Just how jelly are you right NOW?
Woah you got to play the newest assiassn's creed clone that release every year, I'm really jealous of you right now!
>being a eurocuck
Not very!
When is the Steam preload?
All my jelly was drained three weeks ago, OP, sorry. I can't even be mad anymore. As it stands you're only getting to play it 3 days before me, which is not nearly as insulting as 3 weeks.
Why would I be?
>>333617695
>ps4
not really
>>333617695
Not at all because i'll just wait for the GOTY edition
>>333617695
Pretty Jelly. Is that sticker outside the box and on the plastic wrapping?
I'm a popular Twitch streamer. I have beaten the PC build several times.
>jealous of unstable 25 fps
Heh
I'm just mad that I haven't gotten my free code for DS1 yet.
I'm fucking bored off my tits watching WWE waiting for something to play
>>333617695
Literally been playing the Japanese versions for weeks now. Beat the game and have invading like crazy. What is it like being so plebtastic?
>>333617695
I would rather not play it at all than ruin the experience with sub30 fps
I've been playing it since the end of March so not very.
>>333617695
>playing unpatched 12FPS version
>with dead/chink online
Have fun, lol
>>333617780
>slaty as fuck
>best rpg
>not even out yet
Got an email that it was dispatched at 11am this morning first class. The possibility of it coming tomorrow is definately there.
>>333617695
enfoiré
>>333617695
timestamp fag
>>333617908
>edition premier jour
that's some google traduction level of french right here.
>>333617908
>>333617695
Where did you guys order from that shipped it so early?
>>333617780
Ah the 'souls is a yearly rehash' meme
Classic
HONHONHONHONHON
>>333617695
>PS4
Not at all jelly. It's worth waiting a few more days to game on a platform meant for adults.
Played it 2 weeks ago
Not really jelly, I just do what everybody should do; pirate the game and not buy it if it's shit, then wait until the Collector's Edition for the game is dirt cheap. Getting that DSII Collector's Edition with the foot tall statue for 20 bucks.
>>333618742
It is though.
Beat it twice already 3 weeks ago.
You're late anon
>>333617695
>30 FPS
30 FPS
>30FPS
kek
>>333618831
kek'd
>>333618698
>order
Familia, it's called going to the store and buying it in person.
>>333618301
>tfw every new dark souls game will win this shitty award
>>333618885
DeS 2009
DaS 2011
DaS2 2014
DaS3 2016
?
>>333618674
What does it say? And what is the correct way to spell it
>>333619083
bloodborne 2015
>>333619083
>forgetting dlc expansions
>pretending Bloodborne isn't 99.999999% identical to this series
>Just got email saying it will be delivered on Monday.
>mfw
>>333619209
>bloodborne
>souls
?
>>333617695
>French
0% Jelly, in fact, I'm laughing.
>>333618301
>>not even out yet
more importantly
>not even an RPG
>>333617695
A little
Could've got the Jap version or got the English version yesterday, but I'm waiting patiently for PC
I thought I'd cave instantly honestly
What was the big announcement today?
>euro
>that heug rating
>DAT BEST RPG
suck my fucking dick you fat ficking nigger
>>333619357
memes hoodies
>>333619240
>counting dlc as a rehash
>counting a different series as the same series
enjoy your 12 fps, nigger
>>333618831
>he plays the souls games on PC
You are the cancer ruining the souls community
>>333619357
Interns got to design shitty merch
Hah, I live in Japan and I've already beaten it 3 times over.
It's OK. PVP is still broken. Game is short.
But whatever. It's still not as bad as DkS2
>>333617695
>>333617908
Was the Bandai Namco icon always on the front cover of Souls games?
>>333619359
>suck my fucking dick you fat ficking nigger
Can't say that word in france, the police could come and arrest Op. Stop shoving your FREEDUMS in yurocuck's faces.
>>333619357
wasn't bloodborne for pc
they are probably saving that for e3
Why is he giving me a thumbs up.
>>333617695
>BEST RPG
AUTISTIC WEEABOO FAGGOTS BTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>333617695
You're late to the party. Anyone that wanted to play it that badly already imported.
>>333619558
>game is short
what. feels long as fuck compared to the other souls game
>>333619164
It says edition first day.
There's no corret way fully translate that in french.
"Edition day one" is the best way to spell it. Or maybe "Edition jour J"
>>333618674
That literally means day one edition. Stop pretending you know French.
>>333619931
No it says Edition first day in a retarded way.
>>333619861
>There's no corret way fully translate that in french.
:|
I've been playing it on Xbone for about two and a half weeks. I also beat it. Ask me anything.
>>333619437
>dickriding from this hard
>>333619647
keep dreaming cuck
>>333619848
Maybe we've just gotten better, then. Took me like 45hrs to get through DkS1 blind. DkS2 even more so.
This was 35 max, and I took my damn time. There's just not that many stages.
The boss fights are QUITE good, though. No super shitty bosses.
Also, WOW dex builds are difficult in this game.
>>333620016
Why the fuck did you buy an xbox one?
>>333620003
shitty keyboard, sorry :^)
I'd be more jealous if it was Final Fantasy XV.
>tfw Amazon says delivery will be between april 15-21
>tfw waiting it only because of the prime discount
I dont think its worth it senpai, but theres also no Gamestops here I dont have much of a choice.
>>333620085
>dex builds are difficult in this game
what did he mean by this?
>>333620016
Why did Nia have to die?
>>333620016
1. How much DaS1 callbacks
2. is it more DaS or DeS
2a. Like DaS2 uses hub teles and gemstones i.e grass
3. Did they return to quantity > quality like DaS2/SOTFS
4. Are the bosses good overall, or lots of filler/shit ones like 2.
>>333617695
>BEST RPG
WEEABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>333620208
Sorry, compared to Dad builds.
>>333619319
Nice meme
>>333620241
1. Tons. Literally entire levels.
2. It's like Blood Souls
2a. no gemstones, no grass. just good ol' estus.
Also, yeah, hub teles.
3. nah, quality. Bosses are fun and there are tons of weapons.
4. They are quite good. Pontiff will rape your face off. Dancer will too. I dare you to not use a shield and fight them.
>>333617695
Kinda, but it's like, 4 days till I can go get it myself so... i'll get over it.
>>333619437
>pretending Bloodborne isn't the exact same thing as DS
>>333620062
>being so wrong you have to resort to personal insults
>>333620530
phew, that's somewhat a relief assuming this is factual.
thanks mang.
>>333620109
No.
Why are you surprised it doesn't make sense if you yourself admit
>There's no corret way fully translate that in french.
Preload is up Restart your steam.
>silky smooth 15 fps
I'm laughing at the retards who set for the inferior version.
>>333618674
As a french it's the 1st time i see this.
It's always "day one".
https://www.amazon.fr/Final-Fantasy-XV-%C3%A9dition-day/dp/B01DLKCU26/ref=pd_sim_63_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Y6wi%2BJv4L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR129%2C160_&refRID=9WRPVFGRSJSB70KA3MV6
Must be in quebec where they love translating every thing in french.
>>333619437
>being retarded
>not even noticing your retardation
you should visit a doctor
>>333617695
you put the emphasis on the wrong word you dumb faggot
>>333620669
np. it was just a good game overall.
I think you'll like it.
>>333619075
Every new Dark Souls game getting an award feels like turning on a lightsaber replica? What?!
>>333620108
>Why the fuck did you buy an xbox one?
Because idort. Also I really really like Halo and KI.
>>333620232
>Why did Nia have to die?;-;
>>333620241
>1. How much DaS1 callbacks
It's chalk-full of them, dear fucking God. It almost got annoying.Almost
>2. is it more DaS or DeS
DaS combat, but I'm not sure how to describe the world structure. Each level is technically interconnected, but there aren't a lot of fancy shortcuts like there were in DaS1. It's mostly a straight line with some branches. You can teleport to any bonfire immediately, though.
>2a. Like DaS2 uses hub teles and gemstones i.e grass
Hub is in, and teleporting is in as I mentioned a moment earlier. No gemstones, but the Ashen Estus Flask definitely changes things up a bit.
>3. Did they return to quantity > quality like DaS2/SOTFS
There isn't a whole lot of quantity, as I'm sure you've seen in the shitposting. The boss designs are great, though, and there are several tough ones.
>4. Are the bosses good overall, or lots of filler/shit ones like 2.
Some are really easy, others are ridiculously hard. I've yet to find a boss that at least doesn't have an interesting design.
>>333620016
what is the circumference of saturns orbit around the sun
>>333620575
>pretending a game is from the same series to comply with your meme because it shares similar mechanics
>>333620735
Because it has always been "edition day one".
>>333620772
> inferior version
But he has the ps4 version? Not the ruined infinite health trainer infested pcuck version??
bruh???
>>333620591
>tries to say bloodborne isn't souls
>I'm apparently wrong
w e w
e
w
>>333617695
Yeah.
I kinda am, senpai.
>>333621020
But you are, the only thing they have in common is certain mechanics
>>333617695
Not really jelly at all.
I just finished the Watchdog of the Old Lords in Bloodborne, and I think I'm about 5 bosses from finishing chalice dungeons, along with getting the platinum trophy. So I want to finish that first before I jump into DS3.
I think I need to get one more weapon too.
Any known stores who are willing to break street date in the US?
ITS UP FOR REAL NOW NIGGAS
CRACK WHEN
>>333617695
Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, you aborted fetus.
>>333621179
what chalice are you using?
>>333617695
>living in Europistan
Not jelly at all familia
>>333617695
I always thought the cover art was that nigga doing a thumbs up.
>>333621356
>he's poor
>PS4
>900p
>20 FPS
Jelly status -1 / 10
>>333621523
He isn't hardcore
>>333621578
/thread
>>333617695
Just post a picture of what's inside
Already beat it on Xbone forever ago. Took 20 hours my first play through and the endings were ass.
Traded in some whack games I had to pay for half, and seeing as the 12th is my birthday my girlfriend is covering the rest of the bill, and I took Tuesday and Wednesday off of work, not even sweating.
I have Orphan of Kos, Laurence, the First Vicar and Gherman, and a speedrun for the last ending I need to tide me over.
>>333617695
>PS4
Enjoy your 30FPS slideshow, cuck!
>>333621487
>>333621396
Pthumeru > Central Pthumeru > Lower Pthumeru > Ailing Loran > Great Isz > Defiled lv 3 [current]
>>333617695
>taking all this effort to print a cover insert it in a box and then wrap it
its this the highest autism?
>>333617695
Really jello tbf. I won't be able to play this game until June 4th anyway tho. Feels horrible man.
>>333621879
Reminder that it's 12 on xbone and 20 on PC
>>333622006
>until June 4th anyway
why?
>tfw PC
Slightly jelly but I'm using my time to get ahead in my coursework before Tuesday. I got a nice deal on the game and season pass too.
>>333621983
At least, this is what I think I've done. I think Pthumerian Queen is next.
>>333622006
That looks like some basic training plus AIT time gap.
>tfw i'm working again the 11th
Fuck my life
>>333621983
Enjoy defiled amygdala, bro.
>>333622389
>he didn't book the week off
>>333622090
CFA level 3 exam. Its a bitch.
>>333617695
quite a bit
>>333617307
>>333622534
>he fell for the educational jew
>>333617937
yeah, because getting the version with hackers is much better
>>333617695
>>333622792
That's all of them
>>333622682
I'm earning 150k a year already m8. Life's p good 2bh
>>333618698
If you're in France, just go in a store and grab one. It's not hard.
>>333622482
I've been pretty much breezing through the chalices, except for material farming. But once I got to Defiled, Keeper and Watchdog both kicked my teeth in a bit. Got lost on level 2 for a couple hours, and level 3 I've been getting rekt by the normal enemies.
>>333617695
How jelly am I right now?
Two weeks ago I've watched every nigger in the western hemisphere with a twitch account get an english copy for free, and every xbonner have the option of cheating the system into buying the englis version early.
And now you think someone gives a fuck about the fact you got your copy 4 days early?
I'm not jelly, but you are a faggot.
>>333622843
>PCuck still this delusional
>>333622962
>I'm satisfied with a worse experience even on single player because sometimes people cheat
>>333623034
>game's only good part is ruined on PC
>i-its alright you're playing the worse version somehow.
also if you think they only sometimes cheat you haven't even played the games
>>333619467
>playing on a specific platform instantly makes you cancer
You're a cunt
>>333618831
and so are youfucking console war bullshit, play the bloody game
>>333623229
>multiplayer is the only good part of Dark Souls
k keep me posted
pc gaming was a mistake
>>333617695
I would be if I hadn't already completed all the content that is available in that game several days ago.
Mustards getting awfully feisty after the disappointing reveal of their new clothing line.
>>333617695
I AM THIS FUCKING MAD YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>333617695
Haha nice, man.
>>333623262
Wow, look at this guy. Disputes among mere mortals are so far beneath him. I can't believe he took the time out of his busy schedule as a transcended pure intellect just to remind us how refined he is. Oh, thank you, he-who-is-indifferent-among-all-opinions!
>>333622792
ohhh nooo the fucking 2 hackers you will see in 900 hours is sooo spooky faggots
Already finished it on PC though
>>333622389
>tfw I have college
FUCK
I can't miss an entire week of classes
>>333617695
Meh, I already played it
>>333623624
That's Patches right? Is that supposed to be a surprise? How could you not recognize patches voice even from within a garbage can?
>>333623845
>classes taking up your entire week
wat
Do you have 20+ hours?
>>333624114
Because his voice is different?
>>333623813
Well, I already finished on your mom's ass senpai.
>>333623706
But I'm not indifferent
My opinion was that both of them are idiots for mocking each other over random bullshit
Obviously the proper course of action was for me was to directly insult both of them/sarcasm
I just wanted them to go away, but my actions were futile and a waste of time
>>333622859
Doing what?
>>333624201
The VA isn't the same?
>>333617695
I watched the whole game being played on stream and I have watched a lot of PvP, so not jealous at all.
I literally played it myself through twitch.
>>333624386
Do you think anyone can do a job of a VA? I know its not a glorious position, but unless you're capable of sounding like at least a couple different people you're not gonna get far.
>>333622798
>German version
cuck
>>333624529
What I'm doubting is that there isn't a hint somewhere that it's him and I'm assuming you'll hear it in his voice which won't be completely disguised.
>>333624694
Its a pretty long quest with multiple outcomes, just play the game.
>>333624506
>From fail
Release utterly botched by accounting nonsense. Is there anything that corporate culture can't completely fuck up, /v/?
>>333624896
>From fail
I think you mean Bumco fail.
From released on time in their regions, bumco decided to cheat fiscal earning by artificially inflating it with delayed DS3 sales.
>>333617695
>game is out in a couple of days
>people think others are jealous because they get it a few days earlier
What sort of autistic trend is this? No, I'm not jealous because you get the game a few days earlier, what the fuck.
>>333625075
Doesn't From have a say in those kind of decisions made by their overseas distributor?
>>333617780
Extremely
>>333625258
It's nice to have the game for the week-end tho
there's a torrent up on thepiratebay, uploaded today.
>>333619553
The only Dark Souls related design I see on there is the bonfire on the hat. Nothing else looks even remotely related to the games. It just looks like something normie fuckboys would wear.
>>333625351
>spending 170CDN on a video game
What are you doing, anon ?
>>333617889
now
>>333625610
Sure there is
>>333617695
Im jello
>>333619553
Just bought my "never trust a chest" hoodie. Thanks, anon.
>>333619553
That is the ugliest shit ive seen in my life
>be steamcuck
>have to wait till monday
a-at least I got an 8% discount h-hehe..
Kind of unrelated but the steam store page says it will unlock on the 11th. The countdown says 3 days and 4 hours. Does this mean it will be out mid afternoon on the 11th for people on the wesr coast?
>>333629286
>paying a monthly fee to be allowed to play on From's shitty servers
never ever
>>333629419
What in the fuck are you saying anon?
>>333629419
at least I don't have to pay twice to play online, sonypony
>>333629735
At least I don't have to wait 30 years for bloodborne emulation, PCnigger
btfo
>>333617695
>Console
>Jelly
lmao
>>333629815
Not him but is bb really worth 460 dollars plis ps+ sunscription?
>>333629419
>>333629735
>>333630120
Wait, are you telling me consolecucks have to pay for online play? Holy shit, that's hilarious; they're like monetization power bottoms. Well, you know what they say - a faggot and his money are soon parted.
>>333619083
Des 2009
DaS 2011
DaS:PTD 2012
DaS 2 2014
Das 2: SOTFS 2015
Bloodborne 2015
DaS3 2016
There, FIFY.
>Be Amazoncuck
>Mad as fuck about late delivery
>Check EBGames
>Turns out they have PS4 Collector's Editions in stock
>There's even a pre-order bonus keychain
>Cancel with Amazon and grab a copy from EB with 1/2 day shipping
This is a great feeling.
>>333626107
It's a birthday gift from my mother. I got the CE for DaS2 and this one is basically the same thing. I really wanted a pair of matching statues and matching cloth maps and artbooks. Fuck, there was art in the DaS2 CE Artbook that wasn't released elsewhere until almost a year later.
The game came out 3 weeks ago in English. Why the fuck would anyone be jealous?
>>333617780
Holy shit, nigger. You are so mad.
>>333617908
Fuck, amazon better not send me a fucked up day one edition with a torn sleeve. They always do this.
>>333631287
ok ok mapple sirup man we got it
>>333620085
You mean Dex builds have a harder time of it?
Oh no, I have to wait 3 entire days. I am so jealous right now because I have the patience of a six-year-old.
>You get to visit Anor Londo
>You see Giant Blacksmith's corpse
>>333632708
>Fair Lady and Quelana died together
>Gwyndolin got eaten by Aldrich
>Priscilla is MIA
>>333633165
Which Fair Lady you're talking about? I thought you killed Gwyndolin
>>333617695
I played the game 3 weeks ago
>>333633441
>Which Fair Lady you're talking about?
>>333617695
Extremely
Willing to give you a social life and a gf for it
>10 fps souls
Ayy lmao
>>333617695
I would but after watch fextralife streams i got the steam version the game runs REALLY bad, worse than Bloodborne, now that i have the option i prefer to play on the PC.
>>333620924
Roughly 8.8 billion kilometers, or 5.5 billion miles. I'm operating off of saturn's mean radius from the sun and assuming an orbit which is a perfect circle, which of course its not. But close enough.
>>333634770
how do you know DaS3 runs bad on PC if it isnt out yet
torrent?
>>333635340
Sorry i fucked up, i mean to say that it runs bad on the consoles, like there is parts that runs like a dog really bad.
>>333635340
Hasn't been leaked either. He's literally full of shit.
Anybody know how viable faith is? Or faith + str?
>>333635990
CINEMATIC AF
>>333617695
No jelly here. I don't see that figure anywhere.
>>333617695
HOW?
>>333617695
Why is he giving a thumbs up?
