The life of a healer is a tough one
>>339453475
Damn you, overwatch is not suppose to have FEELS.
blablabla heal sluts dicks fat cocks bully them get bullied sissy girlbois and manly tank abusers etc etc
Fuck man. You dont make Mercy cry like that
>>339453475
Best ships are:
Mercy x Pharah
Tracer x Widowmaker
Mei x Reinhardt
D.Va x Zarya
>Mercy didn't age
Nanomachines.
>>339453676
longer hair
>>339453676
McCree didn't age either.
>>339453475
Who the fuck wrote that
>>339453475
76 had a hard life.
>>339453653
>No meiXd va
What is wrong with you, nigga?
I want to see Mercy's pootie tang obliterated by Reinhardt's reinhardt.
>I'm a medic I have the right to frist treat the patient choice
>First, checked other people than me
>frist treat the patient choice
What the fuck am I reading
>>339453475
Why is 76 so old ? Hes a clone or something ?
>>339453475
>shitty typesetting
>shitty english
DELETE THIS
>>339453801
Clearly the artist is not a native English speaker.
5
>>339453801
>>339453804
non-native english speaker trying to write english
>>339453653
>>>339453475 (OP)
>Mei x Reinhardt
>D.Va x Zarya
Why?
>>339453653
>I want tumblr to leave
>>339453732
ESL
>>339453787
>Not wanting to see her take Reinhardts currywurst
>>339453763
>unironically thinking D.Va would give fat chicks the time of day
She's a pop culture icon nigger some fatty beta isn't going to win her over.
>>339453819
Reaper trying to fuck up your shit will make that to you.
>>339453867
You have to go back
>>339453912
>cant stop wont stop
KEK
>First, checked other people than me
>I'm a medic I have the right to frist treat the patient choice
>>339453819
He's normal. Mercy just has weird nanomachine medical tech or something that makes her look younger than she is.
>>339453732
Cowboys are immortals.
>>339453653
I like to imagine Tracer and Widowmaker are in an "open relationship", but only Tracer really wants it and she cucks Widowmaker and fucks with all of the other girls on the side much to Widowmaker's chagrin
>>339453653
>Mei x Reinhardt
Good taste
>>339453867
>>339453867
What does being a non-native have to do with anything?
I mean, I'm not a native and I don't write down "first" as "frist".
I think this might just be a case of dyslexia.
>>339453929
Too late, anon, they already have loads of fanart, mostly from Japan.
>>339453475
That'd be super cute if not for the fucking jumble of words in the bubbles.
>>339454054
I like to imagine you being in a coffin
>>339453475
This ship would totally make sense if you add edgy beaner to the equation
>fuck the doctor, she ducked by my revival and now I'm a freaky skeleton ghost, and fuck you Morrison, it's Bros before hoes.
>>339454076
because non-native english speakers have fucking horrible english?
especially if it's not part of any curriculum in their country.
>>339453475
This makes me mad that Overwatch will never have a fully fleshed out story.
Fuck Blizzard.
>>339453653
>no Mei X Junkrat
>>339454140
>bros before hoes
>when Reaper tried to kill Morrison over a fucking promotion
Best ship right here
>>339453475
We're all soldiers now
>>339453653
That fanart of D.Va groping Mei has instilled their ship in my mind.
>>339454336
>>339454350
>>339454350
>>339454336
We're a hivemind anon
>>339454121
Go to bed, Ryan. Your dad is going to take away your Wii U if he catches you posting on 4chan again
>>339454350
>>339454336
Patrician taste
>>339454336
>>339454350
Didn't realize it until now but this is the best ship by far.
>>339453475
what a beautiful duwang
>>339453475
i actually started to tear up :(
>>339454140
He literally tried to kill 76 just because he was jealous if him being popular.
>>339453653
>no Mercy x Zarya
>>339454336
but that's not a yuri couple
Why was the other thread kill?
>>339454114
I'm not sure how necessary the text even is. Maybe just leave in Mercy's first lines but whatever.
>>339454467
*chew*
hey you old piece of shit stop dying
>>339454504
we're all soldiers now
>>339454514
Just fix the broken English.
>>339453475
>Third panel
>H-heroes never....
Either way, the second would work better with a broken visor on 76, nobody is supposed to know he's Jack.
>>339454589
we're all soldiers now
>>339453475
F E E L S
Post more like this, faggot.
>>339453676
Nanomachines, son.
>>339454618
I'll let somebody that has more typesetting experience than none at all do that if they want.
>>339453653
no
Best ship is MercyX76 with D.Va crushing hard on 76
Mercy x Reinhardt
Mei x Junkrat
Soldier 76 x Pharah's mom
D.Va x McCree
The only official couples so far
>>339454750
>Not Dva geting BLACKED by Lucio
>>339454514
>>339454618
Specifically:
Panel 1:
Mercy: You're always hurt...
76: I'm fine, Ziegler. Check the other people ahead of me.
Mercy: I'm a medic, I have the right to treat my patient of choice.
Panel 2: You're always...
>>339454750
>D.Va crushing hard on 76
I could dig it.
>>339454003
His hair went gray after Overwatch was kill
probably from stress
>>339454794
Lucio is obviously going to BLACK the Indian bitch.
>>339454838
reminds me of a porn i saw the other day
>>339454514
And change the stupid ass One Piece crying face mercy has in the second panel.
>>339454870
>Implying
Dva and Lucio ask for eachothers autograph
She's gonna raise her APM with him. African pole meat.
>>339453653
>Not Zarya x Mercy
>>339454750
Too be fair, everybody is crushing hard in 76. He is just too focused on the mission to care.
>>339454336
>>339454350
>>339454761
>junkrat and mei
Why? Do they even acknowledge each other ingame?
shipping is fucking cancer.
>not Zarya X Genji
>>339454965
We're all soldiers now
>>339454953
>>339454870
Isn't Lucio Brazilian?
>>339453475
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY ANIME FEELY THING YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING WEEABOOS
>>339453912
you do realise mercy is from swiss right?>using swearwords like a immigrant
>>339454336
Junkrat is pure you cunt don't fucking ruin him
Him and roadhog go on adventures and find treasure together and sleep in separate tents and they also commit felonies like best buds do
>>339454963
S T O P
>>339454994
Yes, a few lines.
Junkrat kinda awkwardly comments about being cold around her and she calls Junkrat a bully.
>>339455003
this. thread should be purged
>>339455003
>Overwatch is fucking cancer
ftfy
Reminder that any ship involving Mercy other than Mercy x 76 or Mercy x Reinhardt is trash
>>339454359
>>339454593
What did they mean by this?
>>339455019
A HUE can be black.
>>339454942
Crying faces are fine on women.
>Nobody ever appreciates Torbjorn
>Whenever he's mentioned it's just because of how shitty his Plays of the Game are
>>339454054
Tracer and widowmaker hate each other and your headcanon is nonsense
deal with it nerd
>>339455019
He's still a negroid
>>339455043
huh
so she is, for some reason I just assumed Sweden.
>>339455047
Oh? You want me to stop? Well too bad! I'm gonna post some moreZarya x Mei since that was the only Zarya x Mercy pic I had
>>339455020
u mad
>>339454825
>I'm a medic, I have the right to treat my patient of choice.
except that's wrong. the author of the original should google what triage is because no self respecting doctor or medic treats whoever they fucking feel like.
>>339455118
Torbjorn's swiftly approaching joke status considering his POTGs and maybe his response to Numbani and Nepal whenever he zones into them.
>>339455126
Nope, hates windowmaker and the latter doesn't give a shit.
>>339455009
>not GenjixHanzo
If you are going to go full retard at least do it right.
>>339454794
Lucio is too busy being pushed off ledges by Reinhardt to be in a relationship
>>339455118
After all the omnics are purged everyone will remember
Torbjorn was right
>>339455220
>his response to Numbani and Nepal whenever he zones into them.
What are they?
>>339455172
Zarya can't lift weights that heavy
this is fake
Lucio x Bastion
>>339455118
It's Torbjorn!
Jerking off while his turret kills my incredibly incompetent team.
>>339453653
>No Zarya x Mei
Ship all females with 76
Lucio, Zarya and Hanzo kill themselves
Everyone else is a nonfactor
>>339455118
Torbjorn is fucking baller
His comic is one of the better ones
>>339453653
neato i didn't know lesbians visited /v/
>>339455293
He fucking hates omnics
>>339455215
I was transliterating what the OP's original lines were.
Also it's pretty clear that mercy's probably at least slightly unhinged, what with what she did to reaper and genji
>tfw no sissy boy healers
Where are the mercy mains?
>>339455220
that and when he goes Super Saiyan if he falls off a ledge while on the radio. I couldn't stop fucking laughing when I heard this mid-game
https://a.pomf.cat/iqttnh.webm
>>339455215
I think it actually means she has the choice to treat the one she, from a professional point of view, considers needs more medical care in that moment.
>>339455118
Frig off, Ricky
>>339455215
When you can bring people back from the dead you can pick whoever you want to heal first.
>>339453475
This would have been rather powerful as far as tumblr comics go, but god damn that English. Could the creator not be fucked to run 3 sentences through Google Translate?
>>339453653
>no tracer x winston beastality
>>339455416
I know you were, that's why i specifically said the author of the original image.
>>339455019
Brazil is like half nigger. North brazil is basically africa. Maybe ~20% of brazilians are white rural farmers/southerners and the rest are browns halfbreeds.
>>339455443
google translate doesn't work that way
Zarya needs a real man. The only proper ship is Zarya xWinston.
>>339455293
I can't find the voice clips, but
Nepal
>It's like a culmination of a thousand of my worst nightmares.
Numbani
>No, no, NO, N, O, NO
He hates omnics.
>>339455398
I think it's the only one where they actually show blood, for once.
Why doesn't she just use her healing gun?
>>339455503
>What is hyperbole
>>339455479
you're not looking hard enough
>>339455568
She cannot heal scars and psychological damage.
>>339455513
The JunkHog one they fucking hang a guy in a time square like area and destroy a skyscraper
The Reinhardt one had a good excuse for not showing blood
>>339455428
>D.Va falling off a ledge sounds like a panicking monkey
>Reinhardt screaming his ass off
I don't know who had this in mind for when people fall off the map but I love it
>>339455624
I mean, you know they dead, but yeah.
>>339455594
That post was THE WORST example of a hyperbole I've EVER seen. EVER.
>>339453475
where the fuck is mercy's chin in the first panel
Although this appears to be bad translation over poor comprehension, why are so many capable artists incapable of basic garmmar and spelling?
Doesn't it hurt to release a quality piece of artwork you spent a considerable amount of time grafting over through blood sweat and semen and at the last moment you ruin it by failing to take ten seconds to check your spelling or get someone (god help you) to proofread it.
It'd be like me writing this convoluted and somewhat irrelevant complaint about the lost nuance of combing artistic and literary talents to respect their mutual value and cost to one another when either if found lacking and then not to get the seven at the end of this post I have called for, completely undermining what I assure you has been the work of seconds of minutes.
>>339453653
>Not Roadhog x Everyone by force
Cmon son
>>339454657
Oh I forgot the in between
>76 is gone
>Mercy just holding the cracked visor
>>339453653
You forgot the actual best one.
>>339455215
Maybe it should be modified to say like
"I'm a medic, I decide who needs treatment." or something where she's putting her foot down as a medic, not wanting to hear his shit.
>>339455715
>garmmar
>>339453653
>Mei x Reinhardt
Fuck off
Reinhardt x Torbjorn
>>339455479
It's Winston x Widowmaker
I give that bitch hot monkey dick EVERY GAME
what's up with like all of soldier's skins being shit?
that pre-order skin is pretty solid but it doesn't change his lines or anything because blizz is fucking lazy so it doesn't really fit
all his other skins are pretty shit and I'm really not a fan of the weird dirtbike jacket thing
Tell me about Roadhog
Why does he wear the mask and suck farts out of a jar?
>it's always zarya being the futa not mei
>>339455513
>He hates omnics.
Why wouldn't you. I mean, they're literally genocidal robots.
Glass Numbani, REMOVE ROBOT REMOVE ROBOT.
>>339453475
>Healing the character with the heal ability
reee
>>339455762
That's not a ship. That is just two bros being cheeky cunts and fucking shit up.
>>339455817
His commando and nigh ops are pretty alright but the stunt man ones are weak
>Hating on 76's sick jacket.
>>339455887
maybe she gave him the device because she was tired of his shit
>>339455804
>be french
>be a cuck
just like real life
>>339455915
Theyre the only ones who have even a 0.0001% chance of being an actual ship.
>>339455118
Don't forget he's Swedish so any time he's mention people just start spewing cuck memes.
>>339455479
>it's thrall and jaina all over again
METZEEEEEEEEEEN
>>339455791
What's the problem chumster you got some kind of issue with my archaic terminology for a delicious plant? Are you some kind of asshole who shits on my four?
>>339455797
>Reinhardt x Torbjorn
as beer bros maybe
>>339456053
but he gets to stare right at every female's ass
>>339454618
While I could fix the English to a better degree like >>339454825
I'll just keep it close to the original. 50 seconds in Paint.
>junkrat and tracer talk about bombs
>suddenly things get sexual
>tracer demonstrates her British superiority and removes junkrats peg leg
>junkrat gets pegged by his pegleg
>>339456010
Junkrat literally pays Roadhog to be his bodyguard
>>339456010
>Implying 76 couldn't lay the dick down on anybody he wanted.
>>339455927
those fit I guess but they're nothing special, heroes like Mcree have fucking excellent skins but soldiers are passable at best
>>339455962
it's pretty lame man
>>339453475
>Going from a beloved heroic icon to a vengeful vigilante loner
At least he has mexican lolis.
>>339455696
>t. English Major
Hey dude, i got a few poems i need analyzed, what's your hourly rate?
>>339453912
>jävla hora
anon...
>>339454838
Reminds me of Korean incest anon
>>339456080
Reinhardt would start shouting about demons and hit anyone who gives him sexual advances
>>339454493
>>339454994
>>339456167
Yeah, and they traveled together and hang out together and moved to the US together, which is more than you can say for anybody else.
>>339456203
I was using an example of hyperbole back, hun
>>339453475
If this weren't so badly worded, I might have actually cried.
>>339456180
>Body fucked up
>Lost his home
>Lost his team
>Framed for its destruction
>Everyone who knew him thinks he's dead
>Lost his best friend
Being 76 is suffering.
>that feel when Torbjorn only swings his hammer fast enough to keep his turret alive during his Ult
why the fuck is this dwarf so slow
>>339456273
This is even better when you think that Junkrat only talks to Mei for her coat
>>339456362
because hes not a fantasy dwarf but just a small degenerate human with autism
>>339456120
Remove that comma before the first.
>>339455479
Gorilla's have microdicks
>>339456080
Which leads to sloppy drunk sex of couse
>>339454336
>>339454350
I need this in my life.
>>339456437
Symetra is the one with possible autism
>>339456347
Hey, at least he can still beat up minorities
>>339453475
man, that makes him look way less fucked up than implied.
I feel like under his armor 76 would have like robot arms and legs, the organs of his chest cavity in ballistic, watertight sacks, and underneath hit mask he wouldn't look much better than Reaper.
>>339456494
It really is the little things in life.
Hey Mei, are you going into a cryogooogenic?
>>339455118
>Incredibly fake accent
>Literally a midget
>Swedecuck with a turret that does more than him
>>339456472
...Why? That just seems completely random.
>>339456506
Reaper is a botched fucked up revive done by Mercy fucking up.
>>339456347
At least he still has Mercy, I guess?
Soldier 76 is cute! CUTE!
>>339456506
He isn't that fucked up. What you're looking for is Gengi. Nigger barely has half a face thanks to his wolf pussy wearing brother.
>>339456203
Just because your mother sets an hourly fee doesn't mean everyone else works on a schedule set by the refractory and self-douching period. Everyone knows a literary postgrad will expect warm shelter and food in return for your letters read, your phonebox ads proofread and jazzed up with comic sans, and an interpretation of whether that death threat in iambic pentameter made out of newspaper cuttings is either avant garde or a mostly derivative work only noteworthy for tabloids slavering at the bit for a name to slapdash on the killer of your professional working mother having just up in the gutter with her innards outwards.
>>339456120
>>339455421
got anymore of these pics senpai?
for my fap folder
>he uses young genji/hanzo skins
>>339456362
Because he isTORBBORN!
>>339456595I can't be the only one here seeing Wojak, am I?
Would you wear it to attract heal slut cake?
>>339456506
>ballistic, watertight sacks
I can buy the whole prosthetic limb thing, but what the fuck does this mean? And why or how would he get this fucked up?
>>339454963
that mercy sex hair
>>339456720
Ouch...
>>339456745
i seen it
>>339453653
>Meinhardt
my favorite characters
Why is Tobjorn a dwarf
.
>>339456576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqksc8F-kEo
>>339456751
Wow I didn't know they did personalized numbered trashbags.
>>339456650
>draw generic anime girl
>give her the outfit of the person she gender swapped with
Wow how creative
>When a Junkrat kills a Roadhog he says "Guess we know who's really on top, do we?"
GAY
Always what?
>>339454342
Come on man, he had low blood sugar at the time.
>>339456913
Birth defects
>>339456595
So when is 76 going to buy boxes?
>>339456759
>what does that mean'
Basically a majority of his chest cavity is- actually, best to show how I sort of imagined 76 looking based on how I read his bio. You know, plus still having hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOhIJg4B7k
>>339456651
>>339456590
yeah, I guess I did sort of take it too far in my head.
>>339457006
Thats sad m8
>>339456996
Can mexicans actually get low blood sugar? I thought if you cut one open they're literally just those delicious cinnamonsugar stringed doughtnuts.
>>339456994
a soldier
we're all soldiers now
>>339453676
>brought back reaper as a probably literal ghost
>no pulse emote
>hasn't aged
she's a zombie
>>339457106
He is American
>>339457106
Oh man, now I wish Reapers mariachi skin had him explode into treats like a pinata when he gets killed.
>>339455104
That we're all soldiers now
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>339456362
They actually dramatically reduced hammer speed during beta because otherwise he kept turrets up indefinitely if you didn't kill him first or if you burst the turret hard enough to keep him from repairing it.
>>339456347
>Best friend is now a demonic Mexican ghost edgelord who wants to kill his former team because nobody paid enough attention to him
>>339456362
You know torb has a gun you can use right?
>>339454994
>Brr, I get cold just lookin' at ya...
>Then you should look somewhere else!
and Mei also says
>You're just a no-good bully. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?
I'm honestly curious if they have any history
>>339457106
Common misconception, we actually bleed Horchata
>>339457232
We can all dream for mariachi music replacing his ult sounds and for his mask to be a sugar skull anon, maybe it will come true!
>>339457218
The wall isn't built in the overwatch timeline so basically American is a synonym for Mexican. But actually it was just a joke. Not a good one though mind you, but they can't all be zingers.
>>339457357
i'm now imagining Reaper's definition of "nobody paid enough attention" was not commenting on his lame, shared joke facebook posts.
>>339457380
PROTECT MY TURRET
>>339457389
Mei is probably gonna be the second person to find out what Junkrat's secret treasure is.
anyone got a screencap of that post the other day about the mexican version of Reaper ulting
>>339457403
We also shit churros
>>339457201
>She's Dr.Frankenstein
ftfy
>Mercy has three arms
>>339457357
>>339457464
>nobody goes to Reapers birthday party
>>339457464
I would find it better if the only one to ever comment on them was Winston saying "ha"
>>339456952
>Draw generic character
>Give him a new, recognizable outfit
>New character
Wow how creative.
>>339457403
So basically your biggest threat is Californian almond vampires? Goddamn be careful out there good buddy. Don't let them activate you.
Pharah x Mercy are the best Overwatch couple.
>>339453475
someone fix the text, it's making it hard to feel
>>339456453
I don't like that parsing but sure that MIGHT be grammatically correct. From 76, it sounds more like a direct order than a soft order by suggesting priority, that way. From Mercy, it sounds less intentionally mimicked (and therefore, less intelligently berated) that way.
But fine, here.
>>339456302
This comic sucked
>>339455393
>yfw 76 has a harem but he's too dense to notice
>>339457357
>McCree tells Reaper that it's stupid for him to just throw away shotguns and shit
>Winston tells reaper that children probably wouldn't be afraid of him
>if Reaper is in view of Mercy's ult he'll say "You can't be serious."
Reaper is kind of hilarious
>>339457605
sleep tight pizza
>>339457464
>Be Reyes
>Post hilarious video of Blackwatch clearing out some Mexican factories
>Not one comment
>Fucking Morrison posts a shitty picture of him and Mercy rescuing an orphan
>Over 76 fucking comments
>AND FUCK YOU WINSTON STOP SHOWING EVERYONE MY PALGUE DOCTOR COSTUME RENAISSANCE FAIRS AREN'T FOR NERDS LIKE YOU FUCK YOU
Playing tank is suffering
>Stand in front of teammates
>Usually they dick around or even run in front of my shield anyway
>Even when I am shielding they're still too scared to fire at turrets or Bastions, or they'll fail to kill anyone flanking us even if it's 2v1
>Want to switch to offense or situational counterpicks but nobody else will go tank so they'll just continue to die 1 by 1 even if I do take care of the bastion or sniper or whatever
>>339457464
>I'm performing an experiment, if you are an overwatch agent and like me, make sure to like this post, share it on public, and post your current location, then I know who are my true friends!
If it had worked he wouldn't have had to invaded the moon to beat up beast from X-men.
>>339457724
He'd make a perfect anime MC, hell, he can be like that unlikeable dence cunt Raku from Nisekoi.
>>339456720
heh
>>339457695
This image is actually pretty nice. Nobody else knows of Soldier 76's actual identity so that seems like a plausible situation for Mercy to find out.
