Could Solid Snake infiltrate a compound secured by Kevin McCallister? How would the events of MG1 have turned out had Kevin taken Venom's place in securing Outer Heaven?
itt: Snake vs Kevin McCallister, provide arguments on behalf of your choice.
Most fucking retarded thread if the century
When I was young I thought the bad guys were Jews trying to ruin Christmas, I don't know where I got that idea, I just imagine that to happen a lot in america
>>318141556
>We're the wet bandits
>Oh, that must a jew thing
>>318141082
Snake generally works on a procurement on site philosophy so we can assume he's still going to Outer Kevin with nothing.
Counterpoint is that Kevin's design philosophy is that he must be completely solitary for his architectural traps to be functional. He is "home alone" after all, thus in a scenario where Outer Kevin is in effect, Solid snake would be infiltrating a base with a single guard I.E Kevin. Therefore, we can eliminate any boss battles or difficult guard encounters that would otherwise take place.
Solid snake is shown to be capable of dodging very fast pitfall traps and that weird...rolling pin thing. Therefore, any pitfall traps that Kevin is renowned for using would be considered ineffectual against Solid Snake. He's seen this shit before.
This is an initial encounter with Solid Snake for kevin, therefore I would argue that kevin would be in his normal form, not his hyper super Kevin form from Home alone 2, in which he's gained home alone points from his prior encountered and upgraded his traps. He will therefore be unable to deploy crazy bird woman. The upside of this for kevin is that Solid snake will not be able to count on codec support from Tim Curry.
With all of this taken into account I believe Solid snake would be able to overcome Outer Kevin, though likely covered in paint and his infiltration uniform covered in tacks, glass, tinsel and his face camo ruined by severe burns because Snake lit a cigarette in a comedic scene where Kevin had filled the room with propane gas from a leftover canister rigged to start going when a tripwire was triggered.
>>318141556
Jews do try to generally ruin everything.
This is a peculiar thread.
>>318142002
That's what I call proper insight, thank you for your time and knowledge about the topic, Anon
>>318142002
5/5
>>318142002
"Outer Kevin" Fucking gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf1LSNNgSWA
>>318142337
Solid snake is not competent.
>>318142002
>no boss battle
What about the neighbourhood guy with the shovel?
Or the dancing blowup dolls and cutouts?
Not to mention the SpidersOr the scary heater in the basement
>>318142441
This takes place in outer kevin, not kevin's house. I guess kevin could dress up one of the attack dogs in christmas attire and turn it into a boss battle.
>>318142002
>>318142337
this is exactly how it would go down, just that you have a super soldier instead of robbers
>>318142337
SNAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS MISSION IS OVER
>>318142002
>Tim Curry codec calls
10/10
>>318141556
When I was a kid, I watched the movie late in my life hoping that the old dude actually DID turn out to be a serial killer, and when Marv/Harry try to rob the house a second time, the old dude kills them both, and then makes a move on Kevin for being a dick in the store, with his booby-trapped house not making a dent on a grizzled murderer
>>318141380
As opposed to what, shitposting? It's a breath of fresh air. Funny OP
>>318142952
It's a John Hughs film, why would you ever think that?
>>318142002
The thing we have to ask ourselves is what is Solid Snake's objective? Based on previous encounters, we can assume that Kevin has constructed a revolutionary kind of walking battle tank out of pieces of cardboard, random bits of furniture, duct tape and string. If Solid Snake tries to destroy Metal Gear McCallister, he'd likely be killing Kevin in the process.
Now Solid Snake COULD kill an 8 year old child, but the question is would he? Given Kevin's vast intellect (for an 8 year old) he would likely realise this flaw in Snake's methodology and could easily jury rig a home-made detonation device much like the ones used in MGS3 by the Cobra unit, out of thumb tacks, elastic bands and perhaps some fabric from the sofa.
Under these circumstances, Jihadi Kevin would be invincible, since Snake would not take steps to murder a child, as he has been seen to be very much against the harming of children, as evidenced by his dedication towards protecting Sunny in MGS4.
>>318143156
Fucking hell, kill yourself you fucking autist, Jesus Christ.
>>318143156
Has Snake ever showed reluctance towards harming a non-innocent child? Like an African child soldier?
I wouldn't peg Jihadi Kevin as an innocent child.
>>318143156
I had already dismissed the murder of an innocent child theory on the grounds that Solid would have almost certainly gone nuclear by the time he waded through all these traps.
Further, Solid snake himself regularly points out that he is "not a hero" and might indeed sacrifice his virtue in order to stop a fully operational bipedal nuclear cardboard tank that fires paintcans filled with depleted uranium.
Further further, if we assume Kevin to be innocent in this scenario then there would not even be a fight. Kevin wouldn't defend outer kevin from solid snake if Kevin and Solid snake were "good guys" and thus in this scenario we are forced to assume something or someone has concocted a situation in which these two are actively trying their best to overcome one another.
I stand by my argument.
posting in epic thread
>>318143118
Up until I was 15, my shitty mom was moving us to a new boyfriend's house every other year with limited vidya/movie exposure as long as I could remember, so John Hughes and other twee childhood directors were literally-who tier for me, and the setup of the movie itself made me think "psychological thriller" considering the ambiguity of the evil furnace that talked
I had plenty of exposure to standard R-rated fare though, I once got one of her ex's roommates to get me Showgirls, and all I had to do was hoard lunch money for a few weeks
>>318143249
wow dude calm down at least he is actually contributing some actual content to the thread instead of telling people to commit suicide like some underageb&
>>318143249
>A well-thought post with arguments
>Autism
Kill yourself, burger
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
10 out of fucking 10
>>318143686
Someone should give this guy a medal for the effort
>>318142952
>all those stories his brothers would say about the creepy old man
>turns out he wasn't actually that bad of a guy just misunderstood
>tfw even at his age he still had doubts about how to go about things in his life like the misunderstanding that he had with his son.
I thought it was pretty nice that it all worked out for him in the end.
>>318143329
Snake you killed a child! I'm aborting this mission
>>318143379
> in this scenario we are forced to assume something or someone has concocted a situation in which these two are actively trying their best to overcome one another.
Of course.... it all makes sense now! Who would stand to gain from someone taking Kevin out the most? Who would give that intel to Snake?
>>318143914
>you're pretty good Marv
>>318143379
Well if we go by the OP then Big Boss put Kevin up to this and as PW showed BB has no trouble putting children in harm's way. So yes Kevin would try to protect Outer Kevin with his life.
Friendly reminder to report this reddit thread and move on.
>>318143914
The Wat Wit Wut Wet Woh!?
>>318144023
hownu.ru
>>318141082
the wet bandits still confirmed GOAT crew
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
>>318144085
backtoreddit.com
>>318143914
> We bring in funds... recruits... all just to combat Kevin
> Rubbing our noses in paint-covered battlefield snow
> All for revenge
>>318144163
Someone screencap this
Im on mobile
>it's the ultimate form of expression
>>318144179
oh boy you sure got me
Kevin McCallister is a former member of the McAllisters. Forgotten by his parents he has gone rouge, building a nation without borders. Outer Kevin. He's a trap fanatic totally obsessed with mobster movies and spaghetti westerns. Watch your back, Snake.
>>318141082
of course. the wet bandits were inept. that's the only reason mccallister beat them.
>>318141556
Why would jews ruin Christmas. Christmas is how Jews afford them 8 days of gifts.
>>318144682
Given home alone 3, it's not that far fetched.
In that universe, little kids routinely run into stolen weapons technology and confront not only clumsy burglers, but international terrorists. And Alex was a fucking tryhard compared to Kevin.
Upgrade Kevin to the level of the more modernized Alex, and you've got one fearsome little reverse polish batman in the making.
>>318143156
Why is the phrase "jury rig" suddenly entering buzzword territory?
On the flipside, do you think Harry and Marv could successfully infiltrate Outer Heaven? It's not like they can die right?
>>318145237
Do you think they were former Cobras or something like that?
>>318144364
I tried.Nowadays i hate taking screenshots because they will surely end on the hands of some redditor looking for "upboats"
Okay, lets assume for a second that we're dealing with Kevin and Solid Snake at their very best. And sense it's only Kevin defending Outer Kevin, he'd have prep time. Now for my real question, would home alone 2 kevin's pranks be fatal to Snake?
Give me your feedback.
Could Kevin have access to the herd of poisonous zanzibar hamsters?
>>318145290
They were the Wet Cobras before they went rogue. Or maybe the Sticky Cobras now.
I really missed some good quality OC here guise
Mobile is destroying content
>>318145237
Snake, those are the Wet Bandits. They're an elite criminal duo that have successfully performed an entire string of burglaries across this entire neighbourhood. They seem unable to be killed through usual means. You've got to find a way to take them out! Be careful, Snake.
>>318143914
>Punished Marv
SNAKE LOOK OUT HE GOT THUMBTACKS
>>318145341
Well in mg2 snake went all Kevin on BB with a lighter and hairspray. So I'd say they're on par with each other. Sanke wouldn't fall for Hone Alone 2 tricks
>This whole thread
HOLY CRAP I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!.
>>318145557
Are you sure?
>>318141380
>no fun allowed
Shut the fuck up
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
I haven't laughed this hard in fucking ages
>>318143249
>getting this mad at a joke thread
kids today
>>318145557
Harry confirmed better than BB.
>>318143850
That's Venom Snake. Solid Snake can kill every last child in MG2 and be able to continue the game.
>>318145663
>le reddit fallacy
>>318145764
Shit like this was here before reddit existed
>Kevin's dad divorces his mother and then takes the only one of his children he cares about, Kevin, to live with a new woman. Kevin, now ageing backwards and with a shifting appearance, enjoys his time at Natalie's mansion with his new bedroom, latest gadgets and his life
Is Home Alone 4 canon?
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
>mfw Kevin monologues to snake through a home made speaker systems consisting of cans and string
>I'll have a perfect world, where it will be Christmas every day!
>>318145663
>>318145764
okay okay we get it kid
>>318145764
The fact that you think that old /v/ never did things like this proves you're a newfag.
>>318145764
Would you rather have the 10000th console war bait thread? or how about some e-celeb twitter screencaps?
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
>>318145797
The Original Snakes and Big Boss really have no problems doing terrible shit to kids
is this canon? or it's some kind of Portable Ops thing?
>>318145764
>being this new
>>318145894
online only spoken word graphic novel web series
>>318145764
>using le reddit fallacy
Has Snake been through VR simulation prior to the mission?
>>318145894
forgot image
>>318145818
That woman can only make one face and coincidentally it looks like the frowning version of the Dreamworks face
>>318146008
>>318145818
>>318145894
Home Alones 1 and 2 are the only canon ones. Any others are not canon in the Home Alone universe
>>318145663
>reposts and copy-pasta is reddit
>OC is reddit
>shitposting is reddit
>talking about video games is reddit
>telling people to go to reddit is reddit
>liking 4chan is reddit
>hating 4chan is reddit
Really though, what ISN'T reddit these days?
>>318141556
A young /pol/tard i the making
>>318146008
Portable Ops rule comes into play here.
Something similar to the events happened but the game/movie was not an accurate representation of said events.
Boss, we've received word of a local PF operating in Africa known as the Wet Bandits who might know about what's going on back in Mother Base; you're mission is to locate their commander, Harry, and extract any information you can.
>>318146137
Complaining about 4chan being reddit.
>HI KIDS WE'RE TORTURING EARLY
>this thread
you can be good /v/. Sometimes.
>>318146206
Ever been to /r/4chan?
>>318146137
By the time everything became reddit, playing the reddit meme stopped being cool or trendy.
Don't sweat the guy too much. There's not much sadder in life than a shitposter with broken cruise control.
THIS PIRATE CRACKDOWN'S A GOYA FILTHY ANIMAL
This is what /v/ should be all about. I remember dumb threads like this in the past so much, but now all we get are shit about "muh censorship" and "muh console wars".
Can't discuss a game at all without some leddit-tier behaviour creeping in.
>>318145329
how about you stop being worried about le reddit boogeyman
like fucking seriously dude do you honestly STILL get bothered by this petty bullshit? you realize you're the exact same problem, just on the opposite end of the spectrum, right?
>>318143156
>revolutionary kind of walking battle tank out of pieces of cardboard
A CARDBOARD GEAR?
>>318144907
Home Alone 3 wasn't canon.
>>318146683
Cardboard Gear huh?
>>318141082
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Kevin McAlister would rek Snake.
Snake doesn't expect a trap that lights his hair on fire as soon as he opens a door. This kind of thing is unthinkable, even.
While Snake is trying to put out the fire, Kevin would grab his brother's BB gun and shoot both of Snake's eyes.
I think the real challenge comes if you pair the child like and gullible Big Boss against the ruthless Kevin McAllister. In the jungles of Russia
>>318146008
one can interpreted that's it's actually canon by calling it side story, or more like "what if" scenario
This thread. Too good.
>>318146902
And it IS canon that Snake just opens doors normally. He doesn't check and corner or angle of the doors when passing through
>>318141082
Hey nice thread, let me post it on reddit!
>>318147008
you should. it would be on kotaku the next day and you can have all the credit for it
weakest bosses group in the series
both in gameplay and plot
>>318147105
dude shut the fuck up your embarrassing yourself christ.
>>318141082
thanks anon
>>318147102
I'd like to think snake would beat rob with some sort of gum type kill.
>>318147105
>>318147008
>>318145663
>>318145764
>OC is now reddit
>Fun is now reddit
No wonder this place has fallen low.
>>318141082
What
>>318147102
nope
"keep the change you filthy animal!"
"FILTHY ANIMAL?! COLONEL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
And a happy new year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR?! OTACON?!
>>318143914
Everything is falling into place now
this thread is hella epic
I WAS HIRED IN THIS BIG MANSION
>>318145764
OC is dead courtesy of people like you.
>>318145329
>exhentai extension
Thought i wouldn't notice didn't you? baka pervert
How canon is Home Alone 5? It doesn't actually have the 5 in the title, which makes me think it might not be canon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Alone:_The_Holiday_Heist
>itt thread
>>318142002
I would fund a small title to see this
STOP POSTING THESE KNOCKOFFS EVERYWHERE. WE ARE THE REAL WET BANDITS AND/OR STICKY BANDITS TRADEMARKED. IF YOU KEEP POSTING THESE WANNABES WE WILL HAVE TO BRING OUR LITIGATORS IN AND BRING DOWN THE FULL STRENGTH OF TH ELAW ON YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SORT OF HELL YOUR BRINGING REIGN DOWN YOU LITTLE FUCKS. WE'RE THE REAL BANDITS. STOP POSTING THESE PICTURES OR ELSE.
>>318145764
I'm sorry, I guess we should resume our normal threads about calm debate and intellectual arguments
the 2006 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ad5B0PE_aU
>>318147749
Les enfents humide!?
>>318141082
I have a better matchup OP. Macgyver vs Mccalister.
Or perhaps Mccallister and Macgyver vs Snake.
>>318147803
>top down stealth game
Holy shit, it all comes full circle.
>>318147803
Didn't Xplay review this atrocity?
>>318147884
Macgyver just because of that fuckin sweet blond mullet of his. goddamn that shits sexy.
>>318147803
>>318146352
and then newfags rushing in while shouting reddit this reddit that
we really need a self-moderation on /v/
>>318147803
>the kid has lives
>lives
>the robbers can fucking kill the kid
>up to twice
>>318145824
underrated keks
>>318145824
>And everyone in the thread
ah, thanks /v/. I miss this type of you. keep on trucking.
>>318145824
maxed laughs
>>318145764
it seems that you, are in fact one of le cancers
>>318143590
Holy shit burger is the worst adc ever
>>318147884
The latter might be more interesting. The former is Macgyver all the way. Kevin can make traps out of anything, but Macgyver can do anything with anything.
Same ability, but Macgyver has it at a much higher tier.
>>318147102
>tim curry
>weak
>>318148530
Interesting.
Assuming Mccalister kept honing his trap making skills until he reached adult-hood, do you think he would stand up to Macgyver?
>>318145764
>>318145764
INB4 merely pretending/trolling/not actually retarded
>>318141082
>you now really want to see this crossover
Kojima would do it too, if he could.
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318146113
>>>318146008
>>>318145818
>>>318145894
>Home Alones 1 and 2 are the only canon ones. Any others are not canon in the Home Alone universe
Correct
>>318149084
Are those pornstars? I'm not sure.
One on the right looks kinda like Sandra Romain.
>>318149707
I know the one on the left is female Jeff Seids
>>318148553
>29 November, 2015
>/v/ comes together to show their love of cheesy 90s action movies and Home Alone
>>318150117
the day /v/ proved it still had a small amount of fun left in it.
>>318150015
I can't stand to look at him now. It's really sad.
>>318150306
And still some niggas get salty left and right
>>318150015
Dude
>>318150502
It's easier to be a cunt than to have fun I guess. Oh well. I've had a good laugh tonight.
>>318150015
The easy route in that moment is to recluse in your mansion
true players like Tim go rock a suit and wheels
>>318150015
Don't mind me, just skipping you for when I get to Tselinoyarsk
This thread is amazing.
>>318142002
>Tim Curry
>Outer Kevin
>>318150763
ohhhh low blow. God damn anon, the feels
>>318145764
I'd rather have this then the same 30 threads over and over
>>318150763
you got me
>>318150015
>could have just stayed at home away from the public eye
>instead dressed up in a suit and went to the awards ceremony despite this
Good on him for getting back out there still its sad to see him like this because I like Tim Curry, hes cool.
>>318145764
Can the word reddit become an autoban?
I think it would make this board 200% better.
>>318142495
>outer kevin
My sides are in orbit
>>318142002
I'm not reading all this shit but I assume it's reddit-tier
>>318150015MALE TO FEMALE
>>318151678
The replies prove it.
>>318151853
Daily reminder RHPS is being remade.
>>318151963
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
/v/ is to jaded to even nostalgia. this is reddit-tumblr-facebook shit
>>318150015
>tfw he's the last person in his family and has no one to succeed him
>>318141380
This, I'd much rather see Toddposting, NEVER EVER, and LOL
>CTRL + F reddit
>30
You niggers have said reddit 30 times in this thread.
>>318151539
>>318151539
>>318152548
>>318142002
>>318142002
>With all of this taken into account I believe Solid snake would be able to overcome Outer Kevin, though likely covered in paint and his infiltration uniform covered in tacks, glass, tinsel and his face camo ruined by severe burns because Snake lit a cigarette in a comedic scene where Kevin had filled the room with propane gas from a leftover canister rigged to start going when a tripwire was triggered.
>>318143156
>Metal Gear McCallister
>implying the one in Outer Kevin is the real Kevin McCallister
>>318148634
It's a possibility, but in doing so he'd also lose the only advantage he has to make up an equal or lesser ability problem.
Mccalister's advantage is that although he can't use them again afterwards, since he's a kid, his summoned allies all have an absolute defense property that works for him. If he's conservative with them, then using them, he can still run a strong defensive game against Macgyver.
If he runs down the clock long enough for either Police or Desperate Mother to arrive, than Macgyver would have no choice but to abandon his offensive and accept a draw. As an adult though, his allies would not provide absolute defense. Macgyver can bypass the lesser ones with his ability, Desperate Mother would not be a factor, and Police would be too unreliable to depend on.
merry Christmas ya filthy animalBANG BANG BANGAnd a happy new year
>this thread is literally 04 /v/
>stupid fucks coming in here crying reddit
>>318154831
been here since the start, I think its a pretty good demonstration of the asylum being run by the insane. We're no longer in charge and what we used to do isn't on the agenda any more.
>>318154581
>forgetting the lastBANG
You fucked it up
>people dismissing enjoyable things as redditry
>>318154831
>>318155927
4chan's main demo is now 16 yo or under, all of whom want to think themselves as educated, world wary and cynical because Stacy in school rejected their offer to join them in watching Steven Universe togheter.
Let it go.
>all these newfaggots/redditors/normies thinking this cancerous thread is amusing or original in any way
>>318156079
>says the frogposter
>>318150015
And he is still acting in cartoons despite being in this state. Can't stop the man.
>>318156119
>>318156079 on deathwatch
>>318147327
Hah.
>>318145764
>>318143249
>>318145663
>>318147008
>>318147446
>>318145329
>>318156079
I'm finding it hard to believe these aren't falseflaggers.
why are you such cunts?
>>318153980
OH SHIT, THE KEVIN IN HOME ALONE 4 IS PUNISHED VENOM KEVIN.
IT WAS A DOUBLE THE WHOLE TIME.
>>318145824
>nghrnnrghn
>[non-descript groans]
>HURHGHHRGH...EVERY DAY?
>>318156919
>w-w-w-w-why isnt /v/ my wittle hugbox?!
>>318143814
It's a nice relatable thing. Even in your advanced age, despite your experience and wisdom, you can never be in control of everything.
>>318147327
>hmm, Snake the filthy animal line may well be a jab at your codename.
>My codename?
>Yes, as a member of the unit you were designated a codename based from an animal.
>Ah, Snake, you mean.
>That's right. He's likely mocking you and our units choice of codenames in the field. He likely considers lowering yourself to that of an animal beneath him. He considers himself one with humanity. A lone man in his home separated from the lower beasts of his world.
>mmhmh Well this home has found a snake that's crawled in through the cracks.
>He's not so alone anymore now Snake.
>>318157053
reddit is only a hot meme boogeyman because you keep bringing it up.
kill yourself
>>318146008
The Portable Ops of the Home Alone franchise
Who's the Miller of Home Alone?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318147331
Holy shit, can we get a Marv codec for comparison?
>wake up
>first thing I do is see this thread
Today's off to a great start
>>318150015
I can't wait to see him stand his ground.
>>318141082
Wait a second. I'm starting to see the similarities.
KOJIMAAA!!
>>318141082
>>318141380
>>318141556
The kid from HA3 had bigger feats.
>>318157538
Agreed my fellow Redd... I mean /v/irgin!
Guys there's always been Shitposters and there always will be. Why can't you idiots learn to ignore them instead of feeding them? Are you that new that you can't complete such a basic task?
And no, calling them out on posting "bait" isn't okay. You're still feeding them and validating their existence as a shitposter.
>>318150015
>Tim Curry is literally Zero from MGS4
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
I lol'd
Depends. Is this a Home Alone movie featuring Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series
Or is it a MGS Christmas Special featuring Kevin from the Home Alone series?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
It will be glorious.
>>318159282
>Dad, I'm already a demon
>>318159191
>MGS Christmas Special
Why hasn't this been made?
I had no idea Home Alone 4 was a thing. How badly did they fuck it up?
>>318160075
The most mindblowing thing in this thread to me is the fact that Home Alone had sequels.
OP, for once, wasn't a faggot. Good show.
>>318158696
You are, of course, correct. However, just as people have been feeding trolls for over a decade on 4chan, there will always be people who tell them not to. This is, sadly, part of the cycle.
When you get down to it, the less said about it at all the better. I know there's just a lot of falseflagging in this thread but to the actual newfags who might be lurking: When you see shitposting, report, hide, and move on.
No, you won't "fix" /v/ by any stretch of the imagination for simply getting one shitposter banned for a few days, but at least you're not part of the problem.
>>318160185
I hear 2 is good but it's in my movie backlog.
good thread
>>318141556
>December 2008
>Jews ruin Christmas for Palestinians by bombing Gaza
checks out
>>318160306
Not as good as the first, but it's alright.
It fits the more of the same category. Same jokes but in New York City.
>>318158707
>MAAAJOOOOORRRRRR
>I'M BURNING UP
>>318160075
Kevin's happy family is now split-up due to his dad divorcing his mom, and is now dating after some rich bitch that gives him a lot of toys and shit. Harry from 3rd Rock is now Marv, and he has a girlfriend that's always scowling for some reason, and they decide to rob Kevin once again despite the fact Marv lost all testicular functions during their last encounter
>After the end of Home Alone 2, the McCallister family was split into two
>>318146113
The head canon is real.
>>318160075
Home Alone 5 is also a thing btw
>>318160009
>no scene where Big Boss meets Santa
Why even live?
>>318161496
What is the gender of this thing
>>318142002
Snake doesn't even have to worry about super hot doorknobs because he just fucking kicks doors open with stopping anyway.
>>318145818
DECOY OCTOPUS??
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
10/10 holy shit.
Especially all of the mad retards taking this seriously.
>>318161224
>Kevin's happy family is now split-up due to his dad divorcing his mom
>yfw when this was over the credit Kevin built up over the room service at that hotel
Kevin, you're what the French call "Les Enfants Terribles".
This thread was amazing hangover toilet reading. I feel great.
>>318162659
That angel made the least sense to me.
>>318141380
>Nofunallowed.jpg
>>318162482
Sacrifices had to be made
>>318163168
Kevin had a hard life
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318157045
>not "Christmas?"
>>318160009
You know Merry Gear Solid is a thing, right?
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Merry_Gear_Solid:_Secret_Santa
And it has a sequel
>>318143379
>>318143156
Wait, would Kevin LOOK like Big Boss but just half as tall?
I think Snake would be cool with killing his manlet dad. No one must know of his inferior genes.
>>318161604
Queer genderfluid.
>>318162482
If his family can afford a house like that AND the expenses to go to Paris and (90's) Florida, that bill should be nothing to them
>>318162760
The angel was the shadow and the 3d floating sphere was a projection of the angel thus making it the real shadow.
Not that complicated.
>>318162760
The angels in general don't make sense
>creative fun threads which have existed long before Reddit are now "Reddit" and "cancer"
I knew this board was shit but Jesus
>>318162760It's metaphoric
>>318142002
Well /thread.
I request someone to print this masterpiece of a thread.
>>318141082
provided kevin knew snake was coming and had a week with 10 thousand dollar budget yes, if snake infiltrated at the time of the wet bandits, he would immobilize them and have kevin secured in 2 minutes
>>318141082
should I know that faggot on the right or what
fucking memes
>>318165763
it's almost Christmas anon
>>318142002
excellent
>>318141380
Quit being a grumpy little bitch.
