This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
Youtube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xM_NYqY71Y [Embed]
First for THICK
who likes thicc milfs?
>>341068895
post anime
THICK
>spoiling a game at E3
christ almighty stop cutting away from trailers
dear fucking god this has been so fucking bad
I'm ashamed to say I even own an Xbox One
>Here are games that we already announced and sequels to dead franchises
Thanks xbot
Battletoads reboot incoming
Is this stream choppy as fuck for anyone else? Every year no matter what channel I watch on MS' conference is choppy as fuck abut all others are fine.
>>341068895
>a game I care about finally shows up
fuk ye
THICK LVL 3
kamiya chan kitaaaaaaa
>>341069606
She's not fucking thick. She's averagely out of shape
KAMIYYYAAAA
FUCK OFF JAPANESE FISH
WE KAMIYA NOW
KAMIYA
she isnt thick
shes fat
know the difference
BLOCKED
KAMIYA!
ASK YOUR MOM
>>341069708
But you get Recore
KAMIYA SAN?
KAMIYA
KAMIYAAAAAAAAA
>Scalebound?
Is this some furry shit?
WHATS WITH ALL THOSE NEO MATRIX STYLE SUNGLASSES
>KAMI YA
Why the fuck would anyone buy xbone if you already have a win10(tm) pc?
>bitch spoiling Ori
SCALE BOUND
PLATINUM
GET HYPED
They know what they're doing. If you're going to put a gril on stage, make them thick
He will slaughter us all
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
fat milf ass t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4UqTB3LjfE
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Who's getting comfy here?
Scalebound! Kamiya! Yay!
Oh shit Kamiya, something interesting might happen
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KAMIYA IS CUTE!
CUTE!!!
>>341068895
>I have always wanted to fight in a world of Dragons and Dogma
what did he mean by this?
Kamina looks terrified
>dat camerwork
cant see shit
Finally this conference gets good
KAMIYAAAAAA
>Kamiya
EVERYONE BLOCKED ON XBOX!
scaleborne
>>341069620
With pleasure.
>scalebound
>can't play as the dragon
>have to play the stupid twink
DROPPED LIKE AN UGLY FUCKING BABY
Scalebound PC confirmed
SCALEBOUND FOR PC?
>that MC's hair
JUST
>I want to live in a world with dragons and fight giant beasts
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT
Thats some good english for a gook.
>>341069805
She has really wide child bearing hips.
scalebound on windows 10 thank you based japanese twitter man
I'M DONTE DA DRAGON SLAYER. GOT A NICE RING TO IT, DONTCHA THINK?
>SCALEBOUND WINDOWS 10
>>341069920
I'd rather recore this xbox against the wall
FOR YOU
>BIG GUY
>>341069728
Watching from my xbone, works fine.
MORE PC GAMES
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
PC WINS AGAIN
It might not be great, but at least we can all agree it's already better than EA and Bethesda's conferences combined, right?
BIG GUY
guess all that shitposting on twitter helped kamiya's english after all
>>341068895
So DR4 coming to PS4? They didn't say exclusive just "Coming to Xbox One and Sindows 10".
>these shades
>those unethushiastic scripted speech
>That framerate
ew
Why is Eminem fighting demons?
4 u
LITERALLY NU DANTE 2.0
BIG GUY
What the fuck is this shit game?
>>341070127
>BIG GUY
And fucking Donte
this looks awful
AHHHH TOO FAR FOR MY BOW
RULES OF NATURE
is this final fantasy
UUUU
FUCK YOU
>comfy thread
>it's the same SPAM WHAT YOU SEE but slower
Just need to announce it for Windows 10 and I'm good.
Scalebound for PC!
You ugly sack of shit!
DID THEY ACTUALLY SAY SCALEBOUND IS FOR PC?
FUCK YES
>scalebound on PC
literally what
Giant enemy crab?
>>341070373
Because it tried to steal his mom's spaghetti
FUCK YOU
>Panzer Dragoon but shit
tab closed
WHEN IS SKATE 3 BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE?!
>>341070302
every future xbox game WILL come to win 10
i love it
>Scalebound also on PC
Why is Lair 2 an Xbone game?
Dante's a big guy
>>341070362
Why is Kojima bald?
>a chance to share my dreams
Oh look, a shitty Drakengard Clone :^)
wow so exciting
Does the main character shut up
Dudebro is unrealistic for us males to play as.
I'm triggered.
>at near point-blank range
>IT'S TOO FAR FOR MY BOW
>JP in the nick
Fucking gooks
Even worse than BR, will avoid 100%
So here's this giant enemy crab
SCALEBOUND ON PC HOLY FUCK
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
The dialog is just the worst.
Has they even shown a single XBONE exclusive?
Like seriously even one?
This is just like my Japanese cartoons!
>>341068895
>check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
>thread is full blown caps spam
wew
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT ENEMY CRAB
AAAAHAHAHAHA
..Has there been any actual exclusives yet?
The monster hunting meme needs to end
KAMIYAAAA
>This voice acting
Oh no.
>>341070373
lel
>hit the pink things
>literal JUST hair
It's like a more 3D Monster Hunter
DINOSAUR TRIGGER
>>341070550
I don't even want this game
IT´S YA PROM DATE!
>>341070480
other shitposting threads were archived, so now everyone migrates.
>>341070631
Scalebound is I think.
THAT GUY
HE IS LITERALLY DEAD INSIDE
LIT
ER
ALL
Y
>nu-male pretends to play video game.
fuck this game.
>>341070631
isn't w10 and xbone the same thing
like im pretty sure it's crossplay or whatever gay term they have for it
>Dante McEdgelord III
>You're a big guy
>Kamiya
Looks bretty cool, but those graphics are hurting my eyes
>Pre-recorded gameplay
At least the game looks pretty good.
>SONYGGERS WILL NEVER PLAY KAMIYAS MASTER PIECE
BTFO
Malygos 3D strafing simulator 2016
CINEMATICS
CINEMATICS EVERYWHERE.
>>341070631
Windows 10 + Xbone = exclusive you idiot
>>341070550
Windows 10 has Xbox built into it idiot. You have to sign into your xbox account and launch the XBOX APP to play the games.
>>341069960
An Xbone is $300. It cost at least double that for a decent gaming PC. And few people want desktops anymore.
>>341070227
No, she doesn't. Did you just hit puberty it something
Recore and Dead Rising 4 have been the only good things shown at E3 so far.
Thats multi player and devil trigger?
2donte
>>341070810
They literally just said it's on PC
>>341070682
>hit weak spot for massive damage
this
>donte the dragon-slayer
Who is responsible for this fucking dialogue?
>You're gonna get it now, dragon!!
Fucking really?
>>341070684
>exclusives
>on xbone
no one wants to sell 5 copies, anon
that looks like shit
BIG GUY
I honestly hope every dev who continues this ages long tradition of having their protagonist blurt out obvious, obnoxious shit every 5 seconds get to watch their children die of cancer.
Who/Funhaus/here?
Platinum are so fucking shit. This looks terrible.
>get few hits
>cutscene
>get few hits
>cutscene
>another shitty jRPG monsu monsu hunter~
should have kept it on the 3ds
BIG GUY
watching this shit just makes me want an actual lost planet 3
[WUBBETH INTENSIFIES]
>>341070631
They already change previous Xbone exclusives to ON WINDOWS 10 TOO.
I'm pretty sure they are going to release all Xbone games on PC from now on.
It's still exclusive to Microsoft and what people here seem to fail to understand is that theres a shitload of normies that don't give a shit that it's on PC too
>>341069606
"""thick"""
i didn't know they made games this campy anymore
Why is Donte even fighting this crab spider thing?
too cinematic
>overly narrative MC
>awkward big guy fights
hype level dropping
>turns into the Scott Pilgrim movie
>>341070990
just liek always
L M A O this game is trash
doesnt feel like shadow of the colossus.
pretty weak after all the hyping up on /v/.
>headphones
this looks fucking horrible
shaking my head at these animations
Holy fuck, this is embarrassing
>drum and bass
>headphones
Oh sweet Jesus.
This game literally can't get any more boring the only redeeming quality is hearing that THICK MILF talk.
FOR YOUUUUUU
>this music
holy shit what a bad game.
SHOOT THE HEART DUMBASS
WOAH CHECK OUT THOSE SICK HEADPHONES!
>Hey, everyone likes SotC, right?
>Right?
>Well, it was a great game and all, but you know what it was missing?
>What?
>An insufferable twat who won't shut up
>...How do we fund it?
dubstep dark souls shadow of the colossus
mite b fun
>giant enemy crab
wow platinum can't even make this look interesting
>>341068895
> That music
What are you doing Kamiya
>>341068895
Holy shit this conference is a mess.
>PEOPLE WERE HYPED FOR THIS
What is with every game having a main character that just won't shut the fuck up
>GIANT
>ENEMY
>CRAB
>this music
>WOO HOO HOO HOO
>WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
FUCKING LAME
>>341070876
>>341070843
>this delusion
*Also available on PC =/= exclusive
Sorry you bought a $300 paperweight
Meh.
So here's this giant enemy crab.
Hit its weak point for maximum damage.
it's like they tried to make dante
Fucking Donte again
My browser couldn't handle the other thread anymore. Any r34 on Lydia yet?
Big guy simulator 2017
>PC confirmed
I'm not sure I even want it now. It seems too... Microsoft.
>>341071014
Is anyone even going to bother buying an xbox anymore?
big guy, "launch me" with your "tail"ugh, agh, ugh, ack, uhh
>keep attacking the heart
>doesn't aim at heart
>the dragon's name is big guy
god dammit
>KICK
>SNARE
>KICKSNARE
>KICK
>SNARE
>KICKSNARE
Wait a minute, wasn't Scalebound like a Dark Souls game with swords and shields?
>GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>HIT IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
Kamiya why
>xbox gets the shitty platinum game
>sony gets the good platinum game, nier 2
pottery
>>341071187
not real dnb though
its some shitty 160 bpm version for normies
GIANT ENEMY CRAB has never looked this boring
>>341071086
>thigh gap
it's all good
SPEAR USER MASTER RACE
>BIG GUY
Woah...
so this is the power... of Kamiya and Platinum Games...
>>341071401
i want to fuck the dragon
>MC screams AIM FOR THE HEART
>guy playing constantly shoots at eyes and claws
looks fun
I don't know about you fags, but I happen to like that music.
WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE.
FUCK YOU BIG SPIDER DUDE!
Donte is here.
>sitting there shooting slow ass bow to horrible music
HACKMIYA
Why have you done this
>>341071423
That's Deep Down
the world ends with you 2 when
I haven't even played witcher 3, but I want gwent
Literally Revengeance.
this looks fucking boring
This is literally Shounen anime the game.
This is worse than that Horizon Zero Dawn thing. At least the protagonist in that didn't tell you how to win.
I like the music
MC is literally that faggot from Problem children from the garden.
GODAMN EVEN DmC IS BETTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAMN THAT LOOKED GOOD
MS WON THIS E3
>X1 and W10 exclusive
wew lad
YARRGH MMO
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10
That and FF15 look like trash
has there been a single xbox one exclusive announced?
>>341071367
Just refresh it to clear out the old replies you dumbshit newfag.
>supposed to show games
>keep panning to the crowd
are they retired
Just got here
Can someone greentext a list of what I missed?
The 10 year anniversary and they actually did it boys
Pack it up E3 is over
they really need to show normal combat for scalebound, not a gimmicky boss battle
>>341071545
(available ONLY on PlayStation)
>>341069728
try livestreamer
what is this, some sort of B-list budget Dishonored?
>>341071324
>sonygger this mad he can't play any of these games on his ps4
>xbone has zero exclusives
MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOTTA GO
GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARGHHHi like pirate games
yarr? yarr...
>have to upgrade to Windows 10 to play Scalebound or buy a fucking Xbox
>>341071698
>Big Guy
>Donte 2.0
>Giant enemy crab
>>341071074
And it means I get to pirate it all without giving a single penny to MS
Feels good bruv
>sea of thieves
>no gameplay shown at all
This does not bode well.
>>341071658
did they show FF 15 gameplay?
>>341071187
>not liking DnB
It's objectively the most hype music for games. Go listen to some Dom & Roland and stop sucking dick.
stop focusing on the goddamn audience
>>341071492
Kamiya was playing it.
>>341071704
I agree, but they probably just want to show whatever has the most spectacle
PIRATES SAVING THE CONFERENCE
>implying Windows 1984 is a PC, and not something you install on your PC to lobotomize it into a crippled console that spies on you
Stop with the fucking camera jesus christ.
>>341071698
all of the games have been terrible except for maybe dead rising
and they are all on PC
also carmack is dead inside
this fucking retarded ass cameraguy
>>341071565
except revengeance looked amazing
scalebound looked bad with nothing but cutscenes and no skill required
>>341071809
Almost time for halo wars 2
man I sure love the back of peoples heads
>>341071831
bane?
WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY
i used to be a chibi game but now im just ugly characters
>>341071698
It's Microsofts worst E3 to date
>NO exclusives
>Literally LOSING exclusives to PC
>Minecraft
>MUH COMMUNITEH
>"EXCLUSIVE BETAS"
It's a disaster
CROWWWWDU
SHOTTU
Can't see shit cameraman
camera one please
They should seriously murder whoever is in charge of filming this shit and decides to pull away from trailers to show the crowds and stage
>>341071868
Who the fuck was that other kid wearing the headphones then?
>Sea of Thieves
aren't those pirates?
>Finally show game
>realize it's shit
>go back to showing crowd.
Fable: Pirate Edition
>>341071809
Wow. It's shit.
THIS IS SO AWFUL
PLEASE KILL ME
>cartoon pirates
>shit music
>pathetic smoke.
>rare
JUST
NO GAMEPLAY
>pyrotechnics
Where the fuck do they think they are?
>>341071809
RTS is obviously Halo Wars 2, I wonder what "Two" is
>>341071809
aoe4 confirmed
System seller right there. I'm buying Xbox One S for sea of thieves!
This guy doesn't look good wearing a hoodie.
>>341071910
That Joy one was decent. I guess.
Not so good at killing dragons, but great at killing hype.
*CENSORED*
Holy shit is PC just getting everything now? What's the reason to buy a Bone when you own a PC with Win10?
>Rare
>2016
>>341071961
>>>Literally LOSING exclusives to PC
Oh yes.
Losing games to their own OS.
Are you retarded?
god the camerawork at this conference is SO FUCKING BAD
LET US SEE THE TRAILER YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH THE CROWD
>>341072020
Implying pirates don't steal
>you will never live the pirate life
>>341071783
>implying
I'll be pirating every single one of these game on my PC (^:
Enjoy paying full price, plus XBL, and the price of the console
XBONE = DONE
Fighting spookington shellingbones because that's what pirates do
black fags did pirating better and that was an asscreed game
Scalebound looks bad.
Like, shit man.
Who else is excited for that RTS?
they keep filming the crowd during the fucking trailers FUCK FUCXK FUCKING FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
anyone know if there will be a square enix conference?
>>341071860
yeah
Isn't this guy a bit old for that haircut?
>>341072056
No.
>>341071698
This is PC conference part one. Also sonyggers getting mad because Kamiya will never EVER make a game for them
>>341071961
the Kinect focused E3 and the one when they first released the Bone were worse.
This one is still bad though.
How are they in the community if they never played the fucking game?
>>341072016
co-op gameplay lad
>>341071860
yeah, but it was another "MC fights a big guy" demo. pretty boring
>>341072272
oh shit
>>341071961
>Windows 10 exclusives
>Losing sales
>>341071891
>not installing windows 10 dual boot to have it as an xbox on your PC while you use another OS
>>341072210
you haven't even seen it yet kek
Set sail for adventure!
FUCKING CHRINGE
>GREAT WATER
>great water
hahahaha
>>341071835
good luck with that denuvo champ ;)
>great water
SKYRIM BTFO
>Driking Rum
>Pirate game
yarrr
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
here we go scripted gameplay
gonna be good
GREAT WATER
>>341071809
Wonder what the two is going to be? I'm guessing Halo Wars 2 is the RTS
WATER FUCKING CONFIRMED
Poo
In
The
Loo
>more fake "gamers"
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS END?!>?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>341072257
It's gonna be Halo Wars 2. Not really worth any excitement
>>341071824
You could just install it on a partition/different HDD and dual boot for the exclusives
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
THE MEMEPLAY
M u t e d
OM NOM NOM NON
are these youtubers?
Who's ready for more shitty voice acting?
jesus christ, fuck this shit im out
jesus christ
>any game they wont show now is going to be a ps4 exclusive
>ITS AN FPS
>TERRIBLE BANTER
kill me now.
i wanna die.
>>341072337
i'm seeing it right now and i'm not wrong
>>341072290
If that's what he's making, they can have him back.
>enforced let's play
Fucking kill me now.
FUCK
MUTE
MUTE
MUUUUUUUUTE
>these faggot nu-male and tumblrinas
Muted.
>>341071961
>Microsoft losing exclusives to Microsoft
Jesus Christ you guys don't realize how hard they just won E3 right now. PC fats are falling right into their jew hands.
My moneys on Crew 1
Set sail for fucking cringe
Cringe
Well this just got shittier
>FPS
Dropped.
This industry is dead
>>341071961
>Literally LOSING exclusives to PC
Windows 10 = Microsoft.
Why is /v/ incapable of understanding this simple fucking concept?? It's still exclusive to Microsoft.
Jesus the cringe
>people pretending their friends during the gameplay portion
Kill me
i want all these people dead
>We want the Youtube audience
>streamerbait
these back and forths are the worst thing
>AHAHA LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE HAVING BUY THIS!
Right into the trash
>LPers
JUST PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY
[forced laughter]
HAHAHAHAH WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH GAMER FUN
I fucking hate people like this
Make it stop.
Someone needs to take Rare behind the shed and put them out of their misery.
>lets play at e3
kill me
>>341072547
touché
I can't wait to purchase my nigger slave crew in this game. Tons of fun!
I just wish this card had "something so bizarre happens you forget you're alive" because that giant enemy crab and its weak points would've taken it.
>another scripted ass "Just us friends enjoying Game!" demo
Why are they all so spazzy?
>autism
A PIRATE´S LIFE´S FOR ME!!!
Yes PC confirmed
Youtube should be deleted
>yfw PC won E3
>"I think its gonna be too tight"
>>341072167
How is games going to PC not losing exclusives?
Fucking Xcuck
>complete lack of pirate games on the market
>could possibly be rare's big comeback
>turns out it's Pirate Work Simulator: Rust Edition
kinda looks neat
FUck these fags
>>341072167
People have no reason to get the console.
what's their gamer score guys
i bet mine is higher
These fucking fake gamers
Le play with friends meme game
>>341072551
Yeah, yeah you said the same about Bayo 2. Grapes sour sour grapes.
Somebody put Rare out of it's misery
>Minecraft MMO pirate edition.
this game looks interesting but the people playing holy shit
>show interesting game
>get annoying faggots to ruin the presentation
>>341068895
Berserk game confirmed xbone exclusive
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIRATES AHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG A SAIL?!?!?1?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEAHHHHHHHHHH OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH
Where the fuck are the women of color? Shame on you microsoft
>>341071961
It can't possibly be worse than the one E3 where they had a bunch of kids pretending to play Kinect.
THE CRINGE
haha xD this so exciting xDD scream louder!! :PPPP
YOU HEARD THEM!
FUCKING BAIL NOW!
Besides the terrible famous youtubers the game looks like it could be fun with friends
>>341072317
yeah just saw 15 seconds of it
why did they have to show that part
IT LOOKS FUN AS FUCK
>>341072804
They exaggerate their fun to sell
Microsoft lost. This is the nail in the coffin.
Game looks pretty alright if there's a lot more to it but my God fuck those faggots screaming
Can't take the cringe anymore.
>>341072889
not everyone is a loser like you anon
HAHAHA
I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN HERE HAHA THIS IS CRAZY
>lets play
>acting like its real
im guna go take a piss. call when this is over.
I bet that collision would be super lame
Don't you mean abandon ship?
Friggin nu-male millenial piece of shit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP REDDITOR NORMIES I WANT TO SEE AND HEAR GAMEPLAY NOT YOUR FAKE REACTIONS TO GAMEPLAY
I was already interested in the game but now I hate it thanks to that segment
TRUMPULL COUNTY
The sinking mechanic looks cool 2bh
that was neat NEAT
IT'S A WOODEN SHIP YOU STUPID FUCK IT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING SINK, IT WILL FLOUNDER AND THEN BREAK UP
WOODEN SHIPS FLOUNDER
IRON SHIPS FOUNDER
GET IT RIGHT
>>341073009
what happened to you obi wan
guys those were REAL players
That actually seemed fun.
>>341072991
my thoughts exactly, famalam
No one actually talks like that when they're playing with people, Microsoft. I would literally mute any faggot that kept yelling like that instantly
at least the game itself seems cool
WHERE'S BANJO
>and windows 10 exclusive
seriously what the fuck is the point of owning an xbone
so why buy an xbox if everything is on PC too?
lol
US GAMURS RIGHT GUYS!! We are so loud and obnoxious, screaming and yelling at any vidya moment!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pirates are my favorite shit ever
>this game seems like a dream come true
>can't stop cringing at this fucking horrendous trailer
Make it fucking stop
>>341072869
>Running from Microsoft right into Microsofts hands
Holy shit they got you faggots so hard. RIP in pieces /v/ enjoy your botnet.
>>341072624
Because that's a meaningless distinction? People are discussing Xbone exclusives. Every Windows PC game on steam would also be Microsoft exclusive even though they get no money from them.
Well, I thought the concept was exciting, but what I really needed to get hype for this is a bunch of screaming youtubers pretending to be excited about threadbare alpha gameplay. Thank you.
>>341072982
>>341072982
>>341072982
This.
Or with /v/ early release when no one knows what they're doing
>>341073009
This. Fuck /v/ shit looks good
>everything is Windows 10 and XBone
Literally no reason to own a Bone now
STATE OF DECAY 2
Where the fuck was DSP?
YELLING IS FUN!!!!!!!
>>341072167
>negating your own shit console so no one buys it, making its already low sales even lower
They're not helping themselves.
>>341072982
>fun with friends
just like everything else
>>341072828
>>341072869
You mean people that don't want to spend 1500$ on a PC?? God /v/ is so fucking delusional it hurts.
dead island 2?
ANOTHER ZOMBIE GAME?
REALLY?
XBOX 1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
IS THE NEW MEME
Pirate game looks fun but they fucking ruined it with the lets play faggots
>the drift
DEJA VU
IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>MORE zombies
Oh. Another zombie game. So original.
You guys like ZOMBIES?
Strong
Woman
Yeah muscle car
>Scalebound looks like shit
What happened bros?
oh boy more zombies
Fuck yeah, Dead State 2
>>341073149
dead
conkers is coming up
>Zombie shit
>AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
state of decay 2
>screaming autists
who likes this shit
Also on PC?
State of Decay 1 wasn't total shit, especially when you modded it to be actually challenging.
>>341073153
Americans
>>341072828
I don't even have an Xbone.
And they are losing it to their own OS. Their newest OS.
Microsoft isn't fucking Sony. The Xbone division isn't the only shit preventing them from going bankrupt.
didn't they already show dead rising
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock
.>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
>Zombies
When will this meme end?
>>341073153
>>341073156
>owning a desktop
what a bunch of nerds
>>341073115
then why are there wooden shipwrecks in the ocean dumbass
Oh it's state of decay, neat.
Who the fuck cares about more zombie shit
>>341071453
>Anything that is remotely big is now considered "boring"
You need to get your receptors checked, anon
>zombie survival game
>>341073301
it always looked like shit?
>zombies
when will the zombie era end so we can begin the era of dinosaurs?
>>341073094
A reminder that games are
always aimed to Redditors
and normies.
The big companies
just want your cash.
Really? a sequel to THAT game?
EVERYTHING IS ON WINDOWS 10
LOL
>>341073153
cheapest native 4k bluray player
HALO WARS BAYBEEEEEE
HALO
TWO
state of decay 2 fuckkkkkk
>>341073407
state of decay WAS SHIT on pc
terrible performance
A zombie game. How original.
>>341073189
The pirate game does. Way better than Dishonored for sure.
Do you like games that are awesome?
Hey look more goddamn halo
MICROSOFT WON
You guys like SHOOTING?
>state of decay 2 is still set in the middle of nowhere america
JUST.
Halo, finally
>>341073401
Windows 10 isn't on anything but Desktops guise
>>341073206
Xbone is for dudebros who would never dream of buying a gaming PC. They're not exactly cutting into their market.
>>341073474
>the era of dinosaurs
that's the 90s
>>341068895
>2 zombie games
>WOW SO ORIGINAL!!1!
lol so much asshurt
that pirate game looked sick, pretty much the only game that somewhat interested me this year
is it on pc?
battlefield halo of duty, fuck yeah
>>341073473
pretty much
HOLY SHIT, A SURVIVAL GAME WITH ZOMBIES! WOOOW
>Woman
>Driving that well.
lol.
>>341073246
this so much
FINALLY
HALO WARS 2
New Thread:
>>341073291
>>341073291
>>341073291
>>341073291
>>341068895
this looks like something Bungie would make, not 343meme
>>341070910
Yes, she does. Thick thighs too. She's thick, you dumb motherfucker.
haah waaw 2
>& WINDOWS TEN
Oh boy, another Zombie game.
>>341073532
It was great on Xbox 360. Was the best zombie game I'd played in years.
halo?
more like GAYLO
State of decay was great coinsidering the small team, they had the right ideas for a proper zombie survival/management game. looking forward to this.
>>341073604
Everything is on W10.
>>341073153
It doesn't spy on you 24/7 and record everything you do to a server in kikemerica.
>>341073034
Fuck off back to your shithole, E3 normie.
Oh shit halo 14
>New "halo"
What's this?
>>341073221
So build an Xbox One equivalent for significantly cheaper?
I didn't even know there were Xcucks on /v/
Halo Wars 2
Looks like the leak was right.
Fuck, this has been awful. I'll admit State of Decay 2 got me hyped.
When they say windows 10 do they just mean pc or windows 10 specifically? I have windows 7 and I wanna play sea of thieves and no way I'm getting 10
>slow motioin battle cutscenes
wow
>>341073568
It's an RTS
STEEL REHN
State of Decay was my guilty pleasure few years back, might have to upgrade to Win10 just to check the new one out.
>>341073783
Halo Wars 2 I think
>I have great idea. Make same game but instead of zombies add fuckin dinosaurs.
>nope
>Windows 10 exclusive goyim
>Get Windows 10
>>341073783
halo wars 2
>>341073637
>le casual misogyny
reddit /pls/
So the Xbox is basically dead, considering I can just play all these games on PC at a better res and frame rate.
I liked State of Decay.
AEIOU
>>341073804
Windows 10
They're trying to push it on more people.
>>341073368
>don't even own an Xbone
Nice try XCuck
The games were exclusive to Xbox One now they are no longer exclusive to Xbox One. Goalpost shifting to "w-well it's exclusive to Microsoft" is just embarrassing
>following the flare in a zombie apocalypse
literally retarded tier
>>341073653
wait until page 9 faggot
>THERE ARE PEOPLE THA ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN XBONE
LOOK AT THEM
LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341073923
Considering how Quantum Break runs on PC, probably not.
>>341073583
a console is cheaper than any laptop capable of playing these games dummy
What happend to the lady in charge of 343?
>>341073404
Because they're full of heavy shit like iron, gold, or supplies.
Most wooden ships weren't, which is why most aren't on the bottom of the ocean. Military ships running fully fitted out that were holed without firing a shot would have sunk, sure, but a littoral patrol craft with two cannon and a single chest full of balls that's only going to be at sea for a few days at most - like most pirate craft - wouldn't. Not even a galleon would sink unless it was unusually heavily loaded.
>ancient aliens confirmed
>>341073923
if u got w10 and a capable pc why not
>>341073923
Using a xbox account on Windows 10
>>341073923
This, I'm more tempted now to get a new video card than I am ever to get an Xbone.
>>341073804
They mean Windows 10. You gotta download their games through the shitty Windows Store app which is only on Win 10.
>>341074057
My PC isn't a toaster so I'm good
>>341073923
Xbone could be their last console. it's plausable they'll go full PC from next gen.
Is the beta open to everyone? If so, that's pretty based and I'm definitely playing that all week.
>Halo Wars 2
I fucking loved Halo Wars. This is the first thing from E3 so far that I'm actually excited about.
>>341072869
It's 300 Dollars, people have more than enough reasons AND you have crossplay.
>console RTS
lol
>>341074397
You could have dual GTX 1080's the game is ported badly.
>OUR ALLY'S BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
Whoa...Starcraft 2...
>>341074023
>an xbone
What a shitty fucking console:
All can be played on PC
No good games at all lmao except that happy few
>>341073972
i thought it needed coop
>>341074202
As opposed to being forced to play on a $300 console. Got it.
>>341074023
>mfw I hate Microsoft
>mfw this conference
How about on the PLATFORM we want?
>No Crackdown 3
Oh shit, it's dead isn't it?
>>341074935
Prob last minute
This is going to be disappointing.
The West (Microsoft) is once again killing gaming and individual platforms by trying to make everything "global".
FUCK OFF TOD
Todd pls
When is this one over?
SCORPIO
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>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
Highest quality 30fps you have ever seen.
Wtf is a quality pixel?
No i am serious. Whats the difference between a low quality and a high quality pixel?
>>341075849
>not having activated pixels
>TODD's LIES
FO4 could be run by a toaster with those shit graphics
It's a monster: just like my nose
>muh teraflops
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