>>71175561
JON WHERES MY ARMY edition
Azor Jon
>black game of thrones
just fucking end it
>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71177170
IT'S NOT ENUFF
ARYA
So, will Jon and Dany ally or face each other ?
I miss ramsay
>If I wanted excuses I'd put her in charge!!
What did he mean by this?
>Joffrey happens to have his mother's blond hair
>"holy shit he must be a bastard ! le seed is stronk xD" - Ned
stopped watching the show there, does it get better later on ?
>>71177215
they'll both die trying to fight like typical fantasy heroes and bran will save the day by becoming the new night's king.
>>Stephen King writes much faster than I do... but does anyone really believe he turns out a book every time I write a chapter? By that measure, he would have written 72 novels in the time I took to write GAME OF THRONES.
Let's take that seriously. The first book was published in 1996, the last book has yet to be published. So let's call that five books even.
The Regulators
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass
Bag of Bones
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
Hearts in Atlantis
On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
Secret Windows: Essays and Fiction on the Craft of Writing
Dreamcatcher
Black House
From a Buick 8
Everything's Eventual
The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla
The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah
The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower
The Colorado Kid
Faithful
Cell
Lisey's Story
Blaze
Duma Key
Just After Sunset
Under the Dome
Full Dark, No Stars
11/22/63
The Dark Tower: The Wind Through the Keyhole
Joyland
Doctor Sleep
Mr. Mercedes
Revival
Finders Keepers
The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
End of Watch
32 books. So, 6/1 book ratio between them.
>Bran learns about TOJ and Jon's true destiny off screen
>Jon, alone buries Rickon in his spot
>Jon hears a faint voice in the darkness
>"Jon"
>He follows the voice deeper and deeper into the crypts
>"Jon"
>He passes Ned Stark's tomb, his brother's, his sister's
>"Jon"
>He finds himself infront of Lyanna's statue
>"Jon"
>Sees Bran beside him
>Bran touches Jon
>We finally see TOJ
>it ends with Howland asking Ned what will become of Jon
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"What if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise 'im as me own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have 'im as me bastard, a Snoh"
>>71177226
No.
The trials of Highgarden
>>71177215
who is this?
>>71177233
stephen king books are total garbage though
>>71177226
Yeah especially when his mother says he fucked her brother
>>71177226
>tommen and myrcella have the same hair
>when confronted cersei literally admits to it with little to no pressure
however, you're correct to quit while you're ahead, season 1 is objectively the best and if you only watch it you can kind of imagine everything else following in your head as you read the books
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71177260
>>71177256
Some girl i met on Tinder
>>71177226
I'm really really confused to this.
Did Ned even check who the past baratheons were wed to? did they have golden locks as specific as the Lannisters? He could have read "black of hair" ten, fifteen times but never ponder on the fact that the mothers also had black of hair
>>71177254
Best girl.
>>71177226
>not understanding recessive and dominant traits
FUCKIN DROPPED
>>71177285
He did in the books
>>71177260
Don't pretend to have read any of his books or any other literature for that matter, anon. We all can see through that.
>>71177254
>>71177291
>post yfw when she dies next episode
>>71177318
>>71177318
>"dont worry grandma its all just a ruse"
>dies in an explosion
>412 notes
>mfw tumblr likes CIA now
>>71177285
yeah, there's even some Targaryen cunny in the Baratheon line but all the kids come out with that dark hair.
>>71177318
>implying she'll die
don't be so naive
KNIGHTSH OF THE VALE
>>71177285
It would have worked better if he'd met more bastards' mothers than we see, if some of them had blonde hair, and yet all the kids were dark haired.
>>71177341
You can find nazi stuff, columbia shooters apologists, moon-kin stuff with more notes on tumblr
>>71177275
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
As time went on her shits only grew in strength. In scope. In size. Soon she was shitting out more than entire villages of people, with a thirst to match. The cycle would only grow as it continued.
Time went on and eventually only oceans could satisfy her thirst and subsequent ass-gravy ejections. The world was thrown into disarray as water became scarcer and scarcer, and only the ever-growing mounds of dooky-butter could be found amongst the wasterland.
In time, Earth had become exhausted of all resources. But it was not to cease to mad shitter. She became spaceborn, travelling through the cosmos searching for water to sustain the eternal shittery she had become embroiled in. Countless planets fell to her thirst as a trail of turd-juice was left in her wake.
And so she was became shit, dumper of worlds.
>>71177341
They like him because he came through for his waifu and didn't pull anything shady like they thought he would.
ORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93k4uhpf7g
>The only direction I gave to Kit was, "He's not human any more, he doesn't feel any sympathy or empathy for this guy."
Remind me again how Jon is exactly the same after being resurrected?
>>71177360
The leaks didnt confirmed her death, but Tommen is a goner.
And the only reason for sudoku is if she dies
>>71177360
What would her or any of her family do after this season?
>>71177372
ok good. still seems surprising to me there's that many girls who like him on there.
>>71177378
Then Kit is a shit actor
>>71177170
"when ramsay ruined your asshole and you can't hold your shit anymore"
>>71177390
Why would they kill of Tommen?
What will Ser Pounce do now?
>>71177224
she doesn't keep sucking after he nuts
>>71177284
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEE
>>71177378
this hasn't been depicted at all in the show in the writing or the acting.
>>71177393
Tyrells join Dorne in a new rebellion against the crown
Smirkfu becomes warden of the South
>>71177378
>kit can't act
What a surprise.
>>71177285
It makes more sense if you think about the context, /lyanna/ poster
Ned is aware of these "facts" (we later learn many of these are wrong but ned thinks they are true at the time):
1. his predecessor was killed when he found out this secret
2. his predecessor visited an unclaimed bastard of robert shortly prior to his death and its implied that he visited more than this outside of our general knowledge
3. he read the book ned was reading which is a book of genealogy
4. all roberts "children" have literally no baratheon features, it's not just the hair, its build, facial structure, eye colour, etc.
5. the final words of jon arryn were the seed is strong
6. cersei is a bitch who doesn't like him
7. robert is a drunkard who doesn't like her
>>71177318
Don't really give a fuck to be honest. KL plot has been garbage for almost two seasons now.
>>71177378
>tapping into his manlet insecurity
bold move
>>71177439
All plots
got should have ended in S4
>Episode 10 - TVMA: Adult Content, Adult Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity
>Nudity
Who's it gonna be???
>>71177433
yes, but all of which could have been denied and still leave Ned without a strong shred of evidence.
But cersei was dumb as fuck and didn't even deny it
>>71177194
>implying white walkers are the bad guys
I have exactly 0 reason to believe they have bad intentions. Jon is a terrorist.
>>71177432
kit's doing a good job.
>>71177456
Fuck no.
>>71177378
Jon shouldnt have even stopped to see if Wun Wun was ok. Right after he was done outside and saw Ramsey running inside he should have run toward him. Hit the main gates while screaming that he's gonna kill Ramsey
>>71177390
>The leaks didnt confirmed her death
It did. Loras, Olenna, her, Lancel all ded.
>>71177456
S5 was shit but only because of Dorne and the sand snakes, which they've since removed from the show entirely. the rest of the show is forgivable
>>71177430
her legs are so supple
>>71177432
Kit isnt great but hes good enough that I can sympathize with his character
A big contrast to him is Dany who is just so badly acted and written that I just cant stand her
>>71177479
olenna isn't even in KL
>>71177479
"no"
https://youtu.be/ieopHE5MU6c?t=48s
Why is she still doing the Rastafarian accent?
I've been gone for a while, is there an edit where Radmure kills Rickon yet?
>>71177479
>>71177318
At least she'll be able to return to Elementary.
>>71177360
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-stars-reportedly-salary-negotiations-final-seasons/
>>71177500
>>71177457
>>71177503
She was last seen in KL right before Margaery's walk of shame.
>>71177465
>>71177483
Name 1 single epic scene from S5-6
Last memorable scene was Tyrion killing Tywin
>>71177430
>tyrells joining dorne
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
where is this buttslut going to be appearing next episode?
>>71177531
Is there ANYONE who actually thinks Stephen King is anything but a hack?
>>71177531
The ending to hardhome is the best scene in the entire show famalam
Whatever "great" scenes before that are all tarnished by the fact that they are simply worse than their book counterparts
>>71177538
It's practically confirmed
Prepare for Olenna, Varys and Sandsnek scenes
>>71177531
Tyrion seeing Drogon for the first time in the ruins of Valyria
>>71177531
Hodor holding the door
Sansa losing her anal virginity
Stanis finally dying
>>71177246
>Now it begins
>Noh, now igh egns
>>71177543
He's the greatest living American fantasy sci fi author. He is truly America's favorite storyteller.
>>71177500
>>71177461
Well yeah, he is miles better than khaloreesi, but he still falls short of what he's supposed to be like, I reckon. If they actually told him to play an unsympathetic cunt after the resurrection then it doesn't really show, aside from the initial executions and perhaps that slow edgy walk to Ramsay.
He seems more like a pussy now tbqh.
>“One of the characters who has come back repeatedly from death is Beric Dondarrion, The Lightning Lord. Each time he's revived he loses a little more of himself. He was sent on a mission before his first death. He was sent on a mission to do something, and it's like, that's what he's clinging to. He's forgetting other things, he's forgetting who he is, or where he lived. He's forgotten the woman who he was once supposed to marry. Bits of his humanity are lost every time he comes back from death; he remembers that mission. His flesh is falling away from him, but this one thing, this purpose that he had is part of what's animating him and bringing him back to death. I think you see echoes of that with some of the other characters who have come back from death,” Martin said.
https://youtu.be/1k0YsrTBEYM?t=1m16s
>the wars to come
Is Dabid so deep in the world of Westeros that he just uses phrases from the show in his everyday speech?
Also remember when we though the random tower Drogon perches on was going to be the Tower of Joy?
>>71177531
Stannis facing the cavalry charge.
Last episode had some pretty epic scene too.
>>71177543
he's one of the best originator of story ideas of the 20th century, and he's really good at characterizations. he's just terrible at endings and mediocre at plotting in general because he doesn't outline.
>>71177531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcdkxboChpY
>>>71177531
>>71177599
Dubs confirm a great azor moment
>>71177577
>American
Found the problem
>>71177531
Hardhome
Stannis marching on Winterfell
The Hound's return
Benjen's return was pretty cool
>>71177430
Although I do think this is actually a decent way to make Dorne relevant and I don't know why the fuck they even introduced it last season, I don't see how they survive next episode if Cersei does what she does. I honestly don't know how anyone lives. It seems like killing everyone makes sense.
>>71177439
Should of gave up when the real queen left
>>71177514
Although I'm teamMargdies, she's not a major character like the ones listed so it wouldn't mention her contract in an article probably. No one really cares xD.
>>71177564
>Having a waifu that is dedifu
>>71177458
its medieval england anon, evidence isn't a thing that exists, all Ned has to convince are the baratheons, both of whom already know that this is the case and are biding the time, Stannis is the heir so its important that he agree, they also own the stormlands so that's 1/7th of the kingdom.
Beyond that, Ned implicitly has the support of the North and the Riverlands and (he supposes) the Vale
Dorne have no horse in the race (they hate both equally though lannisters probably more than the baratheons)
iron islands can be kept in place by theon and overwhelming numbers advantage
the reach really wants to put marg on the throne so its hard to say whats in their best interest in this alternate scenario, they might end up supporting either side but would probably try to remain neutral
lannisters would get completely fucked because they'd have only the westerlands and the crownlands which are separated by enemies/neutral third parties
so it would be a war of 2 kings
Stannis vs Joffery
which stannis would easily win with that much of the kingdom behind him, Renly wouldn't declare because of this either so he'd be forced to not be a bitch cunt about it
then stannis marches everyone north to battle the white walkers and dany turns into sauron and gets defeated by gandalf the red
>good end
>>71177522
wew lad
>>71177531
>intentionally asking questions that are easy to answer
have another (You) you prankster
>>71177531
Pic related
>>71177619
>Should of gave up when the real queen left
The real queen was never in King's Landing.
>>71177619
fyi she's Sansa's waifu as well
>>71177522
Huh, they both kinda look like men. I wonder if it's the same artist.
>>71177680
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
>>71177531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ-LIOFXzgM
Jon executes Mel and sword catches fire
>>71177693
Thank you rlm, you can go now
Okay guys, let's play a game. I'm an actor playing a major character in the show. You may or may not believe this, I don't care. What matters is that I'll answer a few of your questions, the ones that are not likely to compromise me.
Go on.
>>71177667
TURN AROUND
LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEE
>>71177623
If Stannis didnt use Mellisandre to kill Renly, everything would have ended nicely. Stannis would be lord of the Stormlands, the North would be more or less independant from the Iron Throne, Robb would be alive, safe and sound, he would have probably married Sansa to some Frey in order to excuse his secret mariage, Arya would have gone home safely. Until Dany arrives that is
>>71177650
I am pleasantly surprised with the amount of (you)s, thats true
The only valid answer has been hardhome, which I was sure it was S4
HOWEVER
>Hodor
>Any Essos scene
>That guy who mentioned benjen
>>71177703
She isn't going to be in Season 7 either and she's pregnant
sheeeit
>>71177715
Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
>>71177254
>>71177360
>>71177430
>>71177564
>>71177680
>>71177706
Stop avatarfagging
>>71177715
Coke or pepsi?
>>71177688
Definitely not, linework's totally different.
>>71177715
How many people on or in the show have you fucked or sucked?
>>71177715
Who do you like better, David or Dan?
she looks way better in the show
>>71177715
What was for lunch on the last day of shooting?
So Euron's fleet is going to encounter Mother of Burgers fleet on the way to Westeros and have a massive ship battle?
If he finishes his 1000 ships in a couple of weeks that is
>>71177715
Can you ask Maisie to contact me?
What do showfags think of Euron Greyjoy?
>>71177724
Hardhome was season 5. The only good episode in the season
>>71177479
They also said Tormund will die.
CIA better fuck everyone's shit up next episode I am tired of him getting zero screentime
>>71177703
Reminder that Mel told Arya they would meet again.
Why aren't there any main black characters on the show?
>>71177715
How big are they?
>>71177715
who on set rips the deadliest farts?
>>71177756
>There are people who complain about her perfect pancake tits
>>71177769
whos is that
>>71177724
>>That guy who mentioned benjen
I stand by that, the Benjen reveal was cool. It might not be a big 'epic' moment with loads of impact but it brought back a much missed character and added a lot to the lore, plus it was pretty spoky.
>>71177785
what did she mean by this?
>>71177772
Thats exactly what he/she said
>>71177731
I cannot answer that question.
>>71177737
Pepsi lol
>>71177743
I'm too beta for that.
>>71177744
Neither. I know how boring it sounds.
>>71177795
BIG COCK
NIGGA WENT FULL BRANDON STARK
NEVER GO FULL BRANDON
>>71177795
The guy who Dany's been fucking
>>71177787
I can answer that for you.
>>71177721
stannis and renly were literally about to fight a huge battle with their armies about it
if stannis had won it would have been the same shit, the tyrells would have abandoned them to go to the lannisters literally the only reason they sided with renly is because he could marry marg and she could be queen, notice they immediately swap to the only other faction with an unmarried male heir to the throne
except it would have been worse because stannis would have expended much of the stormlands and his owns strength during the battle
Renly is objectively the dumbest/least honourable character in the entire series, not even roose bolton or walder frey is this shameless
euron does come close though
Your army's in your sleevey
>>71177818
When you say major. Is it more Jon or more Greyworm ?
>>71177795
This guy: >>71177796
>>71177836
Renly would have crushed Stannis
>>71177756
>they have to shoop her to make her ugly
She's no Maisie alright
>>71177872
with his buttocks
Would Valyrian steel armor immediatley shatter an >>71177541 icicle swordspear?
>Look to your sins, Lord Renly.
Why did Melly Sanders say this? Is it a reference to Renly's homosexuality, or his attempt to usurp Stannis' crown? Is R'hllor homophobic?
GUYS DO YOU HAVE THE LATEST CIA EDIT FROM BATTLE OF BASTARDS? I NEED IT
>>71177898
No, does Jon's sword shatter the WW fucking shit's ice sword?
All VSA would do is make it a fair fight.
>>71177872
actually forgot this was a possibility desu senpai
in this case things might have actually worked, except renly would still be really, really stained in the eyes of the more honourable locations, like the north, the vale, etc. Could probably have pulled it together with cats help forging the alliance though
so renly goes on to smash the lannisters with the help of Robb the king in the north and the trident and then what?
They peacefully settle? Uneasy truce until dany invades?
>>71177758
I ate some really tasty kebab.
>>71177848
More Greyworm.
>>71177787
>>71177835
>>71177925
>throw glove at WW
>this kills the WW
>fair
>>71177898
>>71177925
Is Euron literally anime and capeshit - the character?
>>71177514
>Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Jaime and Cersei confirmed not dying this season I guess?
>>71177925
>does Jon's sword shatter the WW fucking shit's ice sword
I for some reason remembered it doing that. Fuck, my bad then.
In the other thread someone was talking about a soundtrack that confirmed Dany is finally setting sail to Westeros; can someone confirm this?
WINDS OF WINTER WHEN?????
RELEASE IT YOU FAT FUCK
>>71177958
No, he's achilles the character
his armour was forged in a volcano by the god of smiths
>>71177715
Which actor or actress is the coolest person to chill with?
>>71177945
What'syour opinion on Maisie
>>71177921
>>71177375
Why is everyone on Tumblr 6 years old? Or acts like they are 6 years old?
>>71177784
the mountain kinda looks black now
>>71177341
You're forgetting this.
I admit that number of likes was unexpected.
>>71177985
you get a free digital novella when the winds of winter episode comes out if you have a HBO subscription
george has decided to release the rest as a serial on his new website
>>71177945
Are you still alive on the show?
>>71177777
Dope
what's wrong with his face?
>>71177958
Yes. Old age and senility has put Gurm into the mindset of a teenager again, which is why the later books are so hacky and schlocky compared to the first three
>>71177715
How do you pronounce .gif?
>>71177785
>holding one smaller vanilla ice cream and one bigger black ice cream
>has sucked the white ice cream more
Conflicting reports. Is she BLACKED?
>>71177715
Is Emilia's standin nicer than Emilia?
>>71177977
The last soundtrack (19) of season 6 is called Winds of Winter, it'spretty much a Dany soung with the female choir and you can hear bits of "The Iron Price" at the beggining. So the scene will propably be starting on the sea with Theon and Asha, and Dany flying on Drogo above them
>>71178030
he's looking the biggest guy he's ever seen.
>>71178047
jif
>>71177667
her legs are submerged in the dragon
>>71177954
>melt Valyrian steel down into pellets
>build shotgun
>load VS pellets into shotgun
>BTFO of WW fucking shits
Is there a single flaw in this plan?
>>71178035
Reminder that Darkstar was not an ironic character
He was meant to replace the hound
>>71178030
his head is shopped onto a stunt double so he can look tall next to sophie
that's why there's a high neck and no skin showing
>>71178072
gunpowder doesn't exist because it's fantasy
>>71177961
Yeah. It'll be good to see her back on le evil path again tho, I wonder what the reactions will be like when she burns down the sept.
>>71177375
I bet they're gonna flip when he kisses Salsa again next episode.
>>71178061
fuck off
>>71177760
she will pretend to go along with his plan, he will say lots of triggering things as a build up for the catharsis when she assassinates him for yara, then she will high 5 her, yell "girl power" and they will start making out
>>71178061
fuck off, fajjot
>>71177777
checked
>>71177985
>dat spurdo
Nice.
>>71178072
>melt Valyrian steel into tiny pellets
>blow on WW
Is there a single flaw in this plan?
>wants you to hold the door
>loves to bring up the past
>practically makes you numb-mindingly retarded
Why are women cunts bros? pic unrelated
>>71178175
Why not just crush obsidian into tiny shards?
That's much cheaper than VS
>>71178074
Reminder that Darkstar is possibly the greatest character of all time.
>>71177777
>>71177777
>>71177777
>>71177777
CIA Confirmed for fucking everyone's shit up.
>>71178055
>mfw Winter never fully comes to the show
>mfw there is no second Long Night
>mfw if they do manage to fit the Long Night in there, it will only last a couple weeks due to some bullshit plot device
>mfw the snows of winter won't even ever reach KL or over to Essos
>>71177985
>not "read wildcards"
one job
>>71178098
Won't you?
>>71178072
Valyrian steel swords are extremely rare, right?
>>71178190
>>71177341
>412 notes
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>71178186
>>71178175
Okay
>crush obsidian into dust
>load cartridges of dust into Hercules C-130
>carpet bomb Lands of always Winter with obsidian dust, destroying the WW threat for good
Is there a single flaw in this plan?
so who's gonna die next episode???
Likely: Loras, high sparrow, jorah
ideal: cersei, Jamie, grey worm, Margery
>>71178217
there's about 200 of them (blades = daggers, swords, greatswords, etc.) on the continent iirc
and there's a small amount scattered in other stuff like maester links
the largest single concentration right now is on euron greyjoys back
>>71178220
Post rare flag wojaks
>>71177777
CHECKED
Stop posting Sansa/Sophie. Fucking stop it.
>>71178257
I hope for the next books sake that Euron is bluffing on his armour, and his dragon binding horn.
>>71178244
they hijacked the plane
>>71178244
>yfw the dragons actually do that in the finale and it will be anticlimactic as fuck
>>71178217
>Valyrian steel swords are extremely rare, right?
Not in Valyria m'negro
>>71178244
everyone who's breathing it in dying of internal hemorrhaging?
>>71178257
And given the number of WW we know about, and including ones we don't, would that be enough?
>>71178253
>Margaery
GO fuck yourself.
>>71178285
he's not, however his armour will be useless because he'll never fight anyone, it's merely for prestige
unless it finds its way to jon after his death and jon wears it to fight the others I suppose
>>71178253
High Sparrow, Lancel, Loras, Margaery, Mace, Tommen, Septa Unella all die when Cersei burns the Sept of Baelor next episode.
>>71178278
This. Post more Maisie.
>>71177777
Checked
>>71178257
"There's like 10 of those things left in the world" -D.B. Weiss
>>71177777
>>71178309
Then fuck me in the arse.
GRRM post ASOS is anime tier writting.
>>71178289
>>71178355
THIS IS /TV/ NOT /BOOKS/ M8
Imagine how much better it would be if the Lannisters had pet lions
>>71178253
Sansa stabs CIA in the back durring sexing, then she gets entire Vale army on hers side(she persuades that one old guy who was taking care of Robin).
>>71178300
the problem is that the others seem to be spread very thin relative to their armies of corpse puppets
Jon has a VS sword but in a battle he's unlikely to be able to find an other to stick it in and VS is not much help against a wight, it just cuts better as opposed to completely destroys
200 would probably be enough as long as you could get them all into the battle, unfortunately most of them are sitting at home on rich peoples walls or something
Our blades are sharp! We own the North! WE DO! WE DO!
>>71177777
I was just looking at them when you called.
>>71178257
>>71178355
If dubs ain't lying, then that's not enough.
>>71178298
Simples, evacuate all the humans from North of the Wall.
>>71178292
I quite like the idea of Dany becoming like an American general in Vietnam, fighting against guerilla warfare in a futile attempt to keep the peace.
>>71178217
Nope. LF deserves to fuck her anytime.
>>71178403
Boltonshits BLOWN
THE
EVER
LOVING
FUCK
OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDxNq08UNY
>>71178413
>whonightskinghere
I hadn't seen that one before. It's quite creative.
>>71178403
>Litterally a flayed dude as sigil
>"We're the good guys r-right"
The nudity will be these two scissoring right
>>71178382
>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH
>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?
>LF: YESH TAKE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY
>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THE SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE
>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE COMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH
>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS
*Vote to Leave the Westerosian Union
Why didn't the Wardens of the North have Northern accents?
>>71178438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
>>71177341
>412
Not as close as Jonsa or Sansans no of notes. They usually get 3k notes.
>>71178461
They're not real northerners.
>>71178450
except theon's sister is ugly as fuck.
who voted remain EU here?
>>71178455
>JUST LIKE THE SONGS
>>71177318
>>71178455
Reminder:
C-ock
I-nside
A-nus
>>71178355
>Widows Wail
>Oathkeeper
>Longclaw
>heartsbane
>lady forlorn
>the dagger
>red rain
>nightfall
meanwhile, Bloodraven is gonna pull Dark sister out of his anus and fAegon will likely do the same with blackfyre
beyond this, tywin has tried multiple times to purchase nameless VS blades from unknown houses so there's probably dozens more in the hands of various knightly houses or w/e
at the last VS census there were 227 but that was awhile ago
>>71178491
Gays, cucks, normies, nonwhites, shills, Muslims and women.
>>71178489
She's not that bad
>>71178413
>jon will be the one fighting the guerilla war
>dany will sail through valyria on her way to westeros
>inexplicably finds a massive cache of valyrian steel weapons and shit
>arrives in westeros by the time all hope seems lost and saves the day
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