>EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU! I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!
HA I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
>>62664637
>I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'
Black Dynamite: I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.
>But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!
Still runnin' thaaAaAaAaaAAaangs
>Sarcastically I'm in charge.
These waffles are so good they're like they come from down South.
This buttery motherfucker will melt in your mouth.
Bullhorn, no! At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery!
>>62664749
WAIT!
Bullhorn, what did you just said?
You said...
"Melts...
...in your mouth..."
QUICK! What else melts in your mouth?
>>62664829
M and Ms!
>the young guy that was in this and rizzoli & isles killed himself
>>62664852
Exactly!
And not in your hands.
>>62664864
And who makes M&Ms?
>>62664875
Mars Candy Company makes it!
Yeah! Yeah!
>>62664885
And Mars is also?
>>62664900
The Roman God of War!
>>62664908
Who's the Greek god of war?
>>62664927
Ares!
>>62664940
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
>>62664952
R... Ram! That's right.
And Ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries!
Oh! A-ha! NOW DIG!
Ares's half-sister is Athena.
>>62664993
Now you're getting it!
>>62664998
Whoa whoa whoa!
Athena, Athens!
>>62665038
Which is the capital of Greece.
>>62665059
And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
>>62665072
785 BC!
so quotable xD
>>62665085
And 785 is the area code of Topeka-Oh my God...
785 is code to Topeka, Kansas!
CODE KANSAS!
>>62665103
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
>>62665115
Snake doc... Snake... Snake doctor! Yeah!
>>62665130
Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
>>62665094
epic :)
>>62665162
Aesculapius, of course.
He had a staff, with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it "Aesculapius's staff".
It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day!
>>62665191
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.
>>62665200
Apollo!
>>62665218
Yeah. Thanks, anon.
>>62665230
That's right. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake!
>>62665242
And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?
>>62665259
The South American Anaconda.
>>62665270
What anon said.
>>62665284
Anaconda Malt Liquor!
>>62665298
And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you...
>>62665336
>The group imitates Little RichardHad to change it because "Our system thinks your post is spam"
>>62665336
>>62665382
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gives you what?
>>62665390
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62665386
>>62665398
And who else is famous for...
>>62665403
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62665403
LITTLE RICHARD!
>>62665421
Little Richard!
>>62665434
>>62665431
So, what they're really saying is...
>>62665445
"ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YOU... Little Richard?"
>>62665455
>Black Dynamite crosses out 'Richard' on the blackboard. The gang look down on their pants
The autism in this thread is cracking me up harder than Black Dynamite ever did.
Good movie though desu senpai
>>62665469
What is another word for Richard?
>>62665486
>Black Dynamite crosses out 'Richard' on the blackboard. The gang look down on their pants
>>62665486
GUNSMOKE!
>>62665498
GUNSMOKE! COME ON!
>They go for Gunsmoke
DAMN!
>>62665519
>>62665523
Anaconda Malt Liquor... gives you a little dick.
>>62665523
Should we kill him?
>>62664856
Wait, what?
>>62664749
>>62664829
>>62664852
>>62664864
>>62664875
>>62664885
>>62664900
>>62664908
>>62664927
>>62664940
>>62664952
>>62664993
>>62664998
>>62665038
>>62665059
>>62665072
>>62665085
>>62665103
>>62665115
>>62665130
>>62665162
>>62665191
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>>62665218
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>>62665270
>>62665284
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>>62665390
>>62665398
>>62665403
>>62665421
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>>62665445
>>62665455
>>62665486
>>62665498
>>62665523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPb4QAfHCY
>>62665537
Do you want to live brother!?!
>>62665537
Man, do you want to live? I said do you want to go on?
>tfw I'll never be able to force dynamiteposting to meme status
>>62665596
It's for the best
>>62664747
legit one of the funniest jokes in a movie, fuck this movie was GOAT probably the only film ive seen near as many times as In Bruges
>>62666666
claiming sextuplets for Black Dynamite
>Donuts don't wear alligator shoes
>>62665230
Underrated post.
>>62667864
Why?
Are you all being ironic? This movie looks awful.
>>62668276
Watch it.
>>62664624
I threw that shit before I left the room!
>>62668292
It's hilarious. Do you like Garth Marenghi's Darkplace or Danger 5 by chance? If you do you'll love Black Dynamite.
>>62668276
have you seen it? i guess it could be a little nichey, parodying blaxsploitation films. but it is genuinely funny.
>>62668304
should reply to
>>62668276
Was this the most on-topic thread in /tv/ history?
>>62668740
In a long time, I'd say yes.
My momma says my dady's names' Black Dynamite
>>62669636
>>62669636
uhh hush up little girl, lotta cats have that name
>>62664655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykFpD6snX0
I kek everytime.
>Man! Them crackers gone be runnin' for cover, when us brothers get... get...hmmmm
>>62664856
Jett Jackson wasn't in this.
>the militants turn, startled!
>how did you get in here?
>>62670225
The effort they went to making this was just insane. They actually made a good blacksploitation movie in terms of plot, story and characters even if it hadn't been a comedy movie.
Is the cartoon any good?
>>62671333
its alright. The first half of season 1 re-uses a lot of the same jokes from the movie, but the cartoon is still really funny. one of the better [AS] cartoons.
>>62671333
The first episode is, everything after is pretty meh.
>>62671173
Every time I see it I notice new, little details. It's pretty awesome.
>Girls, this is Black Dynamite.
>My mama says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite!
>Hush up, lil' girl... lotta cats have that name.
>african american explosive movie
>DYNAMITE DYNAMITE starts playing
>>62671449
The OJ Simpson episode was hilarious.
>>62668276
Will someone get this jive-ass motherfucker out of here?
>>62668276
It's excellent
>Oooh Black Dynamite you came to see me
>Bitch, nah, I need to rap a piece with my man 'Horn. Tell you what, maybe when I'm done I'll throw you a piece right quick.
>Out of sight! I get off in fifteen minutes.
>You right about that, girl. You right about that.
>mfw Black Dynamite flips the "OPEN" sign to "CLOSED" after the guys at the pool hall talk shit
>>62665191
>Aesculapius, of course.
Best line reading in the whole film
>>62664624
i love this movie.
i love this thread.
anyone seen this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>62668276
>This movie looks awful.
>>62665072
>>62665085
>>62665103
best lines in the whole goddamn movie
>>62664885
I just noticed they say ''Yeah! That's right! Those white men!''
>>62671525
this this this
>Walter Cronkite: Is it any wonder why O.J. Simpson is the most likable and therefore the most respected black man in American history now? And I'm willing to predict forever.
>Black Dynamite: Damn it Walter Cronkite, mark my words, there will come a day when America no longer likes O.J.Simpson.
