I'M GOING TO GET DONUT STICKS
>>339741072
hair reskin when?
>>339741457
But anon there already is one :-)
>>339741951
good hair reskin when?
>>339741951
that hair makes her face look fatter
>>339742134
>>339741951
She fucking looks like Jim Sterling
>>339744184
what did they mean by this?
>>339741072
>anyone with dyed hair is an extremist politically
I hate this maymay
>>339745626
Why else, if not too rebel against something?
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLESTEEN
>>339745626
It's a literal "look at me, I'm different".
Which is ironic since they all end up looking the same.
>>339745626
It's more like anyone who's Russian is an extremist.
And that's true.
MERCY IN THE RIGHT CHOFFSTEEN!
>>339741072
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOTAL STEAL
What did she mean by this?
Despite her hair choice, she's my favorite tank.
>>339741072
>I'm going for the totem steal!
Is what I hear every time
>>339741951
Jesus christ I can't believe how bad Blizzard is at making skins
>>339750694
A lot of their skins are decent, even SJWs probably agree that's her worst skin.
>>339750694
Zarya has the worst skins though. Ironically Zenn has the bests.
YOU NEED A WALKIE TALKIE TO WALK AROUND!!!
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти!
Is there a dank heardwrong for Genji's ult?
>>339746684
So she's a hot topic shirt?
HE'S BEEN STABBING
>>339741072
>have to save up 1000 blizzard money to play her
I'm so glad the skin RNG granted me for her was Soviet Front. I'd be so disapointed if I got one of those shitty cybergoth ones.
>>339756201
just fucking play her
you can't even see her, YOU ARE HER
But yeah those skins are great
>Strong female character that doesnt feel forced
>Russian charm akin to the Heavy from TF2
>Tough, protective playstyle to protect her team while annihilating the enemy
>Isn't sympathetic to the Omnics after they ruined her home village, unlike a majority of the cast
>Dumb hair color and style
>nah anon that characters dumb
>dude what an SJW character
>dude how do you like the feminist russian
Should I get this game? Or should I get Doom instead?
I want an fps but don't know which meme to cash in on.
>>339745375
Why the actual fuck even bother getting married?
>>339756518thank you
>>339756579
insurance reasons I guess?
>>339745626
Clownfish pls go, we're not going to be distracted by your hair into blundering into your anemone boyfriend
>>339756417
I do play her but fuck man I just can't get over how fucking stupid her hair is. I'm this close to sinking some real eurodollars in the game just so I can buy a Sovjet skin.
Go back to your general.
>>339756518
>feminist
>Russian
I like you
>anime girl has pink hair
>no one complains
>cartoon girl has pink girl
>literally unable to play as her in a first person game
>>339756559
If you can only get 1, I'd get DOOM, if you'll get both eventually, get OW first since it'll hold you up until you get DOOM
>>339741072
>ugly haircut
>stupid tatoo
>DO YOU EVEN LIFT ? XDDDD voice line
>ugly ass accent
DELET THIS HERO
THICC
>>339741072
I really wish they would change her hair color to something that isn't bright pink.
>>339741072
couldn't play her seriously until i got this skin
Her white ushanka and overcoat costume is the fucking best. I've got like 2.8k Overwatch Funbucks due to some super lucky unboxing, and I'm definitely considering getting that. Or whatever really cool Mercy skin comes out that isn't the Nordic or devil costume.
>>339756579
Social expectations and low self-esteem.
When most people think of a man with a life that's complete they think of a man with a desk job that has a wife and some kids while owning his own house and teaching his son how to be a man.
It's hard to match that image for a lot of reasons but most men strive towards it because we believe that marks our life as complete. And there are enough people willing to whip those out of line out of respect for that image.
So as much as some people deride the traditional marriage they adhere to the concept of a ring and family with a house. So you end up with a situation of a man settling down with a wife that doesn't want to commit to just him even though that's the image men are fed. Rather than accept that and move on, social pressures and the idealized image drives the man to settle with at least a "wife and family" to his name. Because no matter what he has a wife and kid, and that means his life is complete.
No spitting on the idea of marriage and families. That's a wonderful thing. I just imagine that male ideals eventually force some men to settle with what they can get out of fear of never getting anything by the end.
>>339758063
>Easily the shittiest default design
>Arctic skins give her one of the best designs in the game
Fucking Zarya is too bipolar.
>>339758247
probably a control mechanism outside of sexualizing women. Which could be a couple in the attempt to control people.
>>339756579
Joint filing.
>>339758903
Cute as fuck, wonder what her feet look like.
>>339758903
>blizzard employee is actually really cute
How did they mess it up so badly?
>>339758903
I'd fuck her
>>339753482
Best misheard ult.
the world needs more zayra sfm
who will rise to the call?
>>339755140
EUGENE IS GAY OKAY
>>339759164
>>339759180
>>339759315
> Liking dukes
Shit taste detected
>>339757473
>not wanting to be her fuzzy bear
Shit taste detected.
>/v/ is still raging and complaining about a fictional woman's hair color
How does it feel to be exactly like those you deride and mock?
>>339759787
You're a white male, fuck off
>>339755140
EUGENE IS A K.O. COON YEAHHH!!!
>>339759787
>phone posting
>outed by autocorrect while phone posting
>>339759787
>not liking tomboys
>not wanting to teach her what it feels like to play with her clitoris
>not wanting to watch her melt around your finger
Extremely homosexual tbqh
>>339756000
HEAD ESTABLISHED.
Seriously, the fuck?
>>339757636
the sfm has her with such "THICKNESS" I absolutely need it in my life.
>>339761113
Bottom panel ruins it. Top two are so well drawn and then they just finish it with that same lazy tumblr bullshit style.
They were so close and then just said fuck it.
>>339761231
I still don't know who the girl on the left is supposed to be
>>339761298
Obviously Widowmaker.
>>339761298
Widowmaker, I assume. Impossible to know for sure because of the shitty artstyle.
>>339760618
it's Swiss German for Heroes never die
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN, NIGGAS!
How did they get away with this?
>>339761516
>Use ULT as 76
>"I've got jews in my sights!"
jesus christ
blizzard REALLY doesnt care
>>339761516
>I'm a one-man holocaust...
Fucking Roadhog is brutal
>>339745375
I had a gf that was poly and it just meant sex wasn't exclusive, she was a slut for sure but I am too so it worked for awhile - but most people can't handle it. I eventually couldn't and we broke it off pretty mutually but it's really not hard to imagine ways for couples to have sex with other people without it being cuckoldry. Swinging is pretty common too, that's more of a mutual cheating agreement.
>>339746684
So people should just dress to what is considered the norm?
>>339761516
Allahu Ackbar!!
Why did Pharah say this?
Who finds jokes like that funny?
>>339761949
Swinging is something old folks do to spice up their sex life because fucking in missionary for 20+ years gets boring.
This poly relationship bullshit is just the new trend for lazy fuckers like you and your girlfriend who don't want to have to work and commit to a relationship. These relationships fail every goddamn time.
>>339761516
>>339761712
>>339756579
Monogamy is for self conscious faggots.
EL OH EL
First
>>339761516
>ching chang chong cheng I hate mongorians
CREAM CORN
>>339761516
>>339762759
Mongolian Hero, whos sole purpose is to fuck over Mei all the time, when?
>>339762840
AARDVARK PAYS OFF
>>339762573
Monogamy was once a strong pillar of civilization but it has been chipped apart over the years becoming a hollow husk of its former self.
>>339762924
That was the only good OW thread ever on this board.
>>339741072
zarya makes me rock solid.
the thought of her taking her big fat girlcock out and ramming it up my boypussy is just too good.
no homo, its not gay if its a girl's cock
>>339761298
I'd say D.Va, her in-game model looks really scrawny
>>339758063
If they removed the dumb as fuck visor it'd be 100% better
>>339763174
this one is purrty guud. so was last... and the last...
>>339762924
It really wasn't funny and I'd love to know how many of these replies are samefags
>>339763554
stick -(( bum
>>339761712
>I've got jews in my sights
I'm glad I'm not the only one who says this
>>339759981
That is amazing. I really wish there was more Zarya r34 thats not futa. :C
>>339759981
that towel is much too short, how can she possible by hiding her 10 inch cock like that?
>>339761113
>not a hole in the watermelon for her to stick her dick into
whats the point?
>>339741072
What does she actually say? I still don't fucking know.
>Oi guv'nor wouldya like to stick me in me bum, I swear tis' tight as a jew's pocket so it is
This voice line was really uncalled for Blizzard.
http://www.ahnegao.com.br/2016/06/overwatch-jogabilidade-de-cada-personagem.html#more-88014
>>339763979
Tip: Ults are spoken in their native language by enemies and are spoken in English by allies.
So in English, she says "Fire at will!"
>My name is not important
Don't know why Blizzard referenced such a shit game
>>339764265
>that genji one
HAMMOCK TOWN
>>339763849
>zarya
>not.futa
What's it like to be a Faggot?
>>339764892
penis lover!
>>339764265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8F4-AAQjok
>>339764371
Looks like he's lost in thought or something.
>>339763979
im russian, and I still dont understand wtf she's saying
https://youtu.be/pByJbGOPevo
>>339764892
>futa
you tell me.
>>339741072
>>339765002
She clearly says fire at will in Russian.
>>339764942
Yes, I love girlcock, thinking about big fat hairless meaty throbbing dicks (hanging from a girl, of course, im not gay) makes me Salivate and my boypussy ache
>>339765294
What is this frog on a unicycle meme?
>>339765363
doesnt sound anything like it
>>339765509
yes it does
>>339765541
What a compelling argument.
>>339765294
Oh heck, whaddup?
>>339765580
Arguemnt for what? Are your ears broken? It sounds exactly like it should.
>>339765674
Calm down dude, I'm not even him.
>>339765294
Why would you even try to insert a meme in your public business if it contains bad language? If you're going to censor it, just find something else.
>Quintuple kill
>HEBBENSCHNABBLE
>>339765868
retard
>>339765976
Dunno, Cex tends to be a bit ghetto.
I think it's supposed to be pronounced "Sex" anyway.
>>339763145
JUST BECAUSE ZARYA IS MUSCULAR DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS FAT
Stop bullying her plz.
>>339766258
What?
It's CEX
Consumer
Electronics
Exchange
>>339756000
ftfy HEAD AND SHOULDERS
USING THE KAIO KEN
>>339761113
>>339761231
Tracer's reaction makes the whole comic, to be honest.
>>339766561
Perfect image for solo queue
what does tornbjorn say
i always hear
"OLD KING COAL"
>>339766862
MOLTEN CORE
>>339741072
They make donut sticks now?
Silly fat people, just eat a normal donut.
>>339766862
AARDWARK PAYS OFF
>>339764324
Reaper doesn't say "MUERE, MUERE, MUERE!"
>>339761113
>>339766847
This could be cut down to the first, fourth and sixth frames but I guess he wanted to show off his art.
>>339755140
>Golden Corrale
>>339766561
The best team I ever played on was a Mercy + Zenyatta combo.
Pretty sure he was aimbotting though.
>>339755140
Corral holy fuck i cant spell
>>339763979
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
"Ogon po gotovnosti"
Interpretation would be "Fucking shoot them".
anyone that doesn't agree with my taste is wrong
>>339756000
damn right I've been stabbing that
>>339764849
HAVE A DUNK
>>339761426
it's german not swiss german. she doesn't even have a swiss dialect, she speaks german like a german
>Play with friend.
>He plays Zarya
>I play Parah
>He pops ult catching the entire enemy team in the vaccum.
>Jump up above and rain justice in from above
>Kill all the enemy team and win the game with no one to challenge us
>>339767386
wait, isn't that what he actually says?
>>339764324
This is really fucking annoying with Widowmaker's ult.
>>339763503
They literally made a skin so that you didn't have to look at her hair or face enjoy.
>>339767513
No he says Hammer DownI think.
>>339766405
You don't think it is a coincidence?
>>339767334
I'm gonna need a fucking source.
>Gays, into the Irish!
What did he mean by this?
>>339757473
>not wanting to be in a Strong but simple minded But big hearted women Meek but Smart man relationshipyou will never marry an Amazonian who trys her best to be civilized for you but messes up constantly
>>339764265
>.com.br
GET
OUT
>>339767527
Personne n'échappe à mon regard
>>339767705
That's the only page, so it doesn't matter.
But it's the same artist as the one where Zarya explodes a watermelon with her legs. Name's Orangekissess. Does mostly draws of girls with that muscular body type.
>>339760479
Kill yourself grandad, I name all my images image.jpeg just to piss you off
>>339756000
I always hear "PAIN ESTABLISHED"
>>339767064
You dont even know what it's referencing, do you?
>>339768020
Helden sterben nicht
>>339767064
It's a reference to this
>>339767729
It's social commentary about how the increase of Muslims in England is pushing the gay population into Irish territory
>>339759981
It is always cold in Siberia...
>>339746458
Because they like how it looks. I also like dyed hair and piercings and tats, I am sorry it offends /v/'s moral crusaders
>>339759981
I want Zarya to squeeze all the semen out of my dick with her pussy.
>>339756000
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE
>>339768095
I dont hear an H or a C.
>tfw you're pretty good as Zarya but still don't get the beam
I can build charge, clutch shield and hit the AoE balls all day long, but the laser is so fucking weird when it comes to hitting moving targets, it's like its not constant on a target.
Like the beam will be ON a person I don't get the hitreg. It's worse with smaller models like Tracer and Genji.probably a tickrate thing
>>339741072
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOLBERONE
>>339768309
>>339768361
TOBLERONE?
>>339741951
she pretty much looks like one of my exes here.
Yes I regret every decision I have made in my life
>>339768343
I've noticed this with a lot of weapons, actually. Enemies' health bars don't seem to tick down until after I've stopped shooting.
>>339756983
That's how I feel about Junkrat. I won't touch him with his terrible default appearance
>>339766650
Genjis shoulder contains a rare pepe
![Cizv4E-XAAA1F4t[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bfbNN5o.jpg "Cizv4E-XAAA1F4t[1].jpg")
>ALLAH RAINS FROM ABOVE
Really?
>>339761949
>Gf that was poly
Well then she wasn't your gf now was she dude
>>339767513
No its HAMMER DOWN but it sounds like that
>>339745375
No wonder that fat cunt is so miserable.
>>339766650
EUGENE OKAY OKAY
>>339768419
Why is Isaac ripping lightning's spine in half?
>>339769021
>EUGENE YOU OKAY?
>Reed, you go walk and take the vocaroo.
What is Hanzo even trying to say? Is he retarded?
Which Overwatch girl would be the least likely to cuck you?
Best misheard ult coming through:
Justice rains from above.Because she never gets to completely say it.
>>339769267
He's saying Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau.
It's Moonspeak for "Play of the game incoming"
>>339769267
It's
>YUKA WAKA TIKI MIKA LIKA HO MIKA JANNY HO!
>>339769329
Widowmaker.
You can't be cucked if she kills you before sleeping with someone else.
>>339766847
The worst feeling.
>NERF THIS
>Worst ult in the game
What did she mean by this?
>>339769574
It actually was nerfed since the beta, so at least they're listening.
>>339741951
I'd totally fuck a chick like this, but Zarya looks like a terrible bulldyke trying to do this look
>>339769267
Ryuu = dragon
ga = direct object particle
waga = old fashioned way of saying "I"
teki = enemy
wo = particle before verb
kurau = consumes
The dragon consumes my enemies. Hence "The Dragon consumes you" in english.
>>339769706
Oh, so that's why she's the worst in the game. She got the blizz nerf treatment
JUST THIS REIGNS FROM A DOVE
>>339768480
Wait what. What's so bad about default Rubbish Rodent? Not a fan of Mad Max?
>>339767460
>she speaks german like a german
should have used the German voice acting desu
in the German dub she clearly speaks Swiss
>>339759787
>>339759787
>not liking dukes
But anon there are so many good dukes. Duke of Wellington, Duke of Cambridge, Duke Nukem, Reid Duke
Just so many
>>339769931
Not a fan of terrible Dreamworks/early 90's Nickelodeon character designs
>>339770020
Reid Duke is a faggot
>>339753482
>>339770020
the Duke of Bedford is a real bro, honestly
>>339767460
Probably because her VA is German
>>339770114
Hoogland pls go
>>339769329
D.Va is guaranteed to cuck you as soon as someone with more status and money comes around
Widowmaker's job is to steal husbands and make widows.
Mercy has given photographic evidence of cucking tendencies
Mei is fat and thus drawn to black cock
Pharah is a strong independent woman who would cuck you to assert dominance if you pissed her off even though she doesn't really want to
Tracer would cuck you with another girl
Zarya would just use your boypussy as an onahole and discard you
Symmettra would poo in loo
>>339770020
Let's not forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Uht69h8Is
>>339767006
she would be 10/10 wife if she did not have tats
>>339767842
>used to fuck a girl like this
>met up about 3 times
>fourth time she asks if we can be something more since she broke up with her boyfriend
>waitwut
>says she gets bored easily and that she was done with him
>mfw
>>339770348
Tracer would cuck you period. Of all OW characters, Tracer seems the most likely to cuck you.
She just really strikes me as the type of girl who likes to humiliate guys in bed and make fun of them.
>>339770028
Maybe as an Australian I'm just not seeing this. I suppose the constantly burning hair is a bit lolwacky but other than that and the fact that keeping explosives strapped to your chest is retarded (although for good reason when it comes to Trash Mouse) he just seems like a regular post apocalyptic Australian
>>339768521
JUST PISS RAINS FROM A DOVE
>>339767603
>not liking everything but her hair
>>339770348
>this entire post
>>339770348
>339770348
Mercy cucking me is my fetish
>>339770348
>Implying in the future of OW, every character doesn't shit in a designated shitting street
Was the whole point of Vishkar and hard light technology, to effortlessly build a designated shitting street in every city
>>339764371
Reap tight, rapper.
>>339770458
He was way too wacky silly comic relief character to me, to the point of being forced. His legendaries improve his design more than any other character, really. I can stand Zaryas pink hair, I cannot stand Junkrat.
>>339764953
>Maybe I shouldn't have tried to kill Morrison
>>339770592
Symettra's turrets are actually advanced no-flush toilets that vaporize the poo.
That's why they are so shitty.
>tfw you open the wrong legendary for the character you wanted a legendary for
>>339770570
I want to kiss Mercy after she's done sucking cocks and drink the cum in her mouth.
>>339770780
>shitty
>will melt a squishy if you have 3 of them in a cheeky place
>>339770780
Symmetras turrets are very effective, you just have to be good to be effective with her, and they don't serve the same purpouse as Toblerone sentrys
I tend to use them to turn popular "back alley" ways that flanking characters use, into designated dying streets
>>339770821
Sure, sounds about right.
>>339770859
I wanna eat the cum out of her pussy after she gets blacked by a bunch of alpha males :3
>>339770901
And god help you if she put 6 in a single room
>be Tracer
>run into Symmetra turret room
>vaporized in a nano second
>It's Five Jews
What did he mean by this?
>>339767004
He's hispanic, but he's from L.A. you retard
>>339762840
I OORD AARD OOD THAT
>>339770348
>Symmettra would poo in loo
No. No she would not.
>>339756518
She really grew on me. I like everything about her but the neck up.
>>339771000
I wanna do that but with Tracer while she taunts me and calls me a wanker
>>339770348
>poo in loo
I don't know why this meme suddenly got so popular
>>339745375
>Just as I get to fuck other people
Who the hell would fuck that fat cunt?
>>339746458
>why dress differently if not to rebel against something
Do you see how retarded this form of logic is?
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOPLESS STEAL
What does she mean by this
>>339771203
because it triggers a billion niggers who dont poo in loo
>>339767502
>JUSTICE, RAINS FROM ABO-AAUUGHHH
>>339746684
So are people just aren't allowed to enjoy things if they're not considered normal? Why are you people so fucking uptight
>>339771203
It's 4chan taking something retarded and driving it so deep into the ground it emerges from the other side of the planet, just like it's been doing ever since it was first created. And it's hilarious because we rage and laugh and mock other sites for doing the exact same thing, and we'll also steal their memes and use them twice as hard.
>>339771383
It really doesn't.
>>339771383
>Indians = Africans
Are all Americans this mind-bogglingly stupid? How the hell are you a world power with such ignorant citizens?
>>339741072
>That jaw
Remove the tits and dye the hair brown and you have a conventionally attractive white male.
>>339768521
>not reigns
>>339771725
>implying this hard
>Lets drop the meat!
What did he mean by this
>>339767334
>tracer with glasses
What is this feeling?
>>339741072
>Get Siberian Front Zarya
>She's now one of the best designed characters in Overwatch.
Thank fucking god I got lucky with loot boxes.
>>339762840
my friend thought he said "REMAIN CALM" for the first few days, now I can't stop laughing every time I hear that shit.
>>339770359
>liking flat chicks
>>339772592
I literally never would've touched Zarya if I didn't get this skin.
>>339772719
he said tats as in tattoos
>>339770821
>dat boi lucio
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>339762840
>that fantastic yellow ass you see in every Toblerone thumbnail
THICC
>>339772507
>tracer with glasses
>>339741072
>shoot her just as she ults
UG-UUUU
