene
>another shitty jRPG monsu monsu hunter~
should have kept it on the 3ds
BIG GUY
watching this shit just makes me want an actual lost planet 3
[WUBBETH INTENSIFIES]
>>341070631
They already change previous Xbone exclusives to ON WINDOWS 10 TOO.
I'm pretty sure they are going to release all Xbone games on PC from now on.
It's still exclusive to Microsoft and what people here seem to fail to understand is that theres a shitload of normies that don't give a shit that it's on PC too
>>341069606
"""thick"""
i didn't know they made games this campy anymore
Why is Donte even fighting this crab spider thing?
too cinematic
>overly narrative MC
>awkward big guy fights
hype level dropping
>turns into the Scott Pilgrim movie
>>341070990
just liek always
L M A O this game is trash
doesnt feel like shadow of the colossus.
pretty weak after all the hyping up on /v/.
>headphones
this looks fucking horrible
shaking my head at these animations
Holy fuck, this is embarrassing
>drum and bass
>headphones
Oh sweet Jesus.
This game literally can't get any more boring the only redeeming quality is hearing that THICK MILF talk.
FOR YOUUUUUU
>this music
holy shit what a bad game.
SHOOT THE HEART DUMBASS
WOAH CHECK OUT THOSE SICK HEADPHONES!
>Hey, everyone likes SotC, right?
>Right?
>Well, it was a great game and all, but you know what it was missing?
>What?
>An insufferable twat who won't shut up
>...How do we fund it?
dubstep dark souls shadow of the colossus
mite b fun
>giant enemy crab
wow platinum can't even make this look interesting
>>341068895
> That music
What are you doing Kamiya
>>341068895
Holy shit this conference is a mess.
>PEOPLE WERE HYPED FOR THIS
What is with every game having a main character that just won't shut the fuck up
>GIANT
>ENEMY
>CRAB
>this music
>WOO HOO HOO HOO
>WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
FUCKING LAME
>>341070876
>>341070843
>this delusion
*Also available on PC =/= exclusive
Sorry you bought a $300 paperweight
Meh.
So here's this giant enemy crab.
Hit its weak point for maximum damage.
it's like they tried to make dante
Fucking Donte again
My browser couldn't handle the other thread anymore. Any r34 on Lydia yet?
Big guy simulator 2017
>PC confirmed
I'm not sure I even want it now. It seems too... Microsoft.
>>341071014
Is anyone even going to bother buying an xbox anymore?
big guy, "launch me" with your "tail"ugh, agh, ugh, ack, uhh
>keep attacking the heart
>doesn't aim at heart
>the dragon's name is big guy
god dammit
>KICK
>SNARE
>KICKSNARE
>KICK
>SNARE
>KICKSNARE
Wait a minute, wasn't Scalebound like a Dark Souls game with swords and shields?
>GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>HIT IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
Kamiya why
>xbox gets the shitty platinum game
>sony gets the good platinum game, nier 2
pottery
>>341071187
not real dnb though
its some shitty 160 bpm version for normies
GIANT ENEMY CRAB has never looked this boring
>>341071086
>thigh gap
it's all good
SPEAR USER MASTER RACE
>BIG GUY
Woah...
so this is the power... of Kamiya and Platinum Games...
>>341071401
i want to fuck the dragon
>MC screams AIM FOR THE HEART
>guy playing constantly shoots at eyes and claws
looks fun
I don't know about you fags, but I happen to like that music.
WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE.
FUCK YOU BIG SPIDER DUDE!
Donte is here.
>sitting there shooting slow ass bow to horrible music
HACKMIYA
Why have you done this
>>341071423
That's Deep Down
the world ends with you 2 when
I haven't even played witcher 3, but I want gwent
Literally Revengeance.
this looks fucking boring
This is literally Shounen anime the game.
This is worse than that Horizon Zero Dawn thing. At least the protagonist in that didn't tell you how to win.
I like the music
MC is literally that faggot from Problem children from the garden.
GODAMN EVEN DmC IS BETTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAMN THAT LOOKED GOOD
MS WON THIS E3
>X1 and W10 exclusive
wew lad
YARRGH MMO
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10
That and FF15 look like trash
has there been a single xbox one exclusive announced?
>>341071367
Just refresh it to clear out the old replies you dumbshit newfag.
>supposed to show games
>keep panning to the crowd
are they retired
Just got here
Can someone greentext a list of what I missed?
The 10 year anniversary and they actually did it boys
Pack it up E3 is over
they really need to show normal combat for scalebound, not a gimmicky boss battle
>>341071545
(available ONLY on PlayStation)
>>341069728
try livestreamer
what is this, some sort of B-list budget Dishonored?
>>341071324
>sonygger this mad he can't play any of these games on his ps4
>xbone has zero exclusives
MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOTTA GO
GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARGHHHi like pirate games
![1465837446415[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/T5G8T6e.png "1465837446415[1].png")
yarr? yarr...
>have to upgrade to Windows 10 to play Scalebound or buy a fucking Xbox
>>341071698
>Big Guy
>Donte 2.0
>Giant enemy crab
