mfw i'm about to go loose
>>71897874
>>71907372
Azor Jon
>>71907381
are you using a bot? honestly what the fuck
>murder anyone lately, shitlord? Fuck you and fuck your people and lands, there is literally no justification for anyone to ever die, you killer. The world should just be some women hanging out in a garden or something, but then you fucking LORD SHITS keep MURDERING EACHOTHER for NO REASON and NOTING MATTERS to you except your FUCKING BLOODLUST. There should be no nations, no religions, no hierarchically, no law, and no sense of justice in the world CAN YOU JUST, LIKE, NOT?!? Death to all lords I am literally shaking.
Recast People for the Eventual Movie Remakes:
Taena Merryweather - Eva Green
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread.blah blah hearless people blah blahAnon(s) who talked to me, thank you.Sorry, I just love her so much, I can't help it.
swerve nigg
Is Obryn the best warrior in GOT? But just a pretentious fool?
>>71907381
Lol, I remember that post
>>71907549
she's so ugly
>>71907390
I'm gonna let you in on a secret.No, not even the OG Jonautist. I'm a fan of Jon but I just got on today, typed /got/ in search, saw the old thread was at 319 replies, refreshed a couple times and the new thread popped up. Realized I was first and typed Azor Jon as it was all I could think of at the spur of the moment. It was pure luck. You'll notice the difference between me and the Jonautist is that I link to OP as a quick reply, whereas the guy/bot literally just posts "Azor Jon" seconds before the thread is made. Whenever he's on he beats me.
What's his name again
What does /got/ think of Alt Shift X?
>>71907667
I'd be more interested to hear what alt shift x thinks of /got/
>>71907647
you are still an xautist it was lucky that I even fucking bothered to read what you typed.
>>71907667
aesthetic presentation and soothing voice, but i could literally skip all of his videos since everyone who's been in the asoiaf community long enough knows about all the theories in his videos, very entry-level tier stuff. doesn't really add much original.
>>71907659
Aegon
>>71907667
He's does a good presentation of well known theories.
I don't give a shit about episode recaps so I don't know how they are.
P R E S T O N
Why'd they kill our boy Rickon "Big Dickin" Stark?
>>71907564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM2u3IyzWrs
>dragons have been extinct for 150 years
>one Targaryen manages to hatch three of them
>this Targaryen has lived her life outside of Westeros and away from the maesters
>hatched the dragons in Essos without the knowledge of the Citadel and with no maester in the vicinity
pure coincidence, right?
>>71907830
A S H I T
>>71907842
Bran guided Ramsay because he couldn't let Rickon & Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>>71907849
oy vey shut it down
Who are Da Jews of ASOIAF?
>>71907873
THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US
>>71907564
I understand. I love Septa Nutella too. She is a pure and beautiful soul too good for this world.I want her to brutally discipline me for my sins
>>71907845
It's something that will upset me, right?
>>71907891
C O D D
O
D
D
>>71907913
hodor
>>71907659
KING IN DA NORF
>>71906862
Is this whole post bait?
Anyway. Taking it I guess.
>How high could Brienne be ranked? She's pretty tough, she also beat Loras (on of the best tourny knights) in a tournament.
Loras isn't anywhere near one of the best tourney knights. He's one of the best jousters. When people use the expression "tourney knight" in westeros it's basically meant as an insult... not a compliment. It means they can't fight for real. Loras was #2 in the tournament and Brienne #1, not because they're extremely skilled, just because the rest was even worse.
As Sandor would say, a tournament of gnats.
Brienne is decent, for sure... But she's nowhere near the great ones. She got destroyed in a 2 vs 1 by fucking nobodies. Compare that to Selmy beating up like 5 guys with his knife, Dayne almost winning a 3 vs 7, and so on.
>Was Arthur overrated? He couldn't even beat Smiling Knight
wat?
he killed him... how could he not beat him up? He even let him pick up a sword when he broke his, instead of executing him.
>Jaime almost soloing his way through a horde of lords (trained warriors) and killing King in the North
Well Jaime is obviously one of the best, but to be fair most of those he killed were probably shit. Or at least not comparable to Jaime.
>>71907372
Cast her as Val.
>>71908068
>looks after you from heaven
But she's not in heaven.
she's in Qyburn's dungeon getting raped by a zombie.
LIKE THE PRIESTESS ONCE SAID.
>>71908173
THE MANLET THAT WAS PROMISED
>>71908137
Don't need a Val anymore that whole storyline is dead.
>>71907913
Does it comfort you that cersi will keep her alive for as long as possible just to inflict unfair amounts of pain on the poor old nun
>>71908156
there, accurate
JUST
>>71908266
Hype
AND WHO
>>71908260
Why do you think she can't do both at the same time?
>>71908068
nope
Daily reminder that this is when the last true based targaryen was ended.
>>71907381
>mfw I'm so bewildered by your dedication I almost admire you
>>71908337
>giant septa thinks of me with gregor inside her
that's the peak of my sexual life.
>>71908386
>muh anime prince
/got/ ain't shit
jonsa aint shit
tumblr aint shit
>>71908156
oh that doesn't sound so bad
>>71907659
Generic Shonen protagonist #56
>>71908440
asoiaf prequel BL manga when?
>>71907659
Jon "You're a Snow not a Stark" Targaryen.
>>71908504
>barristan pasta intensifies
Would Ned have told Jon about his parentage if they had met again?
>>71908386
Fuck, that Baratheon armor is awesome.
>>71908571
>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident
>They fight fiercely, blows raining like lightning, before a sword emerges through Rhaegar's plate-armored stomach
>Barristan, wearing an evil smirk, emerges from behind
>"How could you... you were a kingsguard...you were my friend, ser barristan"
>Barristan lops Rhaegar's head off and impales it on an iron spike.
>He bows and presents it to Robert
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"
And who are you...
What kind of faggot uses the title Sword of the Morning, anyway?
>>71908719
This
Way better to be of the night
>>71908719
Better than "of the Nightfall"
>>71908386
We don't use that word in description of Prince Rhaegar, anon. It's plebby.
>Watch one of Alt Shift X's videos
>"Stannis can't be Azor Ahai because it's too obvious!"
>Competes against two very obvious "heroic" anime characters for the top spot
I don't get it
>>71908828
He was a cheating sissy faggot
>>71908719
there was a sword of the evening also.
>>71908853
It's not enough epic for the win we did it reddit
>>71908719
One whose sister gets plowed by the BNC
>>71908415
She got bored after several rapes. Like
>sooo what are we gonna do today
>oh, rape
>again
>what a surprise
>i am truly terrified
>oh no, sir Grerog, please, don't hurt me, no no
(read in her regular unemotional voice)
So she is watching over dirty faggots from /got/ to kill the boredom.
Reminder that the season five finale when Ramsay charges Stannis with all those guys on horses and Stannis is still fucking alive after being at the front of the army proves that in show canon he is the most powerful being ever
>>71908912
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71908704
This reminds me of an embarrassingly old hypothetical "Evil Stannis" sequence which I won't get completely right but went something like this:
>DAVOS: R'HLLOR HOONGERS FER SACRIFICE!
>STANNIS (leering): Aye, R'hllor hungers...and so do I.
>Fade to black, SHIREEN screaming
>And who are you...
>Written by David Benioff and DB Weiss
>>71908912
Really made me think
Are you ready for his triumphant return next season?
>>71908912
That just means he ran away from the battle.
>>71908912
Based
>>71908853
It's too obvious in the sense that it'd be strange for Stannis to be introduced with a mysterious sorceress making dubious claims that he's Azor Ahai, only for that to turn out to be true. It's narratively awkward. Jon and Dany emerging as real candidates later is more natural to the story.
It'd be like if it turned out Joffrey actually was Robert's son all along
>>71908758
I can only be myself!
*sob*
>>71909002
If Stannis isn't azor ahai, it's better that nobody is desu
What's the "and who are you" meme.
>>71909002
>It'd be like if it turned out Joffrey actually was Robert's son all along
At this point that would be a legit twist
>someone added me in some game
>username John Snow
fucking triggered, day ruined.
>>71908991
Stannis. Stannis! STANNIS!
>>71909002
Stannis is the black iron that can be reforged into the true steel who is Azor Ahai. Jon Snow and Dany were basically main characters from the start of the series and so they're clearly the most obvious Azor Ahais.
>>71909021
>nobody is desu
Really made me think.
>>71908912
>in show canon he is the most powerful being ever
Blackwater already showed that
>>71908853
>It's too obvious that the chose ones are Jon and Dany
>already near the end of the story
>>71909065
>username John Snow
>John
but that's quite hilarious, why would it ruin your day?
Who is your choice for Dunk in the inevitable spin-off?
is The World Of Ice and Fire i good bday present for my mom?
Addicted to the show/wants me to spoil her on everything.
>>71909174
>>71909174
Idris Elba
>>71909195
She won't get most of the stuff written there as its irrelevant to the show hence skipped but sure, why not? I'd rather gift her the main books though- TWOIAF is written like a maester and kinda hard to get through at parts.
>>71909195
Depends but I'd say no.
>>71908704
I really think if they did do a Robert's rebellion thing they'd just portray Robert himself as a horrible cunt. I don't know why, it just feels like something they'd do.
>>71909100
Did someone say D A R K S T A R
>>71909195
Better to buy her the books I'd say, she won't understand a lot of the stuff in TWOIAF if she hasn't read the books
>>71909308
The most dangerous man in DorneBut we are not men
Why is Dorne the worst part of the books and the show?
>>71909371
Because it could never live up to Oberyn
>>71909371
Because it's being set up as the end game feminist mouthpiece.
>>71909334
We are Devo
>>71909379
Pretty much.
I remember reading somewhere that D&D were planning on cutting Dorne entirely at first
>>71909371
>books
Not enough Darkstar
>show
Zero Darkstar
>>71909371
What's so bad about Dorne in the books? The Aegon ruse plot makes a fairly good amount of sense and Doran puts the sand sluts in their place.
>>71909021
That's probably the case, in effect. Azor Ahai, the prince that was promised, the last hero, these all amount to the same thing, a person who is prophesied to fight the Others. Jon and Dany will both occupy that role. I think both really are destined to do it (the prophesies are usually correct), but I think it will be ironically be after they turn away from their own desires and the roles they thought they wanted (king/queen, Stark/Targaryen) and focus instead on the War. They will become those heroes by choosing not to pursue that narrative.
It's the same for Stannis. He comes out of the gate telling people he's king and therefore people should kneel to him, and he has Melisandre on his shoulder telling him he is god and deserves all. But over time he comes to understand it doesn't matter what he deserves. His goal stops being "become the king" and changes to "act like the king." Jon and Dany will pick up that evolution by realizing they don't need to be king at all, they just need to do what's right. Is my guess.
>>71909040
Not really
>>71909075
Jon and Dany are main characters from the start, and so are Sansa, Arya and Tyrion. That's not really a metric. Jon's journey toward great heroism is a slow build with an endgame twist, and grinding it out in humble obscurity until then is fundamental to his story. ACOK clearly introduces Stannis as the official mislead candidate, with Dany as the candidate going under the radar toward a true mystical revelation of her destiny.
>>71909379
Cersei probably would have probably had a happy life had she married Oberyn. I bet he'd let her fuck Jamie and everything.
>>71909442
I dislike the sand snakes existing because they're rediculous, also Arianne is a retard
>>71907540
she had nice ass
>>71909537
Well at least they managed to portray her book character properly in the show.
>Want to avenge Oberyn's family
>Start by killing Oberyn's family
>Then do fucking nothing for years
>>71909174
Who would win 1vs1 duel
Walder Frey or Balon Greyjoy
>>71909243
>but sure, why not?
There's not a chance she's read the entire - whole - book series. Too busy etc. She'll just look down at my pathetic attempts to explain.
desu, will give her mine and wrap it well.
>>71909334
Is Sweets more dangerous?
cast them
>>71909100
>>71909308
>>71909334
>>71909436
>>71909615
>>71909809
Balon hands down.
>>71907540
>hot highborn chick born in luxury
>abandons her lavish lifestyle to go treat peasant wounds
am i really supposed to take this character seriously ?
>>71909857
Cersei's handmaiden #8
Cersei's handmaiden #9
>>71909809
Obviously Balon. Walder is over 90 years old.
>>71909229
Egg
>>71909889
Lots of rich brats do volunteer work because it fills their ego.
>>71909818
'd* - english lit error, has a degree in maths but now i am stuupid. oh looo. you dickhead.
when is Stannis coming back
>>71909889
We don't specifically know her background beyond being a Maegyr and she may or may not be a member of the family that rules Voltanis at the start of the show. Given she isn't pale with white hair, it's less likely she's of that specific family, so she very well may be a lowborn. It also depends on whether ruling families in the Free Cities even count as highborns to begin with.
>>71909942
>>abandons her lavish lifestyle to go treat peasant wounds
Today,
>>71909942
this is also why they take selfies for twitter activism, it's all narcissistic virtue-signalling
>>71909857
How many of you fuckers shitpost here but act normal on WOTW?
This thing is still going? Does that mean no off season ban this year?
>>71909988
4chan is for natz/shitposting
>>71909988
I don't post on other websites
>>71909809
Balon's weakness is men with big cocks, which is why Euron was able to kill him so easily, and Walder is the most hung man in all of Westeros (if not the world).
>>71908386
Correction.
>>71909972
Yep, Old Volantenes are Valyrian and so haughty the live behind a giant black wall of fused stone to keep away from the unwashed plebs.
>>71909988
>not /r/asoiaf
>>71909972
We do know she was a noblewoman. And of course the ruling families of the Free Cities are highborn.
>>71910064
NO TRUE DRAGON
>>71907549
>Taena Merryweather
Who.
>>71910145
Myrish swamp
>>71907583
Do people really believe this? He just wanted The Mountain to admit it. Admit it in front of the crowd and highborns watching.
>>71910136
>>71910064
>>71910189
>>71910122
>>71910091
So perhaps then she was a case of forbidden intermingling with the plebs or perhaps a bastard, and thus wasn't well treated and eventually fucked off to Westeros. It seems a reasonable enough backstory, it's a shame they never thought to use it overly much in the show itself. They could've gone out of their way to have Talia appeal to her family in Volantis to try and get support for Robb by having her sail off, only for Robb to get Red Wedding'd and then have her get roped into the Danerys plotline involving Volantis.
But I suppose that quality of writing would be too much to ask of D&D.
Is Jon a dragon?
>>71910165
He also wanted to implicate Tywin Lannister.
>>71910252
of course
>>71910252
No, he's a human of the House Targaryen.
>Ned
Admitted to something he didn't do and died like a bitch cause he died anyway. Lived a lie, had help during his defining one on one battle during the ToJ
>Cat
Begged for her son's life and cried like a bitch upon death
>Rob
Broke his promise, lead a bunch of men to their death all because he couldn't keep his dick under control and was beta enough to fall into the trap.
>Sansa
Portrays herself as a strong women who don't need no man but when shit got real she ran right back to LF even when she told him fuck off a few episodes ago
>Rickon
Died like a bitch and couldn't even dodge a fucking arrow.
>Bran
Can't fucking listen and ended up getting the TER and Hodor killed all because his stupid fucking curiousity got the best of him. Probably also caused the Mad King to burn every fucking thing down, as well as making Hodor a braindead dipshit
>Arya
I'm not even going to explain why she is a beta fucking cunt
The Starks are a lie. How can anyone in the North be loyal to them. I hope Jon fully embraces the Targ in him and says fuck the Stark name
>>71910252
sansa is gonna wake his dragon if u know what i mean
Did he have a much larger role in the books? Only relatable character in the show and it pissed me off that they killed him off so quickly.
>>71910333
She is going to make him angry?
>>71910355
yeah and he'll have to punish her for being a naughty girl...with his dick
>>71910309
The Starks aren't a lie, the current generation of Starks is just braindead. They got it from Cat, presumably.
>>71910353
IIRC they never go back to Craster's Keep in the books.
Holy shit one thread since last night guys? We're truly a dying beast.
>>71910309
All hail Lady Dustin, the Queen in the North!
I choose violins
>>71910353
He's not in the books. They never go to Craster's and they never go to Hardhome
>>71910380
>IIRC they never go back to Craster's Keep in the books
No, Coldhands kills them all offscreen
>>71910503
Thanks uncle Benjen
>>71910586
Reminder that coldhands =/= Benjen, and D&D just thinks you showfags are too slow to keep up with any new character introductions.
>>71909988
I only post on /got/ and /pol/. I browse WOTW for news but would never read the comments. Sue the Fury gets good news and leaks but her opinions are like piss.
>>71910165
while this is the commonly accepted explanation, the question is... why?
he succeeded in his 'mission' and what happened? nobody gives a single fuck about it.
no one confronted tywin.
and as tyrion reflects in an earlier passage with tywin and other lords, everyone knows. and no one cares (or does anything about it anyway).
>>71907381
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtpwBhdW2CE
for sad cunts only.
>>71910673
He poisoned the Mountain and he poisoned Tywin. The confession was just icing on the cake
>>71910627
What if Coldhands is indeed Benjen but Gurm just says no because everyone is figuring out all of his ebin twists in the 5 year gaps between his books?
Also, a guy that hasn't shown up since the early episodes of season 1 would bewilder showfags just as much as some new mystery guy
>>71910671
well, we're both the greastest and worsest.
>>71910763
Leaf says Coldhands died 'long ago' - she's several hundreds years old herself so I don't think she'd use that description if it were Benjen.
>>71910353
>Only relatable character in the show
So one could say you were a fooking legend?
>>71908137
why does she have make-up on?
isnt this from vikings?
why the fuck do vikings have so much make-up?
and you fags tell me the show is historically accurate
K I N O
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>>71907583
Best warrior in recent history is Arthur Dayne. For those who don't read the books that's the nigga Ned Stark fought at the tower of joy and almost lost to. Currently skill-wise the best(might) be Jon.
Oberyn's
>PRETTY GOOD
but not great.
>>71910839
Can't have people looking ugly on screen
>>71910724
>he poisoned Tywin
No, no, no. No!
>>71910309
>I hope Jon fully embraces the Targ in him and says fuck the Stark name
this
h
i
s
>>71910826
Aside from Bloodraven, are there any other notable night's watchmen in ASOIAF history that have been lost beyond the wall?
If so then maybe he could be one of them?
Or perhaps he's rather just a random watchman controlled by Bloodraven.
>>71910909
Ye mayne
>>71910309
House Stark: oldest house in Westeros for a reason.
i.e., Stannis.
>>71910888
Is that why you're not an actor?
>>71910222
Holy shit, and having her carry the true heir to Winterfell to Mereen
>>71910941
No :^)
Who is the Jar Jar Binks of the asoiaf universe?
>it's a shitty fan art thread
>>71911001
Jon Snow.
>>71911030
Spotted the Jar Jar Binks of this thread.
>>71911001
Darkstar or Patches
>>71910309
>I hope Jon fully embraces the Targ in him
That would mean kidnapping a Stark girl and rapin her to death
>>71909233
>nignog playing a character called Dunk
>>71910826
I bet Coldhands in the book is the original white walker the children made before the rest turned against them. They made Benjin take that role because the Night King is the original one in the show and he isn't going to be in the books.
>>71911001
Grand Maester Pycelle.
>>71907659
Jon Sand
>>71911113
>bumbling idiot
>somehow has a great position of power
Seems right
>>71911001
The Slaver's Bay inhabitants going "mhysa mhysa" in S3 finale.
>>71911105
That would be perfect
>>71910222
>>71910964
Would've been nicer than Grey Worm x Missandei.
Other than Bobby's Rebellion/Aegon's conquest I would have liked a miniseries about when Volantis went full Reichmode on Essos.
>>71909289
That's what i would do. Jaime as a good guy, Ned as a good guy, Barristan as a good guy.
Rhaegar and Robert shouldn't even be main characters
>>71911091
>implying there's a problem with that
>>71911091
>implying
this edition is so gloomy. have some emilia to change the mood
>>71908386
>Targaryen
>based
OUTTA MY WAY
>>71908912
HOLY SHIT
>>71911485
>manlet plays one of the biggest and strongest warriors in westeros
Based casting.
>>71911485
>>71910222
What are you talking about? She has told her entire backstory. She was a nobleman of Volantis. Her brother was saved from drowning by a slave. She decided she wanted to help people instead of living the highborn life, and she refused to condone slavery. You can infer that she separated from her family and home at this point. There's not any information that suggests anything beyond this.
You guys think we are ever gonna see Jorah again?
>>71908285
>ywn have your cock bruised by harsh hand jobs and nut busting while they take turns putting their assholes in your face. Why even live bros???
>>71911547
Has there ever been a worse backstory in the history of GoT?
What do you think about Isaac and his new boyfriend?
>>71911610
Seem kinda gay.
>>71911579
it's a shitty fanfic backstory for 21st century western liberal girls. ridiculously out of place in the show's setting too.
>>71911610
i am vindicated
>>71907381
Whenever anons complain about samefagging, tripfags, avatarfags or any one I remember you and your lack of contribution to any discussion. Thanks for, at the beginning of each thread, reminding me not to expect much.
Briennes future s7 plot:
>will murder 10 randomly randoms to establish...
>the Queen of The Riverlands
>meets up with Gendry meh claim, teleports to Dany
>becomes 'special' advisory
>Sansa & Dany have full scissors fight over who is going to make Jon the most miserable
(1/8)
>>71911570
Everyone around Daenerys has outlived their usefulness ever since Tyrion and Varys showed up.
For fuck's sake Missandei is just there as eye candy and to be the token black female.
>>71911651
I think that was one of D&D's first major changes and it was absolute shit. We should have known what would happen to the series.
>>71910839
The show is historically inaccurate anyway, but the make-up is heavily jarring.
I guess one could make the argument that the show is accurate in a metaphoric sense - like King Ragnar playing with the idea of christianity. As a rough sketch, it works. At least it works better than the mead-drinking, horn-helmeted, berserk-raging image we see commonly across film, television and literature. But it sure as hell fucks up in the details.
>>71911745
her backstory wasn't even the biggest problem, it's the way she ended up with Robb. at least in the books it made fucking sense, on the show it's just Robb going full retard and acting out a romcom subplot.
>>71908704
I'm honored based pasta-saving anon
>>71907372
Here's my problem with this series, the whole premise of Roger's rebellion is unbelievable. And before somebody says, "Oh, so you're ok with dragons and magic but a love story is unimaginable," it's not a contradiction, because you have to accept some premises with this show including dragons and magic. You suspend disbelief when you see Danarias riding Drogor because you accepted that dragons are in the show, and it's built consistently into the world that there are dragons. HOWEVER, what's not a premise of the fantasy world is that men will endanger their entire dynasty and go to war over a woman they haven't even met.
But for some reason, Dragar Starkarien kidnapps Leanna, and then Roger Barthareon rides to WAR over it??? That's not part of the premise of this story, and I don't see why Roger would start a war over a girl he was betrothed to but hadn't met.
>>71911733
>Brienne after all the laughter, finds where the whores go
>can't decide which team to join still: Team Sansa or Dany.
>murders
>teleports to Oldtown, becomes a expert in magic marwyn the mage's apprentice.
>>71911906
Yeah dude it's also so f*ckin retarded that they rebelled against the Angry King, why wouldn't they just impeach him if he's so bad?
It's why democracy is better then monarchy
>>71911906
had potential but you were trying a bit too hard with intentionally messing up every name tbqh
what does /got/ think of the high sparrow
>>71911610
what a fucking faggot
>>71911720
but that moron is just the jonautist. might be a few redditors copying and trying to force the may may.
>>71910826
What if it's a different Benjen Stark?
>>71912020
He literally led a religious coup d'etat that took over the 7 kingdoms a season and a half ago and wasted his time emmy baiting instead of progressing the plot.
>>71910426
>not choosing smirks
>>71907659
Jaehaerys Targaryen, also known as Jaehaerys the Aryan Wolf.
>>71912102
The one who chose smirks is now in the dungeon
>>71912147
so is jon going to fuck danaerys now?
(3/8)
>Brienne blows the horn of Joramun to bring down the Wall.
>Still hasn't decided on Sansa/Dany
>murders
>tells Sam what his father knew all along, "your a fat useless cunt"
>Brienne realizes she needs to fuck the Hightowers over.
>>71911187
It did actually, a few years before the Conquest. Aegon kicked their shit in.
>>71907659
Mary Sue Wolf Boy.
>>71912180
Not if Sansa rapes him first
>>71912102
Choosing smirks led to green explosions
>>71912180
If it gets known that he's a Targ, then Daeny will probably marry him to end any squabble over the throne, and since the show is now fanservice as fuck they won't make Jon and Dany enemies. So yeah, Jon's gonna cuck Daario "the white bull" Naharis.
>>71912186
I know senpai, I'd like to see it, along with Horonno Caesar's rise.
>>71912180
>going from Karl Drogo and Daario's giant dicks to Jon's little pecker
Dany would never fuck Jon
>>71912180
he will go raw on her
>>71912180
No. He's literally called the /white/ wolf and he was picked over Sansa just because he's a MAN. In season 7 we'll see Jon becoming more and more ebil until he has to be killed for the good of the strong new Womyn kingdom they are building.
>>71911610
i knew it
>>71912147
>this is what jonautists actually believe
post >yfw tommen an hero'd
Book cannon ending
>Sweet Robin will marryr Shireen and they will rule 7 kingdoms peacefully
Show cannon ending
>Female rulers everywhere, not a single mention of devastation done by dothraki hordes
>>71912279
>>71912348
Shireen is getting burned in the books
>>71912180
>mfw tumblr is shipping a straight white couple with magic aryan blood
you can't make this shit up
>>71912232
And choosing violins puts Nutella into your basement?
>>71912415
Targs are made out to be completely insane for a reason. Did you really think GRRM would give you super aryans in the story?
>>71912414
She's 1/8th Targaryen so she's immune to fire.
That's why she's stillaliveon the show.
>>71912446
Choosing violins gets Lannisters stabbed by their brothers
>>71912467
Dany and Jon sure as fuck seem like good guys on the show
