Objectively what do you think he was thinking?
Probably wasn't thinking at all.
Most fatal injuries, especially ones like being crushed, will knock you unconscious and you'll suffocate or bleed out while unconscious.
>>71177730
Wow I am a dumbass for running myself over. I deserve this death.
>"I hope I don't shit myself"
That's what I would be thinking, at least
>>71177730
For the love of God, beam me up!
>>71177730
"Why didn't I just move to the left or right?"
>>71177730
"I drive."
he was thinking about who would play him in his inevitable biopic
>>71177730
Disbelief mixed with shame that this is how it ends
>why is my car attacking me!?
In Mother Russia, man crush car!
felicity
I CAN'T DOO ZAT I CAN'T DOO ZAT
>Did i activate truecrypt on my hard drives?
>>71177730
probably a mixture of denial and being overwhelmed by pain
>>71177774
Anon. Theres no stopping that from happening. There is no dignity in death.
>>71177827
In Soviet Russia, car totals you!
>>71177730
And the Darwin Award goes to...
>>71177753
Yeah i didnt understand how he managed it. It didnt run him over. It hit him from behind and pinned him againts a brick thingy that he had at the end of his driveway. Probably loke on of those brick things with the light on top. He eas on jis way to see someonr or do somthing but i dont remember what.
>71177777
I VISH I HED ZE TRANSPORTER
Trying to think of his desert island band.
JOOST FUCK ZAT SHET UP
>>71177916
Say I go on a full body cleanse 3 days before I die, then like 6 hours before I die, I get an enema?
Check and mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvAR5KqkBQ
Mr Spock here, stop making fun or I will attack you.
>>71177944
kys newshit
>>71177777
>>71177730
Probably something along the lines of "HELP FUCKIN HELP SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE"
What a shit way to die. Fuckin sucks.
>>71177942
it was a mob hit
>tfw a qt dies
>tfw you've been in multiple situations where you genuinely thought you were going to die.
A mixture of comedic apathy and disbelief that you can really die this way.
The one thing you don't think about is dying, every part of your brain is working in overdrive to think of ways to save you. So, death only becomes peaceful once you drift into the black. It's only in hindsight, upon waking, that you can remember how you felt slipping away.
Shouldn't have bought a jeep
>>71177730
*record frame*
*screen scratch*
Yep me that
Probably you wondering how I got here
Well to figure thar
*dies*
Well I'm thinking that's nice of the coroner to lie like that.
Normies need their lies.
did I leave the stove on
THEN WHO WAS CAR!?
>>71178022
What a nonsensical and queer post. I will stay here, whereas you will be gone when summer ends.
>>71178085
>balding
>qt
>>71177960
Only correct answer.
>I don't wanna fuckin die!
>>71178149
>not liking high test men
do you even homo?
Why didn't I run away in a serpentine fashion?
>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
>i hope no one looks through my unforgivable porn folder
Fuck this guy.
Known for nothing but Chekov.
Dumb enough to leave a car in neutral on an incline.
If there's any luck, this will kill another NuTrek sequel.
>>71178444
Shut up you jelly belly he was great in odd thompson and all he did was ever good! fuck you!!
>>71178184
High testosterone doesn't cause balding, dihydrotestosterone (DHT) causes balding. DHT is produced by testosterone so there is a link, but every man has DHT in his blood.
Every man's hair will thin as he gets older, but the rate of the thinning is determined by how sensitive his scalp hair follicles are to DHT.
One of the major factors which cause DHT sensitivity is cortisol levels (and general poor health). Cortisol is a stress hormone created by feelings of low social rank and fear.
Most nu-males have a high level of cortisol which makes them bald.
>>71178263
Underrated post
>>71178487
well then.
i still think he was a qt :,(
>>71177730
Beam me up Scotty
>>71177774
If South Park taught us anything it's that you're only properly dead when you violently shit yourself.
If he didn't then he's now a disembodied ghost.
>>71178022
In Soviet Russia, niggers don't exist and you can walk the streets safely at night!
>>71177730
>"Beam me up, mr. Spock "
>>71178112
>you will die instantly when a plane depressurises
kek, this is the best lie they spin to make the victim's families feel better
>I should have spent more time arguing about movies with adolescent boys and autistic man-children on an online japanese cartoon image board.
Why was he assassinated?
>His Jeep was among those Fiat Chrysler models under a recall notice for transmission errors leading to unintended rolling; while the initial recall had begun before Yelchin's death, no affected vehicles had yet been repaired.
Things like that happen a lot. Fucking car companies.
>>71178096
Which ways have you nearly died that have been so comedic?
>>71178719
Coroners are shit. My mom never smoked in all her life, was never in a smoking environment, and they listed her death from pneumonia as caused by life-long smoking.
>>71178096
as another unlucky anon i can confirm
my car was sliding down the highway backwards at 70mph a few months ago and my thoughts were "is this really fucking happening AGAIN"
>>71178799
>by life-long smoking.
maybe it meant cock smoking
>>71177749
GABAGOOL
>>71178837
burn in hellllll
>>71177827
>>71177924
ebin memes guize XD
>>71178719
>you will die instantly when a plane depressurises
How would this even work? Sure you might get knocked out but you wouldn't die instantly
So now that the dust has settled, do we all agree this was the work of the Illuminati/Jews?
W-who was that large nosed man in my drivers seat....
>>71178022
In Soviet Russia, Reddit goes back to you.
>>71178719
>challenger
That was some fucked up shit when I learned the truth. I can see why they try to keep it quiet.
"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
>>71178991
Did they die a slow horrible death? I thought they instantly blew up.
>>71178719
No but you'd lose consciousness pretty quickly
>>71179023
All of the oxygen packs on their suits had been tripped, which wouldn't have happened if they'd all died during the explosion.
They died during a botched splashdown attempt either from impact, suffocation, or something more fun from being stuck in a flaming bridge from a drowning shuttle.
Set a stopwatch for 1 minute. Recall all of those things you'd really wish you'd said and done before time is up.
>>71177730ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>71179023
Their part was intact, and the explosion wouldn't have been sufficient to kill them or knock them unconscious.
They were awake and alert for the two minute trip down to the water, completely unable to act, trapped in their chairs watching the water get closer and closer.
>>71177942
did you have a stroke halfway through typing this?
>DON'T TELL HARRY!
>>71177886
Found the cunny poster!
Wait, how did he die?
>>71179023
>>71179061
The official line covered up that the cockpit probably survived the explosion intact.
That being the case, the likely scenario that investigators suggested was that if they weren't badly injured from being rattled around after the explosion they would almost definitely have died from massive trauma from the impact on the ocean.
Imagine that, those few seconds of seeing some of your crew mates possibly being bashed around like ragdolls only to be torn apart yourself from the impact with the sea. That's a horrible way to go.
>>71179193
>those few seconds
They were really high up, anon.
>The cabin hit the surface 2 minutes and 45 seconds after breakup, and all investigations indicate the crew was still alive until then.
>What's less clear is whether they were conscious. If the cabin depressurized (as seems likely), the crew would have had difficulty breathing. In the words of the final report by fellow astronauts, the crew “possibly but not certainly lost consciousness,” even though a few of the emergency air bottles (designed for escape from a smoking vehicle on the ground) had been activated.
>The cabin hit the water at a speed greater than 200 mph, resulting in a force of about 200 G’s — crushing the structure and destroying everything inside. If the crew did lose consciousness (and the cabin may have been sufficiently intact to hold enough air long enough to prevent this), it’s unknown if they would have regained it as the air thickened during the last seconds of the fall. Official NASA commemorations of “Challenger’s 73-second flight” subtly deflect attention from what was happened in the almost three minutes of flight (and life) remaining AFTER the breakup.
>>71179193
well there have to be a few seconds after the explosion when you're just free falling and your ears are ringing you catch a view of the ocean through the spinning cockpit windows and you are at peace, like "fuck, guess we didnt make it, love you senpai" and then SLAM, straight through to the other side.
>"They killed me to boost interest on their new Star Trek™ movie."
>"I'll be seeing you soon Heath Ledger."
>>71177730
he was thinking
>tfw fell for the "buy American" meme
>irrelevant in life, legend in death
wew
>>71177753
this to be honest famalamas.
>>71177774
>parking on an incline
>not applying the handbrake
>>71179245
>There's a coincidence today. On this day 390 years ago, the great explorer Sir Francis Drake died aboard ship off the coast of Panama. In his lifetime the great frontiers were the oceans, and an historian later said, "He lived by the sea, died on it, and was buried in it." Well, today we can say of the Challenger crew: Their dedication was, like Drake's, complete.
>The crew of the space shuttle Challenger honored us by the manner in which they lived their lives. We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."
What did he mean by this?
CAPTAIN I...
>>71177942
>Probably loke on of those brick things with the light on top. He eas on jis way to see someonr or do somthing but i dont remember what.
How many fingers am I holding up anon
Yes yes, very good car, very good...
HOWEVER...
>>71179516
Nigger memes are dumb.
>>71178768
You don't get out of a car on an incline without pulling the handbrake. He should have pulled the handbrake
what kind of retard gets run over by his own car
this is some darwin award shit
>>71178096
Yea this. I almost died from anaphylaxis. (I would have died had I not been found)
I had at least 3 or 4 minutes where I collapsed once, got back up and walked several yards, collapsed again, then finally rolled over and lost consciousness. I knew something was wrong and I needed to get help, but there was no sense of panic.
>>71179546
The kind of retard who doesn't engage the handbrake when on an incline.
>>71177730
>he was alive before he died
american journalism
>>71179361
>>71178768
jeep/chrysler/fiat is dun goofed.
Looks like he was
*puts on sunglasses*gone in 60 seconds
YEEEAAAHHH
>>71177730
>Hmmm a recall notice in the mail, i wonder what it's f
>>71179931
You a funny nigga
>>71177782
kek
>>71178768
>be millionaire
>drive a chrysler
wew lad
>>71180018
>anaphylaxis
aren't Chrysler the luxury brand for Dodge?
>>71179868
>>71177827
>>71177924
I had a bit of nostalgia there. Funny joke for a 15 year old reading Uncyclopedia in 2005.
>>71180070
It's still shit.
Bad build quality, gas guzzling pieces of shit with fake wood and plastic all over the place.
If you want something cheap and reliable, get a japanese car. If you want luxury, go for a lexus or the germans.
Chrysler literally has no place anymore, it's a surprise how they still manage to survive.
>>71177863
O I laffed, thanks Anon
I didn't hear about this till today, pretty sad.
SWING AWAY MERRILL
>>71177730
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>71180123
Because people in America are stupid.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71177730
>I'm in charge here!
>>71177730
AAAAAHHH SAVE ME KIRK
>>71177730
>I didn't have three hours
>>71177960
TOO SOON
>drive american car
>get crushed
>"fucking really? this is how it ends?"
Nuuuhh, NAO ITS EENNDSS
>>71178487
Fuck you you piece of shit you're so full of shit your eyes are brown fucking kill yourself
>>71178487
>discounts a retarded high test memer
>immediately posts his own retarded le nu-male meme
This is why we can't have nice things
>>71177851
I'd be thinking of her too
>>71178487
>One of the major factors which cause DHT sensitivity is cortisol levels (and general poor health). Cortisol is a stress hormone created by feelings of low social rank and fear.
You are literally retarded. There is NO link between cortisol and DHT, and you have no idea what cortisol does aside from 'stress hormone i guess xD'
t. med student
JJ shoot my scenes first!
>>71177730
Probably a massive panic, he was young so he never probably even though about his mortality until that moment. If he was an atheist he was probably thinking "shit, i will disappear now" but he was most likely religious so he asked God for help a lot. Since he was a good guy and ordinary sinner he is facing good afterlife now.
>>71182065
>>71177730
>that'll teach me to drive an automatic like some pansy faggot
>>71182135
>I want to drive a stick shift because I'm totally a manly man and I totally don't want dicks in my mouth that's why i choose to manipulate this hard shaft every time I drive instead of just buying an automatic
It's sad to see people whose masculinity is wrapped up in such retarded shit
>>71177970
Yeah but you may still piss your pants
>>71182463
>t. babby automatic driver
>>71182463
I never saw the phallic implications of a shift stick but now it all makes sense
>this shit is really heavy
Ow what the fuck how did this shit happen
>>71177730
>Objectively what do you think he was thinking?
The rear fender of his car
>>71177730
The way this is written, you would think he died about a minute before his accident.
See you in a minute Stormy Llewellyn
>>71179361
after learning to drive on with a manual i never park with applying the hand brake.
>>71177942
>Yeah i didnt understand how he managed it. It didnt run him over. It hit him from behind and pinned him againts a brick thingy that he had at the end of his driveway. Probably loke on of those brick things with the light on top. He eas on jis way to see someonr or do somthing but i dont remember what.
>>71182549
>t. Insecure child who puts everyone around him at risk by pretending he's Mario Andretti on the highway
>>71177753
His car was actually a model that had recalls for that exact problem
>>71177827
summer is here guys
>>71177730
I don't know but I do know I'm gonna be more careful with how I park my car in the future. This story is gonna save someone else's life dude
>>71183337
At the very least less people will buy fucking chrystlers
>>71183291
After he died, I hear.
>>71182463
Some people prefer manual, it requires more skill anyway.
>>71183161
whut?
I drive a stick and yeah the handbrake is a pretty neat automotive tool
>>71183650
Manual is the choice for conspiracy theorists and technophobes. If you need any sort of on-board computer top open the doors, start the engine, engage the brakes etc. they can all be hacked or left vulnerable by rogue code. As it's a 1:1 physical relationship between you and the car you don't have to second-guess what the computer believes is safe, it's all on you.
>>71182463
It's pretty handy to know how your car fucking works
Even my little sister can drive a manual
>>71179140
>>71179479
>>71178487
>testosterone doesn't cause balding, testosterone causes balding.
k den.
>>71177730
it was a hit by Putin, just like the Kenedies, Putin didn't want anyone from any political opponent's family to be prevalent
>>71183650
Sure it does, but who gives two shits about a trivial skill like manual shift during trivial tasks like moving from a-b?
People who make a big deal about muh manual shift are insecure losers who think they are in a race while they are whizzing past Betty in a minivan with her two kids. Saddest thing is they don't realize having a manual shift is a sign of poverty (in the case of run of the mill consumer cars) or compensation (in the case of muh sports car aging boomers).
If you choose/prefer a manual fine, good for you, but if you are one of these fags who makes a big deal about manuals and thinks they are superior and somehow makes you better than everyone else, you're just a retarded man child.
>>71177730
I could've had a V8!
>>71183850
>implying I can't drive manual
See >>71183927
I hope you enjoy being a man child.
>>71183927
t. grill
>>71179416
That speech gives me chills every time
>>71178487
8/10
>>71183797
im sorry i suck and am completely retarded. what i meant to say was after learning how to drive with a manual car, it became a habit to apply the hand brake all the time.
>>71183999
Man child detected
I feel like a squashed nigga
>>71177942
(:^•
>>71184004
fuck you and fuck Reagan
>>71184087
Calm down there Bernie, maybe you'll win next time.
>>71179193
>>71179245
You know, that doesn't sound that bad. Burning to death would have been horrible. Slowly drowning in a sinking cabin is terrifying. But dying due to impacting into the ocean at 200 mph, knowing that you'd be remembered as one of the very few people who truly pushed the boundary of how far life on Earth can go? I'd take it over a regular old boring death in a nursing home any day.
>>71178904
>>71183303
>am I fitting in yet guys
>I can't wait to sue these goyi-
>>71180094
Shut the fuck up your just buttmad you can't relieve the glory days of the internet back in 2004-2009
>>71177753
His car has known problems with the gear selector where it seems like its in park when it actually isnt . this is literally no fault of his
>>71178096
I almost killed myself in a self bondage incident the other month. Would've been such a shit way to die.
>>71179361
A lot of these new cars don't even have a handbrake anymore, it's fucking horrifying.
Most have an electronic little button you press to engage the parking brake. I drove a 2015 Sonata as a rental, and it didn't even have a fucking button. There was literally no option to manually engage a parking brake at all.
>>71184396
Having those buttons next to each-other doesn't seem like the best design, unless one of them isn't for what I think it's for.
>>71184491
It's exactly what you think it's for.
*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I ended up here, huh?
>>71177798
checked and LMAO
>I should have asked her to nibble my ear lobe
>ow ow ow ow ow ow ow I can't breathe ow ow ow ow
>>71177809
criminally underrated
>>71177809
Eric Roberts, and he's already completed all of his scenes.
>>71177730
>I CAN DO THIS
>>71177730
>I bought a massive fenced off mansion surrounded by Hollyweirdo's and never once decided to invest in a reliable vehicle
Is the parking brake on?
>>71184689
Checked what?
>>71183275
>t. doesn't even see the irony with this guy being killed by his automatic car
I DIDN'T PARK SO GOOD
>>71182463
>I relate anything even remotely long and stiff to an erect penis
>>71177730
This is extremely painful for me.
Is that the kid who was in Alpha Dog
>>71182463
Where I live you have to learn and do the test in a manual
>>71185199
yes
JUST
>>71185111
kyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>71185249
He was alright in that movie
>>71177730
could've gone to mars twice in that time
>>71184983
underrated
>>71184983
BRUTAL
>>71185111
LOTTA PRESSURE FOR A GOOD CAR
>>71178096
This.
I've been sliding backwards on a curvy road in a Dodge Ram (death sentence if it flips) in a matter of seconds during a storm and just kinda been like "well I guess it kinda makes sense it ends this way."
If it happens fast that will definitely be my last thought. If it happens slow, I'll probably be thinking about how I shoulda died while asphyxiating myself.
>>71184983
>lens flare even in that shot
Bravo JJ
>>71185313
30 seconds is the name of a band, not a fact.
>>71177730
> it's just like the gypsy woman said
>>71179140
Probably drunk. That looks about how I type while drunk
>>71179416
Jesus
Fucking Gravelings
>"At father’s house, we watched the movie Alpha Dog after dinner one night. This movie depicts a lot of teenagers and young people partying and having sex with beautiful girls, living the life that I’ve desired for so long. The main character is a fifteen year old kid who has sex with two hot girls in a swimming pool. I was so envious that I delighted in his death at the end. I remember thinking that I would rather live his life than mine, even though he died. He had sex and I didn’t. The movie deeply affected me emotionally, and I would think about it for some time afterwards."
You are now aware that the ghost of Elliot Rodger could not rest and is directly responsible for killing Anton Yelchin.
>>71185777
Why was he so perfect lads?
>WHY DIDN'T I EVER LEARN TO DRIVE STICK *hurk*
CEASE MOVEMENT UNPARKABLE VEHICLE!
>>71177730
>"At last, after all these years, I am finally going Into Darkness and Beyond."
>>71177730
>Objectively what do you think he was thinking?
JUST
>>71179868
>>71177942
Are you okay?
>>71185869
he was just a butthurt MUH FEELINGS californian
>>71177942
>>71178804
wtf how?
>>71178837
truly underrated
>>71177730
Frodo died?
>>71179094
Jesus Christ.
Speak soflty to Mel Gibson saying "swing away"
>>71177730
Thank God he's dead. Seriously.
Most cringeworthy Chekov since Walter Koenig.
Can they get a REAL russian to play the fucking role now...please?
>>71177730
"I wish I deleted my internet history this morning."
>>71187092
Prophet Muhammed
>>71177730
>The Jews orchestrated this to prevent the next Star Trek from underperforming
>>71184329
except, driver's training in california /stresses/ using the parking break on any sort of incline
>>71187199
There's this thing called "private browsing" these days, grandpa.
>>71187332
only queers use that on their family PC, nigger
>why did i buy a fiat product!!!
I post in /g/ quite a bit in the /csg/ and I was in a massive motorbike accident. Been off for 9 months so far. And the last words I said when I had my massive colision was "shit"
I then was laying across the road with my motorbike in bits and my leg and arm not fully attached to my body my mind didn't think about dying it made me get up but my leg buckled and came apart more so I tried to put my arm down and that gave way
at that point I lay there and just thought about how long the ambulance would be as people had rushed over.
Pic related. It's my leg
also my tech channel I do while I'm off work
to keep me sane
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q
3 major ops. 2 blood transfusions. Hours and hours and hours of physio later.
ama
>>71185077
your dubsminority report
>>71189039
>ama
You didn't drive so good. How painful was it?
>>71189039
How much cum do you guzzle on a daily basis, blogfaggot?
"I should have fucked that hooker today."
>be american
>drive a cucktomatic
>think you've put it in 'park'
>no need to engage the handbrake
>get crushed by your own car checking your postbox for your mail order pop tarts
>>71189095
Very.
was on morphine
When you're close to dying you don't feel pain as the adrenaline and shock kick in. I tried to stand up and walk off. I didn't feel anything for 15-20mins while I lay there either.
was rush hour traffic so didn't get a ambulance for 20mins.
>>71179361
>>71189174
>be british
>have to literally vote on reclaiming your rights because you literally gave away your country to the EU
>brexist passes and you still have to pay for the tv license or risk getting sent to Australia or the Isle of Man
>>71184396
I think that making everything eletronic and automated is just asking for trouble. Some stuff should stay manual.
>>71178096
I've been in one situation where I genuinely thought I would die and I took it surprisingly well. I'm honestly not really afraid of it any more. It also made me believe in God. Just throw out your cum sock and clear your internet history regularly, and there's literally nothing to fear
>Anton Viktorovich Yelchin (Russian: Aнтóн Bи́ктopoвич Eльчи́н; March 11, 1989 – June 19, 2016) was an American film and television actor, known for portraying Pavel Chekov in the Star Trek reboot series, and for several other prominent roles.
>Pavel Chekov
>Pavel
>>71183303
WELL HELLO FELLOW OLDFAG
>At least I died an abominable death rather than one of obscurity
>>71177809
>7 hour old comment
I don't care I kek'd hard
>>71189620
>made me believe in God
Wew lad
>>71177730
I should have zigzagged
>>71177730
fuck american cars
>>71177812
I was once in a situation where I thought I was gonna die and this is very accurate.
>Check em
>>71180161
The phrase "underrated post" gets thrown around a lot, but this is the real deal.
>>71184689
My favorite way to spot a newfag is to watch them completely fuck up dubsposting.
>>71183291
>retard who lives on a hill parks on an incline
>doesn't use e-brake
>kills himself
IT DA CAR FAULT
>>71177730
I doubt he even considered the possibility of death. As far as he could tell, he was just in pain after being pinned by the car. Its such a stupidly mundane way to die that he was probably just focused on getting the car off him so he could continue on with his day.
>>71178768
>>71178768
>Driving a Jeep
I don't want to be a edgelord but Jeeps are shitty vehicle's. Most Jeeps have 2/5 star ratings. Should have bought a superior Nippon SUV
