See this?
This, is why this movie is going to back a box office smash. At least James Rolfe had the common sense not to go and see a film which he thought was garbage. If you really think its going to be shit, why not just pirate it?
>paying for a full price ticket when you book as a student online and they dont check when you collect your ticket
>assigned seats
>>71869720
Because in order to accurately trash a movie, you must see it.
Like it or not, Sargon is a public figure. If he pirated FemBusters, his haters would blow a gasket. And if he trashed it without watching it, people would (rightly) call him out on that too.
I'm pretty sure this movie's success doesn't hinge upon YouTube critics paying to see it.
>>71869720
>actually giving them money
>>71869720
Wow, Sargon is dumber than I thought.
>>71869766
>If he pirated FemBusters, his haters would blow a gasket
Surely that's a good thing
>Euros ACTUALLY have to have their seats assigned
kek
£8.40?? Jesus fuck
>>71869720
>area
>STD
>Area: STD
LOL
![trump-smug[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/drqTP9g.jpg "trump-smug[1].jpg")
>>71869720
>STD
>That's all you get after watching such a shitty flick
>>71869808
inflation
>>71869720
If my whole family went it would cost us $80.
Should I?
>>71869720
tfw you realise the film will be a success because nerds will see it out of curiosity.as well as the familys who want some crappy comedy to silence their brats
>assigned seats
Is this some commandment in the Koran?
>>71869808
It would be like 11 pounds out in Oxford if you're not a student, at least.
>>71869766
He could still watch the film if he pirated it and then trash or praise it. By giving them money for a film which he will most likely hate he is just funding Sony to continue their political campaign.
He's not even a movie reviewer I doubt anyone cares about his opinions on movies.
>>71869737
the cinema near me is £12, he probably did book student
>>71869843
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 made fucking $1.046 billion at the box office
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
>>71869855
>americans clap
>europeans get assigned seating like an elementary school
>indians literally start rioting in the theater
top kek
>>71869808
I live just outside London and the local odeon costs £12.50. I don't even go to the cinema anymore
>>71869855
>>71869746
>>71869801
>>71869855
They let you pick the seat when you buy the ticket. It's so you don't get some retard taking your seat.
He makes his living from commenting on stuff like this, of course he's going to see it because his review video will get him enough ad revenue to buy a new bow. his personal gain from seeing it outweighs anything else
>>71869901
>£1 more for comfy seat
>>71869835
Dumb fucking trump poster
>>71869901
is that before or after you show your movie licence
>>71869872
you book the seat you want
I bet you claps can't even buy beer
>>71869857
>>71869865
>>71869873
That is mental. About £6.50 to £7 in Leeds Odeon and Vue. I knew it's more expensive down south but bloody hell
>giving them money
>>71869943
Aye it's about £10 in portsmouth
>>71869720
That guy has really tiny fingers.
Britbongs have assigned seating, but Americans can just buy a ticket to some other good movie and go watch Ghostbusters instead. Theaters don't care as long as they get your money and there's not enough of a crowd that they'll sell out.
>Designated seats
What's wrong with that? They let you choose where you sit when you buy the ticket. In civilized countries anyway.
>>71870008
Nah, pretty much the same here, just depends on the cinema obviously.
>>71869720
You should have sneaked in, Sargon
>>71870008
I think it might be entirely dependent on the manager or area because I've seen two separate cinemas apart of the same chain have assigned seating and the other not.
>>71869862
>caring about Sargon's opionions on anything
shiggidydiggidydo
>>71869942
What about crab legs?
>>71870124
Whats wrong with Sargon's opinions?
>>71870158
I usually just order a meal
http://www.odeon.co.uk/thelounge/
>>71870158
you have to ask the waitress if they are on special
>>71870188
He's not alt-right enough for /pol/
>>71870188
Cuckolded Green-voting nu-male
Mfw holidays in London, going to watch a movie.
In the middle of the movie: 10 MINUTES INTERMISSION.
What why?
Do you Americans do that too?
>>71869862
>He could still watch the film if he pirated it and then trash or praise it.
No you can't. It's pathetic how you retards think you have any right to criticize any movie when you watched it off a gooks tinny little iphone. Read a book instead or stop being autistic.
>>71869855
Designated sitting seats.
>>71869942
>not handling the bantz
lad
>>71870229
>Sargon
>nu-male
>Cuckolded
you are delusional
>>71870229
>implying
Sargon is more than 4 thousand years old.
This is the same person who screamed at The Onion when they made a gamergate article.
>>71869862
>He could still watch the film if he pirated it and then trash or praise it
you can't trash anything you see in a TS rip
>>71870247
I think they do it if the movie is over a certain runtime like Hamlet or something...but for the most part sounds like a thing for playhouses.
>>71869808
When we went to see the new Star Wars the parents ended up paying over £100 with tickets and shitty food.
INB4 underage fag. it was a treat when i came back from uni, they normally never go cinema.
>>71870205
>>71870357
How many of you went though?
>>71870386
Delete this at once.
>>71870386
was waiting for this reply
>>71870400
If they got food, sounds like a family of 4 adults
>>71869797
Are you absolutely certain of that?
>>71870447
I hate the modern world so, so very much.
>>71870447
why is it that raising somebody else's daughter seems like a much lesser cuck-crime than raising somebody else's son
>>71869841
Fuck no.
>>71869746
Its great. Before they implemented this you had to go in early to make sure you get good seats and then sit through 30 mins of adverts and trailers. Now you can go in just before the movie starts if you want and not have to worry about having to sit in the back corner.
>>71870188
He's terrible at doing any sort of research to back up his claims and mostly just acts insulting to others. So basically the same as any other alt-right/reactionary idol.
>>71869720
>midnight showing
>giving MRA goobergators "views"
Shouldn't you get a hobby?
>>71870447
>>71870475
>>71870509
cuck is really mean tot just refer to the fetish.
having a gf who already has children is just something that happens now, roll the dice whenever you are attracted to a women over 25.
I go see lots of movies. This is just one I will be seeing. If I didn't go on the half price night, I'd be spending way too much money.
OH MY GOD
THEY GOT TO SARGON
IT'S OVER
>>71871050
I was expecting this, the new GB doesn't look like one of the worst movies.
It looks like a dumped down family friendly supernatural thing, like the scooby doo flicks. Still no good desu, just meh
>>71869943
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
>>71871105
I was kind of hoping it would end up being just mediocre, and both sides would end up forgetting about it after like a month. Both sides have been incredibly obnoxious.
>>71871050
So its a movie that I should just wait to watch on netflix like I was planning to do. Not great but something I wont mind watching to kill time.
>>71869872
>Rioting
You spelt shitting wrong
>>71871105
The movie looks fun in a campy way
>>71870816
But there are always people sitting in my seat! How do I confront them in a crowded cinema?!
I usually just leave and pay for another showing on a different day and hope I get my seat that time.
>Sargon of Akkad
Lordy lordy lordy.....
>>71871210
im not a fan of the gross out humour - or the GB shooting the ghost dick.
>>71871162
It will take like 5 months to come to netflix tho
>inb4 download a shitty cam rip.
A movie like this I wouldn't watch on a rip due to not being able to judge correctly the ghost designs which would come out way more terrible when watching on a cam rip
>getting swindled in swindon
>he went to see a movie just to find more reasons to criticize it better over the internet
>>71869872
what they do that at AMC theaters in America too. You're allowed to pick your seating. ...don't tell me you haven't been out to the theaters in 15 years.
>>71869766
who the fuck is sargon of akkad
is this a gamergate thing?
>>71870509
you can bang a the girl eventually and outcuck everyone
>>71871242
I just really appreciate Hemsworth's scenes so idk if it is worth seeing this movie for him
If you want to learn more about the movie then read this thread
>>71869640
>>71869720
Quadroon of Cuckkad is a fucking idiot.
>Jewtube
>click on one Sargon video out of curiosity
>cringing after 5 minutes, see that there is another 5 hours left of this guy talking
>close video
>all recommendations for the next month are WYMYNZ ARE BAD AND STEALING MY VIDYA
>just want to watch aussies and yanks rip mad skids
>tfw
>>71870312
I know you're being a smart ass, but you're still a dingus
>12:10pm
>morning
>>71869737
I do this with military discounts anytime I go to the movies. Hell, half the time I wonder why I even paid for a ticket all, since no one usually asks to see it when I enter the theater.
>>71869720
>If you really think its going to be shit, why not just pirate it?
what the fuck do you think I am gonna do? literally the only movie that I will be watching as a camrip. this shit isn't even worth the wait for a proper quality version, I swear
>>71871249
I'm in no rush
>>71871269
Youtube eceleb that /pol/types circlejerk over
>>71871354
Can you stream 1080p on netflix? You must be amazing then
>>71869843
Are they seriously not smart enough to buy a ticket for a different film?
Sargon "finding minor things to get outraged about so your followers can listen to you rant about it for 40 minutes" of Akkad
>>71869942
burger can confirm some theaters serve beer, but only the 21 older rooms
>>71871306
I watched Sargon for a bit now. He tends to go after current feminism, he also goes for the more extreme examples as easy targets. I found it enjoyable for a while but now I'm tired of the whole anti-feminism bit for that reason.
>>71871358
kill yourself friendo
>>71871482
Nah I'm good.
>>71869720
THIS is my exact same fucking thought process.
We live in a capitalist society. The masses vote with their wallets; at the end of the day money is what matters. Yet these fucking morons who think "this movie is gonna be shit," or think it's going to be trash are the ones who see THE FUCKING MOVIE FIRST, before even listening to objective or reliable critics they may be familiar with. These knuckle draggers don't realise they're the ones perpetuating the problem of bad cinema by voting with their wallets in the first place.
Then they end up bitching that the movie they payed to go see was as shit as they were expecting it to be. If we lived in the neolithic era where people were more susceptible do a Darwinian death, these are the morons who'd jump off a cliff face even after seeing another cave man do it and realising it's a bad thing to do and end up dead on the savanna ground below.
?????
It just makes no sense
>>71870447
Cuckoo and cuckold do not have the same etymology.
This is the same retardation that feminists pull when they claim our language is sexist because of woMAN and perSON. It's retards who think that two words sounding alike means they originated together or one came from the other.
>>71871234
What... just go tell the usher and they will come in and move those people.
>>71871727
It might be actually.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=cuckold
>>71871727
>>71871865
I was pretty sure it was common knowledge where the word originates from.
>>71871771
Because that would cause a scene!! There is no way I am going to cause a huge scene before the movie starts and have everyone fucking hate me!
It's better to just cut my losses and pay twice.
>>71871615
He wants to get a review out.
If word of mouth will kill this thing, some poor cunts need to see it.
>>71871909
>He wants to get a review out.
That fat fedora tipping retard wants to make money and generate views for his shitty channel.
>>71869720
What kind of dumbass pays to see this trash?
>>71870816
This. Assigned seating is the best.
>>71869720
>not buying a ticket for a movie at the end of its theatrical run that starts at roughly the same time.
Faggots just want to suck that studio dick so bad.
>>71871909
>>71872003
I thought he was more of a political guy who rants for 2 hours of some nonsense about liberals and homos. Does he do "movie reviews" now? Oh wow, what a shill.
>>71871727
They sure do dipshit. The cuckoo bird lays eggs in other birds nests to be raised by their unsuspecting parents.
Reviews don't make it seem bad at all. Worst part about it seems to be Murray.
>>71872003
Yeah, that's what I said, essentially.
>>71873482
It's guaranteed income, I can't fault him on wanting to cappitalise.
>>71871375
this. It's the first thing you learn when you're 13 and want to get into a rated R movie.
>/tv/ cares about some retarded, bigoted /pol/weenie
>>71869720
>sargon of akkad
*tips fedora*
>>71869766
>If he pirated FemBusters, his haters would blow a gasket.
WHO GIVES A FUCK? If you want FemBusters to flop then don't see it. If you must see it then buy a ticket to a different movie and sneak into it.
So, worst movie of 2016?
>>71871897
>being a pussy
It is their fault. Who cares what others think? You are truly a faggot
Come back when you care about actual cinema kiddo
>>71869855
literally 5 clicks to pick the best seats 1 week before screening
>>71874037
Have you tried recently?
Sneaking in is fine. Avoiding detection by CCTV in the theatre? Nope.
>>71874302
>bigoted
You're a long way from home, r*ddit faggot.
>>71869720
Wow, who would've guessed that a opportunist faggot would have no principles? Reminder that Based Jim is the only anti-feminist YouTuber who isn't a greedy cunt.
>>71871438
I prefer Louis Le Vau. Less redpill and more
>Don't take away my loli rape games, you fucking fascist
>>71874504
I haven't done this in forever but how much would employees care if you go see ghostbusters instead of dory or something? As long as you pay for a movie right?
>>71871358
/pol/ doesn't like him because he is a liberal.
>>71869720
And unsubbed because this fucker is supporting a movie that is absolute trash. What a fucking moron, no wonder he supports Brexit.
>>71873482
>2 hours of some nonsense about liberals and homos.
You obviously have no idea who this guy is, he is a liberal and is for gay rights...
>>71869720
why would you buy a seat for November? I'd be surprised if it lasts 2 months in theaters
>>71874580
>Jim
>based
>youtuber
>hasn't posted a video in nearly half a year
>just spends time being a fag on twitter
>>71870857
He actually does a lot of research but I don't think you watch his vids.
>go to uk theater
>get aids
damn
>>71869720
>morning
>12.10pm
>>71869737
they do check often i had a friend caught out they wouldn't let him in even if he paid for another ticket
>>71869746
its close enough to london that the population density requires it. the further north you go the less worse it becomes. in scotland i am regularly the only person in an evening show
>>71869808
To be fair, that's like £6 in pre-brexit money.
>>71876018
>scotland
>in the evening
They're all down the pub.
>>71869720
>Post YFW Yanks have the audacity to complain about $10 cinema tickets.
>>71869720
Why didn't you post?
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/752457385462169600
Showing that there were 2 people at the screening.
kek, cucks BTFO again
>>71876158
a guy being dragged their by his gf*
kek
*or shes keeping him as a back up
>>71876253
poor guy
>>71869808
>mfw my kino has $5 Tuesdays for all showings
>>71869943
This is vue in Basingstoke.
>>71876551
just buy meercat insurance for a day for 1£ and get orange Wednesdays for a year
oh, wait, you don't have any friends?
>>71869766
>Like it or not, Sargon is a public figure. If he pirated FemBusters, his haters would blow a gasket.
So?
>>71876551
in my country we only have senior, adult, child and student tickets
>>71875900
Not guy you're arguing with but if you think he didn't get his ass completely handed to him in the feminist debate, you're loony. He only had his few points and just kept repeating them throughout, and the only time he got the upper hand was when he was able to attack the feminist directly which threw her off balance.
The feminist points could have been easily refuted as well, he's like Thunderf00t, good at being on a soapbox, but the moment you put him into a public arena, he crumbles.
>Be me
>Agree to catch Independence Day 2 with a friend from college at the local cinema on Tuesday evening.
>That morning he asks if its ok to watch it on Wednesday instead.
>ok
>He then asks if it's cool to catch it on Saturday night because his girlfriend wants to watch it.
>Say 'Let me get back to you'
>Find out it costs at least £4 extra to watch it as opposed to during the week.
>Fuckthatshit.wmv
>Tell him I can't make it.
>tfw realizing that I passed up an opportunity to cuck him and lose my virginity because I was too much of a Jew to spend an extra £4.
>>71869720
>Area: STD
>>71870857
>So basically the same as any other alt-right/reactionary idol.
WTF is this shit. HE ISN'T ALT RIGHT HE IS A SELF CONFIRMED LIBERAL.
>>71869866
Everyone was excited for the return
They didn't have the sense to realize it was likely going to stink, which it did
>>71871105
>>71871151
Exactly if there had been no attention paid to this movie then it would have guaranteed flop. Now SJW and the like are going to come out in flocks to defend it.
>>71879246
>Pro Brexit
>Anti Feminist
>Liberal
Nope.
>>71869720
How much do you have to pay to sit in the non std section. And will the theater let me bring in my own condoms?
>>71870857
>He's terrible at doing any sort of research to back up his claims and mostly just acts insulting to others. So basically the same as any other alt-right/reactionary idol.
He's a leftie. You must be pretty far gone off the SJW deep end if you think Sargon is anything remotely conservative.
>>71874302
Sargon is a literal cuck. /Pol/ doesn't like him at all.
t. Occasional /pol/ lurker
>>71869746
>Pay 3 dollars more for AVX ticket
>don't have to wait in line like a retard
>can literally walk into the movie theatre right before the movie starts and go to your assigned seat (that you chose)
>>71869924
>tfw that literally happens at my local one
>>71879811
>he doesn't know about the hidden theatre brawl room where you go after you and some random cunt argue over the same seat
>>71879563
Are you some sort of fucking moron. Modern feminism is nothing near what it used to be and it needs criticizing by liberals as much as right wing people. Also brexit is more complex than right wing verses left wing, there were people on both sides of the political spectrum that wanted out, hell I'm a liberal and voted out.
>>71869720
>8.40 euros for a ticket
what the literally hell?
>>71874346
>If you must see it then buy a ticket to a different movie and sneak into it.
this, do people actually want Sony to make money for their arrogance
