As a person who mainly plays tanky characters. I thank you Mercy/Lucio for healing and buffing me. Especially Mercy.
>Getting hit in the first place
Fucking kids get out my game
>>339128327
>tfw no hardcore basketball game with slam dunk AoE effects and crossing dodges
>>339128972
>>339127462
I'll thank you with my cum you stupid healslut
>>339129218
Did you read my post? I tank.
I've got you in myheart
>>339127462
I want to worship Mercy!
>>339129285
I'll thank you with my cum you stupid tankslut.
>>339129503
I want to worshipZarya's armpits!
>you will never fill Mercy´s giant uterus with your seed.
>no seriously, even if you cum inside her, her uterus is just too big, havent you see the buldge she has?
>she dont look prego, that uterus is probably capable of holding more than 10 babies when it stretch and still will not be crowded at all.
>>339129586
>implying Rein won't pin you down after his charge and take your dps boipucci as his own
>implying he won't stuff his precision German engineered cock down your throat
>>339129747
Nah,that's just a belly bulge from the Deutsche lager
>post in 2 healslut threads
>still no buff tank to bully me while i heal him
life is suffering
do i really have to post my nudes before i get attention?
>>339129975
I'll bully you if you give me your battlenet ID
>>339130048
I play on my friend'sBadblade#2154
>>339129975
Post your peenus weenus.
>want to be a healslut
>don't know if I can run the game
>don't know if it's fun
>can barely afford it
>Healsluts
>Not healdoms
Fucking degenerate shits.
>>339130482
Go on, can I run it. Or something, check the minimum requirements.
>>339130417
https://imgur.com/a/64yws
>>339130319
Check the requests ;^)
>>339130665
Found it in the archives
>>339127462
>when your teammates never check on you
>>339127462
So is she real or just a simulacrum made by nanomachines?
>>339130763
wow its almost like i've posted before!
http://catbox.moe/rbzp57.jpg
>>339131049
So you are a slut
>>339131078
it's called eager, anon.
>>339131008
What?
>>339127462
Fixed.
>teammates never protect and YOLO into stupid shit non-stop
>teammates spam they need healing
>>339130569
Forever blame mmos for spreading that.
>>339131249
>he doesn't like beauty marks
Shame
>>339127462
Red crescent skin when?
>>339131008
No she's real, her wings and suit are just a mechanical get-up.
Reaper is the nanomachine one you're thinking of, though as far as I know his deal is just that his cells are all weird and deteriorate/regenerate constantly for whatever reason.
Not sure why but around here that became "nanomachines" but then again maybe I missed some lore or comic that goes into further detail.
Who /tank/ here
I mostly play Reinhardt or Winston, I'll play other roles if needed but they're my favorites and best
>tfw your friends tell you to keep picking Rein because you're their best tank
>tfw getting tons of PotGs as Rein
>>339130482
I can run it on my integrated graphics thats an intel 4600
>>339131543
Me
>tfw it's a rein v rein episode
Why are those the best? And
>tfw you btfo the enemy rein everytime you see him.
>>339131448
Remove roach
>>339127462
>50% of team damage healed
>not 1 rec
>>339131478
She actually is associated with nanomachines in the lore it's part of her staff if I'm not misremembering. I don't think anyone thinks Not Important is a mass of nanomachines. He's more like deadpool only instead of being a mutant it was caused by Mercy's nanomachiens and some other stuff. Well 'nanobiology' defaulted to just assuming it's nanomachines.
>>339131612
>Charge into enemy Rein, smack him, pop ult on him and his Zenyatta and mercy friends, throw a fire strike down through all three, then finish them off
>Enemy Rein is hesitant to approach me for the rest of the match
>Got PotG for it too
I love tank vs tank fights
>>339130482
The only thing I've touched in my PC since like 2009 or 8 or so is replacing the graphics card and I can run it reasonably well on lowest settings.
Unless your machine is somehow infinitely more terrible/old than mine I don't see why it wouldn't work.
>>339131448
Red crescent burqa model will be a promotional item for the official release in middle east.
>>339131672
>50% team damage healed
>Very few deaths on our side. Keep everyone alive and healthy
>Use Ult to revive 4 members and the revived members manage to push off enemy off point and end the Overtime
>Not a single fucking acknowledgement
>Game didn't even give me PLAY OF THE GAME
>MFW
It's a thankless job
>>339131679
Man I'm not info waifuism and all that but if I could find a woman who's at mercy's age with her looks and temperament I would put a ring on her faster than I could impregnate her
>>339131692
>tfw 2 Reins charge into each other
>>339130569
> tfw no healdom to breastfeed me and let me to suck hercockwhile she promises that she will always protects me and never leaves me aside
>>339131909
She looks like that from NANOMACHINES I bet.
>>339131697
>Play through MGSV through to completion on my PC.
>Overwatch crashes on startup and refuses to start.
I'm glad I found that out in the beta and not after buying the game, but it still sucks.
Non-support playing shitters please go
>>339131997
DANKE HER FRAULEIN
>>339132327
>HER
I don't know if you mean
>sehr
or
>Frau
>>339131703
>burqa model
Lel
Jokes aside Ottoman Red Crescent Officer or Zuoave uniform would be nice
>>339132412
autocorrect is a bitch
waka waka
>>339132320
I think I fell in love with Mercy
Call me crazy, but if you need to be thanked to enjoy playing a video game, you probably shouldn't be playing it. It's supposed to be fun on its own and not a validation simulator.
>>339131679
Think Blizzard going to relate her with tf2 medic somehow?
>mercenary mad doctor invented this Tecnology during 1960s for assisting the mass killings
> however i will use his technology to bring mercy and justice
> but sometimes i ask myself; am i becoming like him
> shadowy figure of tf2 medic appears on behind of mercy
>"do you know how i lost my medical license?"
>tfw you'll never get hogd
![001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CedgEhH.jpg "001[1].jpg")
>>339127462
Oh, this thread wasn't for me
>>339131997
>her
>cock
/b/ go home
>>339133127
That's scary to think of my waifu like that.
>tfw she wants to corrupt everyone to be a slave bot or a super mutant ghost
>she will mind control them when the time is right to overthrow the governments
>ushers in her age
https://youtu.be/x_artPecEaM
This is why germanics and celts ate evil
>>339133127
This is some deviant art story telling
>>339133127
I don't know about something that direct but I could see a nod if they ever expand on her uni days or something. The thing with Mercy and 'applied nanobiology' is that she's one of the top people in the field and is responsible for a breakthrough that led to catching Overwatch's interest. Now it could just be that she discovered a method to quickly administer them or how to use them in a more practical and demanding environment but we just don't know what exactly it was.
They could eventually give her a voice line like Pharah's where it makes a reference to something common in tf2
>>339133379
She's Swiss though.
>>339133379
Are*
Also, wrong link
https://youtu.be/WnE7gckfr58
I never understood 'support' as a role.
Like, why? What kinda cucked individual wants to spend the whole game spamming heal instead of having actual fun shooting other people in a face?
I do thank my healers, but out of pity, not gratitude
>>339133526
I bet she's swiss German, they're all the same. And are you Italian? Cause I'm asking for the sauce please.
>>339133678
She does speak swiss german or whatever so most likely.
Now I want you to look at the face. Does it look familiar? Similar to this one? Almost like it's the same? lm
>>339133616
Supports are a force multiplier. You play for the feeling of "I am responsible for their achievement. They would be nothing without me."
I play tanks though.
>>339133803
I've seen this art style before. But I can't for life of me remember the artist.
>>339130948
>Anubis
>Attac-
no
>>339133914
art style: erotic manga doujin
artist: mitsubishi samurai mcchinkytits
>>339133990
Meanie, but I believe that is enough to give me a lead.
>>339133386
Overwatch's story is deviant tier though
>>339133871
>You play for the feeling of "I am responsible for their achievement"
thats literally a cuck mentality. Why not go achieve the thing yourself?
>>339133914
Think man, the guy loves legos.
>>339134228
To me, it isn't that mentality. I hate infidelity, cucking, cheating, open relationships. It's like a father, mother complex to me.
>>339133949
It's possible. But people love standing in front of Bastion and not fire at all.
>>339134228
>I am responsible for their achievement
Then it's literally your achievement.
>>339134357
>I prep the bull and provide for my wife's son
>I'm the real reason she's happy
>p-please keep it down Tyrone
>>339134309
Where do I find the new Legoman sketches?
>>339127462
Why? Play the fucking game properly and shut the fuck up. You're not a special snowflake.
>>339134439
Porn sites
I want to impregnate Mercy.
She doesn't look 37 so she's clearly either a succubus or immortal
>>339127462
I thank my sister for teaching me a little about how a healer works.
She was our designated healer in many MMOs, she enjoyed working with people, and supporting others while they fought.
I'm less fond of the healer role, but I functioned better as a status inducer, and supporting Mage.
She would heal and buff allies, I would debilitate and harm our enemies.
She saved me many times, and I grew more insightful about how to help healers when things got hairy.
I miss fighting with her.
>>339134702
is she single?
>Dont enjoying supporting much but want to help the team
>most played character is lucio even though I don't like him much
>run into someone who is level 45 and will only play widowmaker on any map attacking or defending
>Check their profile
>10 hours as widowmaker
>7 hours as hanzo
>5 hours as McCree
>18 minutes as lucio
>no time as mercy
These people need to be stopped
>>339131307
>tfw giantess fag
muh dik
>>339133526
>>339133678
>>339133803
I wanna hear her speak Swiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-UfPCubsE
>>339135105
it sounds like hungarian tries to speak german
>>339135072
>tfw Lucio's your highest
>don't even like him
Kill me fampaitachi.
>>339135074
She'd crush you like the ant you are with her staff.
>>339133379
>implying her ultimate goal isn'tuniting all germanics under one banner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg
>>339136162
Is that her masterplan? What else does it involve?
>>339135476
Holy shit, my fucking sides
I love reading about military blunders
>>339135594
But Lucio likes you
>>339136367
Unfortunately I don't like him that much. Gimme your fucking altered beast skins Lucio.
>>339136625
>mfw love playing mercy, but Lucio is more useful
It hurts
>>339129634
Are they HAIRY?
>>339136772
Mercy is more useful, the only time Lucio is better is on koth maps.
Mercy requires actual thinking though.
>>339136772
Someday we'll find friends/people that love playing as Lucio so we can be the supports we're better with.
>>339136339
then read about siege of malta and second siege of vienna
>in malta ottomans achieved breakthrough and momentum but decide to retreat, leaving behind the wounded
>knights simply slaughter them
>in vienna grand vizier pissed off crimean vassal forces and made them leave who were playing crucial role covering the flanks
>Ottoman forces got flanked while by polish hussars while assaulting to walls
>>339136887
Lucio is amazing on escort payloads though. His speed boost speeds up the payload.
>>339136772
same here mang
at least her pea shooter kinda useful for area denial and corridor shooting
>>339136979
I've killed so many genjis, tracers, other Mercys, and Non mech D.Vas with it.
>>339136940
He's good for a push now and then but Mercy is great all the time. When you're attacking it's a lot harder for the defenders to flank and pester you which means you can constantly use your revive to keep the pressure on and never let off the gas.
If your teammates won't pick any tanks then yeah you probably have to go lucio, or you can just leave the game because carrying people like that isn't fun most of the time.
>>339136979
for the life of me i cant figure out whos supposed to be dead there
or is it just she beat the shit out of an attackeris it from a movie or someshit?
>>339137041
I just use him more than my favorite which is Mercy due to the fact that in not an obvious slow running wetpaper sack with big bright wings. I don't get targeted or headhunted when I'm Lucio.
>>339137161
Probably some attacker got up real close to her and she reacted by shoving her pistol in the dude's mouth or something. It looks more like her first kill.
Tracer is cute! CUTE!
>>339137907
What the fuck is that hideous thing in the bottom left
Get rid of it
Please
>love playing mercy
>zipping around the map keeping everyone completely healed
>damage boosting allies who are behind a reinhardt shield
>picking off stragglers with the underrated pistol
>rezzing every minute and a half and saving everyone treks back to the combat
>lucio still gets the healing gold medal
>>339137907
Tracer looks retarded! RETARDED!
>>339137907
tracers obnoxious fucking face makes this quite real
>>339138062
she is?
otherwise she wouldn't testing that chrono device with his jet
>>339127462
>half a dozen "thank your healers" threads
>everyone points out that healers are no more important than a DPS or Tank
>now it's "thank your competent healers"
Wew
>>339137907
>tumblr noses
>>339131249
I clicked on it expecting a bulge and was disappointed by your unnecessary edit.
>>339138557
>expecting a bulge
for what purposes anon?
>>339138532
Nigga that's not a tumblr nose.
>>339127462
>will never try out symmetra or mercy because of 4chan's poo in loo/healslut memes
i fucking hate this place
>>339139432
I fucking hate symmetra's voice but in the right circumstances she's a fucking beast
>>339139432
How's it like being 12?
>>339139601
>>339139432
>>339139641
That skin's actually fairly good, I like it.
>>339127462
Mercy is so bad compared to Lucio.
Especially with shitty teammates, most are, who ignore the Reaper or Genji who dived behind your lines and is currently blasting a Mercy who can't heal herself in the face.
Her fly ability needs to be much quicker. As it is, she becomes a slow as shit sporting clay for everyone to pick off midair.
>>339138557
Same, very disappointed.
>>339139034
So she would be perfect
>>339136895
Is this a curse?
>play dirty bomb
>first choice support sparks is white blonde cutie
>feel a thousand times more effective with the nigger Aura
>play overwatch
>first choice support mercy is white blond cutie
>feel a thousand times more effective with the nigger lucio
I just want to be the best...not a nignog
>>339133678
Look up "Mercy overwatch" on gelbooru, that pic is there.
>>339139889
heh
what are you gonna do with her penis anon?be honest
>>339137161
I'll probably sound like an edgelord now, but I really never understood why it's supposed to be traumatizing (or a problem at all) to kill somebody. Human lives aren't worth anything.
>>339140991
Get my bi-hourly protein injections with it, duh.
I wish healsluts will fuck off back to wherever it is fags endure ERP sessions nowadays and let non-homos play support instead.
>>339141030
Yes you did.
>>339131249
>not liking beauty marks on tiddies
>not wanting to kiss it
You are the biggest faggot on this site right now
>implying i let any mercy fucking shits on the enemy team healslut their way to victory
>>339141103
>damaged skin is beauty
Nah kill yourself
>>339141030
I doubt you spent any time at all meditating on such a complex question.
>>339141323
How so?
>>339137907
Need more blueberry butt
>>339141342
>SFW
i hope theres another version because this is lackluster
>>339141290
>not liking little faults
>wanting absolutely perfect characters
You're the one who should kill himself desudon't worry tho I'll be right behind you
>>339141370
You were too casual in dismissing all the complex variables of that question by explaining it away as your lack of understanding.
If you spent time meditating on it you would have gained at least some measure of understanding on this difficult question.
>>339141049
>Get my bi-hourly protein injections with it, duh.
>>339141774
Stop nerdspeaking me, Gandhi.
>>339141817
If I was any hornier right now that pic would make me have at the double-daughter funtime doujin again
>Thanking someone for doing their job
"Thanks for the headshot, Widowmaker"
"Thanks for the DIE DIE DIE, Reaper"
"Thanks for the hot monkey dick, Winston"
>>339141893
Which one?
>>339141996
http://exhentai.org/g/731288/e6cc1f8340/
>>339142046
Bueno.
>>339141929
>thanks for the coffee
>thank you for my order
>thank you doctor for taking a look at my genital warts up close
>etc etc
People thank people for "just doing their jobs" a lot.
>>339141887
ok;-;
>>339142157
Saying "thanks" when you receive something is a formality and doesn't translate well into virtual space.
>>339131909
Same here
>tfw no sexy swiss doc to marry
I would make her pop up kids until her ovaries would die.
>>339142336
Right, its just manners.
I know we have no manners on this site but why not have it in a game.
>>339142379
Because at the end of the day, you are thanking someone for holding down their mouse buttons.
>>339142437
So?
People earn massive wages with that today.
Am I the only one who, out of habit, always throws a quick Thanks voice line whenever I do get healed? I very rarely type it out myself, but a quickmenu Thanks is surely in place every time a Medic/Mercy focus heals me back to full so that I can go back to fighting.
>>339131909
>>339142348
Are you just a bunch of old guys wanting children, or is it some pump and dump fetish thing?
Either way having a kid is pretty terrifying for me desu.
>>339133229
It was not. Besides, you guys get V>1 after ressing regularly.
>>339142490
Call me old-fashioned, but that doesn't sit well with me. (Not the wage part, I don't give a fuck if someone is silly enough to pay people to play videogames)
Thanking someone, for me, requires that person to have done something substantial and meaningful.
Not even a month this game has been out and the /v/ fanbase is already more cancerous than Tf2.
Game is great, but fuck off with your furaffinity tier autistic ERPing.
>>339142505
Characters already have a built in thank you. It would just seem redundant and awkward to say it again.
I only type in chat when it was a really close call and I would have died otherwise.
>>339142614
Nobody said kids are easy to handle but when your raise them right, spend time with them they'll be one of the best thing happening to you. Sure you won't sleep sometmies and they'll cause you some problem but they're worth it.
>>339142505
No.
Be honest, did you really think you were the only one who uses voice commands?
>>339142642
I find that odd, we throw it around IRL, but it has to be exceptional online?
I thank my team in any game if I had a good time.
And I'll thank my healer if he did a good job - because theres plenty of healers who don't do a good job.
It costs me nothing - but if I want to look at it in a selfserving way, said healer will probably be more inclined to focus on me again later.
>>339142505
I don't even know what the thanks button is.
>>339139601
How are you supposed to play Symmetra?
Only luck I've had is baiting people into a room with all my turrets
>>339142720
>built in thank you
Yeah I hear that sometimes, but it isn't the same thing at all. Hell it's actually the opposite, it feels really meh to only be thanked automatically rather than being thanked personally. I'd rather not be "thanked" at all when it's automated.
>>339142750
I never see anyone else using them.
>>339142772
Well you can bind all voicelines to any key you want, but otherwise it's to the left on the quickmenu.
>>339142761
We throw it around IRL because actions that we thank for have effect upon our lives.
>Thank the cashier for accepting your currency and giving you goods in return (actual, physical goods, in case you plan on arguing that receiving healing in a videogame is comparable to this)
>Thank the barber for cutting your hair, making you look better and feeling fresher
>Thank movers who hauled heavy stuff to the thirteenth floor for you, saving you a lot of physical effort
>>339142948
>thanking pharah for cucking you and stealing mercy
>>339142948
So playing a game for hours and hours and hours is just "not part of your life"?
In any case, you have my answer in the post you replied to.
Vidya is part of my life, and if thanking my healer can possibly improve my situation in it, then why not.
They may not be doing you a favor by healing you - but they could just go and heal/boost that fucking bastion all game too.
Its a minor thing, but it can have an effect on your "life".
Its hard to tell if this stance of "not thanking" is coming just because some retard is spamming these threads and people had enough - or if /v/ is very simply against being civil on the internet because thats just too not-4chan.
>>339143061
>Implying you had a chance to begin with
>never played a healer except for medic in tf2
>join game in OW, no one in my team has picked support
>ffffffuuuuuuccccck well I don't want to lose
>suck in my pride and pick mercy
>shits kinda lame at first, but at least she looks pretty
>makes me feel a little pretty by proxy
>tank tells me good job keep it up when I rez'd 3 people at once
>instantly stammered t-thank you!
>became lost in the hypnotic sounds of Mercy's heels clacking on the ground
N-no, not like this. I'm a big, burly t-tank!
>>339143925Sure anon, you are a big burly tank in heels
>>339143925
Well yeah your pretty pathetic falling for a tank. Now being protected by a dps that's marriage material.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>339143925
/v/'s gay agenda claims another victim
>>339144156
S-shut up! They make me feel cute! Is that so wrong?
>>339144391
>Needing heels to feel cute
You are weak. Real men don't need heels to be cute.
>>339143925
>Mercy's heels clacking on the ground
This shit gets me so hard when i run as her and hear those heels.
>>339144518
B-baka! I'm not trying to be cute for you! Only m-myself
>>339144283
Wrong
Scorpio here and I love tanking
>>339144383
There's an agenda? Should I be worried? I love mywife
>>339142614
caring christmas cake + impregnating the nurse fetish for me
Why are so many dds so shit? They fail to protect my healer butt from fags from behind.
>>339144945
It's more the thought of Mercy having to still heal on the battlefield while pregnant that gets me rock hard.
>her back and feet ache all the time from carrying twins, but still has to run around
>can't glide because she is too heavy
>can't get fitted armor. Her gut just sticks out for everyone to see
>>339144858
>I love my wife
Cool, now you just need to love her dick
>>339145012
>protecting healers
Excuse me.
A Tracer just ran into a side corridor. I'm going to go chase her instead.
Only good things can happen as a result.
>>339142614
I'm 24, but I've never been the 'live your life while you're young/do crazy, adventurous things', so the whole settling down thing and having children feels like the natural next step in my life.
I'm not saying I want kids right now (want to have my finances, etc. a bit more in order), but I wouldn't be opposed to having one in a couple of years.It doesn't help I have a thing for older womanand homely/caring womanand impregnation
>Mercy will never locked her legs around and force you to cum inside of her.
>She will never assure you that you'll be a great father, as she falls asleep on your chest
>>339145349
What do you think about nursing handjobs?
>>339127462
>Play reinhardt
>Shield up
>Mercy healing me
FUCK YOU
![N24ENLd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EkRFLFp.jpg "N24ENLd[1].jpg")
>>339143925
>tfw same thing happening for me
except i want to get caressed and breastfed byfutaMercy while she whispers "Good Boy, Good Boy"
>>339145012
>playing a healer who needs protecting
>>339145349
She's just taking a young healthy man in the prime of his life as the best specimen for her babies.
I bet mercy will want at least 4.
Why are healers so entitled? All three roles are needed. The healer should be thankful the other two are there. Without a tank the whole group dies. Without a healer the whole group dies. Without damage dealers the fight drags on, the boss enrages, then the whole group dies. None of them need to thank the others for doing their fucking job. If nobody plays their role nobody gets any loot.
>>339145448
Not him but getting hand jobs in place of sex is a huge fetish of mine as a femdom thing.Especially if they call me little boy
>>339145541she has better milk in her dick
>Play Healer
>No one goes for the objectives
>All the 420 yoloplayers try to get sick plays by flank on the other side of the map.
>Just me and Rineheart, standing on the payload. Lonely.
Remove healers, give everyone self heals
>>339145215
B-but she d-doesn't have one
>>339145687
Laugh it up. The only reason Lucio causes issues for enemy teams is that he's got sanic speed.
>>339145903
Then find one that does
>>339139641
I want dat skin
>>339146094
No! I love her even without one!
>>339145691
I can give her much more than this.
Why play Mercy when you can play Lucio who is much better?
>Going to capture point
>Speed boost
>AW LETS BREAK IT DOWN
>Nullify any ults the enemy throws at you
>Be an annoying prick and knock people around
>AW THIS IS MY JAM
>Heal entire team
>Find a pillar to skate around for the rest of the match, contesting the point and supporting your entire team from a spot that makes him difficult to kill
Plus he's got a sweet techno frog skin
>>339146268
He doesn't have a tits and a heavy boner conducting swiss accent.
>>339146203
That fupa is designed to carry at least 8. Plus she's a healer, she won't have any problems during the pregnancy. You can knock her up with as many as you want and never have to worry about complications.
She just wants to give in to her natural instinct of non stop breeding. You can provide that, no?
>>339145829
i knowthats the main course
>>339146407
The question is how are we going to drive around all those children?A school bus can only fit so many
Conflicted on which Mercy skin to try and buy. Leaning towards this or devil. What's your favourite for her?
>>339147537
That's for you to figure out. Its part of the deal for having the privilege of being her specimen: you have to provide for her and all her children while she lays on her back and pumps out babies for eternity.
With her healing powers she can keep you both young forever.
>Lucio
>Brazilian
>Ice hockey skin
y tho
>>339148016
The Valkyrie skin and its recolour are objectively the best
>>339148016
>Should I go for the awesome Valkyrie skin or the "I'm not like the other girls" devil skin.
Valkyrie, don't be a fag.
>>339148016
valkyrie and devil are both good, can't go wrong with either imo.
>>339148016
Valkyrie for Ultimate Groß Germanic Unification Plans
>>339148117
>Pharah
>Egyptian
>Native American skin
because why not
>>339148930
>no mamluk skin
>>339148117
Because he has skates on, and in both rollerblading and hockey they are called skates.
>>339148930
>no airplane skin
>you can't be a suicide bomber
>>339130482
Have you tried not being a poorfag?
>>339129374
I want this mug when I get 50+
>>339149479
well you have security chief skin which is arab socialist/ba'athist tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4GvlU3xQKM
>>339148016
I was gonna save up for Valk, but then this happened.
>fucking mercy
>the worst healer
HA HA HA HA HA
>>339133365
>hasn't caught on to /v/'s futa memes
New as fuck
>tfw playing mei mostly
>actually getting tears in game chatit's amazing that no one knows how to counter her yet despite me knowing exactly how to deal with her
>>339127462
>healr
She's shit at healing. Her job is post-ult rezzer
>>339144283
Pretty true, i'm born in July and love support/ healer
>>339144283
scorpio here and Ill do anything but healing
>>339146407
>tfw no Angel waifu addicted to your semen.
I just want homely wife who would want to have a school bus full of kids.
>>339149842
>demonfags
>>339150171
Born in july as well, but ranged DPS is my jam
With tank and healer typically last and third place depending on the game
>do really well
>literally the only person on the point the entire round
>ult, wipe the enemy team, push it the last few feet and win
>>>>>>>>>>all the votes at the end go to the Mercy who basically just sat on the shitty Widowmaker the whole round
Every SINGLE round this bullshit happens. Support ALWAYS gets votes, even when they did a shit job. Even if someone else was solely responsible for winning the round. The healer takes votes away from the people who earn them and deny them the bonus XP just by existing.
I used to be one of those "you should thank your healer" people, but not after this.
>>339150268
>tfw no futa Angel waifu addicted to your semen and frottage.*
FTFY
>>339150076
>ZA ICEO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsgd-IQS8JY
>>339135754
>implying she wouldn't cradle you gently in her hand and nurse you back to full health
Gentle GTS is best GTS
>>339144283
>tfw Leo
>tfw healer
this chart is such a bullshit
>>339148930
>Zenyatta
>Tibetan or some shit
>Egyptian skin
>Middle Eastern skin
>Lucio
>Brasilian
>Canadian skin
>Mercy
>Swiss
>Nordic skin
>Genji
>Japanese
>Middle Eastern skin
>>339131326
>>339141103
>haruhi fags revealed
>>339150607
>being a failure as a leo
>tfw no tank to pin me against a wall
>tfw he will never tease me and call me his little slut
>he will never grope me and make me beg him to fuck me
>he will never cum inside me after fucking me roughly>he will never cuddle me to sleep and hold me tightly
>>339150268
I'm sure mercy would love nothing more than to go live on a farm and pump out babies every 9 months until her ovaries inevitably run out of eggs and she gets super depressed.
>>339150841
i am failure at life
>>339150268
I think you mean homey, anon. Homely pretty much means "unattractive".
>>339150953
>implying she would ever run out eggs since her body regenerates all the time
>>339144283
>virgo
>best ranged DPS
your chart is SHIT
Is there anything wrong with playing as Widowmaker?
>>339151030
thanks anon, that's what i wanted to say.
>be Mercy
>stand just before the choke
>here comes a teammate
>doesn't see the Widow up there sniping me
>doesn't see the Reaper teleporting behind us
>doesn't see the tank stack stood ahead
>doesn't even appear to notice me or what my character does
>punches a straight line, alone, straight into enemy territory and dies instantly
>still le me being Mercy
>still just stood here waiting to entry push with my team and mop up these over-aggressive flankers
>here comes a teammate...
playing Mercy is an exercise in WANTING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
