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Just got back. Ask me anything.

Official Ranking: 2/10
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are you racist or just misogynist?
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How were the crab legs?
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>>72072535
What is your official ranking?
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>>72072578
Didn' serve them at the "good goyum" stand

>>72072562
No, but this movie made me both
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Is slimer in it?
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Why did you give them money you fucking retard
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>>72072535

Can you stop wasting your money and funding shit movies?
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>>72072662
Because I am a faggot, please rape my face.
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>>72072660
Yes and his wife. There is a 3D gag which he and his WIFE is apart of

>>72072662
I wanted to be ready for the Half in the Bag review

>>72072691
Half in the Bag review
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>>72072691
nope
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>>72072691
NO. I wanted to see how bad it is.
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what was the worst scene in the movie
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>>72072756
About the first ten mintures of the movie. There is a ESP recording device and the land whale tell s kristen wigg to come listen to it. So she leans in and it is a fart LOL

>>72072766
Sony is a plague
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>>72072535
>2/10

You either didn't watch it, are a fat misogynerd, or both.

The movie isn't perfect, but it objectively a solid 7/10.
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>4.7/10 on IMDB

Sounds good fama
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>>72072535
Are you Seven-peso Pedro?
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>>72072719
>I wanted to be ready for the Half in the Bag review
Are you ready to change your opinion of the movie when Mikes says he loves it (and when spineless Jay cowers ad agrees with everything he says) because you're a mindless sheep who can't form opinions unless two fat retards from Minnesota tell you what to think?
*slaps face*

Sorry

Not Sorry
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Why do you hate women?
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>>72072861

>Empty cinemas says no

Shitty reboot is shitty whooopde-do what a twist.
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Anyone else wish all women would drop dead?
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>>72074120
They're from Wisconsin, doofus.
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Post ticket or fake
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>>72074257
I wish your mother had dropped dead before she shat you out.
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>>72072719
I knew aids Moby posted here.
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>>72072578
What is this crab leg meme?
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>>72072535
wow, thats higher than I expected. I guess women can do anything almost as good as men.
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>>72072535
you a good goyim to pay to see that garbage
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>>72074369
Most kinomas in my city offer crab legs, I thought that was just a normal thing, like coke and popcorn, or no single policies.
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>>72072814
>So she leans in and it is a fart
She actually said it was a queef, which is like one billion times funnier because women are just naturally better at fart jokes.
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>>72074294
Sorry, Mike. I forgot. Pls forgive me. And tell me how awesome Star Wars Ep 7 was and how much you want your buttbuddy Max Landis back on the show.
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>>72074294
Makes more sense for Ambiguously Gay Jay.
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>>72072535

>2/10

It wasn't THAT bad, jesus

I feel like some of you guys are just giving it such a low rating because memes.

It wasn't great, prolly a 5 or 6/10, but 2/10 is way too low

Or are you guys really whining about "muh women can't play major roles" like the reviewers are saying?
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>>72074369

Your Kinoma doesn't serve crab legs?
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>>72074628
It was shit, Sonyshill
>unfunny Queef joke
>unfunny chinese delivery man
>characters have no chemistry
>Unnecessary Stay Puff Marshmallow Man cameo
>Slimer has a girlfriend who looks like him drag
>GB defeats badguy by shooting him in the balls

First you rape Spider-Man, now Ghostbusters. What do you plan on raping next?
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>>72074628
>6/10 for Shitty SNL Skits: The Movie: Female Edition

I bet you think Master of Disguise is a 6/10, too.
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>>72074628
I tried to watch as many clips as I can and I founc the problem.

There are lots of setups for what should be fantastic, '84-tier level jokes, but you're constantly pelted with little distractions nagging at your suspension of disbelief, like someone's flicking water in your face.
>"God, that line read was terrible."
>"That timing was way off."
>"What human being would say that?"

That is why so many jokes fell flat. They butchered their jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al7Bzeo-LP0
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>>72072535
I just saw it as well. I'll give it a 3.5-4/10.

The good:
- Good special effects
- Some passable jokes
- Played the original theme song
- Had quite a few talented actors, some of which I wasn't even expecting to be in this.

The bad:
- Didn't really explain the villain and his motives very well. He was just kind of an asshole.
- Confusing/underdeveloped characters. I like Kate on SNL, but I really don't understand what was up with her character in this. She was just a cardboard cutout of a weird scientist.

Overall not a good movie, but not horrible either. I was expecting it to be at least on par with Dumb and Dumber To, and it was, so I wasn't disappointed. Honestly the effects alone put it above the original Ghostbusters, which is boring as fuck and not worth watching in 2016. If you want to cry about a good franchise being butchered, go rewatch The Last Airbender.
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>>72074892
>the effects alone put it above the original Ghostbusters, which is boring as fuck
sloppy bait
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>>72074294
>>72074120
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>>72074892
>3.5/10
>not horrible
Well with a review like this, I think you should be a topic critic on RT.
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>>72074552
think he's ever done fag shenanigans?
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>>72072535
is this true? is yours empty?
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>Tfw I saw it but didn't pay
can someone post a smug pepe for me
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>>72072724
Lol itd . Ghost
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>>72074770
>>Slimer has a girlfriend who looks like him drag
Slimer owned.

>Characters have no chemistry.

Holtzmann and Kevin were probably the only funny things about the movie.

My theater audibly groaned at the "I don't know if it's a lady thing..." line

Wasted potential.
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>>72072660
Slimer owns them to joyride in Ecto-1 with his bitch and Ghost Bros.

Very BELUSHI and it made me smile.

Also the bust of Harold Ramis in the college nobody seemed to catch was a nice touch.

Movie had a ton of problems....like, a ton.
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>>72075145
answer this
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>>72074609
I guess you could say it was a real...wait for it...ghost town.

I'll find my way out.
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>>72075074
Go back to watching Jurrassic World, Mike
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>>72074609
>Not pictured: The ghost occupying the empty seats.
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What's Bill Murreys cameo like in it?
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>>72075513
He shows up to question the Ghostbusters on TV, then shows up at their base and ASKS to see the ghost. It knock it out the window and kills him.

He acts like a less-gay truman capote, complete with funny hat and cane.
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>>72075513
In regards to this, I gotta know: Did Murray come back for the ghost rampage scene?

If Murray had come back from the dead and was the one shot in the dick, that might have actually been funny.
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>>72075684
No.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCP937VRfI4

Irritable Jose's review and rant. I don't like this guy, but it's hilarious watching him rage stroke about this movie.
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>>72072535
Did your wife's son like it? Thinking about taking mine.
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>>72072535
did you fap during the movie?
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>>72075732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wv60_FIl8

That's fucking stupid! That has got to be the most obvious brick joke the movie could have had and they totally blew it! Hack writers!
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>>72074609
Because it opened on a Monday. Duh. Who opens movies on Mondays?
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>>72074628
>2/10 is way too high
I agree, 0/10 is a much more accurate score
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>>72074120
>Ghostbusters reView basically says Mike and Rich aren't excited for the new movie at all
>Implying it'll be good enough to make him do a mental 180
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>>72074609
>UK
Literally a nothing place for nothing people
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>>72075872
Everyone agreed that it didn't have enough adult humor in it. The "BOYS LOL" lines made everyone uncomfortable.

There are some good parts. I wish hollywood quit knock it off with this bullshit and keep movies in a vacuum.
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>>72072535
Why the fuck would you go and see it?
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>>72075975

what's the boys line?
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>>72075935
>implying they won't pull a "my expectations were so low I liked the movie" cop out
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>>72076014
It cuts to Paul Feig in his office in the middle of the 2nd act and he just says "Boys! mmmmmmmmmmmm" into the camera.

Its kind of jarring to be honest.
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>>72076014
Off the top of my head:
>Abby showing Rowan is a sad virgin.
>Patty's Race/Female Line.
>The scene at the very very end during credits where Holtzmann (who was actually likeable and "quirky" enough for a GB role) meets her mentor, who scolds her on not using safety measures. She responds by saying "those are for DUDES"
>Rowan self-depreciating himself while in Kevin's body about how he should have worked out more when he was alive.
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>>72076122

is that "mmmmmm" like Lex Luthor "mmmmm" or is Feig lusting after little boys in the movie?
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>>72076154

Don't know if intentional

>Abby's Wonton's an analogy for "equal pay"
>the Mayor secretly throwing them under the bus.
>in the big battle, they fought old quakers/pilgrims (males only besides for the first ghost to appear in the movie), and the Logo Rowan nutshot.
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>>72072535
What's with the giant Jew balloon? Offensive af.
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>>72076154
Why is Sigourney Weaver in the movie? Is it a reference to the old movies?
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>>72076390
She was a character in the first two movies, broski.
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>>72076160
What the difference?
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>>72072861
Its BvS all over again.

Kino...Kino...KINO...KINOKATS HO!
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>>72072535
Could you describe the cameos from the original Ghostbuster cast?
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>>72072535
>Just got back from the supporting Girlbusters. Now start giving me attention /tv/ , ask me anything

Oh look this thread again......

>>72072535
>>72070922
>>72068812
>>72006373
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>>72077427
That kind of looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
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>>72074609

>paying £12 to see crap

thats £24 if my gf wants to go, this is not including either a restaurant or snacks

A night out to see a shitty movie could cost you upto to £50-£60 and I am not wasting it on this filth
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>>72077786
that's fucked up man
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>>72072535
>Paying to see a movie you don't like
What
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did your wife's son enjoy it?
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Why do you hate Woman and blackness, OP?
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>>72072618
>No, but this movie made me both

nice
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I thought it was fine.
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is that one dance scene still in? how does it play out?
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>>72074609
Who gives a shit what brit shits think? They don't matter.
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>>72072535
does wiig still have it?
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>>72072535
Post your generalities so you can be sent to a re-education camp, you bigot.
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>>72079349
every time I watch this gif the girl on the right just gets sexier and sexier. whatever chad she's dating is the luckiest fucker on earth
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>>72079349
>dem bingo wings
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>>72072662
Just buy a ticket for a good movie then walk into the "wrong" theater.
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>>72079545
thanks bruh , appreciated
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>>72078691
she never had it
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>>72072861
Fuck off, it's a 4/10 or 5 at best. 75% of the jokes fell flat, all the leads were boring or way over the top and cringey, and the story and effects were just lame. If you think it's a 7/10 then pixels and dragon ball evolution are too.
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>>72079862
Also they wasted bill Murray in the movie. He comes in for no reason and is unfunny and just dies in an unfunny non-dramatic way for no reason.
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>>72075679
>He shows up to question the Ghostbusters on TV
Was it on World of the Psychic because it should have been.
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>>72074800
I agree, plus they literally would not let a joke rest. Like the big where Kevin scratches his eye and you realizes he has no lens? The girls should have just exchanged looks and it would have been funny. Instead, they comment on it and have Kevin respond to no lens and it kills the pantomime of it all.

Or there were CONSTANT jokes that was just mindless chatter:
>We want the cat to stay in the bag.
>Is that the staying? I thought the cat was suppose to be out of the bag.
>No, the cat is out of the bag if everyone knows, they want the cat in the bag.
>So we let the cat out of the bag? How do we get the cat in the bag?

It comes across as shitty improv with no actual punchline. When they actually shut the fuck up and let a one-liner hit rather than trying to make EVERYTHING banter, it was great.

>It's 2040, our president is a plant!
>He's gonna be like the third scariest thing on that train to Queens.
>I can think of seven things to do with a cadaver by tonight.
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How many LOL GIRL PROBLEMS AMIRITE? jokes were there?
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>>72072535
My questions.

What the fuck were you expecting?

Was there some reason you paid to see it or are you just gullible?
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>>72081902
Hollywood trailers are fucking trash, sometimes they're not good enough to go by. Look at how shit The Incredibles teaser was.
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>>72081873
Not that many, to be honest.
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>>72072861
Have to agree with this guy. It wasn't great, but if you're really gonna give it below a 5, I'll assume you either didn't watch it or just don't like the premise of an all-female cast. I enjoyed it a lot more than I did fucking BvS, which is saying something.

Melissa McCarthy can still go fuck herself, though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
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>>72076051
This really.
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>>72081998
>They catch one ghost, then fucking lose it.
>They added a literal Saturday Morning Cartoon villain to Ghostbusters to replace Zuul who may as well have been rubbing his hands together while saying, "Ghostbusters, I have been expecting you!"
>Gave one of the Ghostbusters a "tragic backstory" for why she hunts ghosts
>Also gave the villain a sad backstory to reflect our hero! Aw, they were both bullied! How sad!
>Aggressively sassy black character
>Big epic finale where they punch ghosts in slow motion
>That fucking shitty dive-into-the-portal-sacrifice scene

It was a modern-day reboot CG mess that took the charm of the original and made it a by-the-books screenplay that was basically Bridesmaids with Ghosts.
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>>72081998
>the shill posts have reached the "it's terrible but not 4/10 terrible. Fuck Melissa McCarthy!" Level.
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>>72079862
Is says a 3/10

The characters are awful, everyone's a cliche or not believable at all.
The jokes are mostly Terrible, not just bad but fucking awful (farts, slipping on goo, crotch shots... Who finds this shit funny?)
The CGI is really in your fact.
It completely falls to pieces in the last act.
It doesn't any make sense.
Too much hamfisted shit like reddit, taking a jab at the public who hated it, bill Murray being pointless, ozzy, Pringles... Fucks sake
The fact they wanted a big dance number, then awkwardly cut it out... But not really.
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>>72081837
Couldn't have said it any better. The queens joke and for some reason Chris Hemsworth "listening" to a sax was the only thing that got a real chuckle from me.

Apart from that it really was just a constant array of quips and bad jokes that didn't do anything other than make you wonder why they didn't just play it straight like the originals.
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>>72077786
>paying £10+ for your ticket
Pleb. Where I go, it's only about £3.50
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Why has no one commented how shitty the ghost designs were? They were literally Haunted House ghosts, just blue people walking around with spooky skeleton face. And the only non-human ghost they had was literally a flying cartoon demon with wings and horns. They were so boring it made Slimer look like he was from a different movie entirely.
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>>72072535
Does this seem like an accurate assessment to you?
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I ask this on every thread.

How did your audience respond to the queef joke?
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>>72082398
You know what the ghost remind me of.

Batman and Robin, where everything was brightly lit with puke green and eye-soaring neon.
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>>72082398
People keep comparing them to the Scooby Doo movies and Haunted Mansion, from all the shit Ive seen talking about it
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>>72072562
It's makes central intelligence look like a masterpiece
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>>72082470
Kevin Hart shouldve been Slimer
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>>72074120
Are you high, jay never caves.

It's a running gag that they are over zealous with their initial statement. It's not like this is 2deep4u humour, it's an obvious joke they do from time to time.
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>>72082510

More like Crimer
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>>72075227
Holtzmann was fucking awful.

The most cringe part of the film was her weird dancing-flirting shit with all the equipment.
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>>72075419
reddit
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>>72082300
I think the photos of Chris with the sax is what made that joke work so well, because in both photos he's staring into the abyss and topless. It was so absurd you couldn't help but laugh.
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>>72082402
No, because Rowan constantly meant ions how he should have worked out. It would be feig admitted it would be better if he had embraced masculinity earlier, which doesn't fit feig at all.
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itt spookino achieved
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>>72074257

YES, GENOCIDE ALL WOMEN WHEN

BUT TO BE HONEST JUST THE SJWS, SO ONLY MOST WOMEN
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>>72082564
>ghost buster tier joke
You really captured their style. How do ya do it?
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>>72082707
Kinda like just a moment later he makes the same joke about mixing his eyes and ears up. Twice. I don't see how it could make strides in the right direction with a couple decent jokes (sax pics, submarine for fish, phone being in the fish tank) and completely throw it away by making Kevin act beyond functionally retarded.
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>>72082580
This. I see people calling her the female Jim carrey and its fucking retarded. Just because you make funny faces every second you're on camera, move around like you're mimicking someone with cerebral palsy, and read all of your dialogue in an obnoxious"quirky" way doesn't mean you're
A) a good actress
B) even slightly funny
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>>72075227
>>72075334
>owned
>owns

What the fuck?
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>>72082848

I think of a man...then I remove reason and accountability.
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>>72083131
She's the new Cheri Oteri.
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>>72083131

>I see people calling her the female Jim carrey and its fucking retarded.

You can check the archives but any time I called her the female Jim Carrey I specifically added WITH NONE OF THE TALENT.
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>>72083341
No, I'm talking about reviews praising her comedic skill. Saying she channels Ace Ventura
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>>72072535
Was Patton's wife in it?
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>>72083361

Which Ace Ventura, with his son?
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>>72083177
BASED SEVENS
BASED JACK
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>>72082825
I love how even b+w and the cinegrid can't save this mess.

The Pest looks more artistic.
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>>72082825
>look!
>THE EYES!!!!
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>Gf's sister is some sort of hipster tumblr type
>Went to see GB
>Was being all defensive about it
>Her totally cool (but numale) bf quietly says to me that it was basically them, another couple and some old man by himself there

LITERAL KEKS.

I mean not that Australia is a huge/important market or anything but that's pretty funny.
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They do a movie survey afther ghostbusters.
Sad thing is
>important to you in deciding to see ghostbusters
No Leslie Jones as choice.
Hope this isnt directly from Sony
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>>72083840
And a second survey.
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>>72083840
>he does it for free
lol
what's it like knowing you're literally being used
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>>72075145
>i gave a lady in front of me a crown. She has no idea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOM'S GONNA FREAK
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>>72083822
Was wondering how it was doing here.

About as well as I expected
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Will you retards stop buying tickets to this? For fuck's sake.
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>>72083840
>>72083863
Was Bridget Jones' Diary the one where the actress got all thick? How does she look in the new one?
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>>72083945
This.

For fucks sake people. Sargon, Sh0e and Harmful all went to see it just so they could say to their audience "it's meh".

Congrats you fucking idiots.

At least TL;DR had the conviction to refuse to see it till it was free. Then Sh0e comes into the comments like an idiot trying to tell him it's not THAT bad.
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>>72083945
This. It completely blows my mind that there are people still dumb enough to shell out money for this garbage despite all the warnings.
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>>72083879
yep, the reason i dont make surveys neither.
The collect infos on how they can milk you.

>>72083956
yes this one. And i think she is not so thick than in the 2 films before.
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What kind of of ghosts are there? Are they [spoiler[spoopy[/spoiler]
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>>72072535

As a girl I'm probably biased but I'd give it 7.5 maybe 8/10. A lot of laugh out loud jokes that guys likely won't find funny. Chris Hemsworth was the stand out performer for me and the role reversal with the hunk playing the secretary was very clever and I'm still smiling about it now. Ending was no quite perfect but that's only a small part of it. Going to see it again with my mum tonight so will see if a second viewing changes my opinion.
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>>72084278
>Going to see it again with my mum tonight so will see if a second viewing changes my opinion.

Are you by any chance going to a cinema in
L O N D O N
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How is this movie doing at the moment? Please tell me the sales numbers still bad.
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>>72084393
Pretty fucking bad when Friday's actual numbers is about 13mil and some change with the previews not tacked on.

That's a low turnout and with bad word of mouth and interest could dwindle worse than that for Sat's actual numbers. Maybe close to single digits
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>>72084797
>>72084393
shouldnt someone like mojo give out the +saturday numbers in the next hour?
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>>72074609
what an absolute shit deisgn this kinoma room is
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>>72084958
Yeah. Wth is up with those single chair in the corners? I would understand if this was some sorta Pokemon-world theater and the empty space was for a Snorlax or something...
other than that, it doesn't make that much sense.

Just makes me appreciate the theaters in my country a whole lot more. At least there's some standards here.
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>>72072535
How empty was the theater?
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>>72085076
Its there to make sure that someone who comes late or goes while the movie playing interupt other viewers

i bet it has something to do with safety procedure, like the entance is the fire exit or such cheaper thing.
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>>72076051
They did that shit with TFA
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>>72072535
I just got back and OP is a misogynest.
Offical ghostbusters film remake wankings: 10/2
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>>72085076
>Yeah. Wth is up with those single chair in the corners?

That's where your tard wrangler sits after they wheel you into the theater, moron.
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>>72075145

Holy shit did it actually happen?

Did "just don't go" actually defeat "I wanna see why everyone hates it" for once?
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>>72076154
>She responds by saying "those are for DUDES"
why is female humor the equivalent of a 10 year old boys? Why does society act like this is comedy when it comes out of a womans mouth, but if a man said it he would be tested for aspergers?
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>>72085501
geez anon calm down with the wisecracks there
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>>72083131
she has no talent, shes just obnoxious and mugs for the camera like a child while being attractive. its terrible to watch.
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If You Care About Hollywood Sexism, Go See Ghostbusters on Opening Weekend
“Since Paul Feig’s all-female reboot of the 1984 classic was announced, a small yet vocal group of angry misogynists have derailed the film’s rollout, spamming social media and launching a coordinated effort to make its trailer the most disliked in YouTube history. These crackpots are not representative of the larger viewing public, but they do represent a more extreme version of the ingrained sexism in Hollywood. As we know from experience, if Ghostbusters flops, one narrative will engulf all others, like a tidal wave of ectoplasmic slime smothering all rational voices: Women movies bad! Women no funny! Women box-office kryptonite! Ain’t no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts!
Ghostbusters faces an uphill battle to be considered a success. The film cost $144 million, pricey for a comedy, so the studio will be hoping for a $50 million opening weekend (with low-end predictions around $39 million to $41 million). Opening weekend shapes the story about a film’s fate, which can be a self-fulfilling prophecy when it comes to drawing more viewers in down the road. While some films gain “legs” over time, usually by favorable word of mouth, Ghostbusters will be expected to start strong, given the fact that it’s part of a much-hyped franchise with major brand recognition. If the numbers are middling come Monday, it may be too late.
This wouldn’t matter much if the only thing at stake was Ghostbusterssequels. But female-led blockbusters in Hollywood are still such a rarity, and the view that audiences won’t watch movies helmed by women so pervasive, that every female-led film is seen as a litmus test for every future one. (Particularly a major action-comedy tentpole like this one.) IfGhostbusters flops, nobody will point to the weak script or an excessive budget. They’ll look to the one factor that deviates from the Hollywood norm: the gender of the stars fronting it.”
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>>72075145
I'm getting conflicting reports here, captain.
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>>72085800
jesus christ is this really ghostbusters audience? A bunch of fucking blue hairs?
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>>72085800
>Sea World

Why are the manatees on the chairs instead of on the pool?
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>>72075419
Lol!!! You definitely got my upvote friend xD have a funny picture of le big guy as well!
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Has it been confirmed that This Is The End was supposed to be the real Ghostbusters we wanted
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>>72085800

What movie was this?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>72085800
nah, you just have the wrong theater.
That are most theater as far as pics get posted.
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>>72082278
>crotch shots
The japs
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>>72085956
I feel sorry for this generations little girls that these are the on screen role models they get
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>>72085923

the only busting in that was Jonah Hill's ass.
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>>72085793
This is kinda crazy
And reads like a self fullfilling prophecy for making cash.
>go into theater not because of the film but the agenda and throw money in sonys mouth

Thats just like the dumb buzzfed pages where they list how to support this film
>buy all merchandise of the film
What? wouldnt it be better i invest that money into feminism directly, like a fond for woman stipenciese or single-child mothers?
Crazy these people.
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>>72086035
I dont know, its sad, but i remember we had some equal films in our youth too.
The difference nobody said the poor films should be our rolemodel.
But i guess since the film feels like a nickelodeon snl sketch it caters to kids.
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>>72072861
Senpai I liked it but you have to stretch to call it a 7/10
>Plot structure sort of just breaks down about 2/3 of the way through the film
>Lots of comedy bits that go on too long and aren't actually that funny
In my heart it was like a 6/10 because I enjoyed it, but my brain tells me it was like 5/10
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>>72086094
They're the kind of people who shit on irl feminist/lgbt activists and think these irl activists don't do enough because they actually help real people instead of defending an Idea by using the internet.
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>>72083863
lol, they didn't even include the black character as a reason people may have seen the film
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>>72085956
#ANSWERTHECALL

RING RING

RING RING

HERROW?
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>>72085800
Free screening. Nice try tho
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>>72085800
IS THERE A SINGLE PERSON UNDER 75 IN THERE?
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>>72085955
>being gay automatically makes your character better

godammit Dobson, nothing I can say will perfectly describe how fucking garbage you are
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>>72075679
How were the fembusters not charged with negligent homicide fro killing Bill?
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>>72085955
>"Please notice me, nobody even makes fun of me much anymore since Shittywebcomics blog got shut down."
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>>72086603

Homicide is a crime that only cis white males can commit, as it requires both privilege and power.
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>>72082515
>Are you high, jay never caves.

Bullshit, if you don't like the same movies you're supposed to never speak to eachother again.
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>>72086577
Free screening for senior citizens.
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>>72074609

>europeans get assigned seats so they aren't allowed to sit where they want even if the theater is empty
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>>72082015
Oh, look, he posted it again!

Hi, anon! Oh, you're so talented!
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>>72085923
> Seth Rogen ruining GB with dudeweed jokes
No.
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>>72086944
I wanna fug Pearl
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>>72085956
those empty seats tho
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>Trailer is nothing but shouting every 2 seconds
>Wonder why the movie is crap
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>>72084261
You know it.
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>>72072535
Was it a race thing or a lady thing?
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>>72074892
>Honestly the effects alone put it above the original Ghostbusters, which is boring as fuck and not worth watching in 2016.

Are you fucking serious? The original is still an amazing movie. Do you have ADD, or do you just not understand dry humor?
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>>72087545

IT WAS A LADY THANG

NOTE TO STUDIOS: DON'T TRY TO REPLACE MEN IN ESTABLISHED MALE ROLES WITH INDIGNANT GURRRRLPOWER WOMYN
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>>72088208
He's baiting you.
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>>72074770
>>GB defeats badguy by shooting him in the balls
MY PROGRESSIVE MOVIE! That is, progressive for the 80's!
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>>72074609
Ghrexit
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>>72085955
>>72085955
I'm not interested in the movie, but Holtzman looked like a pretty interesting character. I bet I could take the character and settings and could write a fanfiction which is way better than the movie.

Heck, just give the movie plot to the people who made The Real Ghostbusters and make a new animated series from it.
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>>72088239
>NOTE TO STUDIOS: DON'T TRY TO REPLACE MEN IN ESTABLISHED MALE ROLES WITH INDIGNANT GURRRRLPOWER WOMYN

This. It would have been fine if it was just women, and they didn't try to hard to shill the "gurl power" angle. "girl power" is literally a 90's phrase.

Girls today should learn that they're equal to men.

Instead they learned: "Go out there and impress the men by showing them you're as good as them"

Progressive this ain't.
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>>72088277
actual progressiveness at this point would be moving past identity politics in general and recognizing differences mean exactly nothing and the only reason people are trying to make such a huge deal about them is to feel they have some sort of identity in the current socioeconomic climate of capitalist nihilism.

But hey, that doesn't feel good.
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>>72072535
any working torrents of it yet
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>>72074609
Where's the pool? Where's the rookery? Where's the crab stand? Do Euros really watch movies like this?
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>Person is killed outside their building, pretty much implied that he was thrown by something/someone from their apartment window

>It is never adressed again

Couldn't Kristen Wiig's character feel at least a little bit remourseful? "Whoa, I guess it was irresponsible of me to let a dangerous creature loose just to satisfy my ego."
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>>72088686
he was a misogynist who refused to go see Indiana Jane so it's cool
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>>72088686
>>72088686
>Couldn't Kristen Wiig's character feel at least a little bit remourseful? "Whoa, I guess it was irresponsible of me to let a dangerous creature loose just to satisfy my ego."

How would she able to do that with a mouth full of sandwich?
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>>72083365
Yeah she played Slimer.
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>>72088686
It's a comedy you dipshit
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Is it true there's a part where they get naked to become de-contaminated?
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>>72072535
>butthurt neckbeard on 4chan gives positive movie for women low grade
Shocking. Surprising. Unexpected.
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>>72089119
You need reasons to root for characters, and either the characters are so sociopathic that it crosses the line twice, or they have plenty of redeeming qualities. Neither was the case here.

Leaving out the whole, you know, "Ghostbusters should protect people from ghosts" thing
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>>72089323
Nice try, even women hate it.

Also:
>Implying OP isn't a woman.
Hurts when your own ideals are turned against you, doesn't it, misogynist?
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>>72072535
This movie was a modern MASTERPIECE. Ask anybody on reddit.
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>>72089477
Proof?
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>>72083840
>>72083863
>half the survey is dedicated to another movie
kek
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>>72085800

PIC RELATED WAS A FREE SCREENING. DO NOT BELIEVE SHILL LIES.
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>>72085923
that was no better than GB. Almost all of them are unfunny typecasts that can only play one type of character and have no acting range.
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>>72090241
But at last it wasn't deliberately laden with hate by its creators in order to drive ticket sales.
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>>72079545
>.gif
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>>72072535
Where's the cam rip?
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>>72091160
sadly, nobody went to cinema to record it
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>>72091160
Even pirates have standards.
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>>72091160
Chinese bootleggers know nobody would want to buy this shit
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>>72091160
I've been trying to find a torrent and the only things I've found are Ghostbusters 2 and the Brazzers parody.
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>>72091420
they may have some other reason though
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>>72086507
>free
ok now the demographic portrayed in that picture makes sense
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>>72085800
The cucks who go watch that movie deserve to be executed
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>>72091609
>he says as he watches the latest nolan and capesht flick
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>>72083840

Should have said you were a 26 year old overweight African-American woman.
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>>72090072
Its more like to know if the target group of ghostbusters is like bridget jones 3
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new thread

new thread

>>>>72091674
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>>72091887
lol
better a senior

>we need to appeal to the african-american senior, quick give her a black grandpa
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>>72091952
what happened to the one thread with the budget numbers?
some sony shill reported it? kek
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Hey guys, let's be real for a moment. Critics always say it has nothing to do with the all female cast. I think they're right; there are many valid criticism for this piece of shit. I also don't think that if they did have a problem with the female cast, that would automatically make them sexist, or invalidate all of their legitimate other complaints. So I have no problem admitting what I never see other people saying -- that yes, indeed the fact feminists have forced their political agenda into this fucking movie in such a huge way IS a problem, and just one more of the many reasons why this movie is fucking garbage. I wish more people would stop acting like this aspect doesn't matter, when it's actually rather important, arguably the most important thing. Afterall, if nothing else the public can be expected to come away with this movie with one thing in mind: that all female casts (feminist takeovers / appropriation of white/male/nerd culture) are, in general, absolutely fine no matter what. That's wrong.
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>>72072861
It literally has queef jokes. It's a 5/10 AT MOST.
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