/got/ general - "just turn ur brain off bro! hella epic" edition
>>71027976
khaleesi wins
>>71029555
>pitbull owners
B I G C O C K
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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>71029555
Wun Wun was basically Jon's one and only war elephant.
WHAT WENT WRONG?
did they really just decide to drop the whole "ANYONE CAN DIE" theme of Game of Thrones this season? The plot armor was strong with this ep.
This fucking episode repost addendumb it's growing
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
>Those green screen shots
>Those shots with over focus on the center making it look like a green screen
>The battle where Jon just looked 100% confused
>Ramsay being eaten by the hounds
>Sansa offering help and immedietely admitting she has no idea what to do
>The masters land army is 15 people
>"No he's lowly born kill him!"
>Theon and Asha "Well there's never been a Queen so support me" AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS ABSOLUTELY MAD WOMAN
>I will crucify the masters. Don't destroy cities.
>Ramsay has the enemy perfectly surrounded and doesn't just gut them
>Murders his own men
>Dragons burn 3 boats and all the boats are on fire
>That wunwun Eye shot. Olly would be fucking proud
>No one can protect. Congratulations a girl is no one
>200,000 khalasar with daario OUT OF NOWHERE
>Dragons need a command to burn down the ships, while the crew men just stare
>Look at the phalanx, just wait until were surrounded, then we look confused until they start killing us
>IM GOING TO DESTROY THEIR CITIES AND CRUCIFY THEM
>"our fathers were the problem"
>10 ft gate of plywood for the biggest fortress of the north broken down by a pincushin giant
>not a single archer noticed the giant approaching
Fuck Seinfeld this is the greatest sitcom of all time
Is Jon the greatest swordfighter in Westeros now? I mean most greats are dead i get it but just a question.
Also what does LF want? Be warden of the North or support Jon? If that whole letter thing is real
FUCKING GOD WARRIOR
so how many fighting men are left in the north now
2,000 if we are being generous?
will 2,000 men be enough to fight off The Long Night?
Yara says
>take care of an uncle or TWO
Victorian confirmed for season 7?
Best thing I took out of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwpmwo7KWQ [Embed]
>Sophie thinks Sansa's had it worse than anyone on the show
>Sophie thinks Sansa knows how to play the game
>Sophie thinks Sansa's stepped up and done the dirty work herself in getting the Vale army
Sophie confirmed retard.
This ladies and gentlemen is the bitch who wants Littlefinger King or Hand
I miss ramsay
yfw when Ramsay died
This episode confirm Euron have Dragonbinder, right? If he don't have it how can he be a threat for an army big enough to conquer Westeros + 3 Dragons?
Also, when Yara mention "an uncle or two", do you think she meant Victarion or just Damphair?
All these contrarians saying the episode was bad.
Stop being retarded. You know it was good, just like I knew you'd be here to say it was bad.
>CIA rape scene happens under a weirwood
>bran and benjen find a weirwood beyond the wall
>he logs in
>First thing he sees is his sister getting railed by a big guy
>>71029582
kek
>>71029555
Reminder that no matter how much you complain about the show in a chinese pottery making forum, you won't be able to change a thing and D&D will continue to do whatever they want.
>>71029624
*with this season
Arya should have died
Jon should have died
Vale Army shouldn't have come "at the last moment" since no one EVER comes to the rescue in the nick of time in this world.
>>71029624
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>>71029631
Haha re evaluate your life nigger
>>71029654
same
>>71029555
I have a feeling CIA will die next episode.
Finally, there will be no point in continuing with the series.
Reminder that Roose could have just surrendered CIA and Salsa to Cersei last season and Boltons would still be running the North.
When is Jon going to burn Sansa?
She's already been tainted by Ramsay so what's she good for?
>>71029660
>>71029631
Shit posting this twice
Ok you all have watched the episode
now what will Preston say about it?
WE WILL NEVER GET TO HEAR A CONVERSATION BETWEEN LITTLEFINGER AND WUN WUN :(
he was a big guy
>>71029631
>>The masters land army is 15 people
It was a consort you fucking twat, they didn't know Dany's is a dragonwhisperer now
ramsey is the best. literal god tier villain.
if i met him irl i would be scared of him
he even went out like a man
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
sansa will rival cercei.......and win..........
>>71029639
he wants sansa poussey
>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter and joined up with jon with the other half of his army
>instead we get deus ex machina vale knights and smugsa
>>71029677
>>71029686
What life?
>>71029680
And 99% of people will continue to love it and there's nothing bookfags can do about it
>>71029631
I can smell your butthurt from here
Smells like poosy to me desu
Yes,Yes,Jon Snow, good job
HOWEVER
>>71029677
Dindu nuffin
>>71029591
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>>71029652
Probably """""""""""""Aeron""""""""""""
>best Game of Thrones episode im years
>contrarian virgins on a meme board complain because "i-it's not what I wanted waah"
Grow the fuck up, manchildren.
Even goddamn Leddit is better than this fucking shithole. Please kill yourselves before the season finale.
>>71029555
I swear if they don't give Wun Wun a nice big funeral on episode 10 it'll be a huge let down.
>>71029721
Who gives a fuck hes wrong
Like I said at the closing of the sticky.
>LotR: The Two Towers
>Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
>Theoden: For death and glory.
>A: For Rohan. For your people.
>T: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep; one last time. Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.
>Game of Thrones
>smug CIA
>stern Sansa
I don't know what I expected.
>>71029683
>In this world
Have you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? This sort of thing happens ALL THE TIME in film and television
.
What is she thinking?
>>71029717
pottery
>>71029721
why do you care so much what an eceleb says?
>>71029740
>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter and joined up with jon with the other half of his army
That is worst than D&D
i dont think this semen slurping show is for me guys
>>71029660
>>71029590
src?
>>71029631
I hate this show.
So those leaks posted the other day were fairly closeJon Targareyn next week?
>>71029747
No shit nigger, it's a J O K E
>>71029774
You should go back then
>>71029700
Of course he will.
He'll try and rape her in front of the Godswood, Bran will see, alert someone somehow, LF gets murked. Jon probably is the one that saves her.
>>71029555
this show has never been some intellectually rewarding experience. no tv show is, tv is shit. game of thrones is a fantasy story with dragons and swordfights. it's literally just for fun. why is everyone here acting like it needs to do something better. this is as good as it's going to get, stop being contrarian shits.
>Joffrey and Ramsay are dead
Who's gonna be the new psycho?
>An incompetent idiot is given a leadership position in army he has no business in, and survives a battle through shear luck and a last second save
>>71029782
when I say "in this world" I'm talking about the world of planetos.
>>71029721
who cares what that reddit nigger thinks, ozzyman is /got/s reviewer
>>71029734
EVERY SINGLE TIME. PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
>>71029774
this one episode redeemed the last 3 seasons
didnt know jon snow had it in him. all he used to do is fuck some 6/10 ginger girl
>>71029774
Hi Dabid
>>71029774
Go back then.
>>71029717
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>>71029673
underrated post.
>>71029808
Elsa Jean.
>>71029639
Jon isn't even that good, there are plenty of fighters that could easily beat Jon
>Zombie Mountain
>The Hound
>Loras
>Brienne
>Bronn
>Benjen
I'd wager even the Sand Sneks individually could beat Jon
>>71029717
knew this was coming
>>71029786
someone make baelish as a smug pepe and sansa as an ugly wojak princess
>>71029829
Dany
What do you guys think he would have said to Wun WUN?
>>71029833
It's like sculpting.
>Boltons didn't defeat Stannis, he defeated himself
>the very next scene he finds the stag and is appalled
how the fuck did Davos know Stannis did himself in, before actually finding out?
>>71029829
Cersei and Dany if they're smart.
But much more likely, Euron.
Since Bran is a cripple and Rick is fucking dead, is the stark line more or less extinct (on the male side)? None left to carry the name?
>>71029833
butbinks is a sith lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8hksIz1BE
>My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon and the true King in the North, Robb Stark. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>>71029779
Shut up! You're mad! It was hella epic! Hella f*ckin epic!
So Stannis confirmed winning at Winterfell and Victarian confirmed for giving Can't a ride on his Volcano fist?
>>71029856
You know this is fiction right? They can make Jon as good as they want.
>>71028311
Hey retard, don't use the word 'objectively' ever again. You're too stupid to use it properly.
>>71029610
Wunwun didn't have a weapon
>Not giving him big rocks to throw
>Not making him a giant club to smash people with
>>71029631
>Jon charging into battle on his own
>davos needs to order Jon's men to charge
>>71029555
I've come to /tv/ if only to see all the autists here sperg about characters not exercising vulcan levels of emotional suppression and logic.
Boy, I can't wait for /tv/'s autist king Preston to make his video bitching about flawed characters making un-teke decisions.
>>71029734
This is still dumb. You're are now aware that people don't browse /got/ to see this. It doesn't need to be in every thread. This meme....no. it doesn't even rate meme status because it's just lame.
I want more robert strong !
give me more robert strong
>>71029825
It's a shame to see him die in a season he's had barely any screen time in, but I suppose D&D need to satisfy their quota of "shocking" deaths.
I thought we were supposed to get 'known' characters burning on the crosses what the fuck happened
>>71029791let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit theTSS TSS
>>71029833
juh juh, yooza ina beeeg doodoo
>>71029631
You have a point about the Khalasar, I thought she needed boats for them?
Also, why are there masters men just fucking gutting civilians on the beach while the city is under siege
literally worst character of the show
>>71029717
Goddamn that scene of Jon getting trampled and gasping for air made me feel uneasyReminded me of that game in high-school where people would lay on eachother in a pile, that shit made me panic so fucking badly
>>71029660
>>71029791
Flash of Dan at the end and the image quality ruins it
Best GoT Villains:
Walder > Ramsay > Tywin > Joffrey >Stannis
>>71029555
link to the new episode? shush hasn't uploaded yet :/
>>71029905
>They can make Jon as good as they want.
not true.
but he is better than ramsey - which is all that matters
also he's a manlet
>>71029782
have you heard of internal consistency?
>>71029829
We still have Euron "Let's murder them!" Greyjoy
If D&D are worth anything they'll make Cersei and Dany go crazy
>>71029937
how bout now
>>71029737
>Could have pure Sansa
>Gives her away to be fucked in all holes by mentally ill fucker for no reason.
BRAVO D&D
>>71029868
You're agiant
>>71029631
>Look at the phalanx, just wait until were surrounded, then we look confused until they start killing us
they are wildlings though
rate her scenes
>Ramsay had thousands of cavalry last year
>Now just has a few hundred, apparently only the equal of Jon's
What?
>>71029740
>>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter
This is worse than anything that has been on the show, fuck off
>>71029905
Yeah, and in that fiction they can also make fighters better than Jon, such as the ones I listed.
>>71029885
Jon is going to fuck Sansa and Arya and keep the Stark name going that way.
Just like the Targaryens.
>>71029791
I want the good man but I need the bad dick
ep 10 promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cmk9ACwc7w
HELLA FUKIN EPIC BRO! HELLA EPIC! BEST EPISODE EVER, 10/10! CANT WAIT TO POST ON REDDIT ABOUT IT! FKN EPIC
still better than brittish teeth lmao
>>71029631
#rekt
>>71029973
god awful cgi
>>71029924
...Stannis...
They couldn't even give Rickon an actual line to speak this season? Talk about the most useless Stark
Honestly that long shot of John in the battle was the most impressive shots I have ever seen in television
>>71029973
2/10
would have been 0/10 with a cock joke about theon
>>71029935
It made me pretty uncomfortable and was probably the best sequence this season.
>cia x sansa
>best pair
>>71029973
her riding dragons just look dumb as fuck to me. would be way better if she was just looking at them from somewhere up high giving commands
>>71029631
>Jon Snow is the greatest Swordsman in the Norf
>Lost to a legend from Gin Alley
Entire show got super predictable and soft, miss the original seasons, now its just typical network like garbage show.
HEY RAMSAY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE SCOUTS? YOU'RE WARDEN OF THE NORTH, WHY IS A VALE ARMY MARCHING AROUND IN YOUR TERRITORY
>>71029973
Why can't we make riding dragons look good in the year of our lord 2016? was dragon riding effects technology halted by falcor?
>>71029870
Did you miss all the times Davos was saying "this isn't the best plan you've ever had"?
>>71029999
haha epic xD!!!1
>>71029973
$0.77/$1.00
>>71029855
ty kind stranger
>>71029660
>>71029660
My face when the shitty cartoon character died?
>>71029717
ICE AND FIRE LADS
>>71029956
Better. What happens if you try and get it high quality right under the image limit though? Like at 2.9... mb?
>>71029624
That episode took plot armor to another level, the arrows were hitting soldiers within the vicinity of Jon yet somehow he doesn't get touched by them. Also the final fight seemed a really inadequate, Ramsay just stood there like a tard firing arrows and didnt once pull a dagger like he has done to Osha, Roose and others before. Its like they forgot he can defend himself
>>71029984
But they decided not too (in the show)
>>71029917
>wunwun picking people up one by one and taking like 10 seconds to kill them
Why couldn't he just step on them?
>>71029582
No shit the one that ate Ramsay looked just like one of my dogs. He's a doofus, but I make sure to keep him fed.
>>71030017
Northerners confirmed for shitters.
>>71029973
literally no reason for her to be riding the dragon
>>71029730
They're talking about the guys in front of the gates slaughtering citizens you fucking halfwit.
>>71030017
>Lost
>>71029555
So why haven't they introduced a black bull character yet?
do they feel like that would be too obvious?
So it's pretty much guaranteed that Ser Davos is going to murder Mellie Sanders next week? She's already delegated herself into the useless pile.
>>71029931
>nope the Dothraki can travel to Mereen by land
>They weren't the master's men they were random guerrilla jihadists attacking people fleeing war
>>71030047
third time's the charm
>>71029935
I know senpai. It legit gave you the feeling of suffocating.
The fight scenes directing was fucking impressive
>>71029917
You've played too much battle for middle earth as the orcs m8
>>71029935
A guy in my school broke his pelvis because of that.
>>71029649
>No arm or hand protection
>No shield
>No helmet
How's he still alive lads?
DROPPED the show last week, can someone just give me the plot of this one?
Preferably in the form of memes
>>71029991
Shit's so predictable
>tower of joy shittily done
>CIA killed by brienne/jon
>tommen killing himself after realising hes incest abomination
>arya at the crossing
>jon does nothing to mellisandre
>le great game is terrifying
>>71030012
>"i thought you knew what i wanted"
will they kiss again next episode?
>>71030048
DABID
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>>71029949
What the fuck are you talking about? Even in the show Jon wouldn't beat any of those characters.
Except maybe Loras because D&D butchered him
>>71030009
They could have made it a bit of a wider shot, imo.
satisfying af. the screams made it even better
>>71029660
>>71030024
He's overconfident :^)
ACTING: more effective than plastic surgery
>>71030087
SMUG
>>71030100
jon snow finally learns something
>>71030052
Or just swing dudes around to knock down other dudes. He shouldn't have wasted time killing each guy when he was trying to break the phalanx.
>>71029683
The same thing happened at the battle of blackwater idiot
I like how gritty and terrifying they made the battle look desu, other than the first couple of seconds of Jon being an invincible hero unit
>>71029885
Jon will give the title of lord of winterfell to Sansa.
Men will never again oppress the North, the Seven Kingdoms will become the Seven Queendoms by the end of the show
wait wait, so where the fuck did davos think diseased girl was all this time?
>>71030059
You're kidding right? She did it to prove dominance, of both Drogon and the masters, she wants to show them she can ride these beasts and control them, she wants them to know that she can kill these people without a second thought.
>>71029980
Yeah, made no sense.
Guess Stannis' men took out a lot of horses
Even army size made no sense.
The Karstarks went from making up half of Robb army to having their combined army with the Umber and Boltons amount to 6000 men.
>>71030006
speaking roles cost money better spent on dragon cgi
best ep ever. fuck it.
shit was cum worthy
You know in between the months of marching around trying to get Northern houses support they should have just had a dozen guys making chainmail for Wun Wun 24/7. He's so fucking strong he should be able to wear fucking layers of that shit.
>>71030034
Yeah he could have been talking about Stannis' decision to keep going forward and not return to castle black, but would you really say that was because he had 'demons' in his head?
>>71030097
>arrows hit everyone but him
it's the plot armor. it raises his defense and dodge percentage.
>>71029935
A lot of this episode made me laugh, but that scene was perfectly handled. I was getting uncomfortable and a little nauseous just watching it, and the entire battle scene with Jon stumbling about was great. Overall not the best episode of this season, but I'm glad the sequence I was most excited for got handled rather well.
>>71030061
>Back Stab
>winning honorably
>>71030101
>>71029991
Jaime is hanging out with Walder Frey though
is Jaime kill too?
good parts:
the battle, ramsay's death
bad parts:
sansa whining, mary sue everything
>>71030126
Was it how to act?
>>71029935
Srs, I am very claustrophobic and that shit triggered the fuck out of me. One of my greatest fears is getting trampled/smothered to death in a human crush.
>>71030052
Nigger, why couldn't he just swing a fucking tree around and kill them ten at a time?
>>71030127
Wun Wun is not a master of military strategy.
If you want to be nit picky a medieval army should have completely shattered the moment someone just picked one of them up and ripped them in half.
>>71030103
Yes, he will kiss her. Down there this time.
>>71029985
Yeah exceptif R+L=J is right, he isn't a Stark. Which means that the line is dead.
how come ramsay didn't shoot jon
how come he shot the giant instead
>>71029991
>I thought you knew what I wanted
Will Sansa take the d
>>71030141
Except Littlefinger is going to murder Sansa in the finale and claim Warden of the North for himself.
>>71030103
She'll reject, he'll get forceful, he'll get caught, he'll get killed by Jon, Jon will talk to her about trust
>>71030093
>Let's make our giant fight with his bare hands
>Jon becomes King in the next episode
>The writers will give all the credit to Sansa because she's the main character of The North now that there aren't silly books shackling them to dumb things like continuity
>>71029991
Jaime won't be at KL to stop Cersei from fucking killing everyone with wildfire, like many predicted. Nice.
also no arya. her plotline is over for this season.
>>71030194
lol true
>>71029973
Im going to have a massive hard on every scene between her and Yara flirting. Hopefully they get a sex scene next season, throw in Missandei and have it be a threesome.
>>71030100
>evil cis white man makes a strategy without consulting the resident strong independent womyn™
>wait scratch that he does consult her and she tells him she doesn't know what to do
>he marches to his doom and loses hundreds of men
>she turns up with CIA man and smirks at the pathetic man and his failed strategy
>will get the credit next episode and jon will declare himself her cuck
>>71029786
>that smug face
>when there are like 10000 corpses infront of him
what the fuck
>/tv/ complains about every single episode
>still continues to watch the show
WHY DIDN'T WUN WUN HAVE A WEAPON?!
WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO IN THERE BARE-HANDED AND TAKE SO MUCH UNNECESSARY DAMAGE FROM ARROWS AND SPEARS WHEN HE COULDA BEEN SWINGING AROUND A FUCKING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
good ep.
I ENJOYED IT
can you handle it?
I legitimately am going to watch it again tomorrow and probably again before the finale.
I will enjoy it over and over. It was great.
heh!
>>71030190
Bran is still alive?
Was anyone else hoping Ramsay would get flayed?
Would have been a little piece of delicious irony.
>>71030156
fucking this
shit just get every shield you can and strap them to him, use him as a living battering ram
>>71030159
Yes?
Melly was always going "COME ON FAGGOT YOU'RE THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED, I SAW YOU TAKE WINTERFEL IN THE FIRE, DO IT, DO IT FAGGOT"
while he was like "maybe we could do... anything else?"
>>71030175
Why would the freys kill him? Guy just gave them a cool castle.
>Jaime dies to Wolverine's poisoned pie next episode
>mfw
>>71029555
It was well directed like the tower of joy.
>D&D weren't involved in that part thankfully
>>71030103
They will be married next episode.
Calling it here.
>>71030184
this i literally felt like i couldnt catch my breathe, and it made my fapping twice as good
>>71030155
dubs don't lie. it was a good episode. they captured the feeling of absolute chaos in giant battles.
>>71030170
To this day Gendry still makes me think he's some discount Christain Bale
>>71030087
Nice
>>71030212
>not using the dragon for a threesome
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ivhtLui.png "latest[1].png")
>>71030170
Its fate
>>71029796
He has interesting opinions and brings new perspectives. I know much more about show and the books as a direct result of his theories.
10.0 on imdb
>>71029973
LOOK AT THE EMOTIONS ON MY FACE, I'M ACTING
YAASSS QUEEEN SLAY
>>71029717
Nice catch fampai
imagine if wun wun had a big giant-sized scythe
he could have cut down a dozen men in that shield wall in seconds
>>71030202
I wish, any genuinely unexpected twists like that are now impossible.
Ok it's becoming pretty hard not to mention that every scene is getting to be about stronk womyn.
I was at one of those bars and the cheering for the lesbian and "empowered" lines made it clear that that kind of shit is what resonates with audiences today. Not mad, though, the episode was fun and that isn't really the stupid thing about it
>>71030228
upboated xD
>>71029555
>>71030194
He was an asshole. He saw him and Jon were having a moment.
>>71030111
great acting
Who Let The Dogs Out Sansa remix when?
>>71029555
"Our fathers were the problem"
On father's day.
Are they hinting at something?
>mfw arya slits walder freys throat
>mfw Jaime captures arya and by oath promises to return her to winterfell
do you think GRRM likes them destroying his world and characters
>>71029973
Can't stand most of her scenes or her shit acting, so this seems much better than it was, now that I think of it, was just OK. I pray she goes mad and they have to put her down.
>>71030206
and who would build a weapon for a giant? i suppose he could uproot a tree or something.
>that scene between Yara and Dany
>>71029660
Not gonna lie Jon beating his face into the mud was almost as satisfying as Tormund's comeback against Whoresbane
>>71030117
I'm just glad they didn't blab to Dany and Tyrion about him not having a cock. But when Tyrion was saying he lost nothing, they could have told them about being a torture puppet for a few months that was so broken down he couldn't even acknowledge his own name.
is this stannis?
looks like the same place of that stupid leak we got to
>>71030190
If we're just talking about names, Jon's kids aren't going to inherit the Targaryen name uncontested.
If we're talking blood, you can't get much more Stark than Jon+Arya or Jon+Sansa.
So the line can continue with Jon fucking his sisters/cousins.
>>71029946
Take that back.
>>71030292
moment would have ended pretty well if jon got an arrow in the eye
Breaker of Chairs looked extra fat this episode. it broke my fourth wall. absolutely disgusting
>>71030225
Read the books
Dumb frogposter
>>71030215
>amazing episode
>"but what about the men??"
fuck you /tv/
>>71030273
The first week people are gonna have hype goggles on, the ratings will go down soon.
>>71029639
LF just wants to be the biggest guy.
>>71030254
To be fair it can be both.
>>71030231
Benjen is alive also.
>>71030234
I liked what he got. Flaying him seems kinda sick to be honest, I can't imagine Jon or even Punished Sansa wanting to go through with that.
Him getting ripped apart by his starving dogs is almost accidental, so it makes more sense really.
