A BABY IS NO ONE edition
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>>70930367
azor jon
hold the door was retarded as fuck and its disgusting that people here liked it
Azor Jon
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70932272
already looked like a mong
>It's a Jon saves the season episode
>>70932304
>>70932320
>>70932328
who are you people?
>>70932328
>>70932359
Look its the quasimodo spammer
Post your folder you obsessed fuck
>>70932375
Just somebody who follows Azor Ahai
>>70932304
>>70932328
>>70932320
This is ridiculously funny. Never change lads.
Preston
Pick one.
this general got completely taken over by re**it ddint' it
I don't know, it's dressing
Any cordy in the leaks?
>>70932316
>George came up with hold the door in 1991
>he's such a lazy fuck someone else spoiled the reveal a quarter of a century later
>we will never have an anime depicting the events of the war of the ninepenny kings
>>70932444
>>70932438
S1 bran. He made my dick tickle, especially after he got paralyzed
>>70932472
Based ninepenny!
>>70932438
First edition Arry, 2bh, so second from the top.
>>70932438
I liked these pictures
>>70932316
>HOLD THE DOOR YOU FUCKING NIGGERS HOLD THE DOOR YOU FUCKING SLANT-EYED CHINKS
Yeah, anon. Did they really need all those racial slurs as well?
Azor Quasimodo
>>70932447
only confirmed flashback is the end of ToJ with the older Lyanna
There's a claim of a Harrenhal flashback too but that would most likely be with the older Lyanna as well
>>70932472
>>70932499
So you think she was a slag before the show? Did this show turn her into a slut?
>>70932359
>>70932438
>>70932514
Why is this guy so obsessed with calling Arya ugly?
>>70932499
Last thread got me thinking how much different everything could be if Theon has just remained loyal to the Starks?
>Theon writes to Robb
>he moves north to prep against ironborn
>never meets Jeyne / Talisa
>ends up marrying hot Frey daughter, red wedding never happens
And it makes so much more sense for Balon to have joined with them. What does the north have when he could have raided the even more vulnerable / wealthy westerlands and reach?
Ironborn are really fucking retarded.
>>70932531
because she is ?
Will we see a flashback where Littlefinger gets his shit kicked in by Brandon?
>>70932542
In order of appearance
10/10
9/10
7/10
2/10
4/10
SEASON 7 CASTING CALL
The first is a 16-year-old Northern girl. They’re looking for an actress with a northern accent to take part in what’s being called “a high-stakes scene with leading cast members.” Her physical description isn’t specified, except for her needing to be white.
The second role is for a 10-year-old Northern boy. He appears to be a part of the same “high-stakes” scene as the teenage girl.
>>70932526
It was destiny
so how much shit is George keepin back for the books.
Are there any mysteries left to be solved that haven't already got a good guess?
Is it even possible for him to introduce new mysteries in the books going forward or is it all colculusion now?
>>70932525
>>70932580
why does arya have a beard?
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>70932542
1st best
>>70932569
source, you jackass
>>70932438
She was so hot in season 4
>>70932569
link?
>>70932542
S3 Bran was perfect
>>70932552
So thats your only motivation?
Do you furiously shitpost over every ugly actress you come across?
>>70932517
cordy can ride a horse though, and she can speak with northern accent though. Ozge probably can't do either of these things.
>>70932593
>>70932328
STOP
>>70932610
I wonder if there's a straight man on earth who wouldn't bang that.
>>70932569
Lyanna x Howland Reed getting bullied scene?
>>70932598
>>70932604
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-7-casting-begun/
>>70932569
>Her physical description isn’t specified, except for her needing to be white.
OY VEY
>>70932614
How did you get in this thread without going to /tv/
>>70932517
>>70932621
Tourney yes, but we still dont know which one. its either Harrenhal or Lannisport
>>70932593
NEVER MIND
>>70932272
>Ser Kevan. Forgive me if you can...
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70932657
HOWEVER
>>70932338
I get you, He's outnumbered 4:1 from what I've seen but I am of the understanding that there are no more houses to rally.
Also ramsey initated the conflict with his threats against the wildling civvies and sansa, they were forced into acting now.
If im in jons situation, reaally not sure how I would proceed, the wildlings are likely great individual warriors but shitty team fighters. For me the entire victory rest on the correct application of wun wun, and a bit of sun tsu psychology (make sure the wildlings know they have no course of retreat and the must win or die, make sure the boltons can retreat any time they so choose)
either way I'm looking forward to picking apart jons battle tactics next episode, growing up as a lords bastard and being lord commander of the watch he should be highly educated in such things
>tfw one of the only 3 people in the world that cares about the politics in mereen
>>70932614
its fun to trigger people who are faping to her
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70932675
Top yourself
>>70932663
kill yourself
>>70932594
Solid taste, anon.
>>70932359
You are doing gods work. She is disgusting.
>>70932681
>i make joke
Pay attention anon
>>70932580
>>70932525
>>70932472
>>70932488
>HYLE HUNT: The War of the Ninepenny Kings?
>MERIBALD: So they called it, though I never saw a king, nor earned a penny. It was war, though. That it was.
>>70932272
>>70932304
>>70932320
Based Jon's cousin thread, thank you OP.
And thank you, Jonbros.
>>70932691
Found the dannyboytbh
jon and the wildlings get butt raped by the boltons and they shoot rickon with an arrow to the back as rickon runs toward jon and salsa.
all seems lost and it looks like the boltons will win.
last 10 mins of the episode and...
jamie fooking lannister shows up with an RKO out of nowhere.
hes all like "muh honor, must redeem muhself and keep true to my word"
brings tully force with him and they rape the fuck out of the boltons. jamie goes home to fuck cercei.
>>70932674
>but I am of the understanding that there are no more houses to rally.
So you weren't even paying attention? Sansa says they could visit the Cerwyns.
>Also ramsey initated the conflict with his threats against the wildling civvies and sansa, they were forced into acting now.
Ramsay has done nothing after that, they're the ones marching on Winterfell.
>>70932652
Wait, is lannisport where the knight of the laughing tree happened or Harrenhal? Which tourney happeend first.
>>70932705
based comfy.png poster
thank you
>>70932660
>topkek
>>70932681
She meant tee hee but added a hee hee because autism
>>70932550
>playing CK II AGOT mod as the Greatjon
>marrying my sons and daughters to Manderlys and Mormonts to strengthen our alliance against the Boltons and Freys
>Robb never loses a battle
>marries Roslin Frey
>who gives birth to little Rickard Stark
>spymaster uncovers Bolton plots
>Roose dies in battle
>imprison Ramsay and his wife
>torture Ramsay and rape his wife
>Ramsay eventually escapes my dungeons
>flees to Ibb
>continually tries to ransom his wife and send assassins
>idontthinkso.jpeg
>spymaster uncovers Karstark plot against me through my daughter in law Alys
>imprison and rape her
>march north to save the wall from wildlings and white walkers
>Mance dies in battle against the White Walkers, along with the succession of 5 other Kings Beyond the Wall after him, including Tormund
>King Robb is literally undefeated in the War of the Five Kings
>something like 45-0
>King Joffrey and the Lannisters of Kings Landing die of greyscale
>inadvertently help Stannis claim the Iron Throne
>he has no interest in coming North so long as we have no interest in coming South
>sends an army to garrison the Wall and prepare for the Long Night
>somehow Janos Slynt becomes Lord Commander of the Watch after Jeor Mormont dies
>Jon becomes a recruiter like Yoren
>>70932594
why are shotas so cute?
>At Harrenhal the tubs had been huge, and made of stone. The bathhouse had been thick with the steam rising off the water, and Jaime had come walking through that mist naked as his name day, looking half a corpse and half a god. He climbed into the tub with me, she remembered, blushing. She seized a chunk of hard lye soap and scrubbed under her arms, trying to call up Renly’s face again.
>>70932660
stop out-memeing me
i wanted to copy dusty mesa guy with my own version
>>70932715
what does melly do? surly ep1 reveal will have a pay off this season
>>70932674
Don't get too excited, there probably won't be any tactics at all. It's going to be a full face charge with Jon almost losing and suddenly LF
>>70932722
Lannisport is Viserys' birth, it happened first
Lannisport = Cordy
Harrenhal = Roach
Cordy is said to have more scenes though, so far she only had 1
>>70932721
I always watch it stoned sorry for forgetting 1 line of dialogue
but I only really wanted to talk about the battle itself
>>70932474
TOP KEK
>>70932657
literally who?
>>70932741
I dunno
>>70932715
It won't happen, but I would actually love to see that. It would mean a lot for Jamie's character and sort of act as a way to reunite the kingdoms before the invasion.
>>70932652
If it's Lannisport we better get cutey Arthur Dayne back
>HOW WILL EP 9 END?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
>>70932681
REMOVE USURPER remove usurper
you are worst baratheon. you are the baratheon idiot you are the baratheon smell. return to crownlands. to our crownlands cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,lannisters we will never forgeve you. casterly rascal FUck but fuck asshole baratheon stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..usurper genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead baratheon..ahahahahah LANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget aegon's landing. starks we kill the king , starks return to your precious winterfell….hahahahaha idiot baratheon and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE USURPER FROM THE PREMISES.
>>70932756
>Roach
What?
>>70932776
i'm sickened but curious
>>70932800
pretty sure we could get him in both.
the only clues we have based on the dialogue is that Hodor was already hodor
>>70932805
Littlefinger showing up would be too obvious.
How about a time traveling ned shows up to smash the boltons
>>70932836
>>70932776
>>70932741
>>70932610
>>70932594
PEADOPHILES GET OUT
>>70932800
Was his sister at Lannisport?
Did he think she's crazy?
>Tfw Jon is gonna carry the episode of the season AGAIN
>>70932821
khaloreesi is the worst
>>70932833
it means turkish in /pol/ slang
>>70932833
if reddit and tumblr fags are right, we get /uglyanna/ a very hairy cockroach
Was this the worst character ever written?
>>70932438
add the babby
>>70932874
3 in a row now?
>>70932805
None of those things will happen.
>>70932328
HEE LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
viserys and daenerys weren't brother and sister. She was his aunt but he didn't know that.
CUTE!
If waif killed Arya then Jaqen would have killed waif. She was not no one.
Which one would we see in Harrenhal?
Why are there so many newfags here today?
>>70932869
I Thought the daynes were andals who just happened to lord in dorne
>>70932542
>revenge of the anglo genes
>Tfw I can't make fun of dany because I've aged more horribly in the same amount of time
So when little finger saves jonsa, does that mean the whole "fired what Ramsay did to me" scene was only there so she could deny his help and ask for it again for the big Damn heroes moment?
>>70932958
5 or 6 are the most appropriate just because they look the most like an aged up #1
>>70932962
Daynes are originally a First Men family but Dornish.
>>70932923
Wait...
>>70932962
First Men
>>70932958
5 a qt
>>70932958
Muh backstory autists are the fucking worst
Who cares what happened at Harrenhal? Its irreelvant
>>70932985
Guess what*
Sorry, mobile.
>share a thread with literal pedos
wtf is wrong with you people
is it ironic?
>>70932973
>can't make fun of somebody on a Tiawanese ladyboi bulletin board because of self body shaming issues
>actually being this super omega beta
fall on your sword, life has no meaning
>>70932438
>mfw this happened to me too
Cute kid, and now ugly adult. Heh.
Glad that even some celebrities succumb to the same growth process.
>>70932923
Never ever post again.
>>70932996
>>70933004
I meant this just said the wrong thing silly me
the regular dornish arent andals or 1st men they are something else?
The most beautiful in all of the Seven Kingdoms
>>70933031
If it's the honourable thing to do....
EL JUSTOOOOO!!!!!!' Dannyboytbh I found you!
>>70932958
This one.
>Daenerys
>Viserys
>Varys
Preston Q&A when?
>>70932740
>imprison and rape
Glad that I'm not the only one who does this to my enemies. Wives, daughters, mothers, granddaughters, none are spared. What's best is when they give birth, I legitimize the child and claim their title for my bastard son, removing their house forever.
>>70933048
>There were three sorts of Dornishmen, the first King Daeron had observed. There were the salty Dornishmen who lived along the coasts, the sandy Dornishmen of the deserts and long river valleys, and the stony Dornishmen who made their fastnesses in the passes and heights of the Red Mountains. The salty Dornishmen had the most Rhoynish blood, the stony Dornishmen the least.
>All three sorts seemed well represented in Doran’s retinue. The salty Dornishmen were lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair streaming in the wind. The sandy Dornishmen were even darker, their faces burned brown by the hot Dornish sun. They wound long bright scarfs around their helms to ward off sunstroke. The stony Dornishmen were biggest and fairest, sons of the Andals and the First Men, brownhaired or blond, with faces that freckled or burned in the sun instead of browning.
>>70933064
orrenda
>>70932937
CUTE!
>>70933054
Reminder that NORTHERN FUCKIN SHITS ruined the most honorable house in all the lands.
>>70933064
Fuck off faggot
>>70933048
Yeah, Rhoynar.
That's why women can inherit there as well
I feel GRRM overly focuses on physical features such as eye colour and hair colour to compensate for the fact he is a shitty writer who can't do a good written character description without literally stating their features
THIS WORST THREAD I SEE ON PATROL
I REPORT YOU ALL
THEY SAY DRAGONS HAVE 3 HEADS, (R)haella died giving birth to Dany, (L)yanna died giving birth to Jon, (J)oanna died giving birth to Tyrion all RLJ
I MAKE JOKE
>>70933117
He might just be autistic
>>70933100
Make her eyes purple
>>70933100
>that reflection of what is clearly a modern day phtotography shoot in the gold bead on her neck strap thing
FUCK THIS SHITTY SHOW THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK D&D HACKS, WHY CAN'T THEY PAY ATTENTION TO THE SMALL THINGS LIKE LOTR MY IMMERSION IS TOTALLY RUINED
FUCKING DROPPED
>>70933064
pedofilo della merda
>>70933135
So who will kill Grey Worm in the battles to come?
>>70933092
>imprison Alys Umber (Karstark)
>rape her in my dungeons
>shes pregnant
>trial goes my way
>choose to keep her under house arrest rather than executed
>she's carrying my seed after all
>gives birth
>legitimize him
>make my son, Alys husband, raise him
keep your women on lock Harrion, fucksake
When I went north to fight the wildlings and others the Greatjon was fucking everything with a gash. I was sending a steady stream of bastards back to Last Hearth. The wife was thrilled.
why is she so perfect bros?
>>70932467
>George came up with hold the door in 1991
incorrect, kiddo
>>70932905
For a long time, up until only a few episodes ago, I thought people called her waif in short for "waifu".
I haven't read the books past the first one.
>>70932272
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70933161
>>that reflection of what is clearly a modern day phtotography shoot in the gold bead on her neck strap thing
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>70933178
Professional shoot
>>70932681
"breed me with your white child"
>>70933064
Too cutsey to be Lyanna imo
>>70932770
it's the actor that plays Varys
>>70933194
kek, not even 2 pounds of make up can save that face
>>70932272
>>70933194
>>70933204
yes, there is absolutely nothing wrong with professional shoots
>>70933178
>those placed dried starfish in the shot
REEEE FUCK THIS IT LOOKS SO UNREALISTIC MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS COMPLETELY RUINED
WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE ANYTHING LOOK REALISTIC
>>70933084
Varys is time travelling Dany confirmed. He doesn't have a penis because he's a girl, he shaves his head to conceal his beautiful Targaryen hair
>watched S06E01 for the first time last night
>mfw she's really a fucking ugly-ass witch
>>70932958
ozge looks like she started using meth two weeks ago but is getting away with it cuz of makeup.
>>70933178
god like face
>>70933100
That guy is so handsome, almost as much as Jaime
>>70933161
>>70933155
PHOTOSHOP THAT SHIT OUT SKILLED NIGGAS
>>70933250
You're not fooling anyone
>>70933270
ye she just needs a bit of botox in the eyebrows to calm the fuckers down a little bit
>>70933260
Don't worry when Davos goes to choke her he'll rip off the neck thing by accident and then everyone will know she's the 4th crone of Crookback Bog
>>70933248
It's not real. Might as well fap to cartoons senpai
>>70933262
you mean she looks exactly like kit?
is tyrek dead?
>>70933100
>>70933306
> implying I already don't
>>70932715
I want to believe so badly. It make sense why edmure surrenders the castle if Jaime tells him he is gonna let him go north to help out
>>70933350
o shit, it's darstar. ayyyyyyy wassup!
>>70933260
You know grr ordered a custom made Melissandre only with blue colours instead or red, he also says Mel is the most misunderstood character in the series.
Reckon there is something to that?
any leaks yet?
>>70933169
Anyone, these testosterone deprived skinny niggers are good for shit!
>>70933169
Missandei, in the ultimate twist that nobody saw coming.
>ASOIAF
wtf Martin?
>>70933393
I didn't say she was good or bad, but goddamn is she ugly. I've really stopped giving a shit about all this religious bullshit and kinda hope the WWs destroy fucking everything except Dorne.
Did universe have Lady Mormont PORN?
>>70933388
>>70932438
ARRY A CUTE
>>70933303
nooo, i need to see all the acrobatics of them
>>70933350
>>70933100
> fixed
pardon m'lord
>ASOIAF
LOL Stannis, what a loser
>>70933084
!
that's why they're showing her become the caloreesi!
>>70933440
Yeah no I was just wondering why blue. Did he just like it or is she some crazy ice hag posing as a fire sorceress or gets turned by the ice fuckers or whatever
>>70933471
>Stannis the Grannis
>>70933502
>Melisandre is the long-lost Night's Queen
>>70933471
BTFO
>>70933516
What is Jack Black doing beyond the Wall
I want to marry Maisie!
>>70933546
My thoughts exactly.
>>70933555
braver man than I
>>70933555
I want to disgrace my blood by producing quasimodo children with her
>>70933555
i almost threw up looking at this pic, and then i almost threw up from imagining the sad fat piece of shit who would make your comment
>>70933555
> Ho! A beast, nay! A goblin thou hath declared for today.
> 'tis no place for even a King where one find their favors
> but Alas! Macbeth with good conscience will entreat thine to recant,
> for there stands not a woman but a creature - a mere caricature
> of the human effigy. Peace now, I prithee! Stay thine wedding band!
> Lest thou mortal flesh be gnawed upon by orcish teeths.
>>70932776
Crying Bran is the hottest thing, I s2g
>>70932575
is that third pic her fuckpussy sexface?
>>70933555
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>70933608
Only posted that to bait you
Now post your quasimodo folder
>>70932438
2. hide that bulbous forehead, girl.
>>70933516
why do the maesters hate targs so much?
>>70932937
>Lannister belt
why
>>70932681
Reminder that she will betray Dany
>>70933657
cao cao is based as fuck
is this from red cliff? need to watch that shit again sometime
>>70933169
I'm hoping Euron
>>70933739
Three kingdoms I think, unless I'm mistaken
>>70933729
they keep records, therefore are acutely aware that having a royal dynasty with a 50/50 chance of any individual being completely batshit is no good for the realm
>>70932937
FAT!
>>70933738
for gold?
>>70933783
LOW TEST
>>70932542
1st and last are tied.
>>70932499
Sansa just sucks in general. Shit character.
>>70932438
Season 4 Arya is best. Season 5 and 6 are just what the fuck did you do m8
>>70933436
Besides Theon, most outnumbered armies lose is the books. Cleftjaw, Stannis, Jeor, and Beric all got beat down.
>>70933739
It's from three kingdoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8e4LBSscVo&t=13m50s
The battle in question is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guandu
>>70933786
based fucking alpha preston
>>70933786
>chess
>peace
>mendellian genetics
>aristotle
>atomic bomb
not sure whp those other two guys are
>>70932985
probably
>>70933786
Yeah, totes dude. Preston is brilliant and GRRM is a giant idiotic simpleton. That's why GRRM spends countless hundreds of hours combing through Preston's every word. Hell, if not for Preston, we wouldn't even, for better or worse, have Game of Thrones.
>>70932438
>>70932499
>ywn live in an alternate universe where you can stop their aging when you like them most
>>70933851
looks p good, is the entire thing on youtube?
WHERE IS THE Q&A
WHERE IS PRESTON
so what's the full leak for e9? I have
>ramsay shoots rickon when he tells him to run to jon
>wunwun dies by arrow through the eye
>tormond kills 3inchjon umber 1v1
>wildlings get surrounded by pikemen right before CIA saves the day
>jon beats the shit out of ramsay before salsa feeds him to the dogs
>azor jon is kingindanorf
missing anything?
>>70933941
suicide.
>>70933888
Go the fuck back to where you came from.
>>70933786
OUR BOY
Only he can save us
>>70932958
ANZU
N
Z
U
>>70933939
Its maybe 100 hours long and its a Chinese TV series produced with an enormous budget in Beijing.
Download it on pirate bay if you can find it
>>70933939
Last I checked, but that was years ago now, who knows if any of them have gone down in the meantime.
COCK GET IT BECAUSE UNSULLIED HAS NO COCKS AHA
How many cock jokes are we getting next episode?
>>70933935
what kind of backwards defensive fanboy post is this?
>>70933657
What movie?
>>70933786
Can't wait to read Preston's next book. I bet it's going to be fucking sick.
The fuck takes Alt so long to do his videos these days?
Is he suffering from the rich man's disease that inflicts George?
>>70933992
There's no such thing as "the Unsullied Army."
>>70933992
Ramsey's last word is cock.
"Hehehehehe at least I have the bigger cock Jon Snow....COCK"
>>70933992
Normies love cocks. They live for cock jokes.
>>70933992
Why do you retards keep pretending this whole cock joke thing is new? Rewatch the series it's riddled with them.
>>70934024
he hasn't even given a date for this week's yet. it'll probably be out sunday desu
>>70934044
>TFW you'll never go to highschool as a 26 year old boy 10 years from now and get to fuck qt traps and suck dick on the reg since its become the norm
>>70934024
According to a recent tweet it'll be out in 1-4 hours
>>70933969
uhm, problem much?
>>70933953
Wun Wun lives
The leaker that was an extra wouldn't know whether or not Wun Wun would live or die because he's CGI, another leaker confirmed Wun Wun survives
>>70934049
They need something to meme about because they get bored easily. Probably the same fags who do (farts)
