Morning Edition
>>337115001
I want to draw a console tan
These threads are fucking stupid.
>>337115001
still requestingwii U as a spider girl and/or spiders crawling out of/on her.
>>337115090
please don't upset our hugbox, I've been diagnosed as high functioning autistic and these mean comment offend me
Requesting pic related with vita and Xbone.
Now that I think about it, I wonder what NX, PS4 Neo and Xbone Whatever are going to look like.
FINALLY
you guys are late!
>>337115001
For a second I thought there wouldn't be one today
Let's get this thread moving
How was your week, anon?
requests?
>>337116835
My week has been good met my nephew for the first time.
PC planning to emulate current gens already
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOOOWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>337115001
Damn, PC has some fine wide hips
>>337118113
I appreciate your dedication.
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Reminder: Do not bully GC-tan.
going so slow we're probably going to go into late wednesday morning on one thread at this rate.
>>337119696
First thread's always slow during these hours.
Yesss, finally again. I was absent last week, did I miss anything?
More /ss/ please
>>337119779
first thread is also usually started 10 hours before this one was.
Why isn't the xbone more popular?
>>337120162
Because its a shit console.
>>337120234
Sick meme, friendo.
>>337120162
worst console, best girl.
>>337119696
That "FUCK" at the end is unnecessary.
>>337115001
WHO IS THAT WOMAN IN THE DRESS?
>>337119817
There was a pseudo CYOA that happened, otherwise it was pretty normal; new art and shit.
>>337115001
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
where's the porn
>>337120718
It's a mystery.
Preview of something I'm making for E3 with console-tans...
>>337115219
WHO DREW THIS I WANT MORE
>>337121203
Potionaholic
i NEED /ss/
>>337121068
Is PS4.5 just PS4-tan with a strap-on that makes her more powerful?
Because, I'd be fine with that, no homo.
>>337119696
GOD DAMMIT I SUGGESTED THAT STRIP TOO
And the cross platform mud fighting one
Thank you drawfags
>>337115001
who the hell keeps making these threads so fucking early holy shit
>>337121893
>this thread
>early
>>337120135
>>337121893
Early for some, a bit late for others.
>>337122052
i said these, every week someone keeps making them earlier and earlier
>>337121893
>there is a single timezone in the entire world
>>337122261
the fuck are you going on about thats not what i was getting at at all
>>337122180
considering how lewd this shit gets the super early ones are probably being started by baguettes around midnight frog time.
>>337121893
i blame the aussies
are spider tuesdays back
>>337122180
>>337122261
>3:00 PM
>early
I want amerifats to leave.
>>337122523
early threads only started around four weeks ago, they were always posted around the same time back then
>>337121340
I-I'll still play her..
Toasty the best
cuteartblog.tumblr.com
>>337120541
Doesn't really change much but whatever.
What do the consoles look like in full colour? do they have regular skin tones or are they completely white?
Giantess Vita when?
>>337123768
There's no official look. Whichever you prefer.
>>337120018
T H I S
H
I
S
what happens to a jailbroken/hacked console tan?
>>337120018
>>337121364
Who'd /sshield/ and what would the situation be?
>>337123768
I like to imagine them just white like Wii Fit Trainer. I tried coloring one once but I didn't like it.
Anyways post requests that I may or may not do.
I want Nego Geo tan to violate me on Amazon Position.
post more neo geo /ss/
>>337123768
Most keep them white/greyish color but there are always exceptions
>>337123984
If I don't get more /ss/ I may kill myself
>>337115001
is there going to be a console tan neo?
>>337123951
definitely neo geo or maybe wii u
Maybe NG is a teacher/nurse at Console High School, idk im bad at this
>>337123951
Neo Geo tan /ss/ with Amazon Position.
>>337123984
>>337124043
http://i.imgur.com/MB4YSlU.jpg
I don't see this posted often.
>>337124226
>No light kisses
What's the point
>>337121340
Aww poor Wii-U-tan. The best tan this generation and all her OC will be depressing shit from now on.more...
>>337124195
fuckng
this
>>337124164
NG should definitely be a foreign language teacher at a school where she teaches SNKglish.
I think we need more OC for E3 coming up, it is 30-ish days away anyway
>'Console' tan
>pc
>>337124195
>>337124328
But the drawing should be showing NG tan's ass from behind.Her asshole should be tight.
I want to see a ps4 neo tan
>>337124571
What seems to be the problem, officer?
>>337124571
>what is tuxedo mask in a sailor moon thread
Threads are named after the consoles he is still their friend
>>337124874
Uh huh
Post your favorite tanpost your fettishes
>>337125005
I prefer a sun tan
>>337125005
Wii Ufacesitting, /ss/
>>337121340
don't worry wii-u tan i'll keep playing your games
that is, unless they get superior NX ports
>>337124843
>no box of dolphin porn or dragon dildos
>>337123751
Not the same guy. But that comic is better without the "fuck". If you can't see why, you don't understand humor.
>>337125005
VitaImpregnation, feet.
>>337125005
Vita and PC/ss/, incest
>>337125005
Wii U.Leg-locking, wide hips, and see-through clothes.
>>337125005
VitaPaizuri, all the way, no other can compare
>>337125005
SnesX-ray, /ss/
>>337125005
PC and XboneFemdom and Impregnation
>>337125005
Neo geopegging
>>337125493
Now I'm thinking of the flash set to Crash 3 music.
>>337125651
Yep, that theme will never be the same.
>>337125005
WiiU, Vita and PC if he do counts.Skin thight clothes, lactation, VoreIm not proud of it
>>337125005
I cant decide
They're all too goodFULL thick
>>337125553
Snes isn't for /ss/but besides that i started a Snes drawing yesterday but I don't think I'll be done today
>>337125926
>Snes isn't for /ss/
I agree. She's foryuriwithGenesis.
>>337116835
I've got a mighty need for more Neo Geo-tan /ss/ if you've got the will to make it anon
>>337116835
PS4 asking what a Crash Bandicoot is.
>>337116835
3ds covering herself in plasters in an attempt to resolve her recent security vulnerabilities.
>>337125258
>>337115001
These threads belong on tumblr, absolutely the most cancerous hugbox on the site.
>>337126629
>2016
>shittalking console-tans
yeah, okay kid
>>337126172
seconding this
>>337126629
but billy if everything's a hugbox, nothing is.
>>337126629
Why the fuck do you think it's relagated to Tuesdays only? These used to be an hourly thing.
>>337126776
no bully pls
>>337126629
As opposed to /v/, which blames reddit for everything while acting exactly like classic Reddit.
Where contrarian circlejerks blur with trolling so hard, we temporarily regress to bratty 7 year olds.
>last I looked into one of these threads it was just cute tans doing cute things
>now its just a thinly-veiled /ss/ thread
>>337127169
its like the same 3 people who keep spamming it
>>337123951
SNES force-brushing the Xbillies' goshdurn teeth
/r/equesting a Fuse-chan
>>337127624
what's that
>>337127801
Chinese
>>337127624
>>337127801
Looks like some Chinese Frankenstein console.
>>337127624
Something like the, but with PS4 and Xbone?
>>337127801
gookshitvgtime
>>337127506
Why are they shooting the ps3? The xbox has the red rings
>>337127801
Basically an ouya but with chinese support meaning loads of third party devs eager to impress chinese fat cats.
>>337127801
It's a Chinese xbox-slim
has anyone done one of those bootleg 1,000 games in 1 consoles yet?
if so, what would they look like?
>>337127979
To hurt your sensibilities.
>>337128392
>>337125005
Neo Geo
NTR
Requesting initial D inspired Genesis-tan , since most Initial D games are from Sega.
to the anon who requested zeebo-tan, i should be finished by the end of this thread or the start of the next.
>Like to draw /ss/
>not into console-tans
Fuck.
Hypothetically, if a Console tan RPG was to be made, who would the main or starting protagonist be?
>>337129309
Have a reference.
>>337129881
Post artwork
>>337129921
Toasty, obviously.
>>337129921
>PC
>Toasty
>/v/
>/vr/
>Anon
>>337129921
wouldn't that just be Neptunia?
>>337130042
this
>>337130041
>say I'm not into console-tans in a console-tan thread
>then post my identity
It leads to drama, I'm just venting.
>>337129309
>>337129942Be careful, Anon. Anything related to Initial D often ends up with people posting eurobeat.Not that it'd bother me.
>>337130212RUNNING IN THE 90'S
>>337130212https://youtu.be/BVliT6QW_js
>>337130201
Screw you you tease, how am I going to vent my libido now
>>337130212NIGHT OF FIRE
>>337129309
>>337129942
>>337130212
>>337130313
>>337130314
You are lucky I just dumpted my load of vids and webms in this thread >>337090363
So you are safe for now.
>>337130212
>Its PS4 Console
>Im Burning up for you starts playing
>Console melts
T-Thanks
Requesting Genesis taunting SNES with her blast processing and running away sanic fast only to realize that SNES is right behind heron a unicycle from uniracers/unirally which was a game designed to show that the SNES was capable of go-fast processing.
>>337130853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s5nCwI9siY
for reference.
>>337130853
>tfw no sequels to Uniracers
FUCK
>>337127624
Finally! Now China has their own AAA console, suck on it retards! It will dominate the world! Can't wait to play Chinese master console Fuze with exclusives like 2008 Grid and Dynasty Warriors 7.
>>337131101
>>337131174
ouye is the cute!!
>>337131041
>misses secret routes
>constant wipeouts
>can't even consistently pull off a half z flip into a twister city treble flip
what a shitter
>>337130621
I fucking love this picture.
Any chance for bigger version?
>>337115326
This reminds me
We never saw a Wii U in the pics anon posted. He just claimed he had a Wii U
>>337130212FUTURELAND
>>337115326
wtf is wrong with you?
>>337115001
Whos the artist of OP's pic?
>>337131774
Ozuma
>>337130351
Just look at Noill/Zetta-bot.
>>337131626
>>337131890
Is there a tumblr or anything? I can't seem to find it since the name is kinda general.
>>337131994
>PC sweating over Crazy Taxi
/r/-ing 2DS tan with Rowlet
>>337129942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HEkUACy0o
>>337125267
What makes it so much better? Cause it's actually significantly worse without it
>>337115001
What systems/platforms are left besides these?
Atari 5200
Atari 7800
TG-16 (possibly also Turbo CD and or Turbo Duo?)
Game Gear
Atari Lynx
3DO
CD-i
Wonderswan (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
N-Gage
Gizmondo
Tiger LCD
Pinball
Famicom Disk System (the disk based add-on for the NES that only came out in Japan)
MSX (maybe a separate tan for MSX 2)
PC-88
PC-98
X68000
FM Towns Marty
Vectrex
Sega-CD
>>337132062
No idea, he seems to be a new drawfag to the threads and only uploaded a single picture to the booru himself.
>>337131994
thanks based anon
I need more New3DS ideas.
>>337132631
>sexualizing retards
>>337131041
I know, it hurts. Rockstar should still own the rights to it though.
>>337132798
N3DS as the new Pokemon protagonist >>>/vp/26239170
>>337132803
CD-i isa fucking cute retard
>>337132939
meant for
>>337131069
>>337115478
i need a full pic
>>337132550
>Almost every single one is female
Boring
>>337131547
Eh, the first video I pulled up had some dumb intro that played gino's theme from SMRPG. Also, What is all this about secret routes?
>>337132798Giving a thighjob.
>skirt + spats
unf
>>337133103
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2078
>>337132798
Draw her as a hoarder.
>>337132550
Sega Saturn?
>>337132079
to be fair, the port is kind of bad and had inexplicable framerate issues on high-end cards
>>337132948
Lines might take a while. Will be updating.
>>337132550
Do you have this list saved as a notepad file or something? Tans have been designed for a lot of these but might not have caught on. Pic related is Lynx tan from two weeks ago.
>>337133958
DELETE THIS!
quickly! GBP it's taking photos with her GB camera! she only has 5 slots left!
>>337132550
You're forgettingToasty
>>337134073
>>337133980
she's missing the whiskers in that pic
>>337134193
You monster!
>>337129921
toaster, he's the only tan who can improve over time to eventually become PC
>>337125267
I agree with the other guy, it's less funny this way, keep the fuck.
>>337133173
when he's driving on gold and blue sections of the road he could have split off onto a separate path that's essentially a shortcut. The one in the video is pretty mundane, but I remember them being more dramatic as the game goes on.
>>337118113
cringe
>>337134401
>>337134287
>>337133980
Would be interesting if someone did an PS/2 tan.
It was the ultimate weapon created by IBM do destroy the "IBM" PC and regain the control over it, but PC defeated it with freedom and competition.
>>337134567
Liar
>>337134578
>he doesn't use a ps/2 keyboard
Who's the shota in OP?
>>337134795
After PC defeated PS/2, he inherited everything good the system had.
PS/2 plugs, VGA video, standard mouse and a graphical OS instead of a command line prompt.
>>337125297
Impregnated feet?
>>337135018
NVIDIA Shield
>>337135018
nVidia Shield
>>337132803
Is this the comic where the retard rapes the girl?
Lookin good >>337133974
>>337132550
>atari 2600
>80s sex hair
fuggg
>>337132550
Shouldn't Wii be a little girl and PS2 is PS3's hot mom? At least make them match PS3 if you're gonna use that ps3 model.
>>337132803
Please don't post it
>>337132550
I like how ps4-tan is so full of gimmicks because sony ponies feel that they have to compensate even if the ps4 is the best.
>>337135378
Nobody draws hot mom PS2 from the old comics.
>>337132550
>>337132631
>>337132994
>CD-i is Odyssey's daughter
>bearing children later in life increases chance of their retardation
deepest lore
>>337115001
I have my own perversions but I'll never get over shota-shit
sauce on the artist?
>>337135760
octoboy
>>337132550
>SNES is still perfect because SNES graphics are timeless
I love it
>tfw I've finally caught a console tan thread for the first time in weeks
And it's an early one to boot!
>>337135808
>octoboy
HOLY ALMIGHTY GOD
THE FUG
>>337135808
wtf is this gross shit i cant fap to this
>>337135995
>>337136125
Stick to this.http://octoconsoletans.tumblr.com/
>>337135995
>>337136125
Y-yeah heheh totally gross amirite guise?
Anyone ever do GBA Micro?
I always thought of her as the tiniest hipster, seeing as how the Micro had such a short run.
>>337136156
oh yeah, thats the guy that drew futa vita fucking the shit out of her player
>>337136156
>last updated oct 2014
>tfw he will never be normal again
>>337136386
He was never normal, he just never dragged -tans down to his level.
>>337136252
I've seen worse, it doesn't really bother me.
>>337135808
shit i thought he was dead
>>337136307
Last time I checked, Micro was depicted as dead and OG DS would regularly pay tribute to her because it was her fault the micro's life was cut short.
>>337136573
;_;7
>>337134576
Wow that's... much better. this needs to go on the booru.
>>337136573
Console-tans can't die! that's why Ouya is condemned to an eternity of suffering
>>337136604
heh
>>337136737
Ouya's already dead and living out her personal Hell.
>>337136841
Now i want to see Ouya in Silent Hill
>>337124214
How exactly did this become neogeo tan? It'd make more sense if the dress was red with some white stripes and a brooch symbolizing the four buttons.
>>337125005
PCTrap/shemale
Shota/SS
Zettai Ryouiki
>>337136837
uh yeah sure okay kid
>>337125005
XboneBig Ass
Anal
Incest
ExhibitionismThick
>>337137209
Is there something wrong with Xbone?
>>337137256
>>337125005
VitaI am boring and have no fetish
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64-TAN
>>337125005
PCbondage
>>337137505
not true. anything that you like more than other stuff in porn can be a fetish. maybe you like glasses or skirts.
>>337137256
My man
>>337137681
There's probably something but I just can't think what it is.
Where are all the Jaguar lewds at?
>>337132498
>>337134489
Not that guy, but the "fuck" is redundant. The body language already gives us enough info to know Toaster-kun regrets his decision.