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>>344342549
>>344342392
>>344342542
They removed bonus stream because:
>GDQ doesn't want to pay for an additional day of conference space
>Bonus stream would require paying the tech. team (Power-Up Audio)
>GDQ doesn't want their runners running without supervision
>The event is so fucking full of shit-tier speedrunners and stream monsters that they'd swarm the bonus stream
We literally can't go back, my friends.
DORK VOICE
that lisp is fucking unreal
>>344342878
First for Tranniversary
Cannot believe people are making fun of this guy's voice on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
Redpill me on his voice - how does something like that happen to a man?
>>344343000
You're right on all accounts. Sucks though, even when the games were shit, those were the comfiest moments.
HIS VOICE IS UNREAL
>>344343112
troll harder
So tell me anon, when is your Tranniversary?
>back from 3 days ban
When the next good run will be?
oh wow was I timed out for typing "shut up"?
>>344343112
You must not be looking at the same thread.
Just because we're having fun doesn't mean we're making fun. We LIKE his voice. We want to keep on hearing it. It's novel.
Not everything is fucking persecution.
lol i bet he got beat up in school
A lisp that bad should be enough to visit a speech therapist. Some lisp isn't that big a deal, but that is ridiculous.
>>344343105
>>344343000
>Trips
Witnessed
>>344343000
>GDQ doesn't want their runners running without supervision
What the fuck is wrong with GDQ that brought it to this?
This makes me want to scream until I start choking on my own fucking blood god damn.
It's like they want it to be some shitty, formal, professional event while at the same time being some entertaining meme fest for hyper kids.
What the fuck IS THIS?
I dont understand the voic-
ohhhh nevermind. oh well, not like its his fault.
>>344343230
2012
>>344343254
trolled xD
>>344343254
>>344343279
Like pottery.
>>344342878
> using edocunt as op
kys
>>344343105
MODS
>this guy's voice
I feel bad for him
>>344343112
go back to running, gywmfreak
>that Caleb webm in the previous thread
What the fuck
Roids, not even once
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
>Gimmick!
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Demon's Crest
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
Normally I'd say the fat guy on the couch talking is annoying because he wont shut up
but with runner's voice being disgusting, i changed my mind
post more edobean.
>>344343280
>wasting money to change something about yourself.
Grow into your own skin, anon. Don't pay your way out.
>>344343230
Fellow Virgin Media fag?
>>344343280
he's perfect the way he is <3
this is like the second extremely boring run i've watched that had mute kirbymastah on the couch. i'm kind of starting to like him a little after seeing him up there bored to tears. easy to empathize with i guess.
Gymfreak and YSG need to do a race where they comment the whole run it would break the internet
>>344343353
Why is she touching her vagina like that
on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
>Extremely tight
I just want to listen to this guy read comments on porn sites
>it's a "that was actually really hard to do even though it doesn't look impressive at all" run
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MEGAMAN AND BEES
>>344343418
i liked donald
did you forget about it or did you dislike it?
That fucking NERD voice.
>>344343364
edobean a cute
>it's another speedrun on easy mode because spikes are hard
>>344343431
fuck that retarded attentionwhore
>>344343431
jinkies
>>344343479
it feels comfy to tuck your hands away there
hi???
i'm an autist who likes to end every sentence with a question mark???
and upward inflection????
>>344343494
I dunno, that flamethrower walljump shaft looked pretty neat.
>>344343418
Actraiser was good
>>344343479
She's a certified freak.
>>344343460
cool picture do you mind if i save it
>>344343418
Skyrim had great commentary
Was the Fallout 3 run any good? I missed it.
>>344343570
Did she suck all their dicks?
Alright, /v/, which is it?
>OH-carina
or
>AH-carina
>every mega man "speed"run is an hour
>>344343431
Edo(large)bean
>>344343431
I'm with >>344343559
Let me fuck this retarded attentionwhore
haha post cringe because we're all infallible 10/10 paragons of social mores
What rustles me the most is the fact that there are dozens of way to fix his voice and he just chose to avoid all of them. Then who is to judge US for wanting to make fun of him when he obviously does not care?
>>344343425
I want him to shut up because I want to hear more of that cute nerd
>>344343570
when will womanlets learn?
>>344343612
it was just a tranny showcase
not even kidding
>>344343538
nah faggot, she tries too hard to be legit cute.
>>344343112
This is currently getting spammed in twitch, in case someone was curious
>>344343105
>>344343570
YOU JUST KNOW
>>344343418
Jesus man that trials fusion shit.
>>344343570
brazzers logo edit when?
>>344342878
why does this dumb cunt take pictures like this all the time
>>344343636
>Eh-Ma-Ca-Re-Na
Zero is a girl?
>>344343431
Is she white?
>>344343570
>that john oliver lookin nigga with the hoverhand
>that over-confident hands-on-hips pose that makes her look like she just fucked all these dudes
Everyone post respectful and tasteful waifus.
> the runner
>>344343570
fedora womanchild and her harem of neckbeards
>>344343353
She looks like a lass that tried to chat me up in the job centre once
>>344343339
yeah its not the same as making fun of the autism. when it's not their fault i just feel bad for it
Cannot believe people are making fun of this guy's voice on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
Well, it sounds like kirbymastah's starting to kick his awful uptalking habit. Can't fault a guy for that.
>>344343612
DO YOU SEE THAT PRETTY GIRL ON THE COUCH?
>>344343848
autism is nobody's fault either!!!!
>>344343105
Stop
>>344343874
>>344343870
we love it man. id love to buy gymfreak a drink
>>344343870
Cahnnut beeleeve people are making fuhn of thish guysh's voishe on a scharity shtream.
>boss HP is reduced
>bosses have less attacks
>spikes don't instantly kill you
Why is speedrunning on easy mode allowed?
>>344343757
top kek
>>344343706
>>344343000
Sucks we'll never see a moment as based as this
https://youtu.be/ZEyixAAGvF0?t=4440
>>344343783
as long as he's wearing a skirt
>>344343957
I wonder the same shit, there's no point
>>344343919
He's not talking about real autism. He's talking about /v/ autism which is a choice.
>>344343872
what's uptalking?
>4 hour Zelda
WHY
W H Y
>>344343874
THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND
TODAY IS THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HER TRANSITION
why does this nigga keep saying "we"
there's only one person playing
>>344343280
>>344343432
Speech therapy does not cost anything in public elementary school, which is where it should have been caught first
>>344344043
not much you?
>>344343919
you dont HAVE to point out that you fuck a tranny and tweet out that you packed a dildo in your bags
>>344343967
she looks like Andy Milonakis
Who else /watchingJak&Daxterinstead/ here?
>>344344058
gotta play it at least 5 times with every variety of run because people love that game so fucking much
Everytime this guy talks with that awful lisp it sounds like he's doing it ironically. Like it is unbelievably exaggerated, poor guy.
>>344344058
for late night drinking
>>344344058
Don't. You'll summon him.
>>344344121
>watching shit
lmao
>>344344058
>that pic
CLAP CLAP CLAPP
CUZ I'M GLAD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE I KNOW I'M FREE
SO I GLADLY STAND UP AND CLAP WITH YOU
I wish he would stop making statements with the last word emphasized like a question.
> It takes some damage boosting to get through?
> Any time you're in a laser it retracts some of the spike walls?
FUCKING STOP I CANT TAKE IT
>>344343331
I'm a former runner so I can answer with some accuracy. However, you're essentially right when you say:
>It's like they want it to be some shitty, formal, professional event while at the same time being some entertaining meme fest for hyper kids.
Games Done Quick LLC is a business, their interest is in presenting GDQ as a professional, charity-oriented community event and ensuring that they continue to exist. Simultaneously, they try to include runs like Tetris, Trials Fusion, TASbot, and Super Mario Maker to make it a "fun" event, while quashing runner's freedom of expression. Basically, the second you're on the stage, you are representing the charity first and foremost: PCF or MSF. You're advised not to curse, make off-color or potentially controversial statements, although you won't be seriously, seriously reprimanded unless you fuck up seriously (think AGDQ 2014 Fire Emblem), curse excessively, et cetera.
It's a tense atmosphere, and unless you're comfortable performing with confidence in front of an audience (of 100,000 people, and 10-15 tech. crew watching you)
What they ask of you is within reason, but believe it or not, there was a time when GDQ was a community event - not a charity event. It's a completely different atmosphere and it's easy to be intimidated into losing control over your own run because of the direct pressure of GDQ and their rules, or the indirect pressure of constantly being reminded you're representing a charity.
If you guys have any questions about the event, ask.
>>344343710
Here you go /b/rother, or.. I guess.. /v/ictim
>>344344084
Because he runs the game as well, on his own time.
>>344343683
>>344343874
Pics? I need to see this.
>>344343570
>[BRAZZERS]
WE SHUTTIN DOWN DIS SGDQ UNTIL WE GET JUSTICE FOR CHIBI
>>344343874
>>344344070
why would somebody fucking announce this, I hope he broke up with him for outing him as a dude
not like it wasn't obvious it was a tranny but still, that's disrespectful
How many games does the average speedrunner run?
>>344343570
>>344343874
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
>>344344225
but he's not running it
>>344344115
jesus christ she does lmao
>>344344184
Kys tbqh famalamadingdong
>>344344208
how to go back?
>>344344279
Todd really is to blame for all this.
>>344344140
>when you hear blueglass laugh
right in the feels anon
>>344344265
CURRENT
YEAR
>>344344238
Louisiana?
>>344344175
at least use the gif man
>>344343957
Because it's faster you autist
>>344343105
please no
>>344343000
This is what happens when the normies take over.
>>344344248
I'd say 2
one as the main game, another as a side project for fun
not everybody can be fifi/chrism/bigjon and run like 20 games at once
>>344344208
Was blueglass asked to leave
>>344344265
It's like John Oliver and this guy fucked.
>>344344208
How easy is it to get laid with a "female" ?
confirmed megaman beats sonic in smash 4
>>344344140
>Finish drink when Greetings from Germany
No one can survive this
>>344344238
they would have gotten ran over desu
>>344344097
you who?
>>344344279
We can all agree that Trials was the worst run so far, right?
>>344344265
>tfw you are touching an STD container
>THSAHNKSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>344344386
they'd just call any attempts at fun cringe anyway
>>344344404
>bigjon
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>344344373
I just open a folder and pick the first thing that looks appropriate.
>>344343105
I haven't seen this, is it another one of those fucked up claymations?
>>344344208
so if they just end up banning every fucking runner for acting like a human being what then?
>>344344478
That showcase?
>wadder
At first I was laughing into oblivion with this guy's voice. It's funny for a second but you get used to it.
But man I feel bad, he has to go through life like this....
>>344344208
>think AGDQ 2014 Fire Emblem
What happened that year, anon?
>>344344516
I want to marry Soe
Runners voice reminds me of pic.
>>344344238
>the last car that slips through on the left
I'd fucking laugh my ass off.
MAN this game is SHIT
this game looks lame bros like a shitty attempt at a metroidvania
>>344344438
WATCH ME
>>344343671
name a few, nigger
>>344344585
It's a very common lisp for runners and couchers to have a this event I've noticed.
It bodders me too.
>>344344208
Do you guys at least get to fool around off camera? Like is practice rooms, etc
>>344343105
I wish Bonesaw had another run. Fuck this mega man shit.
>>344344668
It's actually pretty darn good.
How come there's no PSP or Vita speedgames at GDQ?
>some 'pro audio' group is sponsor
>all that disgusting clipping on the caster mics the first few days
>wearing gross headsets
>not small mics.
The fuck? What a joke.
>>344344208
proof? do you have a badge from a previous event to timestamp
>>344344478
Ty was pretty fucking terrible too, but Trials is the worst because it was prime time.
So far Trials and Stepmania have failed to cause a Tetris/TASbot level hypestorm, purely because those guys are really good at commentating.
>>344344607
guy crossdressing as his waifu during run
takes 2:30 in a 2:00 'speedrun'
>>344343479
>puts hands between legs
>touching... VAGINA????
being this much of a virgin lmfao
>>344344602
Nobody is forced to have a lisp, they're correctable. You just need to put forth the effort when you're young and it's not ingrained into you yet.
>>344344737
yeah needs more memes and pop culture references and less nerd shit
>>344344208
so do you know if pcull and bonesaw are actually banned? or are the rules not as enforced as we think they are? is it more of a set of guidelines?
>>344344709
I would hope no one would be fooling around in the practice room. That room serves a specific purpose, and it's for a runner to practice prior to their scheduled run.
>>344344770
it's not nintendo
>>344344602
Speech therapy exists
t. guy that was less intelligible than him half the time due to stammering but got over that myself because communication is importantstill occasionally slip into it when excited ;_;
>>344344668
The ZX games are still the best pseudo megaman games on the market.
>>344344607
One of the characters didn't get the required stat boosts through the run so they had to mercy kill it when it was over estimate and they lost the same fight like 30 times.
>>344344374
But you're playing a dumbed down version of the game, not how it was meant to be played. Hell, in that mode you only take a pitiful amount of damage from spikes so it's not like they're even there. What's the fucking point? I want to see people play video games quickly, not kid-friendly versions of games quickly.
>>344344815
No what it needs is some actual entertainment.
>>344344787
She moves her hands up to where she is basically touching the outside of it.
>>344344782
How much money did the runner owe at the end of his 'Pacifist' run? It's like he barely practiced the shit and should have done a regular run instead.
>>344344709
no dude, the PC police cuff you and drag you out of the event if you even think of taking the piss. They're stationed on every corner inside the venue just outside of what the camera shows.
>>344344780
lavalier mics are fine for sit down interviews and shit where the people are basically trained and told not to move.
You can't accept speedrunning degenerates to sit completely still. Youwould get way worse feedback on lavalier.
>>344344851
>still occasionally slip into it when excited ;_;
cute
>>344344821
Nobody's been banned this year
>>344344238
I'd run over them and say I was looking through my glove box for my wallet.
>>344344781
>>344344208
and put on a trip if you wish to be credible
>>344344851
>turns into stuttering mess when excited
It's like an anime confession.Anon, I like you
>>344344892
>not how it was meant to be played
thats how speedruns work tho. anyhow there are usually categories for harder difficulties
>>344344602
I could've been him, but I corrected my own lisp when I detected that I was doing it.
He could correct himself too, if he wanted to.
>people complaining about the guy on the couch talking
>clearly he's helping his friend out so he doesn't have to talk because he's self conscious about his voice
also
>that snide when he mocks the audience for clapping at RNG
>>344344926
S T O P
>>344344208
What did you run? :^)
>watching videos from sgdq and agdq 2013
>room is filled with people i recognize
>they're all laughing and having fun with each other while also getting record times
when did it all go wrong
was it when 2hus got banned?
was it when they didn't allow blueglass in anymore?
or was it when the event became more commercialized and driven by agenda?
>>344344770
> running weebshit
Literally what would even be good?
Did this degenerate ACTUALLY choose the male protagonist?
>>344344208
Do you think any marathon will be able to reach the same levels of comfy as for example 2013? Have you watched NASA and what did you think of it (I haven't watched it)?
>>344344926
weaver can fucking kill himself
>>344345025
>was it when they didn't allow blueglass in anymore?
did not happen
he turns every single thing into a question
is this guy related to the Ty runner?
>>344344208
Just so everyone knows the facts, GDQ became a business around 2014. Mike Uyama, who disappeared from the speedrunning community but still collects a check for AGDQ, announced being contracted by PCF in early 2014.
>>344344350
You cannot.
As sad as it is, GDQ and the speedrunning community will never return to what it was before the end of 2013. The conditions just aren't right. The oldbois stick to GDQ because it became a meetup for them. It's an opportunity for them to get together with their old friends. There's a lot of new runners and stream monsters, and it's difficult to recapture the same atmosphere.
Some people try with live marathons like NASA (which was fun), but they don't receive the same attendance or attention. Still great, though.
>>344344413
No, they like him - everyone does. He was reprimanded during AGDQ 2013 for laughing too loudly, though.
>>344344559
Despite everyone's fondness for BANNED, it isn't the reality. No one is outright banned unless they, say, start walking around drunk, smashing people's NES consoles, get the police called on them. You are "very unlikely" to return to another GDQ on the schedule if you fuck up seriously though, like the Ty runner or Gamepro (Crash)
>>344344709
Fuck yeah. Off-camera GDQ, even if you're surrounded by stream monsters or literal children, is fun as fuck if you're with friends. Playing old PC games on LAN, drinking and Everdriving, generally having a good time. I fucking love mini-golf. Speedrunners, despite the autism, can be a riot.
>>344344421
There is a ratio of 50 sausages : 1 sausage casing. Theoretically easy, though.
>>344344781
I'll try and find them.
>>344343431
>>344344892
Do you get mad at speed run glitches too? They're also "not how it as meant to be played." Anything to make it faster is used.
>got obliterated by Chronoforce years ago
>still have nightmares sometimes
>this fag just killed him in 2 seconds
Commentator keeps overplaying the difficulty of the bosses. Its on easy mode, its fucking impossible to get killed and of course everything is going to die fast.
Me and my pack are up next, wish us luck!
>>344345036
He's faster than Ashe.
If you want the girl, watch the first ZX. Aile is faster than Vent.
>cripple guy runs his game one handed on hardest difficulty
>autism guy runs his baby game two handed on the easiest difficulty
>>344345139
why can't those titties suffocate me ever night?
What's worse:
>Megaman Block
>Megaman X Block
>>344345046
I love moomin and I've never even seen an episode.
PRETTY DARN RADICAL
>>344345154
He's literally playing on beginner mode.
>>344345169
I hope you choke really hard
>donation mentions full time job
>everyone laughs
wage cucks btfo tbqh
>>344345208
The original series didn't rely on shitty, drawn out anime animations
>>344344208
This makes me even more pissed god damn.
>>344345081
>implying God can die
>>344345154
It's on beginner.
I'm with you though, hard mode Chronoforce was literally impossible and I almost threw my DS into a wall because of him.
>>344345191
>>344345224
what a fucking boring ass game
>>344344860
Damn; it's pretty hard to see mercy kills. As well as seeing the trainwreck that makes them kill them in the first place.
>>344345191
who is this semen demon
>>344345025
Blueglass was never banned you moron.
Which run is worse? This or Trials: Fusion?
>>344345191
is this genderbent kaiba?
>>344345169
Here's to your run getting mercy-killed
>some poor sap had to draw all those cut-in-half sprites
>>344344421
>"female"
kek
>>344344607
also would like to know. too lazy to try and dig up drama from over 2 years ago when twitch only keeps vods for like 60 days
>>344345332
seto kaiba
>>344345298
I have it and it was fun.
>>344345036
you get to watch Aile's transformation if you play as Grey though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0ep-C4OAc
>>344345346
trials is one of the worst gdq runs ever, only SC2 comes close
>>344344926
>>344345346
Trials by a vuggen mile.
>>344345025
>room was filled with people I recognize
welcome to getting older. As your life continues, things will change from the way you are familiar with to ways that you are not. This is perfectly normal. You will feel like the world is changing for the worse, but younger people will feel like you are being an out of touch old person when you voice your opinion. this is also perfectly normal,
>>344345154
>put this money to save the animals XD
>>344345332
Some YuGiOh slut if my memory doesn't betray me
>>344345148
The difference is that glitches require skill or knowledge to utilize properly. A better comparison would be having the game ask you when you turn it on if you want to go out of bounds or wrong warp, because setting it to easy mode is about the same as that and requires absolutely zero skill.
>>344344373
no one actually looks at gifs fag
>>344345046
I find ESA is the one that recaptures that feeling
>>344345346
At least this is an actual run.
>>344345010
I don't think anyone is complaining about that guy, even less when you hear the man's voice.
>>344344926
>>344344770
I have faint memories of a Prinny, Can I Really Be the Hero? run, not sure if it was in a GDQ
