Could Solid Snake infiltrate a compound secured by Kevin McCallister? How would the events of MG1 have turned out had Kevin taken Venom's place in securing Outer Heaven?
itt: Snake vs Kevin McCallister, provide arguments on behalf of your choice.
Most fucking retarded thread if the century
When I was young I thought the bad guys were Jews trying to ruin Christmas, I don't know where I got that idea, I just imagine that to happen a lot in america
>>318141556
>We're the wet bandits
>Oh, that must a jew thing
>>318141082
Snake generally works on a procurement on site philosophy so we can assume he's still going to Outer Kevin with nothing.
Counterpoint is that Kevin's design philosophy is that he must be completely solitary for his architectural traps to be functional. He is "home alone" after all, thus in a scenario where Outer Kevin is in effect, Solid snake would be infiltrating a base with a single guard I.E Kevin. Therefore, we can eliminate any boss battles or difficult guard encounters that would otherwise take place.
Solid snake is shown to be capable of dodging very fast pitfall traps and that weird...rolling pin thing. Therefore, any pitfall traps that Kevin is renowned for using would be considered ineffectual against Solid Snake. He's seen this shit before.
This is an initial encounter with Solid Snake for kevin, therefore I would argue that kevin would be in his normal form, not his hyper super Kevin form from Home alone 2, in which he's gained home alone points from his prior encountered and upgraded his traps. He will therefore be unable to deploy crazy bird woman. The upside of this for kevin is that Solid snake will not be able to count on codec support from Tim Curry.
With all of this taken into account I believe Solid snake would be able to overcome Outer Kevin, though likely covered in paint and his infiltration uniform covered in tacks, glass, tinsel and his face camo ruined by severe burns because Snake lit a cigarette in a comedic scene where Kevin had filled the room with propane gas from a leftover canister rigged to start going when a tripwire was triggered.
>>318141556
Jews do try to generally ruin everything.
This is a peculiar thread.
>>318142002
That's what I call proper insight, thank you for your time and knowledge about the topic, Anon
>>318142002
5/5
>>318142002
"Outer Kevin" Fucking gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf1LSNNgSWA
>>318142337
Solid snake is not competent.
>>318142002
>no boss battle
What about the neighbourhood guy with the shovel?
Or the dancing blowup dolls and cutouts?
Not to mention the SpidersOr the scary heater in the basement
>>318142441
This takes place in outer kevin, not kevin's house. I guess kevin could dress up one of the attack dogs in christmas attire and turn it into a boss battle.
>>318142337
this is exactly how it would go down, just that you have a super soldier instead of robbers
>>318142337
SNAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS MISSION IS OVER
>>318142002
>Tim Curry codec calls
10/10
>>318141556
When I was a kid, I watched the movie late in my life hoping that the old dude actually DID turn out to be a serial killer, and when Marv/Harry try to rob the house a second time, the old dude kills them both, and then makes a move on Kevin for being a dick in the store, with his booby-trapped house not making a dent on a grizzled murderer
>>318141380
As opposed to what, shitposting? It's a breath of fresh air. Funny OP
>>318142952
It's a John Hughs film, why would you ever think that?
>>318142002
The thing we have to ask ourselves is what is Solid Snake's objective? Based on previous encounters, we can assume that Kevin has constructed a revolutionary kind of walking battle tank out of pieces of cardboard, random bits of furniture, duct tape and string. If Solid Snake tries to destroy Metal Gear McCallister, he'd likely be killing Kevin in the process.
Now Solid Snake COULD kill an 8 year old child, but the question is would he? Given Kevin's vast intellect (for an 8 year old) he would likely realise this flaw in Snake's methodology and could easily jury rig a home-made detonation device much like the ones used in MGS3 by the Cobra unit, out of thumb tacks, elastic bands and perhaps some fabric from the sofa.
Under these circumstances, Jihadi Kevin would be invincible, since Snake would not take steps to murder a child, as he has been seen to be very much against the harming of children, as evidenced by his dedication towards protecting Sunny in MGS4.
>>318143156
Fucking hell, kill yourself you fucking autist, Jesus Christ.
>>318143156
Has Snake ever showed reluctance towards harming a non-innocent child? Like an African child soldier?
I wouldn't peg Jihadi Kevin as an innocent child.
>>318143156
I had already dismissed the murder of an innocent child theory on the grounds that Solid would have almost certainly gone nuclear by the time he waded through all these traps.
Further, Solid snake himself regularly points out that he is "not a hero" and might indeed sacrifice his virtue in order to stop a fully operational bipedal nuclear cardboard tank that fires paintcans filled with depleted uranium.
Further further, if we assume Kevin to be innocent in this scenario then there would not even be a fight. Kevin wouldn't defend outer kevin from solid snake if Kevin and Solid snake were "good guys" and thus in this scenario we are forced to assume something or someone has concocted a situation in which these two are actively trying their best to overcome one another.
I stand by my argument.
posting in epic thread
>>318143118
Up until I was 15, my shitty mom was moving us to a new boyfriend's house every other year with limited vidya/movie exposure as long as I could remember, so John Hughes and other twee childhood directors were literally-who tier for me, and the setup of the movie itself made me think "psychological thriller" considering the ambiguity of the evil furnace that talked
I had plenty of exposure to standard R-rated fare though, I once got one of her ex's roommates to get me Showgirls, and all I had to do was hoard lunch money for a few weeks
>>318143249
wow dude calm down at least he is actually contributing some actual content to the thread instead of telling people to commit suicide like some underageb&
>>318143249
>A well-thought post with arguments
>Autism
Kill yourself, burger
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
10 out of fucking 10
>>318143686
Someone should give this guy a medal for the effort
>>318142952
>all those stories his brothers would say about the creepy old man
>turns out he wasn't actually that bad of a guy just misunderstood
>tfw even at his age he still had doubts about how to go about things in his life like the misunderstanding that he had with his son.
I thought it was pretty nice that it all worked out for him in the end.
>>318143329
Snake you killed a child! I'm aborting this mission
>>318143379
> in this scenario we are forced to assume something or someone has concocted a situation in which these two are actively trying their best to overcome one another.
Of course.... it all makes sense now! Who would stand to gain from someone taking Kevin out the most? Who would give that intel to Snake?
>>318143914
>you're pretty good Marv
>>318143379
Well if we go by the OP then Big Boss put Kevin up to this and as PW showed BB has no trouble putting children in harm's way. So yes Kevin would try to protect Outer Kevin with his life.
Friendly reminder to report this reddit thread and move on.
>>318143914
The Wat Wit Wut Wet Woh!?
>>318144023
hownu.ru
>>318141082
the wet bandits still confirmed GOAT crew
>>318144085
backtoreddit.com
>>318143914
> We bring in funds... recruits... all just to combat Kevin
> Rubbing our noses in paint-covered battlefield snow
> All for revenge
>>318144163
Someone screencap this
Im on mobile
>it's the ultimate form of expression
>>318144179
oh boy you sure got me
Kevin McCallister is a former member of the McAllisters. Forgotten by his parents he has gone rouge, building a nation without borders. Outer Kevin. He's a trap fanatic totally obsessed with mobster movies and spaghetti westerns. Watch your back, Snake.
>>318141082
of course. the wet bandits were inept. that's the only reason mccallister beat them.
>>318141556
Why would jews ruin Christmas. Christmas is how Jews afford them 8 days of gifts.
>>318144682
Given home alone 3, it's not that far fetched.
In that universe, little kids routinely run into stolen weapons technology and confront not only clumsy burglers, but international terrorists. And Alex was a fucking tryhard compared to Kevin.
Upgrade Kevin to the level of the more modernized Alex, and you've got one fearsome little reverse polish batman in the making.
>>318143156
Why is the phrase "jury rig" suddenly entering buzzword territory?
On the flipside, do you think Harry and Marv could successfully infiltrate Outer Heaven? It's not like they can die right?
>>318145237
Do you think they were former Cobras or something like that?
>>318144364
I tried.Nowadays i hate taking screenshots because they will surely end on the hands of some redditor looking for "upboats"
Okay, lets assume for a second that we're dealing with Kevin and Solid Snake at their very best. And sense it's only Kevin defending Outer Kevin, he'd have prep time. Now for my real question, would home alone 2 kevin's pranks be fatal to Snake?
Give me your feedback.
Could Kevin have access to the herd of poisonous zanzibar hamsters?
>>318145290
They were the Wet Cobras before they went rogue. Or maybe the Sticky Cobras now.
I really missed some good quality OC here guise
Mobile is destroying content
>>318145237
Snake, those are the Wet Bandits. They're an elite criminal duo that have successfully performed an entire string of burglaries across this entire neighbourhood. They seem unable to be killed through usual means. You've got to find a way to take them out! Be careful, Snake.
>>318143914
>Punished Marv
SNAKE LOOK OUT HE GOT THUMBTACKS
>>318145341
Well in mg2 snake went all Kevin on BB with a lighter and hairspray. So I'd say they're on par with each other. Sanke wouldn't fall for Hone Alone 2 tricks
>This whole thread
HOLY CRAP I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!.
>>318145557
Are you sure?
>>318141380
>no fun allowed
Shut the fuck up
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
I haven't laughed this hard in fucking ages
>>318143249
>getting this mad at a joke thread
kids today
>>318145557
Harry confirmed better than BB.
>>318143850
That's Venom Snake. Solid Snake can kill every last child in MG2 and be able to continue the game.
>>318145663
>le reddit fallacy
>>318145764
Shit like this was here before reddit existed
>Kevin's dad divorces his mother and then takes the only one of his children he cares about, Kevin, to live with a new woman. Kevin, now ageing backwards and with a shifting appearance, enjoys his time at Natalie's mansion with his new bedroom, latest gadgets and his life
Is Home Alone 4 canon?
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
>mfw Kevin monologues to snake through a home made speaker systems consisting of cans and string
>I'll have a perfect world, where it will be Christmas every day!
>>318145663
>>318145764
okay okay we get it kid
>>318145764
The fact that you think that old /v/ never did things like this proves you're a newfag.
>>318145764
Would you rather have the 10000th console war bait thread? or how about some e-celeb twitter screencaps?
>>318145797
The Original Snakes and Big Boss really have no problems doing terrible shit to kids
is this canon? or it's some kind of Portable Ops thing?
>>318145764
>being this new
>>318145894
online only spoken word graphic novel web series
>>318145764
>using le reddit fallacy
Has Snake been through VR simulation prior to the mission?
>>318145894
forgot image
>>318145818
That woman can only make one face and coincidentally it looks like the frowning version of the Dreamworks face
>>318146008
>>318145818
>>318145894
Home Alones 1 and 2 are the only canon ones. Any others are not canon in the Home Alone universe
>>318145663
>reposts and copy-pasta is reddit
>OC is reddit
>shitposting is reddit
>talking about video games is reddit
>telling people to go to reddit is reddit
>liking 4chan is reddit
>hating 4chan is reddit
Really though, what ISN'T reddit these days?
>>318141556
A young /pol/tard i the making
>>318146008
Portable Ops rule comes into play here.
Something similar to the events happened but the game/movie was not an accurate representation of said events.
Boss, we've received word of a local PF operating in Africa known as the Wet Bandits who might know about what's going on back in Mother Base; you're mission is to locate their commander, Harry, and extract any information you can.
>>318146137
Complaining about 4chan being reddit.
>HI KIDS WE'RE TORTURING EARLY
>this thread
you can be good /v/. Sometimes.
>>318146206
Ever been to /r/4chan?
>>318146137
By the time everything became reddit, playing the reddit meme stopped being cool or trendy.
Don't sweat the guy too much. There's not much sadder in life than a shitposter with broken cruise control.
THIS PIRATE CRACKDOWN'S A GOYA FILTHY ANIMAL
This is what /v/ should be all about. I remember dumb threads like this in the past so much, but now all we get are shit about "muh censorship" and "muh console wars".
Can't discuss a game at all without some leddit-tier behaviour creeping in.
>>318145329
how about you stop being worried about le reddit boogeyman
like fucking seriously dude do you honestly STILL get bothered by this petty bullshit? you realize you're the exact same problem, just on the opposite end of the spectrum, right?
>>318143156
>revolutionary kind of walking battle tank out of pieces of cardboard
A CARDBOARD GEAR?
>>318144907
Home Alone 3 wasn't canon.
>>318146683
Cardboard Gear huh?
>>318141082
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Kevin McAlister would rek Snake.
Snake doesn't expect a trap that lights his hair on fire as soon as he opens a door. This kind of thing is unthinkable, even.
While Snake is trying to put out the fire, Kevin would grab his brother's BB gun and shoot both of Snake's eyes.
I think the real challenge comes if you pair the child like and gullible Big Boss against the ruthless Kevin McAllister. In the jungles of Russia
>>318146008
one can interpreted that's it's actually canon by calling it side story, or more like "what if" scenario
This thread. Too good.
>>318146902
And it IS canon that Snake just opens doors normally. He doesn't check and corner or angle of the doors when passing through
>>318141082
Hey nice thread, let me post it on reddit!
>>318147008
you should. it would be on kotaku the next day and you can have all the credit for it
weakest bosses group in the series
both in gameplay and plot
>>318147105
dude shut the fuck up your embarrassing yourself christ.
>>318141082
thanks anon
>>318147102
I'd like to think snake would beat rob with some sort of gum type kill.
>>318147105
>>318147008
>>318145663
>>318145764
>OC is now reddit
>Fun is now reddit
No wonder this place has fallen low.
"keep the change you filthy animal!"
"FILTHY ANIMAL?! COLONEL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
And a happy new year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR?! OTACON?!
>>318143914
Everything is falling into place now
this thread is hella epic
I WAS HIRED IN THIS BIG MANSION
>>318145764
OC is dead courtesy of people like you.
>>318145329
>exhentai extension
Thought i wouldn't notice didn't you? baka pervert
How canon is Home Alone 5? It doesn't actually have the 5 in the title, which makes me think it might not be canon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Alone:_The_Holiday_Heist
>itt thread
>>318142002
I would fund a small title to see this
STOP POSTING THESE KNOCKOFFS EVERYWHERE. WE ARE THE REAL WET BANDITS AND/OR STICKY BANDITS TRADEMARKED. IF YOU KEEP POSTING THESE WANNABES WE WILL HAVE TO BRING OUR LITIGATORS IN AND BRING DOWN THE FULL STRENGTH OF TH ELAW ON YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SORT OF HELL YOUR BRINGING REIGN DOWN YOU LITTLE FUCKS. WE'RE THE REAL BANDITS. STOP POSTING THESE PICTURES OR ELSE.
>>318145764
I'm sorry, I guess we should resume our normal threads about calm debate and intellectual arguments
the 2006 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ad5B0PE_aU
>>318147749
Les enfents humide!?
>>318141082
I have a better matchup OP. Macgyver vs Mccalister.
Or perhaps Mccallister and Macgyver vs Snake.
>>318147803
>top down stealth game
Holy shit, it all comes full circle.
>>318147803
Didn't Xplay review this atrocity?
>>318147884
Macgyver just because of that fuckin sweet blond mullet of his. goddamn that shits sexy.
>>318146352
and then newfags rushing in while shouting reddit this reddit that
we really need a self-moderation on /v/
>>318147803
>the kid has lives
>lives
>the robbers can fucking kill the kid
>up to twice
>>318145824
underrated keks
>>318145824
>And everyone in the thread
ah, thanks /v/. I miss this type of you. keep on trucking.
>>318145824
maxed laughs
>>318145764
it seems that you, are in fact one of le cancers
>>318143590
Holy shit burger is the worst adc ever
>>318147884
The latter might be more interesting. The former is Macgyver all the way. Kevin can make traps out of anything, but Macgyver can do anything with anything.
Same ability, but Macgyver has it at a much higher tier.
>>318147102
>tim curry
>weak
>>318148530
Interesting.
Assuming Mccalister kept honing his trap making skills until he reached adult-hood, do you think he would stand up to Macgyver?
>>318145764
>>318145764
INB4 merely pretending/trolling/not actually retarded
>>318141082
>you now really want to see this crossover
Kojima would do it too, if he could.
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318146113
>>>318146008
>>>318145818
>>>318145894
>Home Alones 1 and 2 are the only canon ones. Any others are not canon in the Home Alone universe
Correct
>>318149084
Are those pornstars? I'm not sure.
One on the right looks kinda like Sandra Romain.
>>318149707
I know the one on the left is female Jeff Seids
>>318148553
>29 November, 2015
>/v/ comes together to show their love of cheesy 90s action movies and Home Alone
>>318150117
the day /v/ proved it still had a small amount of fun left in it.
>>318150015
I can't stand to look at him now. It's really sad.
>>318150306
And still some niggas get salty left and right
>>318150015
Dude
>>318150502
It's easier to be a cunt than to have fun I guess. Oh well. I've had a good laugh tonight.
>>318150015
The easy route in that moment is to recluse in your mansion
true players like Tim go rock a suit and wheels
>>318150015
Don't mind me, just skipping you for when I get to Tselinoyarsk
This thread is amazing.
>>318142002
>Tim Curry
>Outer Kevin
>>318150763
ohhhh low blow. God damn anon, the feels
>>318145764
I'd rather have this then the same 30 threads over and over
>>318150763
you got me
>>318150015
>could have just stayed at home away from the public eye
>instead dressed up in a suit and went to the awards ceremony despite this
Good on him for getting back out there still its sad to see him like this because I like Tim Curry, hes cool.
>>318145764
Can the word reddit become an autoban?
I think it would make this board 200% better.
>>318142495
>outer kevin
My sides are in orbit
>>318142002
I'm not reading all this shit but I assume it's reddit-tier
>>318150015MALE TO FEMALE
>>318151678
The replies prove it.
>>318151853
Daily reminder RHPS is being remade.
>>318151963
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
/v/ is to jaded to even nostalgia. this is reddit-tumblr-facebook shit
>>318150015
>tfw he's the last person in his family and has no one to succeed him
>>318141380
This, I'd much rather see Toddposting, NEVER EVER, and LOL
>CTRL + F reddit
>30
You niggers have said reddit 30 times in this thread.
>>318151539
>>318151539
>>318152548
>>318142002
>>318142002
>With all of this taken into account I believe Solid snake would be able to overcome Outer Kevin, though likely covered in paint and his infiltration uniform covered in tacks, glass, tinsel and his face camo ruined by severe burns because Snake lit a cigarette in a comedic scene where Kevin had filled the room with propane gas from a leftover canister rigged to start going when a tripwire was triggered.
>>318143156
>Metal Gear McCallister
>implying the one in Outer Kevin is the real Kevin McCallister
>>318148634
It's a possibility, but in doing so he'd also lose the only advantage he has to make up an equal or lesser ability problem.
Mccalister's advantage is that although he can't use them again afterwards, since he's a kid, his summoned allies all have an absolute defense property that works for him. If he's conservative with them, then using them, he can still run a strong defensive game against Macgyver.
If he runs down the clock long enough for either Police or Desperate Mother to arrive, than Macgyver would have no choice but to abandon his offensive and accept a draw. As an adult though, his allies would not provide absolute defense. Macgyver can bypass the lesser ones with his ability, Desperate Mother would not be a factor, and Police would be too unreliable to depend on.
merry Christmas ya filthy animalBANG BANG BANGAnd a happy new year
>this thread is literally 04 /v/
>stupid fucks coming in here crying reddit
>>318154831
been here since the start, I think its a pretty good demonstration of the asylum being run by the insane. We're no longer in charge and what we used to do isn't on the agenda any more.
>>318154581
>forgetting the lastBANG
You fucked it up
>people dismissing enjoyable things as redditry
>>318154831
>>318155927
4chan's main demo is now 16 yo or under, all of whom want to think themselves as educated, world wary and cynical because Stacy in school rejected their offer to join them in watching Steven Universe togheter.
Let it go.
>all these newfaggots/redditors/normies thinking this cancerous thread is amusing or original in any way
>>318156079
>says the frogposter
>>318150015
And he is still acting in cartoons despite being in this state. Can't stop the man.
>>318156119
>>318156079 on deathwatch
>>318147327
Hah.
>>318145764
>>318143249
>>318145663
>>318147008
>>318147446
>>318145329
>>318156079
I'm finding it hard to believe these aren't falseflaggers.
why are you such cunts?
>>318153980
OH SHIT, THE KEVIN IN HOME ALONE 4 IS PUNISHED VENOM KEVIN.
IT WAS A DOUBLE THE WHOLE TIME.
>>318145824
>nghrnnrghn
>[non-descript groans]
>HURHGHHRGH...EVERY DAY?
>>318156919
>w-w-w-w-why isnt /v/ my wittle hugbox?!
>>318143814
It's a nice relatable thing. Even in your advanced age, despite your experience and wisdom, you can never be in control of everything.
>>318147327
>hmm, Snake the filthy animal line may well be a jab at your codename.
>My codename?
>Yes, as a member of the unit you were designated a codename based from an animal.
>Ah, Snake, you mean.
>That's right. He's likely mocking you and our units choice of codenames in the field. He likely considers lowering yourself to that of an animal beneath him. He considers himself one with humanity. A lone man in his home separated from the lower beasts of his world.
>mmhmh Well this home has found a snake that's crawled in through the cracks.
>He's not so alone anymore now Snake.
>>318157053
reddit is only a hot meme boogeyman because you keep bringing it up.
kill yourself
>>318146008
The Portable Ops of the Home Alone franchise
Who's the Miller of Home Alone?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318147331
Holy shit, can we get a Marv codec for comparison?
>wake up
>first thing I do is see this thread
Today's off to a great start
>>318150015
I can't wait to see him stand his ground.
>>318141082
Wait a second. I'm starting to see the similarities.
KOJIMAAA!!
>>318141082
>>318141380
>>318141556
The kid from HA3 had bigger feats.
>>318157538
Agreed my fellow Redd... I mean /v/irgin!
Guys there's always been Shitposters and there always will be. Why can't you idiots learn to ignore them instead of feeding them? Are you that new that you can't complete such a basic task?
And no, calling them out on posting "bait" isn't okay. You're still feeding them and validating their existence as a shitposter.
>>318150015
>Tim Curry is literally Zero from MGS4
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
I lol'd
Depends. Is this a Home Alone movie featuring Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series
Or is it a MGS Christmas Special featuring Kevin from the Home Alone series?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
It will be glorious.
>>318159282
>Dad, I'm already a demon
>>318159191
>MGS Christmas Special
Why hasn't this been made?
I had no idea Home Alone 4 was a thing. How badly did they fuck it up?
>>318160075
The most mindblowing thing in this thread to me is the fact that Home Alone had sequels.
OP, for once, wasn't a faggot. Good show.
>>318158696
You are, of course, correct. However, just as people have been feeding trolls for over a decade on 4chan, there will always be people who tell them not to. This is, sadly, part of the cycle.
When you get down to it, the less said about it at all the better. I know there's just a lot of falseflagging in this thread but to the actual newfags who might be lurking: When you see shitposting, report, hide, and move on.
No, you won't "fix" /v/ by any stretch of the imagination for simply getting one shitposter banned for a few days, but at least you're not part of the problem.
>>318160185
I hear 2 is good but it's in my movie backlog.
good thread
>>318141556
>December 2008
>Jews ruin Christmas for Palestinians by bombing Gaza
checks out
>>318160306
Not as good as the first, but it's alright.
It fits the more of the same category. Same jokes but in New York City.
>>318158707
>MAAAJOOOOORRRRRR
>I'M BURNING UP
>>318160075
Kevin's happy family is now split-up due to his dad divorcing his mom, and is now dating after some rich bitch that gives him a lot of toys and shit. Harry from 3rd Rock is now Marv, and he has a girlfriend that's always scowling for some reason, and they decide to rob Kevin once again despite the fact Marv lost all testicular functions during their last encounter
>After the end of Home Alone 2, the McCallister family was split into two
>>318146113
The head canon is real.
>>318160075
Home Alone 5 is also a thing btw
>>318160009
>no scene where Big Boss meets Santa
Why even live?
>>318161496
What is the gender of this thing
>>318142002
Snake doesn't even have to worry about super hot doorknobs because he just fucking kicks doors open with stopping anyway.
>>318145818
DECOY OCTOPUS??
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
10/10 holy shit.
Especially all of the mad retards taking this seriously.
>>318161224
>Kevin's happy family is now split-up due to his dad divorcing his mom
>yfw when this was over the credit Kevin built up over the room service at that hotel
Kevin, you're what the French call "Les Enfants Terribles".
This thread was amazing hangover toilet reading. I feel great.
>>318162659
That angel made the least sense to me.
>>318141380
>Nofunallowed.jpg
>>318162482
Sacrifices had to be made
>>318163168
Kevin had a hard life
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318157045
>not "Christmas?"
>>318160009
You know Merry Gear Solid is a thing, right?
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Merry_Gear_Solid:_Secret_Santa
And it has a sequel
>>318143379
>>318143156
Wait, would Kevin LOOK like Big Boss but just half as tall?
I think Snake would be cool with killing his manlet dad. No one must know of his inferior genes.
>>318161604
Queer genderfluid.
>>318162482
If his family can afford a house like that AND the expenses to go to Paris and (90's) Florida, that bill should be nothing to them
>>318162760
The angel was the shadow and the 3d floating sphere was a projection of the angel thus making it the real shadow.
Not that complicated.
>>318162760
The angels in general don't make sense
>creative fun threads which have existed long before Reddit are now "Reddit" and "cancer"
I knew this board was shit but Jesus
>>318162760It's metaphoric
>>318142002
Well /thread.
I request someone to print this masterpiece of a thread.
>>318141082
provided kevin knew snake was coming and had a week with 10 thousand dollar budget yes, if snake infiltrated at the time of the wet bandits, he would immobilize them and have kevin secured in 2 minutes
>>318141082
should I know that faggot on the right or what
fucking memes
>>318165763
it's almost Christmas anon
>>318142002
excellent
>>318141380
Quit being a grumpy little bitch.
great thread!
>>318143156
>Metal Gear McCallister
i'm crying
Christmas is close, anons, lets have fun
>>318142002
Almost spat my beer out. Thanks
>>318146008
>needing 2 buddies to get the job done
Reminder that Punished Kevin is not the real deal.
>>318156919
I bet they are the same edgelords who spammed western loli porn in that christian gamer thread.
>>318167680
>spammed western loli porn
That's just CP dumbass
>>318163370
I think you forgot something
The real answer is that Kevin is the twin brother of Solid Snake, so Snake gets through all the traps, Kevin escapes on a helicopter made from rubber bands, a couple 2x4's, and a toothpick, but Snake figures out where he goes.
Four years later, an aging Solid Snake confronts Kevin (now a Senator) on top of a Metal Gear made from nothing more than a couple rolls of aluminum foil, a couple 2x4s, assorted nuclear weaponry, and a smaller Metal Gear.
Imagine the picture but with Kevin McAllister on top
>>318150015
Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "one." It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born... from zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as Zero remains, one... will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero.
Bretty gud thread the newfags screaming reddit were really the linchpin.
Reminder that Snake can inmobilize Kevin by playing this track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEv4SpW7gY
So he doesn't even need to engage in combat in order to stop him.
>>318157108
Kek.
now do Otacon!
>>318142002
But you afford Solid Snake the assumption of strength and abilities based on his prior encounters, and refuse to do the same for Kevin.
Kevin SHOULD BE in his hyper super Kevin for and be able to deploy crazy bird woman
>>318170335
Crazy Bird Woman would make a good Metal Gear Boss.
>>318141082
This is the best thread in /v/ in weeks.
Macauley Culkin grew up nice.
>mfw Snake succeeds using my own traps against me
>>318168238
Wouldn't that slip off his magnificent chrome dome?
>>318141082
>Could Solid Snake infiltrate a compound secured by Kevin McCallister?
Jesus Christ you guys. Never change.
My name is Kevin, the bandit hunter.
It has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
>>318171914
MOOOOOOOT!
Saw this thread while at break earlier today and I'm still laughing, thanks /v/
>>318150015
This guy ain't falling down stairs any time soon
>>318146008
Metal Home Ac!d
This thread better not die. I'm working in Photoshop.
>>318172854
Photoshop what, senpai?
>>318147884
>>318148530
>Home Alone was a MacGyver prequel
>>318146008
How is 3 not canon? It's not even Kevin after all.
Am I on bizarro /v/ or am I actually seeing a decent thread here today?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
I don't get it, help anon.
>>318142002
do you mind if i use this as a design doc for making a game?
Best thread on /v/ right here
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
My sides 10/10
>>318173989
What are you planning to do, anon?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318173643
No anon its reddit did you not see all the posts about how this reddit thread and reddit posters need to go back to reddit?
I genuinely do not understand how you could hate this type of thread, while there are so many shitposting and console warring trash threads across the board.
Are there actually people who want to keep /v/ the way it is?
>>318175265
just tryhard newfags
Best thread on the board ATM
>Outer Kevin
>>318174860
make a shitty free game called Snake vs Kevin based on ideas in this thread.
>>318173643
people are trying to force it just like reddit, but it's still a good thread. Feels like old /v/, but with the meme forcing of reddit.
>>318175610
old 4chan was full of meme forcing you fucking idiot
>>318175265
i'm convinced people who casually browse /v/ come here to shitpost and nothing else
>>318141380
you're the kind of faggot that had the mods split the board for /vr/
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318162503
Underrated
>>318175265
newfags who want /v/ to be nothing more than console wars
someone post that /r/4chan screencap
>>318176524
BASED
A
S
E
D
Fuken saved.
>>318175510
>>318173989
Well I could be someone completely different but sure go nuts. It's 4chan not twitter copyright jokes.
>>318145818
Is this Venom Kev?
>>318176524
BEAUTIFUL
>>318176524
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
>>318176524
>We'll make christmas from their ashes
>>318176524
10/10 you filthy animal
>>318176524
GO, LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE
>Punished Kevin
>A boy denied his vacation
>>318175330
It just occurred to me, why does the Mother Base in MGSV have no runways for planes?
>he hasn't played merry gear solid
>>318141556
Why would they try to ruin a holiday where they can get money?
>>318177706
>Bird Talker
>A wise girl denied her home
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
jesus fuck I can't even continue I'm dying of laughter
>>318177706
funny how he was actually punished
In MetHome Gear Solid 2, Solid Kevin fights against his arch nemesis, Callistus Kev, and his new amphibious MetHome Gear, METAL GEAR MARV.
Might as well.
>>318178367
Aboard Marvesnal Gear.
>>318177798
>GUEST STARRING: THE MAN ON FIRE
>>318178449
Shit I goofed the cropping.
Welp.
>>318178343
>not including Metal Gear McCallister
0/10, would not trust to preserve valuable posts.
>>318178449
>Snake finally beats Kevin using his own improvisation techniques against him.
>Kevin dies slapping his hands to his face and screaming as his aftershave catches alight.
>>318141380
If the century what?
>>318146113
3 is, like Ac!d, not canon but still alright.
4 is like a pachinko machine based on MGS or something I don't know. Utter shit just ignore it
>>318156048
>Frozen reference
LEAVE YOU FAGGOT
>>318176524
>>318178449
>all this quality OC
You're alright sometimes /v/
>>318146113
>Any other after 2
What? Did i miss something.I'm for real.
>>318173878
outer heaven, outer kevin
please actually play the game next time
>>318143914
>>318144054
>>318143379
>>318143156
>>318142002
Lawl Lel Lulz Lel Lol
>>318176524
Minor changes.
Can we all agree Creepy Snow Shoveler>Bird Lady?
>>318178548
>>318178449
Fixed-ish
>>318178965
KA KE KI KO KU
>>318141380
Probably because kid on the right could be you father.
>>318167594
That's not Venom Kevin, Venom Kevin is from Home Alone 4.
Home Alone 3 was about the new MC, Alex. Don't you remember?
Thumb tacks?
>>318175265
Either they're shitposting or they're so far gone they genuinely think any form of entertainment that isn't just crying about things you don't like is reddit-tier humor.
>>318142002
>this many replies to such a mediocre post
I should just go to you retards home place since all of you fucking redditards keep coming here anyway. le cap for karma eks d!! Kill yourselves fucking newfags.
>>318178968
Better.
Thanks, anon.
thanks for reminding me I need to replay this OP
Posting in an epic thread
Hate to say it OP, but you've created a Time Paradox.
You seem to have overlooked the fact that Kevin McCallister is a young Solid Snake. Trained by Master Miller during his partnership with Cypher Solid Snake was given the elias Kevin McCallister - a codename with the same initials as 'Kazuhira McDonell/Miller'
The events of Home Alone 1 and 2 were solo combat simulations orchestrated by The Patriots to hone Snake's soldier abilities at a young age. Simulations that would eventually come in handy to defeat his twin - Eli, who at the same age was being trained by Big Boss' private army. This is why Miller trained Kevin McCallister so that he may one day bring down the last remnants of the partnership that Miller felt so betrayed by.
You guys really need to read the entries from the MGS database, it's all in there.
>>318143156
>Given Kevin's vast intellect (for an 8 year old) he would likely realise this flaw in Snake's methodology and could easily jury rig a home-made detonation device much like the ones used in MGS3 by the Cobra unit, out of thumb tacks, elastic bands and perhaps some fabric from the sofa.
I think Snake would just find a way to take Kevin in alive and then have the bomb surgically removed.
Remember that Kevin is an eight year old and that snake can catch a Metal Gear.
I don't think it would be too hard for snake to restrain and tie up Kevin
>>318179179
kek'd
>>318176524
hahaha
>>318180426
That's Big Boss you dumb shit.
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
Saved for prosperity
>>318180701
Posterity, friend.
>>318180579
He's a clone they're roughly as strong as each other.
>>318142002
>He will therefore be unable to deploy crazy bird woman
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>318179170
Is Alex the Raiden of Home Alone?
>>318144909
I always heard 'nigger-rig' growing up in the south. It still meant hasty and poor craftsmanship, but as an imaginative kid I'd visualize an eighteen wheeler hauling things black folk liked.
>>318181158
>sequel for popular title replacing the main character entirely
yeah
>>318181241
growing up in the south sounds rough
YOU TOO HAVE KNOWN LOSS
AND THAT LOSS TORMENTS YOU STILL!
You hope isolation might someday replace the holidays, but they never go away. It makes a child spoiled, inside and out.
Wouldn't you AGREEEEEEEEEEEE?
We both are home alone. Our families won't return. You, me... We've no tickets to Paris. No where to vacation.
AND THAT IS WHY I'LL SHOW YOU MY PRESENTS!
FOLLOW ME, KEVIN!
>Skull Face takes Kevin to his Metal Gear Saint Nick
>this plays over the car ride https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>318141082
Holy shit, Macaulay Culkin isn't dead yet!
>>318145818
That looks like a porn parody.
>>318179118
Macaulay Culkin is DEADDDDD
>>318159282
SNAKE WATCH OUT ITS SKULLFACE
>>318146008
>>318145818
>>318141082
What's with all those Kevins? Can someone explain me to me this? Is Kevin from HoAl 1&2 the same as 3 and 4?
>"Otocon, I'm in the kid's bedroom."
>"Ooooh, he has the limited edition Gundam MG RX-78-2 OYW Yahoo Limited Pearl Coating model! Snake you have to get that for me!"
>"What do I look like, some kind of thief?"
>>318182369
Otocon?
I'M A BURGLAR
WET'N WILLLD
BURNED BY AN
ABANDONED CHILD
>>318182295
3 is a new character entirely
4 is suppose to be the same Kevin but it was made decades after the original and I think was also suppose to be a reboot or something.
The idea of a Home Alone TV show is pretty fucked up if you think too hard about it
>>318182295
Solid Kevin, Raiven and Venom Kevin respectively
>wet bandits
>liquid bandits
>>318182295
Watch the movies in canon order, starting from 3, then 1, 2, and 4; or watch a video commentary on youtube.
Fuck the autists who cry and sperg out because people don't want to watch them on release order.
>>318146008
>dat yellow Game Gear
But if Kevin's traps are made out of cardboard, would Snake be able to detect them?
>>318182612
So 3 is Raiden and 4 is Venom?
>>318183148
Oh fuck
>>318182658
I thought Kevin 1 was Big Kevin?
>>318142002
>Outer Kevin
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
>>318182982
Under Chrono Cross rules, Snakes innate element is Cardboard, and thus he has a higher resistance to damage of the type and its related status effects, but he isn't going to be immune to it. He'd be most vulnerable to Kevins various fire traps
>>318175265
And threads repeating itself, even the replies, it's like a personal hell.
>>318177798
MAJOR...
>>318182595
CRAWLING THROUGH BROKEN GLASS
>>318183578
IM BURNING UP
>>318176524
Aaaand now i gotta figure out how to spray this on the walls of my Fallout 4 settlement.
>>318142002
>no bossfights
>mention of crazy bird woman
>no mention of Shovel Knight
Someone better at least screencap this shit.
>>318142002
MFW "Outer Kevin"
>>318142639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opB80ULb05w&feature=youtu.be&t=94
>>318143249
I hate you. Die in a fucking fire you piece of shit. Take your daddy's shotgun and blow your fucking brains out.
>there will never be a Kevin Gear Rising spinoff action game
>this fucking thread
>>318141082
Of course. How could I have been so blind? Kevin McCallister is a true espionage master and probably is referenced in the Metal Gear universe so many times by now.
>>318143156
I'm going to reply to this
I was here
>>318184059
>>318183148
Home Alone 5?
>>318142002
>He will therefore be unable to deploy crazy bird woman
>>318184148
Vulcan Pigeon?
these kinda threads surface once in a blue moon, when every star is properly aligned and enough men are gathered in a circle to laugh at a scenario stupid as heck, and not be super srs business about it
in my eyes, the greatest symbiotic entity isn't microbium... it's OC
OC is what keeps this image board, our world, alive.
Free the board, not by reposting it's OC, but by taking the shitposter's tongues
>>318184261
>someone's going to repost this thread at some point later today or tomorrow
>>318142002
You're pretty good
>>318142002
>>318143156
>>318143379
/v/ can still be good
>>318184218
heh
>nobody acknowledges Fuller
Now this thread is complete
Remember to go easy on the Pepsi
>>318184468
since ancient times, every board's poster has had the same idea. When people repost OC, they make others laugh harder than the sum of any previous thread. And what do posters use to bring people together? Humour.
>>318171452
Duct tape.
>>318184831
Literally Otacon
OPINIONS COMIN THRUHome alone 3>1>4=2
Will go nuclear?
>>318185031
I didn't like the 2nd one, it tried too hard to be like the first. Though I heard it was intentional
>>318185387
>he feel for the Hughes Ruse Cruise
>>318185031
>The spirit of 2>1>What 2 actually was>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3>Infinity>4>There were other home alones?
I've only seen the first Home Alone. Are the others worth watching?
>>318177756
Diamond Dogs is shit. Only the real Big Boss can make a true Motherbase.
>>318185637
I remember 3 being okay
2 was pretty good too if you're okay with the fact that it isn't that wildly different from the first
>>318185637
Watch the first 3. It went to shit after 4.
>>318145824
>made speaker systems consisting of cans and string
Come and get me you idiot! I'm right here!
>>318185637
2nd is decent
others suck tho
>>318185874
Wait, I thought there were only 3. Are you trying to cheat me son?
>>318175265
Funposting was widely excepted and happened a lot 2 years ago.
Then someone started to spread the idea that any and all funposting was literally reddit, because some redditors take screencaps of theads for upvotes.
>there are people in this thread compiling a compilation to be posted on /r/4chan as we speak
I want to give you faggots an opportunity to explain why you would do this.
>>318185031
> 3 being that high
shit taste, friend
>>318141082
how short would the home alone movies would have been if the kid had a gun and just shot the intruders?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEv4SpW7gY GUYS WHAT DOES THIS SOUND LIKE
>>318185874
the same can be said for Metal Gear as well
>>318186689
HOLY SHIT
>>318141380
>being that faggot, smart ass kid no one liked in high school
>>318143914
Its Gutsman!
>>318142337
>Competent.
>Shooting a kid.
>Gunshot in the middle of the night.
Retarded.
>>318186689
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
![4ccba0626acdaac9e34f4428b9de1b1e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yXy5vhZ.png "4ccba0626acdaac9e34f4428b9de1b1e[1]")
>>318186950
>>318186689
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>318186689
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>318162760
It was an attempt to kill humanity by convincing it to kill itself mainly through being a "shadow" in the sense that it's showing them the worst parts of themselves
>>318186689
Didn't Metal Gear 2 also happen on Christmas Eve?
What does this all mean?
>>318145329
i know that feel.
asking for a besieged webm that you did not save is considered that you're looking for upboat material
>>318157108
top kek
>>318183851
>boss you killed a child
>amazing, mission complete
MY SIDES ARE ETHEREAL NOW
>>318141556
>I don't know where I got that idea
From /v/ or /pol/
>When I was young
You have to be 18 to post here, Anon.
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR
>>318189531
Legitimate autism.
Necessity is the Mother of Invention.
And no one lives that mantra better than Kevin McCallister. Why do you think Snake is so big on improv? He's seen the devastating effects of quick thinking.
>>318189593
How is this autism? Were you not on 4chan before last year when funposting was killed off by retards like you?
>BOSS GET DOWN!
>The enemy tarantula...
>>318190414
Tarantula...?
>>318154232
I think there is more to Mccalister's absolute defence than meets the eye. Kevin is kind of a shit. Despite this he can inspire loyalty in complete strangers with a few sincere words. Shovelman and Birdwoman go out of their way to protect him. Even in defence of a child, taking on strange criminals and committing acts of violence is pretty serious business. If Kevin's trap making abilities scale up with age I think we can assume his talent for manipulation increases as well.
As long as he maintains an image of a spirited underdog it is not unreasonable to assume he could find protection under sympathetic organisations. This does change the dynamics of the ability somewhat: The threat he draws must be reasonably limited. Aid from a larger organization must be limited by their resources, no matter how much they like Kevin. Old Mccalister would have to keep a low profile and work with limited resources while still endearing himself to the parent organisations. Lucky for him his improvisational skills by this point would be mind boggling and synergies well with his allies.
God Bless you all
It's not shitposting or petty internet drama
Merry Christmas /v/
>This thread
Nice.
>>318143379
>>318143156
>>318142002
This is just some elaborate proxied same-fag or group effort, the only thing mildly funny is the "outer kevin" name, everything else is milked too hard and not funny in the least
>>318192260
Fuck off dude. Why go to this thread if you hate fun? Are you autistic?
>>318192492It was a funny OP post but turned out to be a pre-written planned thread. It's just annoying, it's a pointless thread made just for the joke "outer kevin"
>>318181241
That sounds pretty funny actually. Just a dump truck of watermelons in purple drank.
>>318192768
How does it feel to hate fun?
>>318181241
>>318192923
>>318181335
This makes me realize I've never once questioned the phrase. I'm 28 and not racist at all. Glad I haven't had a reason to say it in like 20 years
best thread in years desu
In the original screenplay, Kevin's uncle was suposed to be behind the robbery in his brother's house.
>>318193281
>Fun
I was ready to have it before this thread was flooded by cringey as fuck reaction images and outdated memes that outed the posters as not being regular /v/ goers like "10/10"
You ever watch an episode of some show and you can tell it was all made just for one joke?
That's this thread. Would have been great if the OP didn't just give up at "outer kevin"
This isn't /b/, just take your "epic" screenshots, post it on /r4chan and kindly fuck off
>>318193392
I'm from nor-cal, nigger-rig is a thing here too, means the same thing
>>318193725
no u
>>318193725
Why are you so cynical?
>>318193835
>>318193859
I fucking called it >>318193805
Now get the fuck out and stay gone
>>318193805
I want to legitimately know why you do this.
>>318193805
You're right anon, we should never strive to have entertaining threads in case somebody on reddit tries to steal it! I'll go back to making threads about twitter screencaps, SJWs and ecelebs now.
Thanks for the reminder.
>>318142002
You're pretty good
>>318193917
I was gonna post because as you see I have shit karma but someone beat me to it
>>318193941
But I never said that...
I'm not sure who's worse; people who post fun things to r/4chan for le ebin lolz xddd, or people who are afraid of and shit on fun things because they might end up on r/4chan
>>318194153
the latter
the former is just lazy bottomfeeders that can't create anything for themselves but the latter is trying to play fun police or some shit
>>318193903
no u
>>318194153
It's not that "they might".
It's that people make threads for the sole purpose of screenshots to post on there, many of the replies being samefagged and shit
It's embarrassing and retarded and a waste
>>318194290
So I see you're the latter.
>>318194153
>r/4chan
I know that this is a thing that exists, but it seems like kind of a paradox considering how much 4chan hates Reddit
Why does it exist?
>>318194337
Please go back to your hugbox
>>318193903
Who gives a shit, anon?
>We can't have fun because that means we'll get posted on Reddit!
Let Redditfags do whatever the fuck they want. Why do you give a shit about them?
>>318194153
The latter by far.
>>318194384
Reddit made that to praise and talk about "epic meme moments" on 4chan
They want the jokes, but also the credit (often falsified) in the form of karma and points and upvotes, aka attention
This all can be resolved if 4chan had a reddit board.
>>318194412
I don't go to reddit, fuck off.
Why do you want a /v/ full of console wars and shitposting?
>all the underaged children who are legitimately scared by the reddit boogeyman
TH-THEY'RE GOING TO UPVOTE AWAY OUR MEMES ;_;
>>318194414
>>318194337
>>318194589
You're retarded as fuck, get some reading comprehension. It's not about POSSIBLY "getting posted on reddit"
It's about that being the actual point of the thread in the first place and it being pretty unauthentic
Reddit is the place that is fake as fuck and passive aggressive, I don't like to see that disingenuous type of shit in this place
>>318150015
I was having a good day and a good time in this thread...
>>318194758
Why the fuck do you even pay attention to Reddit? It seems like you're trying to actively find things to make you angry.
>>318194758
>disingenuous
You know 4chan is probably as bad as Reddit, right?
>>318194946
I don't pay attention to reddit, I can't help but notice that awful kind of behavior I mentioned, it just so happens it's prevalent on reddit is all. Doesn't matter where it's from really.
>>318194949
>>disingenuous
>You know 4chan is probably as bad as Reddit, right?
Not in my opinion
>>318142002
Snake is smart enough to know when propane is in the air, much less not trigger a tripwire.
>>318178592
hahahaha
So lets look into it a little more, in Home Alone 4 Kevin's parents are divorced and his Dad now has a mega mansion. How this is possible seems odd, seeing how butblasted dad was at the end of HA2, so this implies that money wasn't necessarily the problem, but where the money came from. If we put into prospective that Kevin Dad went full nuclear at the end of 2, then we can imply that Kevin suffered some sort of injury.
Now if we look more into 4, you can see that Kevin is clearly younger as he still is 9, yet his parents have completely already gone through their divorce and his father is already looking into remaking his love life.
This is a farce.
After the Nuclear Dad incident, Kevin was supposedly knocked out from the sheer anger of it all. But that was what we're meant to believe. In truth Kevin was using his father's military funds to earn the traps, because of this his actions were monitored and the government saw his sheer brilliance. They decided to take full action and train, make him infinitely stronger. So by this 4's Kevin can be seen as Venom Kevin and was given the devices from his "Dad's girlfriend" in order to make a full fledged "Metal Gear McCallister", but the real Metal Gear McCall. was being made behind closed doors.
Snake's journey has only begun, the rabbit hole is about to go much deeper than it seems.
>>318150763
He's saving what energy he has left for battle
You're all missing something incredibly important.
According to the presitgious Home Alone wiki, Kevin McCallister...prefers cheese pizza
This fucking thread.
>>318194507
SO WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN BECAUSE OF REDDIT
FFFFFUCK YOU
DON'T GO TO REDDIT AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THAT THEY DO THIS SHIT YOU STUPID FUCK
>>318155168
It's up to us to act as a counter force to the "reddit police"
As long as new folk see the cool people putting reddit boogies in their place, creativity and fun can begin to grow yet again
>>318196120
Chill out eurofag, I was just answering a question
>>318195131
You seem to know an awful lot about Reddit.
>>318187935
Yup.
Now go play it /v/, it is pretty good.
>>318196120
they shouldn't do it in the first place like with other content its displeasuring to content creators for there work to be taken and posted elsewhere just for fake internet points with no credit given
>>318196505
When you browse this site long enough, you will too.
>>318193805
lmao
>>318196120
I've seen my content posted on reddit before and the dude posts it as the creator of it and answers questions. It made my stomach hurt and made me feel sick as fuck.
I know that they usually say "not me but" before they post, but not always. Fuck that place.
Thanks for this thread /v/.
Some of you are pretty alright.
Be happy and have nice holidays.
