3 more days
You are playing the dwarfs first .. aren't you /v/?
So many grudges to settle so little time.
>>338399357
TOMB KANGZ
>>338399357
72 hours remain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h_sSI0nHQc
>>338399587
are there black dwarfs?
>>338399587
WE
WUZ
BRITS N' SHEIT
>>338399357
>tfw another 2 years until a real total war game.
>>338399357
Best boys DLC when
>>338399357
Yes, actually. After that either Greenskins or Empire.Bretonnia campaign when
>>338399357
>No knife eared shitters to kill
What's the point
>>338399357
Who skeletons here?
>>338400019
Kemmler and Krell are best duo though
Im torn in-between starting as dorfs or empire
I want to pew-pew and kaboom
But I don't want to play as stunties
>>338400620
>>338400983
VC seem really hard to counter even if they have zero ranged units.
Can't get it 'til Friday, but I gotta go with my Orc Boyz
When?
>watching a vampire cunts legendary playthrough
>guy is just using his leader and a big single unit for most of each battle
well that seems lame
>>338402379
Seems to be Vampires in a nutshell. All your units except for your hero and a big single unit are shit so you try to flank the enemy with them all battle and hope to fuck they route.
>>338401115
>I want to pew-pew and kaboom
Tanks, musketeers, musket cavalry, pistol cavalry, grenade launcher cavalry, mortars, cannons, rocket launchers
The empire has enough of that stuff
>not playing as Warriors of Chaos
It's like you guys enjoy being sniveling cowards.
>>338399357
>>338405396
Anything but Vampires
>>338405469
You lucky bastard
>>338400620
Army of Darkness all the way.
>>338405396
Slaanesh a shit
>>338405396
Dwarves a shit.
>>338405396
I want Bretonnia
i do get the chaos dlc by just buying the game from a keysite toocause the one i bought didnt mention it and i didnt realise this cause im a retard
r-right?
>>338405469
happy fap
>>338405396
rolldfsdfdsf
any news if I can pirate this or do I need to buy it?
Brets > all
>>338405396
rollerino
I'm playing nothing first because I just started Dawn of War and am only on the fifth mission.
>>338406916
It is protected by the latest version of denuvo
>>338407160
darn
>>338405396
Fuck the roll, I'm playing Karl Franz.
>>338399357
I'm waiting for Skaven to arrive.
On the meantime, I might as well enjoy the Warhammer mod for Civ 3
>>338405396
okay cool
>>338405396
GELT GET
Vampire Counts, obviously
>>338405396
Rarrin
>>338405396
Chaos gets 3 leaders despite just being a horde army?
That sucks for everyone else
>>338410114
FreeLC and DLC
>>338405396
Rolling for dwarfs
>>338410114
It probably has more to do with the fact that they are a dlc faction. There are several free Legendary Lords coming out for some of the other factions down the road however.
>>338410356
>new unit
Gotta admire the balls on them for that, the army just flat out has a unit missing at launch
>>338410463
None of the factions have 100% complete rosters. I don't see the issue.
>>338410594
counts flat out has 1 unit less than the other armies
>>338410668
You took the time to tally up all of the units for every army? How many are there?
>>338405396
>Empire's mage leader is mr BUILD WALL
Oh boy can't wait for the edgy voicelines
>mfw not sure if my toaster will run it
Will a GTX 650 run it on low? Please say yes
>>338410827
there's a wiki already
>>338411123
I'm aware famalam, stop dodging the question. If you're so certain that Vamps have 1 whole unit less than everybody else, then you should have a number.
>>338399357
It's a bore
>>338411110
maybe
>>338410356
I hope that this isn't just for skirmish and multiplayer. I want new campaigns.
>>338405396
>No Skarsnik
Way to drop the ball
>>338405396
ROLLING FOR DA DWARFY THENGS
>>338412149
Everything adds to the campaign.
>>338399357
>HIGH KING STILL HASNT STARTED SHIPPING
FUCKING BRITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338405396
Rolling for 69
>>338412506
Please - Grom the Paunch would literally eat Skarsnik and his puny squig.
>>338405396
r-r-r-r-r-r-olling
>>338412621
Well, there's no Bretonnia campaign.
>>338412506
He's probably going to get his own lord pack with lots and lots of squigs.
>>338406862
How come he's not daemonfied like other daemon champions?
All he gets is a Slaanesh tongue sword and a nothing to protect his dick.
>>338405396
franz get
>>338413090
It is going to be added for free later though, as CA stated directly that they would never charge for Bretonnia's campaign. It's widely assumed that they are the New Playable Race on that image.
>>338413271
Okay, hadn't heard that. Good news.
>>338413090
>Well, there's no Bretonnia campaign.
that sucks
>Want that shit
>Not enough money in my budget to buy it
Will suck dick for warhams.
So which armies are the ranged ones?
>>338405396
Karl Franz plz gott.
>>338413452
Dwarf and Empire
>>338401217
>No ranged
Really?
>>338413452
Wood Elves, if we're going by all armies.
Dwarf if we're going by the ones in the game.
>>338413452
Dorfs are designed around literally never advancing
>no monies
>>338399357
Of course I am.
>>338413805
Rob a bank.
>>338414036
banks dont have monies any more its all in the computa
>>338414082
Rob a computa.
>Denuvo
Wew lad
>>338413805
Suck a few dicks for cash.
someone redpill me on this game
I'm new to total war and only played the original shogun
>>338400317
You kicked them out of the Old World some time ago. Forest hippies don't count.
>>338414208
now theres a thought
>>338414283
Essentially, there are ample races in a fantasy world, and some of them don't like each other. You pick a legendary hero from one of the races, and march that race off to kill as many as you can of whoever you don't like.
You use magic, flying units and other fun shit.
So can we all agree that the End Times isn't canon?
>>338414353
I know, right!
>>338405396
gimme some
>>338414579
The End-what?
>>338414353
I'm a computer!
Stop all the robbin'!
>>338405396
Rolling.
Come on Empire
>>338414579
The what-times?
>>338405396
sig
>>338414579
Never happened, don't know what you're talking about, GW never gave the races new dumb names so they could copyright them, and so on.
>>338405396
Empire
>meh
Dwarfs
>meh
Greenskins
>no Skarsnik
Vampires
>no Neferata
Chaos Warriors
>no Crom
>no Valkia
>no Khalida
>no Arkhan
>no Morathi
>no Kouran
>no Alith Anar
>no Katarin
>no Beastmen of any kind
None of my fav Warhammer heroes are in the game. Guess I'll chose Mannfred.
>>338415212
>no Valkia
She'll be part of Daemons of Chaos, which are a faction to be added later on in the game, or with one of the expansions.
>>338414579
>>338405396
Gimme Grimgor
>>338415334
where do the Bloodsecrators live?
>>338405396
Dorfs
>>338405396
>rolling
>>338399357
What is seriously wrong with all these losers having a huge hard on for dwarves? I don't mean just for TW Warhammer, but just in general with fantasy, why is it always the most cringey who love the dwarves?
I want to play vampires but i don't want to destroy the empire, that's too evil
Orks > Orcs
Chaos with guns and possesed vehicles > Chaos without them
>>338415860
Then have a non aggression pact with them and mess with the dorfs/orcs or get slammed by chaos up north.
>>338415860
If you're playing Mannfred, you'll only be taking control of the Empire that is yours by birthright and killing the usurper Franz.
>>338415968
But you can't conquer orc/dwarf lands
>>338415290
Well, she's from Warriors of Chaos army so....
Also I'd prefer Wulfrik than Sigvald for more Norcan/Marauder theme.
>>338415860
Vampires are the best mate
>>338415583
Dwarves are basically short, neckbeards, who live underground doing the same thing everyday, but with muscle.
Do you really have to ask why autist find them so appealing?
>>338399357
Get back to me when skaven are in
>>338415290
>>338415212
are the valkia books any good? I ignored them because I wasn't sure how the fuck a chaos protagonist would work
Bretonnia campaign WHEN? I want my overdone king arthur's court with fucking pegasus knights.
>>338416059
A mod will be on the workshop from the launch that will let you occupy anything. They mentioned this in a blogpost or video I believe.
>>338405396
....come on!!!!
>>338413271
>new race is already one partially in the game that shares models and animations with an existing race
I guess we'd be fools to think the free race would be something that requires unique animations and effort.
>>338416203
Pleb
Get back to me when Dogs of War are in
>>338416280
I didn't like the book.
The author doesn't really know how to write well in the tone of the setting.
I mean, Valkia, at one point, remarks how the Norse tribes are misogynistic.
Now tell me, does that sound like shit that would come to mind to any Norse woman in Warhammer Fantasy?
>>338416367
>get a bunch of stuff for free
>complain that some of it didn't take enough effort
I'm not one to throw around the 'E' word, but come on anon.
Is there a stable ROTD? Trying to play that 1.6 easy install because it had those up to date patches but it's pretty fucked.
I also want to play Ostermark but it starts you at a deficit next to two full stacks of of beastmen with only a half stack for yourself and no free upkeep units.
>>338416087
All those are just mental patients as seen by drunks.
>>338416582
Beginning of the End Times released today and is supposed to be more stable than CoW. It's still crashing a bunch though.
About to start Shogun 2 for the first time. It also happens to be my first TW. Are there any quality of life mods I should look into before starting, or go totally vanilla?
>>338416787
Just go vanilla
Who is most like the protoss?
>>338405396
Rollan'
>>338415583
>>338416101
Spotted the elf fags
>>338416787
Vanilla works, though Fall of the Samurai is a great expansion. Naval combat sucks dick in base Shogun 2 but gets much better in Fall, Fall also has the best gun gameplay in the series.
>>338416787
Shogun 2 is the best TW to start with. It's much more simple than Rome 2 or Attila imo while retaining all its depth.
For the life of me I just can't stand the province system or Rome 2, the shit load of slightly different versions of each buildings, the politics and all those other shits that add very little gameplay wise and just end up being tedious
>>338416621
Take that back
>>338405396
no lizard men ffs
>>338416787
Go vanilla mods suck
>>338410356
I imagine all 5 factions are going to get another legendary lord, maybe two. Just having two-three seems a bit small.
>>338417242
looks like a jew
Reminder that Bretonnia will be available for multiplayer/custom battles day one
I never played a TW game before but I want this so bad due being glorious Warhammer, how hard is too get around the mechanics?
>>338418582
There are tutorials built into the campaigns that will ease you into it. If it's still too much for you then play dwarfs. They are easy mode.
Siege attacking seem to be so much easier than defending from some videos I've seen.
>>338399357
Of course I'm playing dorfs.
Rome Total War- Edit notebook file to enable all factions.
All new Total War games- 4 factions with 1-2 preorder factions and 10 more over the next two years with DLC.
>>338419526
Rome was the only fleshed out and unique faction in Rome Total War you disingenuous faggot. Everything else was either a hellenic reskin or a barbarian reskin. Being a different faction just meant different colored pajamas and a different starting position.
>>338419719
Either you didn't actually play the game or you're an idiot.
There was massive variety in Rome.
>>338405396
Dwarf please
>>338405396
>rollarino
>>338420137
Your nostalgia googles have blinded you anon. The game has zero faction diversity.
>>338405396
lets see now
>>338420418
THE CONCH. HAS. SPOKEN.
>>338405396
No orcfags pls.
>>338418934
Fuck off Vampire Cunts.
>>338399831
Hahahahahah jokes on you they signed off for THREE Warhammer gamesTotal War is dead
>>338418582
Warhammer is being designed to be accessible to people new to the series, so you shouldn't have too much of an issue.
And before people get scared of the 'a' word, just play the game on hard instead of normal now.
>>338406832
Chaos DLC is free as long as you buy the game in the first week of release.
Skellymen faction always and forever, vampires are a bonus i guess
>>338420263
>>338420263
I completely disagree. Rome does have more variety, this is true but even the barbarian factions can be used completely differently.
Germania for example uses a mix of low tier phalanx troops and close combat specialists but doesn't have much in the way of cavalry.
Britain is more skirmish and chariot focused and Gaul is basically the middle ground of decent frontline spear units with some half decent cav and heavy infantry to pack some punch.
Thats just the main three Western Barbarian factions. I've played them all.
They are all different.
>>338421075
>Three
Are these real sequels or just the large expansions that add on to the campaign they have been talking about?
>>338406832
You get it.
>>338399357
Crack when?
>>338421286
>Denuvo
>>338421349
is that spanish for something?
>>338421582
That's anti-pirate speak for "NEVER EVER".
>>338421582
Yes, it roughly translates to "never ever".
>>338416280
Doesn't matter. She's a hot Chaos waifu without a penis like a proper Slaanesh girl, without a disease like a proper Nurgle girl and without a mutated eye in place of her vagina like a proper Tzeentch girl
>>338421227
expandalones
>>338405396
Having a roll.
>>338421227
Basically Atilla. Where they say it's a brand new game but it's really just a standalone expansion that reuses all the same assets.
>>338421182
Vampire Cunt Master Race.
Are there any good Warhammer video games? Literally the only one I can even think of other than this one is Warhammer Online and obviously that's dead now.
>>338405396
waagh time boyz let's go
>>338422503
Vermintide
>>338422503
Vermintide is alright. Would be better if the loot system wasn't so needlessly grindy.
>>338422503
dark omen
vermin tidedebatable
>>338405396
ROLLAN!!!!!1
>>338422628
>>338422631
>>338422751
Oh yeah Vermintide. Very forgettable apparently.
>>338405396
Roll Roll Roll your boat
>>338422503
vermingrind
>>338405396
rolling right now
>>338405396
so it shall be
>>338405396
roal
>>338405396
Rollin here we go.
>>338423346
WA-to the-AGH
>>338422895
I thought it was... alright?
To this day and age I couldn't even finish the tutorial section of shogun 2. I know classic strategy game addiction awaits but the learning curve is just too damn high.
>>338423582
>learning curve is just too damn high.
>shogun 2
what
>>338423582
don't worry this one is dumbed down enough
some factions don't even have to deal with trading
This is the only series that would make me buy a good PC. I hate that my shitty computer can't run it.
>>338422503
Recently Vermintide
Mordheim and Blood Bowl are decent enough adaptations
Going back aways there is horned rat and dark omen
>>338423535
It's a good game, but content updates happen so infrequently that it's not really worth remembering. We are getting a new map next week, but it's the first update the game's had in like four months.
>>338399709
Kind of. There are Chaos Dwarfs.
>>338400019
How are those books?
>>338406862
Is this guy a playable hero for the Chaos Knights in Total Warhammer? I'm not huge into into Warhammer lore, but this fag looks kinda cool and I would probably pick Chaos Knights if I could use him.
>>338424470
Yes and he has his own questline to boot.
>>338405396
Gimme something neato
>>338405396
rollin PLEASE
>>338405396
Rolling for stuff
>>338405396
CMON GRANDPA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
>>338424470
>Beautiful from birth, Sigvald’s fondness for hedonistic excess saw him exiled from his tribe but also gained him a powerful patron: Slaanesh. Now, he heads an army devoted to himself. Slaying anything he deems ugly or unsavoury, he fights as much for his perverse ego as he does for Slaanesh.
He's 1 of 3 chaos Lords.
>>338405396
ROLL DEM BONES.
>>338405396
rolling for stuck in
>>338424576
Oh dude sweet. Looks like I'm picking the Chaos Knights. What's this guys deal anyway? Is he some total queer or does he like bang a lot of chicks or what? I skimmed through his wiki and he sounds like Vega if he was in Warhammer.
>>338424787
>>338425050
Sounds like my kind of asshole
>>338413397
Will you really though?, cuz ive got some disposable income and an unsucked dick
I bought this game and I've never played a Total War game, nor do I have any experience with Warhammer.
How are my life choices?
>>338425341
I don't even know what Warhammer is and I see it for years now on /v/. I thought it was some furutristic space marines shit with fantasy elements but from the trailer it's more like pure fantasy.
>>338399357
anyone know what the exact unlock time is? tuesday 6am british time or something?
>>338422503
Mark of Chaos.
Why the fuck did no one mention Mark of Chaos? It's not amazing but at least good.
>>338425717
12:00AM Pacific
>>338425341
I'm in the same boat. I might have a little more experience with Warhammer than you do since I've played a few games based in that universe, but other then that I don't know shit bout actual lore and I HARDLY play RTS. Looks like a blast though and I've been looking for something brand new to learn and sink time into.
>>338425341
You are not fucked. This is a great game to start off with. The AI can be a little brutal on hard though, so stay on normal for your first run.
>>338425649
There is Warhammer Fantasy (often just called Warhammer) which is the universe that's getting this Total War game.
Then there's Warhammer 40 000, or just 40k, which is futuristic.
>>338425762
It had some neat features, like the dueling system, but the game was crap.
>>338405396
Roll roll roll
>>338425882
You can pause in combat, which is nice for when you need to give order or rethink things, and it's great for RTS-newbies.
Don't be afraid to use it, but don't go overboard either. The battles are suppose to take place in real-time.
>>338405396
rollan for dwarfs
>>338425862
>Pacific
Being on the east coast is hell
>>338426221
Call me when you're on the other end of the worldm8.
>>338424384
For most parts, they're great pulp fantasy. Nothing particularly deep or memorable, but incredibly enjoyable and easy to read.
Orcslayer should be skipped, though, as it is fucking awful.
>>338425862
that's midnight right, lol
>>338426316why would I want to go there?
>>338426538
I was born here.Help.
>>338405396
any number higher than 20 and I down
>>338426369
>>338405469
>>338408669
>three 69's in fifty replies
This pleases Slaanesh.
>>338424858
Ayyyyyy.
Exactly who I wanted.
Wyvern riding master race.
What's the deal with the Tomb Kings ITT? Why is everyone so hellbent on then getting in the game?
>>338405396
Since I really can't decide who to play I'll roll
>>338427709
because spooky scary skeletons that are blinged out is pretty based.
>>338425649
It's the one Warcraft copied because they couldn't get the license.
>>338427709
They're fucking egyptian skellingtons
What more do you want
>>338427782
But, don't Vampire Cunts already fill that niche?
>>338427709
/v/ again showing how hipster and unique they are.
>skellelingtons XD so fahnny xD
>>338405396
i really want to kill myself
>watching some gameplay videos on youtube
>no one reads the fucking tooltips when they are confused
>every 5 minutes they ask for subscription and likes
>mindless babbling train of thought
>can't flank
>micromanage 1 unit while their ranged gets raped off screen
KILL ME
>>338428276
perfect
>play as Chaos Warriors
>if you lose a battle it's immediately GAME OVER
Chaos WArriors is literally the Dark Souls of TW:WH factions
>>338427709
Because who the fuck doesn't want a game where you can play as egyptian skeletons fighting aztec dinosaurs?
>>338428658
Okay that actually sounds really fucking cool.
>>338405396
plz no shortstacks
>>338428362
>watching YouTubers
Found the issue!
>>338428362
>assblasted and cringy
WITH PLEASURE
>>338428586
anon you can have more than 1 army
AYY
How many patches do you guys think it'll take to not be broken?
How many shekels do you think all the DLC is going to cost?
I really didn't get into Shogun 2, but enjoyed Rome, what are the odds I'll enjoy this one?
>>338429125
someone translate that
is that a unit for chaos?
>>338429125
I'm glad that Tzeentch gets some spotlight. And not Khorne again.
>>338429343
Game seems really stable based on streams so far
There's a few things that are imbalanced but they'll get patched out (probably) before the plebs figure out how to use them properly.
>>338429406
Its a spoiler for something that's shown in the reveal trailer and isn't really that surprising
>>338405396
rollan for gork an mork
![[distant fug].png](https://i.imgur.com/lEaidJW.png "[distant fug].png")
>>338429524
Tzeentch was the Chaos head honcho in Age of Reckoning.
It's really always down to him or Khorne to be the villain though, you can't really make a Slaanesh game without drifting into the dark side of M-rated.
>>338405396
Just not Gelt please
