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>>71027976
khaleesi wins
>>71029555
>pitbull owners
B I G C O C K
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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>71029555
Wun Wun was basically Jon's one and only war elephant.
WHAT WENT WRONG?
did they really just decide to drop the whole "ANYONE CAN DIE" theme of Game of Thrones this season? The plot armor was strong with this ep.
This fucking episode repost addendumb it's growing
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
>Those green screen shots
>Those shots with over focus on the center making it look like a green screen
>The battle where Jon just looked 100% confused
>Ramsay being eaten by the hounds
>Sansa offering help and immedietely admitting she has no idea what to do
>The masters land army is 15 people
>"No he's lowly born kill him!"
>Theon and Asha "Well there's never been a Queen so support me" AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS ABSOLUTELY MAD WOMAN
>I will crucify the masters. Don't destroy cities.
>Ramsay has the enemy perfectly surrounded and doesn't just gut them
>Murders his own men
>Dragons burn 3 boats and all the boats are on fire
>That wunwun Eye shot. Olly would be fucking proud
>No one can protect. Congratulations a girl is no one
>200,000 khalasar with daario OUT OF NOWHERE
>Dragons need a command to burn down the ships, while the crew men just stare
>Look at the phalanx, just wait until were surrounded, then we look confused until they start killing us
>IM GOING TO DESTROY THEIR CITIES AND CRUCIFY THEM
>"our fathers were the problem"
>10 ft gate of plywood for the biggest fortress of the north broken down by a pincushin giant
>not a single archer noticed the giant approaching
Fuck Seinfeld this is the greatest sitcom of all time
Is Jon the greatest swordfighter in Westeros now? I mean most greats are dead i get it but just a question.
Also what does LF want? Be warden of the North or support Jon? If that whole letter thing is real
FUCKING GOD WARRIOR
so how many fighting men are left in the north now
2,000 if we are being generous?
will 2,000 men be enough to fight off The Long Night?
Yara says
>take care of an uncle or TWO
Victorian confirmed for season 7?
Best thing I took out of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwpmwo7KWQ [Embed]
>Sophie thinks Sansa's had it worse than anyone on the show
>Sophie thinks Sansa knows how to play the game
>Sophie thinks Sansa's stepped up and done the dirty work herself in getting the Vale army
Sophie confirmed retard.
This ladies and gentlemen is the bitch who wants Littlefinger King or Hand
I miss ramsay
yfw when Ramsay died
This episode confirm Euron have Dragonbinder, right? If he don't have it how can he be a threat for an army big enough to conquer Westeros + 3 Dragons?
Also, when Yara mention "an uncle or two", do you think she meant Victarion or just Damphair?
All these contrarians saying the episode was bad.
Stop being retarded. You know it was good, just like I knew you'd be here to say it was bad.
>CIA rape scene happens under a weirwood
>bran and benjen find a weirwood beyond the wall
>he logs in
>First thing he sees is his sister getting railed by a big guy
>>71029555
Reminder that no matter how much you complain about the show in a chinese pottery making forum, you won't be able to change a thing and D&D will continue to do whatever they want.
>>71029624
*with this season
Arya should have died
Jon should have died
Vale Army shouldn't have come "at the last moment" since no one EVER comes to the rescue in the nick of time in this world.
>>71029624
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>>71029631
Haha re evaluate your life nigger
>>71029654
same
>>71029555
I have a feeling CIA will die next episode.
Finally, there will be no point in continuing with the series.
Reminder that Roose could have just surrendered CIA and Salsa to Cersei last season and Boltons would still be running the North.
When is Jon going to burn Sansa?
She's already been tainted by Ramsay so what's she good for?
>>71029631
Shit posting this twice
Ok you all have watched the episode
now what will Preston say about it?
WE WILL NEVER GET TO HEAR A CONVERSATION BETWEEN LITTLEFINGER AND WUN WUN :(
he was a big guy
>>71029631
>>The masters land army is 15 people
It was a consort you fucking twat, they didn't know Dany's is a dragonwhisperer now
ramsey is the best. literal god tier villain.
if i met him irl i would be scared of him
he even went out like a man
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
sansa will rival cercei.......and win..........
>>71029639
he wants sansa poussey
>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter and joined up with jon with the other half of his army
>instead we get deus ex machina vale knights and smugsa
>>71029686
What life?
>>71029680
And 99% of people will continue to love it and there's nothing bookfags can do about it
>>71029631
I can smell your butthurt from here
Smells like poosy to me desu
Yes,Yes,Jon Snow, good job
HOWEVER
>>71029677
Dindu nuffin
>>71029591
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>>71029652
Probably """""""""""""Aeron""""""""""""
>best Game of Thrones episode im years
>contrarian virgins on a meme board complain because "i-it's not what I wanted waah"
Grow the fuck up, manchildren.
Even goddamn Leddit is better than this fucking shithole. Please kill yourselves before the season finale.
>>71029555
I swear if they don't give Wun Wun a nice big funeral on episode 10 it'll be a huge let down.
>>71029721
Who gives a fuck hes wrong
Like I said at the closing of the sticky.
>LotR: The Two Towers
>Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
>Theoden: For death and glory.
>A: For Rohan. For your people.
>T: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep; one last time. Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.
>Game of Thrones
>smug CIA
>stern Sansa
I don't know what I expected.
>>71029683
>In this world
Have you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? This sort of thing happens ALL THE TIME in film and television
What is she thinking?
>>71029717
pottery
>>71029721
why do you care so much what an eceleb says?
>>71029740
>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter and joined up with jon with the other half of his army
That is worst than D&D
i dont think this semen slurping show is for me guys
>>71029590
src?
>>71029631
I hate this show.
So those leaks posted the other day were fairly closeJon Targareyn next week?
>>71029747
No shit nigger, it's a J O K E
>>71029774
You should go back then
>>71029700
Of course he will.
He'll try and rape her in front of the Godswood, Bran will see, alert someone somehow, LF gets murked. Jon probably is the one that saves her.
>>71029555
this show has never been some intellectually rewarding experience. no tv show is, tv is shit. game of thrones is a fantasy story with dragons and swordfights. it's literally just for fun. why is everyone here acting like it needs to do something better. this is as good as it's going to get, stop being contrarian shits.
>Joffrey and Ramsay are dead
Who's gonna be the new psycho?
>An incompetent idiot is given a leadership position in army he has no business in, and survives a battle through shear luck and a last second save
>>71029782
when I say "in this world" I'm talking about the world of planetos.
>>71029721
who cares what that reddit nigger thinks, ozzyman is /got/s reviewer
>>71029734
EVERY SINGLE TIME. PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
>>71029774
this one episode redeemed the last 3 seasons
didnt know jon snow had it in him. all he used to do is fuck some 6/10 ginger girl
>>71029774
Hi Dabid
>>71029774
Go back then.
>>71029717
F
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>>71029673
underrated post.
>>71029808
Elsa Jean.
>>71029639
Jon isn't even that good, there are plenty of fighters that could easily beat Jon
>Zombie Mountain
>The Hound
>Loras
>Brienne
>Bronn
>Benjen
I'd wager even the Sand Sneks individually could beat Jon
>>71029717
knew this was coming
>>71029786
someone make baelish as a smug pepe and sansa as an ugly wojak princess
>>71029829
Dany
What do you guys think he would have said to Wun WUN?
>>71029833
It's like sculpting.
>Boltons didn't defeat Stannis, he defeated himself
>the very next scene he finds the stag and is appalled
how the fuck did Davos know Stannis did himself in, before actually finding out?
>>71029829
Cersei and Dany if they're smart.
But much more likely, Euron.
Since Bran is a cripple and Rick is fucking dead, is the stark line more or less extinct (on the male side)? None left to carry the name?
>>71029833
butbinks is a sith lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8hksIz1BE
>My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon and the true King in the North, Robb Stark. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>>71029779
Shut up! You're mad! It was hella epic! Hella f*ckin epic!
So Stannis confirmed winning at Winterfell and Victarian confirmed for giving Can't a ride on his Volcano fist?
>>71029856
You know this is fiction right? They can make Jon as good as they want.
>>71028311
Hey retard, don't use the word 'objectively' ever again. You're too stupid to use it properly.
>>71029610
Wunwun didn't have a weapon
>Not giving him big rocks to throw
>Not making him a giant club to smash people with
>>71029631
>Jon charging into battle on his own
>davos needs to order Jon's men to charge
>>71029555
I've come to /tv/ if only to see all the autists here sperg about characters not exercising vulcan levels of emotional suppression and logic.
Boy, I can't wait for /tv/'s autist king Preston to make his video bitching about flawed characters making un-teke decisions.
>>71029734
This is still dumb. You're are now aware that people don't browse /got/ to see this. It doesn't need to be in every thread. This meme....no. it doesn't even rate meme status because it's just lame.
I want more robert strong !
give me more robert strong
>>71029825
It's a shame to see him die in a season he's had barely any screen time in, but I suppose D&D need to satisfy their quota of "shocking" deaths.
I thought we were supposed to get 'known' characters burning on the crosses what the fuck happened
>>71029791let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit theTSS TSS
>>71029833
juh juh, yooza ina beeeg doodoo
>>71029631
You have a point about the Khalasar, I thought she needed boats for them?
Also, why are there masters men just fucking gutting civilians on the beach while the city is under siege
literally worst character of the show
>>71029717
Goddamn that scene of Jon getting trampled and gasping for air made me feel uneasyReminded me of that game in high-school where people would lay on eachother in a pile, that shit made me panic so fucking badly
>>71029660
>>71029791
Flash of Dan at the end and the image quality ruins it
Best GoT Villains:
Walder > Ramsay > Tywin > Joffrey >Stannis
>>71029555
link to the new episode? shush hasn't uploaded yet :/
>>71029905
>They can make Jon as good as they want.
not true.
but he is better than ramsey - which is all that matters
also he's a manlet
>>71029782
have you heard of internal consistency?
>>71029829
We still have Euron "Let's murder them!" Greyjoy
If D&D are worth anything they'll make Cersei and Dany go crazy
>>71029937
how bout now
>>71029737
>Could have pure Sansa
>Gives her away to be fucked in all holes by mentally ill fucker for no reason.
BRAVO D&D
>>71029868
You're agiant
>>71029631
>Look at the phalanx, just wait until were surrounded, then we look confused until they start killing us
they are wildlings though
rate her scenes
>Ramsay had thousands of cavalry last year
>Now just has a few hundred, apparently only the equal of Jon's
What?
>>71029740
>>we could have had Stannis who wrote the pink letter
This is worse than anything that has been on the show, fuck off
>>71029905
Yeah, and in that fiction they can also make fighters better than Jon, such as the ones I listed.
>>71029885
Jon is going to fuck Sansa and Arya and keep the Stark name going that way.
Just like the Targaryens.
>>71029791
I want the good man but I need the bad dick
ep 10 promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cmk9ACwc7w
HELLA FUKIN EPIC BRO! HELLA EPIC! BEST EPISODE EVER, 10/10! CANT WAIT TO POST ON REDDIT ABOUT IT! FKN EPIC
still better than brittish teeth lmao
>>71029631
#rekt
>>71029973
god awful cgi
>>71029924
...Stannis...
They couldn't even give Rickon an actual line to speak this season? Talk about the most useless Stark
Honestly that long shot of John in the battle was the most impressive shots I have ever seen in television
>>71029973
2/10
would have been 0/10 with a cock joke about theon
>>71029935
It made me pretty uncomfortable and was probably the best sequence this season.
>cia x sansa
>best pair
>>71029973
her riding dragons just look dumb as fuck to me. would be way better if she was just looking at them from somewhere up high giving commands
>>71029631
>Jon Snow is the greatest Swordsman in the Norf
>Lost to a legend from Gin Alley
Entire show got super predictable and soft, miss the original seasons, now its just typical network like garbage show.
HEY RAMSAY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE SCOUTS? YOU'RE WARDEN OF THE NORTH, WHY IS A VALE ARMY MARCHING AROUND IN YOUR TERRITORY
>>71029973
Why can't we make riding dragons look good in the year of our lord 2016? was dragon riding effects technology halted by falcor?
>>71029870
Did you miss all the times Davos was saying "this isn't the best plan you've ever had"?
>>71029999
haha epic xD!!!1
>>71029973
$0.77/$1.00
>>71029855
ty kind stranger
>>71029660
>>71029660
My face when the shitty cartoon character died?
>>71029717
ICE AND FIRE LADS
>>71029956
Better. What happens if you try and get it high quality right under the image limit though? Like at 2.9... mb?
>>71029624
That episode took plot armor to another level, the arrows were hitting soldiers within the vicinity of Jon yet somehow he doesn't get touched by them. Also the final fight seemed a really inadequate, Ramsay just stood there like a tard firing arrows and didnt once pull a dagger like he has done to Osha, Roose and others before. Its like they forgot he can defend himself
>>71029984
But they decided not too (in the show)
>>71029917
>wunwun picking people up one by one and taking like 10 seconds to kill them
Why couldn't he just step on them?
>>71029582
No shit the one that ate Ramsay looked just like one of my dogs. He's a doofus, but I make sure to keep him fed.
>>71030017
Northerners confirmed for shitters.
>>71029973
literally no reason for her to be riding the dragon
>>71029730
They're talking about the guys in front of the gates slaughtering citizens you fucking halfwit.
>>71030017
>Lost
>>71029555
So why haven't they introduced a black bull character yet?
do they feel like that would be too obvious?
So it's pretty much guaranteed that Ser Davos is going to murder Mellie Sanders next week? She's already delegated herself into the useless pile.
>>71029931
>nope the Dothraki can travel to Mereen by land
>They weren't the master's men they were random guerrilla jihadists attacking people fleeing war
>>71030047
third time's the charm
>>71029935
I know senpai. It legit gave you the feeling of suffocating.
The fight scenes directing was fucking impressive
>>71029917
You've played too much battle for middle earth as the orcs m8
>>71029935
A guy in my school broke his pelvis because of that.
>>71029649
>No arm or hand protection
>No shield
>No helmet
How's he still alive lads?
DROPPED the show last week, can someone just give me the plot of this one?
Preferably in the form of memes
>>71029991
Shit's so predictable
>tower of joy shittily done
>CIA killed by brienne/jon
>tommen killing himself after realising hes incest abomination
>arya at the crossing
>jon does nothing to mellisandre
>le great game is terrifying
>>71030012
>"i thought you knew what i wanted"
will they kiss again next episode?
>>71030048
DABID
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>>71029949
What the fuck are you talking about? Even in the show Jon wouldn't beat any of those characters.
Except maybe Loras because D&D butchered him
>>71030009
They could have made it a bit of a wider shot, imo.
satisfying af. the screams made it even better
>>71030024
He's overconfident :^)
ACTING: more effective than plastic surgery
>>71030087
SMUG
>>71030100
jon snow finally learns something
>>71030052
Or just swing dudes around to knock down other dudes. He shouldn't have wasted time killing each guy when he was trying to break the phalanx.
>>71029683
The same thing happened at the battle of blackwater idiot
I like how gritty and terrifying they made the battle look desu, other than the first couple of seconds of Jon being an invincible hero unit
>>71029885
Jon will give the title of lord of winterfell to Sansa.
Men will never again oppress the North, the Seven Kingdoms will become the Seven Queendoms by the end of the show
wait wait, so where the fuck did davos think diseased girl was all this time?
>>71030059
You're kidding right? She did it to prove dominance, of both Drogon and the masters, she wants to show them she can ride these beasts and control them, she wants them to know that she can kill these people without a second thought.
>>71029980
Yeah, made no sense.
Guess Stannis' men took out a lot of horses
Even army size made no sense.
The Karstarks went from making up half of Robb army to having their combined army with the Umber and Boltons amount to 6000 men.
>>71030006
speaking roles cost money better spent on dragon cgi
best ep ever. fuck it.
shit was cum worthy
You know in between the months of marching around trying to get Northern houses support they should have just had a dozen guys making chainmail for Wun Wun 24/7. He's so fucking strong he should be able to wear fucking layers of that shit.
>>71030034
Yeah he could have been talking about Stannis' decision to keep going forward and not return to castle black, but would you really say that was because he had 'demons' in his head?
>>71030097
>arrows hit everyone but him
it's the plot armor. it raises his defense and dodge percentage.
>>71029935
A lot of this episode made me laugh, but that scene was perfectly handled. I was getting uncomfortable and a little nauseous just watching it, and the entire battle scene with Jon stumbling about was great. Overall not the best episode of this season, but I'm glad the sequence I was most excited for got handled rather well.
>>71030061
>Back Stab
>winning honorably
>>71030101
>>71029991
Jaime is hanging out with Walder Frey though
is Jaime kill too?
good parts:
the battle, ramsay's death
bad parts:
sansa whining, mary sue everything
>>71030126
Was it how to act?
>>71029935
Srs, I am very claustrophobic and that shit triggered the fuck out of me. One of my greatest fears is getting trampled/smothered to death in a human crush.
>>71030052
Nigger, why couldn't he just swing a fucking tree around and kill them ten at a time?
>>71030127
Wun Wun is not a master of military strategy.
If you want to be nit picky a medieval army should have completely shattered the moment someone just picked one of them up and ripped them in half.
>>71030103
Yes, he will kiss her. Down there this time.
>>71029985
Yeah exceptif R+L=J is right, he isn't a Stark. Which means that the line is dead.
how come ramsay didn't shoot jon
how come he shot the giant instead
>>71029991
>I thought you knew what I wanted
Will Sansa take the d
>>71030141
Except Littlefinger is going to murder Sansa in the finale and claim Warden of the North for himself.
>>71030103
She'll reject, he'll get forceful, he'll get caught, he'll get killed by Jon, Jon will talk to her about trust
>>71030093
>Let's make our giant fight with his bare hands
>Jon becomes King in the next episode
>The writers will give all the credit to Sansa because she's the main character of The North now that there aren't silly books shackling them to dumb things like continuity
>>71029991
Jaime won't be at KL to stop Cersei from fucking killing everyone with wildfire, like many predicted. Nice.
also no arya. her plotline is over for this season.
>>71030194
lol true
>>71029973
Im going to have a massive hard on every scene between her and Yara flirting. Hopefully they get a sex scene next season, throw in Missandei and have it be a threesome.
>>71030100
>evil cis white man makes a strategy without consulting the resident strong independent womyn™
>wait scratch that he does consult her and she tells him she doesn't know what to do
>he marches to his doom and loses hundreds of men
>she turns up with CIA man and smirks at the pathetic man and his failed strategy
>will get the credit next episode and jon will declare himself her cuck
>>71029786
>that smug face
>when there are like 10000 corpses infront of him
what the fuck
>/tv/ complains about every single episode
>still continues to watch the show
WHY DIDN'T WUN WUN HAVE A WEAPON?!
WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO IN THERE BARE-HANDED AND TAKE SO MUCH UNNECESSARY DAMAGE FROM ARROWS AND SPEARS WHEN HE COULDA BEEN SWINGING AROUND A FUCKING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
good ep.
I ENJOYED IT
can you handle it?
I legitimately am going to watch it again tomorrow and probably again before the finale.
I will enjoy it over and over. It was great.
heh!
>>71030190
Bran is still alive?
Was anyone else hoping Ramsay would get flayed?
Would have been a little piece of delicious irony.
>>71030156
fucking this
shit just get every shield you can and strap them to him, use him as a living battering ram
>>71030159
Yes?
Melly was always going "COME ON FAGGOT YOU'RE THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED, I SAW YOU TAKE WINTERFEL IN THE FIRE, DO IT, DO IT FAGGOT"
while he was like "maybe we could do... anything else?"
>>71030175
Why would the freys kill him? Guy just gave them a cool castle.
>Jaime dies to Wolverine's poisoned pie next episode
>mfw
>>71029555
It was well directed like the tower of joy.
>D&D weren't involved in that part thankfully
>>71030103
They will be married next episode.
Calling it here.
>>71030184
this i literally felt like i couldnt catch my breathe, and it made my fapping twice as good
>>71030155
dubs don't lie. it was a good episode. they captured the feeling of absolute chaos in giant battles.
>>71030170
To this day Gendry still makes me think he's some discount Christain Bale
>>71030087
Nice
>>71030212
>not using the dragon for a threesome
>>71030170
Its fate
>>71029796
He has interesting opinions and brings new perspectives. I know much more about show and the books as a direct result of his theories.
10.0 on imdb
>>71029973
LOOK AT THE EMOTIONS ON MY FACE, I'M ACTING
YAASSS QUEEEN SLAY
>>71029717
Nice catch fampai
imagine if wun wun had a big giant-sized scythe
he could have cut down a dozen men in that shield wall in seconds
>>71030202
I wish, any genuinely unexpected twists like that are now impossible.
Ok it's becoming pretty hard not to mention that every scene is getting to be about stronk womyn.
I was at one of those bars and the cheering for the lesbian and "empowered" lines made it clear that that kind of shit is what resonates with audiences today. Not mad, though, the episode was fun and that isn't really the stupid thing about it
>>71030228
upboated xD
>>71030194
He was an asshole. He saw him and Jon were having a moment.
>>71030111
great acting
Who Let The Dogs Out Sansa remix when?
>>71029555
"Our fathers were the problem"
On father's day.
Are they hinting at something?
>mfw arya slits walder freys throat
>mfw Jaime captures arya and by oath promises to return her to winterfell
do you think GRRM likes them destroying his world and characters
>>71029973
Can't stand most of her scenes or her shit acting, so this seems much better than it was, now that I think of it, was just OK. I pray she goes mad and they have to put her down.
>>71030206
and who would build a weapon for a giant? i suppose he could uproot a tree or something.
>that scene between Yara and Dany
>>71029660
Not gonna lie Jon beating his face into the mud was almost as satisfying as Tormund's comeback against Whoresbane
>>71030117
I'm just glad they didn't blab to Dany and Tyrion about him not having a cock. But when Tyrion was saying he lost nothing, they could have told them about being a torture puppet for a few months that was so broken down he couldn't even acknowledge his own name.
is this stannis?
looks like the same place of that stupid leak we got to
>>71030190
If we're just talking about names, Jon's kids aren't going to inherit the Targaryen name uncontested.
If we're talking blood, you can't get much more Stark than Jon+Arya or Jon+Sansa.
So the line can continue with Jon fucking his sisters/cousins.
>>71029946
Take that back.
>>71030292
moment would have ended pretty well if jon got an arrow in the eye
Breaker of Chairs looked extra fat this episode. it broke my fourth wall. absolutely disgusting
>>71030225
Read the books
Dumb frogposter
>>71030215
>amazing episode
>"but what about the men??"
fuck you /tv/
>>71030273
The first week people are gonna have hype goggles on, the ratings will go down soon.
>>71029639
LF just wants to be the biggest guy.
>>71030254
To be fair it can be both.
>>71030231
Benjen is alive also.
>>71030234
I liked what he got. Flaying him seems kinda sick to be honest, I can't imagine Jon or even Punished Sansa wanting to go through with that.
Him getting ripped apart by his starving dogs is almost accidental, so it makes more sense really.
>>71030318
lancel. can see the chains
>>71030024
YEAH AND WHY DIDNT THE ORC SCOUTS STOP THE ROHIRRIM???
>>71030142
I think he assumed she was dead, escaped or being held at winterfell
FORTH EORLINGAS
JON SNOW STANDS ALONE
>>71030241
Arya's going to kill all the Freys, but Jaime will be there. I doubt he'd just sit there and watch, and idk if Arya wants him dead or not.
>>71030313
>that scene between Yara and Dany
Can't wait till they scissor
>>71030306
GRRM can do that just fine on his own.
>>71030254
Something can be a symbol of two things. Also, Arya's drive for vengeance is because she lost all those things.
Didn't watch this season, but what about cliffhanger? No horn of winter and zombie stark, right? Victarion capture dragon? Or it's not over?
>>71029932
She is worse even in books.
>>71030291
So original
>>71030306
He is rich as fuck now. He will only get fatter. GRRM is dead in 2 years time from gluttony.
Save this post.
>>71029555
where can i stream this week's episode?
>>71029991
I forgot, was Cersei/Jaime and their kids being the product of incest part of the trial? If so that would be pretty fucking awkward for Tommen lmao
So Jon is a total failure right? He completely fucked up the battle and was only saved by CIA. And yet he's going to get rewarded for it and be proclaimed King next episode and CIA will even set up the Season 7 reveal that he's Rhaegar's son and the true heir to the Iron Throne.
>>71030022
the plot is certainly not as good as when they were more closely following the books, like in the first season.
But this episode was pretty well executed given the plot
>>71030258
*breath
>>71030303
It did dawn on me just now that Jamie is not on her list.
>>71030339
you mean total garbage episode right?
>epic khaleesi being super epic and breaking the wheel and breaking the chains
>sansa getting hundreds of men killed for literally no reason
>jon getting more cucked by the minute
>>71030243
I sure hope Jaime doesn't die.
>>71030306
I think the millions he's making out of it is enough to help him forget the pain.
>>71029946
Joffrey's death was the most satisfying so i think he was the best villain
So how dead is Jaime next episode?
>>71030316
I kinda feel like that was supposed to make Tyrion seem cold to the audience. His roll is to cool Dany down now I feel, make sure she doesn't become another mad king, and that's what he must sound like to someone as inexperienced yet powerful. They're being reasonably pleasant to her, and her to them, he's being like "Why do we want YOUR ships?"
>>71030274
>I wonder how she got that role
>>71030231
Bran is a cripple.
Can he even get his dick up?
>>71030274
That entire courtroom scene was god aweful. I really fucking hate Yara.
WHY DID NO ONE SEE A VALE ARMY MARCH UP TO WINTERFELL?!?!?!
>>71030234
I actually thought Sansa would shoot him with an arrow while he was looking at the Battle being smug
>>71030225
>implying wun wun HIMSELF wasn't the weapon
Would Ramsay have lost if he took his shirt off?
>>71030387
I can't stop farting and I'm starting to get genuinely worried.
>>71030254
DABID
>>71030360
man fuck that guy
got my hopes up
The Hannibal of Westeros
>>71030225
why did they not even give him any armor? not even some thick leather. not even a medium sized tree trunk to wave around knocking boltons off horses. he was literally their best fighter. why didnt the boltons fear the fucking giant? have they seen many giants in their lives?
very poor use of a giant. r.i.p wun wun.
>>71030340
its at 1400 votes
it usually drops way before that. im not saying it wont but its usually 9.8 and lower by now
>>71030313
stronk womyn not gonna listen to no weak white male! and we'll lick each other's pussies because we don't need teh dick! yeah woman strong roar!
>>71030376
1 episode left.
>all of danys scenes are cringe
>sansa not just telling john about littlefinger
> ramsay not aiming to shoot john instead of rickon as the trick (durr don't do what he want's you to do and rush to his rescue)
>giant being way too OP
>ramsay firing arrows into his own men (this is elementary warfare)
>ramsay wasting all his calvary instead of having them pick off stragglers and attack when they are locked in combat with foot soldiers
>just in the nick of time reinforements sillyness
>dogs not eating each other first and most likely all being fucking dead from wounds they gave each other
>Dany smugly asks Theon why isn't he fit to rule
>Theon triggered by this normie who has been pampered for so long and doesn't know a fraction of the pain he's been in
>mfw
>>71030399
BUT WHAT
ABOUT
THE MEN
Pic Related: Jon Snow dodging 3 volleys of arrows centered directly on him.
>>71029856
>Sand Sneks invidivually
god damn that ep was good. fuck the rest of the season
>>71030269
Holy shit
Gin Alley = Arthur Dayne
>>71030117
friend, he portrayed far more information and context in that look than half of the dialogues this episode
Before I figured most of the people arguing Alfie's the best actor on GoT were memeing, but now I'm starting to think they got a good argument
easily the strongest character arc in the show
>>71030156
this was the stupidest shit ever. Bolton wasn't even using fire. Put some metal plates on the giant and he can fucking killdoze thousands of men
>>71030429
The Cannibal, or the actual man?
>>71030370
will she marry Theon or Yara to cement the alliance?
>>71030422
Im still pissed about this, No fucking reason for him to die, he could have protected Bran for longer then 2 seconds there.
>>71030234
getting eaten by his 20 good dogs was pretty ironic too though
DID THE LOLI DIE?!
>>71029639
Jon's skill is a story. men tell stories that aren't always true. Holy shit, why does this even need to be explained to you. Not everything that comes out of a character's mouth is 100% accurate exposition.
I'm guess LF will find an easier time manipulating northerners, if Sansa and Jon rule. He won't be so lucky with Ramsay running amok.
>>71030362
Orcs were on the offense, they have an excuse for why they didn't know the Rohirrim were coming
Ramsay was playing defense, he should have known the movements of a foreign army in his territory
>>71030445
lold anon
yeah that was pretty stupid
>>71029917
All they had to do was cut down a tree
>>71030400
>asspullxasspull
>>71030413
ask Meera Reed
>>71030060
Those were harpies though, they were already in the city (although that scene didn't make much sense regardless)
Or do all of the master's soldiers wear those golden masks? That doesn't make any sense considering they were pretending to not have anything to do with the harpies
>>71030471
I think the actual man.
>>71030241
Freys wouldn't, Arya might. It's very likely considering that Cersei is likely to die this episode and Jaime wouldn't have much of a role in the War for the Dawn. When D&D run out of things for a character to do they get killed off pathetically and with copious amounts of convenience, like Rickon being too stupid to run serpentine or maybe take cover behind a pyre.
>>71030468
why what did that look potray - he had no cock?
>>71030471
D&D showed their version of Cannae this episode.
>>71030274
>we're not here to discuss our surrender
>we're here to discuss YOUR SURRENDER
give me a fucking break lads.
>>71030306
Like Preston pointed out, yeah I think he is, they ruined two decades of work, passion and devotion in one Build-a-Burger season. But at this point, all the money and notoriety hes recieved, I dont think he cares.
That Dragon CGI is .99999:1 with reality at this point. Fucking unreal.
>>71029825
He's not going to die without talking to Varys first. In fact I think he makes it to the very end
>>71030452
If you ignore all of the shitty, lazy writing, then yeah it was great.
If you wanted anymore liberal feminist propaganda:
>"Our fathers were the problem"
>On Fathers Day
>>71030443
so why are they allowed to make fun of theon anyway?
he was castrated tortured and probably raped
yet its completely off the table to make a single joke about sansas tame rape?
is television as a medium dead now?
>>71030429
Except Hannibal had scouts and wouldn't kill his own cavalry
>>71029973
Was it rape?
She must be used to those spikes by now.
>>71030471
This one
>>71030314
that was whoresbane? I thought it was small jon.
>>71029791
Now I am Lord Bolton
>>71029779
well yeah CIA makes sense to be smug as fuck, Its all laying out like he wanted to
who wrote this epi btw
>>71030488
Who exactly is telling stories about Jon's swordfighting skills to Ramsay?
>>71030445
Are you stupid ? He is the champion of the Lord of Light, do you think some feeble arrows can even strike him ?
Kill yourself pleb
>>71030260
Why the fuck is there so much Hisoka in this thread?
>>71030443
he really could have just said he can't make an heir, not even mention the lack of a dick.
>>71030548
>>71030548
NEW THREAD
>>71030548
>>71030548
NEW THREAD
>>71030548
>>71030548
NEW THREAD
>>71030548
>>71030548
NEW THREAD
>>71030518
it looked shit
>>71029980
They all went to join Daenarys for no reason whatsoever because she's about to lose her 3rd army and needs a deus ex machina 4th.
>>71030515
Comedy gold
>>71030485
No, why would she be anywhere near the battle? Was Melisandre? Was Sansa?
>>71030387
how would CIA know?
>>71030033
Dabid, the dragons look cheap Dabid, why can't we use better cgi dragons Dabid!!!???
YOU KNOW WHY? They probably farmed the cgi work to the cheapeast bidder possible and poor Weiss probably can't sit down for weeks without it hurting for suggesting they spend more.
>>71030274
She looked fertile as fuck this episode. Was she ovulating?
>>71030476
>yfw she marries Theon and Daario is kept around as the actual, literal bull to breed an heir
Oh my fucking god please don't. I will never ever hear the end of this on this shitty fucking place.
>>71030511
CANNAE
FUCKING CANNAE?
This is an insult to Hannibal.
>>71030319
>Male line
You're not fucking listening. There were three male starks. Two are dead, one is a cripple. Jon is being set up as a child of Targ blood.
>>71030414
>"My sexist uncle doesn't think a stronk woman can rule!"
>"haha that's reason enough for me to kill him"
>>71030515
Cliche overload, sad part is I expected that exact line
>>71030530
goddam jews. seriously pol is right. i'm not happy about it, they just are
>>71030569
He's got a letter from Benjen.
>>71030551
I don't fucking know. People tell stories all the time. Nothing better to do than gossip.
>>71030060
fuck man Brian Cox should appear briefly to save a subplot like Ian McShane did
>>71029631
dany is the john cena of GoT
>>71030530
kinda ironic. They shit on their fathers, despite the fact that they killed their mothers.
>>71030530
To be fair, all of there Fathers save Tywin where pretty bad. Ares was just flat out nuts, and Balon is like that kid that cant stop sticking pennies in the electric sockets.
>>71029791
Revenge - stronk women - character
>>71030303
>Grey Wind, Robb and Catelyn were killed by Crossbow, dagger to the heart and slit throat
>Tywin is shot with a crossbow
>Roose is stabbed in the heart
You know that no other death would be more fitting for Walder than getting his throat slit, right? Bonus points if Arya disguises herself as one of his sons/daughters.
>>71030303
please, fucking please be wrong.
>>71030531
you sound like a white male. your opinion doesn't matter anymore.
IS THE LOLI OKAY?!?!
>tfw she won't be marrying rickon for her help
Some of those fightscenes were fucking cringy. The only good one was John's solo war scene. Also why did the giant have to die lmao? Why isnt he wearing armor? Even a giant plank of wood as a shield to deflect arrows and lances and he probably would have survived. No one thought of giving the fucking giant a little makeshift armor or something?
>>71029555
>>71029555
>>71029631
COULD WE NOT GET THIS NIGGA A WEAPON
>>71030441
>ramsay firing arrows into his own men (this is elementary warfare)
>ramsay wasting all his calvary instead of having them pick off stragglers and attack when they are locked in combat with foot soldiers
That was the point. He does not care about his men and his plan was to make a wall from their body's. I'm not defending the show but that was in character.
>>71029825
Are you a fucking moron? Do you know NOTHING of littlefinger's character? He is not a rapist you dumb fuck. He wants Sansa, but he is not a psychopath. Sansa will deny him.
The lords of the Vale barely support littlefinger. He only gets his way because of how he has manipulated Robyn. If littlefinger did something so stupid and out of character, the lords of the vale would not only completely disavow and abandon him (which they already want to do, they just can't), but he would definitely be beheaded.
I don't understand what they are doing with LF though, he is a master manipulator and plotter, he is showing far too much weakness with Sansa that is very uncharacteristic.
>>71030612
>watching WRASSLIN
kys, hillbilly
>>71030175
Jaime won't die becauseHim, Cersei, Jon, Dany and Tyrion signed a contract in season 5 that paid them to work into season 7
>>71030530
>>71030600
You SJWs deserve to die. Back to your hamplanet SJW containment board, whiny neckbeards.
>>>/pol/
>>71030530
this
I don't mean say there is an agenda but it sure as hell feels like they got an axe to grind.
>>71030208
>also no arya. her plotline is over for this season.
uh she kills the Frey's
I haven't watched the show, can soneone please greentext what happened?
JAJAJJA JON E SNOW EL BASTARD BOWLO JAJJAJAJAJ EL RAMSAY FINITO JAJAJAJAJ
>>71030567
>trusting melisandre with a loli
>>71030060
Those were the sons of the harpy you braindead faggot
>>71030544
Smalljon died at the Red Wedding
>>71030052
What if he just belly flopped on them or butt dropped them? Or like in wrestling one of them elbow drops? Even the chick I saw it with was wondering why WUNWUN wasn't stomping them all like ants.
>>71030620
I would love for her to somehow burn the bridge between the two towers and then slit his windpipe.
>>71030661
prove >>71030530 wrong fuckface
>>71030555
I'm watching the series again so I'm taking caps and gifs as I go. Just felt like posting all this stuff.
Plus he's a well written, fun villain.
>>71029833
Darth jar jar killed most of the tanks fgt
>>71030599
>now it ends, potion seller
>>71030673
>plot armor
>>71030476
They'll both wear strap ons and fuck Theon in the ass with them to conjugate their relationship.
>>71030648
I was really wanting him to pick up one of the Bolton men and use him as a weapon, but him going full on AoT Titan with twisting the dude open was pretty cool too.
>>71030702
Prove what wrong? There's nothing to prove wrong, it's a non-sequitur. Mentioning three shitty fathers has nothing to do with fathers in general. You're literally social justice warriors. Triggered /pol/ social justice warriors should be hunted for sport.
>>71030673
Can probably work it out from this.
>>71030111
I was really hoping you'd added (farts) to that.
I would've died laughing.
>>71029665
Parts were good, but too much dramatic slow motion predictable bullshit and plot armor, honestly.
And the feminism is getting so eye-rolling I can't even enjoy the shit anymore. I'd be embarrassed to be a woman watching this show.
>>71030100
Men stupid, women strong smarter sex. D&D and GRRM must be submissive perverts and share the same dominatrix who humiliates the 3 of them and made them write this in the script. I really hope the books don't go the super female route.
>>71030359
Jon is lawful stupid so if there was a law that forced him to flay Ramsay he'd do it.
Torrent?
>>71030221
Why would he care about a bunch of dead men that aren't his?
>>71030190
Bran is still alive and... metaphorically kicking bro
>>71029754
>>71029680
dayum
>>71030205
nah, cia isn't the type to get forceful beyond what he did in the first kiss. if she pulls away he won't push it.
>>71030347
Did someone break her knees? They look fucked up
>>71030013
>dragons fly miles away from you to attack you enemies
>you're supposed to give commands to them from that distance
>>71030760
It's totally non-sequitur, just like mentioning the orlando shooter was muslim.
>literally NO U "argument"
>>71030781
Yea the super women scenes were retarded, doesn't even make sense, it's like a feminist wrote this or made them rewrite things to stay compliant with the SJW feminazi movement.
>>71030778
>>71030111
really hoping for someone to deliver on this now t b h
I want the farts
I can't deal with this show anymore. Can't Jon get a break? I get that this show is supposed to be a edgy deconstruction of the fantasy genre but shit, it didn't even feel rewarding to see Ramsay die in this episode.
There was no comeuppance, Jon looks like a jackass, and Sansa is toted around like a hero for saving the day despite it being entirely her fault that so many people died. Like, Dany gets moments all the time.
Is it too much to ask for Jon to just charge in like Theoden and kick these fuckers out of his home? I guess so. Oh well. I'll continue to watch this because I'm too far invested in the show, I just want to see it end. But there is no redeeming value in any of this for me.
>>71030221
sansa had a smug face too
she is cia jr
>>71029935
maybe you have a bit of claustrophobia
>>71030657
you apparently know about john cena too
kill your own self
>>71030648
Dabid, can we give wun wun a big wooden club as a weapons? Like Bam Bam Dabid!
>Dabid mutters something after open hand smacking Weiss about keeping costs down.
>>71030654
This. Littlefinger would never do anything this fucking stupid. Plus he could've raped the hell out of Sansa with near impunity if he'd wanted to when she was under his charge. I think he loved Cat too much to ever do anything like that, not to mention he's not a fucking rapist.
Plus, why would he suddenly try and rape her after Ramsay's blown that pussy to roast beef status? I'm sure Littlefinger would happily risk everything he's painstakingly worked for to get in on those sloppy seconds from some psychotic torturing bastard.
>>71030882
It would have been better to have him be beheaded as a show of Jon's justice. I'm worried they are turning sansa into mad lady stone heart.
>>71030221
Just numbers.
>>71030691
That was Greatjon.. I though that's why this other cunt was called Smalljon. Or are you talking about the book?
>>71030274
>tfw she will have no career after GoT
>>71030358
Not gonna lie, Yara has a pretty nice butt
>>71030221
Women are the biggest victims of war, never forget that
Sansa was the biggest victim here, SHE WAS RAPED FOR GOD'S SAKE
>>71030882
Just turn ur brain off bro! It was hella epic!
>>71030971
I think he wants her to actually love him. Like you said, if he just wanted her sexually he could have had her.
This episode was very good. Much better than the fucking trainwreck last week was. Also, I a quite pleased that Tormund pulled through.
Pressing F for Wun Wun all day
>>71030194
He couldn't be sure the giant wouldn't just crush him with one final lunge so he took the safest option. That's why he looks so pissed, cuz just sniping jon would have meant being ganked.
>that weeksauce fighting on the part of Ramsay
>Instantly getting his shit kicked in
>Sounds like Jon is literally crushing his skull but it's just his face being pulverized.
>>71030314
Bane?
>>71030670
>arya teleports to westeros
>meets up with brienne for gurl power
>>71030654
I agree it has been weak but his move makes sense in the context of dany and the fact that the seven have taken power in kings landing.
>>71031068
In the TV, Greatjon died offscreen. He stayed behind in the North, that cunt. After starting all that King in the North bullshit.
>>71031089
When will Cersei be investigated for her private raven coop she used to avoid FOIA requests?
>>71030882
It would be so satisfying to see Dany get completely BTFO when she tries to conquer the seven kingdoms after having seen her luck her way into power. Unfortunately that will never happen.
>>71030490
no excuse you got rekt
>>71031211
never duh, also you are on the watchlist for asking such questions.
>>71029791
[ farts smugly ]
>>71030538
I had a great time watching it, I'm just saying that seeing how people react, it's clear that focusing on the women is the thing to do if you're going for fan service.
The dumb thing about it was sansa hiding the last minute save, the dogs waiting for her speech to end, all things done to ensure a dramatic emphasis
>>71030259
Choreography, cinematography, everything was good except for the writing; i.e., D&D cucked themselves out of a top shelf episode.
>>71031395
>ywn be a lowborn tasked with washing the skid-marks out of lady Sansa's undergarments
>>71030306
He literally doesn't give a shit about his horrid book series anymore. He pretends like he's still writing them so he gets free food from cons.
>>71031511
topcuck
>>71030190
Bran
Benjen
Matrilineal marriage to Sansa.
>>71030170
now a lover of flea bottom scum is talking about honor?
>>71031551
This. The shot of Jon's back against Ramsay's front lines was fucking great
>>71030170
>winning honorably
What book series have you been reading? The entire point of GoT is to dispell this "honorable battle" myth.
GUYS. I think the reason Sansa didn't tell Jon about her deal with Petyr is because she knew he would NEVER allow that. If she did tell him, Petyr's army would have never gotten to the battle and Jon would have lost.
Then again, she could have just screamed at Jon to wait and just stormed off to Petyr, but I dunno. It was kinda stupid.
>>71031871
That's a horrible bling.
>>71030471
His "Hello, Sansa" while locked up was very Hopkins-like.
>>71031716
Watch the making of, it's almost as interesting as the actual episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93k4uhpf7g
>>71030274
D&D killed her career, she is such a qt in real life, also very feminine and down to earth
she also said that daenerys is a bitch
Why doesn't Jon say anything about the Vale army? Isn't he fucking pissed that Sansa just didn't tell him? He could have gotten fucking killed, shit, thousands of people died because Sansa didn't tell Jon to wait an extra 20 minutes? What the fucK?
>>71032313
Go to the timecode, she's fucking awful dude.
https://youtu.be/ieopHE5MU6c?t=49
>>71030555
we've got an avatarfag
worse than a namefag or a tripfag
>>71032512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le6DuqgHeh0
>>71030599
you mean compared to Euron who was going to kill her just for the lulz?
>>71031177
Too many Jons in this motherfucker lol.
Good episode?
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