DARK SOULS DATING SIM WHEN
>>334261913
i sacrifice your thread to summon Jinzo in attack position
>>334261913
But each route would just end with them dying or going hollow
I always wondered how does reproduction even work in the setting with all the shit about the dark soul.
I doubt the simple act creates dark souls from nothing or people would've burned children to keep the fires alive.
>>334261913
Reminder she got slowly consumed by Aldrich and suffered a slow, agonizing death as he digested her
>>334262128
DS3 is not canon.
>>334262035
I'm assuming normal people non-undead or cursed fucked and spawned children, hence Catarina inion dude having a daughter. What I'm wondering is how come you never enter a Normal town in any of the Soul game's. It's always flooded with monsters, hollowed knight's and beasts. I wanna see places like Astora and Catarina with normal people for once.
I've never understood why textures are so bad in these games yet never criticized.
>>334262219
>Criticizing Souls games
It's poking a hornet's nest. Literally the worst most defensive and autistic fanbase in videogame history.
>>334262027
But you only go hollow if you have no purpose. Seeking out a Waifu and living blissfully is enough purpose to remain human.
LUCATIEL IS CUTE!
CUTE!
>>334262452
Gwyndolin is also a pretty nice Qt.
>>334262638
Gay bro
>>334262861
But it's a girl anon-Kun.
>>334262638
I want topat those snek heads
But the latest one is practically a dating sim, you can even get married.
>>334262926
If he has a dick it's a man.Even if it's a feminine dick.
>>334263083
But she's got tit's and a nice snek vagina so Gwyndolin is 100% girl.
>>334261913
Should be a fromsoft dating sim.
Everyone knows maiden in black and hunters dream doll are two best girls and neither are in dark souls
>tfw murdering gwyndolin and priscilla on all bosses runfeels good, man
>>334263758
Killing Gwyndolin and Prescilla, two perfecr waifus
You fucking monster. Give me your ID and I'll fucking end you and invade nonstop in DS3.
>>334264062
survival of the fittest
if they can't fight for their lives, they can't fight for my dick
>>334262198
That's because Lordran and drangleic (same place, different age) are where the undead and the curse were born.
Since everyone went hollow except for a few characters, you won't see lots of people or inhabited towns. Onion guy comes from Catarina and i'm pretty sure that the curse is beginning to show up there too
>>334263229
>he doesn't know the lore
>>334261913
but you can marry this girl that looks like astora knight in das3
>>334264992
oops forgot the spoilers
>>334263229
hahaha
>>334261913
there's already a VN, it manages.
>post yfw you realized that Aldrichconsumed and assimilated Gywndolyn, Priscilla and what remained of Nito and the Bed of Chaos
>>334262185
Ds2*
>>334261913
Priscilla was meant to be the player's guide, like the maiden in black, emerald shit and firekeeper.
But she became a boss instead
Is she mentioned in 3?
>>334266026
I'm still mad ;-;
>>334262128
Why do so many people not understand Aldrich's lore
He ate Gwyndolin, and as he devoured him he seen visions of Priscilla and made a copy of Lifehunt Scythe.
He likely also ate Nito due to the bone shards sticking out of Aldrich's main body, the miasma cloak between Gwyndolins carcass and the body of Aldrich and the Gravelord sword shit
>>334264690
Who says I don't know? If Gwyn raised her as a girl the bygod she's a fucking girl. Now that Gwyn is gone if she didn't like it wouldn't she go back to being a guy?
>>334261913
Her pinkie is clipping through the poorly textured staff.
>>334267024
How could he have eaten Nito when the Chosen Undead killed him
>>334267024
How come Aldritch didn't eat Dmough and Gough aswell? Werent they the last two knights along with an army of Silver knights left to defend Anor Londo?
>>334267435
O&S are illusions
>>334267735
Not Smough. The first two were illusions but Smough was the last one alive. He and Gough were the last ones peft in charge of defending Anor londo and Gwyndolin. Dunno where they are noe because they dure as shit didn't survive Aldrich's siege.
>>334267894
It wasn't a siege though was it? Aldrich was locked up in Anor Londo and the Pontiff captured Gwyndolin and brought him to Aldrich. Also Smough wasn't a member of the knights
>>334263229
lul
>>334268165
Fine, Executioner whatever. Point is Smough was the only one left to defend. Gough also came back but it still wasn't enough. Aldrich was just too much.
>>334256043
Isn't he literally griffith ?
>>334265525
>post yfw Aldrichwas a completely piss easy boss fight with zero skill or thought required
>>334268802
Dsp still got rekt by him multiple times despite that
>>334261913
post the one with big tits
>>334266661
Yeah,she became food for Aldrich alongside Nito and Gwyndolin
>>334267024
Considering how he ate Mr. Bones and Gwyndolin with zero regrets and the items mention he was cruel as fuck in life it's very unlikely that he left Priscilla alone specially since the painted world and the castle are really close to each other
>>334269238
Where are people pulling this shit that he ate Nito
Yeah there are bones sticking out from him but that's probably just the fuckton of people he ate
The only character Aldrich has been confirmed to have eaten is Gwyndolin
>>334267396
Aldrich is the chosen undead
>>334269650
He wields a gravelord sword so people are linking it to him eating the rest of Nito or his servants at some point after being set free.
>>334269849
Proof? I thought he Lit the kiln and died...
>>334269238
Conjecture.
>>334269561
But access to the painted world is difficult. Probably beyond aldrich, since I doubt it would encounter the doll it would have to find another way.
>>334270515
You have to get a small doll to enter Irithyll so the Pontiff probably figured out the way to the painted world.
>fat old men sacrificing traps and cute girls to a dark tentacle god
just like my japanese animes
>>334267293
He has a feminine appearance man, that's all his jazz, raised as a daughter doesn't mean he's a girl, I could be raised as a horse but I'd still be human, nigga.
And maybe play the game, that will help.
So I can't pick up this game yet cause finals coming up, spoil my shit up senpaitachi.
Are you killing previous chosen undeads?
>>334270971
How is the pontiff related to aldrich at all?
I have no idea what is going on story wise so you'll have to fill me in.
I feel like the second firelink shrine behind the consumed king boss fight with all the black knights is important to the story but I fail to see any connections anywhere.
Is the human part of Aldrich actually Gwyndolin's body and the disgusting bony mess it's attached is the real Aldrich?
>>334267293
It is still a guy, who cares though, just fap anyway.
>>334271098
The Pontiff soul says
>Pontiff Sulyvahn of Irithyll imprisoned a god of the old royalty in the abandoned cathedral, to be fed to the devourer.
>>334267293
Blood test will show that he's a man.
>>334261913
Priscilla is huge! HUGE!
>>334271098
The Pontiff was the head of a cult worshipping Aldrich, the entire Irithyll city was just a massive cult for Aldrich
>>334271203
How would that be priscilla, that's totally the darkmoon/trap god right?
>>334271256
Where does it say that?
>>334271203
This could either be Priscilla or Gwyndolin.
>>334271330
Priscilla isn't a god.
>Maiden in Black
>Yuria
>Quelaag/Sister
>Priscilla
>Bearseekseeklest
>Doll
>Maria
Such an unlikely series to be blessed with so many top-tier waifus.
If Gwyndolin is a man how come he grew tits
>>334271376
So Aldrich never reached her?
>>334271323
>>334271330
You asked how the pontiff relates to Aldrich. He probably didn't eat Priscilla, the scythe comes from visions he got after eating Gwyndolin
Darkmoon Longbow
>Longbow of Darkmoon Gwyndolin, who was gradually devoured by Aldrich.
Lifehunt Scythe
>Aldrich dreamt as he slowly devoured the God of the Darkmoon. In this dream, he perceived the form of a young, pale girl in hiding.
>>334271376
Goddess offeet
>>334271328
Soul of the Deacons of the Deep + the fact that there are deacons everywhere in the city and people with ranks like "Pontiff" or "Archdeacon", it's clear they built an entire church over the remains of Anor Londo.
>>334271448
They store all his boy cum
>>334270242
All of those guys who are reviving linked the fire at some point
>>334271448
magic
>>334271408
>forgetting the canon true waifu and winner of the undead bowl Anri
wew lad
>>334271570
>>334272229
Priscilla is 3rd on my list for vidya girl feet I want to molest
Kanako Yasaka at 1st
>>334261913
>wanting to date a corpse
lol
>>334273676
What if the corpse is cute
>>334271245
She was a HUGE meal for Aldrich! She was quite fatty and tasty!
I just killed Aldrich and read the lore about how he ate Gwyndolin and Priscilla.
I don't know why but I'm feeling genuine rage and frustration. I didn't even particularly care about either of them but that just pisses me off. To think that Gwyndolin of all people went out like that, fuck. FUCK. WHY AM I SO MAD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME
>>334274664
Because you couldn't save the fair lady
>>334274859
But I killed both of them in DaS1.
And Gwyndolin's a dude.
>>334261913
Reminder that she turns you down because she's into snakeboys
>>334275449
No, I heard she was into Aldrich's esophagus
fuck you aldrich
>>334274664
Maybe because he was the last god who stayed and manned the fort, trying to keep the fire which his father burned himself alive for lit, for while everyone else, even his slut of a sister ditched Anor Londo not caring that everyone's fucked once the it goes out, and got eaten alive for the effort
>>334262290
>implying you are not a nintendrone
Alright, I've decided.
I'm going to abandon my playthrough and just kill Aldrich Faithfuls all day every day until the covenant is completely abandoned.
I already killed four on my way to the boss room.
>>334261913
Her descendant isn't nearly as cute, although to be frank she is probably a child.
>>334269561
>it's very unlikely that he left Priscilla alone
then explain why she has a descendant living next to him and he leaves her alone
Very soon, From is milking this franchise non-stop and they are right, they are a company and the sole purpose of a company is to make money anyway, so they will milk this franchise till people decide that is not worth it anymore, but that will take a long ass time to happen.
![gwynevere[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pctIAS7.jpg "gwynevere[1].jpg")
Dark souls 1
>The Princess of Sunlight Gwynevere left
Anor Londo along many other deities,
and later became wife to Flame God Flann.
Dark souls 3
>Just kidding lol she became a mute slut that can't stop breeding, has legions of waifufags that bring her tongues and likes to cuddle one of her eldritch children oh and btw she is also immortal lmao
Seriously muh miyazaki is a fucking meme, they can't even stay consistent in their own stories
>>334276417
>Her descendant
Oh?
>>334276610
I want to rub mycheekon that navel
![h2kfGPp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S5OsIlM.jpg "h2kfGPp[1].jpg")
>>334272229
>Priscilla will never step on you
>>334277204
Her navel is so big you could fist it.
>>334277273
>>334276610
Nowhere is it stated that Rosaria is Gwynevere tho
Is Gwyndolin an option in this hypothetical date sim
>>334277919
Gwyndolin should be the only option.
>>334277919
A Gwyndolin option might be possible but his route would've to include vore and guro
>Gwyndolin canon has small tits
>not a single piece of artwork has him with tits
This is retarded
>Time is bullshit in the world of Dark Souls
>meaning that almost anything could be canon
>sure, Gwyndolin and others were consumed
>but what's stopping someone from going through time and stopping said actions from happening
>>334277919
They'd be retarded not to
>>334277190
some bitch in Dark Souls is taller than the protag and has white hair, so people think she's Priscilla's kid
Someone post delicious Aldrich lips.
>>334276495
>milking the franchise
>and they still haven't made Paper Souls
>>334278496
Well that and because she has a tail, though Yorshka's tail is all pale and fleshy looking unlike Priscilla's fluffy one, and she has scales and tentacles on her face so yeah I rather doubt they're really related in any way
When the fuck is Salt & Sanctuary coming out on PC
Dark souls persona crossover when?
>>334276610
Same with ornstein now being just an illusion or some shit. I'm sure that wasn't the case in DaS.
>>334278164
Right?
>no image of Gwyndolin trying to give you a titfuck because it makes him feel more feminine
>>334278749
Damn, if I was notch i'd pay Setz for making the rest of the graphics for this game.
i want to came inside the Doll
>>334280086
Are we on autosage?
>>334261981
Then activate my spell card
>>334261913
Never you fucking degenerate waifufag
>>334263229
You're in for a shock kiddo
>>334271245
>>334273758
vore and gts fags need to leave and gb2 /d/
>>334280054
SORCE
Can people not fucking read or something? Aldrich only ate Gwyndolin and maybe some aspect of Nito.
>>334282924
Name of the artist is Radiohead.
>>334282924
Don't believe the other guyhttp://juni221.tumblr.com/post/138244881584/its-not-gay-if-the-snakes-dont-touch-drawn-for
>>334283249
Fuck you anon, you're not funny.
>>334261913
You lost, OP
I know who I pick
>>334283440
I would date the Dancer desu, senpai.
>>334283618
I'm >>334283101
baka senpai
>Anon, will you join me in my chambers?
>>334283489
Someone as rich as Zuck, and he picked an ugly asian chick.... There must be loads of qt ones that would love to jump on some billionaire dick.
>>334261913
>Dark Souls dating sim
You meanthe Persona of Dark Souls?
>>334284713
I wanna impregnate Priscilla!
>>334277294
oh jeeze
