Metroid story time
Get in here faggots
>>256860892
Last time we were on to chapter 5 of joey and samus I believe
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>>256861508
Reporting in here.
>>256861629
be sure to bump every so often so I don't die
>>256861763
Can do.
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>>256862321
>mfw my face has a face
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>>256862415
>tfw the parallels to jojo are so profound that things are showing up god damn everywhere
>>256862817
>>256862965CLANG CLANG CLANG
>>256862568
Fuck, I can't unhear this fucker as either Liam O'Brien, or Jason Douglas
>>256863147
Did the kid ever know Samus was female?
>>256863280
>joey jojo has a ripple with the power to repel other metals with a magnetism
>>256860892
can you stop posting these lame non cannon stories and just post the great samus porn
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>>256863659
get the fuck out of my story time
>>256863812
more like snoring time
post those tits op
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>>256863972
Fuckyourshit.exe
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>>256863918
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>implying Samus needs weapons to beat this freak
Sweet misogyny, OP. 10/10
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>>256864216
>giving him what he wants
nigga why would you do that
>>256864352
>let's not use weapons
>oh hey, fuck that, let me use weapons now
>>256864285
She used her guns to beat him fair and square.
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>>256861763
Don't die
>>256864674
Is the answer muh dick?
>>256864885
I don't really understand how that helped, but it worked, so now samus can deliver an ass whoopin with weapons
>>256865076
S M
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P S
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>>256864885
>know what shape best stands up to gravity and water pressure?
And I thought "Do you know what happens to a toad that's struck by lightning?" was bad. Samus needs to get out more.
>>256865426
>>256865454speaking of getting out, could you please advertise this thread just once over >>256832702
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>>256865727
Chapter 5 end
How does he run a junk shop without fingers?
>>256865920
Time for a special fusion episode in between!
>>256865962
You run with legs, not your fingers
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>>256866223
Jello went to far this time
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>>256866350
>we gave you fins
>...
>For aerodynamics!
>....
>>256866512
I think that the fusion suit is better as a mostly nude samus suit rather than the zero suit.
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>>256866863
>Samus having trouble fighting the fucking space frogs in the Quarantine Bay
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>>256867168
That was fun, and now back to our regularly scheduled Bizarre adventure
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>>256867578
Make way for the milf tits
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>>256867705
>U-Ton
>>256867845
Why is Samus so hungry for shota dicks
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>>256868034
Because they're roundyshe likes roundies
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>>256868686
>that trip 86
I can't wait when the shota pops his first boner when Samus reveals herself
fucking slut
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>>256869142
>captchaddrkill
NOOOOOOO, MILF TITS
>>256869334
I have a feeling that the milf tits made her husband sick and abandoned her shota for space dicks
>>256869639
That's what happens when you make a ship out of fucking junk
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>>256870594
Slap ass is no match for samus aran
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>>256870910
Milf tits readies to suck the dick of her hero
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>>256872271a reverse wanna /ss/?
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>>256865962
with all the child slaves samus brings him
>>256872547
Chapter 6 end
Now, I need a break, and will be back in a few minutes with chapters seven and eight
>>256870087
DUNN DUN DUUUUUUUN
are they serious right now?
>>256872835
this is from the drawfag yesterday.
God damn that fag was based
>>256872835
We're back in business
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>>256874641
Yes joey, we went over this. They eat people
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>>256874789
Well thats some goddamn nightmare fuel
>>256875062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgLxBw theme of these fucking hell beasts
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>>256875207
WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST MADE THEM WAY WORSE
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>>256875687
Well the penguins got creepy fast
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>>256876425
IM A DOCTOR BITCH I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PETTY THINGS LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN WHOM I ABANDON.
Orderly! Get me 20ccs of morphine! Oh and something for the patient as well!
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>>256877878
I need a bump
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>>256878018
bump
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>>256878182
Dankes
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>>256877462
>My mom wont talk to me..
>thats nice faggot mine are dead
>>256878584
CHAPUTAH EIGHTO
>>256878650
Yeah, samus is fucking shitty for doing that, but she kinda has a very small pointI mean her clitactually that thing must be pretty fucking massive
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>>256878853
Its probably like a female bodybuilders
its oddly appropriate for her
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>>256879087
I'd suck her clit dick
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>>256879157
Who wouldn't
>>256879157
As if she would give you a choice.
>"WELL? GO ON AND GIT ON DAT CLIT DICK BOI."
> "n-no..please.."
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>>256879416
Is this going to end with Samus wooing Joey's mom?please
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>>256879612
Please, my penis can only become so erect
>>256879612
Joey has two mommies
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>>256879823
>The killer penguins with shark teeth also fire lasers from their mouth
Worst vacation ever
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>>256880025
Its a wonder they haven't take the space pirates position as biggest threat in the galaxy
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>>256880286
Because they are on a planet with no means of lift off and if you land there you're as good as dead.
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>>256880286
No, what we should be worried about is the space pirates finding them and immediately thinking delicious candy
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>>256880401
So the planet was made to contain the laser shark penguins?
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>>256880734
>laser shark penguins
yes
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>>256881097
>Samus
>Dying
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>>256881178
No joey, you are the demuns
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>>256881760
>"Even I get scared in Battle."
>"What? No way!"
>" Yeah your right, your just a pus."
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>>256881884
>I fight, even when I am afraid
aboot that
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>>256882265
da bahbey
da bahbey....
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>>256882413
Threads almost over, but I swear to christ, keep your other m comments to yourself.
>>256882619s'true though
End of Chapter Eight
And that's about it for me. I don't have any more steam to go through. If you want to be my butt buddy and tell jojokes then you can contact me through steam
>>256878274
>shit
potty mouth
>>256882809
Good story time. Hopefully it will liven up next time.
>>256882809
Thanks OP. The adventures of Samus and some snot-nosed kid was better than I thought it would be.
>>256883692
Lots better than the backstory manga, that's for damn sure. Diesel for Smash.
