About to watch Ghostbusters, ask me anything.
Do you have your crab legs?
>>72068832
Nah, I got some chicken nuggets though.
>>72068812
Update as you go mate. Take pics.
Monitoring thread.
Are you in the front row? Can you get any closer please?
Are you taking your wife and her son?
>>72069993
This is the least entertaining movie I have seen, holy shit.
>>72070023
I am in the front row.
>>72071877
How packed is theater that you choose the front row?
>>72068812
Is that theatre empty as well? If so, masturbate. Nobody will catch you.
>>72071924
>>72071973
I chose the front row because I snuck in. My theater has reserved seating when you buy a ticket, so I picked the front row to avoid taking someone's reserved spot and avoiding detection. Having said that, I think there's 20 or 30 people in here? I don't want to look, might blow my cover.
>>72072006
>I snuck in
Well it's nice to know you didn't pay to see that shit.
>>72072006
good
don't give Sony a dime
>>72072054
Yeah, that was the plan from the beginning. To see the movie so I could actually criticize it while not paying Sony a dime.
What was the most cringe inducing part?
What was the scene that got the most laughs (or response in general) from the audience or yourself?
>>72072225
>>72071877
Don't worry anon, the final 25mins are pretty good. I was forced to sit through it myself today
>>72072399
The whole movie is pretty cringe. I really don't like how they have Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd playing cameo roles. Completely shits on the source material that Sony is so unashamedly raping.
The only joke that I've laughed at was a Patrick Swayze reference in which they mention the movie "Ghost," which Swayze starred in. I laughed out of obligation since I used to make a similar joke about that movie back in high school.
I think the "joke" that got the most laughs out of the audience was when Patty, the black woman, slaps Melissa McCarthy as a sort of exorcism while screaming, "the power of Patty compels you," at the top of her lungs. There might have been another joke that was more funny for the audience but I can't remember anything off the top of my head.
>>72068812
>ask me anything.
why?
>>72072445
I dunno man. The special effects are awful and they're blasting ghosts apart with proton beams even though they established that proton beams only trap ghosts earlier in the movie. I also don't really care what's going to happen to these characters. I don't like a single one of them. They're not funny, they steal, their direct actions caused the death of an old man and they just walk it off... This movie is very poorly thought out.
>>72072542
Did they end up cutting the dance sequence?
>>72072648
No reason. Because this movie is fucking boring, I guess.
Is the theater empty? Why are you way upfront?
>>72072710
Yeah, why are you upfront OP?
It's pretty easy to get caught taking pictures like that.
>>72072678
No, there was definitely a very unfunny dance sequence. On that point, I don't know what Kristen Wiig's character sees in Chris Hemsworth's character at all. This movie doesn't make a lick of sense.
>>72072710
>>72072732
>Didn't read the earlier posts
>>72072445
Why are you lying to that poor anon? Even the reviews that defend this piece of shit say that the last act is pretty weak.
>>72072710
>>72072732
Jesus Christ you people are so fucking retarded it must mean you are fucking leafs.
>>72072754
Was that the bit with the army and Bee Gees music?
>>72072710
>>72072732
I answered that question earlier.
>>72072776
I'm fine with people insulting me, but what the fuck did you even just say?
>>72072783
I'm referring to the scene where the girls all dance with Chris Hemsworth in their Chinese restaurant headquarters. Don't know about an army dance scene, might have missed it while replying to this thread.
periscope it to us
>>72072784
use a fucking namefag next time. I'm not reading every fucking post
>>72072853
lol maybe for the next movie.
>>72072863
I'll keep that in mind. Should have thought of that, my bad.
>>72072838
It was supposed to be the army being possessed and dancing during the Times Square scene? I'm basing this off spoilers which leaked months ago, supposedly it got cut but I obviously haven't seen it so I'm curious.
>>72072914
Its a during credits scene
>>72072914
Damn, should have been paying attention. So many replies in this thread! I did see all the soldiers saluting in the same pose while destruction was happening around them as if they were possessed... That might have been right after the dance but I can't confirm.
>>72072964
Okay, dancing credits scene confirmed.
>>72073151
How is the theater reacting? Is anyone laughing?
>>72072006
Literal faggot.
>>72073363
No laughing. An after credits scene mentioned Zuul and a girl behind me said, "whaaat?" Her friend pointed out that she hasn't seen the original movie.
>>72073388
Thanks.
>>72073423
kek
>>72073423
Did you enjoy the ending at all? I liked when the ghost was stomping around the city to the big orchestral score.
Literally the only good minute of that 2hr movie
>>72073423
Give us a rundown on how things went. Did you ever laugh during the movie? How did the theater react to certain scenes? Did you hear anyone praise it or pan it as they walked out of the theater?
>>72072225
>WhyYouShouldNeverSitInTheFrontRow.jpg
>>72073536
That part was kinda cool, but I quickly realized that the idea of having the logo of the series be the final villain was an idea only a Sony executive could have thought up. Also it's just doing the Stay Puft scene from the first movie but bigger so I can't exactly praise it for originality.
>>72073572
I laughed once for a "Ghost" reference, a movie from the 80s(?) starring Patrick Swayze. I laughed out of obligation because I used to joke about that movie when I was in high school. I thought the rest of the movie's jokes and overall behavior was very stupid and childish.
The audience generally ate it up. I should point out that they laughed at about half of the jokes, more or less. Some jokes hit and others missed, I guess.
I heard one woman clap a few times at the end of the credits but that was it. No applause, but no real booing either. There weren't really enough people in the theatre to warrant a big response out of anybody.
When the people behind me noted that their friend who was with them hadn't seen the original movie, I got up out of my seat and just audibly said to myself, "Jesus," and left. I wasn't angry at the girl, I mean, I cant condone someone for not seeing a specific movie, but it was just the cherry on top of this sundae of shit movie.
>>72073924
>I cant condone someone for not seeing a specific movie
anon, try learning words before you say them, it'll take much longer for strangers to realize how retarded you are
>>72073924
Rate the movie. 1-10 scale.
>>72073924
Were you the only male in the theater?
