Daemon and co. edition
>>70978483
>mfw Stannis died
3nd for all targs are shit
>>70980625
GIVE ME THE BASTARD BATTLE
>>70980634
Excuse me?
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Azor Drogon
Reminder that GOT is following Marx's dialectic materialism and the show will end with the rise of early liberal capitalism under the leadership of Prime Minister Petyr Baelish.
>>70980625
Stannis is not dead.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
R8 my masterpiece
New leak!
Preston
>>70980688
I want this to happen so much
I hope the tumblrcunt praying for LF's death will off herself live on youtube
Nth for STANNIS IS ALIVE
Remember that anon from a couple years back who used to write those smutty fanfics for us?
I miss him.
Still upset they left the Bloody Mummers out of the show. Faithful Urswyck is still AWOL as of 2016.
>>70980695
>Tommen WATERS Baratheon a.k.a "Abomination"
>>70980625
Urghh
Cum on Arya's neck
>>70980732
definite lack of *farts*
>>70980759
That's gay, you were getting aroused by a man typing on his keyboard with cum crusted fingertips 2bh
>>70980767
>tfw Jon still thinks Locke was a good guy to this day.
>>70980732
It's like Thoros brought back Picasso instead of Beric, anon.
bran x bran
>tfw shownlys and normies think Hardhome is the greatest thing ever
>tfw they will think the Bastardbowl battle will be the greatest thing ever
>>70980688
Joffrey is the only person that has really spoken about proper social change when he laid out plans for something resembling an early nation state with a standing army. Shame he was batshit crazy in every other respect.
>>70980807
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!
>>70980807
>>70980754
Can you guys get a fucking life or something?
Who else forgot this scene happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLoL5nVbojA
>>70980855
thats a cute pic of arya
This show has become strong women with plot armour.
Arya is indestructible.
Brienne defeated the Hound and is the strongest person alive with a Valyrian sword no less.
Sand Sneks rule Dorne.
Danny rules Mareen and has three Dragons.
Yara/Asha is going to rule Danny's fleet because Theon has no cock.
All the good male characters are dead. Tywin, Ned, Roose, Rob, Mormont, Based Bobby B, Stannis.
And if they're not dead they're cut. Victarion.
We've got le Witty meme dwarf. No cock Theon, no cock Varys and no cock Grey Worm to follow?
It's a soap opera now.
>>70980848
Petyr has links to merchants and banks. It's clear his end goal is to try and and take over Westeros through financial means. What better way to do that than to empower the growing bourgeois?
>>70980844
>tfw they will call S6 the greatest ever because of one episode
>>70980888
shit b8
>>70980816
I genuinely enjoyed that touch.
I still imagine how ASoS would've gone if Vargo Hoat had fled Harrenhal for the Wall and takes the black whilst Gregor Clegane has no one to play with.
>>70980832
don't think you know what cucking means.
Leaks?
>>70980869
those were the good days
I miss arya and SCs adventures
>>70980759
write some
take his role
>>70980800
"She threw herself into the sea, I'm told. Why was that? For the brother you slew, or the child you stole? Tell me, my honorable Lord Eddard."
> N + A = J confirmed
>>70980929
Check your dick
>>70980785
>>70980869
>Game of Thrones will never go back to how it was in seasons 1-4
This season has been decent but it really hasn't been the same.
>>70980908
I really hope they won't do that but you just know they will
>>70980929
Not as far as I know, senpai, but at least I have noticed (You)
Knight of the laughing tree when?
>>70980964
I have serious writing to do anon. I cannot waste my time writing smut. I want somebody else to do it for me.
>>70980888
How many notable women have been killed? It's not many.
>>70980910
honest m8
>>70980869
I want to tickle her and watch her laugh like that until the end of time
And do you know why I came all this way to this stinking , shitpile of a city ?
>>70980888
arya has been unrealistically lucky from the start.
brienne might be the single character that failed at pretty much every fucking thing she set out to do ever.
sand sneks suck.
dany has dragons and rules shit. that's her thing.
yara was more badass than theon from the start.
gary stue jon snow is alive. twice.
>>70981047
not really.
> Reminder that no one should be angry at Tyrion
> Reminder that Tyrion did his best with what he had available
> Reminder that The Sons of the Harpy would have attacked anyway
> Reminder that Danny made even more compromises with slavers
> Reminder that Danny was even going to marry a Master
> Reminder that Danny was the one that left Meereen in the first place
> Reminder that Danny was the one who left everyone hanging
> Reminder that Danny should be the one apologizing
> Reminder that that next ep there will a be a "Danny get's mad at her council" scene
> Reminder that it makes no sense and the writers are hacks
>>70980897
Not disputing this, and I like the idea. Just saying that it's not something that is discussed often in the show. While Littlefingers goal may be as you say I fear such subtleties will be completely lost in favour of Dragons and Zombies. Which is OK, just wish the show had retained more of the balance between politics and fantasy that it had in the earlier seasons.
>>70981055
para ti
>>70981055
Yes yes, well done oberyn, well done
HOWEVER
>>70981072
Ya really
>>70981046
Catelyn Tully, her sister and thats about it
>>70981122
Fuck off to leddit with this new maymay, this shit is the new wew lad
>>70981133
not really, see>>70981063
>>70981102
If only there had been any conflict or tension in Meereen before 100 ships suddenly teleported in the bay.
>>70981122
WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER
to shitpost like that?
>>70981122
I don't understand this meme
>>70981102
I'd forgive all of this if she feed Tyrion to her dragons.
>memedwarf dead
>memedragonqueen get dropped by every showfag
that'd be amazing.
>>70981055
"To find Pablo Escobar, i heard hes a big guy."
>>70981103
I have my own idea for a fantasy series about a revolution from a feudal society to a classical liberal capitalism that I hope to write after I git gud at language. I imagine you'd like that.
i have great gaydar and I am 100% positive that isaac is definitely a closeted little homo
>>70981046
>Cat Stark
>Myrcella
>Selyse
>Shireen
>Shae
>waif
>Lysa
>Ygritte
Also women are lews around in the battlefields.
I am full of love Lysa, full of love
HOWEVER
Does /tv/ know if there's been a leak yet?
DAVOS
IS
A
PEDO
>>70980888
Trips of truth. There are no male characters left to relate to.
Jon is a Mary sue. Littlefinger and Varys are too obscured to know their motivation.
They are setting up Euron to be the big bad guy. He has a dragon horn and has killed Balon. He's going to burn shit and be really mean to Dany.
They cut based Jon Con so that they can give Jorah greys scale because he was the only strong male character left.
>>70981283
>Jon is a Mary sue
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>70981244
Myrcella Shireen Shae waif and Ygritte had no power or influence. At all.
>>70981283
Thats book Euron not Urine from the show
why was there a sharp drop in quality after ASOS?
>>70981283
luckily there's still one man handsome enough to make up for it
does Euron even have a dragon horn in the show? or is that a based cock joke?
Dany = Insane Targaryen.
>>70981156
> Who burned all of our ships?
> We don't know. No one saw anything
> Mfw
>tfw they ruined my favourite Northern house
>tfw the Umbers will be exterminated in the show
>tfw no Umber Wojak
>>70981317
He was brought back from the dead. He's had everything handed to him with no effort. Got given the Lord commanders sword and then the Nights Watch handed to him.
>>70981283
Bronn will save the show.
>>70980577
>Daemon Targaryen, The Rogue Prince
>Bad boy seduction porn music plays
Every fucking time, Preston
https://youtu.be/QvoTUvx7WJA?t=524
>>70981357
He was wasted since going to Dorne of all places instead of fucking shit up in the Riverlands.
He's still in love with Cercei in the show ffs
>>70981404
Based Preston
>>70981366
>implying the Umbers won't turn sides in the middle of the battle.
>>70981387
>He was brought back from the dead.
So was Beric.
> He's had everything handed to him with no effort.
No he hasn't?
>Got given the Lord commanders sword
That was the Mormont family sword, given to him because Jeor saw promise in him and Jorah was exiled.
>then the Nights Watch handed to him.
Because he's proved himself to them many times.
>>70981349
>Myrcella
>no influence
She's a princess.
Also Fat Walda and Walder Frey's wives and Children of the Forest. Let's count them all as one character for the sake of fairness tho'.
>>70981361
>Who burned all of our supplies?
>We don't know. No one saw anything
Bravo Hack and Hack, it's like pottery etc
>>70981317
>it's another lets fight over the definition of Mary sue thread
>>70981430
>He didn't read the leaks
They're Bolton bum chums anon
>>70981430
LOL Thormund is axing his ass
>>70980688
Pleb Gtfo. It will either end in ruin or with a philosopher king akin to the one described in Platos republic.
>>70981466
A princess whose death apparently failed to garner any attention from her parents. I thought the Lannisters were all about paying their debts?
>>70981467
"We researched at medieval military tactics.'
>>70981467
20men 20 simutanious fires, somehow burn freshly made seige weapons, and run off the horses
Nailed it D&D
>>70981243
i'd pound his twink ass all night.
>>70981467
you underestimate the power of 20 good men.
none of them wore a shirt.
none.
>>70980832
Bobby B, more like Bobby Based
>Gets cucked
>Outcucks the Seven Kingdoms themselves in revenge
>>70981516
"They call it the 'offscreen', Dabid. Anything can happen as long as the actors say it happened."
"How about Riverrun getting conquered and then immediately reconquered and then the thousands-strong army the Blackfish had to take it immediately disappears?"
"Offscreen'd?"
"Haha you know it, man"
>>70981387
>no effort
He started ftom lowest of the low in the Nightswatch and should've been made a Ranger but wasn't because he's a bastard of a traitor. He gets treated like shit despite essentially saving everybody at Castle Black.
The dedinition of Mary Sue includes that everyone likes them for some weird inexplicable reason and in Jon Snow's case it damn well isn't so.
>>70981484
>>70981387
jon is the biggest gary stu stock hero in game of thrones. nobody else even comes close.
>>70981515
One enemy at a time lad.
There's a bigger enemy Cersei needs to deal withwith wildfirefirst
I just finished AFFC and really liked it, why is this book considered one of the worst in the series?
It definitely didn't feel quite as action packed as ASOS, but I didn't really expect it to be considering the whole second half of ASOS was just climax after climax that was set up by the first two books.
>>70981610
HOWEVER
So which sibling will Danny swoon over?
>>70981586
"Dabid what if we say its too gratuitous when in the same ep some random ramsay whore gets her graphic death shown."
>>70981642
Too much Tyrian saying 'did he shit gold?' And reminiscing
>>70981642
Because Its not full of "MUH WITTY DWARF, MUH KHALESSI AND MUH JON". That and it being slow is why the plebs don't like it
>>70981613
It's just they decided to send Jaime to Riverrun instead of immediately recalling their army to go fuck up Dorne. They throw away the point of Jaime's s5 plot (he really loves his incest family and wants to do violence to people who harm them) so he can go back to his book arc that makes no sense now.
>>70981515
Are you autistic? Cersei is in house arrest and can't do shit about Dorne atm.
Not that it matters since the point of your post was to cry persecution for the show shitting on all the male characters you could "root for" and then criticizing Jon Snow for having too much plot armor.
>>70981610
biggest mary sue character in the show is arya.
the bastid doesn't even come close.
>>70981642
AFFC is now my favourite, at the time of release I hated it cause i just wanted to get back to POVs I was use to. I thought the book was wasting time. Lol I had no idea what George wasting time really looked like.
>>70981663
Asha
Dennis and Asha will become strong womyn rulers together
>>70981317
>plot armor all over the fucking place, so much that even when he dies, that doesn't kill him
What hardship and challenges he constantly faces.
>>70981686
They need to keep in alliance with the Freys retard. Cant do that if you don't help them take back the castle you decreed to them
>>70981688
?
The point of my post was to say that Myrcella has no influence in the story because her death did not affect the characters in reasonable ways. Apparently Tommen hasn't heard or doesn't care, Cersei and Jaime obs don't care, etc
Can someone explain to me how Jamie got the other guy to give the castle up?
That whole part of the show makes no sense to me. What's he trying to accomplish? What's Brianne trying to do now?
>>70981610
jon literally died
>>70981610
at least Jon actually died, unlike a certain sewer swimming Stark
sum up /got/ in 5 words
>>70981366
ombers are shit.
manderly is better.
what if these two cripples met up again, do you think they'd have great hate sex?
>>70981779
azor jon STANNIS DABID
>>70981779
Preston 2bh
>>70981773watch the scene again you fucking retard
>>70981779
Shit thread, now make another.
>>70981686
>send their army to fuck up Dorne,
Attacking Dorne by land is suicide, it's like attacking Russia in winter u just don't
>>70981759
The Freys needed the alliance since they need protection from literally every other house, and apparently managed to capture the castle once before. The Lannisters could care less about them when their princess just got murdered by Dorne
>>70981779
Absolute utter fucking empty spectacle
>>70981778
>>70981776
he got revived. for no apparent reason as of now.
his death was literally just to show you how much of a gary stu he is.
>>70981776
and jon literally got brought back to life because hes a gary stu that gets everything handed to him and never faces any real consequences. get over it jonfags
>>70981773
Threatened to kill his kid,
>>70981779
senpai desu senpaitachi baka fal
>>70981819
meme
>>70981773
that was one of the few scenes that did make sense,
>>70981766
If you're talking about influence in the story then why are you discounting Shae who was relevant to Tyrion's story? If there was no Shae, Tyrion would've probably gladly consummated marriage with Sansa.
>>70981840
Isn't Dorne just the city of Dorne? How hard could it be?
>>70981778
you say that as if i give a single shit about arya
>>70981779
ollies mum is the best
>>70981858
so was beric
>>70981317
-white walkers can't kill him
-thenns/wildlings can't kill him
-wights can't kill him
-ygritte could've have killed him but stops herself because she wuv him so much
-mance doesn't straight up kill him when he shows his face
-he kills a white walker
-when he dies he's brought back up
-davos loves him for no reason, melisandre supports him now and is sure he's (whatever) even tho she thought the same about stannis and was wrong
-everyone the show presents as "good" is with him and everyone the show presents as "bad" is against him
-armies flock to him and no matter how bad his situation look you know something will happen and save him because he can't lose
>>70981887
The only person I mentioned in my post was Myrcella. The post you're thinking of is a different anon's
>>70981779
A lovely, addictive, pretty shithole.
>>70981779
My daddy doesn't love me.
>>70981243
Tell us something we don't know pal
>>70981863
would you have preferred stannis got revived?
>>70981911
who fucking gives a fuck
>>70981911
he is just a vehicle to explain such a thing is even possible.
he is not a main character. the bastard is.
>>70981891
fair point, if Cersei had simply sent 20goodmen to attack Dorne, capital city of Dorne it would have been over in a week
>>70981831
The actual scene I understood, but I mean the bigger picture? What is that part of the group trying to accomplish?
>>70981864
I saw that, but, he can kill his kid anyways. I'm more lost about what Jamie is actually trying to do by grabbing that castle? What does he gain by it? The king sent him to do it, but, to what end?
Also who's Blackfish guy? I don't remember him. Why did Brianne want to speak with him? To give Jamie the castle and take his army to meet up with Sansa?
>>70981773
>Can someone explain to me how Jamie got the other guy to give the castle up?
Edmure revealed how he thinks of Jaime as a person so Jaime used that to his advantage. Edmure thinks he's an evil, bad man so he threatened Edmure's baby and got him to surrender without bloodshed.
>>70981863
You don't know what a gary stu is. Commit suicide.
>>70981930
You'r'e forgetting the most obvious part.
Jon has virtually no character traits and not a single flaw, except "being too nice". Typical boring Sue shit.
>i am jon snow i must do what is right
Exciting!
>>70981776
Oh, so he's gone now?
No, because even death can't stop him.
How more Mary Sue can a character be?
>>70981203
Don't take as long as George to write it then!
>>70981773
I wont call you an autist but Jaime understood that he has shitty reputation and everyone looks at him dirty , so he went " well fuck it , Ill use that " and threatned Edmure that he will throw his kid with a catapult at the castle , Edmure thinks Jaime is a heartless man and that he was going to do it , so he broke and did what he did.
>>70981946
i dont fucking care about stannis you goddamn moron. I would have preferred if jon stayed dead. but of course, got has to pander to the fat lonely jon stans.
>>70981773
you see this /got/? one solid writing in a scene and "wazdatmeen?" starts.
Don't go apeshit over D&D due to oversimplified writing. Apparently they know their audience better than we ever will.
>>70981934
just like ur mums
How will this be ruined?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MQRZKP4YY
>>70981972
so was beric, the most based characters tend to be the ones who get revived
>>70980688
Of course the first thing I see in this cancerous containment general is a fucking retard unironically posting romanticised communist propaganda on Marxist proponents. Not surprised people still watching this trash, lowest common denominator pandering show are mentally challenged leftists. It's fitting.
It's easy to tell you're a 16 year old post-millennial, pseudo-intellectual, Redditing Bernie Sanders supporter. Keep defending feminism, niggers, muslims, queers and trannys on the internet. If you're still this much of a raging, monolithic faggot by the time you've turned 30 there's no hope for you. If you're some leftist lib dem queer above 30 still believing you're gonna be sitting on the grass of your local university with your multicultural group of friends and token black guy, celebrating diversity, immigration, fag rights and Islam blowing your country's shit up after just returning from pozzin' at a Sanders rally, you've lost your marbles for life. You should also kill yourself
Pic related: you
>>70981969
everyone knows what it is except your delusional ugly fat ass
>>70981946
goodness gracious.
if stannis gets revived i will stop watching.
why not bring ned stark back at this point?
why not bring tywin back?
why not bring the whole red wedding ensemble back?
fuck it, let's bring everyone back.
at that point, death would be meaningless, and therefore the gimmick of the show.
>>70981969
Yes we do, and Jon Snow is.
Your only argument is to spam "you don't know what a mary sue/gary stu is!" over and over again without talking about how it's wrong.
That's all you got, because you can't argue against it.
Mfw Stannis appears with a splinter force to save Jon the cucks bitch ass from Ramsey
>>70981203
Brandon sanderson is already doing that. It's not very good.
so have at it write a good one someone will eventually
>>70981959
>>70981979
Okay, that makes sense.
Why does Jamie want to take that castle? Or why does the king want it, rather?
>>70981993
Yeah but I'm literally retarded. Most are smarter than me.
>>70981991
jon is getting revived in the books as well faggot, maybe this isn't the franchise for you
>>70981930
>everyone who's shown to be good is on his side
Mance,Theon, Jaime.
>>70982028
see >>70982049
>>70982025
k.
>>70981957
20 shirtless good men + slowly unlocking a cage of hounds = white walkers btfo
Reminder that the phrase 'Mary Sue' is a meme phrase used by RLM plebs who think genre fiction is art. A good character can be a Mary Sue, explain why they can't faggots.
>>70982003
>My lord...
>*farts*
>You truly are the king in the north.
>Those thousands of Vale knights have nothing to do with my sudden loyalty.
> A great shout rings out "The North Remembers!"
>And might I say, Theon Greyjoy has no cock.
>>70982068
>Theon
>Jaime
>good
pick one and only one
>>70982042
Which Sanderson book is that?
>>70982045
>Why does Jamie want to take that castle? Or why does the king want it, rather?
After the War of Five Kings, the Lannisters/Crown gave the Freys Riverrun, the ancestral home of the Tullys. Brynden "the Blackfish" Tully(uncle to Catelyn) survived the Red Wedding and eventually reformed the Tully army and took Riverrun back. Jaime's goal is to take it back and give it back to the Freys.
>>70982011
And if a large part of the story focused on Beric running around killing shit and getting revived everytime people would say the exact same thing about him.
It's not as annoying when it's just some minor character that does one or two things offpage.
But Jon Snow is one of the main character, if not the main character this season, which makes it boring.
Oh wow the next episode features the epic battle between
-Sansa's torturer/"rapist
-the guy who killed the direwolves and gave up RIckon
-The guy who's rumored to fuck boys
VS
-the guy even death didn't stop
I really can't guess how this will go, such suspense
>>70982049
>the point
>your empty head
>>70982094
mary sue lover detected
>>70982003
>That Stark theme in the background
>>70982025
>everything I don't like comes from the same source, cause everything revolves around me
who's the entitled millennial here?
>>70982094
fat lonely jonfag
>>70982045
It was a dropped plot point from s3. After the Freys betrayed the northern forces, they started attacking Riverrun and apparently captured and then lost it offscreen. The Lannisters are 'allied' with the Freys and are helping them instead of avenging Myrcella or killing the sparrows or whatever because it happened in the books.
>>70982094
The term existed long before RLM or max landis touched it
>>70982135
the point is he's not staying dead because GRRM himself told them he's supposed to get revived
Take it up with the fat man if you're this angry about genre fiction
>>70982027
>>70982037
see>>70981590
Ignored because it's correct and destroys your ridiculous stubborn stannautist delusions.
and persecution complex.
>>70981779
Hack and Hack and Hack
>>70982158
not an argument
>>70982160
How does that contradict my post? I said 'used' not 'invented'.
>>70982117
mistborn series, they started off with a godhead, moved to monarchy then early industrial era, by next time jump it'll be modern democracy.
>>70981153
W E W
E
W
>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment.
>>70982194
Because you make it seem if someone else uses it they're in some way affiliated with them
>>70982199
Like Rey
>>70982164
the point is jon is a gary stu in both mediums because he gets everything handed to him, is bad at nothing, evades death, is getting crowned king of the north even though he doesnt deserve it and has no claim, and his only character flaw is being too nice. Please consider suicide now.
>>70982223
Exactly like Rey.
>>70982223
like jon
>>70982209
I should have specified the people who use it on this board.
>>70982225
I mean, he's bad at doing anything outside of action scenes, but since he can't die, he just bumbles from victory to victory as his companions die around him.
>yfw Davos finds stannis' corpse
>>70982250
What unrealistic abilities does Jon have in the context of the show or books
>>70982250
Show Jon yes
>>70982209
Please stop pretending to be me.
>>70982223
undeniably like rey
>>70982254
Although I agree with you, they're not inherently bad for writing. Perfect people exist in the world, they're just rare. For example, I'm a living Gary stu
>>70982225
>has no claim
categorically false
>>70982264
>>70981678
>did he shit gold
>not where ever whores go
>>70982264
>yfw Davos insults Stannis like every other character in the show
>>70982122
>>70982159
Thanks!
>>70982264
>Who was that man, Ser Davos?
>Huh I have no idea? Stanley or something anyway Jon lets get back to crowning you my king
>>70982284
>.
Nope, I've never used a period in my name
>>70981590
>>70982169
>everyone love him
No, only the "good guys".
Villains hate mary sue, obviously, they're up against them.
>should've been made a Ranger but wasn't because he's a bastard of a traitor.
are you retarded? He wasn't made a ranger because they wanted him to be LC of the NW.
On the show Jeor did this, in the books Aemon suggested it.
Did you even read the books or watch the show?
And lots of people supports Jon on the show for inexplicable reasons.
In the books Samwell scheme to get Jon elected, by having both candidates turn and support Jon...
But on the show, no such things. People just like Jon. Why? Jon had like 6 friends in the NW, and a whole lot of haters.
He has been AWOL for months, is rumored to be a wildling lover, and doesn't know half the people in the NW because he just wasn't fucking there.
Yet half of them vote for him.
>>70982264
Dabid would probably make him spit and piss on it
>>70982290
Do you intentionally spell Targaryen wrong?
>>70981779
jajajajaja
>>70982274
can warg into ghost, everything else is good luck and people handing him things. there is no logical reason why Mance shouldn't have cut his head off the moment he saw him
>>70982335
>This one's for Renly, the rightful king!
>>70982199
Who is Jon Snow
>>70982351
Dabid
Godlike wizard, harry potter of westeros, RIGHTFUL LORD OF WINTERFELL AND TRUE KING OF THE NORTH, coming down from the wall to snatch your faves crowns
>>70981779
autism, waifus and repetitive arguments
>>70982264
just fuck my feels up fampai
>>70982376
>can warg into ghost,
can't
> everything else is good luck and people handing him things. there is no logical reason why Mance shouldn't have cut his head off the moment he saw him
He thought that he could convert Jon from the Night's Watch
>>70982274
Can Warg. Brought back from the dead. Mel thinks he is Azor Ahai
Davos a pedo
>>70982335
then ask Melly for her blessing and demand a bigger castle for his bitches
>nailed it
>>70981590
>He started ftom lowest of the low in the Nightswatch
and ended up lord commander despite not having shown any leadership skills, and dubious allegiances.
>>70982420
>Can Warg.
Can't
>Brought back from the dead. Mel thinks he is Azor Ahai
I said abilities JON had.
>“Now that’s where you’re wrong, Father. Why, I believe I’m you writ small. Do me a kindness now, and die quickly. I have a ship to catch.”
>For once, his father did what Tyrion asked him. The proof was the sudden stench, as his bowels loosened in the moment of death. Well, he was in the right place for it, Tyrion thought. But the stink that filled the privy gave ample evidence that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie.
This is a genuinely funny scene.
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>>70982223
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>>70982250
>what is fiction
>what is fantasy and sci fi
>what is suspension of disbelief
>>70982428
>davos will never retire in his castle with his wife, lyanna mormont and shireen to take care of him
truly the saddest story
>>70982378
None of that fits Jon.
>>70982444
>and ended up lord commander despite not having shown any leadership skills
did you just not watch S4E09?
>>70982461
'Where do whores go?'
'Did he shit gold?'
>>70982319
You don't because you're an imposter.
>>70982377
Bought to you Dabid and gollum.
Inside the episode "Davos finally realises he was loyal to a lie of what he saw in Stannis who was really a kinslaying monster and sees that the ideal man hes always wanted to serve is there in Jon"
>yfw screencap this
>>70982415
>can't
>"Varamyr Sixskins notes that Jon Snow is a strong skinchanger, but untrained in and unaware of his true abilities; he had known what Jon was the moment he saw the great white direwolf Ghost stalking silent at his side. Jon's ability has manifested few times, as he slipped into Ghost while scouting for wildlings with Qhorin Halfhand. Through Ghost's eyes, he spies on the wildling horde. When an eagle attacks Ghost, Jon wakes screaming. By A Dance with Dragons, Jon often has wolf dreams. Melisandre offers to help him with his abilities, but so far Jon has turned her down."
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Skinchanger
>He thought that he could convert Jon from the Night's Watch
he had Longclaw he obviously didn't steal it or kill Mormont. Mance was a fool for trying
>Valyrians hold throne for 317~ years
>relative peace and prosperity for all
>Andals take over
>everything goes to shit
Why's Valyria so based guys?
>>70982507
*ubsheathes double long sword*
>>70982522
We're talking about the show here bookfag.
>>70982530
Best genes
who even needs dragons when you've got a free fleet to go play pirate with
>>70982522
i thought starks all had warg's blood in them, why is it unrealistic when jon can do it?
>>70982376
Warging isn't an unrealistic ability for a Stark to have. There have been hundreds (and probably thousands) of Starks throughout the history of Westeros that possessed skinchanging powers.
>>70980577
Fucking Daemon I hate that name. A guy with that name used to spam my mailbox back in the day, never knew who that fucker was.
>>70982264
but that would require davos finding the exact same camp that stannis lead his army towards.....oh
>>70982530
wat
Valyrians came way after Andal invasion
