Normal Peach always looks so life-less and freaky looking. It makes me wish Smash Peach was the main Peach.
I don't think the player is intended to look at the character models and animations up close for extended periods of time. You're expected to mash buttons until the next round of gameplay, not try to rate the beauty of a non-sexualized character that is inherently child-friendly at its core.
I love Peach fan art as much as the next guy, but you waifu fags are delusional if you think Peach is supposed to be like that in the games.
>>340048214
>your ass will never be worshiped like Peach's
I'm getting a commission done of Princess Peach. In the drawing, she is visiting someone who is wrapped in a full body cast. Peach is writing a funny message on his cast with a marker.
What are some funny things she could write on his cast to tease him about his situation?
(She will probably write the message on the crotch of his cast.)
I'll post the drawing for everyone to see once it's finished.
>>340048829
"I paid $50 for this shitty picture"
>>340048984
>"I paid $50 for this shitty picture"
I usually pay more than that. I'm a generous client.
>>340049451
MORE
>>340050317
>>340050073
>>340049907
Ha-tch~!
>>340048829
>>340047469
I've always thought that peach is unattractive
she looks too cartoonish
>>340052852
This, she's only hot in Smash and in fanart
>>340048829
Who's drawing it, senpai?
>>340053692
>Who's drawing it, senpai?
Probably Sigurd. Me and him go way back and are actually off-and-on-again friends. I've known him since... 2005, I think. Worked with him several times.
>>340052852
Mario is cartoonish, not sexy.
>>340053990
Noice, I've liked his Peach lewds, I only wish he more made straight up hentai.
Seconding this anon >>340051039 , or make her write "Need a hand?"
>>340054689
>"Need a hand?"
Oh, I really like that one! I'll probably buy alternate versions from Sigurd, and might use that one.
One anon suggested, "Your princess is another castle."
We are brainstorming new ideas here: >>>/trash/3273389
I'm open to more suggestions for funny quotes, and/or other drawings in general. You should join us!
>do not lewd the Ellen
>>340055530
>Dat chubby butt
Wanna burn it up.
>>340053692
Shadman
>>340047469
My favorite Peach is either the M&L or PM Peach. SPM Peach in particular is pretty fun
>>340047469
What are the odds given the Olympics in Rio (Brazil) with the Zika virus going around that some aspiring Japanese doujin artist will make a doujin where Peach gets impregnated by Mario and gives birth to a deformed Zika baby that gets eaten by Sonic?
>>340056181
>>340056181
>>340047469
>Normal Peach always looks so life-less and freaky looking
average woman self-insert
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