Alliser "Man Flesh, Bread And Butter" Thorne edition
previous >>71783329
Azor Bran
why didn't you save her
>>71784570
thanks uncle benjen
1st for CIA x Sansa, the patrician's choice.
> Post yfw Jaime x Brienne actually happens
What are the chances guys? I just wont this one thing to happen even if Jamie dies after.
>>71784576
He should have ordered Alliser not to kill him if he didn't want to get stabbed, just like Mormont should have ordered Karl not to murder him. These brainless Lord Commanders were leading the Night's Watch down a dark path.
And now our hope is dead, just like Alliser Thorne
Is there any individual being stronger than a durgon?
What were your thoughts on the dickbelts this season /got/?
Sorry I don't have a current pic related
Jay Bauman, are you in this thread?
>>71784570
check out this pic of god praying to himself
>"The horses died first. We didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy. But later when we started to fall... That wasn't easy. We should have had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you and still had bones leftover for soup."
Friendly reminder that Alliser Thorne literally ate his brothers.
>>71784661
Minuscule but I can always hope
>>71784696
Why does vary need a swordbelt? He doesn't carry a sword.
>>71784714
Thanks anon that's a lovely picture
>>71784714
>check out this pick of the worst character in the series being bad at acting.
Who prays like that?
>>71784661
100%. It's GRRMs OTP, no fucking way he doesn't at least take her virginity before the end. There's tons of foreshadowing and there's been more than one close call of Brienne getting raped, Hyle Hunt only wants her for her title, etc. Jaime is the only guy that really loves her. And they keep pointing out how Jaime has never been with a woman other than Cersei. Brienne is the only other woman he cares about. They WILL have sex before the end of the series. Then one of them will probably die, but it'll happen.
>>71784817
WTF is wrong with his tooth?
>>71784661
fucking confirmed
So what happened?
>>71784831
>check out this hodorfag being butthurt as fuck
Who hates like that?
Season 7 when ?
>>71784866
>>71784866
>>71784866
New thread
>It's a Bran doesn't care that Jojen, Hodor, and Summer died for him episode
Baelor Butthole, so called because Jamie craved his sacred sausage and wanted it stuck up his bunghole, who's name is truly Bonifer of house Hasty, was Rhaegar's father.
This is indisputable fact.
>>71784831
omg its the person who had a meltdown because isaac kissed a girl on instagram. how are you doing buddy? you hanging in there?
>“The old High Septon told my father that king’s laws are one thing, and the laws of the gods another,” the boy said stubbornly. “Trueborn children are made in a marriage bed and blessed by the Father and the Mother, but bastards are born of lust and weakness, he said. King Aegon decreed that his bastards were not bastards, but he could not change their nature. The High Septon said all bastards are born to betrayal… Daemon Blackfyre, Bittersteel, even Bloodraven. Lord Rivers was more cunning than the other two, he said, but in the end he would prove himself a traitor, too. The High Septon counseled my father never to put any trust in him, nor in any other bastards, great or small.”
Reminder that Cat was right in the end, Jon did steal her children's birthright.
>>71784716
That's supposed to be common in the asoiaf universe. During the siege of storms end Stannis imprisoned 2 deserters (instead of executing them) because they could be eaten if they ran out of food
>>71784893
mad
>>71784913
Friendly reminder that you are all discussing a series written by a guy who thinks "Baelor Butthole" is an entertaining nickname.
>>71784863
baby teeth retard
>>71784676
Podrick's dick.
>>71784817
i'm starting to read the books and am halfway through the first book and i still dont get why people root for stannis
>>71784950
>common
Wrong word, but it isn't a taboo if things are bad enough. It's something that can be planned in forward to
>>71784936
>steal
Robb most likely left the North to Jon, making Jon completely legitimate.
>>71784979
based!
Hacks
>>71784979
>"I did it Meera. I finally became George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire™"
Fucking really?
>>71784740
Because it looks nice
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who root for Jon because they themselves are bastards born out of the sacred bonds of marriage instead of being trueborn
Bastards the lot of you.
>>71784982
He's not even in the first book, weak b8
>It's over, my love. Looking back at it, it was truly a game of thrones, wasn't it?
Search your feelings, you know it to be true,
>>71784982
> halfway through the first book
Probably because he isn't even introduced until the second book.
I don't like Stannis because he's woeful hypocritically but hes so fucking headstrong you have to admire him.
>>71784955
Jamie was clearly overcome with jealousy. He was Bonifer's bulge and was overcome with inadequacy. His tiny Lannister cock didnt even compare. His mom had to go to the Mad King because Tiny Tywin couldn't satisfy her, but this was the guy satifying the wife of a man who was being used to satify other wives. Wowza! They wouldn't even use the same scale of measurement.
Cast him.
This thread now belongs to His Grace, Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Servant of the Lord of Light and Protector of the Realm.
>>71785210
Spider-Man
>>71785210
Willas Tyrell, the based NEETlord of Hoegaarden.
>>71785232
I like where this is going
>>71785013
Is that one string going all the way down the doublet? That seems like it would be frustrating to put on
>>71784958
Baby teeth aren't supposed to be fucked up...
>Wed, bed, behead, crown.
GO GO GO
>>71785276
that would piss me off im too autistic for that
>>71785394
behead you for posting this for the 50th time
>>71784936
Fishes didn't deserves North Throne.
>>71785394
Wed Arya, bed Salsa, behead the cripple, crown Jon.
>>71785029
Seeing to the fate of Winterfell and the Starks, all those things could be interpreted as revenge.
>>71785293
youre fucking stupid beyond hope, time to end your life
>>71785394
Wed Salsa, bed Arya, behead the Great Other, Crown the White Wolf
What did she mean by this?
>>71785394
Wed, behead, crown, bed.
>>71784936
Reminder that if that is true, then Bloodraven is a also a traitor and is likely tricking Bran into helping the Others.
>>71784570
>>71784588
>>71784615
>>71784649
>>71784817
>>71785013
lmao love these threads! keep up the quality posting guys!
>>71785014
Sansa will end up marrying someone older than her:
>He always smiles when he speaks of Mya Stone. Mya was much younger than Ser Lothor, but when her father had been brokering the marriage between Lord Corbray and his merchant's daughter, he'd told her that young girls were always happiest with older men. "Innocence and experience make for a perfect marriage," he had said.
>Lothor Brune would be a good match for a bastard girl like Mya Stone, she thought.
Lothor Brune is of "middle age" which means at least 40-50 to Mya's 18 years old. Sansa thinks this is a good match.
>>71785394
Wed Arya, behead Salsa, also behead Bran, Jon already has a crown.
>>71785147
littlefinger has said how shit he is and everything he said is true
>>71785014
This
>>71785531
Still salty the mods don't care about your /qa/ thread?
>Who should the North rally behind? A true born daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell or a motherless bastard born in the South?
>"I dont care if he's a bastard"
>"King in the North!"
DIISSHHH WASHHNT PART OF THE PLAN
SHTOP IT LORD ROYCE SHTAY SHEATED
KNIGSHT OF THE VALE PUT DOWN YER SHWORDS PLEESSHEEE
>>71785534
Littlefinger's just grooming her anon.
>>71785534
Wew I didn't notice that Sansa thought of Baelish as "her father"
>>71785604
>CIAxSansafags are okay with Petyr fucking a chick who thinks of him as a father
>but aren't okay with Jon fucking Sansa
Why?
>>71784714
>Bran is God and thus controls everything
>Everything sucks
I'm actually beginning to buy this theory...
>>71785629
buttblasted jonautist spotted
>>71785565
Season 7 will start with Jon and Sansa reluctantly fucking on Ned & Cat's old bed while LF looks on through a keyhole with his 'little finger' out and dripping.
Jon keeps his eyes closed and imagines Ygritte in the throes of death as he methodically pumps his tiny little pecker into his "half-sister's" ginger curtain. Sansa has a pained, disgusted look on her face which only makes Petyr harder. As Jon reaches his bastardly climax, Sansa realizes that once the bastard has filled her with his dirty seed, she will have fulfilled her purpose of being a breeding machine and secured her place as top whore in the north. EUUUUURR HUR HUUUUGHH Jon grunts as Sansa's dry cunt gobbles up his globby bastard cum. Peytr's eyes widen and his body shakes with both pleasure and shame as he spills his own load onto the cold stone of Winterfell.
>>71785570
i didn't make that thread
>>71785531
>Keep on shitposting, guys. Soon I'll have so much evidence that the mods will HAVE to pay attention to my /qa/ thread and shut /got/ down. I'm so awesome. I'm totally the Joker of /tv/!
>>71784540
Jon should have listened to the mannis and sent him to Eastwatch by the sea
>>71784936
Cat stole her own children's birthright. The way she treated Jon and blamed him for (what she thought were) Ned's actions sent Jon to the wall, which kept him safe from harm.
Who has the most Guts in GoT?
>>71785704
Of course you didn't.
>>71785394
Wed Arya
Wed and Crown Sansa
Behead Bran
Behead jon
>>71785719
Jon could've saved Robb from the Wed Reddit.
>>71785723
>yfw you realize Petyr getting Sansa used to kissing a man she regards as a family member is prepping her for having indecent feeling for and hooking up with Jon
>>71785626
A Hasty is hardly a good match for a Stark. Lord Baelish is the protector of the Vale and Lord of Harrenhal
>>71785772
*shit, forgot gif
>>71785739
yeah jon would have just started taking heads as soon as the crossbow bolts started flying
>>71785723
yoren, grenn, or some other now dead character
hound is brave af, but its easier to be brave when you are so phyisically superior in every fight
>>71785755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba15UbImJXw
>>71785785
What the fuck is a Hasty?
And Jon's gonna be King or at least legitimate by Robb's decree in the books.
And has support from a shitload of dudes right now in the show.
And the Protector of the Vale title is temporary and in the show and likely the books soon enough, will be stripped by the Crown when he tries to seat Sansa
>>71785723
I mean I'm not sure if you could call it guts, but Ned went forward to tell Westeros that Stannis was the rightful heir, even though he knew his faith for doing so.
>>71785842
*Lord of Harrenhal will be stripped
>>71785842
Rhaegar was the son of Rhaella Targaryean and a Stormlander knight named Ser Bonifer Hasty.
>>71785890
No, he wasn't
Fuck off Hasty, accept that you're the Littlefinger of your generation except you had no Lysa to console you and fell off the fucking ladder
what are the odds sansa kicks the bucket next season
haven't browsed for a couple of days
has Preston an hero'd yet?
>>71786045
>>71786045
slim to none
>>71786081
why couldnt you have just lied to spare my feelings?
>>71785723
the hound
jaime
dany
euron and victarionarya
not necessarily in that order
The Tyrell, Dorne, Dany alliance won't last.
Tyrion's gonna have major beef with both.
Tyrells poisoned Joffrey, Olenna would probably brag about it and spread the word fucking everywhere now that House Tyrell has no future and she'd wanna piss off Cersei, but blamed Tyrion for it which almost got him killed.
Dorned poisoned Myrcella, whose marriage to Trystane Tyrion arranged to bring Dorne closer to the Crown.
>Im just going to leave you right here senpai. I could atleast get you to the tree line but fuck it lol
>>71786045
she'll experience a lot of petites morts courtesy of Jon if that's any consolation
>>71786146
>implying D&D remember any of those plots
>>71785911
Think about it if you were a woman. Weak little Aerys with his tiny trouser dragon and soft princling hands or brave, handsome , rugged Stormlander man Bonifer the Big who wins tournies for you?
>>71784740
Where else is he gonna put his invisible crossbow at silly.
>>71786146
olenna didnt blame tyrion, she just allowed him to take the blame, agree he will be mad tho
and he should be furious about myrcella because by all accounts he liked her alot and they completely betrayed his trust (sending her was his idea) by killing her
>>71786181
Gee, thanks Uncle Benjen.
>>71785588
yeah and it's clearly working.
Is it true that season 7 is going to be delayed?
>>71786226
whats wrong with his mouth
>>71786181
t-thanks uncle benjers
>btw The Wall is magic n shit
Wait, guys, what the fuck.
If Valyria didn't exist yet during the long night, how is it written that Valyrian steel kills others?
>>71786224
it was Doran Idea and he was a pussy boi. No pussie boi will ever rule Dorne in the City of Dorne again
>>71786213
>Targs
>having small dicks
No, just no
>>71786228
Grooming her to also want dick from "relatives" >>71785772
>>71786263
just a nice coincidence, like pee curing jellyfish stings.
>>71786263
In the book that Sam reads, it's called Dragonsteel, so presumably the actual method for forging it was around long before Valyria, and then the Valyrians eventually re-discovered it, and now it's referred to as Valyrian Steel.
What's his endgame?
>>71786278
Targs have low test. Which is why lyanna genes completely overshot any targ genes in Jon.
Low test = Small dick
>>71786278
>No, just no
What's with this manner of speech? Here from r/gameofthrones?
I'm going to write my own ASOIAF, only instead of England it's going to be set in Feudal Japan. Each Island will have it's own set of lords and stuff. There will be an Emperor, but he will be subservient to the Shogun. Then outsiders with superior technology will arrive and open start fucking shit up. Also, there will be Water Dragons and Sun Gods. It's going to be most choice. Enjoy your plebby pleb shit, plebs.
>>71786235
et enns
>>71786263
fire made steel, really that's it, fire made ___ anything will work, e.g. dragons are fire made flesh, obsidian is fire made idk rocks?
>>71786229
Yes, they're pushing filming to Winter months to get the right kind of darkness.
Might mean the season doesn't air until between September and November.
Otherwise they'd be airing a show about winter, during warmer months like May to qualify for emmys
>>71786181
>QUEUE CONVENIENTLY TIMED RANGING PARTY FROM THE WATCH
>>71786316
is that actually true?
Seems like a practical joke some natives would make up to fool tourists.
>>71786356
Let Bran ruin everything by letting the White Walkers through the wall. That's how Bran will die. The Night King will kill him the moment he stops being useful, which will probably be within the first two episodes of season seven.
>>71786357
That's not how any of that shit works, please stop with your shit memes
What if the big game changer that leads to the end of the story isn't Dany and her Dragons, but the invention of gunpowder?
>>71786356
to give everyone shitty birthday presents they never asked for
>thanks uncle benjen....
>>71786362
That sounds weeby and gay. Go suck a butt, friendpai.
>>71786408
>That's how Bran will die.
>yfw youre wrong
who /ireland/ here?
>>71785723
Well to make a symbolic translation, the Hound is closest to Guts as a character.
>>71786356
to give the night king a ride to kingslanding but only drops him off at the trident
>>71786396
>Mance stumbles out of the bushes
*Record Scratch*
So you're probably wondering how I got here...
>>71786454
He hasn't used his powers to do anything useful all season, save for reveal Jon's heritage to no one but the audience. D&D clearly don't like the character, and as he is the only thing that can possibly bring down the Wall in the show... Occam's Razor, my senpai.
>>71786422
>end of the story
What story?
>>71785626
Because he's not ACTUALLY her father, retard. You think its incest when a girl calls her boyfriend daddy? It's like intense roleplay. She KNOWS he isn't really her father.
>I am not your daughter, she thought. I am Sansa Stark, Lord Eddard's daughter and Lady Catelyn's, the blood of Winterfell. She did not say it, though. If not for Petyr Baelish it would have been Sansa who went spinning through a cold blue sky to stony death six hundred feet below, instead of Lysa Arryn. He is so bold. Sansa wished she had his courage.
>"Thank you." She felt absurdly proud for puzzling it out, but confused as well. "I'm not, though. Your daughter. Not truly. I mean, I pretend to be Alayne, but you know..." Littlefinger put a finger to her lips. "I know what I know, and so do you. Some things are best left unsaid, sweetling."
She just thinks of him that way when she's pretending to be Alayne. She thinks of him as "Petyr" more often than she thinks of him as "Father".
>Petyr drew her close and kissed her on both cheeks.
>Petyr put his arm around her.
>The castle seemed as empty as a tomb, and more so when Petyr was away.
>No sooner did she tell Petyr her idea than he went out and made it happen.
>Besides, Petyr said that I should not seem eager.
>Petyr will howl when I tell him what I said.
>Just as Petyr had promised, the young knights flocked around her, vying for her favor.
>It had fallen out just as Petyr said it would.
>>71786454
>It's a Branpedos in denial episode.
Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever
Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they killed him.
>>71786595
And Jon's not ACTUALLY her brother you retard
>>71786675
They're cousins. But it doesn't matter either way because there's absolutely no reason for Jon to marry Sansa.
>>71786776
I really hate jonsa, but their is a reason to solidify his claim on the north
>>71786670
Bran
>Will probably take down the Wall and ruin everything
Jon
>Probably won't
>>71786776
Except get House Targaryen a formal alliance
>>71786835
Bruh he's literally the king of the north.
There's nothing to solidify.
>>71786846
They already have one, in the name of Jon.
>>71786846
House Targaryen has plenty of alliances already. Dothraki raper squad, a couple Viking pirates, some big lizards, some hoegardens and some sandstickers. Plenty of alliances.
>>71784879
A ruse.
Perhaps she just wanted to chill with her previous co-stars and they were like "sure".
>>71786871
No.
A Targ can't just be allowed to be King in the North and Lord of Winterfell fully and in his own right.
>>71784540
>/got/ is still alive
Are you thankful for the based mods not banning your general? You should be.
Also, JonSa is love.
>>71786915
>A Targ can't just be allowed to be King in the North
They made him King in the North, so I guess all there is to say is sorry that you're wrong.
>>71786926
god I hate you so much
>>71786891
Dothraki who'll abandon Dany when they get a taste of snow and cold and the horses that they revolve their lives around start dying off in huge numbers.
Theon won't let Yara and Dany make threats of violence against the Starks.
Olenna killed Joffrey and Tyrion's gonna have a problem with how he was the patsy for that.
Dorne also killed Myrcella, which he'll also have a problem with.
Alliance won't stand long.
Has anyone remarked on how three dragons are getting across an ocean when they won't fit on the ships?
>>71785565
lol
>>71786915
Why not?
>>71786675
but they were RAISED as siblings you fucking idiot. i could find out me and my sister weren't blood related at all tomorrow and i still wouldn't want to fuck her.
even edgelord sophie said she thinks it would be strange:
>"I feel like Jon and Sansa would be strange, especially because isn’t it considered not legitimate if you haven’t consummated the marriage? I really don’t think either of them would be particularly up for that. It would be very difficult."
>>71786954
They don't know he's a Targ yet you retard.
>>71786926
>/got/ is still alive
I wouldn't call it "alive," so much as barely hanging on by a thread...
>>71786600
>its an actual retard thinks bran is going to die before revealing r+l=j episode
>>71787003
Who said they did?
>>71787005
pun intended?
>>71786979
>Theon won't let Yara and Dany make threats of violence against the Starks.
Nah, more likely Theon will turn back to Reek when Danny's army will reach the North and meets with new king.
>>71786989
Cause that'd mean the North's not longer behind House Stark and House Stark would now be replaced by House Targaryen in the North.
And open up all sorts of problems by setting a precedent of a cousin from a female line being allowed to succeed like that and replace the original House
>>71787024
He already revealed it to the audience, that's good enough for D&D. Jon's actual lineage would only spell trouble for him down the road when Danaerys is looking to rule. They'll most sweep it all under the rug.
>>71786482
I am Irish (as in Irish Irish, not Irish-American) and I love big asses. Am I some sort of freak?
>>71786891
>Dothraki raper squad, a couple Viking pirates
Useless.
>>71786600
youre delusional as shit, if bran dies it wont be before he gets to winterfell you imbecile
>>71787076
so you are in fact just a retard. good to know
>>71787002
Raised as siblings when they were still kept apart and Sansa spent time with him cause he took after Catelyn, and saw him as a threat and separate from the family cause he was a bastard.
Even Sophie admits their relationship would get better.
And I'm not even acting like they're doing it out of love, it's politics, fuck the once and done
>>71787002
>but they were RAISED as sibling
Nope.
>>71784893
/qa/ autist blown the fuck out again. /got/ offseason is mod approved, hide the threads and deal with it.
>>71787025
>the audience and Bran will learn Jon's parentage but no one else will ever know even though bran's heading South and has more to do in the war against the Others
No
>>71787094
Oh, he's dying. I promise you that.
If he's not going to bring down the wall, why didn't the Night King chase him from 3ER's lair? And if he IS going to bring down the Wall, why would the Night King let him get to Winterfell? Bran is as dead as it gets.
>>71787151
Did you click the wrong post?
>>71787164
lol ok you fucking idiot keep telling yourself that
>I ship Jonsa
>>71787164
>actually thinks bran is going to die before ever revealing jons parents
/got/ have you ever seen someone so delusional in your entire life?
>>71787177
No, I'm pointing out that since Bran knows the parentage, is heading South to Winterfell most likely once Edd tells him shit, and will keep surviving cause his capacity as the 3ER means he still has more to do, that he'll reveal Jon's shit to others
Guess I should've clarified
>>71787194
What a measured and well thought out point you just made, I guess I must be wrong.
Branpedos are the worst.
>>71787218
That doesn't have anything to do with my post, but you still say that you didn't click the wrong one. Maybe you should have clarified and checked the post number you clicked.
>>71787228
having an IQ higher than room temperature = branpedo
top kek
>>71787122
*barely spent time
*she took after Catelyn
>>71785723
Arya objectively has guts.
>>71787202
>>71787092
Tells at to your anus after the raper squad rolls through.
>>71787246
You said "who said they did>" to my post about the North not knowing he's a Targ yet.
I assumed you made a typo and meant "who said they will?"
Now what did you really mean if what I said in response has nothing to do with what you said?
>>71787266
>jonsa autists accusing me of wasting time when they're the ones starting arguments because they're butthurt over it not actually happening
i need to update this
>>71787253
No, defending Bran when it makes no sense simply because you want to fuck him = Branpedo
>>71786926
>Also, JonSa is love.
Nah, fuck that. CIA can have her.
>>71787323
>>71787325
not being stupid enough to think r+l=j is never going to be revealed to anyone via bran = defending bran
wew lad
>>71787318
>I assumed you made a typo and meant "who said they will?"
You're really a gargantuan idiot.
>>71787325
why are you so mad
>>71787355
i really, really like this image
>>71787269
Good luck.
>Winter's here
>Dany brings 100,000 new mouths and their horses too to feed
>100,000 mouths who don't know shit about agriculture and think it's for slaves and the weak
>and around 8000 other mouths who also don't know shit about growing food
T-thanks Dany
>>71787334
good man. :)
he had enough time to snuff them out
>>71787356
>Obviously they aren't going to kill the main character in the first season
>Obviously they aren't going to kill Robb before he avenges Ned
>Obviously Littlefinger isn't going to just hand Salsa off to the biggest psycho in the Seven Kingdoms, he must be up to something.
>Obviously they aren't going to build up Smirkfu and the High Sparrow as schemers only to kill them off before their plans go anywhere
Do you even Game of Thrones?
>>71787522
The Tyrells will feed them.
it's a scientifically proven fact that Jon and Dany are going to bump uglies
it's time everyone came to terms with this
>>71787432
Try to understand, I do want you as a fan.
Why doesn't anyone cover their head/ears north of the wall? I thought it was cold?
>>71787676
jorah x dany > jon x dany
>>71787640
holy shit you actually are this stupid.
>>71787707
because this show is retarded
none of the important characters wear helmets either
>>71787676
Why would he fuck his aunt?
>>71787707
Having blood of the First Men gives you 50% resistance to frost.
>>71787783
she's hot and he's never met her
also he might not know
also he might have to
also fuck you it's happening
>>71787783
Targaryens gonna Targ
>>71787522
This is also the first thing I thought of, right after "How do three large dragons cross the sea? Do they perch on the back of the ships? Do they fly across the ocean?"
It was Napoleon who said "An army moves on its stomach", and many an army has been defeated merely by having their supply lines cut off.
>>71787783
He doesn't know she's his aunt, and probably never will. It's called plot convenience.
>>71787671
Could be a problem with the coldest Winter in a thousand years coming and most places now starting to stock up on food to last them through.
>>71787202
shut up you slut
>>71787838
>Do they fly across the ocean
Probably this. They can fly the length of Westeros without stopping, the Narrow Sea really shouldn't be a problem. Aegon had to have done it with his dragons at some point. Granted, those boats move much slower than Dragons do. Maybe they teleport?
>>71787884
i'm not a slut
>>71787874
Nope. Problems don't count if you choose to ignore them.
>>71787743
Jora x Jon
>Danny good news! I found out that getting bummed by a Targaryen cures my stone-aids!
>Post yfw the entire Baratheon line is either dead or represented by unlegitimized bastards (so dead) and it's pretty much all that dumb faggot Stannis' fault
Stannis is literally "Local man ruins everything": The character.
>>71784950
He also burned three men for eating a dead soldier during their March on winterfell
That scene with Thorne was one of the few I liked/agreed with his character. He was right, shit is rough in the winter and they were playing die high school anime games with each other.
>>71787975
>Jora x Jon
>>71787676
Truly, it was a song of ice and fire
>>71787990
>line is either dead or represented by unlegitimized bastards (so dead)
Same can be said of the Starks. I have a feeling that the series will end with very few of the former great houses on the map.
Hey look what I found on my hard drive.
I need to get a fucking social life...
>>71788029
Bran lives. They can milk his prostate or something.
>>71788032
Leon Grayboat is my favorite. I remember when those were first posted, these threads weren't a steaming pile of fucking shit.
>>71787933
you are an attention slut
>>71788032
> 2013...
>>71788118
gotta kill time somehow til real time w/ bill maher comes on
>>71788071
Bran's probably not going to live past the end of the series. He'll most likely sacrifice himself in some way.
>>71788166
at least post feet as pay back
>>71788032
>>71788109
this isn't even funny though
>>71788029
>>71788071
Or, let Sansa remain Queen, pull some kinda Seven Kingdoms royal family type thing where the guy can't marry into the royal family, so their kids will be Starks by name.
Might have to settle for a second or third son though so the father's family don't get cucked out of inheritance and House when the dad dies
>>71788209
>Sansa remain Queen
How can Sansa remain at a position she'll never attain?
>>71788032
>he likes little birds
P E D O
>>71788201
Fuck off.
>>71788193
i don't have nice feet
also i don't wanna post my pics here
>>71788248
Will she die in the books?
>>71788266
grrm confirmed she will
Which characters do you think are assholes IRL? Kit seems nice in interviews, but I keep hearing he's a douche IRL. Granted, Bongs are prickly douchebags in general before you get to know them, that's just a fact.
>>71788289
wasn't there a girl here who said she met kit at a bar and he was a bit of a jerk?
>>71788266
Yes.
I wonder if Val will murder her. She wanted Jon to kill her in case she became contagious.
>>71788164
It's missing one:
"Baratheron, Baratheon,
you are a stag
Stannis is an autist and
Renly a fag"
>>71788289
I keep hearing people push this rumor, but it seems like the entire cast is BFFs with him.
>>71788289
Can't really say why, it's just the feeling I get whenever I see him out of character.
>>71788239
>implying
Littlefinger won't rest until she's Queen in the North, he'll die trying.Not really, once the going gets tough he'll probably consider her a lost cause and try and fuck hr and Jon over to climb by himself. The pottery of Jon having made the climb while supporting Ygritte from falling and Littlefinger later letting Sansa fall is getting to me
>>71788278
>>71788266
>>71788315
That's to bad. Will Melly be behind it? Since Jon is "dying" when we last see him That wouldn't make much sense having Jon be resurrected and then Melly burn Shireen.
>>71788289
he is confirmed a douche
>>71788334
wow he can fake it to get along with his coworkers, he must be a super nice person
>>71788306
Yeah there was, and I've heard similar stories a few other places.
>>71784649
Jon will cuck LF, it's in his blood
