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>I'm up for anything btw ;)

backlink so you dont yell at me
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NEXT EP:

>qyburn uses the wildfire to open up a portal to a different timeline
>a huge army of dothraki pour into kings landing
>khal fuckin' drogo walks through the portal, kills qyburn and cersei
>"times change"

GET HYPE!
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When did Jon become the best swordsman in the north/world?
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1st for sansa rejects LF and winterfell is taken by CIA
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First for this guy right here. Balls of valyrian steel.
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>GoT brings out the most hyped episode ever
>Everyone, from critics to normies loves it, highest rated episode of TV ever currently
>/got/ spends the entire week shitting on it, calling it one of the worst episode of the season, fucking terrible, not as good as the books etc.

You bunch of hipsters you
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>>71049530

wasn't the bolton motto something about naked men? something along those lines i take it
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>>71049519
Still managed to somehow fuck up the backlink
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>>71049519

Guys, why are writers of this show intentionaly spit on their own character development? Examples:

Stannis Baratheon, seasoned commander and best tactician in whole Westeros, doesnt take precautions against possible saboteurs in his encampent and rushes
in his own certain death by attacking overwhelming force.

>Arya Stark, took all the precations needed, disgusied herself and used every trick in the book to reach Bravos, where she is trained by the best assassins
in the world, after she backstabs them and they threaten to kill her, she carealsly strolls around Bravos enjoying the scenery.

Jon Snow, took a lot of commanding expirience by leading black watch, he defended castle Black against 10 times more numerous opponent, saved many men at Hardhome
led multiple scout parties, yet decides to drop all tactics they prepared whole night and just charges blindly leading his men to unfavorable exchange versus numerous
opponent?

Whats the big idea here?
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>Mfw I accidentally let rickon escape because I mistakenly thought I was the greatest archer t ever live
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>suddenly the Boltons are disciplined enough to use a spear and shield formation

The fuck am i watching?
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nth for LF funfort
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>>71049519
>teee heee we're both girls and we both want to be queens amirite, Dany ;)
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what happened to karstark lad?
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Told you guys Asha would seduce Dany with her big clit.
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>>71049560
Since everyone is either dead or unknown in the show.
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They just really, really had to remind us that Ramsay was evil one more time didn't they?
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>>71049594
Yes it was something like "We'd like to bolt a naked man"
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>>71049560
>jaime lost his hand
>ned died
>selmy died
>oberyn died
>sandor retired
>gregor is a fucking zombie
>bronn semi-retired

Who's left?
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>>71049519
>yfw Yasha tells you about her nuncle's BIG COCK
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>>71049595
I KNOW

I TRIED TO STOP THE POST AND FIX IT BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
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Will they scissor?
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>>71049618
It was a Mercy tbqh
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>>71049594
no it's "Our blades are sharp", which is pretty generic
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Yes, well done Rickon. Well done Rickon.

HOWEVER
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I think the show has inadvertently spoiled the books. My predictions:

>Stannis falls to the Others at the Crofter's village who have crossed via the Bay of Ice, around the Wall
>Meanwhile, Jon flees the Night's Watch once resurrected and takes refuge at the wildling camp at the Gift with the small wildling retinue he has allowed into the Watch that vouched for him at Shieldhall. They now see him as some sort of God and follow him to take his home back.
>He mounts an attack and fails miserably, and Sansa comes in at the last minute in a twist. She is Alayne and Jon doesn't recognise her until after the battle, because someone like Bronze Yohn is the commander, with Alayne and Littlefinger working in the shadows.
>Once retaken, at the Winterfell dinner, she reveals herself as a Stark in front of everybody, with Harry the Heir as her husband. This will be a much cooler twist in the books than the show.
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>>71049605
they did all not turn retarded because roose died
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>>71049519
It's happened.

Normies are in complete awe of those 43 minutes of meme battles. Even with terrible writing INSIDE the episode ( Jon surviving two cavalry charges, that awful Davos / Thormund scene, muh gurl power quips, meme LF arrival ) they're too dumb to see it.

D&D are truly masters.
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I feel like a better ending to BoB would have been Ramsay being aware of the Vale arriving, sent out a Northern force for a trap or whatever but the Northern force turns on Ramsay because muh memory.
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POST A WEBM OF THE HORSE SMASHING INO THE OTHER HORSE JUST BEFORE THE LATTER HORSE WAS ABOUT TO AXE JON

plz
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>>71049605
Medieval fantasy?
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>>71049618
What really happened
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>we've dug trenches around our flanks to prevent a pincer
>errmagerd Rickon
>chaaaaaaarge

Dumb decisions for once again for the plot and drama.
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>>71049605
Those were the Umbers you cuck
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>This is my brother
>He spends all his time nitpicking his crusty wizard show XD!
>He shouts Dabid or something during the middle of the night too!
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>>71049578
this must be a good feel, riding with thousands of bros behind you all with the same mission, and knowing that they have your back
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>71049618
wun wun was practically dead at that time. why did not ramsay fire at jon?
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>>71049594
>Funfort: biggest brothel in the North
>motto not BAD PUSSY
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>both our fathers were evil

What? Since when was Balon evil?

Stupid, arrogant, stubborn? yes. Evil? No...
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>>71049632
CONFIRMED FOR DANY RIDING THE CROWS EYE
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>>71049629
Benjen
GreatJon
Tormund
Any of the King's Guard
Sand Snakes
Brienne
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>>71049672
>hiroshima nagasaki will never implement sound on webms outside of containment boards

lmao how about those screamers guys? :^) ebin jej
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What is frogfu up to?
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>>71049629
you forgot to type Halfhand but he is dead too.
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>>71049682
>don't do what he wants you to do
>that's retarded advice
>brb im gonna do what he wants me to do
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>>71049701
I thought asha liked him anyway
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Dothraki riders have no armor and they don't use mounted bows

they are useless against knights and pike
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>>71049701
>wanting to keep your people in a perpetual state of raping, stealing and murdering
Literal nigger
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>>71049701
He was a man you fucking shitlord.
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>>71049701
dem fadders were weak men :DD smol benis :DDDD
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>>71049701
I don't know why more people aren't mentioning this!

Why does Dany think that her father was evil! She's supposed to blindly believe in the divine right of Targ's to rule over Westeros! Why would she concede something like that!
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>>71049664

Wow so unique! so smart, so edgy, so brash, so bold, so contrarian, so intellectually superior, a true patrician, a free spirit, a free thinker, an unique snowflake, clearly you can see what the rest of the population can't because you're so gifted, you have a talent unlike no other, no one but you could deliver these unique pieces of criticism that shows why thing that people enjoy is actually shit.

Can I follow your blog? You clearly are a renown critic famous for his incredible critical thinking skills and unique thought provoking arguments, I would JUST die if I couldn't follow your blog and have these incredibly amazing deep criticisms of popular media by (you), please have mercy on this poor pleb's soul and give me your blog so I can follow you, I'm just DYING to see what you criticize next, I'm sure it will be an incredible eye opening experience just like this one.

My you must be so popular, you must have thousands of followers ready to die for you if need be, eagerly awaiting your next thought provoking piece barely able to contain their orgasms as you hit enter and deliver that next blogpost, only to get an outstanding ovation, dozens of new followers, and the cycle repeats as your loyal fans wait for your next masterpiece of critique.
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>>71049701
From yara's point of view balon is evil
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>>71049697
He knew he was dead, he's not an idiot. Which would you rather do? Kill a man, or a fucking fantasy creature that you thought didn't even exist?
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https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=1480633&st=2560&p=80452430&#entry80452430

^This shithole is million times worse than reddit
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I made a bet with a friend as to whether or not Dorne shows up next episode at all. Have any of the leaks confirmed their appearance?
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>>71049719
taking it in the bum every night from coldbenjen while Bran covers his ears and pretends to be asleep
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>not taking knights of vale

sansa is a fucking dead brained whore and should be gutted
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>>71049719
helping bran i guess, in the future bran will marry her and breed her to produce many strong stark children
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>We need a bigger army
>But we don't have it
>...
>What's wrong?
>Nothing
>Do you know any other army we can find?
>No. I'm fine.
>Please just tell me.
>I SAID I'M FINE.
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WHO IS THIS MEANT TO BE?
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>>71049701
>culture based around the "iron price"
>must reave and rape and pillage and enslave (lol they're thralls and salt wives not actually slaves so it's legal lol!!!!!)
>not evil

Yeah nah.
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>>71049605

Actualy it was some retarded form of phalanx, one guy holding ridicoulosly tall shield other 10 foot sarissa, almoast died of laughter when i saw that, its endless meme source! Pure commedy for comics.

Adventure of Bolton soldiers: Jim and Tom are in Bolton army, Jim holds the shield and spots target for Tom, Tom then kills them with his mighty spear!

Oi Tom, on yer left mate!
>got the bugger Jim! Wheres next?
Hold it Tom, hold it.... ON THE RIGHT NAO!
>theres nothign here!!!
Thats left dumbass! ON THE RIGHT!
>Oh shit! Sorry Jim!
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Shouldn't Tormund and the rest of The Wildings be hanged for deserting the battle?
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HOURLY REMINDER THAT THE NEW MAIN BIG BAD OF THE GoT UNIVERSE IS LITERALLY EURON "We've made a huge mistake already" GREYJOY
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>>71049672
here you go cutie
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>>71049748
haha faggot pasta
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everyone here knows that normies and show only fans are mainly at awe at the episode because of the undeniably incredible camera work during the battle. of course who would give a rat's ass about the writing and the dialogue when you are watching something. they're not reading/hearing shit for fucks sake.
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1st for the dany storyline single handedly bringing the show down in quality

>unreal mary sue character
>girl power/feminism scenes left and right
>tyrion made into a bitch

FUCK i despise her character
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Wait am I retarted or something cause I don't remember Jaime ever telling Tyrion why he killed Aerys. When did this happened?
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>>71049666
Where is Manderly?
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>>71049765
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>>71049744
Because Selmy
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>>71049763

Dorne will be where Dany and her army lands. And from there they will march north.
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>>71049789
Women.
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>>71049785
It would be so absolutely satisfying if Bran showed up just as Sansa started to get comfortable being the Lady of Winterfell. Sup sis, I have the better claim. Get out of father's chair please. Never going to happen because Bran is probably impotent
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>>71049791
obviously Stannis
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>>71049748
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>>71049559
>WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES!

What did Drogo mean by this?
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>>71049791
Loras
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>>71049712
>Benjen
considered dead

>Greatjon
he has great strength but I don't see him to be a great fighter.

>Any of the King's Guard
Kingsguard are all fucking shits
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>Jon let's a bunch of hounds eat ramsay to death for the gross aspect instead of letting us see him get fucking beheaded with longclaw or something.
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>>71049758
i'd rather kill the opposing army's commander rather than one of their better soldiers.
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>>71049791

Stannis
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It makes me so pissed off to think about the potential for this series. Just imagine if they could, just once, combine their big budget with competent writing.
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>>71049559
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Can Bran still procreate? Of House Stark (male line) is dead.
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>looking up game of thrones reactions of this episode on youtube

WHY CANT I STOP
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I really liked the Sansa vs Ramsay death scene, but it was ruined by the dogs. Or more particularly, their timing.

Apparently their cages were already opened but they only came out when the timing of Sansa's speech demanded it.

If she was somehow able to open the doors then it would have been top tier.
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>>71049751
Kek
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>>71049791
I'm 99% sure it's Qyburn. Wildfire cache reveal beneath the Sept of Balor during the trial?
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>>71049791
It's Lancel.
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I will kinda miss Ramsey Bolton
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When Jon and Sansa were yelling at each in the tent the tension was actually somewhat high and I thought they might actually do that cliched thing where they yell and yell and get closer and closer and then suddenly kiss really passionately and make love on the table.

But I guess that would've been too much fun for this show
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>>71049791
the high sparrow. he's slightly hunched over, it looks like king's landing and he wears what appears to be a robe.
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>>71049811

Mad edgy faggot because people are starting to realize how utterly pointless and asinine your fedora self fellating drivel is.

OH NO, FIRST WORLD PERSON DIDN'T FIND TV SHOW GOOD, NOW LET'S READ A POINTLESS WALLTEXT ABOUT HOW SHIT HE FOUND AN EPISODE FROM A TV SHOW

Drop dead, literally no one will miss you.
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>what's a pincer lol

So Tormund is literally just dumb comic relief character now huh?
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>>71049805
that guy who came after Jon after the horse got rekt looked like Gendty
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>>71049859
Doesn't matter, Jon will take over house Stark.
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>>71049591
HOUSE OF /TV/

"OUR HATE IS GREATER THAN YOUR LOVE"
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>>71049850
But you're dead. Your house is dead. All of your men are dead. You just watched them die, your goals will never be accomplished, nothing you do matters any more. Why would you kill a man instead of a giant? It's the last thing you're ever going to do, and you'll be dead before you even get to enjoy the consequences.
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Why didn't Sansa tell Jon Snow about that huge army coming to help them from the Eyrie?

And why did Ramsay say "They don't have the men" when he closed the gates of Winterfell, having seen the Eyrie's ARMY pour over the hill?

Lazy Deus Ex Machina?
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>>71049834
Is that a prediction, or is it confirmed? Just wondering.
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>>71049848
>http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jon_Umber_%28Greatjon%29
>Jon Umber is a large man, nearly seven feet tall. He is heavily muscled and is a formidable warrior. Ser Jaime Lannister regards him as one of the strongest living men in Westeros when thinking of who could match him in a fight.

Not sure if he died in the show, but he's alive in the books.
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>>71049701
Probably wanted to woo Daenerys that they are the same.
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>>71049707
>Lawfully elected by the captains
>Dany calls him a usurper

Fucking Dany
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>>71049860
cant wait for the normies to upload their vid
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>>71049849
>>Jon let's
no he didn't it's aall sansa
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>>71049859
It's unconfirmed, and lots of people probably assume his dead anyway.
With Arya missing and Jon illegitimate, the only possible way for House Start to continue if if Sansa gets a matrilineal marriage.
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>>71049896
not bad anon, not bad
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>>71049799

Just feels weird that suddenly out of nowhere one small army pulled out that shit.
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>>71049803
pls respond
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>>71049908
A beta bastard.
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>>71049916
because he is of much higher importance and getting normies such as sansa BTFO is my primary goal and always has been. in that killing jon is more productive.
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>>71049859
Only voluntary muscles can't move, I'm pretty sure his dick is fine.
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>>71049765
Quite rude to be honest.
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BRAVO D&D
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>>71049903
Tormund has always been a wise cracker.
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>>71049903
dumb? how the fuck could he know about southern tactics up in the north? they only clashed with enemies face to face for all we know, nothing special
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>>71049578

Literally three spears aimed at him how did his horse not get skewered?
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>>71049941
i did respond
i tipped by fedora
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>>71049805
God damn it anon you are a fucking star, thank you!
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>>71049742
awful spurdo, doesn't even follow the basic rules
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>>71049937
Is that one solider grabbing a dozen spears? What a legend.
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not one (1) person in Ramsay's army betrayed him or surrendered to the very end. The north really are loyal. to traitors
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>>71049903
I'VE SEEN YOUR COCK
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>>71049701
The man allowed his daughter to get fingered by her brother! That makes him evil on Game of Thrones.
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>>71049937
>that one soldier grabbing a bunch of lances
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>>71049937
Whys that 1 guy holding all the spears?
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Theoretically, Ramsay should not have been downed that easy. As a lvl 99 Rogue with maxed out INT and DEX, what the fuck was he doing with a bow and arrow, 10 meters away from a charging Jon? Shit ass writing, hack and hack.
Ramsay is also considerably faster than Jon, and with dual daggers can probably run circles around him, too.
Straight-up swordfight? Jon would BTFO Ramsay. +60 Valyrian Steel Sword, STR, STA, and END much higher than Ramsay's. Training in the Night's Watch gives him huge stat boosts.
I'm totally okay with Jon beating Ramsay, just not with how it happened.
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>>71049791
Slave master
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There was a headless dude riding around during the battle right? Unless I was drunk and dreamed it
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>>71049908
House Snow.
Dany forms House Fire.

It is known.
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>>71049817
someone please respond
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>>71049921

At this point, a relatively tame prediction. Dorne is the closest thing to an ally dany will have.
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>>71049805
This faggot literally teleported in between swings
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>>71049903
>Live in the fucking North
>Only animals are Dire Wolves, Rabbits and Ice Spiders
>Expected to know what a pincer is
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>>71049701
the ironborn having been pillaging for ages and balon refused to try to free his own son even while knowing that he was being mutilated, and denounces him as justification

pretty evil
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>>71049999
youve a point not to mention jon was faituged
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>>71049937
>that one badass taking on the entire formation
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Is the North still claiming independence?
As far as I'm aware they never actually sent an official offer surrender to King's Landing. Why aren't the Lannisters sending men to attack Winterfell now, while it's still weak??
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Well, that went exactly as I thought it would
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>anything else you want?
>help me kill some men who dont believe stronk womyn can rule.... heh. ;)
>le smug face
bravo
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Why didn't Wun Wun just kick the shield wall?
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>>71050006
yep, his horse was alive but he was dead
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>>71049817
Tyrion is a Warg.
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>>71050006

>3000 vs 6000 battle
>there was about 50 archers on Jon's side

erm......Gotards?
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>>71049999
There has been nothing to suggest that Jon is a better fighter than Ramsey.
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whose smug face do you want to punch the most?

pic related
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I'm gonna shoot emma
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>>71050019
I agree, I think that's where Varys is headed to make an alliance. King's Landing will be way too chaotic for his killing of Kevan and Pycelle to actually be impactful.
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>>71049733
Robbert brought this up in like the third episode. No army in Westeros could stand up to them in the field, so none would, but then the Dothraki would wreck up the lands (not like they're in any kind of shape anyways) so they'd have to go out and face them and get horse-raped anyways.
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>>71050040
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>>71050041
Got my dick hard, won't complain desu.
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>>71049922
I see I must have missed that line reading the books.Thanks!
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>>71049924
this

the whole time they were talking about euron stealing the crown from yara i was thinking HE WAS LAWFULLY ELECTED YOU KEKS
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>>71049980

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_von_Winkelried

I expected Tormund to end up like him making a hole in the formation, but not even Wun Wun could do shit against it apparently.
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>>71049578
>>71049694
>Battle of Vienna (September 11–12, 1683): 20,000 Polish, Austrian and German cavalry led by the Polish king Jan III Sobieski and spearheaded by 3000 heavily armed Polish armoured lancers – hussars charged Ottoman lines. The largest cavalry charge in history.

Chills.
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Yes yes. Well done, Melisandre. Well done, Melisandre.
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>>71049926
>it's actually 2kb
Nice.
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>>71050018
Jaime and Tyrion are very close friends. Probably the closest friends each other had in their lives. I don't think it's that hard to believe that in the 15 years since it happened it came up at least once.
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>>71049996
Push of pike. You're fucking dead either way, it tended to inspire heroic acts like that. If you grab as many as you can, maybe the men to either side of you will be able to get something done.
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>>71049937
>Fucking Samson over take grabbing a dozen spears.
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>>71050066
Same. Shes at her acting worst when shes in control.
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>>71049896
haha faggot
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>Watching this cheap lord of the rings knock off

why?
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Where the FUCK was Ghost during that battle?
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>>71049605
>yes yes, well done spearman
>HOWEVER
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>>71049805
is there a webm of the charge at the start?
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Post your perfect GoT cast (Unrestrained by time or budget).
Dubs decides, just pick a character and an actor.

I'll start.

Young Natalie Portman as Dany.
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>>71050079
Actually no they don't. Just withdraw to the castles and forts, they have almost the max amount of food stored as its almost Winter and the Dothraki can't possibly forage enough food for themselves and their horses

Just kick back, have a glass of wine, and lol out the castle window at the dumb shitskins freezing to death
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>mfw Dany watches KL explode in a glorious ball of wildfire as she's sailing in
>6 seasons of tribulation only for her end goal to get literally BTFO in front of her eyes

It will be so satisfying lads.
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>has a dagger covered in blood and flesh
>puts it back in the scabbard without wiping it off

Fucking Grey Worm deserves to be a slave with that kind of behaviour
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>>71050177
Justin Bieber as joffrey
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>>71049817
In the black cells.

He also told Robbert and Barristan in the first season and Brienne in the bathtub.
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>>71050177

Tom Hardy as Jon snow
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>>71050020
drawing distance lmao.
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>>71050169
make one, you fucking shit ass leech

the thread would be a better place if you contributed
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>>71050100
>"I will open a passage into the line; protect, dear countrymen and confederates, my wife and children..." He then threw himself upon the Austrian pikes, taking some of them down with his body. This broke up the Austrian front, and made an opening through which the Swiss could attack.
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>>71050006
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>>71050177
bryan cranston as jon snow
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>>71050202
Look at his tiny arms and thin legs what do you expect
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>>71050202
A fellow autist

This scene triggered me harder than anything else this season. Makes me itch just thinking about it.
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>>71050202
>scabbard

It's literally a loop of leather on his tunic. Leaving blood on the blade wouldn't be an issue.
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>>71050214
FUCK YOU

that anon is making webms quite perfectly, so eat shit
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>>71050022
surely there's king crabs in the water or something
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>>71049519
>5 (five) flirts in a row
wtf I support lesbian marriage now
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>>71049957
After all these years I have finally become a game of thrones.
-Jon
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>Sansa

Well I can see what Ramsay meant, the current head of House Stark has been tained.

Whoever passes the sentence should swing the sword. Yet Sansa use's Bolton methods to execute him. Surely this will tell us of later complications to come, and honestly this is some great foreshadowing.
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>>71050164

something something cgi budget
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>>71050178
>Just withdraw to the castles and forts, they have almost the max amount of food stored as its almost Winter and the Dothraki can't possibly forage enough food for themselves and their horses

I think the books have made a point several times now that almost no region has properly prepared for the winter because of the distractions of everything else going on and because lot of those food stores are being sent off to armies that don't ever return.

Only Castle Black has done so, because winter is basically the thing they most dread of all.
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>>71050226
wow I didn't realize he punches the horse itself lol
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>>71050037
>the lannisters

The lannisters can't do anything on their own anymore. Tyrion and Tywin are exiled or dead, Jamie is still fucking off in the riverlands and Cersei has been completely neutered. The Lannisters are pretty much a fallen house at this point.
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>>71050202
taking webm requests
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what happned to lord karstark?

was he the guy that got btfo in wintefell? the guy that told ramsey his army was gone?
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Why didn't wun wun just run through the shields and have several spears thrust into his stomach?

It was not like he was gonna survive either way.
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>>71050243
>one person is doing all of the hard work, so i don't have to!

LITERAL nigger and/or mexican
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Can we all agree that all autism aside at least the battle was fun?
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>>71050177
Verne Troyer as Tyrion
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>>71050237
>getting blood on his tunic
>getting blood in his loop

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!
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>>71049578
So which one of these is Stannis again?
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>>71049603
>Jon Snow, took a lot of commanding expirience by leading black watch, he defended castle Black against 10 times more numerous opponent, saved many men at Hardhome
>led multiple scout parties, yet decides to drop all tactics they prepared whole night and just charges blindly leading his men to unfavorable exchange versus numerous
>opponent?
This one is because of muh Rickon and muh family.
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>>71049957
Truly it was a Song of Fire and Ice
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>>71049791
Lancel
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>>71049999
quads check out
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>>71049859
Erection isn't a muscular action, it's a circulatory action. Moreover, you can manually engorge a penis in a lot of ways, many of which would be known in Westeros, if not necessarily spoken of openly.

In other words, Bran can procreate and get Meera/Dany/Sansa/Marge pregnant, but only if you'll help him, anon, he needs his special button to be pressed, and pressed hard, he needs your help with your big thing <3
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>>71050202
it's not even a scabbed it's just a leather ring on his belt idiot
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>>71050020
>*teleports behind u*
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If Wun Whn had a tree as a weapon then he wouldn't have died
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>>71050260
The part where jon was trampled by all the wildlings.
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I was half-expecting his sword to burst into flames when he drew it.
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>>71050177
Mark Strong as Stannis.
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>>71050178
But they have dragons
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>>71050102
>tfw some low budget historical movie can make cool and realistic ornate plate armor, while in GoT we stick with various forms of half plate and leather "armor"
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How did Sansa open the doors for the dogs without the dogs attacking her?
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>>71050258
>at this point

Tywin made a point about them having no money left three seasons ago. And even then he said the mines ran dry years ago. And on top of that they've made enemies of pretty much everyone.

They were fucked long, long ago. All we need now is for the Tyrells to end their alliance of convenience.
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>>71049605

>suddenly the Boltons are disciplined enough to use a spear and shield formation

> The fuck am i watching?


The first time anyone uses military tactics beyond "charge!" and "spin sword" on the show
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>>71049903
where's he gonna see a crab in his lifetime?
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>>71050260
Benjen making an entrance. Please.
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>>71050226
wow thank you
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>>71050273
It was good but I think Blackwater was better as you were torn between who to root for.
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>>71050325
They mounted her last season
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>>71050177
Idris Elba as Jon Snow
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>>71049957
Say what you will, I really liked this fucking shot.

Also the bit when Jon was getting crushed, I genuinely thought he was going to die. They nailed the claustrophobia in that sequence. I was seriously terrified that Jon Snow would go out by being trampled by his own fucking army.
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>>71049799
>See enemies slowly approach with huge shields
>See them slowly spread their line
>See them slowly encircle your forces
>Decide to gather up all the dead into a big pile directly behind you
Did anyone else feel like the Wildlings were kind of jobbing this battle?
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>>71050297
I didn't understand why the fuck he wouldn't have his own special weapon

like a fucking giant hammer made out of a tree and a huge rock, he would fuck shit up

he wasn't even armed for fucks sake

if they had built spears he could have thrown them
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>>71050260
what is Tyrion looking at?
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>>71050177
gabourey sidibe as roberta baratheon
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>>71050085
Same here senpai
Yara's smirks are cute
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>>71050367
this desu he's a literal walking catapult
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>>71050311
You forgot that everyone wears shit brown leather.
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>>71050371
Someone make a new version of that blue screen pasta with tyrion being too retarded to look in front of him
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>>71050371
so awkward
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>>71050371
Lady Midriff.
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>>71050363
>someone with plot armor like Jon dying again

come on son
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>>71050371
Haha oh god
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>>71050254
You are right.
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>>71050381
I thought for sure they would have utilized him a bit better

he's a fucking giant, why isn't he armed
why are his hands empty
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>>71050020
that is why I always set draw distance to max :^)
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>it's a sansa gets everyone killed because strong wimminz don't need to explain shit episode
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>>71050311
Plate mail is fucking expensive. And I don't mean for the showrunners, I mean in-universe. Rich houses like the Lannisters and the Tyrells are the only armies we see with their soldiers decked out in decent armor. Remember the contrast between Jaimie's army and the Freys two episodes ago?
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>>71050325
They came in from other doors
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>>71050260
the initial cavalry clash plz
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Reminder that there are more females rulers at present than males.
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>>71049903
>mfw piss through snow
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The womyn lesbinazi back and forth was awkward and forced
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>>71050297
>>71050367
yeah I could not stop thinking this

or like a giant shield to protect from arrow volleys
or a big stick

literally any big object would have helped
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call me a normie but holy fuck that was one of the best battles i've ever seen.

HOWEVER I do agree that that formation could've been fucked over much more easily if Wun Wun had a fucking tree or something.
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Why are the knights of the Vale so famous? Are they really that good?
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GoT movie when?
Imagine what they can do with 300 millions budget
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I believe in Euron.
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>>71049957

>A Song of Niggers and Mud
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>>71050311
Plate armor is rare to unknown in the got universe. Its supposed to be the high, not late, middle ages. Honestly the Lannisters are too ornate by book standards.
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