Give samus some love.
>>256832702
Hot glue is allowed
>>256832702
How old is she now? 40?
Metroid more like Milfoid
I wish I could
>>256832702
that anon is right, we need some samus doing lewd things in full armour
fuck this world
>26th Birthday
28th. And it was yesterday.
>>256832930
>Milfoid
do want
She is now a bimbo whore, she must be despised in the name of progressiveness.
>>256833134
Oh, sorry I messed up but have some samus tits as apology
>>256833585
It's my birthday and I'm 21, do I get anything?
>>256833946
Half of a comic about a BIG guy
>>256834640
Crossboard links are like this:
>>>/e/1679327
>>>/h/3750839
And please do keep zero slut Samus there.
>>256834893
Holy shit that thread has lasted 4 months.
>>256834893
When did that change?
I use to just post the cross reply and it linked?
Or are crosslinks different between OP and the replies afterward?
>r34 artists aren't creative enough to make samus r34 in the suit
>>256835815
Porn artists are woefully uncreative in general.
I believe we are all familiar with the example of Nico Robin.
>>256835815
fleshlight gun, windshield wipers on visor to wash away man juice. I just saved the porn industry
>>256835809
I'm pretty sure posts across boards have always required the prefix. Post number 1 on /v/ and post number 1 on /b/ are different posts, so just posting >>1 wouldn't tell the system that you were trying to link to /b/.
>>256835809
Cross board always needed the prefix.
Cross thread doesn't since it's the same directory.
This is a reminder that Samus Aran is canonically a woman of average height with severe emotional problems that manifest in what can be reasonably called "daddy issues." She also joined the Galactic Federation military somewhere between fourteen and sixteen and quit not much time after, so that her father figure whom she bases everything around was only that father figure for at most two years or so. Also she is eighteen during her many adventures even though she is a veteran of a thousand battles and all of that. Finally, she likely has taken massive head trauma that forces her to forget that her archnemesis' main gimmick is coming back to life whenever he dies, which is the only reasonable way to explain why she is so surprised at Ridley in Other M.
With all of that said, seeing Samus as a severely traumatized and injured would-be bounty hunter who gets by mainly because of the power of her equipment is probably not what Nintendo intended.
>>256837908
Waiter, this pasta is stale.
>>256836562
>>256837360
Ok then I must have been crossthread posting
Thanks anons
>>256837908
>Samus Aran
>... joined the Galactic Federation military somewhere between fourteen and sixteen .... Also she is eighteen during her many adventures even though she is a veteran of a thousand battles and all of that.
>>http://fzero.wikia.com/wiki/Lily_Flyer
>Lily Flyer
>Shortly after Lily was born, she was entered into extensive training for her life in the Galactic Space Forces. Despite being only fourteen years of age, she has already seen combat in skirmishes as emergency support.
Can't you just imagine it. You slowly slip Samus' zero suit off her hips, but instead of human hairs marking her most precious place, a tiny, well groomed mound of soft feathers, brilliantly gold in color, meets your eyes.
Samus blushes, begging you not to look at her deformity, but instead of looking away, you brush you cheek ever so softly against them. The soft down tickles your skin, and Samus visibly shudders at your touch. The silky feel of them is intoxicating. After several minutes of touching, as Samus becomes hotter and wetter, you take a sudden initiative and whisper a request into her ear. Her eyes widen with shock, but she nods, and with astounding speed and dexterity, you pluck one feather out. She winces, but she's so senstive at this point a little fingering calms her back down.
You take that shining blond pubic feather and proceed to trace every inch of Samus' body with it. Along her legs and thighs, her inner arms across her neck, her eyelids, her ears, every crevice is explored. When you finally return to the feathers origin and, ever so gently, brush it across her clit, she finally can stand no more and comes all over your hand...AND THEN SHE PECKS YOUR EYE OUT WITH HER FUCKING BIRD BEAK CAW CAWWWWWWW
>>256839549
>Guns
>not beams
FUCKING
DROPPED
>>256832702
>You're older than Metroid
>You have yet to be played with
>>256839886
You have to sell the game to americans somehow.
>>256835815
>>256835815
One of the few you can find:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1401496#search=samus
>Metroid Original Trilogy on 3DS
>Zero Mission, Super, and a remake of II
>tfw Samus will never shove her cock in your mouth
>>256833071
We still love you, Sammy.
>>256839549
i love how this would be sexist today
>>256839549
>that samus head
They literally copy pasted that head over the original concept art
It looks retarded as fuck too
>>256833071
I'm a Sonygger and a Masterrace mostly, and I never played a Metroid game.
But I still think Samus is one of the greatest and most iconic characters of video gaming.
Happy Birthday Samus, maybe one day we'll play together.
I want a spinoff game featuring Cute Samus.
>>256847729
>Masterrace
How can you say that if you don't even emulate? Play Zero Mission or Super Metroid.
>>256847883
dumping 4koma because of this post
>>256847883
>Mega Man Powered Up-style 2.5D remake of Metroid 1 with loli Samus
You know you'd play it
>>256842120
>cameltoe through METAL PLATING
I'm not sure what to make of this
>>256847729
You should, man. See what all the fuss is about.
>>256848241
>Other M.jpg
>>256848241
#11
took me about 10 seconds
>>256848449
Bird science.
>>256848258
>loli samus anything
Yes.
>>256848241
I seriously can't find it
>>256848904
Take it back. it's #50.
Thought the thicker lines on 11 was just due to photo shrinkage
>>256848904
It is not, it has that black dot above the top brain and a black dot in the middle
Reminder that samus will forever be known as a PTSD slut instead of a heroic badass due to brawl and other m.
I'd have a beer with you Samus!i should probably jump at playing prime trilogy. i have never played through a single metroid game
>>256849281
>Samus' notes
That's adorable
>>256849543
>i should probably jump at playing prime trilogy
You REALLY should. Every game in it is great.
if you have to choose:
have samus as girlfriend for one day
or a one year trip to middle east
what do you choose?
>>256847729
>>256849543
>never played a Metroid game
>still drop by to wish it a happy anniversary
I like you two
>>256849979
Shit, I forgot I kept the raw too, oh well. The first one was for a game I think I prepared for story time, but didn't get to. I just want it to be known that >>256848241 took a long time to make up, but I don't know why.
>>256848239
>>256848581
Dunno. I always thought that if I really wanted to play that I should just get a Nintendo console, they're relatively cheap.
And yet I never did.I don't think she'd like to play with someone like that.
Maybe next time Nintendo tries, there's always next time.
I'd serve her like a slave in her space travels.
She must be lonely at times. I might not be good enough to fill the gap, but I'd give it my all.
Story time will be at 7 oclock, EST
>>256850481
EDT** sorry.
>>256850460
>trying this hard to justify not playing a GOAT series
http://www.mediafire.com/download/t4m9b25581d8215/2DMetroid.zip
That single zip file has every 2D Metroid in it, and a hacked version of Super with GBA-style controls. You have no excuse for not playing at least one of them.
>>256850191
That last panel looks familiar
>>256839714
That copypasta never gets old.
>>256850975
I always thought a huge detraction of Prime 3 (and Prime 2 I guess, although its only in one unlockable scene) was the ZSS model. Prime 1's Samus model made her look like an actual human being, the ZSS looks like a Barbie doll.
>>256850853
Welp
I guess I have no excuse now, thanks for the link Anon.
H-here I go, Samus.Be gentle...
>>256851771
Have fun anon. Try Super Metroid first.
>>256852069
Will start from there then.Since I am being disrespectful to Metroid, might as well go all the way.I'll be emulating this on my PSP.I tried searching the internet for a pic with Samus yelling "HERESY" or something, but no luck, so post Samus' face when.
Pic unrelated.
>>256852681
>post Samus' face when
>>256852681That's okay, it emulates really well on PSPIt's not like Nintendo is all that respectful of Samus anyway
>>256849930
I've been in the middle east my whole life, Samus for a day is the only choice, really.
>implying Samus would use a shit Mac
>tfw the only thing I can remember when Zero Samus was revealed was a picture of Samus selling her "meaty farts"
>>256849214
some one said that she was originally suppose to be that.
Also the female badass is soo overplayed now, literally every western female character is that now.
>>256855445
If you read the interviews around the time Other M was released, especially the Iwata Asks interview, it's pretty clear that Sakamoto knows shit about his own franchise.
Samus was always intended to be an emotionally stunted character who preferred working alone to working with an army, but she was never portrayed as a damn neurotic.
>>256835180
/e/ is a very very slow board.
There was a thread that celebrated it's one year anniversary.
I always wanted to get into Metroid but dont know where to start or what order to play the games in. Any suggestions? I've played through the Metroid Prime series and it was pretty great.
>>256854413
what about little mac
I want to pet Samus Cat!
>>256857148
All of the games are good and worth playing. Don't at all worry about chronology, that doesn't factor into the gameplay at all.
Super Metroid and Zero Mission are a good place to start, they're generally considered the best. After that, there's the first two, which many people find overly difficult and aged (although I love them) and Fusion which many people find too linear (although I love it). Entirely depends on what you like in a game.
The Prime games are long for the series, each of the 2D games can be beaten in a few hours, so there's not a huge time investment.
The first game is a classic and no-joke, my favorite game in the series. Love the map, the music, the difficulty - just about everything about it. Wonky jumping physics aside.
Metroid 1-3 might be one of my favorite game trilogies out there.
>want to play Super Metroid
>doesn't work on my computer
Fucking shitty SNES smulators.
Metroid Prime 3 didn't work on my Trilogy .iso either, but I am downloading it's own .iso which should fix it.
>>256858569
Really? Which emulator are you using? I know it works on SNES9x.
>>256858569
>Fucking shitty SNES smulators.
Wow, how can you fail really?
How is it that Fusion Samus looks a lot less slutty than Zero Suit Samus despite the fact she's wearing less clothing?
>>256850460
Ara ara!
>>256858569
What SNES emulator do you use? It should work flawlessly on SNES9x. Look for version 1.51 or higher.
>>256858729
Snes9 or whatever. Zsnes, then some other one. Forget which.
>>256858835
It's the smile. Makes her more wholesome lookin'.
>>256858835
Because she has an immutable air of dignity
And ZSS is a latex slut
>>256858917
Huh, that's a bummer. Maybe you got a bad ROM.
>>256858003
Platforming video games have always been a favorite of mine. Mega Man (Classic, X, Zero, ZX), Castlevania, Mario, Cave Story, etc. This franchise has always been on the list, just never got around to it. Thanks for the suggestions.
Baraduke is better.
>>256858569
If you're using Snes9x and the ROM from >>256850853, you shouldn't be having any issues.
>>256832702
>Samus
>apple laptop
If samus had a laptop it'd be orange and red and look like her helmet just like her ship.
>>256859429
Using a different rom.
>>256859278
Is it really good? I know Metroid stole its thunder but I've never played Baraduke.
>>256859584
Then try the one in the zip.
>>256859651
I don't feel like trying to get it to work again. Lost the drive. Maybe in a few months.
>>256859886
>Lost the drive
Double-clicking on one file is too hard for you?
>>256860069
Yes. Might be because I'm really hungry and only feel like eating.
>>256859585
I personally love it. It's not really the same style of game though, it's a super dark action shooting game, and it has a very depressing atmosphere.
Personally I think some music could have done it good.
Still awesome, though. It just bothers me that Metroid pretty much stole its ending entirely, and was the one to get famous for it. Especially since Kissy doesn't actually strip to underwear at the end of Baraduke, she just takes her helmet off. So if feminists used it as an example instead, they wouldn't have anything to complain about.
>>256860142
It took you more effort to type that post than it would to open the ROM.
>>256860308
I'd have to play for awhile to even know if it worked.
>>256860385
Snes9x does a checksum whenever you launch a game. If it meets the checksum, it's going to work.
>>256848449
samus stronk
I too have never played a Metroid game but happy birthday Samus you sexy six-foot-three beast
>>256832702
Celebrating today by playing Metroid Prime on Dolphin for the first time
Feels good. Just got the Phazon suit, but I've heard I'll need 12 chozo artifacts, and I've only got 7
The ruins are telling me to take a trip to Magmoor
I wish sakurai anounced a new metroid character for smah.
>>256860950
>picking up Chozo Artifacts while exploring so you won't have to bitch about the Artifact hunt as padding at the end
God bless you
I've beaten Super on original hardware but that's about all.
Happy birthday, and I hope the franchise gets more attention, for you fans.
>>256850460
>for you
>>256860901
Play some, they're great.
I've played just about every metroid game but the prime series, which I would have played if my PC wasn't too outdated to run a GC emulator
Some of you anons better be back here with some completion screens pics at some point!
Anyway, just for the record, you really don't need to play Metroid 1. Believe me, I would NOT be telling you this if I didn't think it was completely fine, I am a total chronological-order-purist.
But seriously, unless you REALLY want to see the stuff they updated from Metroid 1 to Zero Mission (the remake), it's not important. You can just play Zero Mission.But still play Metroid 2 though. The movement is much more tolerable in that one.
Also, try not to spoil anything. The games are not that story-heavy, but man, when there is story, it's rad. It's also MUCH more effective if you don't see it coming. So try to be careful.
Good luck my friends.
Bought Prime 1 and 2 not that long ago; should get around to playing it soon.
Feliz cumpleanos, Samus!
>these 4mom as
>Samus loves round things/being round
Suddenly the tuuuuuuubes comics are a lot funnier to me, like the pirates are just building Samus a playground or some shit
>>256861541
>you really don't need to play Metroid 1
I always thought you were a faggot, David Tennant.
>>256861541
>played metroid 2 a couple years ago
>got stuck at the final boss
>still stuck at the final boss
it was fun until it became impossible
Metroid Prime is my favorite game, happy birthday Metroid.
>Not announcing Ridley for Smash on Samus's birthday
Dropping the ball, Sakurai.
>>256861786
4 komas
Auto correct strikes again
>>256861887
Tuuuuuuuuuubes
>>256861819
You know the strategy, right?Shoot its open mouth to stun it, then roll down its throat and bomb the shit out of its stomach.it's hard, but it really shouldn't take more than a few attempts.
>>256847883
Samus is a mechanic!
The Zero suit Samus bullshit is destroying Metroid more and more.
>>256862090
>Join FunnyMama.com to be a Funker now!
>>256860950
Also, I think it's cute when her own face flashes on the screen, but I can't figure out exactly what triggers it.
It seems to happen most often with the Chozo Ghosts
Also, am I the only one who is sort of confused by the Chozo malarky? I've only been skimming the Chozo scans, but it looks like they could see the future and forsaw some great evil, so they built this huge fuckoff temple for the hero who would eventually defeat it?
>>256848449
kegels man
>>256833071
Oh boo fucking hoo, Mother recently had it's 25th anniversary and got NOTHING.
>>256862090
fixed, next time don't post with shitty watermarks you nigger
>>256860526
How do you know if it meets the checksum? The other rom was messed up, but didn't know until a few minutes in.
>>256862259
>but I can't figure out exactly what triggers it.
its certain flashes of light
I think you can trigger it by shooting a charge shot at a wall point-blank
>>256844738
I would cum so hard.
This is not mine.
>>256862350
There should be onscreen text. What happened with the other ROM?
>>256847729
Get the GBA emulator for PSP right now and play Zero Mission/Fusion.
>>256862259
It's when very bright attacks happen very close to you. Face a wall a few inches away and shoot a charged shot at it.
And the lore is all foreshadowing the ending. They didn't build the temple for Samus, that's just where they lived, but they knew she would be coming to defeat thenot telling you, wait and see
>>256861796>Implying I haven't beaten it
I said you don't NEED to.
>>256862469
Weird flashing with samus. Lights not working.
>>256862213
Nah, she looks better in her ZSS form than she does in her robot form. Her robot form looks uninteresting and boring plus we already have Halo Mastercheif, who bares a strong resemblance to her armor but is actually more popular than she is.
>>256862305
>completed franchise of three games gets no acknowledgement
>ongoing franchise of eleven games gets no acknowledgement
is the difference
>>256862656
>lights not working
Please tell me you didn't just go down the elevator to the morph ball room and quit because the lights weren't on. The lights come on in a minute.
>>256833134
Samus is a year older than I am and the first Metroid I played was Metroid II on my silver GB Pocket. Good times. Here's to you, Samus.
>>256861541
PSP-Anon here.
It's a lot more responsive and fast paced than what I would have expected, I am pleasently surprised. Also having played Castlevania, I finally know the Metroid part of the term "Metroidvania" and it's awesome.
>>256861402For the record, that's not what it says on the original/
in an unrelated note, why is it so hard to find non-sexualized pics of Samus? It's the girl's birthday, and I generally respect her too much for that. She's a badass, please continue to post more badass Samus pics.
>>256862305
That's because Itoi threw the series into the trash and forbade anyone from ever touching it again.
>>256862897
No, the camera lights that follow you.
>>256862350
Onscreen white text implies the game has a good checksum. If you play romhacks you will usually get a yellow text (due to soft patching or hard patching)
Any other color text and the ROM will either not run or you will run into a lot of trouble running it
>>256862256
>Look ma, I can read!
>>256862998
Glad you're enjoying yourself, anon.
>SNES emulators other than higan
>emulators on the PSP
Why does /v/ have such terrible standards when it comes to emulation?
>>256862323
Now is fixed.
why
>>256863342
>I haven't tried an emulator on the PSP in years
It's nearly flawless now. Maybe 1% of SNES games have lag.
>>256863342
*tips meme hat*
>>256863035
Are you talking about this thing?
>>256861467
The thought of people continuously lumping in Metroid 1 and 2 with far shittier games, and ranking them below Fusion... People have no taste. Fusion is so damn lame.
>>256859278
Comparing an arcade game to a console game is silly. They do different things. The only point of commonality is that they start women protagonists in space.
>>256847729
Nigger go emulate some metroid.
>>256863539
>implying slowdown is the only thing that makes emulation bad
Just proving the point further.
>>256863538
I hate those rooms so much.
>Nintentoddlers, Sonyggers, PC masterraces, Metroid fans, non-Metroid fans all coming together to celebrate the birthday of one of vidya's oldest and most iconic characters
I like this.
Best thread on /v/ ATM.
Happy Birthday, Samus. And when I said oldest, I didn't mean it in a bad way, 26 years is the height of your youth.
pic related
>>256832702
Sorry, but I feel uncomfortable around rape victims. I don't want to make them suffer any more, so I wouldn't know what to say to them.
>>256863607
Yes. That doesn't work and then samus flashes sometimes. At least, that's what I ran into.
>>256863538
Keep pressing dash button when you jump and learn to walljump, is your best friend in Super Metroid
>>256859278
Reminder that Kissy is a canon slut who has three kids
>>256863538
I legitimately thought my game was broken when I was younger.
>>256863935
obligatory follow-up pic
>>256863539
Post the best PSP SNES emulator, I think mine's outdated.
>>256863979
>doesn't work
What do you mean? If it didn't turn on, it's only supposed to do that when you pick up the item.
>samus flashes sometimes
She's supposed to flash if she's in an elevator.
Welp, guess I'll dump this again, because I fucking love metroid. I can't wait to see what the next game will be like from that internal discussion talk from e3. I'd love a 2.5D metroid.
Happy birthday, Samus
Love,
A long-time fan
>>256864829
>>256864412
It doesn't turn on even after I pick it up.
>She's supposed to flash if she's in an elevator.
Not according to what I've heard.
>>256864829
>Prime
Ilove that game, please continue
>>256865023
>>256865057
>It doesn't turn on even after I pick it up.
Well okay, that's pretty odd.
>Not according to what I've heard
What you've heard is wrong. Samus flashes every other frame if you're descending or ascending in an elevator, and that is definitely intended behavior.
>>256865201
Man I forgot how much I hate countdown timers.
>>256865136
Oh don't you worry anon, I plan to dump the entire thing.
>>256865368
Cool beans
It's a shame they haven't made any more console games in twenty years.
>>256865537
>>256860892
Story time over in this thread. See Samus' exciting adventures with Gary Stu.
>>256865710
>>256846564
It was already sexist back then
I remember seeing a render for the ZSS version for the Light Suit alt costume for Project M-- does anyone have it? It's a white, sleeveless suit.
>>256865761
>Samus and Joey story time
Kickass. I enjoyed the fuck outta that manga.
>>256865913
>>256832702
Are you using Europe's release date?
Metroid was released 1986? That's 28 not 26. NA release 87, that's 27. Euro is 88, that's 26. So either you're using Euro or you're terrible at math.
>>256866338
>>256866532
>>256854413
>implying best character wouldn't use best osfor her
>>256864386
http://dl.qj.net/psp/emulators/snes9xtyl-mecm-v091127-r19.html
You'll have to adjust the settings for some games, but it even plays Kirby games full speed now if you do it right. The only game I absolutely can't get it to play is Star Fox.
>>256832702
Samus is now a Christmas cake
This I like
>>256866769
Sorry for taking so long with this, by the way.
I would love for the next games to feature more flashbacks to short-hair army Samus
Just not in a retarded way like Other M
>>256864829
Oh shit I remember this issue
>>256867018
>>256867018
No problem anon, we're not goin' anywhere
>>256833585
i dislike how big her boob is
>>256866084
Pretty sure it's based on one of Fusion's completion screens.
>>256833585
More Samus and Little Mac art pls
>>256867519
>>256835815
The dracula penis guy was pretty good.
>>256867001
Nobody ever grows old in vidya. She'll still be a blonde bombshell 20 years from now.
When's the Spiral brain CG going to be translated?
>>256863538
>Having trouble with that.
Learn to wall jump and quickly alternate between right and left on the d-pad and spin jump.
git gud.
>>256832702
>implying a 3rd person metroid for wii u wont be out in 2 years aka the 30th anniversary
>>256870413
But will it be good?
>>256870413
>implying there will be a new Metroid game before 2018
Be patient, anon
>>256866967
Thanks. I'll try it.
>>256863935
28* years
>>256849214
Reminder that the vocals shitheads will never let go for their headcannon .
>>256871426
But only fags like vocals in Metroid music
>>256832702
Please be my adventuring buddy again in the future Samus. I miss exploring alien worlds with you;_;.
>>256867519
Thanks. The skin looks sick-- I main both Samus and ZSS. Odd thing is the only Metroid game I've completed is Super Metroid which I beat about an hour ago, lol. I plan to play Fusion and Zero Mission next.
I like this picture of Samus.
The boob squish is a nice touch.
Although I'm pretty sure her suit isn't flexible like that.
>>256832702
keep on trucking
>>256842120
>there will never be another fanart made that doesn't sexualize the suit
Good job ruining everything, Nintendo.
>>256834167
Anyone have the full picture of this?
>>256875051
>never
That seems like a pretty ridiculous generalization.
>>256874914
>Varia
>Not Gravity
>>256875181
It's possible to get to omega pirate without gravity suit
>>256875496
It's possible to get to omega pirate without varia suit
>>256865225
So, it's a bug when Samus DOESN'T Flash?
http://youtu.be/yB317FOcU0Y?t=6m54s
>>256875626
Notice how Samus appears transparent? That's because the video is 30 fps, while the game flashes at 60 fps. Interpolating a frame of Samus being fully opaque and a frame of Samus being fully invisible gives the effect of Samus being 50% transparent. This is the exact effect the game was trying to achieve in the first place, but couldn't because of SNES hardware limitations.
All I wanted from Sakurai was solid confirmation with no shadow shit about you know who. Even if just a boss.We didn't even get that. I'd have rather been 100% blown the fuck out than to constantly be ignored. At times I feel like I fell in love with the wrong damn franchise. Don't want to know how F-Zero, Mother, Star Fox bros feel.
Happy anniversary, Metroid. Nintendo may not want to give a fuck, but I do.
>>256876078
People who have played the SNES say it DID work on the SNES.
>>256875626
Jesus! The music during the plant boss! It's sounds almost exactly like the music you hear during Resident Evils plant boss! Or am I going crazy?
>>256876370
It was close enough to be very hard to distinguish, but it absolutely was flashing.
Do you like Samus' mole?
>>256876564
disgusting
>>256876489
Anyway, so there is no way to get the flashing to go away, even if not transparent? Everytime I see it I get taken out of the game and just want to quit.
Does the official virtual store version do it too?
>>256839549
>Nincredibly Ninvolving
>>256876564
Not only is it disgusting, the fact that someone finds it attractive enough to make fictional characters with them, deliberately getting those ball piercings to recreate it, or constantly promoting it in models (i.e. Monroe) absolutely baffles and disgusts me.
>>256876471
No I'm thinking of the music for the area it's in, the guard house or whatever. Still it's quite similar.
Happy Birthday Samus
too bad you got butchered by having your creator go full George Lucas on you
>>256878074
>creator
Yokoi was dead before Other M came out you fucking retard.