This fucking bossfight is pissing me off more than anything in any video game ever
>lel let me just grab you and instakill you
>every attack takes 50%+ hp
>i'll try spinning, that's a good trick
L I T E R A L L Y I M P O S S I B L E
>>334815216
>dark souls 3 thread
Kill yourself, maybe?
>>334815282
What kind of meme is that?
>>334815282
I'll consider it
>>334815216
Dodge to the flow of her attacks. It can take a few tries but you will do it. This was one of the best fights in this game.
There really should be a Easy difficult setting.
git gud
The grab is easy to dodge, should have enough estus and high enough level to recover lost health and finally the spin lasts for 7 or 8 revolutions
Good luck
>>334815398
>a few
try about 40 with gaining a few levels inbetween
>>334815438
no
>>334815472
>The grab is easy to dodge
it should be but it's really broken right now.
you will dodge the grab, find yourself teleport into her hand and die.
You basically need to level your health stat or get lucky.
If it makes you feel any better, her weapons are shit.
Are there any living civilizations left on the Dark Souls planet?
>>334815593
but they look so cool!
>>334815657
Many many places outside of where the games happen, yes. Kingdoms fall completely once in a while from the curse but places like Carim and Vinheim have been around a long fucking time.
Can anyone give me a tip how to get that item? It's Irithyll Dungeon, the room where the Giant slept (rat arena). I've run through this place like 4x already and I can't seem to find the entrance.
>>334815657
Catarina.
Killed her my first try git gud
>>334815492
Well the main thing is that you just need to mainly stay behind her, also remember her grab starts off slow, every attack in this game You dodge right before the attack touches you, that way you get the most out of invincibility frames.
>>334815740
What would it be like to live in one of those places just knowing a few hundred miles away there are monsters and shit living in a the ruins of our neighbors kingdom? Do these kingdoms send out armies to try to beat back the monsters?
>>334815216
I beat her on my first try lol git gud you noob.
>>334815657
>Planet
I thought each world was in a separate "layer". Like each realm is flat, but on top of another world?
>>334815216
Just to check. What SL and how many bosses have you beaten before?
>>334815798
Not answering that question with the gay armor you're wearing.
>>334815216
Somehow this was the easiest boss for me i literally one shot it. Late game bosses are giving me far less trouble than early game bosses so far. I don't understand why.
>>334815798
it's in the Profaned Capital
go to the roof where you found that hollow caster (drops Logan's Ring I think?)
>>334815702
They do, and the moveset is kinda cool. They just do dick all damage. Even maxed out it's D D D scaling. I could beat most other dual wielders by poking but I find I have way more success with pic related. It's easily parried but holy fuck when you hit people with the thunder bolt it's so satisfying. It only hits for maybe 200-300 on MOST people but I have run into a couple people who the bolt hit for 600+
>>334815438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbR7MYGPR6c
Kek.
>>334815798
that's the cell where you findonionbro
try looking around the roof above the handface hippos, where you fight the npc sorcerer
>>334815798
That one is tricky. If not for some helpful player messages, I never would have found it. You have to go outside of irythill dungeon to the place where these fucking assholes are. On the roof of the little church you'll see an open windown across from it. The only way to get in is to run and jump from the roof and then roll inside. The room is in there.
>>334815216
This boss sums up every enemy in DaS3 perfectly
>They all get a bullshit grab attack
>They all have a x15 chain attack
>Most battles involve you rolling or sitting back and watching the chain attack finish so you can swoop in for one hit and repeat
This game is just so fucking tedious to play.
>>334816103
>>334816083
>>334816051
Thanks, I'll go check it out now.
>>334815956
fifty something, propably every single one I could up untill that point, I already got 3 cinders
I have a feeling the dancer will fuck me up in NG+ First time I fought her i got wrecked because I didn't realize a boss was coming and I had like 2 estus. And the second attempt I wrecked her. She just moved really slow but I feel like I just got lucky.
>>334815216
>That feel when DS3 is no problem for me cause BB got me so good at rolling instead of blocking
>Shieldbabbies are raging all day
>>334815216
She's pretty easy to Cheese with a ranged weapon. Try upgrading a bow or something.
>>334816249
op here, never used a shield not counting the plank shield.
>>334816184
Oh ok. I have seen several people complaining about that boss because they "accidentally"(killing npcs so random XD) killed Emma, which makes the dancer their second/third boss.
>>334816051
>>334816157
Just finished an invader who apparently had no resists at all. Like I said this is rare, most of the people it hits take very little damage.
Daily reminder to be considerate to the darkmoons and join the way of the blue once in a while.
>>334816249
shields in some situations are ok but fromsoft toned them down from dark souls 1. Enemies will just fuck you up since they all attack like 4 times. I also just shield the first hit then roll away and come back in for the hit.
>>334815216
Dancer really wasn't bad. Didn't Pontiff Sillyman git you gud enough for a boss that is basically him but way easier?
>>334816157
It would take me hours to find it. I never thought about looking for rooms outside to jump into.
Thanks again.
>>334816249
Shields are actually pretty handy against a lot of enemies because their attacks bounce off. Nice to have against the fast fuckers or dogs.
>>334816374
you're missing a sunbro there
>Day 1 plebs complain about Gundyr
>Day 2 plebs complain about Sage
>Day 3 plebs complain about Abyss Walker
>Day 4 plebs complain about Pontiff
>Now plebs are complaining about Dancer
Hey faggots. Go summon you scrubs.
>>334816671
>>Day 2 plebs complain about Sage
Oh boy I hope not, he's the pinwheel of 3
>>334816749
That's deacons.
>>334816749
Sage is the first boss that has addition enemies in the arena
>>334815902
I hate it when faggots do this
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fucking virgin asians
>>334815216
Anyone anon, I'm at the exact same fight and was going to post a thread about with the exact same image, when 4chan noticed a duplicate and sent me here.
It's funny how many people share the same opinion about this game being sheit. Not DaS 2 sheit, but still sheit. Story is 2 much rehash of first game, enemies have too much hp or are to hard overal unless you're one of the guys with 1000+ hours in these games.
This isn't hard but fair like DaS 1, this is just tedious hard.
I really am disappointed. When I got stuck at Ornstein and Smaug or even Kalameet, the game still felt fair, this game just feels like shit
>>334815593
>her weapons are shit
She only did the good trick once for me
>>334816923
Whoa that looks bizarre.
Are you serious? Her attacks are so telegraphed, I think I got hit literally two times before beating her. The grab is insanely easy to dodge, the only hard part is the spin but I still managed to beat her my first try.
>>334816893
op here, I don't think this game is shit, I'm having a lot of fun, it's just this boss fight that makes me want to smash my screen
>enemies have too much hp
not for my +7 zweihander one hit machine they don't
>>334816923
>I ran into the middle of a chugging gank squad while they weren't paying attention and spammed a retarded, never ending chain attack
Try using them in a duel, you'll get fucked by a katana or the dark sword or whatever spammy r1 weapon people are using
>made a faith strength build
>faith is completely shit
Why hast thou forsaken me?
How do you even get to this nigga, i know the room but there is just an old lady sitting there
>>334816249
Shields are great for regular mobs but all together useless for bosses. Being able to roll makes a lot a bosses trivial.
>>334816923
>Posts a 2v2 clusterfuck webm
>Think this means anything
On that topic, I wonder when people are going to realize cestus + straight/long sword is the most OP shit ever?
>>334817203
>try using them in a duel
Other than the "muh honor", I have, getting the first hit is a little tricky, but they are curved swords, fairly fast.
Also you can cast Iron Flesh, and for some reason people don't wait it out, so you just spin on them anyway.
>>334817175
Nah I mean, I feel like bosses have too much hp, didnt mean enemies general, First game boss fights seemed to last right amount. This game, fights can get rtedious and I feel like you're grinding bosses more than actually fighting them
>>334817203
Some weapons are good for duels, others are good for general purpose invasion, some are good for PvE.
Big huge greatswords are a lot of fun for ganking tricks since not a lot of people can survive a hornet ring backstab from the biggest ones. Fun to do with prism stone and white birch branch tricks.
>>334817241
Kill the bitch and place the bowl on the alter behind her. You can fight her however early you want.
>>334816671
Sage really? It's literally run and hit her and when she spans clones hit them one and they go away.
Easiest boss in the game aside maybe from Deacons
>>334817203
>Try using them in a duel
There are no duels, even those who put down red summon sign in dueling area after pontiff run away behind mobs.
>>334817241
well you couldkill herand he'd spawn but don't do this, it'll come with time when you're ready
>>334815216
Dancer marks the point in the game where every last boss will kill you in 1-3 hits, even if you've softcapped Vigor.
best memorize your invincibility frames senpai.
>>334817370
Seriously... fuck this game. Abyss watchers I could forgive, but then that fucking pontiff.
>>334817241
Kill that bitch. I killed a boss later in the game and that faggot teleported me to this room, and she proceeded to kill herself, then the dancer showed up, i had no estus and a shit ton of souls so i just used a homeweard bone, and when i went back there realized i cant call any phantoms to help since i already beat the area boss.
This guy is pissing me off.
The magical damage is off the charts.
>>334817342
Put down your red sign then. That's what i've been doing in that same spot and haven't had any problems with people running behind mobs or any of that stupid shit.
Even had one guy drink all his estus in front of me before we started dueling. A little overboard I thought.
Dont be one of those try hards that doesnt put stats into HP because "youre suppose to dodge" but dies whenever they actually get hit. Every time I get summoned for this boss and the host dies in one hit I just shake my head, there is no reason to do this to yourself, put some fucking points into health for christ sake.
>>334816923
The two that got killed were weak as Fuck. The combo did less than 600 damage to the last guy total, since it ended on 717 and he already had 128 dealt before the dancer combo. If a weapon can't do more than 600 damage with an entire full stamina bar it's trash.
>>334817469
Pontiff isn't that hard.
>>334815438
There is. It's called grinding or summoning.
>>334817545
Yes, yes he fucking.
>>334817370
What is the softcap for stats in DS3? Still 40?
>>334817486
He was really annoying but there's a couple tricks.
Phase 1 can be parried
He takes big damage from 2h swords
Phase 2 just bully his brother
>>334817580
Leveling doesn't do much, its more about skill. Summoning player is pure cheating
>>334817597
Git good. You know you can parry him right?
>>334817271
Gotta try that when I get home. Any tips?
>>334815216
You would be much better off not playing a ScumSoft JRPG
>>334817634
I can manage to get through the first phase receiving 0 to 2 hits max. Now the second is just too much lasers and *teleports behind you*. I'll have an hiatus and calm myself to try again later.
>>334817670
Leveling makes it easier though. You either do more damage or last longer which makes the fight easier. Summoning isn't cheating regardless of what your feelings on it are. It's a core part of the game and is completely intentionally.
>>334817617
At 27 you hit exactly 1000HP, from then until 50 you get only 19 HP per level.
>>334817689
Gitgut. Game is made so majority of people can't get past him after countless hours and you fucking say gitgut... Just because aspergers like you enjoy games more than life doesn't mean this is proper game design. Getlifeordievirgin
>>334815216
One of the easier bosses, just bait the turbospin, it's the only threat.
>>334817617
different for each stat
Man, I really am finding this game more difficult than Bloodborne and DS2:SotFS.
I got the platinum on BB and finished DS2 easy enough. This game just seems to be fucking me though. Even when I try to cheese a boss I get cucked. I got the Dark Blade to fight Pontiff and it's doing less damage than my longsword.
>>334817837
Summoning NPC i get, summoning player is like saying, here you take the controller, beat him and I'll pretend I did it all by myself. It's like porn, it isn't real
>>334817906
>turbospin
>threat
the turbospin is literally the only reason I won, it was the rest of her attacks that were killing me.
>>334817947
I find that there are a lot more bullshit moves and enemies in this but every time i mention it someone regurgitates git gud.
>>334817919
Got a link to anywhere that shows the softcap for each stat?
>>334817849
Damn I pumped it to 30 atm
>>334817947
You can summon 3 NPCs for pontiff
Maybe it's not your thing, or accept that this is a subpar game not worth wasting your real life over and get it over with quickly
>>334818060https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4ef6e4/softcaps_for_those_wondering/
sorry about the source
>>334818072
Nah I'm having a blast playing it! What NPC can you summon? I've only got the one.
>>334818014
gitgutorgetrektnuub
>it's a hyperaggressive fellow of considerable size with infinite attack chains and poise episode
Literally every boss except the gimmic bosses in DS3. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>334817854
>Countless hour
>Still can't learn from hours worth of fight to beat him
DaS isn't a game for you my friend. Consider playing another game.
Off the fucking top of my head, despite being at nameless king now, I can still remember the multiple openings pontiff had.
>>334818128
How many you can summon depends on the story choices I think. I could summon 2 outta 3, just look around the area
>>334815216
It comes down to build anon.
I beat it first try with my baby-mode greatshield build. I think that boss is made to wall people who rely alot on rolls.
>>334818157
Nothing, because ScumSoft stopped caring about actually well-made games.
>>334818157
Miyazaki was about to make DaS3, but then he changed his mind and made BB2.0.
>>334818193
>Memorizing movesets to the detail for a videogame
Omg you really have autism don't you?
>>334818328
>>334818236
Damn I only got the 1 guy
So, which boss gave you guys the hardest time, it was this motherfucker for me, killing his mount just makes him angry, I beat that fucker with no estus left and almost no health, intense fight.
>>334818157
I think they hate the fanbase but can't stop because the game series literally prints money.
>>334817948
>My summons dont die in the first 5 seconds of a boss battle
Sure pal, meanwhile NPC Summons do live through out the boss battle.
>>334815216
>every late game boss hits you for half your health
>get to pic related
>does half the damage that all the other bosses did
Why did they make him so easy?
>>334815906
Like the levels of hell or something?
They should just have the normal achievements for beating bosses and achievements for beating bosses solo since everyone is so buttmad about summoning.
All the bosses beyond Dancer fucking suck.
it's nothing but LEL INVINCIBILITY FRAMES BEST MEMORIZE THEIR WHOLE MOVESET AND DODGE EVERYTHING PERFECTLY BECAUSE THEY ONE-SHOT YOU EVEN WITH 1200 HP
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls weren't about this shit. It's not even fun anymore, there's no longer multiple ways to defeat a boss, not many different viable builds or playstyles even for PvE.
Dragonslayer Armor is the king of the bullshit pile, the only attack that he can actually be punished on is his long range shield slam, everything else he'll do endless combo chains and 2-shot you or one-shot you.
So the whole boss consists of tediously staying at long range and hoping he'll do that shield slam so you can hit him twice and then roll away again.
>>334815216
>tfw I beat her two handing a shield
>>334817370
>There are people who raise Vigor and/or Endurance
Literally babying yourself if you do this
>>334815216
Honestly, she's pretty easy once you realize she has no way to hurt you if you walk backwards and you can roll through her Sheevspin.
>>334818426
NPC's are integrated in the story and made to match the playstyle of the bosses on purpose. It's part of the game, unlike summoning a level 150 glascannon who oneshots any boss with his spells.
It's cheating, compared to retarded NPCs.
>>334818463
he theme is pretty good tough
>mfw is turns into the gwyn theme in the second phase
What is the best infusion for the Ziew for a str build? Does the magic infusion scale with your magic?
Hahahahahahahaha the amount of salt in this thread is utterly delightful. It really goes to show that /v/ is all big talk but when they're actually faced by a challenge they crumble like shit under a boot and call the game shit.
Git gud or git out.
>>334818595
>All the bosses beyond Dancer fucking suck.
Just objectively wrong. You are a faggot.
>>334818635
Vigor is the most important stat in the game, it's the difference between being one-shotted by every enemy late game or 2-3 shotted by everything late game.
Endurance is as complete shit as it was in Bloodborne, an absolute and utter waste of points and time.
So is fth shit? I guess I'm gonna go pyromancy for my second playthrough.
>>334818639
>Sheevspin
>>334818735
Hello, you have not shared your personal experiences with the game
>>334818595
this
Fucking this
>>334817948
As a sunbro, I think there's nothing shameful about wanting help, sometimes the boss is just too hard for you, or perhaps you want it done as fast as possible, and that's okay. In the end of the day, I get to fight a boss I liked all over again, and you hopefully get to progress in your game.
>>334817472
This is false. You can summon even after you've killed the dog AND the dancer.
>>334818672
>mfw he used the combo on me when the music started playing
I wasn't expecting to get juggled like that. It was fucking awesome.
>>334818735
Looks out guys, this guy is gloating at how """"good"""" he is on an anonymous imageboard.
>>334818832
PRAISE THE SUN
>>334818808
fucking kek, skelly for the rescue
>>334818639
>taking that little damage
what the fuck? are there difficulty settings in this game?
>>334818832
This.
I don't want to be stuck on a boss for a day when I want to proceed the fucking story.
>>334818639
>she has no way to hurt you if you walk backwards
>gets hit several times while moving backward
whoa bro, you should write guides!
I'll never understand people when it comes to this game.
When I get stuck on a boss:
>Oh, I'm shit at this game.
When other people get stuck on a boss:
>Oh, this game is shit.
>>334818595
I beat the armor last night with a 2-hand longsword, plenty of opportunities to punish him, particulary at the end of his slam attack and the end of his charged attack.
>>334818971
I think this might be the prerelease version, which was way easier
>Walk into the Twin Princes fight
>Lothric says "Another dogged contender"
How many unkindled do you think got their asses pushed in by Lorian before you showed up and took them down? I wish there was a better idea of the timespan or scale of the unkindled's journey. This game has so many unanswered and un-fucking-hinted-at lore questions for a supposed end to the series, even if just for a while.
>>334818643
>unlike summoning a level 150 glascannon who oneshots any boss with his spells.
Which will never happen in your first run, even if you use the password system it will "normalize" all phantoms attack power. If its a NG+ run, who gives a shit, you should be able to 3~5 hit bosses by then anyways.
>>334819030
No one goes onto 4chan and talks about how they're shit at the game. You get salty, pick a fault to complain about specifically, then make a thread complaining that something is literally impossible.
Why would you make a thread just to say "Wow I'm really shit at this game guys."
You won't get the hot replies if you do that. Be inflammatory.
>>334818996
I got hit through the sheevspin because I misjudged the roll distance. Other than that, my point stands.
>>334818809
The latter part of the game takes everything you should have learnt through the first part and brutalises it in a way that identifies shitters in a truly humiliating way.
This is the swan-song for the souls series. The last bosses may be tough but they are all completely beatable with a variety of different builds/play-styles.
I've finished the game three times. Once as a roller with no shield, once as a mage and once as a sword-and-boarder.
It may be crushing to admit that you are at fault and not the game, but unfortunately, that is the reality for many people.
I'd tell you to 'git gud' but maybe that isn't possible for some... maybe the series just isn't for you.
>>334819106
What do you mean? Everything is clear to you except for maybe Londor, and that will most likely be the DLC.
>>334818776
>it's the difference between being one-shotted by every enemy late game or 2-3 shotted by everything late game.
Git gud @ rollin nigga
>>334819153
But anon, everyone is complaing how shit this game is
>>334818595
Dragonslayer would be a fine boss if he didn't have so much fucking health.
>>334815216
>stick to right side for first phase
>go for 2-3 hits at a time or 1-2 for slower weapons during phase 2 then dodge as needed
>run the fuck away when she does the super spin move
if still having trouble
>try phantom
>>334816103
>those fucking hand things
>3 or 4 of them at once
> they grab you and molest you instantly
had nightmares with these
>>334818639
Thats a very different fight when you do it with melee. Consider that most people dont have access to pyromancies, and of that calibre yet.
>>334819106
To me, i consider the geography a hint about the timespan of things. Just look how everything changed since you went there. Probably aeons.
>>334819106
Every boss pretty much got piles of dead people in the corners of their room or before in hallways.
>people use the summon mechanic also known as easy mode then complain when they are called shitters
wew lads, at least be true to yourself and recognize that you are a piece of shit if you use summons.
op here
fucking finally
my throat hurts from screaming obscenities
>>334815216
I'll admit... This boss is a fucking cunt on NG+++. But he didn't really offer much of a challenge on my first couple of playthroughs.
>>334819245
he honestly doesn't have much health, the fight drags on because he only has 2 safely punishable attacks.
Daily reminder that if you have used a summon once during your first playthrough you are a dog-shitter.
>>334819191
> maybe the series just isn't for you
I think the vast majority of people who've played the other games shouldn't play this game then. Just cause you played the game three times (seriously who fucking does that? dont you have a life?) and are as fanatic about it as a pedophile and his nonnude collection, doesn't mean it should be this brutal to most other hardcore games who do have other shit to do than become an "expert" in something this trivial to reallife.
Getalifeordiealone
>>334819348
Have fun getting bodied by Nameless King
>>334817947
Hug his ass. His gap closers are very deadly but his attacks miss very easily on his flanks.
>>334819438
Reminder that if you levelled up at all you are a shitter.
Holy fuck Gundyr does some crazy shit.
He knocked me down and timed that kick right as I was standing. It was like meaty, tried to roll and got fucked.
>>334815216
Use the columns, faggot. Most of her attacks are nullified by it.
>>334819348
Jesus Christ, how much vit do you have?
>>334819245
Took me 2 tries with him. And i had to summon 2 npcs at the pontiff.
Contrary to what the other anon said, you have a lot of rooms to hit him. And there's practically no second phase since it's so ignorable. I think it's a very cool but a standard boss nonetherless. Roll roll and hit. No gimmick involved.
>>334819505
Whats that? Playing with 2 hands? Fucking scrubs.
>>334819287
If you do it as your second boss then of course it's going to be tough, but late game Dancer is forgiving as fuck since she can't punish your Estus heals. As long as you don't shield hug all day, it's an easy fight.
>>334819467
Calm down kiddo.
Does anyone else have a camera/movement bug? What happens is your character keeps running in one direction automatically, which can be really nasty when fighting/near cliffs. You can press the opposite button to stand in place, but you can't move there until it resets on it's own. I just smash buttons until it works, resets in around 4-5 seconds.
Also sometimes when killing enemies my char freezes for a sec or two like I lost control of it, it's very subtle but noticeable.
This is on PC.
>>334818832
>As a sunbro
Reddit is the other way, sorry you lost your way faggot.
>>334815216
Is there any reason to engage kirito mode in this game
>>334819568
Doesn't look like he hit the soft cap yet.
At 27 with ember my bar touches the middle of my screen.
Gotta level vit if you don't want your boipucci ravaged.
>>334819467
>seriously who fucking does that? dont you have a life?
>>334819648
>This is on PC.
You don't say.
>>334819478
Other anon here. I'm at the prince, is nameless king after or i missed him?
>>334818832
>sunbro
t. redditfaggotry
>>334819689
that looks like exactly 1000, which means 27 Vigor, which is the softcap.
and yet still not enough to not get one-shotted by every boss past Dancer
>>334819568
do you mean vitality or vigor?
22 in both
I had 10 vit before pontif fight
>fight old demon king
>regular melee, try to be kiss his dick but he just keeps spamming the dumb aoe
>die like 5 times
>try just shooting him with the bow
>used shitty wood arrows and longbow +4
>first try kill
Seems like this boss was intended to be fought ranged considering he's got like 5 different aoe attacks.
>>334819768
>using memes
>calling others reddit
>not using a faction because it "might make me reddit!"
Fuck off retard.
>>334819615
When you meme to reply you know you've lost
>>334815438
agreed. it would cut down shitters posting stupid threads like this
>>334819793
>>334819818
He just said 22 gayboy.
>>334819743
Nameless King is in an optional area unlocked by beating another optional area.
Look it up, there's a whole process of getting there. Not sure how anyone figured it out to begin with.
>>334817580
LOL
If it's in the game I'm gonna use it in whatever way possible. If it makes the game easier then guess what, it makes dark souls an easy game.
I'm objectively right
>>334819648
Are you using x360 controller? This happens on GTA V also
>>334819925
Who are you quoting and why are you so defensive reddit?
>>334819191
The bosses are lazy as fuck.
They all use the same gimmic where a really mobile dude keeps relentlessly shoving his entire body up the players asshole and doing 100hit combos with a massive reach weapon. Who cares if the final boss is Gwyn when you've already fought him like ten times during the course of the game.
>>334819793
I am at 25 Vigor and the only one that managed to one-shot me was the Nameless King and technically that wasn't really a one-shit since you can get caught in his two-hit combo and can't roll out of it fast enough because the first hit stuns you just long enough to eat the second one.
Just beat the Dancer SL31 solo.
It took Carthus Rouge and a lot of Kukri in phase 2.
>>334819948
Whatever makes you sleep at night bro. If you could see the house I'm posting from and the friends that surround me you'd go catatonic.
>>334815216
>Fighting four OP knights with greatbows
>"Faggot dickshit has invaded"
>Can't fight darth invader and knights all at once
>Supuku or enable hacks
>Chose to fight
>Killed by refugee gang rape of knights
>Guy messages me
>"Lmao I kicked your ass"
You didn't do anything, you didn't even touch me
>>334817597
Summon a phantom. Whenever a boss has another entity helping him I consider it completely valid to summon a phantom.
>>334815216
>Solo on first try
i swear, fucking kill yourself
this is the third dark souls, with two other games along the line, how much time do you need to learn the fucking combat basics?
Dodge, use the environment to your advantage...
there are huge fucking pillars in the room, just go behind them if you find yourself pushed too much to heal
>>334820086
>Whatever makes you sleep at night bro. If you could see the house I'm posting from and the friends that surround me you'd go catatonic.
...from laughter?
>>334815216
git gud
>>334817206
>get wrath of the gods
>super hyped
>its absolute trash
im am pretty upset
>>334819996
When you have to use "reddit" as an insult you really have no ground for the argument your making. Consider that reddit plays the game at all, are you going to stop playing? Youd be a hypocrite if you didnt.Stop trying to fit in, use whatever the fuck you want.
>I beat the dancer on the very first try
Much easier than that dicksucker Aldrich.
>>334815216
ok noah
>>334820102
this happens far too much, people invading when you are already fighting a horde of enemies and then acting all smug about you dying as if they did something. Then of course they don't want to fight one on one when you pull out FUGS
>>334820328
>argument
As a sunbro, you should kill yourself you fucking virgin retard. Not everything is a debate kid
>>334817206
>>334820246
>tons of priest clothes
>miracles and faith stat is trash
What's the point.
>not a single summon outside dancer has entered the fog
>>334820157
I tried that already
Dancers swords clip through pillars
>>334820246
I was too, but that fucking charge up that can be interrupted for 800ish damage when maxing with rings is pitiful as fuck.
Japan confirmed for hedonistic niggers.
>doing ancient wyvern
>sprint to the platform
>plunging attack him
>fall through his head and die
what the fuck is this garbage
>>334820536
just keep walking backwards, the pillar is supposed to keep the dancer from getting closer to you, not blocking completely
>>334819981
Nope, just normal kb+m
Why do everybody seem to think Dancer's grab is an instakill? Are you people seriously not putting points in Vigor?
So what are the good enchants for weapons? I use the regular magic one that costs 10 int. Wanted to go FAITH and get the dark enchant and other goodies but everyone in these threads is saying that faith is shit, and I don't wanna waste 20 points in a shitty stat.
The great magic weapon enchant is just 15 int too.
dunno but i was so hyped to finally fight aldrich cus the build up to him was pretty good but the encounter was dissapointing for some reason
>>334820647
Tried that too
Dancer swords have the range of a Barret .50
I'm contemplating using the sword master glitch but I really want to feel as though I accomplished something as I have never beaten a souls game before
>>334820734
Why do people not use the grab for the free 2-3 swings it is?
It's incredibly telegraphed after the first time you see it, and the recovery animation is super long.
>>334820573
It doesnt help that im going for a paladin build and thought Wolnirs Holy sword would be cool. it does ok damage at best, with no faith scaling/cant be buffed or infused and its version of WotG has super poise but its so slow and has no range
>>334819848
>Sucking his dick instead of rimming him
You just need to git gud anon
>>334817947
I'm having an easier time with DS3, but I think it's because I did all the Bloodborne bosses solo and in cursed dungeons.
I don't know how someone who just picked up a souls game would deal with dancer. Imagine some newbie discovering her as the second boss.
>>334820583
Yeah that happened to me also. I also got Insta killed by falling though a floor after rolling though an invisible wall
>>334821160
>rimming him
I tried that too, assumed you can cut off his tail but it didn't work and then he aoed twice. Also he turns too fast
>>334821290
How did you get through the wall? I wasn't aware you could just roll through, invisible or no
GO TO BED ARCHER GET GUD
>>334820909
Oh man, you really gotta play Dark Souls 1 then, it's still the best one in the series. Has a completely diferent feel to it. Makes it obvious that the guys who developed it actually gave a shit
>>334821379
The AOE is extremely telegraphed just roll through it
>>334821379
Learn his patterns. Don't get greedy. Avoid the wide swing by just hugging his fatass gut. He's really not too bad, you just need to be very patient and NEVER swing more than you absolutely know you can get away with because otherwise you will get rekt by his fire breath.
t. Beat him before I beat Weed Lord using a spiked mace and doing 90 damage a hit
>>334821379
I managed him melee only fine, got him on my 3rd try after fooling around 1st and getting down by the burnout AOE at the end 2nd. If he's too fast, you just need to roll faster.
>>334820897
>think from the description you first hear he's going to be some kind of an gigantic eldrich horror amorphous mass type of thing
>it's just some faggot who duct taped a bunch of mismatched DS1 cosplay shit on himself
>>334821595
Didn't the intro cinematic show him as a bubbling ooze?
>>334820343
>Aldricht
>Hard
What? He's got a few annoying attack but he's horribly slow when he slams his body to the ground and most of the stuff he shoots can be avoided rather easily.
>>334821698
I'm pretty sure he was in the process of devouring Gwyndolin, you can even hear Gwyndolin screaming during the fight, and even though he's devoured several gods he only shows aspects of Gwyndolin.
So Aldrich is really the blob tail part, using Gwyndolin as some sort of fucking sock puppet, hence why they have separate targeting.
>>334821698
There was a cinematic? I've seen it in the trailer but didn't get it in the game, maybe I accidentally skipped it but that'll be the first time.
Why the fuck am I never getting summoned as a Sentinel? Do Dorkmoons have an easier time with this shit?I'm having a hard time finding covenants, I just got way of the blue after Aldritch and I still can't find the dorkmoons
>>334821925
wow that actually makes sense
So gwyndolin didn't die in Dark Souls 1?
>>334821925
>Gwyndolyn is not shooting arrows at you
>He's trying to aim for Aldricht's body
>>334821925
Thats pretty metal.
>>334821925
It does state that he turned to ooze from eating too many people. I don't remember the guy's name, but he's crestfallen 2.0. Gives you a lot of Aldrich's backstory.
>>334822075
Same as trailer you didn't miss shit
>>334822101
Neither covenants work, Fromsoft fail at simple programming once again.
>>334822124
>So gwyndolin didn't die in Dark Souls 1?
It was an optional boss fight, consider it non-canon or an illusion made by him.
I went full autist and ranked the bosses, r8, h8, deb8. Twin Princes is probably my favorite boss, but I recognize Soul of Cinder as being the coolest and having my favorite atmosphere.
>>334822332
>oooooo look at me, I'm so good at the game, my highest ranking for difficulty is an 8, even though Nameless King is the hardest boss from any souls game.
He should be 10 and anything else should be normalized from him
>>334821925
It's also stated in some item description that in the pontiff cathedral there was a god put in exibit. So we can assume it was Gwyndolin?
>>334822332
nameless king was the best boss fight, the second best is soul of cinder
>>334815216
Yhorm's Great Machete 4
first try
shit was easy as fuck
>>334822581
His sister would've been a much nicer exhibit, mmmmmm yes.....
Anyone else encountered teleporting dogs?
Sometimes they appear right above me for nor eason.
>>334822332
Seems like you wasted some hours there.
>>334822332
Is design visual design or gameplay design? Twin Princes looked good but it was one of the laziest fights they've made.
>>334821540
Oh yeah I've played it, dark souls 1,2
I've just never beaten any
>>334822574
>Hardest fight
O&S was harder, nameless king is actually kinda simple because he's mostly just roll timings.
>>334822574
>who is Ludwig
>who is Orphan of Kos
>inb4 "BUT THE NAME IS DIFFERENT!! :(("
>>334822808
Why you no beat ds 1?
>>334822836
Waaaaat? O S is nothing compared to the average DS 3 boss
>>334822574
He was frustrating as fuck, but in the end the Orphan and Ornstein and Smough took a hell of a lot more tries to beat than he did. I'm pretty sure it took me like 9 tries max, which is nothing for a souls game.
>>334822707
I'm still wasting hours
>>334822754
I tried to account for both, but I did get a little biased because they're my favorite as far as characters go in 3, I'll dock some points though, you're right that the fight isn't super creative.
>>334822657
I don't know if he got to her. But from what i read from the dancer items, she'sgwynevere descendant.
>>334815216
this boss is actually made a lot harder if you summon a phantom since the dancer becomes a confusing tracking mess
I beat the Dancer on my own, solo, the first time.
And I am shit at this game.
That means anyone can do it.
>>334822938
>I played DS1 after vanilla
They got nerfed into the ground.
>>334816249
I never understood the shieldbaby meme like do you morons not know about stability or never upgrade your shields?
The lightest great shield in dark souls 1 only weighs 6 pounds and has enough stability to fully block Super Smough hammer swings and has retarded high lightning resist so buttslam does nothing
Ninja flipping is cool and all but dressing up as Iron Tarkus, laughing off blows from dudes 10x your size and then staggering them into submission with a hefty weapon makes you feel way more powerful.
>>"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge buttslams?"
>>"No, Havel. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
