Classic edition
>>70976247
Maisie!
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
loli kuma
>>70978506
Whoa. I'd kinda get up in that.
How did Ned know to go to the Tower of Joy?
>>70978483
>tfw Jon has a smaller army with fewer supplies and weapons than Stannis had and Ramsay doesnt go full pincer charge attack on him or twenty good men
>DABID
Bend the knee to Stannis, best husbando and protector of /got/
>>70978544
Because Robert told him.
No one answered my question last thread about where I can find a single volume edition of ASoS in the UK
I don't want two volumes
to me it's fucking hilarious how d&d completely missed the point of the arya arc and went for some asspull ending
gurrm's writing is out of the picture so from now on we get 2D politics and 1D characters thanks to juden and juden
>>70978555
How did Robert know?
>>70978544
Pic related told him.
>>70978551
Give up faggot
>being a cuck for the nobility
>not being a based Sparrow
THIS godfearing son of a cobbler is spitting super hot Marxist theory and basically, you're fucking stupid.
>>70978506
I'd love to lick Cersei's feet and suck on her toes. If I were the high sparrow I'd condemn Cersei to 7 days of feet tickling torture.
>>70978544
Barristan mentioned it delirious in his milk-of-the-poppied induced sleep after the Trident
>>70978544
He warged into a wolf and sniffed Lyanna out.
I thought Bradamante had been permabanned/sent to the Wall? What happened?
Preston
>>70978515
The war was lost
>>70978518
She's both a bear AND a maiden fair :O
WINTER IS COMING! POST YOUR WAR FACE!
>>70978611
Filtered. Stop wasting dubs.
Gentle reminder that flying dragons are a myth.
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/mother-all-dragon-guides-game-thrones-n336686
>>70978586
Give me a good inuniverse reason and I will you arsewipe :)
>>70978602
He's been ban evading constantly and the mods gave him a free pass since /tv/ really has bigger problems to deal with than an insufferable tripfag
>>70978588
>>70978626
I just can't stop getting dubs
>>70978518
What's happening here?
>>70978506
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70978620
NOT
>>70978620
>>70978620
>>70978131
>No, once Arya gets back to the HoB&W, and 'Jaqen' kills himself, she pulls off all the faces and she sees her own face being worn
I just rewatched that scene and it seems more likely they were just fucking with arya as opposed to having killed her at some point (when??) and taken her face.
First for geralt
>>70978620
Isnt he that guy that autistic cunt Thunderfoot lost his brain over?
>>70978620
Is that the great Führer of /pol/?
>>70978602
Why would I be permabanned
Was just a 3 day ban
>>70978640
you namefag on an anonymous imageboard got discussion general
>>70978620
>>70978506
She has great legs.
>>70978623
DUDE SCI-FI LMAO
>>70978639
Gentle reminder that flying dragons could easily be possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FIDeOOL52Q
>>70978678
Bad casting
>>70978594
>Barristan mentioned it delirious in his milk-of-the-poppied induced sleep after the Trident
or barristan just fucking told him because they could have killed him any time they wanted
>>70978689
The ban length for ban evasion is significantly longer though.
>>70978639
>flying dragons are a myth.
Godzilla is not real.
>>70978691
>inuniverse reason
can someone spoil game of thrones for me?
i finished season 2 and dropped it. did anything interesting happen in the ensuing 4 seasons?
>>70978644
He'll take the black eventually, anon.
>>70978620
>>70978721
AVERAGE
>>70978506
>she will never keep you tied up on her bed and ride between the scenes, not even undressing, before going for the next take
>>70978744
No. It turns out that Ned didn't die after all and he and the Starks return to Winterfell. The rest of the show has been a sitcom about their zany antics in the North.
>>70978744
>did anything interesting happen in the ensuing 4 seasons?
nah we just post here for the memes
>>70978620
>>70978556
https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/055357342X/ref=tmm_mmp_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=used&qid=&sr=
You can order off American Amazon in UK
>>70978689
Too short.
>>70978744
You don't like fun? You don't like reading? Why are you still here? Just to suffer?
>>70978544
why is it called the tower of joy? is it because it is a rape dungeon? and rape brings joy to the raper?
>>70978734
how is it bad casting? he looks exactly like him.
>>70978744
>>70978807
Rape brings joy to everyone involved, friend.
David Benioff has read ASOIAF 12 times, and yet bookfags who likely learned about the series through the TV show 5 years ago act so superior, trash talking David and Dan (long-time ASOIAF readers) for making (necessary) changes Fucking purist entitlement.
>>70978678
Who is this?
>>70978807
It was originally the seat of House Joy, a minor house that was wiped out in the Conquest
>>70978820
Just like my video games!!! Hella epic!!
>>70978822
LOOK MOM IM BAITING ON AN INTERNET FORUM
NO I DONT WANT TO TAKE MY PILLS
Any leaks yet?
>>70978649
Hnnngg.
>tfw ynw fight as Cersei's champion
>ynw grovel at her feet, sniffing them and worshipping the literal ground she walks on
>ynw get a footjob from her while she's belittling you and telling you could never satisfy her
It's not fair!
>>70978822
>Says he has read the books 12 times
>Somehow forgets Sam is a PoV character
I highly doubt it.
>>70978737
>>70978852
What happens between me and my urethra is none of your business.
>>70978827
Geralt of Rivia
>>70978822
>Read 12 times
>Confused Sam is a PoV character
>>70978719
No.
>>70978866
Dude they don't even know their own show
>Cersei has 3 kids
>The first time we saw Stannis, he was burning people alive
>Stannis never changes his mind.
>>70978869
Is this real?
>>70978767
If only.
>>70978822
>If I drop my trip, no one will recognize my shitposting!
Legit spoilers, no memeingOlena poisons Tommen so Marg can become ruling queen. She disbands the militant so they can rescue Loras. Cersei goes fucking berserk, sets off the wildfire and escapes with Mountain
>>70978901
>>70978788
are you sure, have you ordered this way yourself, how long will it take to arrive?
The infamous scene in the Riverlands that involved butt-sniffing reminded me of this quote by D.B.Weiss:
"I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell. We’re not going to turn into fart-smellers. "
This season (andfor manylast season too) proves that show writers became fart-smellers, doesn't it?
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/game-of-thrones-ending-season-5-producers-interview-1201469516/
>>70978762
>she
>>70978933
Fake as fuck. Tommen jumps to death.
>>70978551
Here's a You but still no answer to your question.
See >>70978586
>>70978933
>She disbands the militant
how the fuck is that even close to possible
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
I miss old Myrcella.
>>70978976
>Tommen the Tough
>suicide
>>70978992
why'd he get killed by a frog then?
>>70978992
That's not how you spell Daemon Blackfyre m8.
>>70978992
But are you happy with the casting for this role?
Hey guys remember Jaimes amazing character development in season 3?
Remember Peter Dinklages awesome acting in season 4?
Remember Charles Dance's performance as Tywin in general?
>>70978983
Tommen could disband them any time he wants by taking the Kingsguard, the Gold Cloaks, and whoever the fuck else. Issue is he's a punk bitch and doesn't want there to be violence.
>>70978939
Most companies will deliver to other countries, but it can take up to a month. I've ordered a few things from American Amazon (sometimes accidentally emabrassingly)
bran has dick suckin lips
>>70979021
Yes, actually.
>melisanders doesn't die
STANNIS FAGS BTFO
>>70979016
Why did Barry get killed by a bunch of peasants in masks?
>>70979035
No he couldn't. What would the kingsguard do vs thousands of sparrows? they'd fucking die.
>>70979026
>Remember Peter Dinklages awesome acting in season 4?
nope
>>70979036
ok, thanks m8
I prefer the US cover too so this works out really nicely
>>70978639
>Except for circus performers, there aren't any living beings that blow fire
You don't say. What kind of fucking article is that, ah yes, clickbait.
Back to /r/science desu senpai
>>70979011
Yes.
>>70979039
Me too, that actor was bretty gud in Black Sails too.
>>70979039
>super incredibly worn out armor
>brand new modern tailor turtleneck
hmmmmm
Yes yes, well done Tyrion, well done Tyrion. HOWEVER
>>70979069
Why the fuck would the SotH be peasants? Why would they want to reinstate slavery?
>>70979026
Remember battles with conflict, stakes and creativity like Blackwater
>>70979040
Obviously, anything to rub it in that snuh is the center of the universe
>>70979069
Because the actor dared to question Dabid
>>70979040
Melly will not die before meeting Arya again. Also, the right priestesses need to set up Dany and Jon.
>>70978992
/besthouse/
>>70979069
Because he's an old man who had no armor on. He took out a little over a dozen of them before he himself was caught off guard
The SotH are not peasants anyways
>>70978948
I think they started thinking they were hot shit when they had that beetle scene that was pretty much a shot at a critic who hated GoT
So is Game Of Thrones just a post-apocalyptic sci-fi story masquerading as a fantasy like Dying Earth or The Book Of The New Sun?
Why is it almost always the good actors who get killed? I bet the High Sparrow dies by the end of this season. Do most normies dislike him? Despite the fact he's punishing some of the most horrible and corrupt people in Westeros (smirkbich included).
Big Guy. Take your knights down the left flank. Sweetrobin, follow the King's banner down the center. Lord Royce, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness!
Arise! Arise, Riders of the Vale! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!
i had her
she was a solid 8/10. amazing teeth. black hair. great tan. great job and degree.
i made her want and crave me. i conditioned her into thinking about me all day everyday. i got pussypics from her at work when she was at her desk and at the toilet.
i took it all for granted. i cheated on her many times. she knew about it. she blamed herself.
finally i got rid of her and forgot all about her.
i lost my job and put on weight. everything has went wrong from there. debt is building up
she got married before christmas. i saw her a few days ago at the mall and she made eye contact.
i nodded in her direction and said hey. she looked at me with nothing but disgust.
i'm contemplating ending it all this weekend. that was just too much.
i dont see a way back lads.
i dont know who else to talk to /got/
>>70979126
House Hermitage a shit
>>70979073
He could with all that Lannister army that's with Jaime, but they would just kill Marg before he would kill them, plus people would rebel, so all kinds of trouble.
>>70979130
>Because he's an old man who had no armor on. He took out a little over a dozen of them before he himself was caught off guard
A great swordsman didn't have any armor when patrolling the streets?
leak from battle of the bastards episode, apparently when the situation is dire for jon's army this guy rolls in and saves the day.. who the fuck is it?
>Meereen is overwhelmed by the slavers
>Tyrion and Grey worm are surrounded by Mercenaries
>Tyrion looks at greyworm and says
>"You know that Really old movie, The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug?"
>Grey worm shrugs
>Tyrion jumps into a bucket and rolls around the room, killing all the bad guys
>david weiss starts clapping uncontrollably in the background sound cut before a angry benioff stops him short with harsh guttural yiddish cussing
>>70979085
You're right, I should prefer Anonymous sources instead. In the meantime, you get yourself acquainted with le dragons can't fly meme.
>>70979073
Kingsguard + Gold Cloaks
Not to mention he ALSO had armies from two great houses at his disposal. But no, instead he bent the knee to Sanders.
>>70979111
>>70979130
Please watch the show before posting. The Sons of the Harpy are poor guys being paid to murder.
h-how do you rank Lena on the waifu scale of waifuness?
>>70979172
Jack Black.
>>70978999
i would cherish her and protect her smile foreer, but she does have asort of low-class look to her, very unfitting for a lannister (they let lena headey be Cercei, though, so I don't know either why they'd give her the boot)
>>70979187
They don't wear peasant clothes
>>70979166
>He could with all that Lannister army that's with Jaime
with all the lannister army that's leagues away from the city? he tries shit not involving wildfire and the faith takes kings landing end of story.
Someone leaked a screencap of the finale and it showsEuron blowing the horn.
>>70979132
Orson Scott Card right? Man they are so immature and full of themselves no wonder the show has gone to shit and become ridiculously modern/liberal
>>70979174
You've earned yourself a Stark chuckle, ser.
>>70979157
>>70979171
Barristan Selmy hasn't had armor since he was kicked out of the Kingsguard
>>70979172
Jon Snow is actually Ned's bastard. The person in your pic is Don Snow, son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.
>>70979157
>black hair. great tan
black or honorary black, nothing of value was lost.
>>70979187
They're masters you gibbering retard.
>>70979216
That's a nice source link/image. Here's your (you)
>>70979144
>Why do most normies hate him?
Idk, maybe it's because he's a nofunallowed fanatic who lets his horde of fanatics rek shit and he clearly persecutes people to drive a political agenda, otherwise he would've kidnapped and prosecuted more people. High Sparrow only kidnapped Loras, Margaery and Cersei to make a power grab.
>>70979194
Betterwithdarkhair/10
>>70979237
Talk about a moron, great swordsman my ass.
Even a senile Podrick Payne would wear armor
>BENIOFF: I think it’s hard to be too appreciative, because there is just the terror of f—ing it up still. It’s just so easy with a show like this to jump the shark at any moment. We’re getting close to the ending, and there is that huge desire to get it right.
>A few years down the line, if we are ever masochistic enough to put in the DVDs and watch 70 straight hours of the show, we hope it will hold together. I think it’s hard to take that step back and be like, “We did it.” Because we haven’t done it yet.
I wonder how different the show would be if these cowards actually watched their show when it releases so they can review what they got right and what they did wrong so they can attempt to fix it for the next season they make. But no, they're just assuming "keep doing what we've always been doing, review sites seem to be liking it"
>>70978948
>>70979267
Only masters of evil
>>70979157
ya blew it
>>70979267
So as I stated, you haven't actually watched the show.
>They pay him. Great families, afraid to do a thing. They pay poor men to do it for them.
>>70979194
She's cool. Loved her in Dredd. She's one of the few women in GoT, I'd like to have a conversation with. Also, Carice Van Houten.
>>70979286
oh lemme just go buy some armor on this continent where nobody wears or manufactures it with all this money I don't have
>>70979210
Well yeah pretty much.
>>70979263
caucasian
What would have happened if Ned had married Ashara instead of some retarded Tully
>>70979267
Essos masters are nothing like Westeros lords they have their slaves do everything they never learn how to fight its why its retarded they're so effective against large groups of unsullied and Barristan
>>70979194
I want to have sex with literally any of her holes
>>70979210
>the faith
>inexperienced and unarmored religious zealots
Man, they would get slaughtered by even a small mercenary force.
>>70979284
I didn't ask WHY normies hate him. Don't put words into my mouth.
Isn't his whole point that their power is unjust? Why not punish the most powerful?
>>70979303
And we're supposed to take Grey Worm's word for it?
They should a make a GoT anime. That would be win.
>>70979312
They have armor is Essos you dip
>>70979312
Yes, there is absolutely no precedent for someone working for Dany to have new armor made for them.
>>70979312
Yes because Dany "cant" afford to buy her soldiers good equipment lol
>>70978866
>>70978879
>removes his trip to say the same thing
Why haven't you hanged yourself already?
>>70979336
They slay Unsullied captain(s) in the books though, don't they?
Why are all of the streams such unwatchable garbage? I really don't want to wait for this particular episode until 3-4 am or whenever the fuck the download is ready but god damn the streams suck.
>>70979350
>by even a small mercenary force.
too bad there isn't one of those in kings landing
>>70979312
>Personal bodyguard of the fucking queen.
Best house coming through
>>70979157
>buhuhuhuhu, instead of seeing a shrink i should post my problems on 4chan. That's a good trick!
Nice blog.
>>70979327
They'd lose the War of Five Kings even faster since the North would not have free reign to move through the Riverlands and would not have any of the Riverlords join their army.
>>70979410
why do people call psychologists shrinks, i have always wondered this.
/got/ i got a new phone upgrade and went for the new HTC
anyway i gave my sister my old phone and forgot to fucking clear the SD card.
shes 15. shes just told my dad she found maisie and other GoT related loli all up in the gallery.
my dad just text me saying make sure you are home later. i've taken the sd card and deleted the evidence. not sure what steps i should take. is there any way he would be able to find anything on it even after its supposedly deleted? i know it sounds dumb but im freaking out
>>70979433
It's short for "head shrinkers".
>>70979350
Guerilla tactics in the streets of King's Landing famalam. Isn't their supposed to be a shitload of them too?
>>70979409
False
>>70979157
>>>/adv/
seriously, you won't get anything worthwhile here
>>70979037
yes he does
>>70979440
That's what you get you fucking degenerate. May you burn in hell
>>70979403
It's sunday tomorrow. Shitpost with us until then.
>>70979394
That wasnt me numbnuts i just happened to post what he said at the same time
>>70979399
Not like the show. They dont prance around in large groups in broad daylight, they resorted to guerilla tactics on isolated Unsullied with their guide down
>>70979440
Relax, daddy just wants you to share your GoT loli stuff. But don't tell mommy.
I thought The Last Targaryian killed himself.
Shame he didn't.
>>70979468
i tried /adv/ a few days ago but because i attached a sailor moon image /a/ was linked to it and they shitted up the thread
>>70979440
>degenerates ruining this thread are also mobile posters
OUT OUT OUT
>>70979403
Some streams are actually pretty good
>>70979355
The point is that he's making a blatant power grab and he didn't punish margaery after she helped to bring the king into the fold.
>>70979440
Tell him that you're very ill and need cleansing. Inform him that the only cure is a good spanking from daddy.
>>70979420
But how might it have affected Robert's Rebellion and the subsequent events?
>>70979037
ive always thought this. hes legal now so i can admit that right
>>70979509
/tv/ is like 65% mobile posters now lad
>>70979463
Jfc. She has the perfect face.
>>70979531
Fair enough. I still like him though.
>>70979459
How would medieval rulers deal with this problem, hmm? That's right, killing and raping people until it stopped being a problem. Fuck guerilla warfare.
>>70979509
>because he mentioned a phone this must mean hes phone posting
sounds like you don't have your own mobile phone, you lonely faggot
haha, fat fuck, sorry bro
>>70979557
what a coincidence, /tv/ is also over 65% pure shit.
The decline and fall of the internet matches up perfectly with the ascension of mobile users.
>>70979557
That explains a lot.
>>70979557
you you even get (You)'s on mobile?
>>70979450
Reminder that House Seaworth wins the War of the Five Kings
>>70979599
I'm texting while peeing on my mobile right now
>>70979575
>killing your own citizens
It will just grow the revolt, not wuell it.
>>70979594
>literally says he left his degenerate /got/ files on his old phone
>t-t-t-that doesn't mean he's a phone poster!
nth for Tommen the Blessed.
>>70979440
>storing loli on your phone
>>70979503
No, I've got a really weirdly thick skin for someone with literally no redeeming qualities or assets
>>70979631
>>70979631
thats a pretty unreasonable post if you intend to carry on this discussion with me
>>70979624
Kill some more.
>>70979624
Go fucking look up the peasant rebellions of the 14th century. Hint: they fucking failed every single time as soon as the lords gathered up men with actual fucking weapons and armor and beat them down.
>>70979599
>Minecraft was the most searched term by far while Instagram was a literally who in early 2011
why does this amuse me?
>>70979507
ignore her and improve yourself.
the only thing in this world you have control over is you and your accomplishments.
If you want change, there is only one thing to do, improve yourself, become a better person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAoCssGMIM
who /generationkill/ here?
>>70979647
Stop impersonating me
>>70979660
No, really. It is literally the answer.
rightful king of the north
>>70979561
>>70979463
Ned is retarded for picking some Tully Shit over this prime Dornish pussaaaayyy
>>70979666
reminder that the only reason minecraft is big is because notch shilled the fuck outta /v/, which lead to its initial burst of popularity, which led to its youtube breakout, which lead to its explosion.
But see if that part of the story ever gets mentioned in the official history.
>>70979497
We do see them do that to one Unsullied at the beginning of S5, to be fair (when he visits a prostitute). Barristan did manage to take down a whole horde of them but even the best fighters can be outnumbered. I'm not defending that scene: Barristan would've been smart enough not to engage such a large number at once.
>>70979703
Shame he grew up to be a cunt
>>70979693
Please, stop impersonating me.
>>70979463
How does /got/ find all these 9s and 10s but we're stuck with all this ugly fucking casting on the show?
>>70979704
He got the Tully army out of his marriage for BBB's Rebellion
>>70979730
Yeah, it was much like S5 in general the setup and execution of it was shit
>>70979704
>Pick
What kind of fucking normie are you?
>>70979693
>>70979749
Very good, impersonators, very good...
HOWEVER
>>70979463
who is this, pretty please?
>in b4 ashara
>>70979749
>>70979790
>>70979693
>>70979647
kek here we go again
>>70979790
>>70979814
Come on guys, cut it out.
Why does she do this every other word?
>>70979764
Those 9s and 10s would probably not improve the acting of the show. I'd be happy if they didnt kill off the likes of Lady Crane immediately. That was a MILF and acting was decent too.
Yes Shireen, you are the only heir to my entire family....
HOWEVER
BURN THEM ALL
remember when GoT characters actually died and it wasn't just a never-ending stream of shit right out of DnDs asshole
>>70979836
Because she's trying to act as a stronk womyn, but she's a terrible actress.
>>70979861
Moderate kek
>>70979748
>grew up to be a GOD
ftfy
>>70979836
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!
What happened after season 3? That was the cutoff point of the show being good? Did someone get fired or something
>>70979861
>>70979868
>>70979794
Anna Speckhart
>>70979764
I think the actress on the show just didn't age well that's all.
>>70979898
this joke is literally the top post on /r/freefolk
>>70979682
>last episode of series 7
>Dany turns to Jorah as her ships leave for Westeros
>"Jorah, we are oscar mike"
>>70979868
She actually looks like a reptile in this pic.
>>70979836
bcoz she's a dragon rawr :3
what did he mean by this?
Yes yes, well done Stannis, well done.
HOWEVER
20 Good Men to Ramsay.
100K Dothraki Screamers to Dany.
1000 ships to Euron.
20K Vale Knights to Jonsa.
100 Craster Sons to Night's King.
>>70979911
They were too arrogant to leave abd give it up to writer's more interested beyond the red wedding
>>70979935
It's a good joke senpai. 'The mediocre critic discusses poets, the fine critic discusses poems'.
>>70979440
>maisieposters
So after they kill off Jaime and Cersei, we'll be stuck with shitty characters like Tyrion the Reddit dwarf and Ser Davos the pedophile.
I don't want to watch this show anymore.
Promise me, Ned
>>70978999
wow she's got a full bust now