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Azor Bryant Gumble
first for the high sparrow
Azor Wu Tang
Emilia Clarke
why didnt they put stoneheart in the show
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this threadeven though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
>>71950519
Cause she doesn't matter
>>71950534
Why do you like her
>>71950474
>>71950488
>>71950512
>>71950514
PLEASHHE SHTOP YOURSH SHITSHPOSHTING ANONSH
>>71950565
she is pure of heart and her love is unconditional like of a mother
Sry I was gone for a season, I heard /got/ almost got killed. Not shown on screen, still yet to be seen.
>>71950451
thank you uncle benjen
What is the worst great house after Tully, and why is it Targaryen?
>>71950618
I WANT BRAN AND MEERA TO MEET UNCLE REED ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71950601
dirty pool, old bean
>>71950647
It is the tyrells, because they are not a great house, just like Tullys.
>>71950647
>worst great house
>Targaryen
Baratheon and Bolton are the worst houses. Stark is also up there, but not the entire house or it's history really, just individuals within it.
>>71950647
Historically Tullys are pretty good. Badass Sesame Street characters during the Dance of the Dragons. Ironborn are always pure shit, as are the Tyrells.
During the books, yes Tullys are worst house, but I'd the Ironborn, Tyrells, and Arryns are all shit as well.
Give it a rest guys
We don't need a general until the new season airs
>>71950678
i need greywater watch NOW
>>71950678
>Bran meets himself and then fucks his daughter
>>71950606
is that in the books or something? all i saw her do in the show is torture cersei
>>71950601
Baka
>>71950451
Thank you, Uncle Benjen.
>>71950601
>Playing pokeman
>>71950534
Look for all we know she might enjoy the Mountain's cock but it's rape to wymyn however...
>>71950601
i dont play that shit game
>>71950689
>>71950786
>>71950813
>>71950828
>being this new
>>71950781
>all i saw her do in the show is torture cersei
a mother's love sometimes manifests itself in punishing her child in the hope that the child will ultimately learn their mistake
>Val Wildling
>Van Wilder
What did the Germ mean by this?
>>71950872
There is a difference in light punishment and actual words of wisdom and blatant torture/violence and not a single lesson in sight beyond that of a malevolent and likely imaginary entity.
>Once after learning a kitchen cat was pregnant, Joffrey killed the animal and cut open its belly to see the kittens inside. He showed one of the unborn kittens to his father. Robert was so shocked and angry he hit the boy so hard it knocked out two of his baby teeth
Robert apologists, everybody.
>>71950928
Hemeant eat my benis, old King Aenys
What's his endgame?
>>71950978
either killed by cia or the other way around
>>71950978
Marry Tyrion, save the realm.
>>71950978Cut off Euron's cock and have Qyburn surgically attach it to himYou think I'm joking
>>71951018
The latest episode was so fulfilling
>>71950565
I don't know, anon, it was like a love from the first sight, lol (after 3 season I started from s06e07). I guess I have a thing for big tough-looking ladies. Nutella and Lady Knight are my most favorite women of got.Last week at work I opend biggest picture of Unella I have on my phone and just starred at her for about an hour, and I felt both so happy and sad at the same time, that's how imbecile I am.
>>71949186
>Guys, I heard your fantasies about my sweet Nutella like million times and I think I'm finally immune to them.
>Nope, I live in my autistic world and in this world she is going to be fine and safe.
That's quite funny considering that's probably how she cope with the situation too, trying to hide in her own world and not think about the rotten cock tainting her inside.
>>71951010
You think he'll meet CIA on the battlefield?
>>71951028
Did Euron steal Theon's canonically gigantic dong from Balon for himself? Is that the secret of his big cock?
>>71951086
Shame Brienne's initial backstory is so borked. Why she would serve Renly who is literally a pretender in every sense, I'll never know.
>>71950565
>>71950781
it's just a standard case of "muh minorfu".
he'll get bored of it soon enough and probably post about mya stone or alys karstark.
>>71951102
>varys or cia
>ever going on the battlefield
>people can only be killed on the battlefield
xd
>>71950601
: (((((((((((((
>>71950818
Even if you might enjoy Mountain's cock in that situation, doesn't mean everyone would. Rape is rape, it's hurtful and humiliating.
>>71950978
FAegon
>>71951160
>Why she would serve Renly who is literally a pretender in every sense, I'll never know
Renly was based. Regardless, Jaime figures it out in S3. She wanted to pork him, but knew she couldn't, so she at the very least wanted to protect him.
Jorah Rule 63.
Azor Duke Lacrosse Scandal
>>71951204
well, zombie gregor probably doesn't enjoy it either. he's forced into it by necromancy and shit.
Gregor is the real victim here.
Unella is accessory to poor gregor's rape.
>>71951220
>Renly was based.
Spotted the idiotic homosexual
>>71951018
how the fuck does his feet remain planted during the blast? the blast should've knocked him off his feet at least if not blasting him into the streets of westeros
>>71950978
Place a good leader on the Iron Throne.
He'll soon learn Dany's not right and that Jon's perfect for the job and kill Dany
>>71951220
>Renly was based.
Undoubtedly, but he was still trying to steal the crown out from under his brother, who was the rightful heir to Robert, and he knew that.
>>71951113he has two
Azor Milli Vanilli
>>71951160
>Why she would serve Renly who is literally a pretender in every sense, I'll never know.
1) She's stupid
2) She's a woman
3) She had a crush on him
That's literally enough for her to say HEY FUCK SUCCESSION LAWS, and prop up a faggot degenerate would-be usurper as 'rightful.'
>>71951296
His body disintegrates so quickly that the force from the blast never has time to actually affect his position.
>>71951305
Stannis has the only rightful claim to the iron throne
>>71951018
Cersei is probably my least favorite character, but man was it satisfying to see that smug fanatic cunt finally bite the dust.
>>71950971
bro, this isn't your legbeard, tumblr century these events happened at least 400 years before our present time
>>71951342
But he's not a the right kind of leader and he's dead now
Azor Violet Beauregard
>>71951341
wew
>>71951161
>'ll get bored of it soon enough
I hope so because tha whole situation gives me too many feels
>>71951368
>he's dead now
>he fell for that meme.
I SAY AZOR
YOU SAY???
>>71951289
If a Baratheon has to sit on the throne, I'd rather it be Renly than the potential canidates.
That being said, House Baratheon deserves nothing and I hope Gendry never revives it. Can't wait for Stannis to die like a bitch in the books.
What was his endgame?
>>71951269
(You)
>>71951428
Butthole
Azor Children of Thalidomide
>>71951269
Cersei is the real rapist.
>>71950451
ANYONE ELSE RE-READING THE FUCKING BOOKS FROM THE START FOR THE Xth TIME?
>>71951447
Check out this buttblasted Targfag
>>71950451
Thank you, Uncle Benjen.
>>71951342
fuck off ned
Azor Henry Kissenger
>>71950601
Not my mama!
>>71951519
No because the books fucking suck.
I do however rewatch the series, and realize it sucked all along.
>>71951220
>>71951306
>The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I'm a king," Cressen thought sadly. Oh, Renly, Renly, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing? And would you care if you did? is there anyone who cares for him but me?
The Maester who raised Renly reflecting on the fact that Renly is an attention-whoring faggot.
>Robert was the true steel. Stannis is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He'll break before he bends. And Renly, that one, he's copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day.
Donal Noye, the Baratheon Blacksmith who knew Renly as a child commenting on how worthless Renly is
>He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king.
Olenna Tyrell, master of court intrigue, who's stupid oaf of a son supported Renly
Ned Stark, Jaime Lannister, and basically anyone who knew Renly thought he was utterly worthless. The only positive quotes about Renly are from 1) Loras Tyrell (his gay lover), and 2) Brienne (stupid girl with a stupid crush on Renly).
>>71951447
yeah Renly on the throne would be great, once the white walkers invade Renly would bend over and offer his ass to them and let every living thing on the continent be destroyed.
Reminder that Jon is the Renly to Sansa's Stannis.
A usurper who the people sided with cause they don't like the rightful guy.
Littlefinger will be Sansa's Melisandre, and she will fuck him to get him to kingslay
Azor Japanese people say 'Moshi Moshi' when answering the phone to prove they are not a ghost.
does anyone here have the showsauce where seximeli utters the wordAzor Wahey
>>71951522
>Hates X
>Must love Y
Azor Needles found in McDonalds ball pit.
>>71951564
>War of the 5 Kings breaks out
>Stannis has around 3,000 troops
>Renly has over 100,000
And yet Tywin still says "I have felt from the beginning that Stannis was a greater danger than all the others combined."
So basically Renly was a worthless bitch and only tumblr LGBT losers think he was worth a damn
>>71951558
>the books fucking suck
you havent even read them m8.
>>71951629
>>71951574
>Renly decides to take the Iron Throne because he wants the attention
>Believes he's going to kill Robert's trueborn children and his brother Stannis to do so
>Jon
>Takes Winterfell at Sansa's insistence
>Is raised up as King by his vassals, not by his own choice
yup its the same thing, cool story bro
>>71951607
>hover over spoiler
>it's a (You)
Azor one time in college I got hit by a car in the school parking lot on my way to band practice and I didn't tell anybody because I was strangely embarrassed even though it was a pretty cool story.
>>71951447
>Can't wait for Stannis to die like a bitch in the books.
Yeah he totally doesn't have a trap waiting for the Boltons and Freys nears crofter's village. And the Manderly's DEFINITELY aren't going to turn on the Freys. You're so right.
>>71951629
>>71951650
It's like poetry, sort of. They rhyme. Again, it's like poetry, so that they rhyme. Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one.
>>71951626
>if you don't like a book you haven't read it
This is how fucking dumb you sound.
>>71950451
Is Benjen going to come back again or did they literally just bring him back after 6 seasons for 1 episode?
>>71951672
enjoy it la, you deserve it
>>71951712
He's gonna give the Night's King a ride to King's Landing, but drop him at the Trident.
>>71951564
>The Maester who raised Renly reflecting on the fact that Renly is an attention-whoring faggot.
What else is a King? It's no different than our presidents and prime ministers. It's an icon with the illusion of power. Renly would've been an icon for the Seven Kingdoms, and he would've had the sense AND the allies to build a council around him to run Westeros.
Charisma is a double edged sword, and out of all of the kings in recent history Renly was the only one with it. What he would've done once he was on the throne will never be known, but he had the most potential.
>>71950601
oy vey
>>71951712
He'll be back next season.
The Walkers will have captured him, they'll use him to show the audience right where the magic barrier that keeps Wights out begins, right before they break the magic on the Wall and walk right past that border.
>>71951699
Stanza?
>>71951626
the books are trash, get over yourself you stupid cunt
Azor I met Isaac Hempstead Wright on two separate occasions and both times he smelled like scented candles and hand sanitizer.
>>71951086Damn, I read it again. What a fucking loser I am.
>>71951789
>right where the magic barrier that keeps Wights out begins
Little did they know, it's actually a mile away from where he stops.
>>71951699
>Shireen tells Davos about the Dance of the Dragons
>a Targaryen and her half-brother started a major civil war in the history of the Seven Kingdoms>tfw it will happen again
>>71951799
.Every stanza kind of rhymes
>Estanza drhymes
>Stanza dymes
>Sansa dies
You heard it here first
>>71951848
I can see that being true.
>>71951816
>showpleb
>tripfaggot
kill yourself
>>71951816
that's not even close to being the worst quote though
>season ended almost a month ago
>/got/ still up
not complaining but shit
>>71951909
i was saving that image for the next reply :^(
>>71951884
>fantasy-reading manchild
>calling anyone else a pleb
LEL
the show > the shitty books, D&D are doing everyone a favor
>>71951774
A king is a king you revisionist hack, they are the authority of man and god on earth, in no way comparable to a president.
A weak king means a weak realm, Westeros is in he state it's in right now because of a succession of poor monarchs.
Do you even watch this show?
>>71951909
DAYNE?
HOL UP
when Meli was burning the gods and proclaiming Stannus as the rightful king and Azor Ahai, there is a shooting star whizzing by in the sky. I remember it being shown in another place as well? do you faggots remember this scene?
>>71951965
>he settles for the Cliffs Notes version of the show
lel showplebs
>>71951789
>they
You mean Dany? She's going to melt that oppressive wall with her dragons.
>>71951978
The red comet was visible in most of the major scenes of S2E1
>Describe what would happen if you happened to run into your favorite cast member at Starbucks wearing exactly what you have on right now
>honest answers only, pl0x
what is his endgame?
>>71951997
i'm not "settling" for anything, i've read the books. they're trash.
>>71950601
fuck
>>71951816
projecting this hard and you cant even shoop
ayyy lamo
>>71951932
>brb going to Riverrun
>oh I'm here already
>lol character development?
>I wish i was at king's landing fucking cersei
>oh the siege is done? Sweet
>*teleports back to kings landing*
>fug
>arrive conveniently for coronation
>queue intense staring scene to close out the season
Worst season for Jaime yet.
>>71951972
>they are the authority of man and god on earth, in no way comparable to a president.
>neckbearded nerds actually believe this
>>71952022
The books are great you showpleb. they are the biases for the entire show. What a fucking pleb.
>>71952009
ah good, any with Jon in them?
>>71952031
you don't know what projecting means
>>71951940
8 is one of my fave quotes and i plan on saying it to my future husband once i grow to hate and resent him.
>>71951978
the red comet meant different things to different people in the show, like when dany followed it
>>71952022
>implying you can read
>>71952045
The smallfolk and lords of the series seem to believe it considering Kings are crowned in the light of the Seven and blessed by the High Septon.
>>71952046
>The books are great you fucking showpleb
>biases
>>71950601
Fuck (you)
>>71952061
ayyy lmao
>>71952088
Books > show
the fact you are a tripfaggot confirms
>>71952012
the iron throne
>>71952046
just ignore brad, he just pretends to hate the books and pushes his high school english required reading tier literature bc he knows how much it pisses you guys off and he enjoys it. don't feed the tripfag.
>>71952066
>cersei quote
>my future husband
g-grill?
>>71952055
Jon's beyond the wall in the ranging, right? They might see it in one of his scenes, not sure.
>>71951620
Stannis was a tested and proven commander, who was known to be bitter towards almost everyone. Held his lands at a desolate island and gtfo'd when Bobby B got into shit.
Renly was "shiny copper" even in Donal Noye's words and Noye served the Baratheons. Renly was well liked and was backed by the Tyrells but knew jack shit about war or commanding. Only popped up in the game because of the Tyrell and (flimsy) Stormlander support. Stannis would've taken King's Landing with 100% Stormland support and no kinslaying.
Fuckin Renly, man.
Reminder that the Baelor is love.
Butthole is life.
>>71952045
>meme response
lmao at this anally evacuated renlyfag, back to grindr with you
>Characters who are literally you
>>71952083
>>71952022
>>71952116
>Why yes, I would consider myself superior to those filthy showplebs.
>>71952159
me on the left
>>71952159
But that's me though.
>Witty, Nihilistic, wicked sense of humor.
>>71952012
Obviously trying to restore the ancient House Butthole, which his mother is secretly descended from, into power, by pretending to be King Robert's bastard. He is actually just a faceless man and murdered Gendry to take his appearance.
Little does he know, his father wasn't really Bonifer "Baelor Butthole" Hasty who is believed to have cucked Aerys, but King Aerys himself.
>>71952159
you've been brought back from the dead? what did you see on the other side?
>>71952159
>>71952136
that's the one, alri, ill go watch the episode now and report back my findings
>>71950601
>>71952156
Will Rhaella be waiting for him in the afterlife?
>>71952188
Just a lot of furries.
>>71952187
Wait King Aerys cucked King Aerys?
Holy shit this story is going deep.
>>71952182
Tormund Dallas is too good for her tbqh
>>71952159
Men call me Black Star, and I am a Knight.
>>71952231
No King Aerys actually cucked Bonifer "Baelor Butthole" Hasty who cucked him in return.
GURM truly is a master of plots.
>>71951972
>A weak king means a weak realm
>Still, the Seven Kingdoms prospered during Aerys's reign, due to his Hand of the King, for Tywin Lannister was everything Aerys was not
Aerys was charismatic enough during his early years, and through all of his talk and grand designs, he did follow through with getting rid of the old and wasted men who were in the council and at court, replacing them with bright young men of promise, including Tywin Lannister.
The Council runs the Kingdom, the King runs the Council. Military Generals are horrible kings who have no mind for the inner workings of the Court and Council.
Aerys II was not as mad as Robert The Usurper would make him out to be. If Aerys II deserved to die in his later, more paranoid life, then by all means Robert did too.
>>71951965
big surprise, the most pathetic faggot tripfag thinks the show is better than the books lol
>>71951660
>Renly decides to take the Iron Throne because he wants the attention
>because he wants the attention
That's literally not what happened, retard. He didn't even want to be King at first but Loras pushed him into it, insisting people would be unhappy with Stannis and it was the right thing to do.
He was manipulated by Loras, Renly was nothing but a Tyrell puppet. Being King wasn't his idea, he was just too weak willled to refuse, especially after he realized how many people wanted him on the throne instead of Stannis.
>>71952045
Is this from the show? I don't remember that scene.
>>71952260
Men call me Darkhorse, and I am the night.
>>71952308
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>my favorite books are A Storm of Swords, Eragon, Lord of the Rings, and Ready Player One
>>71951774
>I deserve to be king because I molested my squire and turned him into my gay lover and his daddy is rich =^)
well at least you proved my point by showing how much of a retard you are
>>71952260
Men call me Mars Bar, and I taste quite alright.
>>71952137
Commanders don't translate well to the throne.
Shit, we've already seen who Stannis chooses for his Council. He'd be a fucking catastrophe and sink the entire Kingdom worse than his late brother.
Stannis wants the Iron Throne because it's arbitrarily his right, not because he cares for the Kingdom.
>>71952133
don't get excited, it's the same girl as always.
>>71952361
LOTR is literally the furthest thing from fedoracore.
>>71952400
tywin would be the only good king from the charaters we know
>>71952159
ramsay
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour
>>71952400
It's weird seeing these discussions every day and still having to ask >book or show
>>71952260
Men call me Skarsgard, and I am old and white.
>>71952159
If I'm being honest.
>>71952400
Are you fucking retarded? Stannis already ruled the realm along with Jon Arryn for all of Robert's reign. And his Council is chosen from, what, his 5% of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>71952126
I figured someone so pathetic had to be pretending
>>71952159
>they're actually falling for Bradamante's bait
>they're actually giving him (you)s
What the fuck is wrong with your people?
Filter him, don't respond, he'll say or post anything for (you)s
>>71952440
Men call me World Star, and I'm where black men fight.
>>71952504
bookautists will ALWAYS rush to defend the books, without fail, every single time
>>71952400
Except Stannis was also shown to be a capable administrator and governor as Lord of Dragonstone.
>>71952504
*you
>>71952418
The first time Stannis and Robert visited King's Landing as children, Stannis says that the man they saw sitting on the throne was so radiant, delivered wise judgments and sat there as if he was truly meant to rule, surely he was the King. Turns out it was Tywin sitting in for Aerys that day.
>>71952525
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>>71952190
Do you have QTÏ€ freckles, but only in the first episode for some reason?
>>71950601
k
>>71952489
>>71952608
aye
>>71950451
I'm a three minute walk from my destination, so no thanks, Uncle Benjen.
>tfw these threads are trash
i'm burning it down
>>71952159
>>Characters who are literally you
Who was more edgy? Joffrey or Ramsay?
>>71950601
>tfw you know none of these have any power anymore but you love your mother so much that you reply anyway
>>71952159
>>71952308
>The Council runs the Kingdom, the King runs the Council.
As we have seen since literally the first episode, without a powerful king the council does not perform its' duties.
You also forget that being the King they still have nominal control. Behind the Councils backs Joffrey starts the war of five kings and Tommen turns kings landing into a theocracy.
So yes, in every way does a weak king = weak realm.
>>71952400
Didn't say shit about who would've been the better king.
>And yet Tywin still says "I have felt from the beginning that Stannis was a greater danger than all the others combined."
Mostly commenting on this.
>>71951483
underrated post
>>71951721
Fuck off scouser
So is Jon like a zombie? a sentient wight like benjen? or did he get brought fully back to life? does he eat? sleep?
>>71952159
Me on the left
>>71952794
what's wrong with scousers?
who /maisie/ here?
>>71950601
Fagit
>>71952869
Hell yes, she fine.
>>71951848
yes, but what did he taste like?
>>71951909
>>71951965
*rolls eyes*
ugh, could you just, like..... NOT??
>>71950601
is that game even fun? i've seen so much about it lately
>>71952809
>"I ship Jonsa."
>>71952947
pink starburst
>>71952294
When will we see the cuck master plan go in to play? Or as I call it "The Cuckening"
Azorhu Ackbar
>>71952620
TWO SWORDS
NOWETENZ
DAYNE GAVE LYANNA HIS BLEEDING STAR
A+L=J=AA
>>71952971
>he doesn't
>>71952978
Yeah, why not.
>>71953049
fuck off
>>71952869
not me
>>71953083
>meme polls
Sure brad.
How about the ones with bearloli while you're at it.
Or CIA x Bane?
>>71952957
It encourages moving around, yes. Obesity in America dropped a couple of percent thanks to this game.
>>71953116
remember when you said you'd stop posting jonsa crap because i got banned LOL
>>71953116
that tripfaggot is retarded but not nearly as retarded as jonsa. And that's saying something because that trip is a HUGE faggot.
I ship Sansa x Lommy Greenhands
>>71953157
You really did make another autistic image.
Triggering you worked, just like I even said in some of the posts you screencapped
>I "ship" at all
fucking kill yourselves
>>71953190
LOMMERS!
>>71952971
>"shipping" anyone
bloody women
Why do people even give a shit about Sansa and who she's paired with? she's the worst """""""character""""""" after Dany, annoying and hideous.
>>71953208
>i-i'm not a hypocrite or anything ur just autistic!!
Do we know if Euron is getting VS armor in the show?
>>71950601
Thank you, Uncle Benjen.
>>71950601
shit game
>>71953253
>I got triggered like you said I would be and made another image, I'm totally not autistic and triggered
TOP ZOZZLES
>>71953215
I ship her mouth and my dick.
>>71953296
took me 10 min tops to make that image and it's worth it just to prove how much of a hypocritical faggot you are
>>71952489
He is very handsome
>>71953315
That's 10 minutes of autism.
And not a hypocrite, I post images to trigger you, you literally have the screenshots of me doing so cause I know you're posting.
>>71953328
Thank you.
>>71953315
i just proves what kind of a fucking autistic tripfaggot you are
>>71952660
Ramsey. Joff had sort of reasons he behaved. And he was like 13
does anyone have those "nailed it!" pics that compared the show and the books?
>>71953190
SAMMY
>>71953351
10 minutes of autism is nothing compared to the hundreds of hours of jonsa shipping faggotry
>>71950601
fug
>>71950601
somebody please post the cat protector
>>71953383
Sure it isn't Brad.
You're even triggered at this very moment.
You posting to me right now is cause you were triggered by me posting an image cause I know you're here
>>71950601
>>71953375
book good show bad
comic sans dabid
Does Preston Jacobs actually have autism? It seems like he misses things that are incredibly obvious and he can't understand character motivations unless it's spelled out for him
>Thinks Ramsay killed Roose because he wouldn't attack Castle Black
>Thinks it's bad writing that Davos doesn't immediately confront Melly about Stannis even though it was made clear he understood what happened in the s5 finale
>doesn't understand why Davos wanted to save Jon in the beginning of the season
