boipucci edition
>>70952588
>>70955552
Maisie
Azor Beric
>>70955565
Nice Shrek cosplay.
1st for pedophilia
>>70955555
Hello Anons
As requested by King Robert Baratheon, Today we will be having our 1st Memesmoot
Please fill in:
>I am [X poster] of House [Cancer name]
>I bring [What do you bring to these /got/ threads]
Other Anons will vote whether you could stay or you should fuck-off
We update Robert's acceptable memes based on the results
Goodluck anons
>>70955578
dlete this
Here we go again, the night king poster. Meera poster. And Lommy faggot. The cancer begins yet again.
1st for /gameoftumblrs/ inevitably whining about how this thread is inappropriate.
>>70955614
>Meera poster
Here I stand.
he never found out where whores go
I just realized that Brienne looked retarded in season 2.
>fug where am my eyes :DDD
>I can't see anything xD
>Renly my love, I can't see you with this helmet ;-;
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70955605
I am Shitposter of house Meta
I bring arguments about what kind of shitposting is better than other kinds of shitposting
>She will never capture you alive as a salt husband
>She will never beat you and humiliate you everyday for being a weak greenlander
>>70955614
the fuck you say bitch?
>>70955628
Well at least she's better than Arya and Sansa. Carry on faggot.
Lommy posting and Meera posting have literally made me unable to come to these generals. I'm going to /r/freefolk, suck my dick you fags.
>>70955605
I am anon of House Banefort, and I heave upon this board news of Preston and how his wedding fares now that we know that he has a fiancée (fiancé mayhaps?).
>>70955644
Wow, did someone have a split stream?
>>70955668
Bane?
Reminder that this show is GRRM's legacy.
I am Lord Baiter of House Bait
I bring bait replies so I get several (You), and for the lulz.
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Lommy is, and always has been, a meme?
>>70955552
Will we see Oldtown?
>>70955663
Fucking newfags don't even know how bad off season /got/ was.
>>70955704
Probably next season
>>70955691
Ayy.
*nods respectfully*
*touches your stache*
>>70955704
No, faggot. Sam is taking Heartsbane to go slay the WW's himself.
>>70955663
(you)
>>70955605
I am CIA Poster of House Langley, I bring great Baneposting and big guys for you.
>>70955647
It must be such a sad thing being you, giggling to yourself behind your computer screen "hihi so funny they are quoting me, soon I will be a celebrity here".
Fuck off and die. Forced memes are the fucking worst.
>>70955726
Hearts,bane?
>>70955663
How mentally ill do you need to be to spend time making pictures like that
Maise and Isaac used to be cute. What happened? God has not been kind to them
>>70955711
>Nawitt Thenzz
What did he mean by this? Was it High Valyrian?
Azor Dayne confirmed.
Cast him.
>>70955605
I am no one from house black and white
I bring death to a girl
>>70955605
I am Lurker of House BANTI, and I bring only shitposting if I'm directly asked to do so.
>>70955605
I am Bane o'bigguy of house 4 yews
I want more memes
>>70955771
He meant that the high sparrow is Azor Ahai
>>70955772
Moon Boy
>>70955605
I make various Theon Greyjoy and Preston Jacobs OC
These may not be "memes" but I believe they're quality additions
Some of my notable work:
>Comfy Theon
>Theon returning to the Iron Islands captioned as Anon and /got/
>Azor Theon copypasta
>Theon gets volcano cock in episode 10 copypasta (now out of use because of the direction the show went)
>Volcano cock image with Theon overlayed
>Preston meeting GRRM and his deep thought bubble being about Heinlein, Frost, 1000 Worlds, Nuclear war, telekinesis, while the only things on GRRM's mind are food and Sibel Kekilli
>Preston as Rhaegar and Salad Dressings as Bobby B at the Trident shoop
>Preston as Stannis and Salad Dressing as Brienne shoop
>Alfie Allen hanging out with various castmembers as I describe an imaginary scene and describe everyone who isn't Alfie as their GoT characters
>>70955772
Jon snows retarded half brother
>>70955605
I am Kinvara poster of the Lord of Light
I bring webms of a comely Semitic lass
>>70955552
crying bran in s2 gives me a huge boner
>>70955605
I am Lommy of House Maymay
I bring the dankies.
>>70955772
Falia Flowers as long as he shaves.
dont mind me
>>70955555
>>70955797
Excellent, my lord.
>>70955605
I am Ozgeposter of House Lyanna
I bring qts
I don't watch this show. But how awesome would it be for her to get blacked by one of the mud races?
>>70955758
Isaac grew up to be fucking gorgeous. You just have poor taste in men. Disgusting straightfag
>>70955829
even worse, she got MANLETED
>>70955817
>>70955742
>implying all memes are not forced
Enjoying your time off from school, kiddo?
>>70955691
Scenario for next episode
Jon got beaten badly wildlings in disarray,
>CIA deus-ex teleporting to the field.
stares down at Jon Snow
>was geting smashed part of your plan?
they had a big army
>for you!
*rides away*
10/10 would watch
>>70955552
obligatory
>>70955565
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70955797
good lad
>>70955874
I'm glad we get CIA next episode. I miss him and Varys together.
>>70955797
>>Preston meeting GRRM and his deep thought bubble being about Heinlein, Frost, 1000 Worlds, Nuclear war, telekinesis, while the only things on GRRM's mind are food and Sibel Kekilli
>>Preston as Rhaegar and Salad Dressings as Bobby B at the Trident shoop
>>Preston as Stannis and Salad Dressing as Brienne shoop
Seems that we share similar interests my good man. I look forward to once again collaborating with you for the last two episodes. What memes did you intend on bringing this board now that we've been disclosed that Preston has a fiancée? I wanted to shop him and Myrcella attending a wedding, as that's clearly his ASoIaF waifu (four videos devoted to her!).
>>70955614
>nohnawhitendz
what did he mean by this?
>>70955605
I am Yellow King of house Carcosa
I bring god-tier opening credits and continuity
P-P-P-PREEEEEEEEESTON JAAAAAAAAAAACOBS
>>70955826
>tfw yesterday i jerked one off to the roach
fuck you m8
>>70955915
Iktfb
I jerked off to anzu several times
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>>70955895
I'm not sure yet. I had a very long sleep yesterday so I have yet to watch his Episode 8 Q&A (going to watch soon though). Usually meme pics just come to me by spur of the moment reactions to his videos, I don't usually plan them out
>>70955965
>moment reactions to his videos, I don't usually plan them out
I'll know to be on the lookout for them then.
cast her
>>70955605
I am Lord Eddard of House Stark.
I bring a funny accent.
>>70955990
spoiler tag that shit senpai
>>70955965
>>70955988
why don't you lick each others assholes already
>>70955801
so, satin
>>70955826
FUCK OFF UGLYANNA
KAYA BEST LYANNA
>>70955915
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>70955924
WHO THE FUCK IS ANZU
>>70955605
I am Lord Vague of House Business.
I bring Carices, for all, from the lowliest peasant to the highest lord.
VALYRIAN STEEL KATANA WHEN?
>>70955772
Crow's Eye
do you think they'll kill ramsay?
>>70955605
I am lord Mimarow of house Plying.
Our words are >implying implications
I bring complaints about Kinvaraposter, >greentext, lame puns, and a variety of other (You)'s.
>>70956001
It already happened and it wasn't fun. So no.
>>70955874
Now i wanna watch lotr again
CAST HER
>>70956047
fuck off mate
>>70955772
The fires of Mount Doom.
>>70956047
G O A T
O
A
T
>>70955578
Don't.
>>70956081
unironically the queen of /got/
>>70956081
Dany in the inevitable "20 years later" fashforward when she's invaded the Iron Throne.
Dany can't have children so she'll become feminist vermin either way. Women who can't be mothers always go crazy.
>>70956081
In irons
>>70956095
Either post her fat ass or dont post her at all
>>70956081
Child of the Forest.
>We made the white walkers to defend ourselves against MEN. REEEEEEEEEE
>>70956066
No, his 20 good men will kill all of Jon's army by themselves. Then Ramsay will kill Jon and Sansa and teleport to Kings Landing and become the king.
>>70956078
Just watch game of rips, they ripping off 300 and LOTR anyway, D&D are xenomorphs and borgs!
0:41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77kj9xhwrA4
>>70955605
I am anon of house Crossboard.
I bring nothing but rape and plunder.
cast him
>>70956123
'no'
>>70956142
No
>>70955797
This is all true, but don't forget that it was I who coined the term "volcano cock".
>George asked him "How the fuck do you write so fast? I have a good six months and crank out 3 chapters, meanwhile you wrote 3 books in that time!"
How many chapters were in ADwD?
GRRM's been writing TWoW for 6 years now. So that's 36 chapters.
>>70955605
I am a Preston poster of House Salad dressing
I bring links to the best commentaries, theories and memes
>>70956200
Around 70 I believe.
SIX MORE YEARS.
Bravo Gurm.
>>70956081
into a well
>>70956188
>>70956081
Lady Dustin
>>70956081
Catelyn Tulley
>Littlefinger arrives in the battle with the army of the Vale
>looks at Wun Wun in amazement
>"you're a big guy"
How likely is this to happen?
So the faceless guy just wanted to save his life when he said "now you are nobody", right?
>>70956081
Brienne
>>70955620
Where's the zoomed in panty shot
>>70956200
72 in aprox 1000 pp, but GRRM said he has like 1800 draft pages for AWoW and the begining of ADOS.
My mom saidI'm a meme.
forced meme
is forced
Our boy 2bh lads
>>70956263
that's how it felt to me
that kinda ruins the whole mysterious character, he's just a man after all
>>70955797
So I have you to thank for this
>>70956325
That's not Preston "Chicago pizza" Jacobs.
>>70955772
what the fuck does it say on his arms?
>>70956350
It's elvish luv
Tyrion hasn't had any good scenes since he crossbowed his dad on the shitter.
His writing has become meme tier. Prove me wrong.
>>70956345
I was refering to characters only. Of course, Preston is our boy in real life.
>>70956345
Chicago pizza isn't pizza. It is a casserole.
>>70956095
i love her
we'd made cute babies
>>70956360
We all agree with you.
>>70955605
Anon of House Posting
I mostly make OC and sometimes waifupost
>>70956275
>GRRM said he has 1800 draft pages of TWoW and ADoS
When was this?
All we know is that his editors confirmed last year (or was it the year before?) that he has 168 pages submitted.
And those could possibly contain pages that were cut from ADwD.
>>70956395
no you wouldn't
>>70956411
yes
>>70955552
Great thread OP
>>70956434
he got so ugly
>>70955605
I am DAYNEposter of House Darkstar, and I am of the night
I bring you all the copypastas of your beloved Darkstar. After all, your rightful liege lord is both the most handsome and the strongest character in all of Westeros.
Just think about it. Is there a character in all of Westeros who could defeat Darkstar?
Mind you, I'm talking about Sir Gerold 'Darkstar' of House Dayne of High Hermitage, who is of the night, most handsome man in all of Dorne, with thick silver hair that falls to his collar like a silver glacier, divided by a streak of midnight black. I'm talking about a knight in his prime equipped with the mythical blade Dawn, ancestral greatsword of the House of Dayne of Starfall, pale as milkglass, sharp and strong as valyrian steel but forged from the heart of a fallen star. I'm talking about a man most able in both martial abilities (including but not limited to swordplay, spearplay and archery) and political savvy, not afraid of plotting and treachery for his own betterment, and who has the highest confirmed '10-year old girl mutilation'-record in the entire known world of 'A Song of Ice and Fire'.
Yes yes, well done Lannisters, well done LannistersHOWEVER
>>70956200
who is he talking about? some total hack like stephen king?
>>70956200
>guys, it's a joke
>calm down
>I actually write slower than this :^)
Help me /got/
I should care about whats happening in Kingslanding because.....?
There is literally nothing that engages me during those scenes, I could not give a single shit as to what happens to the characters that are in Kingslanding,
>Cersei's trial
The only thing that hyped me for this was the chance for the Bowl, confirming thats not gonna happen turned the shitt off of me
>Olenna Tyrell
The only reason I used to love her scenes was because she always seemed to BTFO cersei in Season 5, except in Season 6 everybody keeps getting BTFO by Bernie
>High Sparrow
Oh look its him talking to somebody in a room then asks to sit because his knees, bored the shit out of me
>Tommen, Margery and the rest of the Tyrells
Seriously I dont give a shit to these characters anymore, except that the show expects you to give a shit for the implication that the Tyrells could join forces with Dorne, but these characters are boring as fuck
>Jaime lannister
Had high hopes but turns out he'd been just a fuccboi
>Cersei Lannister
This honestly is the worst part of KL plot, I really dont give a shit about her anymore, she has lost any sign of depth for her character, where is her madness? her obsession? her paranoia of the prophecy? every scene with Cersei is just Lena whispering, giving vague threats and getting btfo, its either that or shes fucking Jaime
fuck it.
Kingslanding died with Tywin.
>>70956447
Shut the fuck up. You're either a pedophile or a heterosexual. Either way, disgusting
Has anyone got the Baelish and the Vale saving the day as CIA pasta?
>>70956490
y
>>70956350
DAMAGED
Got something to say? Didn't fucking think so.
>>70956505
I'm /cuteboys/.
>>70956490
He interviewed King, once of his favourite writers.
Reminder that:
GRRM went to a con months ago.
GRRM was sick a month ago
GRRM went to see his relatives a few weeks ago.
GRRM went to New York to eat pizza a week ago.
GRRM was "too depressed to move" a few days ago because one of his buddy died.
GRRM was busy interviewing Stephen King a day ago.
He very likely hasn't opened WordStar in the past 3 months.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10515632
http://www.strawpoll.me/10515632
http://www.strawpoll.me/10515632
>>70956550
dont worry buddy, d&d will write the ending for you
>>7095654
Kate Hudson looking a little rough there
>>70956541
Yes, Isaac was a cute kid. The cutest, even. But that is not something you should be attracted to sexually you degenerate swine.
Grown up Isaac is, on the otherhand, quite good looking.
>>70956550
>WordStar
ayooo so
*grabs cock*
you be sayin
*rapes his brothers*
hol up
*kill two of his younger brothers*
you be sayin
*rapes his brother's wife*
ayoo hol up
*sails to valyria*
you be sayin
*kill his brother*
that im so kind of
*blows dragon horn*
HOL UP
*gets elected king*
You be saying im some
*raids the shield islands*
ayoo hol up
*rapes the women*
you be saying im some
*sacrifices his unborn son*
GOD AND SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ??
>>70955605
I bring the /Highgarden/ master plan
>>70956585
you forgot the VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOUR
>>70956584
WORDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
WORDSTARHIPHOP
>>70955605
I am Cereal For-Real poster of House Bravo
Though my posts are few and far between I always bring important reminders of not only Syrio Forel being alive, but that he is also disguised as Meryn Trant.
>>70956395
post face
>>70956563
I truly believe we'll get the book at the end of the year. November to December sounds about right.
If he misses his FOURTH deadline, then it'll be out before season 7.
If he misses his FIFTH deadline, then it'll come out after the 7th season. That gives him an additional 2 months.
If he misses his SIXTH deadline, then that's it.
It'll never come out.
I'm giving the Fat Bastard a lot of leeway.
>>70956395
She's mine though.
>>70956581
>But that is not something you should be attracted to sexually you degenerate swine.
IDGAF.
>>70956621
kys
>>70956630
no kys
>>70956585
You forgot valyrian armour, drinking nightshade, and cutting out tongues.
>>70955605
I am Dillane/Stannis poster of house /maturemen/
I bring Dillane pictures and occasional discussion
>>70956597
god she's perfect
>>70956505
>or a heterosexual
yeah i'm a girl how did you know
>>70956641
'no'
reminder that king tommen baratheon is a concealed badass
>>70956563
It'll be a Christmas release for this year hopefully
>>70956621
I am Aemon.jpg and STENNIS LE MENNIS poster of House Jon Autist.
I got bored of spamming and getting banned every thread tbqh lads.
>>70956641
>is ugo
>wants cute children
keep dreaming fag
>>70956675
why is she so cute?
>>70956657
I recommend that film
>>70956550
>Leave Winds of Winter to us!
>>70956689
she's not
>>70956671
V A N C O U V E R
>>70956705
kek, yes she is
>>70956641
>kys
When will this shitty underaged twitter-/b/ meme die?
If you want to tell someone to kill themselves, say it. Don't be a cowardly little faggot who's too afraid to actually say it.
Kill yourself.
>>70956047
>>70956095
kaya <3
>>70956689
I dunno, she just is.
>>70956571
DELETE THIS!!!
NOW!
>>70956697
What about this film?
>>70955632
I've seen this scene many times and I just now realised that's Brienne
>>70955605
I am the Hand of Azor Jon of House.Autism.
I copy the Based Jonautists posting style and perpetuate his shitposting for the sake of perserving /got/ culture when he's offline/sleeping. Sometimes I also false flag as the Stannisautist. Just here for the shitposting tbqh.
>>70956657
Objectively, she's pretty ugly actually, with a disappointing body. But there is something about her that just makes you want to fuck her soooo bad.
>>70956729
kys, pookie
OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting
God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu
Brettygud tier
>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu
fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone
>>70956504
I agree KL has been really dull this season, but i can tell you Cersei's madness is coming back soon
>>70956701
>autists
The World of Ice and Fire is not canon and garbage.
>>70956727
kek
>>70956657
how can she be so ratlike and so hot simultaneously
she literally makes no sense
>>70956746
That's a music video. She's a great actress
>>70956739
>Blue eyes and freckles on a Jewess
Recipe for success.
>>70956764
>pookie
What did it mean by this?
>>70956756
B A S E D
>>70956791
That's a pretty sweet crown she's got there
>>70956757
she's very confident, that's her secret
>>70956795
>>70956756
>>70956796
We still see you jonautist
Is the ASOIAF community the MOST cucked fanbase there is?
GURM really hates doctors, likes eating, and spews bile at people who are concerned about his health and hopes he starts living healthier.
With so many writers dying before their opus magnum are finished, and the fans GURM has built over the years, I can't imagine him doing anything but giving the biggest FUCK YOU ever witnessed to his fans than dying of some fat-related illness soon.
Leaks when?
>>70956771
fuck off m8, stoya is fucking gorgeous
>>70956816
Idk what it is, but it definitely works
>>70956854
tomorrow at 9 pm est.
>>70956701
Cast theminto the ocean with no lifevests[/spoilers]
Jumping the shark
>>70956447
bitches be jelly
High Valyrian:
> Aeksion Ondos
Gold Hand
> Aeksio Onos
Lord Light.
>>70956813
It really is, but isn't it a tiara?
>>70956884
>those blood marks
Stupid. Ramsay obviously wasn't cut since he's not bleeding out, but the marks shouldn't look like that if it's from someone else's blood because blood doesn't splash like that.
>>70956884
List of Fookin' Legends:
>Karl Tanner
>Ramsey Bolton
>Arthur Dayne
Am I missing anybody?
>>70956884
I don't look forward to this next episode, seeing Jon's shitty army get trampled will be fun and all but based Ramsay is set up to lose to muh Vale and that shitty meme character played by a shitty meme actor.
>>70956188
fuck off reddit
>>70956927
I don't geddit
>>70955605
I am Driver of House Autism
I bring toothpicks..... real bean
>>70956917
>shitty meme character played by a shitty meme actor
>not addressed to Ramsay
>>70956916
dark starrr, stannis, euron (books),
A naked Obama is in your kitchen doing a crossword puzzle, he refuses to leave, what do you do?
Randyll Tarly vs Stannis
>>70956971
oh, and oberyn martell
>>70956994
Well, only one of them is alive, so...
>>70956916
The guy who fucks his sister and pushes kids from towers.
>>70956985
ask him to buy me a drone
>>70955605
Iam the cunnyposter of the house of cunny I bring pictures of cunnies funposting and much more make me your king and I will bring you to a new era of /got/
>>70956971
Stannis is an autist in both books and show, nothing legendary about him
He's just a likeable autist in the books and unlikable in the show
>>70957034
hory shiet who is that? going to fap to her later.
>>70956939
Why is she so perfect?
>>70955632
Renly had the best armors. The other armies look retarded. Especially the Highgarden soldiers
>>70957023
You mean the crippledest cuckold? Pass.
what was the point of revealing that melly is an old hag? they didn't take that plotline anywhere
>tfw dusty mesa is asleep
>>70956884
Can Ramsay's twenty good man last against Arya, though?
>>70957045
Lily kruk
>>70957023
Jaime doesn't dual wield.
>>70955605
I am lord Feg of house Faggot
I bring shitposting and occasional discussion about characters/themes/plot
>>70957104
cheers
>>70956467
Barristan Selmy would smoke him.
>>70956701
Never seen a more pathetic pair of nerd fags.
Edmure surrendered his castle and condemned his uncle to death just because he wanted to save his son, a half-Frey fucking shit.
>>70957136
Smoke him like he smoked the Golden Muslims?
Game of Thrones season 26
>Cersei overhears the conversation of pregnant Arya and King Gendry in the toilet
>later she confronts her and pushes her off the stairs out of jelaousy
>Daenerys struggles to decide her outfit for the 2nd wedding of Jon and Margaery; Sansa gives her a precious advice
>children of Brienne and Tormund are tutored by Littlefinger while they take a weekend trip to Asshai
>Grey Worm trains with the Night King, who is impressed by his training in the arts of cold magic
>Robert Stark and Joffrey II fancy each other and decide to keep their relationship a secret from Jon
>Winterfell is attacked by the foreign merceneries led by Viserys Targaryen, thought to be dead
>Daenerys takes a time off and visits the Emperor of Yi Ti
>>70956701
Major case of secondhand embarassment everytime I see this photo
>>70957148
>half frey
if his son dies, dies the heir of the head of house tully
>>70957136
>lelmy
>>70957148
*wanted to save House Tully
the alternative choice would have meant extinction of their House
Radmure did nothing wrong
I hate to break it you guys but if you're posting the same picture +5 times over the course of a week you are most likely suffering from a bad case of Autismo
>>70957171
But what if it's a dank meme?
>>70955628
She would make a great 50's housewife
>>70957163
>>70957166
Tully can't do shit either way. His son is more of a Frey heir than a Tully one, Edmure can't do shit.
>>70957148
Daily reminder that Jamie was bluffing.
>>70957166
You are objectively wrong. Blackfish could still knock up some bitch, even if Edmure died. The name would survive. Edmure was a faggot, but he was justified. Those soldiers were colossal faggots and nothing justifies them. They should be hanged by their balls until dead and fed to Ramsey's dogs.
>>70957171
Comments like this haven't changed anything in the past and won't change anything now. But thanks for sharing.
>>70957152
Yeah at 70 years old he's mortal now.
>>70957164
>Dayne?
>>70957156
>Major case of autism
You do realize mentally healthy people never feel secondhand embarassment, right?
