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Blizzard Patches Masturbation Gag Out Of Overwatch
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What will they remove next? Bastion because he looks like a penis?

"You don’t need to do much pondering to get what Blizzard was probably going for. To be clear, though: the Deadlock Gang appear to have been whacking it to pictures of Overwatch heroines. How’s that for a complicated relationship between good and evil? Even on the off-chance that Blizzard meant in their heart of hearts that the Deadlock Gang only brought well-worn rags into the bathroom for the articles, it’s hard not to read into it."

"I don’t know why exactly Blizzard chose to remove the magazines, but I have a couple hunches. I mean, the joke is worth a chuckle, and I will contend that we don’t usually get this kind of revealing look into the lives of video game characters, but I’m not sure an implied masturbation gag fits Overwatch’s generally PG/PG-13-rated vibe. Also, let’s be real here: when you’re trying to empower your lady characters after years of ups and downs in that area, turning them into canonical masturbation fodder isn’t the best look.
To be frank, I don’t find the gag too distasteful in the grand scheme of things. I laughed a bit the first time I saw it. But Overwatch is in beta, and silly as it might sound, this is exactly the kind of thing betas are all about. Blizzard’s figuring out what works in their game and what doesn’t. "

http://archive.is/qpbL2#selection-1425.0-1457.163
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>female character gets masturbated to
>that means she isn't empowering

???

I have never understood this logic. How exactly is sex disempowering? Did the puritans take over feminism during the third-wave?
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>>332509397
FUCK YOU SHITLORD, GAMERS SHOULDN'T BE DEVELOPERS AUDIENCES ANYMORE!
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Why are Americans so scared of sex?
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>>332509397
>Overwatch’s generally PG/PG-13-rated vibe
Stop the presses, somebody put a masturbation joke in something targeted towards teenagers!
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>>332510050
Weren't they prudish Englishmen that fled their country for more chaste lands.
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>>332509397
stop whining about things that don't matter.
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>>332510082
Sexuality is evil and it causes all the horrible things in the world, all humans need to be asexual for the survival of the species.

Hyper leftists and hyper rightists agree so clearly it's the best thing.
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>>332509797
i don't necessarily agree with this argument, but they would say that having someone masturbate to them can feel like control is being taken away from them. Kind of like how people "tribute" pictures of women and stuff like that. They can argue that it makes them feel violated and taken advantage of, especially if 1: the picture wasn't taken in an intentionally sexualized manner (i.e. innocous facebook post); 2: the person gloats and rubs it in their face that they did so in a way to make them feel bad for doing so in the first place.

Again, don't necessarily agree with that, but it is a valid argument for some people
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>>332509397
I think they should remove the guns, violence makes me really uneasy and can we just not
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Remember the last game where devs were flagrantly ignoring player feedback about the terribad state of their game, and instead just dicked around trying to please SJWs while they pretended to be working?
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FUCKING FEMINIST SCUMSUCKING BAGS OF FUCK
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>>332509397
I'm slow, can someone explain what the fuck is the fuss about?
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WoW is filled with sexual jokes and it's PG-13 too, are they gonna remove all of those too?
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>>332510398
There is a magazine in the game that has the world famous females character on it, thus it is immediately a porn mag and people fat to it while sitting in a public toilet.

Its retarded.
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>>332510398
Apparently jerking off to women degrades them.
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Meanwhile. Battleborn LITERALLY has an erect middle finger in its logo.
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This is basically what butthurt feminists do to spite men. If they aren't getting a good dicking & attention, they make a fit and try to screw with what men enjoy. This isn't hard to understand. The primary gamer demographic is males. We comprise the 90% of gamers, if not more. I don't understand why companies submit to their pointless rhetoric and not simply stick to their guns? The people complaining about these kinds of things are the extreme minority. Some of which won't even play this game or others, and merely jump on the bandwagon to attention whore themselves.

Well, let me break this down to you. You'll never get on good terms with men with this kind of attitude. And if you honestly believe that by doing these things you'll make men as miserable as you are, you're completely out of your mind.
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>>332510414

They didnt already cause the game is retarded bloated, no one now a days reads the quest texts, no one even play from Level 1 to 90 anymore anyway, and the devs changed so much they dont know Where the gags are
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>>332510762
Praise Gearbox.
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Isn't jerking off illegal according to the Bible?

maybe that's why they removed it
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>>332510149
yes
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>>332510414
Those Pandaren females were fucking teases.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rZIO-dN5YE
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>>332510768
but anon, a bunch of middle age women and tweens play candy crush once a week, so your gamer statistic is completely off
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>>332509397
Stop giving this shitty looking game free marketing you fucking troglodyte
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>>332510913
Draenei jokes and flirts were explicit even
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>>332509397
That is pretty hot desu
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>>332509397
How is that picture a masturbation joke?

Also
>masturbation joke doesn't fit the pg13 vibe
Nigga thats when everyone starts masturbating it couldn't fit better if it tried
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>>332510762
Eh Battleborn has its own problems, like being a full price game with pay to win and IRL money locks despite being ultimately a MOBA game saturated with far better free games with more content. Dead on arrival.

Shame, Phobe and Deirde are great.
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>>332510612
>people bringing pictures of world famous heroines to the toilet
Come on anon, how likely it is when a guy brings a magazine full of hot females to the toilet he's reading the lifestyle articles?
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>>332511154
The female characters in Overwatch are all global stars and super heroes, they're probably in EVERY kind of magazine. Plus who knows if its a male toilet anyway. Its just a plastic public toilet.

Most importantly though, who the fuck faps to magazines when the internet is a thing.
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>>332510612
Aaaaand now blizztards removed it from the game because sjw
It's even more retarded.

when did blizzard turn from godlike developers to shit developers
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>>332510254
Remember all those sjw pandering games selling blockbusters?
Me neither
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>muhsoggyknee autism is just a pocket of loud minorities on tumblr they said
>just an internet contained fad they said


Gender war now! Beat the womens!
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>>332511108
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
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>>332511227
>who the fuck faps to magazines when the internet is a thing
That's pretty much the exact reason Playboy stopped doing nude pictorials.
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>>332510768

>we comprise 90% of the gamers

Hate to break it to you but that's simply not true. Literally everyone plays games now. Every girl I know owns a console. It's not some obscure thing.
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>>332510164
Faggot detected
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>>332510762
too bad the multyplayer is garbage
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>>332511306
I didn't realize its supposed to be a toilet, I thought its just laying on the ground/slightly underneath something.
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>>332510254
>people found W* characters attractive

that fucking face
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At least the Deadlock Gang has decent taste. Mercy is top tier though I'd put Pharah in over Symmetra.
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>>332511306
Fuck off you cunt!
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>>332510189
How many people do you think have masturbated to you anon?
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>people in real life are only going to play Overwatch to masturbate to the girls
>better remove that joke about how people in-universe also masturbate to the girls

Loving every lel
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>>332509397
>I’m not sure an implied masturbation gag fits Overwatch’s generally PG/PG-13-rated vibe
And openly explicit bloody murder does?
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>>332511347
Yet, when we analyse that statement of fact and break it down into fragments in order to ascertain it's significance ( SJWs love to throw around statements with little to no significance) , we find out that games are heavily segregated by gender and that online competitive games often reveal more than 80% male demographics. Not to mention, there's a disproportionate amount of female "gamurs" streamers who basically just exploit young virgin's wallets.
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>>332511647
>people in real life are only going to play Overwatch to masturbate to the girls

Overwatch is going to be filled to the brim with the Blizzard fanbase and newbies jumping on the bandwagon. It's going to be a molasses fuckfest with one good (or maybe only one less scrubby) player wiping the floor with everyone. Waifufags are going to be a drop in an ocean.
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>>332511529
This moment seriously made the series for me. Not every girl is some ravening slutwhore living for dicks, not even every girl even gets sexual urges, but it's nice, every once in a while, when writers admit that girls are human beings.

That actually brings up a good point about the differences between these strange conservative prudes and the rest of the world. The rest of the world understands that sex is a human thing. The human body is equipped for sex - hell, it's built for sex. Sex is a human issue that everyone eventually has to confront. Eventually, everyone has to grow up.

These people have to confront that sometimes people just want to have sex with other people, or consider them sexy for fantasizing purposes. It's not like it's not a two-way street. I've had to confront the reality that a lot of the time a lot of people don't want to have sex with me. I'm not just going to go around demanding sex because I'm being "dehumanized" due to sex deprivation.

Of course, try and tell them that and they'll kick and scream about why it's a completely different thing.
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>>332511787
>the Blizzard fanbase
Good lord it'll be a slaughter.
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>>332511347

Owning a console and playing games on it for as long as a man would are two entirely different things. Casual flash based "games" are disregarded. Don't you dare call yourself a gamer if you play a game for <10 hours per week. Because that's what most women do. And they honestly believe that they're gamers. That's hilarious.
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>>332509397
>wanton murder is fine
>joking about masturbation is heretic! You'll burn in hell! Think of the children!

Are SJWs secretly raising an army too crusade for the holy land again?
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>>332511676
anon, its an American thing BibleThumpers

sex = bad
bloody murder = fine
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>>332511871
>Don't you dare call yourself a gamer

Trimmed out the fat of your post and only kept the most important bit, famalam.
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>>332511871
But anon, I'm a serious jogger ! What, just because I jog once a week for 20 minutes, I'm less of a jogger and should be ignored? Fuck you! Cater the sportswears market TO ME and no one else!
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>>332511867
It will be an ez "I feel so good about myself because I can beat people who don't know how to aim" the game. Even worse if someone who plays faster games and knows how to track heads.
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>>332510164
And what happens when they come for the things that DO matter, but no one can stop them anymore because no one spoke out against them before?
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remember to keep both of your hands above the sheets like a good little boy
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>>332511916
>can buy guns and ammo from the corner store
>people go on mass shootings once a month
>prostitution is illegal
It all makes sense now
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>>332511871
>Because that's what most women do.

I've seen some moms who don't consider themselves gamers play Candy Crush or whatever puzzle game for 3+ hours a day every day.
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>>332511871
>Don't you dare call yourself a gamer if you play a game for <10 hours per week
Soo most of /v/
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>>332511916
>Bible thumpers
If there's a meme I absolutely loathe about American culture is how Atheists get to pin completely retarded things on Christians.

>a sjw despises sex?
>I bet that he's a queer transexual Bible thumper

Oh, but don't forget: it's cool to harass Christians, but you can't call Muslims "Koran Thumpers" or you're a bigot.

How fucking despicable a society. Get nuked.
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So what's that Overwatch thing you've been talking about for a while now?

I could google, but I'm mostly interested to hear about it from /v/'s perspective.
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>>332512130
>candy crush and miniclip games
>comparable to playing CSGO or any of the Halo games.

See? Your statement has NO SIGNIFICANCE even tho it is true. Not to mention anecdotal evidence at best.
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Who the fuck gets offended if someone masturbates to them, that's basically the highest form of physical compliment, save for making a classic style sculpture of your body and putting it in your yard\apartment.
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>>332512253
some shitty fps/moba cash in by blizzard trying to be the next big thing to make up for all the wow subscriptions they are losing. Its in beta and already things are being removed because of SJW and Blizzard being complete shit.
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>>332512319
>CSGO
>Halo
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>>332512253
It's a 100% casual class death match game without scoreboards or death counts , where 6 out of 14 classes have an auto aim ultimate that nukes everybody on the screen.

It also has 20 tick rate because blizzard are cheap bastards running overwatch on the spare hearthstone server space and still managed to convince their players it's an "artistic" choice.
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>>332512050
I'm imagining all these WoW and Hearthstone players getting gunned down by one dude that's played TF2. Overwatch better have matchmaking or it'll be unplayable.
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>>332511529
None.
There's just no way.
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>>332510254
Indeed I do!
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>>332512253

a casualized, streamlined, dumbed down Team Fortress 2 ripoff that only ever got any attention because of the waifus.

and since this is Activision-Blizzard we're talking about, the blizdrones are gonna be getting buttfucked hard by microtransactions.
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>>332509397

Male masturbation is creepy
Female masturbation is empowering
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>>332512397
>candy crush
>miniclip games
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how is having a non-lewd mag on an outhouse a gag about masturbating?
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>>332512519
>implying I was even who you were talking to
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>>332509797
Being subjected as a sex object is the problem here. Sex is not bad. Lack of consent? Different
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>>332512489
Her breasts were deemed to big? Who even wrote that article?
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>>332512489
and then they brought back the breast size.
infact, they made an option to make them even bigger (asses too)
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>>332509397
>masturbation joke
or you know, studying your enemies while taking a shit
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>>332511529
I'm not very attractive but back in high school a girl from my class told me she had a dream about fucking me. It took me by surprise so all I could say was "was it a nightmare?"
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>>332510964

And FarmVille.
Besides, no kid ever lie their age to get 18+ games, everyone playing COD and FPSs are adults.
So these statistics of the "new gamer demographics" are 100% correct.

>muh everyone plays videogames
>girls are gaymers too
>adults are the majority playing vidia
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>>332512589
People that masturbate thinking of you aren't having sex with you.
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>>332512627
at least they can admit defeat and have found a way to make everyone happy
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>>332512589
What the fuck kind of retardism is this? I'm not obligated to report all my thoughts and actions to you and ask your consent when I think about stuff, and you should not try to stick your god damn nose in my head and tell me what am I not supposed to think and fantasize about.
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>>332512667
kek
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>>332512667
Please tell us you didn't beta out and miss your chance to smash that
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>>332512697
>gays
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>>332512546
SJWs.
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>>332512667
based
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>>332512648
Literally did this with game manuals while growing up
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>>332512627
Too late, the devs made their stand and that just stuck with the people. Same with Blizzard here.

I am sure, someday there will be a actual SJW demographic that is worth pandering to in vidya. Too bad W* won't live long enough to see it comming.
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>>332509397
>but I’m not sure an implied masturbation gag fits Overwatch’s generally PG/PG-13-rated vibe
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>>332509397
Maybe they weren't masturbating. Maybe they were just gathering intel on the enemy while taking a dump. I've read through strategy guides while on the crapper before. Also, who the fuck has time to look for this shit while in the middle of a shooting match. If you ask me, SJWs spend more time looking for shit to complain about than they do playing the game.
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>>332512589
Excuse me , sir? You didn't ask for my consent to visualize me in your head.

That's a violation of property laws. You will be charged 100$ this time. Each Time, the fine will be double .

Thank you, and have a good day.
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>>332512667
Did you fuck her?
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>>332511347
>Every girl I know owns a console
>implying you know any girl at all
>implying girls play games
>implying anecdotal evidence
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>>332512589
>Sex is not bad

Yes, when it is done solely for procreation purposes in a planned family context. Sex must be also done with caution to avoid enjoying it, the action must be as fast and effective as possible.
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>>332512928
Thanks, /pol/
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>>332512913
every girl nowadays has a phone, that's a gaming console my friend :^)
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>>332512827
I played the beta and the huge tits/curvy as fuck females were in the game.
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Is there a college diploma for diversity commisar in the west? It seems to be all the rage these years.

>you will never have a cushy job scouring the web for doubleplus ungood talk and issuing niqabs for pixellated asses
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>>332509397
Why are Americans so prude and kinky at the same time?

My mom keeps life magazines in the bathroom , why would SJWs think she masturbates to them rather than read them while taking a shit is beyond me.
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>>332512928
Germany pls go
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>>332512589
If you think it's reasonable to demand consent to think about someone or view public, openly available images of someone, you are fucked in the head.
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Please post Overwatch SFM porn.
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>>332511529
what's the mongolian rotoscope-depiction which is the sauce of this, senpai?
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>>332510414
Removing PG content would mean they actually have to admit to updating WoW. Something they fear doing.
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>>332513006
>>>/gif/
No really, there's a thread for that.
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Why is making relatable characters a bad thing
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>>332513025
blood pumping organ connection
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>>332511234
Blizzard removed it in response to fucking nothing.
No one complained about this shit, the change wasn't even documented anywhere. Only some keen guys noticed the magazines were gone, and nobody cared until now.
Jesus, I know that Blizzard is getting the full blast of /v/ but let's stay to criticisms that have merit.
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>>332512994
>within reason
Then it's not fucking freedom of speech is it?
For fucks sake you're allowed to hate whoever you want, unless you act out on it.
And not like this shit works both ways, like those 'WE WUZ KKANGZ N SHEIT WHITE BOIS DA DEVUL' asshole who no odd did a thong about (not that I think they should)
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>>332512589
YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR MY CONSENT BEFORE YOU THINK ABOUT ME IN YOUR HEAD!


WONT THE GOVERNMENT MAKE MIND PROBES TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING ,PLEASE!!!!

PLEASE INSERT A CHIP ON HIS NEO-CORTEX AND GIVE HIM A THOUGHT RESTRAINING ORDER! I WONT BE VISUALIZED BY HIM ANYMORE!
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>>332511227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ2BXqST758
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>>332512613
THEIR NAME IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE CAN'T YOU READ
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>>332512589
>people who think like this
funny thing is 90% of people who say stuff like this are men who think they would seem more desirable, you aren't
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>>>332512070
You can speak against it later.
People that complain when they usually don't have a bigger impact than people always complaining. Usually.
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>>332513006

it's weird to say, but it seems like every day Blizzard does something that makes Overwatch itself less and less appealing and the SFM porn more and more the only thing of worth.
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>>332513075
that went over my head. come on, just tell me.
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AS A STRONG INDEPENDENT NON-MALE, I DEMAND ALL MALES BE CERTIFIED BY GOVERNMENT SPONSORED INTERVENTION TO NOT FANTASIZE ABOUT ME UNDER RISK OF PENAL CODE VIOLATION AND COMPENSATION PAYMENTS!

END THE PATRIARCHY NOW!
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>>332512448
There are death counts, there are 21 heroes, servers have been confirmed to have 60 tick rate.
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>>332513182
I meant to ask, who the fuck feels threatened by someone with such small breasts ? -someone who cut them out from cancer, I'm sure.
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>>332513320
Kokoro Connect
My friend watches it, idk if it's good
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>>332513320
It would have gone over anyone's head if they didn't know exactly what he was talking about.
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>>332513349
>60 tick rate
So, competitively, the game is a joke then.
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>>332510254
wildstar would have failed no matter what
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>>332513389
thanks
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Jeff Kaplan here.

The last thing we want to do is make someone feel uncomfortable, under-appreciated or misrepresented. We’re not going to remove something solely because someone may take issue with it. We'll remove the pose. This wasn’t pandering or caving. We actually already have an alternate pose that we love, but I can't show it right now. It definitely exists.

Apologies for the inappropriate content, and we'll continue to try to do better.
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>>332513326
Are those two manlets trying to combine into one being?
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>>332513469
Fuck off Jeff
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So which guy's wife's infant was offended by the gag this time?
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>>332512667
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I don't know.

I am a guy but I'd feel flattered if other men or women masturbated to my pictures, and I don't give a shit for consent.

I'd feel just as flattered if I was a girl and other men or women masturbated to me.

I mean, it means you look good and they get excited by looking at you.

Where is the problem.
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>>332513326
>that girl oggling the boy from the background

Fucking perverted piece of mysandrist filth . I bet she didn't even ask for permission.
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>>332513469
>This wasn’t pandering or caving
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We need a savior game that will be good and stick it to SJWs.
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>>332513326

Delete this image from my mind.
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Surely they realize all this is hurting their sales and image more than it's helping promote Overwatch right
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>>332513469
>misrepresent someone

Don't these stupid fucks realize that to MISREPRESENT a demographic you have to STEREOTYPE them in the first place?
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I can't help but wonder if it's done purely to piss people off at this point.
Because people are getting pissed off and nothing seems to have been solved.
Never even played it, don't really plan to.
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WONT THE GOVERNMENT FOR ONCE THINK OF THE WOMEN AND FORBID ALL UNWANTED SEXUAL FANTASIES IN MEN'S MINDS?

END THE MENTAL OPPRESSION ! MENTAL PROBES AND RESTRICTION ORDERS NOW!
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Remember kids: the horrific violence and bloodshed of two teams murdering each other for sport for the amusement of others is perfectly acceptable, as long as nothing even vaguely sexual happens or is implied.

After all, we wouldn't want anyone to feel uncomfortable or offended!
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>>332513637
>hurting their sales

Yes, because I'm sure everyone here in this thread and on all /v/ bitching about the removal of a pose and a dumb joke no one saw are going to not buy the game.
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>>332509397
Overwatch girls were masturbation fodder from the start though
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>>332513656

Of course they are. I've seen more overwatch threads the last few days than I have for several months. It's been a constant bombardment.

You can always count on /v/ favoring gossip and controversy over actual videogames and everyone knows it.
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>>332513621
>sexyflanders.gif
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Here is what actually happened.
Route 66 (the map with the gag) launched about a week ago.
A day after release, there was a small patch. Some people noticed that the magazines were gone. Nobody cared. There was no SJW demand for the gag to be out. Blizzard didn't even mention a thing with regards to the gag. And noone continued to care until this butt situation.
It was a dumb gag that someone slid in and someone higher up didn't want it in there and it was quietly removed. That's it. There was no SJW outrage.
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>>332513781
Check the Blizzard forums. Before all this nobody was talking about cancelling a preorder. Now the whole first page of the beta forums are saying just that.
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>>332509397
So this is supposed to be the new TF2?
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>>332513469
>We actually already have an alternate pose that we love, but I can't show it right now. It definitely exists.

That was my favorite part of the backpeddling response. He tried so hard to pretend that it was already planned. He says "We actually already have an alternate pose that we love" and then in the next sentence says "We weren’t entirely happy with the original pose, it was always one that we wrestled with creatively". So did they already have an alternative or were they struggling coming up with one? He can't even keep his own story straight for one sentence.

The reality is that he made a knee-jerk decision to change the design after one forum post and didn't realize how it made their entire creative team look like a joke.
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>>332513781
I wouldn't buy it anyway, there are far better free games with more content out there afterall. I'm just even less likely to care because the devs are apparently pussies.
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>>332513931
>a gag was removed for fear of sjw outrage
>it's cool because there was no sjw outrage
>a pose was removed from the game because of sjw outrage
>it's... Cool because ....
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>>332514073
m8, I'm not defending Blizzard with the pose situation thing. I'm just trying to point out that this hubbub over the masturbation gag is stupid. The only reason it's being dragged out like this is to make Blizzard seem more damming, when in reality it doesn't mean a single thing.
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>>332513931

Honestly that's the best way to handle sensitive topics like this. Change what you want to change and don't ever talk about it publicly. The only reason this other change turned into this shitshow is because Jeff got on the forums to publicly apologize for making people uncomfortable and immediately agreed to remove the offending content.

If he'd just decided to replace the pose in a later patch nobody would have cared. It's prostrating himself for the concerned parents that got him in hot water.
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>>332514162
It does. It means blizzard are starting to pander to SJWs . who are you to decry all those mad fans on blizz forums stating their PREORDER has been canceled and they won't have their hobby damaged any further by sjw equality thumpers?
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Technological disaster here.

Can someone tell me what's server tick rate please
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thick rate?
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>>332514408
Back in december 2015 , it was 20 tickrate. Don't know now, but googling doesn't show changes.
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>>332513656
>Because people are getting pissed off and nothing seems to have been solved.

not really
/v/ live in their own bubble just like sjwcucks live in theirs
most people won't even know or care about this
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>>332512589
>needing a magazine to consent
do you ask your hand for consent too?
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>>332514408

how many ticks you find hiding in your computer per timeframe
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I'm just going to post my festively plump scientist waifu, she'll cheer me up
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>>332512667
that's funny but you're an idiot. unless she was socially retarded, no girl in high school would go out of their way to tell you that if they weren't trying to express some kind of attraction towards you. you should've asked her if it was nice, and if she said yes, ask her if if she'd like to make that dream a reality.
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>>332514625
Actually, they probably did consent about being put into a magazine, especially given that photo is high quality and has the character posing for a shot.
That whole argument is really retarded when you think about it.
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>>332514563

It's a discussion if Mei's fillings is enough.
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>>332514408
The rate at which the server ticks per second.

Basically, if you have 60 fps and play on a 20 fps server, you're being stupid. Might as well play at 20 fps . and if you dislike what you're seeing, remember: it's the actual fps the server sees you playing at. So you might as well stop playing entirely.
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>>332512070
I'll wait patiently for when something like this actually affects gameplay. Until then, it doesn't actually matter. The game could be a mass of untextured gray squares shooting at each other for all I care. As long as it's fun.

No, waifu petting being taken out of Fire emblem didn't affect gameplay. You were still able to get support bonuses by the remnants of it.
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>>332513428
The difference between 60 and 120 is negligible to almost everyone. People who beg for 120 tick are faggots who can't admit that they're bad and just want to blame all their shit on lag.
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>>332512050
It's going to be tf2 free weekends all over again. But non-stop and for $40 and censored because they're afraid of offending someone that will never pay for their game.
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>>332514408
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>>332513271
Same thing happened with Bioshock. It more well known for the porn than the game.
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>>332514408
How many times per second game state calculations such as physics are performed

You might think think of it as the "fps" of the server although that's not exactly the same thing
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>>332514826
Does your taste trump everyone else's?

Then shut your trap.
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>>332514408

All games fundamentally operate on a constant loop of events. At the most basic level, a game might check which inputs were pressed, update all game objects, draw them, and then repeat this loop until the game is closed. For a game server, the render step is irrelevant.

"Tick rate" is slang for how many times per second the server "ticks", or completes a full loop of these events. A server with a tick rate of 20 will run through this loop 20 times every second, and so on. A higher tick rate means that more information can be processed in a shorter period, which is extremely beneficial for fast paced games where many events can occur in a short time span. On a smaller tick rate, the server may have gaps in information that occurred between ticks, and actions that players see on their screen may be delayed on the server or never register at all. For an example of delay, this may mean your player position only updates 20 times per second and thus the server's idea of where you are may not be aligned with what your screen shows, since your screen updates 60 times per second while the server only gets 1/3 of that. For an example of missing information, you may see your projectile hit an enemy, but it happened between two ticks and thus the server never "saw" it happen.
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>>332514830
>The difference between 60 and 120 is negligible
Hahaha, no. Did you ever play on 120 rate ever? ESEA, or at least faceit?
If you can't tell the difference (there are people like that, i knew a guy who didn't know what mouse acceleration was and could not detect if it was on or off), you don't really deserve to talk about those things at all.
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>>332514979
I did not give you permission to reply to me. How dare you?
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>>332514979
>sore loser who blame everything and everyone else for losing

Hahaha, just get gud, kiddo.
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>>332514912
My taste has nothing to do with it. Magazines being removed don't affect the gameplay, which is all that matters.

The people boycotting the game because of shit like this never cared about the game in the first place. Same with R. Mika. Same with Fire Emblem. Same with Bravely Default. Same with fucking anything.
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>>332515023
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>>332512667
First time I ever got drunk at a high school party a girl told me she had a dream where I had a huge dick.
I responded with "well I had a life where you had huge tits" and proceeded to motorboat her in front of the whole party.

Believe it or not, that wasn't the move.
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>>332515145
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>>332515141
projecting?
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>>332515249
deflecting?
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>>332515268
no, i never said anything about blaming someone or anything related to skill levels, if your perception is horrible you should not talk about perception based things
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>>332514673
>ask her if if she'd like to make that dream a reality.

That is autistic as fuck
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>>332515145
>The lies people tell themselves for comfort
Nigger please, I loved BD and looked forward to BS but I drew a line and stand for it, not everyone is a spineless doormat like you are, and it'd be a good idea to stop projecting your pathetic self on others.
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The only thing I get from this drama is that I have something for short haired girls with freckles.
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>>332515421
Magazines and butts are more important than gameplay to you?
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>Masturbation jokes
>not for 13 year olds

Jesus
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>>332515462
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>>332515245

I think it would definitely help if we called it something other than censorship though. Every single time something like this happens, it devolves into a semantic jerkoff contest over the meaning of "censorship" instead of addressing the actual concerns or arguments being made.
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>>332514665
So when did people get over her being fat again? I thought everyone in here was super upset about her not being slim as speculated from some obscured concept art.
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Adult humour is dying because of pampered little cunts.

I just want to watch the world burn.
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>>332512589
MIND RAPE
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>ignore feedback about glaring flaws in their other games
>one sjw gets mad about a relatively flat butt in overwatch and it gets removed straight away
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>>332512928
>Yes, when it is done solely for procreation purposes in a planned family context.
>forcing women into stereotypcial gender roles by making them pregnant and making them birth children
You're the most sexist of all. And think of how witnessing pregnancy makes all the trans-women feel. You transphobic pig.
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>>332515462
>freckles
my only weakness
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>>332515609
Bowdlerize/-ise. Any discussion is pointless anyway, so we might as well keep calling it censorship since it is a broader term.
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>>332511139
>>332511405
>battleborn is shit but overwatch will be the best moba ever

t. blizzard shill
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>>332514408
From my understanding it's how often the server refreshes per second. A tickrate of 20 would mean that every third frame gets checked, provided the game runs at 60fps, and information would travel only when that third frame is reached. Shooting someone at frame 1 means they die at frame 3 because of the tickrate.
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So...
What would be talking about right now if the west wasn't so fucking sensitive about everything?
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>>332515616
>fat

She is thick. Not fat.
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>>332512589
JUST
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>>332516182
Asses
Tits
How much of a faggot OP
How your taste is shit
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>>332512667
fucking gold
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>>332516182
>whining over asinine shit being removed
>calls other sensitive
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>>332512998
Your mum masturbates in the shower. Like any woman she uses the showerhead.
Of course she is not masturbating to paper magazines.

She could however finger herself just to help push out shit. With her fingers, from the front.
Yes, some women do that.
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>>332516182

God forbid us, video games.

That's one thing I can be glad that feminists exist, at least we don't have to talk about this freak cringeworthy subject.
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>>332516209

>thick not fat

keep telling yourself that fattie
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Man you sure are upset about a game you don't even fucking own
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>>332516365
>Like any woman she uses the showerhead
I never understood how that works, if you screw that off though, thick stream feels good on your dick\ass.
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>>332515621
Where did it all go so wrong?
Where did these spoiled shits come from?
And most importantly WHERE THE VIDYA AT?
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>>332512589
im fapping to this post right now. What now faggot?
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>>332516365
>implying my mother isn't assexual and virgin

You lie.
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>>332512667
>I'm not very attractive

That's not how women work anon.
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>>332515616
I like her, but it was always pretty apparent that Mei was designed specifically to appeal to chubbychasers, HAES chucks and Blizzdrones who had a thing for Pandaren chicks.

The funniest part being that Mei's actually hated by the Chinese fans, since they were annoyed their rep in the game is basically just a chubby white chick in Eskimo threads
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>>332516890
chicks, rather.
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>>332512667
I had a similar experience in school

>on the bus just wanting to go home
>group of girls come up and say girl X finds me cute
>oh shit, I don't want anything to do with this
>say the first thing I can think of to get out of the situation
>'Girl X? Oh gross, that's disgusting.'
>everyone does that "Ooooh" thing like it even matters
>whatever, they drop the issue since it was clearly a joke trying to bait me into dropping my spaghetti
>we make another stop and a black guy gets on (our bus went to multiple schools on the trip back)
>group of girls repeats what they did to me
>black guy goes 'her? ew, no, that nasty'
>bus goes into a riot because apparently two kids saying the same thing makes it true
>Girl X looks devastated

I laughed too though, it was pretty funny at the time.
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>>332515245
>DOAX3 censored jetskis
>cuckchan still bought it

explain this
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>>332514408
Basically netcode FPS, to put it simply. It's a completely independent concept from physics FPS and client FPS despite what some anons ITT believe. Although sometimes they can be tied together (which is a red flag for a shit dev). It's just how often the server is taking in packets from all clients and then updating the game for everyone.

There's other factors that affect netcode like interp, xerp and packetloss, all of which were pretty much solved two decades ago and yet almost every single online video game is incapable of acceptable netcode.

The only thing we haven't really came up with a solution for is an efficient way of providing proper destruction netcode that can show players real time destruction on a server that isn't desynced to fuck or on a stupidly low tickrate; see BF3/4.
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>>332512928
>the action must be as fast as possible
Is that how you justify blowing your load after a few seconds?
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>>332516826
What, how do they work then?
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>>332509397
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This is going to be the most sterile soulless canned product blizzard, or likely anyone for that matter, has shit out.
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>>332512050
6 noobs vs 6 quake player at overwatch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwa7ZvL1pGU
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>>332512697
>Being gay in current year

Willingly rejecting of the primary biological directive makes you as much of a freak as a 12 eyed pussy monster.
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>>332518586
>noobs
>when Coolmatt is a memelord
>vs one Quake pro

yeah naw
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>>332517191
Some girls tried this with me once in high school.
>hanging around in hallway with some guys.
>group of girls walks up "hey you know that X liked you right?"
>get confused and just shrug.
>X walks up to me and starts talking about dating me.
>tell her I don't even really know her.
>X gets incredibly mad at me, yelling, trying to hit me multiple times before friends of her laugh and drag her away.
That shit was incredibly weird and awkward.
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>>332516436
/v/'s always been filled with retards like that.

only recently it's started getting worse with faggots nitpicking over even smaller details than usual. Retards try to claim that gameplay is the most important part of a game, but then bitch about censorship and claim they're protesting the game because of something entirely unrelated. It's getting tiring.
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>>332518110
Bernie runs fast for his age

Why can't Blizzard make games with fast running? How can Trump beat a literal speed demon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_J6gmJYiU
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Post your favourite Overwatch SFM animators
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>>332510762
> Praising Burches new game
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>>332509797
Feminists believe Islamaphobia>>>>Rape
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>masturbation joke
>not PG13
Are these people retarded or were they never 13?
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>>332518028
You know how you find women physically attractive at first and then everything else is secondary?

Well women are the opposite. They find things like good personalities and healthy lifestyles and guys who can make them laugh much more of a turn on than physical attraction. Which is why as a guy you should never be concerned about being attractive and you should just take care of your appearance.

tl;dr

Women don't think like you
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>>332509397

Not gonna buy the next Blizzard product.
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>>332518586
>quake pros

These are not quakeworld pros. These guys aren't even high level, in ANY quake game.

>slasher
top kek
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>>332519640

Many people don't seem to remember that all you think about is sex as a 11 year old. At the lastest 12.

Only sex matters. You don't play with toys. You don't care about clowns.

You want to fuck pussy. That's how it was. Both genders care and think about sex all the time.
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>>332512589
>have to ask permission to masturbate to someone

Yeah nah.
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>>332519934
>You don't care about clowns.

What about sexy clowns?
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>>332519983
he didn't actually say that, did he
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>>332520081
sure he did, it's from his tv show dude
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>>332519669
>You know how you find women physically attractive at first and then everything else is secondary?
That's exactly my experience with women, only the opposite. Then some of them get to know me (cause studying or working) and they go "hey, you're actually a pretty cool\nice guy". Way easier to interact and make friends with girls that are already taken, cause they don't even start looking at you the way singles do.
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>>332520062
Oh shit I met a chick in WoW who'd bring up her clown fetish all the fucking time in TS. She's always bring it around to how she worked as a clown and had a pretty fun time of things fucking various clown co-workers and shit. At least when called out, she put up compelling evidence for it all. I really wish I wasn't retarded and had saved some of those pics.
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>>332520169
wow i just googled this she sounds like a bitch
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>>332519669
holy fuck, possibly the funniest/most deluded post I've seen in years
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>>332520172
>why are you single anon, you are so funny and nice
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>>332520298
It's a tv show, she's an actor you moron
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>>332520385
>i hope you do think about me
got me rock hard though
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>>332519478
Burch was fired
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>>332510762
BB is fun but 60$ + LoL style microtransactions mean it's going to flop hard.
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>>332520431
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>>332513979
I think its supposed to be the new evolve.
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