Don't forget to thank your competent healers
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As a person who mainly plays tanky characters. I thank you Mercy/Lucio for healing and buffing me. Especially Mercy.
>Getting hit in the first place
Fucking kids get out my game
>>339128327
>tfw no hardcore basketball game with slam dunk AoE effects and crossing dodges
>>339128972
>>339127462
I'll thank you with my cum you stupid healslut
>>339129218
Did you read my post? I tank.
I've got you in myheart
>>339127462
I want to worship Mercy!
>>339129285
I'll thank you with my cum you stupid tankslut.
>>339129503
I want to worshipZarya's armpits!
>you will never fill Mercy´s giant uterus with your seed.
>no seriously, even if you cum inside her, her uterus is just too big, havent you see the buldge she has?
>she dont look prego, that uterus is probably capable of holding more than 10 babies when it stretch and still will not be crowded at all.
>>339129586
>implying Rein won't pin you down after his charge and take your dps boipucci as his own
>implying he won't stuff his precision German engineered cock down your throat
>>339129747
Nah,that's just a belly bulge from the Deutsche lager
>post in 2 healslut threads
>still no buff tank to bully me while i heal him
life is suffering
do i really have to post my nudes before i get attention?
>>339129975
I'll bully you if you give me your battlenet ID
>>339130048
I play on my friend'sBadblade#2154
>>339129975
Post your peenus weenus.
>want to be a healslut
>don't know if I can run the game
>don't know if it's fun
>can barely afford it
>Healsluts
>Not healdoms
Fucking degenerate shits.
>>339130482
Go on, can I run it. Or something, check the minimum requirements.
>>339130417
https://imgur.com/a/64yws
>>339130319
Check the requests ;^)
>>339130665
Found it in the archives
>>339127462
>when your teammates never check on you
>>339127462
So is she real or just a simulacrum made by nanomachines?
>>339130763
wow its almost like i've posted before!
http://catbox.moe/rbzp57.jpg
>>339131049
So you are a slut
>>339131078
it's called eager, anon.
>>339131008
What?
>>339127462
Fixed.
>teammates never protect and YOLO into stupid shit non-stop
>teammates spam they need healing
>>339130569
Forever blame mmos for spreading that.
>>339131249
>he doesn't like beauty marks
Shame
>>339127462
Red crescent skin when?
>>339131008
No she's real, her wings and suit are just a mechanical get-up.
Reaper is the nanomachine one you're thinking of, though as far as I know his deal is just that his cells are all weird and deteriorate/regenerate constantly for whatever reason.
Not sure why but around here that became "nanomachines" but then again maybe I missed some lore or comic that goes into further detail.
Who /tank/ here
I mostly play Reinhardt or Winston, I'll play other roles if needed but they're my favorites and best
>tfw your friends tell you to keep picking Rein because you're their best tank
>tfw getting tons of PotGs as Rein
>>339130482
I can run it on my integrated graphics thats an intel 4600
>>339131543
Me
>tfw it's a rein v rein episode
Why are those the best? And
>tfw you btfo the enemy rein everytime you see him.
>>339131448
Remove roach
>>339127462
>50% of team damage healed
>not 1 rec
>>339131478
She actually is associated with nanomachines in the lore it's part of her staff if I'm not misremembering. I don't think anyone thinks Not Important is a mass of nanomachines. He's more like deadpool only instead of being a mutant it was caused by Mercy's nanomachiens and some other stuff. Well 'nanobiology' defaulted to just assuming it's nanomachines.
>>339131612
>Charge into enemy Rein, smack him, pop ult on him and his Zenyatta and mercy friends, throw a fire strike down through all three, then finish them off
>Enemy Rein is hesitant to approach me for the rest of the match
>Got PotG for it too
I love tank vs tank fights
>>339130482
The only thing I've touched in my PC since like 2009 or 8 or so is replacing the graphics card and I can run it reasonably well on lowest settings.
Unless your machine is somehow infinitely more terrible/old than mine I don't see why it wouldn't work.
>>339131448
Red crescent burqa model will be a promotional item for the official release in middle east.
>>339131672
>50% team damage healed
>Very few deaths on our side. Keep everyone alive and healthy
>Use Ult to revive 4 members and the revived members manage to push off enemy off point and end the Overtime
>Not a single fucking acknowledgement
>Game didn't even give me PLAY OF THE GAME
>MFW
It's a thankless job
>>339131679
Man I'm not info waifuism and all that but if I could find a woman who's at mercy's age with her looks and temperament I would put a ring on her faster than I could impregnate her
>>339131692
>tfw 2 Reins charge into each other
>>339130569
> tfw no healdom to breastfeed me and let me to suck hercockwhile she promises that she will always protects me and never leaves me aside
>>339131909
She looks like that from NANOMACHINES I bet.
>>339131697
>Play through MGSV through to completion on my PC.
>Overwatch crashes on startup and refuses to start.
I'm glad I found that out in the beta and not after buying the game, but it still sucks.
Non-support playing shitters please go
>>339131997
DANKE HER FRAULEIN
>>339132327
>HER
I don't know if you mean
>sehr
or
>Frau
>>339131703
>burqa model
Lel
Jokes aside Ottoman Red Crescent Officer or Zuoave uniform would be nice
>>339132412
autocorrect is a bitch
waka waka
>>339132320
I think I fell in love with Mercy
Call me crazy, but if you need to be thanked to enjoy playing a video game, you probably shouldn't be playing it. It's supposed to be fun on its own and not a validation simulator.
>>339131679
Think Blizzard going to relate her with tf2 medic somehow?
>mercenary mad doctor invented this Tecnology during 1960s for assisting the mass killings
> however i will use his technology to bring mercy and justice
> but sometimes i ask myself; am i becoming like him
> shadowy figure of tf2 medic appears on behind of mercy
>"do you know how i lost my medical license?"
>tfw you'll never get hogd
>>339127462
Oh, this thread wasn't for me
>>339131997
>her
>cock
/b/ go home
>>339133127
That's scary to think of my waifu like that.
>tfw she wants to corrupt everyone to be a slave bot or a super mutant ghost
>she will mind control them when the time is right to overthrow the governments
>ushers in her age
https://youtu.be/x_artPecEaM
This is why germanics and celts ate evil
>>339133127
This is some deviant art story telling
>>339133127
I don't know about something that direct but I could see a nod if they ever expand on her uni days or something. The thing with Mercy and 'applied nanobiology' is that she's one of the top people in the field and is responsible for a breakthrough that led to catching Overwatch's interest. Now it could just be that she discovered a method to quickly administer them or how to use them in a more practical and demanding environment but we just don't know what exactly it was.
They could eventually give her a voice line like Pharah's where it makes a reference to something common in tf2
>>339133379
She's Swiss though.
>>339133379
Are*
Also, wrong link
https://youtu.be/WnE7gckfr58
I never understood 'support' as a role.
Like, why? What kinda cucked individual wants to spend the whole game spamming heal instead of having actual fun shooting other people in a face?
I do thank my healers, but out of pity, not gratitude
>>339133526
I bet she's swiss German, they're all the same. And are you Italian? Cause I'm asking for the sauce please.
>>339133678
She does speak swiss german or whatever so most likely.
Now I want you to look at the face. Does it look familiar? Similar to this one? Almost like it's the same? lm
>>339133616
Supports are a force multiplier. You play for the feeling of "I am responsible for their achievement. They would be nothing without me."
I play tanks though.
>>339133803
I've seen this art style before. But I can't for life of me remember the artist.
>>339130948
>Anubis
>Attac-
no
>>339133914
art style: erotic manga doujin
artist: mitsubishi samurai mcchinkytits
>>339133990
Meanie, but I believe that is enough to give me a lead.
>>339133386
Overwatch's story is deviant tier though
>>339133871
>You play for the feeling of "I am responsible for their achievement"
thats literally a cuck mentality. Why not go achieve the thing yourself?
>>339133914
Think man, the guy loves legos.
>>339134228
To me, it isn't that mentality. I hate infidelity, cucking, cheating, open relationships. It's like a father, mother complex to me.
>>339133949
It's possible. But people love standing in front of Bastion and not fire at all.
>>339134228
>I am responsible for their achievement
Then it's literally your achievement.
>>339134357
>I prep the bull and provide for my wife's son
>I'm the real reason she's happy
>p-please keep it down Tyrone
>>339134309
Where do I find the new Legoman sketches?
>>339127462
Why? Play the fucking game properly and shut the fuck up. You're not a special snowflake.
>>339134439
Porn sites
I want to impregnate Mercy.
She doesn't look 37 so she's clearly either a succubus or immortal
>>339127462
I thank my sister for teaching me a little about how a healer works.
She was our designated healer in many MMOs, she enjoyed working with people, and supporting others while they fought.
I'm less fond of the healer role, but I functioned better as a status inducer, and supporting Mage.
She would heal and buff allies, I would debilitate and harm our enemies.
She saved me many times, and I grew more insightful about how to help healers when things got hairy.
I miss fighting with her.
>>339134702
is she single?
>Dont enjoying supporting much but want to help the team
>most played character is lucio even though I don't like him much
>run into someone who is level 45 and will only play widowmaker on any map attacking or defending
>Check their profile
>10 hours as widowmaker
>7 hours as hanzo
>5 hours as McCree
>18 minutes as lucio
>no time as mercy
These people need to be stopped
>>339131307
>tfw giantess fag
muh dik
>>339133526
>>339133678
>>339133803
I wanna hear her speak Swiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-UfPCubsE
>>339135105
it sounds like hungarian tries to speak german
>>339135072
>tfw Lucio's your highest
>don't even like him
Kill me fampaitachi.
>>339135074
She'd crush you like the ant you are with her staff.
>>339133379
>implying her ultimate goal isn'tuniting all germanics under one banner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg
>>339136162
Is that her masterplan? What else does it involve?
>>339135476
Holy shit, my fucking sides
I love reading about military blunders
>>339135594
But Lucio likes you
>>339136367
Unfortunately I don't like him that much. Gimme your fucking altered beast skins Lucio.
>>339136625
>mfw love playing mercy, but Lucio is more useful
It hurts
>>339129634
Are they HAIRY?
>>339136772
Mercy is more useful, the only time Lucio is better is on koth maps.
Mercy requires actual thinking though.
>>339136772
Someday we'll find friends/people that love playing as Lucio so we can be the supports we're better with.
>>339136339
then read about siege of malta and second siege of vienna
>in malta ottomans achieved breakthrough and momentum but decide to retreat, leaving behind the wounded
>knights simply slaughter them
>in vienna grand vizier pissed off crimean vassal forces and made them leave who were playing crucial role covering the flanks
>Ottoman forces got flanked while by polish hussars while assaulting to walls
>>339136887
Lucio is amazing on escort payloads though. His speed boost speeds up the payload.
>>339136772
same here mang
at least her pea shooter kinda useful for area denial and corridor shooting
>>339136979
I've killed so many genjis, tracers, other Mercys, and Non mech D.Vas with it.
>>339136940
He's good for a push now and then but Mercy is great all the time. When you're attacking it's a lot harder for the defenders to flank and pester you which means you can constantly use your revive to keep the pressure on and never let off the gas.
If your teammates won't pick any tanks then yeah you probably have to go lucio, or you can just leave the game because carrying people like that isn't fun most of the time.
>>339136979
for the life of me i cant figure out whos supposed to be dead there
or is it just she beat the shit out of an attackeris it from a movie or someshit?
>>339137041
I just use him more than my favorite which is Mercy due to the fact that in not an obvious slow running wetpaper sack with big bright wings. I don't get targeted or headhunted when I'm Lucio.
>>339137161
Probably some attacker got up real close to her and she reacted by shoving her pistol in the dude's mouth or something. It looks more like her first kill.
Tracer is cute! CUTE!
>>339137907
What the fuck is that hideous thing in the bottom left
Get rid of it
Please
>love playing mercy
>zipping around the map keeping everyone completely healed
>damage boosting allies who are behind a reinhardt shield
>picking off stragglers with the underrated pistol
>rezzing every minute and a half and saving everyone treks back to the combat
>lucio still gets the healing gold medal
>>339137907
Tracer looks retarded! RETARDED!
>>339137907
tracers obnoxious fucking face makes this quite real
>>339138062
she is?
otherwise she wouldn't testing that chrono device with his jet
>>339127462
>half a dozen "thank your healers" threads
>everyone points out that healers are no more important than a DPS or Tank
>now it's "thank your competent healers"
Wew
>>339137907
>tumblr noses
>>339131249
I clicked on it expecting a bulge and was disappointed by your unnecessary edit.
>>339138557
>expecting a bulge
for what purposes anon?
>>339138532
Nigga that's not a tumblr nose.
>>339127462
>will never try out symmetra or mercy because of 4chan's poo in loo/healslut memes
i fucking hate this place
>>339139432
I fucking hate symmetra's voice but in the right circumstances she's a fucking beast
>>339139432
How's it like being 12?
>>339139641
That skin's actually fairly good, I like it.
>>339127462
Mercy is so bad compared to Lucio.
Especially with shitty teammates, most are, who ignore the Reaper or Genji who dived behind your lines and is currently blasting a Mercy who can't heal herself in the face.
Her fly ability needs to be much quicker. As it is, she becomes a slow as shit sporting clay for everyone to pick off midair.
>>339138557
Same, very disappointed.
>>339139034
So she would be perfect
>>339136895
Is this a curse?
>play dirty bomb
>first choice support sparks is white blonde cutie
>feel a thousand times more effective with the nigger Aura
>play overwatch
>first choice support mercy is white blond cutie
>feel a thousand times more effective with the nigger lucio
I just want to be the best...not a nignog
>>339133678
Look up "Mercy overwatch" on gelbooru, that pic is there.
>>339139889
heh
what are you gonna do with her penis anon?be honest
>>339137161
I'll probably sound like an edgelord now, but I really never understood why it's supposed to be traumatizing (or a problem at all) to kill somebody. Human lives aren't worth anything.
>>339140991
Get my bi-hourly protein injections with it, duh.
I wish healsluts will fuck off back to wherever it is fags endure ERP sessions nowadays and let non-homos play support instead.
>>339141030
Yes you did.
>>339131249
>not liking beauty marks on tiddies
>not wanting to kiss it
You are the biggest faggot on this site right now
>implying i let any mercy fucking shits on the enemy team healslut their way to victory
>>339141103
>damaged skin is beauty
Nah kill yourself
>>339141030
I doubt you spent any time at all meditating on such a complex question.
>>339141323
How so?
>>339137907
Need more blueberry butt
>>339141342
>SFW
i hope theres another version because this is lackluster
>>339141290
>not liking little faults
>wanting absolutely perfect characters
You're the one who should kill himself desudon't worry tho I'll be right behind you
>>339141370
You were too casual in dismissing all the complex variables of that question by explaining it away as your lack of understanding.
If you spent time meditating on it you would have gained at least some measure of understanding on this difficult question.
>>339141049
>Get my bi-hourly protein injections with it, duh.
>>339141774
Stop nerdspeaking me, Gandhi.
>>339141817
If I was any hornier right now that pic would make me have at the double-daughter funtime doujin again
>Thanking someone for doing their job
"Thanks for the headshot, Widowmaker"
"Thanks for the DIE DIE DIE, Reaper"
"Thanks for the hot monkey dick, Winston"
>>339141893
Which one?
>>339141996
http://exhentai.org/g/731288/e6cc1f8340/
>>339142046
Bueno.
>>339141929
>thanks for the coffee
>thank you for my order
>thank you doctor for taking a look at my genital warts up close
>etc etc
People thank people for "just doing their jobs" a lot.
>>339141887
ok;-;
>>339142157
Saying "thanks" when you receive something is a formality and doesn't translate well into virtual space.
>>339131909
Same here
>tfw no sexy swiss doc to marry
I would make her pop up kids until her ovaries would die.
>>339142336
Right, its just manners.
I know we have no manners on this site but why not have it in a game.
>>339142379
Because at the end of the day, you are thanking someone for holding down their mouse buttons.
>>339142437
So?
People earn massive wages with that today.
Am I the only one who, out of habit, always throws a quick Thanks voice line whenever I do get healed? I very rarely type it out myself, but a quickmenu Thanks is surely in place every time a Medic/Mercy focus heals me back to full so that I can go back to fighting.
>>339131909
>>339142348
Are you just a bunch of old guys wanting children, or is it some pump and dump fetish thing?
Either way having a kid is pretty terrifying for me desu.
>>339133229
It was not. Besides, you guys get V>1 after ressing regularly.
>>339142490
Call me old-fashioned, but that doesn't sit well with me. (Not the wage part, I don't give a fuck if someone is silly enough to pay people to play videogames)
Thanking someone, for me, requires that person to have done something substantial and meaningful.
Not even a month this game has been out and the /v/ fanbase is already more cancerous than Tf2.
Game is great, but fuck off with your furaffinity tier autistic ERPing.
>>339142505
Characters already have a built in thank you. It would just seem redundant and awkward to say it again.
I only type in chat when it was a really close call and I would have died otherwise.
>>339142614
Nobody said kids are easy to handle but when your raise them right, spend time with them they'll be one of the best thing happening to you. Sure you won't sleep sometmies and they'll cause you some problem but they're worth it.
>>339142505
No.
Be honest, did you really think you were the only one who uses voice commands?
>>339142642
I find that odd, we throw it around IRL, but it has to be exceptional online?
I thank my team in any game if I had a good time.
And I'll thank my healer if he did a good job - because theres plenty of healers who don't do a good job.
It costs me nothing - but if I want to look at it in a selfserving way, said healer will probably be more inclined to focus on me again later.
>>339142505
I don't even know what the thanks button is.
>>339139601
How are you supposed to play Symmetra?
Only luck I've had is baiting people into a room with all my turrets
>>339142720
>built in thank you
Yeah I hear that sometimes, but it isn't the same thing at all. Hell it's actually the opposite, it feels really meh to only be thanked automatically rather than being thanked personally. I'd rather not be "thanked" at all when it's automated.
>>339142750
I never see anyone else using them.
>>339142772
Well you can bind all voicelines to any key you want, but otherwise it's to the left on the quickmenu.
>>339142761
We throw it around IRL because actions that we thank for have effect upon our lives.
>Thank the cashier for accepting your currency and giving you goods in return (actual, physical goods, in case you plan on arguing that receiving healing in a videogame is comparable to this)
>Thank the barber for cutting your hair, making you look better and feeling fresher
>Thank movers who hauled heavy stuff to the thirteenth floor for you, saving you a lot of physical effort
>>339142948
>thanking pharah for cucking you and stealing mercy
>>339142948
So playing a game for hours and hours and hours is just "not part of your life"?
In any case, you have my answer in the post you replied to.
Vidya is part of my life, and if thanking my healer can possibly improve my situation in it, then why not.
They may not be doing you a favor by healing you - but they could just go and heal/boost that fucking bastion all game too.
Its a minor thing, but it can have an effect on your "life".
Its hard to tell if this stance of "not thanking" is coming just because some retard is spamming these threads and people had enough - or if /v/ is very simply against being civil on the internet because thats just too not-4chan.
>>339143061
>Implying you had a chance to begin with
>never played a healer except for medic in tf2
>join game in OW, no one in my team has picked support
>ffffffuuuuuuccccck well I don't want to lose
>suck in my pride and pick mercy
>shits kinda lame at first, but at least she looks pretty
>makes me feel a little pretty by proxy
>tank tells me good job keep it up when I rez'd 3 people at once
>instantly stammered t-thank you!
>became lost in the hypnotic sounds of Mercy's heels clacking on the ground
N-no, not like this. I'm a big, burly t-tank!
>>339143925Sure anon, you are a big burly tank in heels
>>339143925
Well yeah your pretty pathetic falling for a tank. Now being protected by a dps that's marriage material.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>339143925
/v/'s gay agenda claims another victim
>>339144156
S-shut up! They make me feel cute! Is that so wrong?
>>339144391
>Needing heels to feel cute
You are weak. Real men don't need heels to be cute.
>>339143925
>Mercy's heels clacking on the ground
This shit gets me so hard when i run as her and hear those heels.
>>339144518
B-baka! I'm not trying to be cute for you! Only m-myself
>>339144283
Wrong
Scorpio here and I love tanking
>>339144383
There's an agenda? Should I be worried? I love mywife
>>339142614
caring christmas cake + impregnating the nurse fetish for me
Why are so many dds so shit? They fail to protect my healer butt from fags from behind.
>>339144945
It's more the thought of Mercy having to still heal on the battlefield while pregnant that gets me rock hard.
>her back and feet ache all the time from carrying twins, but still has to run around
>can't glide because she is too heavy
>can't get fitted armor. Her gut just sticks out for everyone to see
>>339144858
>I love my wife
Cool, now you just need to love her dick
>>339145012
>protecting healers
Excuse me.
A Tracer just ran into a side corridor. I'm going to go chase her instead.
Only good things can happen as a result.
>>339142614
I'm 24, but I've never been the 'live your life while you're young/do crazy, adventurous things', so the whole settling down thing and having children feels like the natural next step in my life.
I'm not saying I want kids right now (want to have my finances, etc. a bit more in order), but I wouldn't be opposed to having one in a couple of years.It doesn't help I have a thing for older womanand homely/caring womanand impregnation
>Mercy will never locked her legs around and force you to cum inside of her.
>She will never assure you that you'll be a great father, as she falls asleep on your chest
>>339145349
What do you think about nursing handjobs?
>>339127462
>Play reinhardt
>Shield up
>Mercy healing me
FUCK YOU
>>339143925
>tfw same thing happening for me
except i want to get caressed and breastfed byfutaMercy while she whispers "Good Boy, Good Boy"
>>339145012
>playing a healer who needs protecting
>>339145349
She's just taking a young healthy man in the prime of his life as the best specimen for her babies.
I bet mercy will want at least 4.
Why are healers so entitled? All three roles are needed. The healer should be thankful the other two are there. Without a tank the whole group dies. Without a healer the whole group dies. Without damage dealers the fight drags on, the boss enrages, then the whole group dies. None of them need to thank the others for doing their fucking job. If nobody plays their role nobody gets any loot.
>>339145448
Not him but getting hand jobs in place of sex is a huge fetish of mine as a femdom thing.Especially if they call me little boy
>>339145541she has better milk in her dick
>Play Healer
>No one goes for the objectives
>All the 420 yoloplayers try to get sick plays by flank on the other side of the map.
>Just me and Rineheart, standing on the payload. Lonely.
Remove healers, give everyone self heals
>>339145215
B-but she d-doesn't have one
>>339145687
Laugh it up. The only reason Lucio causes issues for enemy teams is that he's got sanic speed.
>>339145903
Then find one that does
>>339139641
I want dat skin
>>339146094
No! I love her even without one!
>>339145691
I can give her much more than this.
Why play Mercy when you can play Lucio who is much better?
>Going to capture point
>Speed boost
>AW LETS BREAK IT DOWN
>Nullify any ults the enemy throws at you
>Be an annoying prick and knock people around
>AW THIS IS MY JAM
>Heal entire team
>Find a pillar to skate around for the rest of the match, contesting the point and supporting your entire team from a spot that makes him difficult to kill
Plus he's got a sweet techno frog skin
>>339146268
He doesn't have a tits and a heavy boner conducting swiss accent.
>>339146203
That fupa is designed to carry at least 8. Plus she's a healer, she won't have any problems during the pregnancy. You can knock her up with as many as you want and never have to worry about complications.
She just wants to give in to her natural instinct of non stop breeding. You can provide that, no?
>>339145829
i knowthats the main course
>>339146407
The question is how are we going to drive around all those children?A school bus can only fit so many
Conflicted on which Mercy skin to try and buy. Leaning towards this or devil. What's your favourite for her?
>>339147537
That's for you to figure out. Its part of the deal for having the privilege of being her specimen: you have to provide for her and all her children while she lays on her back and pumps out babies for eternity.
With her healing powers she can keep you both young forever.
>Lucio
>Brazilian
>Ice hockey skin
y tho
>>339148016
The Valkyrie skin and its recolour are objectively the best
>>339148016
>Should I go for the awesome Valkyrie skin or the "I'm not like the other girls" devil skin.
Valkyrie, don't be a fag.
>>339148016
valkyrie and devil are both good, can't go wrong with either imo.
>>339148016
Valkyrie for Ultimate Groß Germanic Unification Plans
>>339148117
>Pharah
>Egyptian
>Native American skin
because why not
>>339148930
>no mamluk skin
>>339148117
Because he has skates on, and in both rollerblading and hockey they are called skates.
>>339148930
>no airplane skin
>you can't be a suicide bomber
>>339130482
Have you tried not being a poorfag?
>>339129374
I want this mug when I get 50+
>>339149479
well you have security chief skin which is arab socialist/ba'athist tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4GvlU3xQKM
>>339148016
I was gonna save up for Valk, but then this happened.
>fucking mercy
>the worst healer
HA HA HA HA HA
>>339133365
>hasn't caught on to /v/'s futa memes
New as fuck
>tfw playing mei mostly
>actually getting tears in game chatit's amazing that no one knows how to counter her yet despite me knowing exactly how to deal with her
>>339127462
>healr
She's shit at healing. Her job is post-ult rezzer
>>339144283
Pretty true, i'm born in July and love support/ healer
>>339144283
scorpio here and Ill do anything but healing
>>339146407
>tfw no Angel waifu addicted to your semen.
I just want homely wife who would want to have a school bus full of kids.
>>339149842
>demonfags
>>339150171
Born in july as well, but ranged DPS is my jam
With tank and healer typically last and third place depending on the game
>do really well
>literally the only person on the point the entire round
>ult, wipe the enemy team, push it the last few feet and win
>>>>>>>>>>all the votes at the end go to the Mercy who basically just sat on the shitty Widowmaker the whole round
Every SINGLE round this bullshit happens. Support ALWAYS gets votes, even when they did a shit job. Even if someone else was solely responsible for winning the round. The healer takes votes away from the people who earn them and deny them the bonus XP just by existing.
I used to be one of those "you should thank your healer" people, but not after this.
>>339150268
>tfw no futa Angel waifu addicted to your semen and frottage.*
FTFY
>>339150076
>ZA ICEO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsgd-IQS8JY
>>339135754
>implying she wouldn't cradle you gently in her hand and nurse you back to full health
Gentle GTS is best GTS
>>339144283
>tfw Leo
>tfw healer
this chart is such a bullshit
>>339148930
>Zenyatta
>Tibetan or some shit
>Egyptian skin
>Middle Eastern skin
>Lucio
>Brasilian
>Canadian skin
>Mercy
>Swiss
>Nordic skin
>Genji
>Japanese
>Middle Eastern skin
>>339131326
>>339141103
>haruhi fags revealed
>>339150607
>being a failure as a leo
>tfw no tank to pin me against a wall
>tfw he will never tease me and call me his little slut
>he will never grope me and make me beg him to fuck me
>he will never cum inside me after fucking me roughly>he will never cuddle me to sleep and hold me tightly
>>339150268
I'm sure mercy would love nothing more than to go live on a farm and pump out babies every 9 months until her ovaries inevitably run out of eggs and she gets super depressed.
>>339150841
i am failure at life
>>339150268
I think you mean homey, anon. Homely pretty much means "unattractive".
>>339150953
>implying she would ever run out eggs since her body regenerates all the time
>>339144283
>virgo
>best ranged DPS
your chart is SHIT
Is there anything wrong with playing as Widowmaker?
>>339151030
thanks anon, that's what i wanted to say.
>be Mercy
>stand just before the choke
>here comes a teammate
>doesn't see the Widow up there sniping me
>doesn't see the Reaper teleporting behind us
>doesn't see the tank stack stood ahead
>doesn't even appear to notice me or what my character does
>punches a straight line, alone, straight into enemy territory and dies instantly
>still le me being Mercy
>still just stood here waiting to entry push with my team and mop up these over-aggressive flankers
>here comes a teammate...
playing Mercy is an exercise in WANTING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>339150829
>Mercy
>Swiss
>Nordic skin
Brynhildr are Germanic, not Scandinavian, retard.
Can I only get lootboxes from leveling up or are there other ways?
Also why am I always the lowest level in every match? Most of the time everyone are 20+ but I'm not even 10
>>339151158
unless you're decent your presence is even worse than if the team was just a man down
scrubs always play hanzo and widowmaker
>>339151045
As long as she keeps regenerating me as well I'll gladly overpopulate the universe with her.
>>339144283
I'm Gemini and I prefer Melee DPS and Tank.
>>339151419
>even worse than if the team was just a man down
I'd rather have a shit sniper who can mark the entire enemy team a couple times a match than an empty player slot
>>339137907
>that disgusting Kotori fail
>>339152379
Western weebs need to understand that the more detail the less cute it looks.
Mercy has the best ass
>>339152772
D.va's bubbly ass is god tier.
Tracer is overrated.
>>339152772
>Tracer's ass is literally a fucking flat plane of existence, practically only exists in two dimensions
Why is this the most popular character again?
>>339152772
Imagine cumming inside with an uncut dick.
>>339152772
She most likely enjoys anal the most as well.
>>339129797
He wouldn't. Reinhardt isn't gay.
>>339130569
Can't dom from the subservient slut position. There will always be another healer waiting to take your place if you start acting uppity or like your opinion matters.
>>339153403
I hate it when other healsluts try to come onto my tank. I have to act extra slutty and submissive so that I don't get replaced.
>>339152772
Marry with Mercy
Fuck rest of em
>>339153090
Mercy is for making a child not for dirtying your little guy up anon
>>339153645
You mean she wouldn't suck me off either?
I don't know if thats worth it.
>>339153523
>marry mercy
>mindbreak widow a second time and share your new toy with your wife
>>339153090
Nah, Mercy is into breeding. Symmetra is most into getting it up the ass.
>>339152772
I love the assmen at Blizzard, if this were another company then characters like Symmetra, Mercy and Mei would just have black shadows under their skirts.
>>339153930
>>339153523
or go Absolutely Halal route and marry with them all
>>339129374
Kek
>>339153735
no im saying why would bother with anal when she has top class womb that ready to repopulate the united germanic nation?
>>339154640
I would be doing both.
I'm not a one pump and done guy. Besides, it's for her pleasure as well. But I'll always finish inside her fertile womb.
>>339139641
the over all design is great but the clothes look like they are painted on
like some kind of cheap mod
tfw want to play with cute boys, but don't want my friends to know
>>339127462
we need to make that official dlc for her by just spamming blizzards twitter and forums with redrawing of same outfit
I mean she looks like a goddess it is so fitting
>>339155038
shut the fuck up and get out
>>339154806
>fucking girl in the asshole
>putting your dick in her vagina after.
Anon i don't think you know how bad that would be for her.
>>339153523
>>339153930
>Not D.Va
>Not wanting a threesome with Mercy and Dva, so Mercy can teach her everything about sex and the ways of a fertility goddess.Older, more experienced women guiding enthusiastic girls is one of my fetishes
>>339155372
I'm well aware, as long as she's clean its no problem though.
Any girl with a dirty ass I wouldn't even fuck to begin with.
>>339127462
>Overwatch
>Competent
Nigga lucio requires litetally no skill, he just needs to stand around, mercy aint much better either, just vaguely point towards tard needing heals
>>339155574
I know anon me too, but i mean that there are bacterias that are good for assholes and really bad for vaginas and even in clean assholes those bacterias have to be there to ensure butt staying healthy, you could fuck Mercy in the ass but if you'd want to finnish inside her you'd need to fuck her but with a condom. Not that finnishing inside her butt wouldn't feel amazing + she would be happy that she's pleasing her husband.
>>339127462
HOLY SHIT
DARK SOULS + OVERWATCH = EPIC!!!
and sexy ;)
>>339156131
Mercy doesn't allow condoms in her house. Plus she's a healer anyways, bacteria is nothing for her.
>>339133914
Is this image new? I can't find it in the usual sites.
>>339137907
>Tracer is a slag! SLAG!
>>339156273
>Mercy is a cum hungry mom who won't let you fuck her with a condom or finnish not inside her vago.
Anon please this erection will kill me.
>>339157946
Anon she is a mature healthy woman in her prime breeding years. If you cannot provide her this than step aside and let a real man who can fill her up with gallons of cum be her specimen.
>>339158380
this
secure your women or get cucked
>>339131909
Too bad these women are rare nowadays.
You can thank unchecked individualism, the divorce industry, and the progressive left.
>>339158664but what if I want to be cucked?
>>339131679
where did you read this piece of lore
>>339158827
then step aside enjoy the show whiteboi
>>339158968o-ok, please take care of her
>>339154414
Now you're thinking with portals
>>339142835
Symmetra main here. Turret kills are all well and good and baiting people into your "lair" is a good tactic. But she's underrated on her own; shitters have trouble hitting her tiny hitbox and her default fire does good damage. I get a surprisingly large amount of kills sending fully charged orbs down hallways. And finally constantly having teleporter up makes all the difference in the world.
>>339145694
It's not just healers who are entitled. It's anyone with less "visible" contributions. I'm a Symmetra main and I can play the game of the week with kill streaks and huge teleporter uptime and maybe get a vote or two from the players who know actually the game. I'd be lying if I said this doesn't get irritating.
BEST GIRL
>>339160190
>swede holding condom
unaccurate as fuck, she'll be happy to take niggers' semen into her womb wholeheartedly
>>339160190
I think you posted wrong pic anon, Mercy is Swiss not from sweden.
>>339160484That's not Mercy though
>>339160419
Murica projecting hard again.
>>339153930
>>339154414
>>339159453
>mfw they encourage marrying with widows in Islam
>>339127462
>thank you mercy/lucio
>zenyatta gets no thanks
Alright, fuck you too then.
>>339161332
do not fist the androids, anon
>>339157361
in fact, all british girls are....
>>339129374
Literally the dad of Overwatch.
>>339161332
Because everybody knows Zenyatta is not a healer, wasted team slot.
>>339144283
Scorpio and I play Mercy. But I also use Genji
>>339137907
Why the fuck is Widowmaker purple?
>>339135074
here anon
>>339162385
A good zenyatta can keep everyone decently healed and also support the team with constantly having orb of discord applied to the closest target. Not even remotely a wasted team slot.
>>339137907
Who's that in the back? Poo in Loo?
>>339162085so cute
>Playing Reinhardt
>80% of the time I'm just holding RMB while slowly walkingAnd yet it's so fucking fun, I feel like I'm being a huge help by occupying my enemies for so long while keeping my comrades safe.>tfw you block 25k damage in a single match
Overwatch Power Rankings (Non-Gameplay)
>All Business, No Pleasure
Soldier 76
>The Master Race
Mercy
Reinhardt
Winston
>Pretty Good
McCree
Pharah
Zenyatta
>Edgy to the Point of Endearing
Genji
Reaper
>Nobody Gives a Shit
Bastion
Junkrat
Roadhog
Symmetra
Torbjorn
>Pandering, Could be Much Worse
Zarya
>Literally Doug from Fusion Frenzy
Lucio
>Insufferable Waifubait
Mei
D.Va
>Waste of Marketing Spotlight, Holy Shit Nobody Likes Either of You, Just Fuck Already and Go Away
Tracer
Widowmaker
>>339162085
>that Genji hugging him back
>>339162686
hope she gets more gts content
>>339139034
>not expecting a bulge when anon edits a picture of a vidya woman
hownew.ru
>>339163421
You forgot Hanzo
>>339163347
You are helpful and don't you forget it
Being able to damage boost allies behind your fuckoff shield is great.
>>339163719
He got lost in the shuffle. He goes in pretty good.
>>339163347
>Walking forward with my mighty shield protecting my comrades
>Come across my doppleganger, attempting to do the same,
>We both charge at the same time, stunning each other and falling in a heap between our two teams
>everyone goes batshit crazy shooting at whoever they can and running for cover since both shield barricades are down
>we both stand and duel to the death with hammers
I enjoy Reinhardt.
>>339163530
>you now notice his great butt
>>339151045
They don't regrow anon.
>>339162085
>"O-oh stop it C-Commander..!"
>please dont stop
>>339144283
>Sagittarius is represented by an archer/bow and arrow
>Melee DPS
Bikini skins when?
Reinhardt bros ww@?
>>339164427
>>339163347 Right here mate.
>tfw another Reinhardt charges at you
>tfw you move just enough to avoid it
>tfw you charge into him as he's recovering from his own charge
>>339150869
now i understand why my gf likes me, thanks anon
>>339164427
Hoping to get one of those gurren lagann skins. Fuckin rad looking.
>>339164689
Best feel
>>339145349
For future reference, homely generally means ugly or unattractive. Even in british english, it means unsophisticated.
>>339164351
Never since your favorite activist Anita and her pack of goons would kill blizzard for sexualizing females in skimpy bikinis.(girls love if men star at them tho but most won't admit it.)
>mfw we will never see Mercy's tits bouncing around.
But who thanks Tanks? No one, theres not even a medal for damage blocked.
I love Reinhardt but it's ridiculous how many times I have won a game almost by myself, because retards decide to play like it was a deathmatch, and end up receiving 0 recognition.
>On Defense
>Nobody picked Toblerone
>Healer and Tank already taken
>Realize I'm gonna be stuck playing Toblerone
>Running to set up my turret
>Mercy runs in front of me
You know what, it's fine, I can play Toblerone.
>>339165340
People were literally chanting my (nick)name in chat yesterday while I was playing Reinhardt.
As a joke mainly, but holy hell, did that feel great.
>>339129374
fucking love this
Could someone explain the healslut meme to me?
Do people actually get off on this, or is this trying to force Millhouse but having it backfire type deal
>>339166236
Some people do, but it's a vocal minority.
>>339166236
Yes, some people actually get off on it because healers are generally portrayed as demrue submissive types
>>339162385
> Zenyatta is not a healer,
Sure he his, he makes sure everyone is at full health by killing everyone before they hurt you. The guy does retarded headshot damage if you can aim.
Mercy is the worst moment to moment healer. She out heals zen, but zen makes up for it by being a fucking beast of a DPS at the same time he's healing you. And while she can out heal a single target compared to Lucio, he still gets more healing done per second since everyone gets it.
She's really only useful for her ult and buffingjunkrats
>>339144283
>Cancer
>Play Mercy
Welp
>everyone posting about how Mercy would be a loyal and pure wife Instead of a nasty 5c whore who sucks off her whole team at once after the game
God Bless.
>>339162710
>>339166451
I was just pretending :^)
>>339166527
I want to pet her head call her a good girland then snuggle with her
>>339166938
I want tomarry herand then deep thorat her.
>>339167684
degenerate
>>339131679
Personalami does some of the best blizz porn out there
>>339144283
Wrong. Pisces and I exclusively play ranged DPS and situational tank. Healing is no fun for me.
>>339137907
>blocking widow's feet
God damn it, how I hate that cunt.
>>339168146
>Footfaggot
Kill yourself
>>339164865
>gurren lagann
>not Gundam
You fucked up
>>339164351
>dem child bearing hips
>>339163619
n-no bully pls
>>339168480
The blood knight model.
>>339168135
>no bulge
2/10
>>339127462
>thanking them for doing their job.
I bet you ask for tips too.
>>339127462
>Fucking Blizzard caters to weebshits and waifufag beta neckbeards to sell copies
>Fucking /v/ spams waifu shit day in and day out for weeks
>Never been attracted to a video game character, not a weebshit, never jerked off to cartoon drawings
>Of all the things that finally makes me crack is what's supposed to be a 37 year old western woman
>This fucking character has literally made my dick swell up and throb for an hour straight now
>Can't jerk off because it's day time and there are other people around
>Stuck with annoying raging boner that won't go away
>Mfw /v/ turned me into a fucking waifufag degenerate
Fuck you /v/, and especially fuck you Blizzard. I swore I would never become one of you freaks.
>>339168867
>reverse image search
>nothing but Trump cartoons
>>339168867
>>339168135
>>339168445
MODS PLEASE DELET THIS
>>339166527
Mercy dakimakura when?
>>339148016
Imp
>>339168867
>>339168445
>>339168135
>>339167452
>>339166527
>>339165714
>>339169083
>>339169045
Role playing faggots like you need to get a room. No one fucking likes you fuck off.
>>339169018
What broke me was Mei. I hate my thick fetish.
At least I'm not a healslutyet
>>339168867
I hope this pic isn't futa.
>>339152772
D.va's best.
>>339169347
wow /v/ has a lot of submissive sluts. Do it then. Beg.
>>339169347
>>339169507
>>339169521
>implying Mercy would suck cock for any dime a dozen tank
>implying she would suck the cock of anyone who isn't her husband
kill yourself faggot mercy doesn't have dirty knees.
>>339164540
What is the relevance of this?
>>339144283
im cancer and i never do healingi do like slowly chipping away life though.
>>339169612
this
>>339169612
>Mercy doesn't have dirty knees
Laughingwhores.jpg
>>339127462
>Especially Mercy
She's the worst support.
>>339169507
They saw that speedrunner who let his wife get BLACKED and thought it was a good idea
>>339127462
anyone know if the mole on her boob is cannon or just the artist?
>>339164186
>>339163421
>Nobody gives a shit
>Symmetra
Yes, yes, keep underestimating me.
what's Hanzo's backstory, again?
>>339127462
Fuck you I only play as Zenyatta.
>implying that Mercy isn't dominant as fuck
>implying that Mercy doesn't get off on the idea of having people completely at her mercy
>implying that she doesn't get off on seeing uncooperative teammates die as she abandons them
she could cure Reinhardt's dementia at any time. but she doesn't.
>>339169018
I know right? I developed a thing for older ladies because of Mercy, man the things you learn about yourself.
>>339170184
PharahxMercy OPT. Symmetra go home.
How do you faggots even stand playing healers?
>play lucio because shit teammates need carry
>even with 10k healing done and bronze damage in a single game and ults whenever they push the point, still can't carry retards hard enough to win
>just go mccree so i can kill everyone
>It's another 'Mercythread devolves to gay ERPing' episode
Oh boy.
>>339134351
>Filenamed "worthless"
>Literally Tier 1 on all competitive sources nearly
Ok.
>>339170594
Go on then, prove it. Go a single match without healing anyone.
>>339141839
are you me?
>>339170908
I will only heal you, my tank, anything for you
>>339170908
If you do this I swear to god I'll beat your ass.
>>339170680
some of us like to rise up and accept responsibility
>literally none of these shitters are capable of playing healer
>and we're going to lose without one
>may as well be me
plus, once you git gud you're pretty important, since everyone seems to be trying to go for le epic potg to actually be credit to team
>>339171190
being a submissive healer is a fucking stupid idea. you've got to get assertive and take command. you control the heals, you control the flow of combat.
>>339132801
Not the same guy but it's perfectly natural to seek validation in video games, it's a big reason alot of people play them.
Thank you based mods for deleting those role playing fags!
>>339171447
What a fucking hilarious notion. Everyone else does whatever they want and you have to hold their dick in your mouth and follow them around
>>339169883
>>339169829
>>339169612
She has a heart of gold made to love her husband and her dozen of kids since she can keep her and her hubby young and fit thanks to NANOMACHINES SONS.
>>339171595
if you want to lose, sure
I hate the level system so much, it makes me want to keep playing.
>alright, I don't really enjoy it all that much anymore, I should put it down but I'm almost leveled up
>ehh, I will just finish that level
>just 1-2 more matches
>ohh, I'm almost level up again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339171783
What a weak willed pussy. If you don't like it stop. Who cares if you level up?
why ever use Hanzo when Widowmaker exists?
>>339171924
Clearing a point with his ult
>>339171924
dragons
>>339171842
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Byrgenwerth college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fishing hamlet, and I have over 300 confirmed insight. I am trained in vampire magic and I’m the top Sudoku player in the entire Vileblood family. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nightmare, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me while I'm sleeping? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the healing church and your blood echoes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, by Kos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just by teleporting behind you. Not only am I extensively trained in impersonal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gehrman's hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the waking world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gained some fucking insight. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you beastly idiot. I will shit blood all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hunter.
>>339171670
Why does everyone think she's made of Nano Machines?
There's nothing in her lore that could lead to such a weird conclusion.
>>339171190
Do you promise to never look at another tank again, even when I'm not around?
Im having an issue with Highlight intro where my Genji and Pharah intros dont ever show, tried uninstalling and reinstalling and posting on overwatch bug but no response, anyone know how to fix it?
>>339171670
Anon, she will fuck anyone who will give her a child. Don't think all those kids are yours. She needs multiple guys to mix her genes with.
>>339133229
Stop rezzing me in front of tanks you fucker. I'm not your personal cert farm.
>>339169018
>>339170620
>>339170620
It happens to all of us eventually
>Mfw I was never interested in the game at all
>Mfw all this waifu shit makes me want to buy it now
>Mfw Blizzard are geniuses for taking an arena moba shooter and smuthering it with attractive female designs that even non waifufags like me will finally give in to
>Mfw all it took was a 3D cartoonish deisgn of a blue eyed blonde haired female in her late 30s with a cute tummy to trigger my mommy fetish and become a waifu fag
>Mfw I finally see for myself why game develops cater to waifu fag crowds
>Mfw I became one of them
>>339172083
she passively regens hp when not getting shot.
combine that with some of the character's bantz being about how she seemingly never ages, and the conclusion is that she's got her healing tech perpetually aimed at herself, to keep herself young
>>339172083
I think that because her lore states that she made breakthorugh in the field of nanobilogy people assume she looks young becasue of that.
>>339127462
Kill yourself
when reaper "reloads," where is he getting his fresh shotguns from?
>>339172278
In your defence, she has an amazing tummy that I want to rub.
>>339131249
You ruined it you idiot.
>>339172367
anus
>>339172413
Nice thumbnail retard
>>339172367
Straight outta hell aka his trenchcoator his beanie depending on which skin you're using
>enemy picks a bunch of good characters for the situation
>teammates have a bunch of useless garbage
>leave the game
im so glad you dont get punished for leaving
>>339172367
His ass duh.
>>339172514
that's one incredibly smug anime girl, anon
>>339172102
I do.. I promise, my tank
I only need you health bar
>>339172514
you do get "punished" if you leave too many games you will get like 75% less xp
Junkrat vs Demoman, who wins?
>>339162085
How many times has Morrison come inside Ziegler?
>>339172750
Mercy is for Reindhart, not S76. Come on, guys, we've all agreed on this
>>339172660
And what do you say if I tell you to heal my tank buddies?
>>339127462
Don't forget to thank your damage dealers.
>>339152878
Literally no ass.
>>339127462
Does Mercy canonically have the biggest titties?
Where's the cheapest place to get this for PC? I really want to try it, but I'm a poorfag and I don't know if I'll like it enough to pay the full amount.
>>339173043
pretty sure that's mei
How do I Zen?
I got a pretty neat skin for him so gave him a go, it's actually pretty fun
Just feel like I'm letting people down using him when I'm the only healer
>>339173358
you ever use the Crusader's Crossbow?
>>339173068
Steam has $5 off with a promo code from Frank Marrs Meat and Sundries if you buy their Flaming Lobster Roll with any drink.
>>339127462
>He wouldn't make a 37 year old the happiest women on the planet
C'mon son.
>>339173358
Zen is Discord and attack first, healing second.
Well, actually, focus on not getting one bodied by Widow or plain melted by anyone else, Discord/attack second, healing third.
He needs a buff badly.
>get more healing done as Zenyatta and I can defend myself/do god tier dps
>wanna like Mercy but teammates are usually assholes who don't really pay attention to me when a tracer or reaper is fucking up my day
>mfw Zenyatta don't need to revive because he can take his teammates from the cusp of death back to full health with his ult
>thanking Mercy
>the most useless character of the cast
Thanks for being useless, I guess.
>>339144283
>Aries
>Natural born tank
ok
>>339144283
I'm Libra and all i do is play healslut, this chart is shit.
>>339172869
Have we? Reinhardt already has that woman following him around in a van. Are you implying they dont have hot sweaty anal sex all night long?
Besides, 76 is a pimp. Bet he's fucked them all.
Hanzo objectively did nothing wrong
>>339144283
Leo
>Genji
>Winston
>Roadhog
>>339133365
>futa
>/b/
the summer has begun
>>339174464
Mercy never heals his dementia because she likes taking advantage of the fact that he occasionally forgets that he has a gf
>>339174469
except for, you know, almost killing his brother
>>339172413
What is this
A tummy for ants
>>339174743
the clan's honor comes first, you fool
>>339134439
perhaps on his own fucking blog
>>339172903
I will do anything that you order me
>>339174464
>anal sex
how about no
>>339175007
>not liking anal
>>339174938
>muh honor
>muh shamfur dispray
>>339175054
It's a little too much work, anon. There's so much necessary internal sterilization just so I can stuff it up a very slightly tighter hole.
I'd much rather get some paizuri and have the girl smiling instead of hearing her bitch, too.
>>339131975
I had the best Reinhardt battle two days ago
>Enemy Reinhardt and I walk into the tiniest room in the game at the same time
>Hit shift
>We charge into each other
>Hammer down
>Start to rape him
>Hammer down
>He starts to rape me
>Swinging into walls trying to dodge each other
>30 seconds later I finally die
Most fun I've had in 20 hours of playtime
Weirdest thing was, we were surrounded by both our teams, but none of them bothered to give backup.
>>339175003
You're supposed to object to anyone but me, and THEN relent and do what I ask, not just jump straight at the chance of another tank you whore.
>>339175308
go back to >>>/soc/
>>339127462
Why the fuck do Healers care so much about getting thanked? You don't see any other class begging for recognition so much. If you don't appreciate the job you're doing and you have to have someone else validate your existence, play a different fucking role.
>>339175183
>Sterilisation
Nigga are you pouring methylated spirits down her butt? Just a nice clean in the shower is perfectly safe, ask any doctor.
>>339175183
It's not like you need an enema everytime you want to do anal. Just ask the girl to clean her asshole every time she showers, it's what my ex girlfriend did and I never got shit on me.The girl doesn't bitch if she's ready for it.
Man it feels good to support!
>>339175184
>pushing the payload as Reinhardt
>enemy Reinhardt pushes me way the fuck back
>push him way the fuck back to the payload
>kill him
>get that last bit of distance
>win
>>339175308
Sorry Sir. Ill try harder!
>>339135072
>>339135594
>play what the team needs every match
>accumulate more hours as lucio, mercy, winston, and reinhardt than any of my favorites
>get fed up with doing is yesterday
>now just play whatever I want and have fun
feels good
You know what bugs me more than anything about this game? There's absolutely no context as to why these heroes and villains are fighting alongside and against each other.
It works for tf2. The characters are mercenaries, so they'll fight anyone, and the setting is goofy enough that no one questions dozens of clones running around.
But Overwatch is mostly played straight. What's going on? Is the game a simulation? A TV show? I need framing!
>>339127462
>play beta
>Mercy has an accent that makes my dick harder than diamonds
>buy game
>expect to hear me some of that sweet swiss dick raiser lines
>different voice actor
W-what have you done to my Mercy blizzfags!
>>339175678
Nigga, look at the map. The videos. The fucking lore is right there.
>>339175598
>team needs Winston
No
>>339175678
no you don't need framing.
just fucking shoot the other team, jesus christ
>>339175678
Maybe they'll explain in the future? Or they'll just go "fuck it we don't have to explain shit".
>>339144283
Not at all, shit list
>>339175685
GO watch a new vs old video. Old Mercy voice made her sound like a hag
>>339141030
Because when you have a fufilling life of amazing experiences and people, and a bunch of dreams to live out through a long life, you understand how awful it is to bring that to an abrupt end for somebody else. What if you suffered the same fate?
But I'm sure your neet neckbeard edgelord ass wouldn't understand such things
>>339175678
How do you need framing for a silly FPS
>>339175914
>Implying that hag voice + beautiful body doesn't make my dick hard.
I know that anon, but it was my thing.
>>339152772
>Still not including Pharah or Mei
Why do people focus on these 5? You can't use the brown chicks excuse because fucking Symmetra is there and she's half robot, and Koreans like DVa are grinding soulless shits.
>>339172869
Pretty sure Mercy is for Lucio. This is a game set in the future, the destruction of the white race is already well into motion.
>>339162085
>mfw noticing Junkrat's amorphous blob body
>>339141030
DEATH COMES
DIE DIE DIE
>>339176103
No, DVa is for Lucio, they're both fans of each other
>>339176103
kill yourself you fucking degenerate retard
>>339176103
Fuck off jewish scum.
>>339141030
*tips hellfire shotguns*
>>339176103
Keep /pol/ in /pol/ but if you're so worried why not find a Mercy IRL and make her give you white kids?
>>339131884
Maybe it's because I play with friends, but I've never felt the need to be recognized for healing.
>>339169754
What if it's a reaction image? What reaction would it be?
>>339176295
>>339176458
>he thinks white people will exist in the near future
Oh if only you knew....
>>339176625tfw wife is just like Meibut she doesn't want kids
>>339164217
You think she doesn't have a gene-therapy shot she gave to the other female Overwatch members that slowly changes their eggs DNA with her own, to be extracted and impregnated into her own ovaries later.
>>339176719
Good meme, Trump will save us you fucking degenerateniggerlover
>>339176730
You should have made it clear before you married her that you wanted kids. Always talk about shit like that before.
>>339144283
>Am a Libra
>prefer melee dps/tank
nope.
>>339175483
Wow, look at all those Q presses
>>339163347
Go into options, under controls is an option to select a hero. Change to Rein and there is an option to toggle shield rather than holding RMB. Saves on your fingers.
Same for Mercy and her heal-beam.
>>339144283
>Virgo
>Not in HealerI'm still gonna play the shit out of Reinhardt
>>339176829
I don't want kids. I do feel guilty about helping the white race die out but I just don't want to deal with them. I have no paternal drive.
>>339177079
Well at lest you're honest, better have no kids than be a lousy parent.
>>339177079
>falling for the "don't let the white race die" meme mentality
>despite this, marry an Asian
how fucking stupid are you, anon?
>>339127462
Feel free to not thank your competent healers.
We're playing a video game also, we just choose to heal.
>>339144283
Cancer here I like Support but I also like tanking.
>>339177249
>Cancer here
Yes you are.
>>339131884
Start out symettra, volskaya defense. Turrets in most annoying spots, absolute safety on objective. team gets through first chokepoint , switch to mercy.Flying around healin, Winston on the point, dies during overtime. Single rez play of the game. Everyone gets to see my battle angel highlight intro. Feels good man. Just keep at it.
>>339131171
Damn you've got a cute femmepenis anon. You need to take your healslut and keep me alive while I tank.
I bet you service cock while I watch porn just as good
>>339172594
She was drawn by the finest smug artisans who work exclusively in the medium of smug.
>>339176856
I'm a Libra - when I DPS, I do prefer Ranged (hunter or Boomkin in wow, etc), but my preferred role above dps is tanking or healing. I only have 1 dps class at 50+ in FFXIV, and that's only because SMN comes free when you level your SCH healer.
So yeah, that chart's only vaguely accurate at best.
>>339168480
Poor Little Black Boy
Where's the next healslut thread?
>>339144283
scorpio here and all i do is tank/dps
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