Ice Darth Maul Edition
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>>70985771
Azor Jon!
oh boi
>>70985771
literally no comparison
Based Jon's nemesis thread, thank you OP.
fuck prophecy
Was this last episode the worst written so far?
>SMELLS LIKE PUSSAH TA MAY
>OI POD WIT THE MAGIC COCK
>ya think they're fookin in there?
>you're bad at dying
>CUNT
>I prefer chicken XD
>I MAK JOK
>I'll catapult your baby LMAO
>but my lord, you're not my lord, my lord!
>he was killed fighting sir
>at last, after all these years you have finally become No One
not to mention:
>hound cock
>filler
>dany marching in like a fucking comic book character
>more filler
>cleganebowl cancelled
This episode was garbage.
First for Lyanna Mormont, lord of Bear Island.
jonfags are literally the worst
Reminder that the books are overrated and that GRRM is a hack.
>>70985843
DONT INSULT MY SHOW REEEEEEEEE!!!! GOT IS THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!! YOU WHINING CUNT!!
>>70985843
no nothing will ever beat Dorne
nothing
Nth for the close attention to detail paid by the prop makers.
>>70985844
62 bear men could easily put her on the iron throne
>>70985843
>>SMELLS LIKE PUSSAH TA MAY
>>OI POD WIT THE MAGIC COCK
>>ya think they're fookin in there?
>>you're bad at dying
>>CUNT
>>I prefer chicken XD
>>I MAK JOK
>>I'll catapult your baby LMAO
>>but my lord, you're not my lord, my lord!
>>he was killed fighting sir
>>at last, after all these years you have finally become No One
Nothing wrong with any of these.
GoT feet rankings
(If you disagree you'd better bring evidence)
1. Maisie
2. Lena
3. Smirkfu
4. Rose Leslie
5. Kelly C
9001. Sophie
>>70985843
>he thinks last episode was worse than Dorne feat. Bryan Cogman's fanfic
>>70985844
Lyanna will be Queen of the North via marriage to Jon.
>>70985844
>it's a child is smarter and better than adults episode
Garbage scene
>>70985884
>Close detail
The wax seal isn't even Grey.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Yes, yes. Well done Ramsay, well done Ramsay. >HOWEVER
>the sorcerer burns varys' cock
>we hear brans voice from the fire
>HODOR
>>70985843
Are you forgetting about the bad pussy?
jonfags come here from reddit to post long ass desperate essays about why their constipated fave isn't a worthless idiot that doesnt deserve the title of king of the north
>>70985884
Can we see the letter Sansa sent Littlefinger?
I want to know whether or not she offered her hand in marriage to him
>>70985940
>>70985771
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522811
>>70985847
>buttblasted stannisfags
Epsoide leaks yet ?
Yes yes, well done Stannis, well done.
HOWEVER
20 Good Men to Ramsay.
100K Dothraki Screamers to Dany.
1000 ships to Euron.
45K Vale Knights to Jonsa.
100 Craster Sons to Night's King.
>>70985866
>>70985910
>>70985947
Bad pussy was one line. This whole episode script was hot garbage.
>what if bran was the voice varys heard when his cock burned up
>>70985930
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70985823
I think Darth Maul would win.
>>70985935
dont know why you keep posting jon's picture with this. it should be littlefinger. if it were all up to incompetent jon the stark side would lose. he has to get someone else in there to save his ass at the last second.
>>70985904
hers better than lena
>>70985969
21 hours anon
>>70985966
look how happy she is that Stannis is alive
>You are the princess Shireen of House Baratheon and you are my daughter
>HOWEVER
>>70985969
uploading webm now
>>70985999
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
>>70985995
spoiler alert: it was.
also bran is the artist formerly known as R'hllor.
>>70985969
>45 mins of fart cockery with the hound going back to brienne of fookin tarth and challenging her
>5 mins of the high sparrow cucking a kingdon
>bastard bowl last 3 mins
>happens off screen
>jon dies, wildlings die, sansa capture
>her every orifice is filled with the baby batter of 20 good men
>ramsay flays her living
>fucks her skinless corpse
>eats whats left
>a job well done
bravo, dabid
>>70985884
>Sansa Stark
>Stark
>>70985984
Dorne was more then 1 line,
>snek fight
>bad poosay
>dorans a bitch
>general cuckness all round
for an entire season, nothing beats Dorne
>>70985984
That line was so bad, it is still worse.
MMD did nothing wrong.
>>70986020
>this much denial
>>70986038
OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
>>70986047
I'd watch it
>>70985861
Overrated how? Nobody is claiming they are high literature, they are engaging, entertaining pulp novels and they fulfill their purpose perfectly.
>>70986066
>stallion who mounts the world
What did they mean by this
>>70985952
She can't offer her hand in marriage because she's already married to Bolton
>>70986047
>her every orifice is filled with the baby batter of 20 good men
>>70986019
>Stannis at least has a chance before his sellswords abandon him
>Jon knowingly attacks Winterfell assuming he and everyone else he brought is about to die
Why.....
Lyanna Mormont the Hornwoods, and Sansa shouldn't be killed because Jon is a retard
>>70986061
>Dorne the land of cucks
Why did the snek stab the kid in the back of the head like a coward?
To the traitor and bastard Jon Snow:
You allowed thousands of wildlings past the Wall. You have betrayed your own kind. You have betrayed the North. Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see. Your brother Rickon is in my dungeon. His direwolf's skin is on my floor. Come and see. I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your wildling lovers. Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see.
-Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
>>70985884
>implying catelyn is blackfish's sister
FAKE
Jew Bastard
>>70985843
and dany never spoke a line
>>70986129
Well how convienent, CIA can kill Ramsay and take a widowed Sansa for himself then
>>70986099
SHE TWINES HER SPINES UP SLOWLY
>>70986168
>Come and see.
Why is Ramsay quoting the Book of Revelation?
>>70986013
THIS
>>70985861
Better than the show.
its this the actual joke?
>>70986133
>>70986168
>Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
>Not King in the North
cuck confirmed
jon is so incompetent his whiny sister has to save his ass. yet Jonny Stu still gets crowned king of the north anyway.
He looks like a bad cosplay of Drogo.
>>70986168
>Stannis stops 100K Wildlings from invading Westeros
>Umbers: thanks Stannis, but we won't help you because you're a Southern King, even though we have the key to gathering support for you in the North
>Jon lets a couple thousand Wildlings live in the safety of Gift
>Umbers: fuck the Starks, let's turn over Rickon to the Boltons even though their traitorous assholes and officially declare for them
Why....
has anyone considered the possibility that danaerys will not leave Westeros?
according to legend the most of the world had a hero/azor ahai.
Is it possible that she will instead go east to the five forts and the whole others fight will supersede her desire to go to westeros?
>>70986168
>>70986278
>still claiming to be Warden, a military title granted by the Iron Throne, while in open rebellion against the Crown
sansa wrote the letter to the neck
i just want to see frogmen
>>70986013
maybe littlefinger should be crowned king of the north since if it werent for him the north would still be under the control of the boltons and jon and sansa would be dog feed
>>70986330
will not leave essos*
fuck
>>70986330
nah
>>70986278
>Ramsay still thinks the Lannisters are backing him
>so much so he leaves Moat Cailin completely undefended
Kek
so did lotr fag direct next episode?
>>70986325
>Stannis beat 100K Wildlings with 6 thousand actual soldiers
>Jon thinks he can beat 5 thousand soldiers with 2K wildlings and a couple hundred soldiers
>>70986122
People rate the series as the best of fantasy but it really isn't. The series has had 2 great books, 1 good book, and 2 below average books. People claim he avoids cliches but he doesn't. He lost the story after book 3 and has no idea what to do now. It's been 16 years since ASOS and he hasn't even published the 6th book. He turned into a hack after ASOS and the series went to shit.
Do you think D&D forgot about the plot thread where Shireen had grayscale and got cured? Now that they've killed her off, I don't see how they're going to be able to cure Jorah.
>>70986363
Why would he think that when Roose told him they were in rebellion due to marrying Sansa?
>>70986363
Pretty sure roose mentioned they lost lannister support Ramsay married sansa
>>70985935
>jon snow
>not jon stark
>wears the stark sigil
GOOD JOB
>>70986384
dany is pretty powerful. watch to find out:)
yeah they're not together. but he is known.
could the umbers betray ramsay as part of their plan all along?
>>70986369
All Jon needs is 20 good men
>>70986369
>Ramsay only has 5K soldiers
It's worse than that, the Boltons, Umbers, and Karstarks have 12K soldiers, not 5K since it's confirmed via leaks Jon is outnumbered 6 to 1
Jon has no business attacking Winterfell right now
>>70986398
he hasn't been legitimized
>>70986423
62 bear men
>>70986448
How the fuck do they have so many men? Robb only went south with 20K men.
>>70986423
all jon needs is his sister and littlefinger to clean up his mess since he's totally inept and borderline retarded
>>70986455
>he hasn't been legitimized
That's the point. He shouldn't wear the sigil of a house to which he doesn't belong.
>>70986309
And Dany's red priestess is a cheap knockoff of Mel
ep 9 director
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0764601/?ref_=tt_ov_dr
>>70986497
What sigil?
>Varys backs Dany
>Littelinger backs Jon Snuh
>Two rival claimaints for the Iron Throne, two rival spymasters for the Iron Throne
SONG OF ICE AND FIRE AND LADDERS
>>70986497
he gets away with it just like he gets away with everything else
Objectively Best OTP in pic related. Really, how can Salsa even compete with the Motherfucking Mother of Dragons? Jonsafags BTFO'd with just one "Dracarys". One look into Khaleesi's deep blue eyes, and Jon will forget Sansa ever existed
Can someone please explain to me what exactly deal Tyrion made with the Red Priests? They're now praising Daenerys...which they've been doing since last season anyway. What changed?
>>70986277
yep that's why they always cut it b4 he finishes
it sucks
>>70986549
Isn't DanyJon's Cousin?
>>70986517
the one on the strap of leather on his chest that the prop people stupidly garbed him with.
>>70986471
Robb went south with 18K men because those men were ready immediately and he needed to save his father
He probably had another 5-7K come down later in the war when they were ready, and of course Robb took a decent chunk of losses
>>70985771
>pic unrelated in the OP
kys starcuck fucking shit
>>70986509
This will be the most Reddit episode of all time.
>>70986578
Dany is Jon'sAunt
>>70986549
>HOWEVER
Preston
>>70986521
Except Varys is being portrayed as a good guy in the show instead of an evil BFS like he is in the books, but Littlefinger is just as bad as his book counterpart
>>70986601
That makes it even hotter desu
>>70985843
You have pleb taste
>>70986583
Ah, I see now.
Well a bastard is allowed to wear a sigil with the colors reversed, so he should be flying a white wolf on a grey background.
>>70986583
Well maybe Sansa legitimized him offscreen? She's the oldest living Stark, and we've already seen women can be in charge of houses (even little 8 year old girls), so she would have the power to do that.
>>70986591
reddit is so fucking insufferable this week. i mean its always insufferable but theyve been circlejerking about botb so hard this week its a wonder their dicks arent worn down like pencils
>>70986018
not even a footfag and I'd do sinful things to her feets all day.
can't even imagine what it does to you guys
also I'd do sinful things to her entire body if she always looked like that. top qt
>jon snow can be brought back from the dead at any time
wow sure is tension
>>70986663
>>70986652
he's allowed to wear it because sansa gave it to him
>>70986652
>white wolf on a grey background.
Poetry.
>>70985930
Here's your (you). There's no reason to post this in every single thread.
>>70986698
Sansa is not the head of House Stark, Bran is.
>>70986277
>>70986556
really?
Preston said he knew the joke and it was really filthy...
That's fucking nothing? (and preston swear all the time in his videos and says butthole and pussy and all that, so he's most likely not an extreme prude or anything).
>>70986663
if i have to hear someone try to justify stupid/nonsenical writing with "maybe it happened offscreen" one more time
>jon starts winning
>littlefinger charges in-
> -to the starks
>jon dies
>davos dies
>tormund dies
>wun wun dies
>littlefinger takes sansa to his sex dungeon
>tells ramsay she's dead
>ramsay bolton is azor ahai
>>70986018
>>70986677
Why is she so lovely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oNeVjJe70
>>70986353
>sansa would be dog feed
R'hllor wills it.
Not before she get raped a few times tho
>>70986732
Stannis and the Blackfish died offscreen, so I don't see why you can't accept something of even less importance happening off-screen as well.
>>70986716
>Preston said he knew the joke and it was really filthy...
preston says a lot of bullshit for internet brownie point.
>>70986715
Bran is missing presumed dead, and will stay that way until his return
>>70986359
>tfw this is my only (you)
>>70986740
annnnnnd you killed it.
>>70985904
WHO IS THIS GOBLIN!?!?!?
>>70986715
let these plebs know. Bran is also the king of the north and has been since robb's death. And in the show they know he's alive so jon and sansa are just being dicks.
>>70986379
I am afraid you are right, but why complain? With some luck the circle jerk of a show will stir him into action and remind him of his original motives for the books. He has known the basic skeleton of the series for years, all he needs to do is flesh it out and deliver. He may be a hack but he also gave us 1-3 and there's no reason he can't return to form.
>>70986783
well technically you got 2, you (you)'ed yourself.
plus this one
you're literally swimming in (you)'s.
>>70986771
jon and sansa know he's alive.
>>70986741
The Riverlands, North, Dorne, and the Iron Islands were all in open rebellion against the crown when Ramsay wrote that letter
By the end of the season, Arryns and Tullys will switch places, and the Kingdom will likely end and split up with Tommen's death considering half the Kingdom is still in revolt, and of the remaining half that isn't, half of those regions are now wastelands
>>70986771
Well then Rickon would be in charge, since they know who/where he is.
>>70986716
that was Prestons joke, he was making fun, pretty sure he knows it
>>70986330
prophecies don't mean shit on the show, if they even mean anything in the books.
and even if she was tgoing to stay in esssos in the books ( certainly not ) no way she does on the show.
they'd completely change her storyline to get her to westeros. the show is just fanservice for plebs now.
>>70986859
The Riverlands are still in revolt since House Blackwood and Mallister haven't been put downand never will be, the show will forget about them which begs the question why to even mention them
DUBS AND THE WALL OF ICE WILL FORM BETWEEN THE USA AND MEXICO
>>70986861
Well Rickon is about to die, so that once again leaves Sansa in charge of the Starks until Bran comes back
>>70986873
HE MEK JOK?
>>70986884
>the show is just fanservice for plebs now.
that explains why its become the jon and dany jerkoff hour.
>>70985884
>my mother-your sister
>sister
I mean even D&D aren't this retarded
>>70986802
You are doing the sevens work. She is so fucking disgusting.
>>70986936
>>70986921
they dont know that rickon is dead yet, hes still the head of house stark
>>70986907
Why was she so perfect?
>>70986715
A) No Starks are complaining that Jon is wearing Stark colors
B) Anyone who is backing Sansa's claim against the claim of her own husband for Winterfell isn't going to complain about something that Sansa is okay with regarding House Stark's internal affairs
C) Anyone who would be complaining about Jon wearing Stark sigil would probably complain that he's a brother of the night's watch who dishonored his vows and abandoned his fucking post
Where's Gendry?
>>70986954
She got fucking ugly now m8
redheads age like milk
>>70986809
But Bran supposedly went North of the Wall, an inhospitable region that would normally result in his death especially since he's a cripple
So once again, he's missing presumed dead to Jon and Sansa until proven otherwise
King of the North & Lord of Winterfell.
>>70986952
>Rhaegar Targary
I remember back then, back in Season 1 when all we had was /asoiaf/ and no general threads off-season
I could remember this exact fucking scene, how it convinced veryone that LSH will be adapted due to the way Catelyn said "Then we kill them all", her acting was really ominous, as much as I hate to say it, The actress was good and would have been a good LSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Renigb_I6sM
I miss episodes and scenes like this lads, starting Season 5, all dialogue and conversations are focused on foreshadowing, like everything has a punchline that you have to wait for the next episode to see
>>70986891
Oh well, the Kingdom is finished regardless once Tommem dies and Cersei burns a shitload of people to death Kings Landing
>>70986998
>can't father a son
>king
he's more like the kings of the trees
got it
because he's a fucking tree
>>70986968
>he's a brother of the night's watch who dishonored his vows and abandoned his fucking post
No. The Night's Watch vow is UNTIL DEATH. After Jon died he was released from the vow. When he was rezzed, he was therefore no longer bound by that vow, as he had fulfilled the UNTIL DEATH clause. Jon is not a fucking oathbreaker.
bran will probably contact jon via the wifi trees
>>70986998
think Jon will relinquish his crown of king of the north when the rightful heir returns?
>>70987046
>muh legalities
There is the letter of the law, and the spirit. Jon is in open violation of the spirit, and that is something Ned would never approve of.
>>70986066
She was wrong in not finishing the job with Dany as well
Can Bran be the lord of winterfell if he's a cripple who can't have children?
>tfw we will never have Bran-Meera as Lord and Lady Paramount of the north
>>70986167
cause having a fight in close quarters against a sword, with a fucking whip and spear is about the dumbest fucking thing you can do
>>70987044
Bran would still be King, but Sansa's first son would be the heir instead since he can't have kids
Just because he can't have kids doesn't mean he gets skipped in succession though
I can't remember at this point did they include the valonqar in Cersei's prophecy in the show?
>>70987046
Yes and I'm sure that's going to convince everybody
>"Hey Jon aren't you a fucking oathbreaker?"
>"No, see, uh, I died and was resurrected by Stannis' girl Mel. True story. So the vows of the Night's Watch don't apply to me anymore."
>"Oh, okay. The Manderleys stand with you then."
>>70987044
thats not how primogeniture works you goddamn dumbass, so long as one of his siblings has children the line of succession continues.
>>70987116
No. Just her kids dying.
>>70987014
Season 1 was truly the best season. Each season after that got progressively worse. Luckily Season 1 was so fucking good that that gave them a long way to fall. Even though it's gotten way worse, it's still tolerable.
>>70986671
they're jerking it to how GOOD the past few episodes were and how BEAUTIFUL arya's arc was
>>70987105
hey remember that time when bran already was lord of winterfell in season 2
jon will abolish the crown and adopt the free folk ways
>>70987105
Hes going to be the new stuck to a tree wizard. Ric is irrelevant. Jons a Targ.
The Lady of Winterfell is Sansa.
>>70987112
>the king of the north
>have a dick that doesn't work
How could someone so based have such shit offspring? How could such a cool dude have such a disgusting conniving snake as a paramour? What went wrong?
>>70987135
Oh god that leak about her and Jamie dying in each other's arms could be true then. Thanks anon.
>>70987136
Vikings has finally become the best, never thought it would happen, but here we are
>>70987046
>for this night and all the nights to come
>>70986859
Why is it in the High Sparrow's interest to destroy the Lannister dynasty when it's the only thing keeping what remains of the kingdoms together at this point? The Faith Militant's power comes from the Crown, and if it falls apart back into independent kingdoms, they lose it.
>>70987142
reddit hated the last episode, you and i both know it faggot
>>70987163
obviously not unless you literally weren't paying attention when the 3er literally told bran he wouldnt be sitting in a tree
>>70987175
Season 4 Oberyn was a closely book adapted character.
Season 5 Ellaria and Sand Snekes were D&D Donut Steel changes.
>>70987183
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>I pledge my life
>life
Vow is fulfilled at death.
>>70987201
Go to Reddit and read some of the threads defending Arya and how it has 3,000+ likes.
>>70987181
>tfw Ragnar's on the fucking boat, tripping out on drugs and imagining his life with Laegertha, Aethelstan, his daughter, and his nonemo son on the old farmstead
>tfw he looks around to make sure nobody else saw what he just saw
fucking 12/10
>>70987175
In the books sneks aren't that retarded
>>70987233
oh yeah, link one, ONE thread defending arya
>>70987173
how do you know? did you jerk him off to see if he'd get hard? you know most paraplegics can still get hard, spinal injuries dont usually effect the responsiveness of the penis to stimulation
>>70986825
I think I have just became too bitter. I honestly have no hope for him returning to the same quality of book 1-3. I honestly don't even think TWOW will match Affc in quality. And then there is the fact that he takes a huge shit on the fans by taking so long. Tbh I am glad he got cucked by D&D. It serves him right.
>>70987227
I was looking forward to the sandsnakes more then almost anything, and then...fucking christ I hate D&D so fucking much, REEEEEEEE motherfuckers
>>70987191
The Faith intends to establish a theocracy most likely
As for why Tommen, Kevan, and Pycelle are letting Cersei go to trial over Stannis' claims that she slept with Jaime and all of her kids were bastards born of incest including Tommen? Who the the fuck knows
>>70987216
He's still going to be Tree wizard, and taken out of the running.
GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
>Sansa
>Catelyn Tully/Stark
>Ygritte
>Melisandre
They all have red hair, this is obviously an oedipus parallel, and John will die for fucking Sansa or Meli
>>70987191
Because he's a religious nutjob who doesn't understand reason or logic, just like most modern day Christians.
>>70987321
wat
>>70987268
regardless, many times under primogeniture an heir or sitting lord will be asked to step down if he has no means of producing a son, whether actual or imagined by the people trying to take his position from him
>>70987232
And he's a oathbreaker to anyone who doesn't believe he magically resurrected from the dead which is logically everyone because that's a stupid ass story
>>70987330
>>70986168
>no "BRING ME BACK MY REEK"
one job
>>70987317
does he look stuck to a tree to you, you dumb bitch? what about being the three eyed raven takes him "out of the running?" youd think being the most powerful magical being in westeros would make you a pretty god damn good leader but i guess that only applies when we're talking about jon huh
>>70987321
Catelyn had gray hair, not red hair.
>>70986791
I love her
>>70987268
Bran peepee does not work.
It's in the books.
>>70987238
it was perfect also
Who Wants to be King
Fucking no1 Alpha
>>70987338
>"many times"
in game of thrones? when? stop making shit up. bran is the lord of winterfell and robb's heir as king in the north. get ovah it
>>70987315
As much as I hate the Lannisters, I hate Tommen even more. What a fucking cucklord living in fear when he commands an entire fucking army and the kings guard. Slay the zealots and worshiphodor
>>70987321
Makes sense. Book Jon is more inclined to Arya though.
>>70987338
>who doesn't believe he magically resurrected from the dead
Coming back from the dead is pretty common in the GoT universe, so I don't see why they wouldn't believe it.
>guy with the brotherhood without banners from lord of light power
>jon snow from mel's lord of light
>kal drogo with witches magic
>the mountain from qyburn's science experiment
>the warg guy who went into animal body before he died
r/ punished jon
>>70987434
Yup he even says that Ygritte reminds him of Arya
>>70987400
Ned was reflecting on bran's situation while in kings landing. theres literally no way ned or the maester could know that for sure while his kid was 8 years old and unconscious.
>>70987379
Whatever the fuck tree wizard was called. He's going to be a wizard not a lord. And Jons a fucking Zombie bastard and no way going to be lord of the north.
>>70987441
Oh and I forgot a couple
>The white walker zombies
>The first men brought back by the children of the forrest
>>70987441
but how many people witnessed these events? very few. it's not something the commoners or even lords of any house would think is possible
>>70987441
Nobody in the North knows about any of that you dumb fuck.
>>70987321
but R+L= J so Jon will end up with a brunette aka JonxLoli Mormont
>>70987422
In history, which GRRM is shamelessly ripping things from
Also how many people supported Renly over Stannis simply because they liked him better? THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN ASOIAF NEVER apparently but it did
>>70987474
bran can be and is BOTH a wizard and a lord.
>>70987482
Well when Sir Davos has heard of the Night King, and that little Mormont girl knows who the Night King is without needing anything explained, I'd think it's pretty common knowledge.
>>70987498
what the actual fuck does renly have to do with this
nobody is saying jon and bran are going to go to fucking war
>>70987264
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4ntnhf/spoilers_everything_the_arya_storyline_is_not_a/
Here's a thread defending Arya's arc and defending D&D's writing on how her story was great and beautifully written over the past 2 seasons in Braavos. I could link 3 more, but I keep getting "spam" notices.
There's more threads praising the past 2 episodes and D&D's writing and Arya's arc on r/GameOfThrones
>>70987498
More like it happened because Loras was riding Renly's dick daily so the Tyrells backed Renly, and the Storm Lords bent the knee to him in fear of the much larger Tyrell army
>>70987513
his dick doesn't work, so unless you're about to tell me one of his wizard powers is popping babies out of his boipucci then he'll be the lord of sweet fa
>>70987492
does the R stand for Robert baratheon?
maybe rhaegar was trying to cut the baby out of her in the tower
>>70987547
the night king to them is a mythical enemy, not evidence you can resurrect people
>>70987457
he does not feel shit from the waist down, face it, his dick doesn't work.
It's a miracle when the dick still works, he fell from the top of a tower, I'm pretty sure his miracle extended as far as him being still alive.
I've become a cripple under similar circunstances, try jerking me off to see if it gets hard. I have to pee from a straw, moron.
>>70987498
>asked to provide source
>uses a non canon assumption as source
When are we going to get to see the Iron Bank? 2 seasons in Bravos and not even a peek.
>>70987564
Bran can still be the Lord of Winterfell even though he can't have kids
Sansa would just make heirs for him instead
>>70987547
You are so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. Did you miss the fucking part of the show where Bran is shocked when he sees how the Night's King was created because NOBODY FUCKS KNOWS ABOUT IT YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
>>70987492
jon won't take a woman, his one and only waifu is dead
>>70987564
You're so stupid it goes beyond belief. How many times does it needs to be explained to your thick skull that thats not how primogeniture works
>>70987594
How the fuck is Renly noncanon?
If Bran was sitting in his high chair in Winterfell and Rickon told the banners "I'm gonna be king, Bran is a useless cripple" and they backed him, Bran would be BTFOed
SNOWBOWL IS HAPPENING TOMORROW YOU BASTARDS!
GET FUCKING HYPE!
>>70987513
>bran can be and is BOTH a wizard and a lord.
I don't think he will though. Its not unthinkable, but plenty of dudes forsake lordship for shitty callings. Jaime, Benjen, Aemon, Mormont. Seems to be a theme.
>they brought back jon
>couldnt bring back robb
Why senpai why
>>70987484
>>70987482
Castle Black has been sending out tons of ravens all over Westeros this whole time asking for support and more men to fight the white walkers, so I'd say it's pretty common knowledge.
>>70987655
I'm not saying renly isnt canon you twat. I'm saying when asked for a source on a lord being asked to step down because they cant have children you used an assumption thats not canon.
So is the Vale army coming to save the day?
The BWB?
Will there be some twist?
Would seem a little too safe and predictable if the heroes win yet again due to deus ex machina.
>>70987665
you need to go back
>>70987605
He was shocked that it was the children of the forest who did the resurrection, not shocked at the fact that a resurrection took place at all.
>>70987686
Robb was decapitated, head replaced by a wolf's head
also no nearby red priests
>>70985844
She will be on the flayed cross I'm calling it , hope it happens
>>70987691
You mean the letters NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVES?
And what they say is wights coming back from the dead are mindless servants of the White Walkers.
>>70987691
Any it's expressed multiple times that nobody fucking believes it
Now the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, who nobody believes his fairy tales about white walkers, has let an army of wildlings over and he's excused himself of his vows so he can take back his family's house
How the fuck is that going to look to anybody?
>>70987601
And what kind of morale do you think he would have?
And more important, whatever the fuck sansa marries to after that, she will lose the stark surname, she almost fucked Jon because of that, since she married to a lannister and after, a Bolton. But whatever she marries to after that, it will have the father's surname, not her. They will not be trully a stark.
Having a bastard being a king is more safe than that.
Bran will be the king of the limbs, not winterfell.
>>70987686
First find his body.
Now you have a skeleton with a wolfs head.
So, who's giving odds on the umbers or the karstarks running a double cross on ramsay?
>>70987643
westeros primogeniture works differently, they can't trace the line through women
based GRRM mocking the shows inconsistencies in his latest chapters
>>70987691
So Jon is either an oathbreaker or a wight. Doesn't really help him.
