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>>344342549
>>344342392
>>344342542
They removed bonus stream because:
>GDQ doesn't want to pay for an additional day of conference space
>Bonus stream would require paying the tech. team (Power-Up Audio)
>GDQ doesn't want their runners running without supervision
>The event is so fucking full of shit-tier speedrunners and stream monsters that they'd swarm the bonus stream
We literally can't go back, my friends.
DORK VOICE
that lisp is fucking unreal
>>344342878
First for Tranniversary
Cannot believe people are making fun of this guy's voice on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
Redpill me on his voice - how does something like that happen to a man?
>>344343000
You're right on all accounts. Sucks though, even when the games were shit, those were the comfiest moments.
HIS VOICE IS UNREAL
>>344343112
troll harder
So tell me anon, when is your Tranniversary?
>back from 3 days ban
When the next good run will be?
oh wow was I timed out for typing "shut up"?
>>344343112
You must not be looking at the same thread.
Just because we're having fun doesn't mean we're making fun. We LIKE his voice. We want to keep on hearing it. It's novel.
Not everything is fucking persecution.
lol i bet he got beat up in school
A lisp that bad should be enough to visit a speech therapist. Some lisp isn't that big a deal, but that is ridiculous.
>>344343000
>Trips
Witnessed
>>344343000
>GDQ doesn't want their runners running without supervision
What the fuck is wrong with GDQ that brought it to this?
This makes me want to scream until I start choking on my own fucking blood god damn.
It's like they want it to be some shitty, formal, professional event while at the same time being some entertaining meme fest for hyper kids.
What the fuck IS THIS?
I dont understand the voic-
ohhhh nevermind. oh well, not like its his fault.
>>344343230
2012
>>344343254
trolled xD
>>344343254
>>344343279
Like pottery.
>>344342878
> using edocunt as op
kys
>>344343105
MODS
>this guy's voice
I feel bad for him
>>344343112
go back to running, gywmfreak
>that Caleb webm in the previous thread
What the fuck
Roids, not even once
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
>Gimmick!
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Demon's Crest
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
Normally I'd say the fat guy on the couch talking is annoying because he wont shut up
but with runner's voice being disgusting, i changed my mind
post more edobean.
>>344343280
>wasting money to change something about yourself.
Grow into your own skin, anon. Don't pay your way out.
>>344343230
Fellow Virgin Media fag?
>>344343280
he's perfect the way he is <3
this is like the second extremely boring run i've watched that had mute kirbymastah on the couch. i'm kind of starting to like him a little after seeing him up there bored to tears. easy to empathize with i guess.
Gymfreak and YSG need to do a race where they comment the whole run it would break the internet
>>344343353
Why is she touching her vagina like that
on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
>Extremely tight
I just want to listen to this guy read comments on porn sites
>it's a "that was actually really hard to do even though it doesn't look impressive at all" run
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MEGAMAN AND BEES
>>344343418
i liked donald
did you forget about it or did you dislike it?
That fucking NERD voice.
>>344343364
edobean a cute
>it's another speedrun on easy mode because spikes are hard
>>344343431
fuck that retarded attentionwhore
>>344343431
jinkies
>>344343479
it feels comfy to tuck your hands away there
hi???
i'm an autist who likes to end every sentence with a question mark???
and upward inflection????
>>344343494
I dunno, that flamethrower walljump shaft looked pretty neat.
>>344343418
Actraiser was good
>>344343479
She's a certified freak.
>>344343460
cool picture do you mind if i save it
>>344343418
Skyrim had great commentary
Was the Fallout 3 run any good? I missed it.
>>344343570
Did she suck all their dicks?
Alright, /v/, which is it?
>OH-carina
or
>AH-carina
>every mega man "speed"run is an hour
>>344343431
Edo(large)bean
>>344343431
I'm with >>344343559
Let me fuck this retarded attentionwhore
haha post cringe because we're all infallible 10/10 paragons of social mores
What rustles me the most is the fact that there are dozens of way to fix his voice and he just chose to avoid all of them. Then who is to judge US for wanting to make fun of him when he obviously does not care?
>>344343425
I want him to shut up because I want to hear more of that cute nerd
>>344343570
when will womanlets learn?
>>344343612
it was just a tranny showcase
not even kidding
>>344343538
nah faggot, she tries too hard to be legit cute.
>>344343112
This is currently getting spammed in twitch, in case someone was curious
>>344343570
YOU JUST KNOW
>>344343418
Jesus man that trials fusion shit.
>>344343570
brazzers logo edit when?
>>344342878
why does this dumb cunt take pictures like this all the time
>>344343636
>Eh-Ma-Ca-Re-Na
Zero is a girl?
>>344343431
Is she white?
>>344343570
>that john oliver lookin nigga with the hoverhand
>that over-confident hands-on-hips pose that makes her look like she just fucked all these dudes
Everyone post respectful and tasteful waifus.
> the runner
>>344343570
fedora womanchild and her harem of neckbeards
>>344343353
She looks like a lass that tried to chat me up in the job centre once
>>344343339
yeah its not the same as making fun of the autism. when it's not their fault i just feel bad for it
Cannot believe people are making fun of this guy's voice on a charity stream. He's doing a great thing by doing what he loves to raise money for a noble cause, show some respect
Well, it sounds like kirbymastah's starting to kick his awful uptalking habit. Can't fault a guy for that.
>>344343612
DO YOU SEE THAT PRETTY GIRL ON THE COUCH?
>>344343848
autism is nobody's fault either!!!!
>>344343105
Stop
>>344343870
we love it man. id love to buy gymfreak a drink
>>344343870
Cahnnut beeleeve people are making fuhn of thish guysh's voishe on a scharity shtream.
>boss HP is reduced
>bosses have less attacks
>spikes don't instantly kill you
Why is speedrunning on easy mode allowed?
>>344343757
top kek
>>344343000
Sucks we'll never see a moment as based as this
https://youtu.be/ZEyixAAGvF0?t=4440
>>344343783
as long as he's wearing a skirt
>>344343957
I wonder the same shit, there's no point
>>344343919
He's not talking about real autism. He's talking about /v/ autism which is a choice.
>>344343872
what's uptalking?
>4 hour Zelda
WHY
W H Y
>>344343874
THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND
TODAY IS THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HER TRANSITION
why does this nigga keep saying "we"
there's only one person playing
>>344343280
>>344343432
Speech therapy does not cost anything in public elementary school, which is where it should have been caught first
>>344344043
not much you?
>>344343919
you dont HAVE to point out that you fuck a tranny and tweet out that you packed a dildo in your bags
>>344343967
she looks like Andy Milonakis
Who else /watchingJak&Daxterinstead/ here?
>>344344058
gotta play it at least 5 times with every variety of run because people love that game so fucking much
Everytime this guy talks with that awful lisp it sounds like he's doing it ironically. Like it is unbelievably exaggerated, poor guy.
>>344344058
for late night drinking
>>344344058
Don't. You'll summon him.
>>344344121
>watching shit
lmao
>>344344058
>that pic
CLAP CLAP CLAPP
CUZ I'M GLAD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE I KNOW I'M FREE
SO I GLADLY STAND UP AND CLAP WITH YOU
I wish he would stop making statements with the last word emphasized like a question.
> It takes some damage boosting to get through?
> Any time you're in a laser it retracts some of the spike walls?
FUCKING STOP I CANT TAKE IT
>>344343331
I'm a former runner so I can answer with some accuracy. However, you're essentially right when you say:
>It's like they want it to be some shitty, formal, professional event while at the same time being some entertaining meme fest for hyper kids.
Games Done Quick LLC is a business, their interest is in presenting GDQ as a professional, charity-oriented community event and ensuring that they continue to exist. Simultaneously, they try to include runs like Tetris, Trials Fusion, TASbot, and Super Mario Maker to make it a "fun" event, while quashing runner's freedom of expression. Basically, the second you're on the stage, you are representing the charity first and foremost: PCF or MSF. You're advised not to curse, make off-color or potentially controversial statements, although you won't be seriously, seriously reprimanded unless you fuck up seriously (think AGDQ 2014 Fire Emblem), curse excessively, et cetera.
It's a tense atmosphere, and unless you're comfortable performing with confidence in front of an audience (of 100,000 people, and 10-15 tech. crew watching you)
What they ask of you is within reason, but believe it or not, there was a time when GDQ was a community event - not a charity event. It's a completely different atmosphere and it's easy to be intimidated into losing control over your own run because of the direct pressure of GDQ and their rules, or the indirect pressure of constantly being reminded you're representing a charity.
If you guys have any questions about the event, ask.
>>344343710
Here you go /b/rother, or.. I guess.. /v/ictim
>>344344084
Because he runs the game as well, on his own time.
>>344343683
>>344343874
Pics? I need to see this.
>>344343570
>[BRAZZERS]
WE SHUTTIN DOWN DIS SGDQ UNTIL WE GET JUSTICE FOR CHIBI
>>344343874
>>344344070
why would somebody fucking announce this, I hope he broke up with him for outing him as a dude
not like it wasn't obvious it was a tranny but still, that's disrespectful
How many games does the average speedrunner run?
>>344343874
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
>>344344225
but he's not running it
>>344344115
jesus christ she does lmao
>>344344184
Kys tbqh famalamadingdong
>>344344208
how to go back?
>>344344279
Todd really is to blame for all this.
>>344344140
>when you hear blueglass laugh
right in the feels anon
>>344344265
CURRENT
YEAR
>>344344238
Louisiana?
>>344344175
at least use the gif man
>>344343957
Because it's faster you autist
>>344343105
please no
>>344343000
This is what happens when the normies take over.
>>344344248
I'd say 2
one as the main game, another as a side project for fun
not everybody can be fifi/chrism/bigjon and run like 20 games at once
>>344344208
Was blueglass asked to leave
>>344344265
It's like John Oliver and this guy fucked.
>>344344208
How easy is it to get laid with a "female" ?
confirmed megaman beats sonic in smash 4
>>344344140
>Finish drink when Greetings from Germany
No one can survive this
>>344344238
they would have gotten ran over desu
>>344344097
you who?
We can all agree that Trials was the worst run so far, right?
>>344344265
>tfw you are touching an STD container
>THSAHNKSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>344344386
they'd just call any attempts at fun cringe anyway
>>344344404
>bigjon
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>344344373
I just open a folder and pick the first thing that looks appropriate.
>>344343105
I haven't seen this, is it another one of those fucked up claymations?
>>344344208
so if they just end up banning every fucking runner for acting like a human being what then?
>>344344478
That showcase?
>wadder
At first I was laughing into oblivion with this guy's voice. It's funny for a second but you get used to it.
But man I feel bad, he has to go through life like this....
>>344344208
>think AGDQ 2014 Fire Emblem
What happened that year, anon?
>>344344516
I want to marry Soe
Runners voice reminds me of pic.
>>344344238
>the last car that slips through on the left
I'd fucking laugh my ass off.
MAN this game is SHIT
this game looks lame bros like a shitty attempt at a metroidvania
>>344344438
WATCH ME
>>344343671
name a few, nigger
>>344344585
It's a very common lisp for runners and couchers to have a this event I've noticed.
It bodders me too.
>>344344208
Do you guys at least get to fool around off camera? Like is practice rooms, etc
I wish Bonesaw had another run. Fuck this mega man shit.
>>344344668
It's actually pretty darn good.
How come there's no PSP or Vita speedgames at GDQ?
>some 'pro audio' group is sponsor
>all that disgusting clipping on the caster mics the first few days
>wearing gross headsets
>not small mics.
The fuck? What a joke.
>>344344208
proof? do you have a badge from a previous event to timestamp
>>344344478
Ty was pretty fucking terrible too, but Trials is the worst because it was prime time.
So far Trials and Stepmania have failed to cause a Tetris/TASbot level hypestorm, purely because those guys are really good at commentating.
>>344344607
guy crossdressing as his waifu during run
takes 2:30 in a 2:00 'speedrun'
>>344343479
>puts hands between legs
>touching... VAGINA????
being this much of a virgin lmfao
>>344344602
Nobody is forced to have a lisp, they're correctable. You just need to put forth the effort when you're young and it's not ingrained into you yet.
>>344344737
yeah needs more memes and pop culture references and less nerd shit
>>344344208
so do you know if pcull and bonesaw are actually banned? or are the rules not as enforced as we think they are? is it more of a set of guidelines?
>>344344709
I would hope no one would be fooling around in the practice room. That room serves a specific purpose, and it's for a runner to practice prior to their scheduled run.
>>344344770
it's not nintendo
>>344344602
Speech therapy exists
t. guy that was less intelligible than him half the time due to stammering but got over that myself because communication is importantstill occasionally slip into it when excited ;_;
>>344344668
The ZX games are still the best pseudo megaman games on the market.
>>344344607
One of the characters didn't get the required stat boosts through the run so they had to mercy kill it when it was over estimate and they lost the same fight like 30 times.
>>344344374
But you're playing a dumbed down version of the game, not how it was meant to be played. Hell, in that mode you only take a pitiful amount of damage from spikes so it's not like they're even there. What's the fucking point? I want to see people play video games quickly, not kid-friendly versions of games quickly.
>>344344815
No what it needs is some actual entertainment.
>>344344787
She moves her hands up to where she is basically touching the outside of it.
>>344344782
How much money did the runner owe at the end of his 'Pacifist' run? It's like he barely practiced the shit and should have done a regular run instead.
>>344344709
no dude, the PC police cuff you and drag you out of the event if you even think of taking the piss. They're stationed on every corner inside the venue just outside of what the camera shows.
>>344344780
lavalier mics are fine for sit down interviews and shit where the people are basically trained and told not to move.
You can't accept speedrunning degenerates to sit completely still. Youwould get way worse feedback on lavalier.
>>344344851
>still occasionally slip into it when excited ;_;
cute
>>344344821
Nobody's been banned this year
>>344344238
I'd run over them and say I was looking through my glove box for my wallet.
>>344344781
>>344344208
and put on a trip if you wish to be credible
>>344344851
>turns into stuttering mess when excited
It's like an anime confession.Anon, I like you
>>344344892
>not how it was meant to be played
thats how speedruns work tho. anyhow there are usually categories for harder difficulties
>>344344602
I could've been him, but I corrected my own lisp when I detected that I was doing it.
He could correct himself too, if he wanted to.
>people complaining about the guy on the couch talking
>clearly he's helping his friend out so he doesn't have to talk because he's self conscious about his voice
also
>that snide when he mocks the audience for clapping at RNG
>>344344926
S T O P
>>344344208
What did you run? :^)
>watching videos from sgdq and agdq 2013
>room is filled with people i recognize
>they're all laughing and having fun with each other while also getting record times
when did it all go wrong
was it when 2hus got banned?
was it when they didn't allow blueglass in anymore?
or was it when the event became more commercialized and driven by agenda?
>>344344770
> running weebshit
Literally what would even be good?
Did this degenerate ACTUALLY choose the male protagonist?
>>344344208
Do you think any marathon will be able to reach the same levels of comfy as for example 2013? Have you watched NASA and what did you think of it (I haven't watched it)?
>>344344926
weaver can fucking kill himself
>>344345025
>was it when they didn't allow blueglass in anymore?
did not happen
he turns every single thing into a question
is this guy related to the Ty runner?
>>344344208
Just so everyone knows the facts, GDQ became a business around 2014. Mike Uyama, who disappeared from the speedrunning community but still collects a check for AGDQ, announced being contracted by PCF in early 2014.
>>344344350
You cannot.
As sad as it is, GDQ and the speedrunning community will never return to what it was before the end of 2013. The conditions just aren't right. The oldbois stick to GDQ because it became a meetup for them. It's an opportunity for them to get together with their old friends. There's a lot of new runners and stream monsters, and it's difficult to recapture the same atmosphere.
Some people try with live marathons like NASA (which was fun), but they don't receive the same attendance or attention. Still great, though.
>>344344413
No, they like him - everyone does. He was reprimanded during AGDQ 2013 for laughing too loudly, though.
>>344344559
Despite everyone's fondness for BANNED, it isn't the reality. No one is outright banned unless they, say, start walking around drunk, smashing people's NES consoles, get the police called on them. You are "very unlikely" to return to another GDQ on the schedule if you fuck up seriously though, like the Ty runner or Gamepro (Crash)
>>344344709
Fuck yeah. Off-camera GDQ, even if you're surrounded by stream monsters or literal children, is fun as fuck if you're with friends. Playing old PC games on LAN, drinking and Everdriving, generally having a good time. I fucking love mini-golf. Speedrunners, despite the autism, can be a riot.
>>344344421
There is a ratio of 50 sausages : 1 sausage casing. Theoretically easy, though.
>>344344781
I'll try and find them.
>>344344892
Do you get mad at speed run glitches too? They're also "not how it as meant to be played." Anything to make it faster is used.
>got obliterated by Chronoforce years ago
>still have nightmares sometimes
>this fag just killed him in 2 seconds
Commentator keeps overplaying the difficulty of the bosses. Its on easy mode, its fucking impossible to get killed and of course everything is going to die fast.
Me and my pack are up next, wish us luck!
>>344345036
He's faster than Ashe.
If you want the girl, watch the first ZX. Aile is faster than Vent.
>cripple guy runs his game one handed on hardest difficulty
>autism guy runs his baby game two handed on the easiest difficulty
>>344345139
why can't those titties suffocate me ever night?
What's worse:
>Megaman Block
>Megaman X Block
>>344345046
I love moomin and I've never even seen an episode.
PRETTY DARN RADICAL
>>344345154
He's literally playing on beginner mode.
>>344345169
I hope you choke really hard
>donation mentions full time job
>everyone laughs
wage cucks btfo tbqh
>>344345208
The original series didn't rely on shitty, drawn out anime animations
>>344344208
This makes me even more pissed god damn.
>>344345081
>implying God can die
>>344345154
It's on beginner.
I'm with you though, hard mode Chronoforce was literally impossible and I almost threw my DS into a wall because of him.
>>344345224
what a fucking boring ass game
>>344344860
Damn; it's pretty hard to see mercy kills. As well as seeing the trainwreck that makes them kill them in the first place.
>>344345191
who is this semen demon
>>344345025
Blueglass was never banned you moron.
Which run is worse? This or Trials: Fusion?
>>344345191
is this genderbent kaiba?
>>344345169
Here's to your run getting mercy-killed
>some poor sap had to draw all those cut-in-half sprites
>>344344421
>"female"
kek
>>344344607
also would like to know. too lazy to try and dig up drama from over 2 years ago when twitch only keeps vods for like 60 days
>>344345332
seto kaiba
>>344345298
I have it and it was fun.
>>344345036
you get to watch Aile's transformation if you play as Grey though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0ep-C4OAc
>>344345346
trials is one of the worst gdq runs ever, only SC2 comes close
>>344344926
>>344345346
Trials by a vuggen mile.
>>344345025
>room was filled with people I recognize
welcome to getting older. As your life continues, things will change from the way you are familiar with to ways that you are not. This is perfectly normal. You will feel like the world is changing for the worse, but younger people will feel like you are being an out of touch old person when you voice your opinion. this is also perfectly normal,
>>344345154
>put this money to save the animals XD
>>344345332
Some YuGiOh slut if my memory doesn't betray me
>>344345148
The difference is that glitches require skill or knowledge to utilize properly. A better comparison would be having the game ask you when you turn it on if you want to go out of bounds or wrong warp, because setting it to easy mode is about the same as that and requires absolutely zero skill.
>>344344373
no one actually looks at gifs fag
>>344345046
I find ESA is the one that recaptures that feeling
>>344345346
At least this is an actual run.
>>344345010
I don't think anyone is complaining about that guy, even less when you hear the man's voice.
>>344344926
>>344344770
I have faint memories of a Prinny, Can I Really Be the Hero? run, not sure if it was in a GDQ
>>344345346
ZX Advent is at least speed running the game. Fusion is worst just because it was poorly played Let's Play of some handpicked levels.
>>344345346
Trials
Trials wasn't a run, it was just a dude playing through user created content because Ubisoft payed them
>got my phone stolen
>already in huge debt to pay my car, and my only job right now is driving uber, so I have to buy another one immediatly
>get home only to see MMZX run at the end
fuck this city, seriously, if you or anyone you love are coming here for the Olympics, Don't let them. Fuck Rio.
Was the run any good at least?
>>344345346
Trials Fusion was good but it had no commentary.
This has a lot of commentary but the run itself is bad. Pick your posion.
>>344345046
esa/nasa hopefully
>>344344607
Poor Bertin got fucked by RNG and basically got softbanned for life from running again. I think he was dressed as his 2hu waifu(Sanae) as well for some fun.
>>344344860
>>344344785
which one is it?
hey /v/
just wanted to say I love all of you <3
hope you're having a great day
>>344345346
trials easily
>>344345046
NASA was kinda nice.
>>344344770
Because Nintendo is nostalgic and awesome, man!! xD
>>344345521
hue
>>344343418
>Dude's Crest
>High Tier
You have to be older than 18 to post here
>>344343636
O- carina
O as in rOck
(r)Ockarina
>>344345563
just wanted to let you know you're all amazing people, greetings from germany!
>>344345471
that was at ADGQ last year yeah
>>344345346
>Trials: Fusion?
>start watching
>watch two stages, boring as fuck
>oh well least it'll be sho-
>1h:40m
>only 3 minutes have passed
Why the fuck would you play through on beginner mode? It saves time I'm sure but that's just so dull.
I want to live and die in Edo's butt and have it be my coffin.
>>344345139
jinkies
>Having a voice like that
>EVER talking
>ever
>gymfreak slowly gaining more confidence
>>344344926
will I become a furry if I watch this movie
I don't remember everything in Advent being this squishy.
What?
>guy literally sounds like the stereotypical nerd character from 90s cartoons
>PBing on beginner
wow... not
>>344345339
At SGDQ 2013, siglemic LITERALLY had Uyama remove ysg before his run. if you watch the run you can hear him in the background saying "but it's too early to go to bed" and "but i wanted to watch the run" (or something to that effect) and then he isn't seen for the rest of the night.
so in a sense, yeah, he was banned temporarily
>>344343418
>old GDQ tier
>jak and Dexter
>Watch old VODs
>BoneSaw is a hyper-positive fun-loving young man
>Watch 2016 Jak run
>Bonesaw is a mind-broken fearful old man
it's never coming back, m8
>>344344427
just cause things are a cycle that happen all the time throughout history doesn't mean that you can't refer to now as "these days" in comparison to decades ago. things balance, then go into chaos until shit hits the fan, then balance again
that voice isn't real right?
>>344345393
That is offensively drawn out and anime.
he's so cute
gymfreak is our boy
>10 minutes fast
I guess they basically expect chokes during the Megaman block.
>>344344926
>weaver
What a leyend. How come this doesn't trigger Barneyfag?
That fucking lisp
>fell for the hard boss meme again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
what a sperg
>>344345563
Same man
Today was a good day
Pretty comfy
>>344345696
get a room and suck his dick fag
This guys voice is so fucking glorious
53'53
>That laugh
Is this guy a fucking cartoon character?
>>344345705
nah it's dope
guy on couch sounds like rocco
Why is every single runner using the sarcastic "oh this is so hard" joke this year?
>>344344821
No, they won't be banned. No one is banned for a slight to the GDQ establishment as slight as "having fun". No one is really banned, but they are warned for bad behavior and too many no-no words.
>>344344607
Mercy killed over-estimate, it wasn't really the runner's fault and he got FUCKED for it. See >>344344860
>>344345046
Maybe. I love NASA and Naegleria is a great guy, if not a sperg. I'm planning on attending NASA 2 if it happens, I think it will be great. There is hope for a marathon to reach 2013 level of comfy, but not without abandoning the level of exposure that GDQ has garnered - even back in 2012.
Random online marathons can be good, but honestly the community is pretty Reddit-tier and so are a lot of the marathons.
>>344345264
The transition has upset a lot of people. Some are satisfied with it, though. It's all about perspective. Modern GDQ isn't terrible if you don't think about it too much, but the things like using a stage, sponsors, etc. can be unsettling.
>>344344781
>>344344965
Here.
I go back a bit further than that, but don't know where my old badges are. Tons of hotel keys, though.
Any more questions about GDQ? I've got nothing to do.
>>344344926
>This dude's voice
haHAA
holy fucking shit I just tuned in for the last minute of the run
this dude is autistic
>>344345346
Eh this is fine
>>344344926
>>344344926
You got the rest anon?
>>344344926
Post the gifs already
>>344345661
> it saves time
You answered your own question.
>>344345749
THANK YOU JESUS
I'm completely fine with serious time meme moment with this guy
What run was that earlier with the little kid and Nana?
>tfw I had a retarded lisp for a while because of braces
I feel bad for this guy
>didn't meet his incentive
>more anonymous 1,000 donations
hi again Uyama
I fucking hate Zx but this guy was ok
>>344345521
You'll definitely have more fun staying around for the next run than watching this gay run.
DUDE JUST GOT KEKED ON FUCKING CAMERA!!!!!!!
>>344345364
Isn't it just two sprites layered for cut in half?
did you catch the guy in the checkered shirt watching the redhead kneel before that other guy
Fucking RICH.
>Game Freak
Pokemon?
>>344344208
>AGDQ 2014 Fire Emblem
What happened?
>pulls off an awesome run and even PBs
>twitch chat and /v/ can only focus on his voice
you guys are bullies!
>>344343418
daggerfall was shit, arena was the fun run
>didn't meet donation incentive
poor guy fucking mario maker fags ruining everythign
wat
uh oh
I fucking love ZX and this guy was ok
>I got a thousand dollar donation, anonymously
Why not make up a name, comment, and a less suspicious quantity?
What are the fucking chances of getting 30 anonymous 1,000 dollar donations per event?
>>344345851
http://imgur.com/a/MUoeV
HE CALLED HIM GAMEFREAK
I've been watching, and slowly identifying hits with the speedrunning community. So far I have learned I will need to acquire a Speedrunning transvestite grandmother with a lisp.
>>344345659
>user maps
Got out of there real quick.
>>344345943
They cured that part of autism
>edobean run is next
>nigga doesn't get to show his waifu doing her maho shoujo transformation with a live audience
What a shame.
>>344345563
Greetings from Germany!
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I just wanted to say good luck to all the anons.
>>344345127
>Mike Uyama, who disappeared from the speedrunning community but still collects a check for AGDQ
So the Jewyama meme isn't just a meme?
plaid guy on suicide watch. dude got cuked HARD.
>>344345923
Thanks bro
>>344345830
>No, they won't be banned. No one is banned for a slight to the GDQ establishment as slight as "having fun". No one is really banned, but they are warned for bad behavior and too many no-no words.
To rephrase it: What are the chances of based Bonesaw ever getting another run in?
I know it's a meme every time for people to say "Wow, only 300k and we're halfway through the week" but aren't we usually at 800k or so by the second to last day? I know Super Metroid usually gets a shit load of last minute donations during the run, though.
>>344345943
I remember that, someone just had the WORST rng in Fire Emblem and they had to cut it off because he was way over estimate
>>344345879
SMW low% I think
Nana was just "Are ya winnin' son?" every time she talked but it was great
This hurt a little bit to make.
>>344345971
you know they got a ton more random anon donations, but don't read them because they're NOT 1k+, right?
>>344344926
what is this song?
>>344345972
>http://imgur.com/a/MUoeV
You're a fucking Hero among anons
>>344345767
>he thinks that things like public attitudes on social issues move between "chaos" and "balance"
You're either not smart enough or not old enough to have this conversation. Give it a rest.
>>344345830
tripcode please
and also, how do you feel about thew viewer count reaching its peak? it's pretty much the same as in sgdq 2014
>>344345965
>>344345967
I don't get it
>>344345830
why do you never fuck off duke
What happened with Trials and Ty? I missed them.
>>344346126
WTF
>>344345830
It hurts.
I have not enjoyed watching these marathons since 2014.
He didn't make the incentive ...did anybody else not make theirs
>>344345972
>http://imgur.com/a/MUoeV
thanks anon
where is the midget
that guy was pro and rad as hell
>>344346079
Mr. Uyama has not disappeared, he's just very, very sick. Please respect him, he deserves pay even during his sickness.
>>344346146
mario maker level creator
Time for an interview with nobodies to get more Mario Maker bux
>>344346094
he only runs ecco and is not very good at it
last time he had a run he went 20 minutes overtime and they mercykilled it
>>344346126
What is your interpretation anons? did she got btfo?
>>344346170
look at this
>>344346126
This fucking music! I love Mario Paint music.
They are missing incentives left and right. GDQ peaked in 2012-13 socially, and 2014-15 monetarily. They will be lucky to even break even a million this time.
>>344345972
what am i doing with my life
>>344346218
Only freaks allowed now are trannies.
>>344345830
I'm telling Naegleria you called him a sperg on 4chan Duke enjoy your lifetime NASA ban you fucking hack
>>344345830
>Tons of hotel keys, though.
>>344346079
>>344346224
how many years has he had """""""""mono"""""""""" now?
>>344345892
A lot of incentives have been getting missed, mostly because all of them are set at absurd levels that assumed they'd raise like twice the amount they have now
>>344346210
Oot is definitely not making the $40,000 incentive for glitch showcase unless Owen Fucking Wilson himself donates for it.
>>344346126
What did she mean by this?
>>344346126
I still don't get it.
She stood up after the run and went to talk to someone?
>>344346262
>he only runs ecco and is not very good at it
The Jack and Dexter guy?
>>344345424
>vuggen
kys immediately faggot
>>344346197
Trials was an hour and a half giant advertisement. pretty much no commentary, and mostly just a showcase of community maps
>>344346126
W H O R E
H
O
R
E
>>344346291
Well look at how fucking expensive they are this year. That's not a surprise at all.
>>344346265
>2015
wasn't that at AGDQ 2016 tho
>Pepsi Man Run
>They're discussing Pepsi Man strats
>>344346362
shes in the succ position pretty much
hands are on his knees
ALRIGHT /v/
TEAM STREAM BIG OR TEAM CONSOLE KICKERS
VOTE NOW
>>344346352
It means nothing you dunce.
Have you ever talked to a woman?
>>344346265
>and I am not a dad
>guy in his 50's
I am so sorry.
>>344345972
this is fucking gold
>those look great
What a fucking liar.
>/v/ flips shit about a tranny on stream
>doesn't care about multiple furries being there
What changed?
Oh boy, a painting of a character that looks absolutely nothing like that character
Ohh wow, we missed WATCHING A CUTSCENE, how will we live?
>>344346210
>>344346349
Holy shit it really is 40k
I hope they dont meet it (its not even a run, it's just a glitch expo) so they back down on the jewishness
>>344346126
>LITERALLY sucking chad's dic
chad didnt even have to put up a fight
>>344345856
I require these gifs
Isn't POO going to be in the Mario Maker race?
>>344346456
>It means nothing you dunce.
>Have you ever talked to a woman?
What did he mean by this?
>>344345971
there are more than a hundred thousand viewers on twitch every day and at least some of them make decent money. I donated a thousand dollars to some final fantasy charity marathon a couple years back because I made a fun bet with the runner.
>>344345542
>>344345830
So, the man got banned because the game he picked a game that could get ruined by RNG at some point? I can see why they did it, but still, that sounds unfortunate.
>>344345830
>Tons of hotel keys, though.
Would you happen to be banned from the event?
>>344346456
usually they dont get on their knees when you talk to them, unless they intend to suck your dick
>>344346454
whichever one iateyourpie is on
>>344346126
She just spotted her nephew, r-right?
>>344346456
>i dont understand body language
its ok anon
>>344346456
So you mean women give you blowjobs whenever you talk to them? What have I missed my entire life?
>>344346456
>Have you ever talked to a woman?
Do you know where you are?
>>344345830
>Tons of hotel keys
Sup, werster?
>>344346448
>>344346346
Turns out when Twitch pisses off Notch and he decides to not donate to a high-profile Twitch-sponsored event as a result they have trouble meeting their inflated goals.
pieSmug pieCup PIE RAID pieSmug pieCup
>>344346318
B A S E D
>>344346501
Society rejects furries.
Society is being forced to accept trannies.
Those paintings sucked
>>344346218
Nobody interesting went this year
Blueglass couldn't be there for some mysterious reason.
Big Jon got sick and had to be replaced for the SMM race.
Blechy is also not there for some reason.
Naeglaria started NASA.
Caleb, SpikeVegeta and Trihex seem to be the only old guard there.
>>344346469
> he doesn't moniter the "zootopia" tag on sadpanda
The recent deluge of cuckshit is ruining it though
>>344346126
>this will never happen to you
>>344345410
soulcalibur 2?
>>344344926
last 3 digits of this post is how many thousand they're at after mario maker
Who else is actually exited for Mario Maker?
It was pretty fun at the last GDQ.
>>344346627
all these people begging to see line art of judy hopps' vagina says otherwise
>edobean
FUCK
>>344345139
I wanna squish those things together
>>344345139
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>344346126
My ideal girl :(
RED HEADED GIRL IS TRYING TO GET SPIT ROASTED!!!!!
FUCKIN EDOBEAN NO
>someone sent the "Hail Coca-Cola" picture of Pepsiman that was made in those "Hail Hydra" treads
lel
fuking slut
>>344346501
Were you even here for AGDQ? /v/ collectively lost their shit when a furry in a full fursuit was on stream. Also being a furry in public is much more easy to hide than being a fucking tranny.
>>344346627
>Society rejects furries
What is this meme? It's a fucking sexual fetish - you keep that stuff in the bedroom and noone cares, if society sees you as a furry it basically means you're being naked in public.
>>344346736
I'm exiting right now.
>>344346736
who isn't? literally the only good run of the event anymore
https://youtu.be/qIC8JQTUEEQ
Watching the redhead interactions with the guy she's been laughing with all day is heart wrenching now that 6'4" Steve has stepped in.
>>344346627
trannies are the new boogeyman. It's jsut how it goes.
purple shirt guy swapped seat to her former place in front row
Mario Party 2 music, aw yeah.
Damnit, Can't watch the mario maker runs because I'm saving it to watch at work when I'm bored. I thought it wasn't scheduled till 9:50. REEEEEEEEE
>Edobitch is back
>>344346736
I hope we get to see Carl
GOD DAMNIT WHY DIDNT YOU HAVE HER OVER THE MEGAMAN BLOCK INSTEAD
THE FAKE VOICE GRATES MY EARS
I'm not the only one fapping to edo's voice, right?
>tfw discovered speedrunning at agdq 2014
now I watch 3d zelda runs regularly but at the same time feel like i missed so much...
>>344346789
>those feet
> Mario party 2 song plays
I miss those games...
> It's another edoslut on the mic episode
Kill me
Why the fuck is skinny Guy Fieri in the audience?
>oh cool the mario maker thing is next
>"that's it for me I'll hand it off to Edobean"
*turns the stream off*
do you think edobean has big nipples? i wanna chew on them
aw god dammit, i left for most of the day when edobean was on the mic, and now that i'm back she's on the mic again, FUCK
>>344346841
I know exactly what this donation is and I refuse to relive it
SHUT THE FUCK UP EDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>344346736
The only thing worth watching. Many people realize this
She sounds like she's inhaled helium.
>>344344926
>>344345972
why boner
>>344346079
Do people think it's a meme? It's grounded in reality, although a lot of the suspicion surrounding Uyama's ~mysterious~ disappearance is due to a complete lack of communication from him or GDQ.
>Mike disappears in 2014
>GDQ staff say Mike needs "rest" repeatedly, but don't elaborate
>No information about if he's ill, with what, etc. (Personal information, so it's understandable)
>Turns out, espite being absent from the speedrunning community, Mike collects a contractual cut from AGDQ
>This after GDQ said he had a "reduced role" in organizing the events, for whatever reason
>It's revealed he's active on the Marvel Heroes forums, just doesn't communicate with the speedrunning community
>etc.
>>344346094
GDQ is incompetent, not stupid. They realize that his run was received well, although they tried to rein in the runners joking about real-life people because, "Oh no, we're poorly representing the charity." He'll get another run if he submits, Bonesaw is a great entertainer and that's a good asset.
>>344346167
GDQ peaked with, what was it, AGDQ 2015? I wouldn't be surprised if they barely cracked the $1,000,000 mark this time, although this last day is chock-full of donation bait.
>>344346568
Yes.
>>344346318
Shit.
>>344346843
this. shes been chattin it up with plaid dude and then steve comes into the picture and now shes sittin down in front of him and even got him water
Edo is a qt
oh jesus THAT'S who edobean is? fuck i've always fucking hated this cunt ass announcer but now that i have a face to put with her bitch voice i legit want to slit her fuckin wrists. fuck.
>inb4 virgins donating for "cute announcer voice"
>>344346898
anon we have dolphin netplay..
>>344346918
She just sang the mario sang too
>>344346936
Nasty silver dollars
some anon mentioned this and now i cant unsee it. the redhead bitch in the front row of the crowd is literally always eating.
and now shes sitting on the floor for some fucking reason. while eating of course.
I've never wanted to fuck a voice more than I do rightnow
and yes I'm aware of how she looks
Why is her fucking mic always on 400%
Does she just check every mic to make sure she can have all the fucking attention?
From the gdq faq
>Incentive bonus
>Runners who fail to meet the incentive are unlikely to be invited again due to public interest. Please make sure that your incentive is satisfying and interesting for the viewers.
>>344346157
you can't deny that there's a hell of a lot of fighting and unrest right now
wait did pcull444444444 get put on mario maker last minute? I don't remember him being there before
I love the Edobean show but it could do with less speedruns
edobeans so insufferable
she wont shut the fuck up and even reads fucking 2 dollar donations
alright doing a cum tribute to edo. be back in a few.
How is this Mario Maker run formatted? Anyone know?
>>344346936
Think of breasts like balloons, anon, with the areola being the tip. What happens when the balloon is full? Giant fucking nipples
>>344347030
Got a pic of her?
OH NO
WHY IS THIS BITCH BACK WHY NOW WHEN I WANT I WATCH
>>344347051
*doesn't apply to trannies
>>344347030
> I love fake cutesy shit
shit taste
>>344346993
She also looks like David Bowie
>>344343105
I got really high last night and watched all of these. Better than I was expecting.
I'm glad everyone hates edobean as much now as I have for the past decade
> girl on the mic
> 4chan fucking dies
gg autists
>edobean comes back
>won't stop with the stupid fucking voices
Someone needs to stop this beaner
>>344346167
There's no reason for more people to watch. I don't get why this happens, though, they make such an effort to advertise it everywhere.
>>344346972
KEKED
shouldn't he let her sit on the chair instead of the floor?
>>344347030
She has the more average voice ever, seriously.
>>344346881
Carl with bonus Jaku
>That distant echoing of WAAAAAAA through the entire audience
What are the burgers clapping for this time?
>>344346963
I tell myself that I get hard from the simplistic, clean artsyle.I know that I'm mostly lying.
The fucking "waaaah" thing again no, please
>those completely half assed signs
embarrassing
Damn, its packed today. Is it because its friday?
You'd think everyone would've gotten removed and banned by now.
get your fucking hands off her
>>344344926
>>344345972
wew lad
>>344347051
>making stuff up
It was so believable I had t ocheck
>tfw watch most of these guys regularly
mario maker soothes my autism
>massaging her back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's touching his legs now
>>344347151
I'll stop her when i shove le dick down her throat heh
>>344345379
LOL
>>344347051
>Runners who fail to meet the incentive are unlikely to be invited again due to public interest. Please make sure that your incentive is satisfying and interesting for the viewers.
>Incentives are like 15k
>Some aren't even advertised
if you're during dead hours you might as well kys
new
>>344347247
>>344347051
this is weird
because it's certain that the runners submitted the incentives themselves, but i'm sure it was GDQ staff who set the amount needed (40k for OoT glitch expo what the flying fuck it lasts like 10 minutes)
>>344347272
>>344347272
>>344347272
>>344346736
Give me a second, I am sure I still have the JUST CHEESE trihex picture
>>344347132
I do love fake cutesy shit. I wish she would be my gf
>>344347140
Fuck off whiteknight faggot, there is another girl who does announcements that literally NONE of use have problems with.
>drags Chad back to her seat
>sits on the floor within cock range
>this constant flirting
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>344347320
delete this
>>344347173
dude is chad to her, she will do anything for him, not the other way around
>>344347308
>>344347320
W E W
E
W
>>344347229
No, it's because normalfags love Mario. The same happened earlier today.
>>344347109
not always senpai
They're gonna leave the run halfway through to go back to Chad's hotel room.
Plaid shirt will be invited to lock himself in the bathroom and listen to them through the door.
edobear makes me sick
>>344347331
Garuntee you are a beta cuck
>SNES "metal"
>>344347263
wew lad
>>344347336
What's her name?
>edobeaner
>>344347109
anime isn't the real world anon.
>>344347403
I thought that was Zelda.
But yeah, its packed. First time its been this full in this whole event.
Have they missed a SINGLE incentive this year?
>>344347330
Find it.
>>344347472
I just want a cute girlfriend man I'm so alone
>plaid shirt cuck now sitting like a girl while chad dominates his crush
hmmm
>>344347472
> using "beta" and "cuck" ironically
So, how are they gonna run MM?
>>344347915
With speed
>>344347915
Relay race, like last time.
What's the name of this song that's playing? This shit is nice.
Where is this cutie?
Brossentia run anything this SGDQ? Or he gave up?
>>344346970
Oh Christ, so they really did tell them to stop doing Owen Wilson impressions, it wasn't just a meme. Fucking hell, are the rules really that tight?
>>344348043
The boss theme from Final Fantasy IV
>>344348108
Raping virtual female characters with wood sticks.
Obviously chad is her boyfriend. The only question is whether redhead was intentionally missleading plaid dude and they're gonna laugh at him later on while having sex, or if women are just too stupid to realise how their behaviour will be interpreted.
>>344348263
https://gamesdonequick.com/rules
Yes
Is that a Rei daki next to Caveman?
>>344347583
yes
>>344348263
but they didn't tell those autistic trine runners to stop the annoying "it's a gun!" joke every 30 fucking seconds
>>344348218
>women who sit directly in front of the camera on purpose
>tfw no modest, morally upright qts left
>>344348108
Getting pounded senseless by TriHard in the hotel
pokemon music giving anyone else some feels rn?
>>344348634
well you wouldn't fuckin see them on stream then would you dumbass?
>>344348665
Always
>>344348263
yeah, they asked him to stop
he and the couch relapsed almost immediately but they did ask him
>>344348665
>tfw middle of nowhere so no Pokayman Go for me
>>344348665
What a weird dog
>>344347194
Carl is the only speedrunner I actually watch
What's the name of the redhead?
Someone should really throw an alternative speedrunning event with comfy ~16 spot audience, no forced charity with donation incentitives that actually harm your time (sellouting your race in Elders Scrolls which affect certain jumps/overall speed, long names to increase chat bubble time etc etc) and chill ruleset where you are allowed to have fun but the usual shitkidness would be banned (racism etc)
Donations could go directly to funding the next event and complimentary pizza etc for runners
>>344348746
they'd still be visible, they can just sit off to the side or in the back
girls put themselves right in the middle of a spotlight and it makes me sick
So in an hour they'll stop announcing runners, right?
>Jakku
The one and only jakku, right?
This thread is dying, nobody will hear me say I love big black cock.
