>>70955552
Azor Ilyn!
why D&D
Maisie
Azor Jon
Sophie Turner can't cover her eyes?
>>70957714
>see no evil
>not even covering her eyes
Sophie cant do anything right
>>70957714
>they asked me to close my ears and look at the camera
>but i can still ear everything i don't understand
my lyannafu
Azor Ahaigarden
denied
Was it inbreeding?
Sophie looks like she is trying to insult a chinaman
Fuck D&D. Worst writers since the dawn of time.
> Cersei's wrinkly old hand
>ITP: God Tier meme's
I don't understand why did they turn down on the practical effects and actual crowds just to do shit with greenscreens.
S1 looked way better having 10% of the money.
>>70957794
>meme's
>The next day the rains began, and the seas grew rougher. "We had best go below, where it's dry," Sam said to Aemon, but the old maester only smiled, and said, "The rain feels good against my face, Sam. It feels like tears. Let me stay a while longer, I pray you. It has been a long time since last I wept."
If Maester Aemon meant to stay on deck, old and frail as he was, Sam had no choice but to do the same. He stayed beside the old man for nigh unto an hour, huddled in his cloak as a soft, steady rain soaked him to his skin. Aemon hardly seemed to feel it. He sighed and closed his eyes, and Sam moved closer to him, to shield him from the worst of the wind. He will ask me to help him to the cabin soon, he told himself. He must. But he never did, and finally thunder began to rumble in the distance, off to the east. "We have to get below," Sam said, shivering. Maester Aemon did not reply. It was only then that Sam realized the old man had gone to sleep. "Maester," he said, shaking him gently by one shoulder. "Maester Aemon, wake up."
>Aemon's blind white eyes came open. "Egg?" he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks."Egg, I dreamed that I was old."
Anyone else gets sad at this para?
>>70957772
can you really draw the line tho?
It's just probability of mutations.
>>70957800
S1 looked like shit
The hands tournament is the most pathetic thing ever
>>70957714
So now she can't hear the boat either?
>>70957714
Kill, fuck, marry
>>70957785
her knee though
Yes, yes, well done King in the North, well done King in the North
>HOWEVER
>me_irl
>>70957714
>ywn have a sweaty foursome with them, after which you all fall asleep in a naked heap
>>70957785
For added pleasure, if you know what I mean <spoiler> xD </spoiler>
what are the leaks for tomorrow?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70956994
I think they are equally capable commanders, but we know stannis is also a formidable commander on sea.
So Stannis has a slight edge, I suppose?
Robert Strong tearing that faggots head off was pretty good
>>70957714
kill, kill, kill, but fuck all of them first
>>70957785
Lena is the best looking woman in that picture though.
>>70957866
Yes, yes well done dusty mesa guy
HOWEVER >>70957762
What was your favorite meme from episode 8?
>finger in de anus
>Most of Clegane's lines (I prefer chicken, You're shit at dying, etc)
>Varys... The most famous dwarf in the world!
>Gregor chocking one faith militant, the others retreating in the cringiest way possible, and Gregor performing a fatality in the end
>You think they're fucking?
>Your place is in the gallery, with the other ladies of the court
>I make joke
Am I forgetting something?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Yes, yes, you are the Princess Shireen of House Baratheon, and you are my daughter.
>HOWEVER
>>70957869
He beat a man with learning difficulties in one naval battle
>>70957714
What is the point of Rickon if he literally served 0 purpose in the show? Why even bring him back just to kill him?
>>70957882
Terminator Waif
>>70957882
le big cock pod
>>70957861
>no a single one of them is even merely attractive
>>70957866
HIDDEN IN THE RANCHES
OF THE POISON THEO COAT
>>70957882
>I'd fuck her
>>70957904
What does a show/book series have to do with vidya, you retard?
Azor Jon!
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
>>70957750
I love her.
>>70957885
>roasting my only heir alive will be a real feather in my cap
>>70957866
>>70957883
>>70957928
I love you guys
>dies
>nothing about him changes
>>70957929
*I* love her.
>>70957928
You're late
>>70957806
>don't mind if I do
>>70957942
He got a new haircut and is no longer a member of NW, in case you didn't notice.
>>70957882
Bitchy Sansa
Yes, yes, well done Preston Jacobs, well done Preston Jacobs.
HOWEVER!
>>70957950
okay.
>you're shit at dying, you know that?
this is da bad pussy tier
>>70957886
that was basically AutismBowl
>>70957966
She didn't have any screen time during last episode though.
>>70957950
She's my precious
Bend the knee to Stannis, best husbando and protector of /got/
>>70957992
That's what I get for not reading properly.
>>70957972
OW THE EDGE OF THIS POST
>>70957738
WHO IS THIS GOBLIN!?!?!?
Are unsullied the biggest GRRM's fail?
>cutting someone's dick off and training them very hard will make them super robotic soldiers, not suicidal lardasses
>trained to obey the thing whole life
>thing gets tossed away
>still obey the dragon Kelly C lmao xDD
>>70957996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHnvXd1Co
tfw we will never get this exchange between Alfie and Stephen
>"Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear."
>Stannis bristled at that. "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"
>You must not call him that! A wave of pain washed over Theon Greyjoy. He closed his eyes and grimaced. When he opened them again, he said, "You do not know him."
>"No more than he knows me."
>>70958002
>beheaded by a meme woman knight
>>70957930
To be fair though, nobody would ever accept this cancerchild as their lady and she would never get married, so it was worth a shot I guess.
Post yfw the opening shot of E9 is Stannis' flayed corpse tied to a flaming Bolton cross
Do you think we will see Aegon in the last episode? I know it's pretty late to introduce another major player but I think he could be treated as the final obstacle at the end of the show and nothing more. Or maybe he will be served in a surprise reveal of Varys' true allegiance.
>>70957972
poor doggo
>>70958051
Hi Brad
>>70957951
That's because I'm not the OG Jonbro. He's (probably) here >>70957744 I just assist him when I can, much as I like him I don't have his dedication refreshing the catalogue all day.
You're now aware that neither Jon nor Sansa have any idea who Osha was
>>70958056
>>70958024
is this Jonautist
>>70958030
People in GoT marry mainly to secure political alliances and shit like that. If Stannis ended up winning, a lot of men would be willing to marry Shireen.
Season 27
>The Emperor sees potential ally in Daenerys, gives her invisible cloak made of YiTish magical silk
>Viserys' siege on Winterfell is mildly interrupted by Viserion's, Jaehaerion's and Balerion II's attacks, his army retreats in the crypts of Winterfell
>Gerion Lannister is seen by Brienne and Tormund in Asshai, where he's been enslaved; Brienne makes a tough decision
>Margaery is ready for her 2nd wedding with Jon, who oversees the reconstruction of the Wall
>Arya loses her child, but also loses her memory: she forgets her name and who she is
>despite Viserys' attack, the wedding of Jon and Marg proceeds; everybody is there, including the infamous Night King
>wedding is interrupted by Viserys, who demands his throne of Winterfell, as the rightful heir to Eddard and Lyanna Stark
>Melisandre manages to capture Daenerion III and Rhaegal and sacrifices them to R'hllor
>figure emerges out of fire with the face of Stannis Baratheon - it is Stannis Baratheon
>ghost of Ned Stark leads Stannis through past, present of future events in the 7K, summarizing the plot of 27 season
>Stannis realizes the world has gone to shit and he will restore it with fire and blood
>Daenerys arrives back to Winterfell for Jon's wedding and faces Viserys
>Sand Snakes plot revenge on Margaery for setting them at the table in the back at her wedding
>>70957972
Enjoying your time off from school, edgy summerfriend? Hope mom doesn't see this post.
>>70958048
Delete this
>>70958086
Alright, fair point. She'd get married, but she'd never had a kid so the line would die anyway.
>>70958082
You're now aware thet Bran didn't know about the red wedding until 3ER gave him that vision and he's probably still trying to process it.
>>70957886
I don't know, Victarion may be stupid, but that doesn't mean he can't have good instincts refined by a life in the sea
>>70958129
poor babby. I want to give him a hug.
>>70958089
>And who, are you
>>70958048
DELETE THIS
>>70957882
Best meme was the incredible speed one which ironically hit before the episode even aired.
Are there other shows that have Stephen Dillane in it , that are worth watching?
Would you rather see Loras or Margaery die in ep10?
>>70958164
The Tunnel
John Adams
>>70958156
this
>>70958173
Loras. He's expendable.
>>70957882
Oh shit, I've been wondering what was the hollow feeling in my soul after watching the episode. It was a meme episode all along.
>>70958020
Varys should resent the Unsullied, because they are like him but choose to be controlled by it.
>>70958173
Neither, reee. I don't want Tyrells to die. Olenna, Loras and Marg are okay, even Mace is.
>>70958173
I just hope we get to see Olyvar again
So...he's killed by Euron and his friends were forced to eat him right?
>>70958173
Marg
Finn Jones is bro tier
>>70958164
The tunnel, english version of the swedish-danish series "Bron"
it earned him an emmy
>>70958173
>lose either some dumb fag or bloody Smirkfu
how is that even a question
>>70958200
fuck you
i will drop the show so hard if smirkfu dies
>>70958190
Gelding is only a small part of being Unsullied you know
>>70958230
No you won't. If you haven't quit already you never will.
>>70958185
>>70958203
Loras is alright
>>70958164
John Adams is insanely good.
>>70958199
yes, thats what i understood
>>70958173
It doesn't matter since they're both dying in episode 10
>>70958176
>>70958202
thanks,will check them out.
>>70958248
I'm a bit sad that she doesn't care about her lame husband. Would be cute.
>>70958199
No he was forced to eat his friend, Euron cut off his limbs and suspends him off a rafter
>>70958119
>things I make up as I got along
>>70957882
g
r
e
g
o
r
>>70957714
Can someone explain to me the end of episode 8 this season. Why were the masters attackings Daenerys' kingdom whatever the name of it is. Tyrion said he fucked up but I don't know what he's referring to. He said he negotiated a 7 year treaty with the masters but why are they attacking anyway?
>>70958202
Oh, he's in that as the british Martin Rohde? Bron was GOAT, will definitely have to check that one out too.
>>70958287
She does care about him. Tommen dying isn't part of the Highgarden master plan - if he dies, she won't be Queen anymore.
It's just that Cersei's gonna fuck everything up like usual and get Tommen killed
Jean Claude Juncker is nothing to me, nor Merkel neither. Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in Brussels? What do they know of the North or the Midlands? Even their Euro is wrong! Why shouldn't we rule ourselves again? It was Thatcher we voted for and now Thatcher is dead! There sits the only party I mean to pledge my vote for ... the BLOKE OF THE ISLES!
>>70958318
so dany can have another epic badass stronk women scene
>>70958297
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>70957747
maybe she is a retard irl just as in the series
>>70958333
trips of truth
>>70958318
His deal with the masters clued them in to the fact that Mereen is weak right now and Dany might not be present any more.
>still an entire day until ep9
j u s t
u
s
t
And they said Lommy Greenhands would never be a meme.
>>70958402
Don't get hype
It's probs gonna be shit cos they spent all their money on CGI Dragons and cock jokes
>>70958418
what the fucks a lommy
When she say she don't suck dick
>>70958424
>Implying cgi dragons isn't one of the reasons I'm still watching this shitshow
>bald penis-less man goes to Dorne to win the women of colour over for the strong liberated social-progressive woman of Meereen
>they form a broad front of women against the evil misogynist white men of Westeros
>mfw
ANALLY DESTROYED
N
A
L
L
Y
D
E
S
T
R
O
Y
E
D
>>70958462
Yes, she was in porn. Apparently for people who never had sex and protestants that's a big deal
>s-stay pure for me
>>70958402
Who is hyped for CIA and his deus-ex teleporting knights????
>>70958462
Sauce before it gets deleted?
>>70958487
hi george
>>70958459
Not gonna lie, they do look cool and all but you hardly see them doing anything cool. All they do is sit around and breathe a little bit of fire here and there.
>>70958462
Destroyed? Looks pretty comfy to be honest.
I want to fuck crying Bran!
>>70958487
Neither a virgin or a Christian and I still think it's a bit morally reprehensible to whore out your body like that.
>>70958501
just google his name
>>70958487
how's your wife's son going?
>>70958508
>I-am going to be your first?
>r-right?
*farts*
>>70958494
Stop it with your stupid memes. You should be asking how all those knights fit in his airplane.
So what was the theme of this season?
>>70958511
Hopefully ep9 will remedy that
>>70958534
Would you let a man fuck you in your shit pussy?
>>70958351
Our edges are sharp
>>70958548
Choosing violence. Seriously.
>>70958542
You do realize that the guy who is doing the cucking sort of automatically fucks a girl who is no virgin anymore, dont't you?
>>70958351
>"We do not get laid"
>>70958549
nah it will be episode 10. Bastardbowl is going to provide enough meme twists without the Dragons being released/stolen in the same episode.
>>70958534
If you put religion aside it's not different from destroying your body by working 8 hours shifts in a factory for 30 years.
>>70958549
You really like Dragons huh? Well hopefully we get some nice burning peeps soon
>>70958588
Yes it is different. Religion aside, I'd rather work a honest job then get jabbed in my pooper for money.
Reminder Stannis will come back and help Jon from the Boltons. Everyone expects it to be the Vale, but GoT is supposed to be unpredictable and that's the exact opposite of unpredictable.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>70958588
Working at a factory produces something. Good jobs actually contribute to society. Holy fuck you're degenerate.
>>70958164
I watched The Tunnel, it wasn't great but still pretty good
>>70958588
>it's not different from destroying your body by working 8 hours shifts in a factory for 30 years.
I think you'll find there are a number of differences in both timescale and execution, anon.
>>70958622
Then Stannis establishes his legitimacy in the North by marrying Sansa.
>>70958595
They'll burn the boats from overhead and severely damage the Slaver fleets. Then the Dickless Ironborns will come up the and destroy the rest of the boats.
>>70958588
>there are actual people who are this fucked in the head by liberal values
>>70958622
and... where will he get an army?
>>70958646
the Slaver's Bay situation is headed towards a big clusterfuck with someone stealing Viserion and Rhaegal in the midst of the chaos, which is the actual story function of the scenario. Dany will try to attack the fleet but it won't be decisive because the real purpose isn't for events to play out in a way anyone anticipated.
>>70958581
It's pretty much confirmed that ep9 will have Mereen too
>>70958595
Yeah, they're my manchildish guilty pleasure.
>>70958684
MOUNTAIN CLANSMEN
>>70958623
Ok, so it's not different from working in bank destroying your health.
>>70958613
How is it different? How is it not honest (if nobody gets cheated)? Working for other people who gain profit from your work is always exploitation at some level. You guys need to step up your philosophy game. Also you have religious values without being religious (see Weber protestant Ethics and stuff).
We got quite a few actors and actresses in Germany who started doing (soft) porn and no one cares. I always fine it funny how people here get triggered here by her doing porn.
Note: I think she appalling and shitty actress.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the sept of Baelor tomorrow
>>70958675
>American detected
I am opposed to most of liberal values. I hate Rawles and that deliberation bullshit but I guess this is too complex for you fucked up dichotomous world view.
>>70958693
>the Slaver's Bay situation is headed towards a big clusterfuck with someone stealing Viserion and Rhaegal in the midst of the chaos
Based on what? Quentyn arc ain't happening and even if it were whoever tries to steal them will like suffer the same fate and they'll just escape.
>>70958728
>>70958684
Mountain Clansmen and Braavosi sellswords the bank promised
>>70958701
you're right, it's entirely possible that Drogon will do some shit in episode 9, I just think the big stuff will wait for episode 10. if Dany can literally take out a fleet by herself on a dragon that is barely trained the show is full retard.
plus I wouldn't put it past the showrunners to refer back to the fact that Drogon was flapping away behind Dany to create artificial an delay in them being able to recover him to attack the fleet.
>>70958622
>Brienne messaged Salsa that she failed.
>She is going to ask for help from Azor Stannis
STANNIS CONFIRMED FOR ALIVE
Also where has Podrey been all this time? He just showed up last episode next to her.
I really hope the High Sparrow gets the bloodiest and messiest death of them all.
>>70958717
>German
>is a gigacuck
Why am I not surprised?
>>70958728
Reminder that Game of Thrones is a bastion of accurate sword-fighting depiction throughout history.
Yes, yes, well done Robb, well done Robb.
HOWEVER
>>70958761
>>70958437
we must all do our duty, no?
>>70958785
>is this all for show
>in a show
hmmmmmmm
HOW
EV
ER
>>70958743
>Quentyn arc ain't happening
I'm not only referring to them escaping from their vault or being carried off, I'm referring to them being magically bound to riders. remember in the books a big deal is being made of the dragonhorn being brought by Victarion and a Red Priest being available who knows how to use it. D&D haven't even mentioned that dragonhorns exist - it's possible that their plan is to reveal one totally out of left-field.
>>70958761
I am not German.
>>70958754
Maybe. They've got a lot of stuff to fit in 2 episodes even with that ~120min combined running time
>>70958717
I don't think you know what banks actually do. Let me guess... Sanders supporter?
>>70958816
>We got quite a few actors and actresses in Germany who started doing (soft) porn and no one cares.
Wat?
Yesh, yesh, well done Ramshay, well done Ramshay.
HOWEVER
>>70958785
they pretty clearly have the best people available. the show isn't always going for realism over effect.
So if Lord Commander Gerold was the White Bull. Who was the cuck?
I hope Yohn Royce leads the cavalry charge against the Boltons instead of Petyr since logically it makes more sense
>>70958785
>dual wielding 2 longswords
>accurate
>>70958687
ugh, he has a point
fuck this show
>>70958820
it's also that both Meereen and Bastardbowl are hugely important, as important as the Blackwater was individually. they really have no reason to do all of both in one episode.
>>70957714
Wanted Sansa to die since S1E1.. Bitch is the reason the Starks are fucked as they are.
He seemed nice.
>>70958861
wtf i hate GOT now
>>70958861
The entire Vale cast is male-dominated so that's pretty based
Would you feed your sister to your dragon if she's a bitch?
>>70958865
>meereen
>important
>reddit getting mad as fuck at pornstars
lmao
>>70958877
yes Ned's decision to tell Cersei he knew about the incest and politely ask her to leave Westeros on the first boat was incredibly intelligent of him. plus where he refused to back anyone to take the throne who was present. brilliant.
>>70958750
Stannis is proud of you all
>>70958865
But when you think about it, if that article is right and Dany and Yara meet in ep9 then the battle kind of has to be resolved at that point. Unless they send 20 good ships to sneak through the siege lines or some bullshit.
>>70958815
>D&D haven't even mentioned that dragonhorns exist - it's possible that their plan is to reveal one totally out of left-field.
A lot of things are possible. I'd say that's improbable though.
>>70958891
>>70958899
but littlefinger is evil. besides he is gonna bend over his ass to sansa
>>70957882
The part where a sparrow swings his faggy little hook at based Gregor and it just gets stuck in his armor. Then ofc the part where the big guy rips the sparrow's head off.
He's a big guy all right, no doubt he's going to crash this trial with no survivors.
>>70957964
Also reborn Jon is depressed and tired af
If he chopping trees all day long or something?
>Finally get to watch Battle of the Bastards
>D&D fucks it up somehow
How mad will you be?
>>70958952
I'm beyond being mad any more. Passion has gone.
>>70958952
I have faith in Sapochnik
>>70958952
Not mad at all. I'm used to D&D's shit.
>>70958952
I'm expecting nothing.
How can they be so incompetent?
>>70958173
>loras in books: strong and charismatic knight
>loras in show: gay, gay and gay once again
>>70958943
>all the other sparrows hustling over to stand in a group on the other side of the room so as to be in the right position for the next shot
I laffed and laffed
What are the chances of NK or Stannis or some other unexpected character to interrupt the BasterdBowl instead of LF in your opinion?
Also if LF comes and saves every major pro-Stark character will you be pissed?
>Sansa requests Littlefinger's help
>Could easily tell Jon to just wait for the giant army to show up so they don't lose loads of men for nothing
>lol nah let's be all secretive for no reason and let most of our forces be annihilated before the Vale forces get here
>>70958938
Was it love?
>>70958952
I view the show with the same detachment as someone watching a tank full of tropical fish at this point.
>>70959011
Isn't Ramsay the attacker here?
>>70958952
We already know how it goes and I'm already of the opinion that they fucked it up.
So ep 9 will just be one big battle? So ep 10 needs to wrap up a shit ton stuff in 40 minutes. Seriously, why can't HBO add more length to these episodes?
>>70958076
I appreciate your help m8
>>70959037
the last episode is about 70 minutes long
>>70958998
>Also if LF comes and saves every major pro-Stark character will you be pissed?
only if CIA does it just for sansa, and not as a step in his master plan
>>70959021
No. Jon has committed to marching on Winterfell and it's there that the battle will take place.
>>70958952
the actual war scenes will be well done, but there will be no logic behind how it plays out.
>>70958998
0% because leaks
>>70959014
aye
>>70959047
>the last episode is about 70 minutes long
Well I hope so.
>>70959084
was confirmed a while ago
>>70959047
>tfw I just desperately want the season to end with nothing major happening that might be a TWoW spoiler
God I hate that useless fat fuck, FINISH THE GOD DAMN BOOK ALREADY!
>>70959047
>the last episode is about 70 minutes long
to me this pretty much confirms surprise dragonhorn dragon theft and Meereen not being resolved next episode. otherwise even with bran R+L=J flashbacks and the Riverlands there is not going to be enough material.
>>70957887
To show how evil Ramsay is by killing him. I think I'm falling asleep already.
>>70959098
ADWD was effectively finished long before being published. GRRM does actually seem to hold onto books to make sure he knows where he's going with the next one before he publishes something that has to set it up.
>>70959103
The episode is called The Winds of Winter. It'll probably be the episode that the Wall comes down.
>>70957887
He would be the Lord of Winterfell
>>70959103
We're getting 60 minutes of Dorne.
>>70957887
he will definitely have a completely different role in the books, and in the show they hadn't figured out what they could get away with so they didn't simply cut the character.
>>70959114
Thank goodness, they certainly haven't established that yet.
>>70957738
YUCK
>>70958028
>implying Brienne isn't still a highlight of the show.
But, yeah, I'm glad that
>#badjudgementstannis
is gone.
>>70959128
>>70957887
In the books he's a victim of the scrapped five year jump.
In the show he's a victim of D&D wanting to set up Jon as King in the North.
>>70959121
no that will be the final episode of season 7.
>>70957838
you mean
fuck, marry, kill
Tell me how D&D "fucked up" the show according to you guys. It's the same shit it's always been, maybe the novelty is just wearing off on you but I haven't seen one, precise way the show has been worse uttered here only vague shit like "the pacing isn't the same", "the dialogue is worse".
Yes yes well done Ser Alliser
HOWEVER
>>70957887
le ebin shocking death scene and bad guys killing good guys. It's the only thing D&D understand.
>>70958203
this
>>70957838
>>70959163
It's kill, marry, fuck.
>>70958545
>he had a big plane
