>if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games
>don't take your mind off of your physical illness for even a second
>you have to sit at home and suffer because you had the audacity to get sick
>>338088272
>if you're too sick for school you're too sick for Uncle Hungus' meat
>wait til they go off to work
>play video games anyway
Pro strats right here
>>338088272
oh fuck I remember having this, what nonsense
>>338088272
>If you're too sick for video games you're not too sick to make shit shit threads on /v/
>>338089019
It always sat wrong with me but this really helps put into words what I felt.
>If you're too sick for video games you are too sick for school
>go to school when they leave for work
I just wanted some education
>forgetting to change your status to offline and getting worried someone will grass on you at school
>>338088272
>unplugs ps2 controller, puts it in trunk and leaves for work so I can't play
>take secret backup controller out from under bed and play all day
:^)
Being off school and playing vidya is one of the best feelings in life. Enjoy it while you can young anons.
>Be actually sick
>"Mom can I stay home today?"
>"No you gotta go to school, otherwise you gotta go to the hospital if your dying"
>"Well I'm not dying so I don't need to go to the hospital but--"
>"Great! Then you're going to school!"
>Spend all day suffering at school
My Mom always did this shit to me, it was ruthless. My Dad on the other hand...
>Sneeze at the breakfast table.
>"You sick son? Stay home if you're sick. I'll call your school from work."
My Dad is a business man and knows it's better to just let someone stay home if they're even a bit sick so they can be back in top condition in a day or two. Also getting everyone around you sick just makes an unending cycle of disease that affects productivity far more than someone staying home fraudulently.
>>338090281
this sounds like a monty python sketch
>Parents actually let me play vidya while i was sick
>Slept with the controller in my hand
>>338088272
i hated that shit so much
Mom was right and we all know it
>>338094000
yeah but that didn't stop us from playing the moment we couldn't see her car anymore
>>338094063
or when the black neighbour came to fix the lightbulb in the bedroom
stupid nigger always took like one hour to fix it and my mom had to constantly yell at him
>>338094063
>my mom was stay at home mom
kill me senpai
>if you're too sick for school you're too sick for water
>*smacks water glass out of your hand*
anyone else?
>>338094264
>being a nigger
>>338094063
>You just want me to go away anon! You hate me!
>>338088272
She's right though
>>338088272
>see sun's reflection off mom's car when she pulls into drive way.
I don't think I've moved faster in my life. Got caught once and she started to just keep the ac cord for the n64
>tfw mom died when I was young and dad was cool with me skipping school to play vidya
>tfw he would even lie to the school saying I was sick when I really wasn't
B A S E D
D A D
>>338088272
>tfw you're actually too sick for videogames
>get sick nowadays
>get excited because i can watch movies or play video games all day
>actually sit around suffering and sleeping instead
everytime
>>338088272
>tfw really sick for few days
>stay home from school
>dad who works second shift wants to play age of empires 2 against me
>I do too
>last like 15 minutes before puking and going back to sleep
>beliterallyme
>middle school started an hour later than the other schools
>tuesdays were two hours later
>tuesdays were porn day
>wait after mom leaves
>go to computer
>look up star wars porn because I was a horny teenager, and those slave outfits were cash
>one tuesday finish looking a porn
>go to class
>second period I realize I left the computer on
>I didnt even close the window
>o_shit.jpg
>activate bullshit mode
>go to office
>devise plan to "get" a "project" that I "accidentally left" at home
>office tells me to get permission
>call mom
>holy shit it worked
Never ran home faster in my entire life
>Uhhh I understand mom.
>I am so sick I am just going to sit in bed all day
>uuuuggghhhh my hea- I mean stomach
>Ok honey theres soup on the stove, I got to go to work
>*mom leaves for work*
>*Get up and play video games until I hear the garage door open*
GG EZ mom
>masturbate in class
>call dad to pick me up
ahahaha
>>338090075
This.
Also
>tfw hear car door slam
>turn console and tv off
>hastily wrap up controller
>running to my room at the speed of light
Still gives me an adrenaline rush thinking about it
>mom comes back
>be sick
>suffering from a disgusting and fetid diarrhea
>"NO YOU'RE FINE, TOUGH IT UP"
>of course, have to leave class every 10 minutes to shit
>smell like shit for the whole day
>people probably noticed but never said anything because I was friends with basically everyone
>still, everyone must've smelled me
Fucking. Hell.
I love you mom but you were a motherfucking cunt.
>Mom took fucking everything I owned to work when I was sick
did she expect me to fucking sleep for another 8 fucking hours?
>mfw my mom didn't care if I played games when I was sick
>>338096320
I felt disappointed and sad reading this
>If you're too sick for school you're too sick to live in my house!
Anyone else?
>sick at the same time as mum
>tell her if she's too sick for work she's too sick to sit there playing tetris and solitaire on the computer
>she never pulls that shit again
Good times.
>>338088272
>moms wears her silky see through purple dress and bends over in front of you
>>338098853
What's wrong with you?
>>338095854
do you have a job though or are you a NEET weeb?
>>338098779
>tfw mom never EVER got sick so I couldn't use that move
Honestly I have no idea how she pulled that off. Maybe she was just really good at faking.
>>338098853
That's gross, anon.
>>338098853
>>338098958
I was going to let my dick rest today, but that made my pocket rocket ready for blast off
>Anon you have a 79 in chemistry!
>No more video games until you get your grade back up
IT'S JUST A FUCKING C YOU ROASTIE WHORE
>>338098572
You ended up on /v/ posting anime.
Your lax mother ended up not teaching you discipline so u grow up to be a real life ken-sama
>>338098853
If you're too sick for school, you're too sick to wear a condom.
>>338090496
God damn, how young are you?
>>338094174
>BLACKED.jpg
>>338090496
How would they know you're online if they're at school?
>pretend to be sick
>mom doesn't even care, tells me to do whatever I want while she goes to work
>feeling very sick one day
>playing some video games while lying down
>dad tells me it's time to go to bowling league
>i actually enjoy bowling, but tell dad i think im going to be sick
>THATS BULLSHIT SON, YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY
>go bowling
>end up throwing up all over the bowling alley
>dad carries me to washroom while im throwing up all over the floors
>they had to cancel the whole bowling league for the day
And he never called me a lier again. So i abused that to stay home from school and play vidya
>>338099702
>he doesn't log on to Steam at school
desu senpai senpai c'uck desu
if you're too tired to play video games you're too tired to suck dicks
>>338099541
Not him, but during my high school I used to play 360 online.
If someone saw I was on 3/4 hours ago when school was going they'd know I skipped.
Not like I gave a fuck, I skipped my entire Senior year and still graduated.
Had to work to pay for rent.
>>338099250
>It's just a fucking C
You were lazy and didn't actually learn anything if you got a C in a course.
>>338096637
>have a Playstation with that peripheral screen that attaches to the back
>have it with the power cord
>keep it hidden under my bed with a couple of go to games
>whenever I was sick or grounded (which I was always getting grounded) I'd hook up my Playstation
They think I'd be lying in bed thinking about what I did wrong but I was playing fucking Crash 2 or Final Fantasy VIII/IX
>>338100794
Same,
Except I needed to get my dick wet.
>>338100836
t. D grades
>>338098572
>mfw my mom didn't care
>>338089019
>>338088272
To be fair, I did have sick days so bad that I couldn't even watch television. Nothing like spending whole day at the bathroom, switching between puking guts out and laying around like a bum.
>>338092261
Your dad sounds like a cool guy.
I hated going to school when i was sick as fuck. Every year around the same time i'd always get sick. either i grew out of it, or some fucker was going around school spreading that shit because i havent been sick in over 2 years.
>If you're too sick for school, you're too sick forone of my sloppy blowjobs
>>338101223
man, that screen was fucking cash.
>>338099250
>>338100836
It's like I'm watching my ego berate myself for my actions in highschool but in messageboard form
>>338102160
Awwwwww Mom! That's so unfair! I wouldn't even be doing anything!
>>338102616
Where's the cord from the NES controller?
>living with your parents.
>>338102710
She circumcised it.
>>338099250
>7 point grading scale
>91 is a B
>83 is a C
>76 is a D
>Mom gives me shit for bad grades when the system is rigged as fuck.
>Go to different school with 10 point scale. Make same percent grades but mom happier with better grades.
Man fuck the Fayetteville, NC school system.
>if you're too sick for school, you're too sick forA DEAL
>Be a grown as 27 year old adult.
>Stay home from work cause sick.
>Call mom and tell her out of habit and cause I'm a good son.
>"What are you doing anon?"
>"Just got up, mom, playing some video games."
>"You should be resting! Not playing video games."
It never changes anons. But thankfully, you can say, "Ok mom." and then hang up the phone.
42 hours deep in Witcher 3 from taking a sick weekend. If I didn't get sick, I wouldn't have time to sink in this massive game.
>>338104526
>42 hours
>Witcher 3
I'd be more sick of that game than I was physically.
>>338104780
I'm enjoying it. It was just today that I felt, "Ok, I need a break."
Plus, being a grown ass adult with grown ass responsibilities, I haven't spent time on a game like that in a while.
>>338104975
True.
I work a lot, but the time I finally get to play games I just feel like resting and browsing /v/ cuz you need the mindset to game.
I just rushed a Crushing difficulty of the first Uncharted for PS4.
I'm finishing up Brutal mode and getting all the trophies.
I hate being a perfectionist, cuz I burn out so easily on games.
I have to get that Platinum or 1000/1000
>>338104180
but anon,do I really have to suck your nipples?
Tell me, /v/. What's it like to have biological parents?
>Fucking your own mom
That shit's only cool in doujins. Aunt is as far as I'd go in real life
>>338105639
Love knows no boundaries.
I have friends who aren't my biological friends but I call them my brothers.
When you care about someone, blood doesn't matter
>You can hear your Mom's footsteps coming easily so you can turn your console off in time
>You only turn off your TV and not the console and your mom never knows
>You played your handheld under your covers ans no one knew
>>338101395
I'm sorry.
>>338090778
This was the worst. Or when we finally get internet my mother would shut off the router off in the evening so I wouldn't stay up all night. Which would make it even worse since I'd have to wait for her to fall asleep THEN turn it back on and play. Like nigga had you let me have my extra hour or so I'd have gone to bed myself.
>My inner inmature brat wants to fake illness
>Put on a decent, subtle act
>Dad is actually cool about it and supports me
>Feel guilty, learn not to do it again
Cool parents equal good parents.
>>338106000
My mom would touch the controller to see if it was warm... the clever woman.
>>338102616
moar?
>>338106521
Should have worn gloves when you play
>sick as fuck, playing vidya
>see some hot shit
>go to PC
>fapping to bad images, cause fuck you I was horny
>mom walks in on me fapping to jpeg images of boobs
>something like this occurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyoO3JjkWz8
>>338106000
>that dad who would set up cameras around the house, one being in your room
I hate my childhood.
>>338099008
that's how moms are
>get sick and stay home from school
>mom doesn't say anything about video games even though she hates them and there are video games in my room
>hop up on my bed and start playing Kirby's Super Star
>realize after a few minutes I'm actually too sick for video games
>>338106681
how would that stop my dick and balls from warming up the controller?
>>338088272
>parents were never at home, always working during the day
>wait for everyone to leave
>call one of my parents
>get day off all alone, wank several times and have a comfy quiet vidya session
I pity those who have never experienced this feel.
>>338103409
>91 is a B
>83 is a C
>76 is a D
what kind of weird fucking grading system is this
>>338106798
>my plants were slipping and I was pulling them up
holy shit my sides
>>338107081
The Bell curved system?
>>338106798
>just me and dad home
>dad walks in at like 2am for some reason
>i am beating my meat
>"UUGGGHHHH! Well, carry on then!"
>turns around
>walks out
>puts on some shittty country music in the next room and hums very loudly
fucking asshole
>>338106798
>It was a virus!
Please tell me there's more like this.
>>338107081
I've seen that weird system, and then it turned into the 1/2/3/4 system.
4 is amazing, 3 is good, 2 is failing, and 1 well pretty much means you haven't done any work.
I graduated with a 2.5 or something and I say on my resume I graduated with a 3.5.
Either way, in classes, as long as I got a D I was happy cuz D is passing.
>>338107336
>>puts on some shittty country music in the next room and hums very loudly
Damn, what a cheeky motherfucker
>>338106798
>I DELETED THE VIRUS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>338100836
you know that C is average right
>>338098498
You didn't hide shit? You fückin up kid.
>>338107697
Clearly she wants your dick
>>338107697
>manager
They have access to your personal info, Anon.
She probably got the info from the manager, which is against policy in nearly every establishment.
>>338107697
You realise you put your address on the tax forms you sign right?
And usually when you get the job with the companies forms?
>>338107336
You're dad gets it.
>>338100836
Does anyone honestly learn anything from school? I barley remember half the shit
>>338094174
Triggered
>mom would be off from work
>I'd wake up mildly tired on a school day
>"Oh, anon, you look sick! You should stay home today."
>stay home and we play pokemon together all day
I have good parents
>>338098853
the pinnacle of degeneracy
>>338103409
Another survivor of Fayettenam. Fuck the 7 point system and Fayetteville.
>>338108023
>I barley remember half the shit
I can tell.
>>338106083
heh parents
always fucking up so badlyand that's why we all ended up here
>>338088272
>have bad shit happen throughout childhood
>be depressed throughout middle and high school
>could simply stay home if i sobbed a little bit because my mom would feel bad for me
Kind of regret it though... missed out on better grades.. and having friends...
>call parents and convince them I'm terrible
>as soon as I hang up go play video games
>always turn off my consoles 1 hour before my sister comes home
It's a good thing I can set up plans like this
>>338094264
>Parents a little too complicated to live with
>Split
>Raised by grandma, live with her at 25, still to this day, to take care of her
>Why?
>"Can I miss school?"
>"Sure"
Good grades anyways so?
Also
If it was slightly snowing I missed a full week.
Winters were comfy.
>>338108295
>tfw you're depressed because you have no friends
>tfw you have no friends because you're depressed
>>338098853
Well, I always wanted a little brother.
>>338108556
And your mom always wanted an abortion lmao
>>338107697
You have to move. They're going to kill you.
>>338106798
ironically it could have been a virus
i had a friend that every single time he turned on the pc he was bombarded with sexual popups from every fucking place even with his net turned offobviously he was deep in porn shit before that
>>338108657
>>338108150
That sounds nice.
>>338088272
suck my dick bitch I'll do what I want
>>338108820
>ironically it could have been a virus
No it couldn't. Did you watch the whole video?
>says he got a virus by downloading something
>refuses to say what he was downloading
>says he just deleted the virus after that
>and his pants slipped off by accident
Nothing makes sense.
>Stay home sick
>Mother says no computer or television
>Go back to sleep but wake up an hour later
>Get on the computer, cause she will never know
>Log in to MSN to talk to my buddies and play some of dat Graal
>Mom added her work MSN to my account
>Showed she was online while I was online
>Mother messages me a smiley face
YOU SNEAKY FUCKER
>>338098853
Well, now you gotta post the comic.
>go to school even when sick
>have perfect attendance every year
>school denies me perfect attendance awards in elementary school after winning it 3 years in a row
They marked me absent a couple days every year after that on purpose to let the hispanics that have the "highest attendance" win instead.
>>338109475
>Graal
I rarely see this game posted on /v/. It was awesome when it was free but it was still kind of fun even through 2007, even though it was dying from unixmad allowing people to buy their own servers instead of working on servers that already existed. Fucking jew
>>338109475
>not making a sneak account
REALLY?
Make a new account, say you're like 100 years old, make some shitty password "iloveamanda* and have a full adult account.
git gud
>>338108556
What did he mean by this?
>>338100836
Cs get degrees nigga.
>>338094174
I'll bet your mom enjoyed those visits
>get good grades
>"hey mom I don't feel like going to school today"
>"ok"
>proceed to play video game all day
>>338110451
SAuce now
>>338109673
>The only servers that even had a playerbase were Unholy Nation, N-Pulse, and sometimes Maloria.
I kind of miss it.
>>338110548
Just go to tags on nhentai, click popular, and find a manga that interests you. One image is never enough
>>338090496
>online games when you're a kid
steam wasnt a thing until high school for me
>>338110548Pretty sure there is no bigger doujin for this or anthingIt's just a single pic, sry made.
see >>338110749
>>338096331
>>338106798
>>338106798
>I got scared that the virus would spy on me with my camera so I got out of my chair and my pants slipped
>>338111072
>online games didn't exist before steam
Sure they weren't, kid.
>>338104526
>In Primary school we were noted from 0 to 10
>In college from 0 to 20
>10 is the average
>Having something like a 15 was a sign of success for my parents
I feel bad for you mate.
>>338106798
What kind of shitty parent screams at their kid just because they were fapping?
I bet this happened in America.
>>338114114
Woops meant to link to this >>338103409
>>338114114
what
>my mom was pretty cool
>if I was sick, I could play vidya
>dad not so cool
>didn't like that I played vidya
>told me a co-worker told him that his sons succeeded because their dad took their consoles and smashed it in front of them
>my dad told me he always dreamed of doing that to me
Why would someone want to smash vidya consoles in front of their kids?
>Never check on me unless I made noise
>Play the Day away
>>338114578
Pc master race dads
>be me
>be sick as fuck
>try to play some video games to feel better
>mom puts my blanket in the dryer to make it warm
>spoon feeds me soup
>too sick to play video games
>watch TV while laying down
>too sick to move ask her to change channels for me
>next day slightly better
>mom bought me a video game so I'd be happier
Jesus Christ /v/ what did you do to make your parents such hardasses?
>>338114929
nothing
why do you think we're here
>>338114929
If your child plays up, you fucking berate 'em till they're normal like the others kids.
seriously most parents resort to the most basic behaviorism because they never considered learning how to raise children.
>have immune system governed by senator armstrong and equipped with tactical nukes to take out a small country
>never get sick aside from chicken pox in third grade
>never got to skip school to play vidya
i still got out of classes to go on extracurricular related trips, but never getting to stay home
>>338090496
Holy shit elementary school kids are using steam and browsing 4chan
And they're honoring Colin Mochrie.
Good on ya kid, rock on.
>my mom also play vidya
>>338097462
My parents would touch the back of the tv to check if it was hot.
>>338116482
holy fuck that's autistic as fuck
why couldn't they cut you some slack?
>>338117196
asian
>tfw my first experience with porn was a vhs in my parents room
I'd asked to watch it like a million times because I thought it looked like a cool superhero movie or whatever . Turns out it was a different kind of action and that was the day a 5 year old boy developed a bdsm fetish.
>>338091147
i enjoy hard anal when im homesick
>>338088272
This never happened to me.
>be me
>never got sick
>never got to stay home for a few days and play vidya
Who here /goodimmunesystem/?
>almost never actually get sick as a kid
>most of my "sick days" were faking
>I still enjoyed them because I could sneak a book or a game boy under the sheets
>>338107081
I went to a military boarding school that used it. It's fucking awful getting a 3.0 for 92s and 91s. Some of my uni courses have used it also.
>tfw understanding parents
>straight up told me that if there was a day I didn't want to go to school (stayed up all night like a retard, didn't do homework/study, just wake up not feeling it) they didn't mind me taking a day as long as I didn't abuse the privilege
>>338100272
How smug did you feel after you propelled proof of your ailment through your esophagus?
>Develop a fever overnight while while my grandmother is looking after me
>In the morning, throwing up and fading in and out of consciousness with my fever
>Feels like I'm on fire
>Overhear my father arguing with my grandmother about me faking it
>Fall back unconscious
>Wake up, it's 7pm, I've been out for 12 hours
>Nobody's home
>Fever feels a little better
>Sitting in the dark for an hour, find my Gameboy within arm's reach
>Turn it on, music plays
>Door bursts open
>Dad declares he knew I was faking it
>Beats the fuck out of me
>Sent to school the next day despite still being very ill
>Throw up all over my desk
>Dad beats the fuck out of me for embarrassing myself at school like that
>Throws away my Gameboy
>Stuck in room until my sister sneaks in with a cold cloth for my head and her Gameboy
>Lets me watch her play Pokemon with the volume off
>Next day Grandmother arrives and beats my Dad with a wooden spoon
>Still no Gameboy but sister lets me share hers
And he complains that I don't call now I've moved out.
>>338107081
teacher's son here with insider knowledge
have you ever had a professor/teacher who said "a perfect score isn't just getting everything right, it's absolutely blowing me away with your work"?
that grading system is the exact same process applied at the administrative level
likely, someone wanted to create a c-average system and fight grade inflation, while completely ignoring that everyone is going to treat it like the old system anyway so the kids get fucked in the process
>>338119850
pls let me date your sister anon we can be brothers if it works out
>>338106867
Holy shit, please elaborate
>>338120051
We're room-mates, but she's not single. Sorry anon.
>>338119406
you were suppose to pretend you were sick, dumbass.
>>338119850
that's a top fucking tier sibling anon you better be tight as fuck with her now
>>338119850
Your sister and you sound close. It's cute.
>felt sick one day, high school
>day 2 rolls around, you know, the worst day of the whole duration
>felt really shitty, but I hate missing out on shit and having to do double work next day because AP classes n shit
>felt fucking AWFUL the whole day, but fuck staying home
>somehow make it through the whole day and make it home
>immediately drop everything and land on my parent's bed and staring at the ceiling not moving
>intense headache, draining nose, loss of hearing, watery eyes, blurred vision, body aches
>no one home for a couple hours
>kinda lay there and let it consume me
>fall asleep somehow, wake up with my mom freaking out
>notices how fucking dead I was, see her but dont respond
>dad comes home right after mom, take me to emergency room
>turns out I had FUCKING SWINE FLU
>this was during the Swine Flu outbreak in the US
>never felt so bad in my life than that day
Spent the next week just kinda dying and playing Kirby Star Stacker
>>338104180
I dunno. Once you have one of those you've got one, that's how it works!
>family visiting
>nephew falls ill
>it spreads
>fake getting sick too to miss a few days of school
>say I'm feeling better
>go back, uneventful day
>then get sick on the friday
fucking jinxed myself lads
>>338120450
We're twins. We grew up sharing clothes and friends. She's sort of just an extension of me.
>>338120408
We live together and we still share everything. We have vidya nights and stuff. I see her less since she got a boyfriend and I have a busy job, but we make time for each-other.
I did the same for her when dad decided he'd beat her instead.
>>338120680
>tfw I'll never be as close with my siblings as the children of abusive parents are
on the flip side my parents are loving and supportive so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd get fucked up on the weekend and feel sick on Monday, my mom knew but she still let me stay home.
Thanks for not taking everything so seriously mom
>>338120680
feels FUCKING bad man with a gun
You'd better love the shit out of her
>Never got sick, but I always purposely scheduled dentist appointments etc.. so that they would take place during school hours.
>Walk home after my appointment since it was only about a mile away
>End up skipping the rest of school for that day
I got at least a dozen "half-days" a year pulling shit like this, and I didn't have to worry about getting caught because my Dad wouldn't get home until 5 p.m.
Also:
>Get grounded frequently for bringing home shitty report cards
>Dad always takes away my OG Game Boy and SNES.
>By the time im in middle school, Game boy SP comes out
>Buy one without letting my dad find out about it.
>Every time I get grounded, I go to my room, shut my lights off and play SP.
That backlit screen, man....was my savior in those days.
>>338088272
In most cases she was right. When I'm legit sick I just want to stay in bed and sleep. Maybe stare at daytime TV at most. Vidya requires way too much brain activity to be enjoyable when you're sick.
>>338120680
Identical?
>>338096331
Why does this sound familiar you fucking faggot?Tell me
>>338114760
kekekekek
>>338103409
Oh fuck off. If you're an A student, you would get A's no matter what the scale is. At my school the lowest A you could get was 94.
And be grateful that your mom was happy with your grades. I was 93-95 throughout all of high school and my parents told me I should do better.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4RyLBYq.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>338088272
>really sick when I was like 10
>parents working, they get grandpa to look after me
>total bro, takes me to rent a game
>discover what becomes one of my favorite game series
>end up milking the illness and being "too sick to go back" for a few more days just so I can play
Thanks Grandpa
![Norochick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0zfSmBI.jpg "Norochick[1].jpg")
Literally only applies if you have a debilitating chronic illness killing you or Norovirus
That shit is the literal WORST. When I first got it, I thought I could get away with taking a tiny sip of water to un-crack the dry, barren wasteland of my throat. Nope. Fucking nope. I ended up puking 30 minutes later. Then I decided to take a shower, and ended up having liquid come out of every hole it could. I couldn't have played vidya even if I tried.
>>338090496
>Grass on you
??????
>>338116261
Not him, but I'm 28 and had Steam in Highschool. Granted, it was the very end of Highschool, but still.
>>338106798
I DEWETED DUH VIRUS
>>338120792
My mom is okay. I mean she let dad beat us, but she's okay.
>>338121126
We were up until 5am last night just drinking together in the kitchen and talking shit. It ended in this big drunken gooey cryfest. Then her boyfriend brought us fast food for our terrible hangovers.
We get along fine.
>>338121220
Yeah. Although she wears her hair differently than I do, and we have a very different fashion sense.
>>338114259
>I bet this happened in America.
>>338121489
Its a british northern phrase meaning to snitch on someone.
>>338121545
If she's a she and you're actually identical then one of you's either a tranny or a girl, which is it?
>>338099000
HOW HAS NO ONE CHECKED THIS?
>really too ill for school OR playing videogames on the downlow
>lying in bed
>mum phones me to check up on me
>a police car, with sirens going off just so happens to go off in the distance
>mum thinks i'm playing a game
>get grounded for a week and forced to go to school the next day even though I was no better.
Tried explaining the difference between American and British sirens to them but they wouldn't have it.
>visit relatives
>"You're so handsome anon, I bet women can't keep their hands off of you"
>>338090496
>online status
>N64
Never had that problem
>>338088272
>actually sick, feel like i'm fucking dying
>mom stuffs me full of medicine and forces me to go to school
>teacher sends me back home
>play videogames all day
>>338114084
Yeah, because Doom had an online status setting.
>>338121772
>gay as shit
>conservative family
"Y-yeah I'm pretty popular with the, uh, girls"
>>338121391
Fuck that bullshit. I got something just as bad a couple months ago.
That feel when you literally can't do anything but lie in bed and pray for your suffering to come to an end.
>tfw your life is so empty that you can look back onto the times you've been sick lately as if they were adventures, almost in a good perspective because that's the last time something happened to you
>>338111072
Steam first came out twelve (12) years ago
>>338121772
Oh shit. So that's how those squinty anime characters can still see.
>>338106867
My cunt of a mom did this too, shit was fucked up. Especially when she caught me feeling up my ex while two states away.
>>338121348
Should've done better, you dumb nigger.
>>338121689
We're both girls. Biological, if you're making the distinction for some reason.
>>338121823
Where did he say he was playing Doom, faggot?
>>338109635
What comic?
>>338122047
>HURR IM A GIRL LOOK AT ME GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE
Fucking kill yourself, dumb slut. Tits or GTFO
>>338121772
Family
>So do you have a girlfriend yet, anon?
Younger Cousin
>No way anon has a girlfriend, he's been in his cave forever. I'm 4 years younger than you and you're still a virgin lol.
>>338122153
He asked though. I didn't even post it in my original post.
>>338122084
fo' the grove
>>338122239
>he
>>338094000
No, mom was definitely wrong.
Walking to school in a flu is terrible for you, it's impossible to pay attention in class and all your classmates get infected as well.
Sitting up to play vidya doesn't require anything or harm anyone, it's just a way to pass time.
>>338121854
Aw shit dude, suffering is the worst.
>tfw try and take a shower and end up laying down in a tub with shit, piss, vomit, and tears while getting showered on
>tfw move a little too much to the right and feel like Satan is pissing down your esophagus
>tfw your vomit is the same color as your shit
>FOR FIVE FUCKING DAYS
My brother ended up needing to go to the hospital because of dehydration.
>>338122267
>has
>>338122216
That picture makes me wanna puke, i hope it's just actors posing for this particular scene not a real family.
>>338122315
>a gameboy under his covers, mom! he's supposed to be sick!
little siblings are such faggots until they turn, like, 16
>>338121772
>>338122216
>relatives haven't asked in years if I have a gf
>they probably think I'm gay or have no chance of getting a gf
>or both
>>338122084
A-are there more edits like this?
>>338122396
they all look similar so I doubt it's fake
>>338121854
>Get absolutely awful food poisoning
>If I get under the covers I'm burning to death, but outside of them I'm freezing
>Constant alternating between vomiting and diarrhea
>Only respite I feel is in the bath, but because my water heater is old as fuck I only get enough hot water to fill up the tub halfway
>Boss is leaving me threatening voicemails as if I'd actually give a shit if he fired me from my minimum wage part-time job
I learned what it meant to suffer that week.
>>338122312
When I was in high school I had some sort of food poisoning after eating some bad microwaveable lasagna. It made me barf all over the place. I had diarrhea as well, just an unending 3 days of torment.
My mom thought it was a good idea to make me drink so much water. She wouldn't stop giving me water because she said it's good to stay hydrated. I was barfing in my sleep multiple times in one night.
My parents weren't stupid and let me play games while sick.
>tfw you had the cool parents all your friends were jealous as fuck about
>>338122675
My mom was a lunch lady when I was in elementary school and always gave my friends free lunches and paid for it out of her pocket. She was the only reason people didn't pick on me despite being an autistic fuck all the way up to high school.
My stay-at-home mom was fine with me playing vidya but my dad wasn't.
>hear the front door open and close
>rush downstairs, plop onto couch next to mom
>"What are we playing today, Anon? Would you like pancakes?"
>>338090496
>Grass on you
Is that what the kids say these days?
Who /dad strict/ but /mom chill/ here? My childhood would have been perfect if my mom was the one making the rules but if that happened i'd probably be a lazy neet.
>>338092261
I hated this because then faggots come to school with all sorts of shit and spread it everywere i also had two friends that almost died of appendicitis bevause tgere parents wouldnt take them to the doctor
>>338121391
>>338121854
>>338122609
>mfw I once got food poisoning so bad my stomach shed its lining and I shit it out
![35cc0e8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fShmegw.jpg "35cc0e8[1].jpg")
>>338122628
>>338122609
Trust me m8s, I've had food poisoning and Norovirus. Food poisoning is a fucking vacation. The one and only thing that scares me in life is getting that disease again
>Lasts for nearly twice as long as food poisoning
>Headaches and fevers worse than the flu, vomiting so often you end up spewing nothing but pitch black stomach acid, and bowel pains that make birthing a child seem like a cake walk
>Incredibly contagious
>You end up losing control of your sphincters by around day 3, meaning non-stop barfing and shitting for the next 2-3 days, depending on how long it takes for the virus to fuck off
>Moving to scratch your back can cause you to gag
>Using your abdominal muscles at all can make you blow chuncks
>Light that is too bright can trigger you to gag
>FUCKING MUSIC can make you drop a stomach bomb
>Nothing ever is the perfect temperature
>Delirium is a common symptom
>You can't even sit up or lie down, you have to be at a fucking 130 degree angle or it's a one way ticket to barf city
>>338096173
I love(d) vidya and I remember a time when my brother asked if I wanted to play Co-op with him and I had to decline because I felt like shit. My mother instantly knew my condition was serious.
>>338098853
Calm down sigmond
>>338123103
jesus
>>338122153
Some god-tier autism, buddy.
![norovirus-illness-chart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uCq2ao.jpg "norovirus-illness-chart[1].jpg")
>>338123352
I'm a fucking survivor, man. I survived rape. Intestinal rape.
>>338120514
>mom freaks oit over swine flu
>Insists i get the shot
>it gives me narcolepsy
Thanks mom.
>>338123561
That sound painful. I hope you never experience something like that again.
>>338123103
"Food poisoning" is not a disease. There are many different types of food poisoning. Sure, some are fairly harmless and go away after a few days, like salmonella. But others are really fucking bad, like botulism. Botulism is usually fatal.
>it's a you forget your in public and you give mommy adult kisses episode
Sounds about right to me, if I'm so sick I can't make it to school, I'm probably so sick I'll do nothing but sleep all day.
>>338124003
I don't think vaccines can give you narcolepsy. That has literally never been documented.
>>338124565
Huh?
>>338119850
>sleep for 12 hours
>start playing after
>"You're faking it!"
What?
>>338092261
Your dad is a smart man, never thought of it that way.
My mom would force me to go even if I look like a cancer patient. The times I faked it is was bored as fuck at home anyways so I stopped faking it but I guess she lost her trust in me.
>>338121979
>Especially when she caught me feeling up my ex while two states away.
Nigga, that's why you do that shit out of the house
>>338122464
>when your parents have the "you can tell us if you're gay we'll still love you" talk
>>338125184
>Dad gives me this talk
>Later find tranny porn in his browser history
Fuckin' faggot.
