Before the Battle of Bastards
Prior: >>70980577
>>70983471
>You dont know him!!
>>70983471
First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros, and the Prince that was promised.
>>70983508
reddit memes general?
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material since 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>battle of the bastards
>father's day
WEW LAD
Preston
leaks?
Ned?
>>70983532
Just because you're cucked doesn't mean you should hate on others
Nth for Stannis your King
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
If it hadn't been for the rootless cosmopolitan bourgeoisie (jewish) writers this battle would have been Stannis/Ramsay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWLqaz3ppQ
>It's 2016 and people still haven't accepted the fact that based Jon is the best character and has the best story line
What's your excuse?
>>70983533
Posted literally every single thread.
>>70983555
Preston
sansa: yes yes Jon you faced the living dead and got murdered by your own sworn brothers
HOWEVER
KNEEL you plebs for the TRUE wizard king of the north
>>70983575
>cucked
>am i fitting in yet guys?
>>70983597
actor is gormless
character is a cliche
>>70983584
missed you
What the fuck kind of name is Preston anyway
Fucking Americucks and their retarded cartoon names
>>70983597
He isn't Tywin
>>70983604
>I was raped for a week and beaten by a man I agreed to marry, I'm now the most tragic person in all of westeros, no one knows how I feel
This is what Sansa actually believes
>>70983604
nobody gives a fuck about jon HAH
![Game of Thrones S06E06 Blood of My Blood (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_50.00_[2016.06.05_01.29.16].png](https://i.imgur.com/UkfLBlw.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E06 Blood of My Blood (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_50.00_[2016.06.05_01.29.16].png")
Reminder that Drogon is the best character in the show
>>70983597
Oh yes a plank of wood who sucks up all the season's budget and is more cliche than Capt America is a fantastic character anon /S
>>70983660
>i had to endure sexual relations several times with a man i agreed to marry, knowing that marriage means having sex*
FTFY
>>70983659
STOP
>>70983659
>From an English surname which was originally derived from a place name meaning "priest town" (Old English preost and tun).
what website do you guys use to stream movies?
used to use 1channel/primewire/letmewatchthis but now they require a bunch of bullshit
Starks themselves are hopeless about Rickon's situation and fear that Rickon dies before the battle, but he is brought to the battle by Ramsay. Jon Snow is amazed to see him alive. Ramsay asks Rickon to run to his brother. Rickon runs away from Ramsay and Jon is trying to save him from arrows on horseback but just as he reaches near Jon an arrow hits him and he dies. Melisandre is with Jon. She does not do anything magical and Jon wins the battle without any magic, She is just there to support him. The battle begins with a big handicap to Jon as he is outnumbered 6 to 1. There are a lot of skirmishes by arrow, and ramsay is a good commander. There are 3 main commanders on the stark side: Jon, Tormund and Davos. As the battle progresses, Boltons encircle the Starks and the body of the dead basically creates a wall between the starks and boltons and the Stark army is being pushed against one another. They try to break free but are unsuccessful. One of the top moments of the episode is the fight between Tormund and Smalljon Umber. There are a lot of rumors about Tormund's fate in this episode but he survives this fight. When everything seems lost for the starks the army of the Vale arrive commanded by Littlefinger and Sansa. They break the circle of the bolton army and cause massive losses to the bolton army. This causes the coward Ramsay to flee to Winterfell which have now closed the doors. Wun Wun leads a charge against the door and manages to break it to the delight of Jon but he is injured greviously in the battle. Wun Wun dies in the battle. Jon captures ramsay and puts him in the cellars with his dogs. He effectively dies this season. He is devoured by his own dogs.
>>70983597
this perpetually constipated boring piece of shit?
>>70983676
>/S
wut
Yes, yes ramsay you seem to have won this battle.
HOWEVER
Reminder that this was the only White Walker that looked halfway decent.
>>70983471
Where did this *farts* meme come from?
I feel like i am missing something.
>>70983639
i'm not defending kit but gormless is now a meme
>>70983705There are spectacular cgi scenes where Drogon and the other 2 dragons destroy the fleet of the masters. The other 2 are released when the tower is under attack. Sons of the harpy are fighting and killing on the streets of meereen when they are trounced by the dothraki. Yara and Theon arrive at Mereen at the best possible moment when there is a attack by sea from boats and Daenerys needs ships to fight and they arrive with ships. Daenerys will punish all masters and the punishment will be meted out by grey worm against the slave masters.
>>70983715
Typo
>>70983692
>This might be my greatest scheme yet
>>70983715
/r/
![Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.05_[2016.04.24_01.52.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/fyaSDoW.jpg "Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.05_[2016.04.24_01.52.22].png")
>>70983720
Wrong
>>70983722
The third episode.
>>70983585
I wish we'd got The Mannis/The Bastard as it was supposed to happen in the books, instead of Stannis somehow turning into a massive idiot on the show
And now they've done it again with Arya
>>70983705
>>70983745
But why does Wun wun have to die
I just got back into the show. I'm halfway through season 5. Don't worry, I've already been spoiled.
I gotta ask, now that the Khaleesi is murdering people indiscriminately, do they start showing her in a more negative light, or is she still GoT Jesus? I wanna know if I'm going to be even more infuriated than normal whenever they cut to her scenes. She'd probably be interesting if she wasn't such a held up cunt.
>>70983707
Wow he has another facial expression lol
>>70983807
Ice Darth Maul?
Looks like a Comic Book Villain.
>>70983748
Stannis whats you to do better
You fuckers excited for Lady Stoneheart?!
>>70983811
No you don't understand it was all a part of the plan to get disemboweled
>>70983825
No its played as noble and heroic
>>70983863
Get hype!
> a years wait 8 days from now
Kill me please
>>70983822
He's expensive to animate.
>>70983853
Stannermen can spell, do better.
What is the most retarded ending to the bastard bowl you can think of?
>little finger never shows up
>they all just went back home
>instead jaime and 8k lannister men ride side by side with brienne to wipe out all boltons and karstarks and umbers
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_46.42_[2016.06.01_17.11.50].png](https://i.imgur.com/jq8zDxY.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_46.42_[2016.06.01_17.11.50].png")
>>70983852
Doesn't even look like Darth Maul.
>>70983874
>a year from 8 days from now
the end of the next season?
I'm a girl. Hey boys. Good?
>>70983822
so does anyone think the last dragonglass dagger (that wun wun has) is going to be any use?
or have D&D completely forgotten about it?
>>70983822
Another death to the CGI budget
RIP Summer
RIP Shaggy Dog
RIP Wun Wun
>>70983533
why are you such a dick?
>>70983918
Will you be my gf
>Battle of the bastards
What a shit name
How intelligent are the Giants supposed to be?
ned can u pls
On a scale of LF-Dorne how ruined will this be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MQRZKP4YY
>>70983811
YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
>>70983934
fuck try hard, go back to /b/
>>70983874
Don't be sad anon, we'll have TWoW by new yearPSHHHHHH HAHA GOT YOU ACTUALLY IT'S NEVER GOIGN TO BE RELEASED
>>70983868
God damn. She was why I stopped watching in the first place, and now she's crucifying people and throwing them to dragons for the station of their birth. Which would be pretty awesome, if she was shown as the unreasonable, purity obsessed loony she is.
Are the books this ridiculous for her?
![Game of Thrones S06E08 No One (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_45.24_[2016.06.18_02.27.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/YXWr89S.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E08 No One (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_45.24_[2016.06.18_02.27.00].png")
>>70983863
Not happening.
>>70983777
Trips confirm stannis lives
>>70983951
Woah...rude...
>>70983906
>Doesn't even look like Darth Maul.
Are you trolling?
>>70983949
what's your reddit account?
>>70983888
BWB will show up to save them in the last minute.
>>70983918
Are you a qt? gib pics with timestamp. Are you a /Stannerwoman/
>>70983822
They have to film his scenes separately from everything else
>>70983705
>. Rickon runs away from Ramsay and Jon is trying to save him from arrows on horseback but just as he reaches near Jon an arrow hits him and he dies.
Literally ripped from Ran.
mfw jonfags realize the who the story begins and ends with and that most important character and true hero in the war far the dawn is actually GodKing Bran
>>70983949
they skipped it, rickon is at winterfell so theres no need for davos to go look for him
>>70983944
About as much as your average Tully
>>70983973
No. Are you?
>>70983811
>ywn see Dillane, Allen or whelan share these scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5eme2-7H0
>>70983547
it was also fathers day when Tywin died
>>70983584
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
So are Redditors just GOT dick suckers and praising everything, or is the score from GOT actually good?
Every piece of music is a "remix" of the theme, and most other pieces of music are "remixes" or some other shit.
>>70983572
>>70983962
they show how conflicted she is, how ill-suited she is to rule, and eventually how she accepts her legacy of fire and blood and decides to leave meereen and conquer westeros.
I like her book version better
>>70983659
DELETE THIS
also pretty sure hes german
>>70983918
/got/ knows no queen but the queen of love and beauty whose name is puppyfu
What is this hairstyle called?
>>70983990
Eh stopped using it and when i became an autist
Anybody got that image where you had to choose a queen and three kingsguardmen?
>>70984023
He looks like fucking Darth Maul. You've got to be kidding.
>>70984074
MODS
>>70984071
pompadour
>>70983995
and who will blow it without dying?
>>70984086
He doesn't. You must be.
>>70984074
So you're a time traveler...
>>70984074
IMPOSTOR
>>70984071
The Wolverine
>>70984063
Based Brad!
>>70984103
Aeron
Cap this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuScYpIxUwc
I'm going to miss his voice.
>>70983705
Did the episode leak? Did anybody find out the purpose of the finger?
>>70984106
why is this show so popular with normalfags?
WHERE ARE THE LEAKERINOS
>>70984063
>>70984119
>Bradamante
>>70984042
That sounds ideal.
I understand more Targs come into the picture later, hopefully they're funner.
>>70984036
They are GoT dicksuckers and will defend the show no matter how shit it is and attack you if you think otherwise but, they are correct that the score is very good.
>>70984148
Boobs and dragons
>>70984147
Probably. Cuckman can never stfu about which films they "copied"
>>70984147
The only similar thing is that they both have horns on their head, autist.
>>70984154
do not respond
we're better then that
>>70984148
OG showfag checking in.
I think they like the cheesy one liners and horrible swordfights.
where are the leaks?
>>70983809
3rd episode?
It has been probably 4 years since ive seen that, when did it happen, who did it?
>>70984188
guy on right looks like Bill Nighy
I haven't been keeping up with this too much, but from what I understand the show will be finished before the books and the show has made some changes
Does that mean the books will take an entirely different direction than the show, or will the show eventually spoil the books?
>>70984149
read the thread
>>70984035
HIDDING IN THE *COUGH* BRANCHES
>>70984188
>Their only similarity is their most notable feature.
Sorry that I don't like your anime character bud.
>>70984071
the JUST
>>70983597
"WAH WAH MUH OPPRESSION AS A MALE ACTOR" and as far as the character Jon Snow goes your beloved Jon is the most annoying SJW in Westeros. Even worse then Dany. At least the shit skins fight for her without hesitation. Jon has to BEG the wildlings to save him. He is truly the most pathetic character.
>>70983471
pikachu dies
>>70984148
"Nerd" culture is the in thing right now. It's also TWD tier where you can pretty much turn your brain off and watch it without having to think to much about it.
>>70984238
>Sorry that I don't like your anime character bud.
Oh, so you're a troll. Gotcha.
>>70984241
He sacrifices his integrity for the greater good.
Pretty noble, actually.
STANDING
>>70984218
different assuming the books ever finish
lots of different deaths, characters, plot points, etc
>>70984217
lol he kinda looks likeb you too
>>70984212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
>>70984223
but where are the episodes?
Will we ever see Storm's End?
>>70984278
They haven't come out yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GSOHCVPfA
>>70984261
ON THE EDGE
>>70984241
Jon will give us the best episode of the season tomorrow. As ingrates we're hardly worthy.
>>70984289
We saw it in s2, right?
>>70984289
No its not their precious red keep or Meereen so it will be retconned out.
>>70984289
No because there's no plot relevance there, just like we're never going to see Highgarden, Casterly Rock, etc.
>>70984071
>tfw I just realized my face looks identical to Maisie's
>>70984304
but they were supposed to be leaked
>>70984326
yeah, im pretty sure we did.
>>70984212
It was probably the lowest point of the season. Reminiscent of jar jar binks. It really hurt, you probably blocked it out.
>>70984188
>oh shit, he actually does look like him
>b-better find a picture of the other actor that doesn't look like him as much
are you really that bothered about appearing right on the internet?
>>70984359
Nope.
>>70984316
OF THE CRATER
>>70984316
>DABID DABID WHAT IF AN UNAMOURED JON ON FOOT TAKES OUT THREE MOUNTED KNIGHTS
>>70984316
OF FOREVER
sansan tomorrow
>>70984361
nope Renly was camped in a random field, no storms end. which makes the whole Davos smuggling Melly in pointless btw
>>70984391
> OF FOREVER
>>70984340
Post feet.
>>70984261
(wishes he was dead)
>>70984394
THERE WOULD BE A SHIT HURRICANE
>>70984371
Neither actor looks like him. The only similarity is that they both have horns on their head.
>>70984326
>>70984361
if you're thinking of the scene where Melly and Gendry are in the boat then that was the Red Keep
>>70984316
it would be fucking awesome if Sansa and John get killed because all of the normy fucks who watch the show in that shit chicago bar would lose their shit. fuck them I want them dead
>>70984403
No that's the dumb thing, davos smuggled her under storm's end despite the fact that renly was in the field. They combined the two shadowbabies, so we definitely saw at least an establishing shot of storm's end.
>>70984383
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
>>70984394
Wrong side of his face is burned.
>>70984326
No they cut the Penrose stuff. All we saw was the meeting beetween Renly and Stannis
>>70984450
did we? post SC, I remember the tunnels under Storms End were shown but did we actually see the castle?
>>70984340
I'm sorry.
>>70984450
We didn't.
>>70984261
>>70984316
>>70984383
>>70984453
Back to /v/eddit faggots.
>>70984459
It's from a popular fanfic where he gets the other side burned trying to save salsa.
>>70984430
He's got a gaunt face and horns you fucking autistic piece of shit. He looks like him, deal with it.
>>70984340
Maise is pretty cute
[Spoiler] I'm not a pedo /
>>70983777
is this kennelfu and myrcella?
or who is this?
>>70984503
>He's got a gaunt face
Maul doesn't have a gaunt face.
>and horns you fucking autistic piece of shit. He looks like him, deal with it.
Somebody needs their nappy wappy
>>70984462
>>70984479
>>70984482
I swear we did in either stannis and renly's meeting in s2e3 or the shadowbaby scene in s2e5
>>70984524
Spotted the pedo
>>70984498
Gross.
>>70984256
Stannis body found hahahahah . Here's a leak
>>70984487
THE THREAD CALLED FOR WETWORK, AND WE ANSWERD.
>>70984542
nah man the meeting was on the coast, all Renly and army scenes were at his camp, just lots of tents
>>70984487
a looming shadow grows
![Game of Thrones S02E03 What Is Dead May Never Die (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_09.23_[2016.05.05_22.43.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/GT0kqKh.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E03 What Is Dead May Never Die (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_09.23_[2016.05.05_22.43.22].png")
>>70984542
Nope.
>>70984528
His horns are his most notable feature. Your tenuous argument over facial structure is absurd. Darth Maul's entire look is the very specific horns and face paint. The Night King has 50% of that. He is Ice Darth Maul and anyone with a normal brain would agree with the comparison.
>>70983638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4m-MbFlQ7Y
>>70984340
post face
>>70983471
Azor Jon Targaryen
>>70984430
you're retarded
you're probably going to reply with some shit like "haha nice argument"
and that's fine, i'm okay with that
i'd rather you thought that than argue with a turbosperg like you
>>70984609
>very specific horns
The Night King doesn't have his specific horns though, he just has horns.
>>70984565
Ser Davos, I'm already a demon.
>>70984610
>we get S6 commentary
>D&D actually intended his speech to be amazing and not just Mace Tyrell-y
>>70984565
He mentioned something interesting. Euron is pursuing a new research. He claims that what they are doing in the Summer Isles is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass Dragon Fire.
>>70984258
You have got to be fucking kidding, faggot.
Worst writing ever.
>>70984716
not an argument
>>70984674
He has several small horns on his forehead. You are actually delusional.
>>70984609
>His horns are his most notable feature.
His markings are his most notable feature. Also his jet black robes. And red-orange eyes. And nasty teeth.
The Night King's notable features are lots of horns, ice-like skin, blue eyes, and armor.
> Your tenuous argument over facial structure is absurd.
But I didn't bring it up, autist.
>He is Ice Darth Maul and anyone with a normal brain would agree with the comparison.
He isn't Ice Darth Maul and anyone with a normal brain would disagree with the comparison.
>>70984631
Says the one who provides no argument.
>>70984759
this is hilarious
What if the knight King is an alien? The darth Maul similarity is deliberate?
>>70984691
>>70984676
I won't scatter your disappointments to the Narrow Sea, I'll always be with (you). We are /got/
>>70984780
>What if the knight King is an alien?
Then that confirms it, Darkstar=Night's King
So the Vale army is just going to come in and save the day right? Why is everyone so hyped for this predictable episode?
>>70983705
Suddenly salsa is with littlefinger. How? The leaker didn't explain why she's with him.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522811
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522811
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522811
Settle it right here folks.
/got/ is /v/ scum what a fucking surprise.
>>70984832
who da fuck is Hyped?
>>70984859
someone post the qarth /got/ webm
>>70984836
kek
>>70984834
LF was promised Warden of the North if he deals with the Boltons, it makes perfect sense for him to solidify the claim by marrying Sansa
>that straw poll
It's all over
Now then, Stannis. I know my father who is universally known as an honorable man and leader supported your claim and it would be mutually beneficial for us to fight the Lannisters side by side and would almost certainly ensure victory
HOWEVER
>>70984859
What the fuck are you going to do about it faggot?
>>70984836
does the website have samefag protection?
>>70984394
Tumblrites detected, fuck off
>>70984886
here u go, now can someone post the Purple wedding got webm please? its better
>>70983632
me watching these delusional jonfags. they still havent caught on
>>70984859
Who else do you think would go out of their way to find reasons to hate women in their Dragon and sword fighting show
It's pretty easy to spot them though and the mods will delete their posts when they try talking about their childish games here
>>70984950
Yes.
>this buttblasted
>>70984836
I believe that's what we call BTFO
I hope every time he visits this general he remembers this moment and feels a tiny bit ashamed.
Ashamed that everyone witnessed him betting royally blown the fuck out.
>>70985016
Brad btfo
Which was better? Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8eDZnqi_Rg
Or the book:
>"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here."
>"You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."
>>70985016
I actually agree with you for once. Absolute faggots.
>>70985048
Book
>>70984994
>>70983632
>Delusional Jonfags
>Bran's story this season is literally about discovering the lineage and witnessing the birth of Azor Jon
>>70984925
What i mean is the leaker didnt tell us how/when did she get to LF(whereever he is).
>>70985053
Dont take off your trip
>>70984832
>Why is everyone so hyped for this predictable episode?
"everyone" means "showfags" and they're hyping for this because they're mentally challenged, some of them think sansa wrote the letter to Margaery or Daenerys and other nonsensical characters.
>>70985080
>is a confirmed god
>is confirmed to face off with the night king
>is literally the most powerful person in westeros
>is confirmed to be the beginning and the end of the story
>delusional jonfags still think jon is the most important character
>>70984836
>That 1 no Vote
I know it's you.
>>70985048
jaime edmure was comparable
jaime blackfish and jaime freys was way better in the books tho
>>70984370
>>70984275
Omg, you are right.
When that scene happened i thought to myself "was that a fart i just heard? naw it couldn't be"
Wow, that is really dumb. This show has gone downhill so fast... it is almost incredible.
>>70984836
>No
>1 votes (5%)
>>70985096
the answer is so obvious I'm assuming you just needed a (you), their ya go
>>70985048
Why can't I have been born as Nikolaj? It's so unfair.
>>70985111
She wrote the letter to Stannis.
>>70984607
That's a great shot.
>>70985080
you still think the prophecies about reborn gods are real? are you fucking retarded? how much more obvious can the show be that god dont exist and neither do their reincarnated heroes?
>>70985186
on the plus side you're not married to Horror McUglieston
![Game of Thrones S02E04 Garden of Bones (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_28.58_[2016.05.05_17.12.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/uYSbpb3.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E04 Garden of Bones (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_28.58_[2016.05.05_17.12.36].png")
>>70985195
I agree
>>70985080
Yes HOWEVER he comes back from the dead and nobody gives a shit.
>>70985190
who is still busy spell checking that literary disaster
>>70985181
You didnt get my point, nevermind
jonfags are so delusional they think ygritte was actually nissa nissa so omg guys he's totes azor ahigh
New Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522901
>>70983659
My girlfriend's mother's husband is named Preston. What's wrong with it?
>>70985283
>it only took a haircut and wash to be bought back
Hmm...
I wonder what they've cutout or changed.
>>70985349
Voted
>>70983863
[spoilers]It was leaked. Thoros and Berric find The Blackfish's body, not Catelyn's. Berric sacrifices himself for the ritual and Blackfish is brought back as Lord Blackheart.[/spoilers]
>>70984275
I laughed throughout the entire episode because of this and choked on my drink literally.
Funniest thing ever. Oh, and good riddance to Olly too!
>>70985288
>King Stannis I am Sansa Stark
>teeth grinding
>Sansa Bolton
