These jokers are going to get laughed out of the Seven Kingdoms edition
>>70928186
Azor a /Highgarden/
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Azor Jon!
Maisie
OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST
>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-anon all welcome)
>Kinvara posting
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA posting (for consistency)
>Cordelia Hill posting
>Bella Ramsay posting
ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer
>muh heavy armours
Don't you niggas know Europeans got rekt in the first crusades against Muslims with no armour or leather armour?
>>70930397
>The Manlet That Was Promised
>>70930412
This is false
>>70930385
desu he can't be considered ruggedly handsome with that baby face and no proper facial hair. That's the problem with him.
>Not to mention he seems like a fucking asshole IRL
How so? Always seemed like a decent kid to me
>>70930407
/maturemen/ will live on in our hearts
The king of love and beauty.
>>70930412
i'm sorry I can't hear you over all the progress white people have made since then.
The silence from the lack of progress of mulsims is deafening
>>70930412
>leather armour
Nice meme
>>70930412
>Europeans got rekt in the first crusades
lolno
post stolen memes
What should I watch while I wait for ep9, /got/ ?
Reminder that they're wasting all of their budget on a pointless battle episode that won't advance the plot in any way.
Meanwhile rest of the episodes look like pic related.
The most beautiful girl of all time
>>70930412
Idiot.
Do you think Kit bangs Emilia in front of Rose?
>>70930449
>>70930477
Why did they need dozens of crusades to take the East? Because they got rekt in the first ones
>>70930470
Literally all the maths, applied science, medicine, optics and philosophy advances in the mediaeval age was thanks of the muslims
>>70930507
Nice argument
>>70930464
Would place roses on head
>>70930496
Also it's going to be boring, like this whole season
good vs. evil
this isn't GOT anymore
>>70930496
Good i want a nice quality battle
>>70930496
>that won't advance the plot in any way
Yeah finally resolving the northern leadership plot and getting rid of the Boltons is completely irrelevant
Only the last 3 seasons have been about this
>>70930478
>>70930496
JUST
>>70930524
Actually the early crusades were the effective ones. The later Crusades were jokes.
>ywn see Shireen meet Wun Wun for the first time onscreen
>>70930572
>>70930458
All the crying about being objectified when he should be fucking grateful he even had this opportunity. I saw Pompeii and MI5 he is a garbage actor he is only a good Jon Snow because he is a depressing person just like Jon.
>>70930406
Eh. I'd still let her choke on it.
>>70930520
>just emilia and rose
it is not enough for the manlet that was promised
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70930599
moar jokes!
this is a nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzBFTfhrhfU
>>70930524
>you in charge of knowing history
>>70930588
>>70930599
I wouldn't know, I've skipped every Meereen scene since S3
>mfw the goyim lords find out my plan to destroy Westeros
>>70930628
Nice! didn't have that one
>>70930639
Is there any Westerosi lord who has caught onto the Maester conspiracy?
I liked Cressen though...
>>70930590
When did he cry about being objectified? You mean that time he was asked about women being objectified and he justifiably countered with the assertion that men are too? Are you taking that out of context?
>PROMISE ME, NED
>>70930661
Well there is a house thats in on the conspiracy
>>70930524
yeah like the muslims didnt just rape all greek technology like the romans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09grqS--BHU
>>70930524
>Literally all the maths, applied science, medicine, optics and philosophy advances in the mediaeval age was thanks of the muslims
That was pre Islam you dunce.
If you had to assemble a 10-man baseball roster (8 fielders, starting pitcher, closer) from GoT characters, who would you pick at each position?
>>70930707
>baseball
Amerilards please leave
>>70930496
Only one guy is highlighted, kek?
The ones that closest to the camera and out of focus actually the same that are far, just shot from the side.
MAISIE
One of my favourite houses are the Redwynes. They just sit at the Arbor, make wine and ships, and don't give a shit.
Did the Ironborn sack the Arbor on their way to Dany btw?
>>70930731
There's that britbong short-man syndrome again.
Just go to bed, sweetie. It'll all be alright in the morning.
>>70930496
>$20 million
It's gonna be gud
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
>>70930707
choose a different sports.
>>70930703
nah
>>70930677
D-DELETE THIS
>>70930731
this
Blackfish is Bestfish
>>70930754
but the average white male in the UK is taller than in the US
>>70930664
He has more than one interview about being objectified. I'm not your personal Google machine anon the information is out there if you want it.
>>70930790
kill yourself
>>70930791
Blackfish? More like Deadfish amirite?
Why do people spam the same garbage in these threads? I just don't get what satisfaction they get from this.
>>70930818
Deadfish? More like Lord Stoneheart amirite?
>>70930828
you mean
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
??
I actually admire the persistence and find it rather amusing
>>70930800
nobody wants your idiotic sports.
>>70930496
>implying you'd ever notice the repeated dudes
your 'tism shows
>>70930703
Nah, I'm talking about muslims in Al-Andalus
>>70930550
DABID just had to give away Stannis role in the battle to Jon since the one true king isn't a typical hero.
Does anyone have the leaks?
>>70930572
>>70930478
>crown couldn't afford THIS in season 1
why the fuck do I keep watching
>>70930818
WUHT FAT MEEN
Why is Pycelle only PRETENDING to be retarded?
>>70930841
Would he be a vengeful Stoneheart?
Cat died seeing her son murdered; Blackfish died defending his home. It wouldn't have the same impact.
>>70930828
>Azor Jon
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>People
>>70930852
That, and just all of the inane one-liner bullshit. "Jonsa!" "Azor Jon!" "Maisie"
Like, these people are completing a captcha just to submit these posts. I want to know what's going through their brains when they do this, especially when they do it repeatedly.
>>70930857
No one cares what you want
How in the world has arya not been kidnapped and brutally raped yet? Especially in the GoT universe. She should be pregnant by now.
>>70930874
Because those who keep their head down get to carry on living.
>>70930796
i.e. "I took it out of context and I can't prove otherwise"
>>70930874
>I don't want to be the tallest or the brightest, I merely want to remain In the garden
>>70930882
Azor Jon poster/bot is fucking based
>>70930874
same reason Petyr pretends to be humble servant of the crown
>>70930828
autism. The jonautist is the most pathetic. I'd pay good money to see a case study on how sad his life must be.
>>70930907
would you fuck maisie?
that's why
>>70930367
Why is this faggot standing in the middle of a forest in fucking july or something?
At least pick a snowy location
>>70930903
Jonsa!
>>70930818
good sub group
>>70930502
now irl
>>70930907
because braavosi masters of waterdancing and assassinating have been watching over her ever since season 1.
chances are, we'll get another one guide her when she returns back to westeros assuming jaquen isn't secretly watching from the shadows still.
>>70930520
Is this guy like 1.65m at most? Wtf.
>>70930794
I've been to London and I live in America. The stats are bullshit. I'm 6'1" and sometimes I get mad because there're too many people that are taller than me. In London however, I was able to see over everyone's head no matter what.
>>70930933
would you fuck brienne?
>>70930389
What even is this meme
>>70930921
Hi Azor Jon poster
>>70930903
Gee I don't know, why did people repeat "BIG GUY 4 U" for 3 years? Or JUST for 2 years or any other meme
I had a dream that I watched the bastardbowl, and it turned out to be like 10 minutes of battle scenes and 45 minutes of literally nothing.
also the battle cuts away to dany a few times
>>70930968
fuck off gotbaby
>>70930962
You must not live in the Southwest though. Walking amongst the Mexicans is like being a giant towering over hobbits.
>>70930389
A LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70930959
1.73
>>70930965no_____________
>>70930962
>london
>>70930992
NW.
For some reason there be giants here.
You're the one with the magic COCK
>>70931002
i think he means londonabad
>>70930874
it's how he survived the mad king
>>70930858
It's still lazy as fuck.
It's even funnier in .webm form
>>70930962
We play a game whenever we go to a city called 'spot the white man' but out in the more rural areas people seem to be taller
>>70930907
plot armor
>>70930952
Beautiful
>>70931002
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/London
Cool place desu. You should check it out.
>>70931028
Pretty much everyone there is used twice.
>tyrion and theon gonna meet again
are u hyped
>>70931055
Don't go to London as a foreigner. It's pointless. Tons of better places for tourists
>>70930407
>royal steward
thats beric dondarrion you absolute faggot
>>70931082
>Theon will become an unsullied
>>70931051
objective truth
>>70930632
here let me fill you in on all the important things you missed
>
>it's a "words are wind" chapter
What did they mean by this
>>70931082
>Theon is going to get ruined just like Tyrion was by association to Dany
No I'm not fucking hyped
Theon should have stayed in the north, where the interesting shit happens
>>70930524
read this
>>70930578
Crusades were all about the gold, in first crusade they sacked what they could, later crusades were a joke because lords who had professional armies werent interested anymore and Pope tried to "motivate" them with fanatics and then child crusades, but they didnt cared much.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade
I hope littlefinger and the vale knights save the day!
>>70930367
>yfw the White Walkers are a nanorobotic collective
>tfw Qyburn has started replicating the technology with the Mountain
>>70931109
>varys will become unsullied
>theon will become varys
>>70931135
>tfw Qyburn is a white walker buddy of the nights king
Cast him.
>>70930496
that whole group is copy pasted 3 times
>>70931091
>better places
Do you know where you are?
>>70930367
>These jokers are going to get laughed out of the Seven Kingdoms edition
There is not going to be a huge battle. Daeaerys and Jon Snow will negotiate a peace with the White Walkers until they get angry again in another 3,000 years.
>>70930965
Brienne in her current state in the show... no. But her actress in her armor, yes, totally.
>>70931082
>Theon 'my entire arc is realising I'm loyal to the Staks' Greyjoy
>abandons the Stark he's with to get his sister a kingdom
Bravo, D&D
>no plans on going to Dorne originally
>go to Dorne anyway
>never mention Dorne again
BRAVO D&D
WE ACTUALLY HAD A SOUTHERN LAND WHERE THINGS HAPPENED, AND NOW IT'S GONE
>>70931170
>cornwall, arundel, windsor, somerset, isle of wight, south downs.
>>70931168
Maybe that's how they'll build a thousand ships in half a season. They'll just clone more people.
>>70931112
Was Ned blind? Or perhaps gay? How could he turn down this for a Tully shit?
>>70930983
I think that Baneposting and JUST have both evolved and become something greater. There's a certain charm to those memes. This GoT shit is so internalized though, and it will never ascend to the levels of Baneposting or Brendan. It's pathetic on multiple levels.
What can white walkers do though? They stand at the back of an army of zombies and occasionaly get stabby with anyone dumb enough to get close. What powers do they have?
>>70930968
It's not a meme, it's literally one sad lonely guy
>>70931185
that was so fucking stupid, especially when theon and sansa talk and he makes it seem like he's going to do something to help the starks, and by home he didn't mean fucking IRON ISLES THAT'S NOT HI SUFKCING HOME WHAT THE FUCK D&D>
>>70931189
But Bad Pussy was worth all that shitty dornish shit.
>>70930998
They always claim to be taller than in reality.
>>70931216
>being this upset over memes in a specific thread
Was it autism?
>>70931209
war, due to goddamn war.
>>70930406
why is she all sweaty
>>70931189
I personally think the short run time is because they cut out Dorne
>>70931209
MUH HONOR
>>70931209
Because Brandon was an idiot
>>70930587
jesus christ, fuck my life.
>>70931198
That's like saying to an American tourist
"Don't go to New York, it sucks, go to Wisconsin!"
>>70930389
how long has he been posting this
>>70931209
After fighting a war over broken marriage proposals, I think Ned knew how important keeping his own was.
Created this in a thread a few years ago but its worth looking at again.
Any changes in the black GOT or any new additions?
>>70931240
well, emilia is 1.57. it seems he is really 1.73
>>70931224
Telekinesis and telepathy, the only magic there is in ASOIAF, anon. :^)
Half the time they see another human they're instantly btfo though.
>>70931209
>How could Eddard Stark, the man who would risk everything for the sake of honor, possibly turn down Ashara Dayne when he's promised to another?
no clue
actually I don't remember if he was promised at that point. probably not, but in any case Ned was always quiet and nervous and shit. Brandon had the looks and the extroversion.
>>70931209
cat was probably very pretty when she was younger, certainly looks good for her age
>>70931096
Frankly, it's embarrassing how wrong you are.
>>70931224
>Live for thousands of years
>Reanimate the dead
>Magic weapons that can shatter normal steel
>Survive in permanent cold
>Probably a ton of other things we don't know of
>>70931326
I knew that bitch was wrong
Hey fuck boy get out of your thread and answer the question. Stop babysitting these shit got thread
>>70930730
>>70930730
>>70930730
>>70931282
Cornwall and Windsor have more interesting shops than London, mang. If you're looking for New York tier pigshit scents and weaboo shops then there're like 4-5 cities up north that can satisfy that. Like Nottingham and Manchester.
No reason you can't have it all in the UK either. The distance is smaller than NY to Wisconsin. You could see all those locales and still have your shitty London hotel.
lmao @ NY and London being 'cool places' though, I needed that.
>>70931303
>WAAAAAALT faggot as Renly
just why
>>70931168
https://youtu.be/oTUs7hDq2PA?t=4m19s
Nothing new, and the number is nothing notable. It's bad VFX only in that they didn't mirror the groups.
>>70930524
>in the mediaeval age
and nothing has changed for them since then
still middle ages in the middle east
>>70931303
>no Jaime
>no Jon
>no Robb
>no Arya
leave this place
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>70931224
They made a fucking blizzard when they attacked Hardhome, if all that other shit really isn't enough for you, faggot.
>>70931303
>Tyrion
>not making Kevin Hart joke
>>70931351
forgot image
>>70930757
usurper genocide best day of my life
>>70931168
>>70930496
yep
hey losers did you all read the aeron chapter
CAN SOMEONE FINALLY DIE!?!? NO!?!? ONLY TWO EPISODES ARE LEFT AND ONE OF THEM IS DULL BASTARBOWL!
;_;
PLS WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHOW? I WANT CHARACTERS TO ACTUALLY DIE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>70931303
mostly agree except maybe michael clarke duncan as mountain ofc
not sure about bunk playing robert either, think theres a better role for him as davos
also the black guy from blood diamond as tormund
>>70931368
what can they do against a dragon.
i want a battle you fucking idiot, not instant rekt
>>70931380
>reading
>>70931380
VALERIAN
>>70931310
tyrion is pretty big for a midget,
he like twice as big as warwick davis
>>70931209
Wasn't that supposed to be Lyanna?
s6e8 - No One is now an 8.2/10 on imdb
the only sub 8.4 rated episode other than unbowed, unbent, unbroken at 7.8/10
>>70931376
i will protect that smile
>>70931209
> Go to tourney
> Knock up the most beautiful lady of all the kingdoms
> Don't want to pay child support, what do?
> Hide behind Muh Honor!
> Profit
>>70931376
Actually I'm alright with Dany for queen, because she has Dragons. Targaryens without dragons have no business holding a throne though. They're just incestuous grey haired dingleberries.
>>70931420
Yeah but retarded episodes like hold the door got high ratings so who gives a fuck
>>70931386
this
only one episode left after battle of Winterfell to conclude Mereen invasion, Cersei's trial and Bran's story
final episode is going to be shit isn't it?
>>70931314
Based Frogfu.
>>70931424
It was Howland that fucked her that night.
>>70931380
FUCK OFF BOOKFAG
NOT
CANON
>>70930412
>t. A guy who doesn't know fuck all
>>70930407
Awww yeah
>>70931399
How well is a dragon going to fly in a fucking blizzard? Or see the fuckers in the first place through all the snow? Fucking retard.
>>70931361
POST YFW DAVIS FINDS SHEREEN'S BONES & PUTS THEM IN HIS BONE SACK.
>>70931422
I will keep skipping her scenes but out of character she is literally perfect
>>70931446
citation needed
>>70931417
is 1.35m okay for a midget? is there a standard for that condition?
>>70931386
red wedding faggots like you are the reason we get premature character deaths like Osha and Belmy.
>>70931378
that was like a 2 second shot
don't tell me you noticed that shit first watching
>>70931443
final episode is always shit.
Meereen invasion was concluded off screen, like everything else. It'll be the Iron fleet arriving through a sea of burned ships.
>>70931446
I thought it was Brandon who fucked her
>>70930550
I really like Smalljon so for me there are heroes on both sides as Lucas would say.
>>70930412
Its funny how things change.
>HOW WILL EP 9 END?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
http://www.strawpoll.me/10509557
>tfw he will never truly redeem himself to house stark
>>70931465
She looks like my ex. Gross.
>>70931399
all the dragon needs is a couple of strafing runs to blow the entire force out, guarantee they will land and retardedly start biting things and atleast 2 of them will die
>>70931465
>tfw same age as Emilia
>>70931481
I think he just has small legs and arms but everything else is normal size, like weeman while Davis is an actual midget
>>70931159
Selmy or Jorah?
>>70931493
the final episode has literally always been good
>>70931502
>someone unironically voted for the dandd option
>>70931459
it'll be instant rekt and you know it you fat cunt
just admit it
>>70931494
>>70931424
>>70931446
> maybe it was a foursome
>>70931525
41?
>>70930661
Barbrey Dustin knows
>>70931357
It wasn't me who chose I am merely the keeper of the records
>>70931492
nothing gets past me
>>70931512
Your ex must be hot as fuck
Congrats
>>70931532
>mhysa
>>70931508
>sack Winterfell
>behead Rodrik Cassel
>force the last Stark heirs out of their ancestral home
>spark chain of events that leads to Ramsay buttraping Sansa Stark every night in her parents' bed
Gee, I wonder why he can never redeem himself to House Stark
>>70931537
Knowing how Dornish people are, I wouldnt be surprised this is how it went down
>>70931502
D&D made a few great seasons, season 1 was so detailed, it got me into the show. Why did they lose their touch?
>>70931446
>>70931477
>>70931494
Is there any proof that anybody fucked her?
Barristan could have come to the wrong conclusion about why she was upset.
>>70931512
post her bum
>>70931439
i bet you enjoy such episodes as hardhome
>>70931530
>>70931481
the medical term is dwarfism, which includes body parts being misproportioned
I think its possible although incredibly unlikely for a person to be smaller than tyrion and yet not be a dwarf
doubt theres a distinct line of what makes a midget or not
Reminder that Robert's rebellion, resulting in the deaths of thousands, would never have happened if Lyanna wasn't a slut
>>70931579
Barry's just salty he didn't get to tap that sweet dornish pussaaaaayyyy
>>70931579
The extra space in the tent for Howland to sleep in which was Brandons spot
>>70930632
That's impressive considering they didn't arrive there until season 4.
>>70931512
but that's not a picture of a right hand
>>70931569
it's this that gets me so choked up about it m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduJYwnFLSc
>>70931603
the same thing could be said to Robert lol
>>70931464
>Stannis alive
>saves Jon
>is killed by Davos after the battle
>>70931502
Spoiler
>inb4 jaime takes his and the tully army north to save brienne and sansa to fulfill his oath
>>70930412
>muh agility
Jorah won because he had armor, and a BIG FUCKING SWORD
>>70931420
And you know the only reason it got 7.8 was because of feminists getting trigerred by that Sansa scene
>>70931082
Yes
> She studied Theon Greyjoy's sly smile, wondering what it meant. That young man had a way of looking as though he knew some secret jest that only he was privy to; Catelyn had never liked it.
>>70931603
It wouldn't have happened if the maesters weren't plotting against the crown and 4 great houses as puppets for their proxy wars.
War has changed.
>>70931380
wait is there a new chapter from twow?
>>70931646
lol you sure it wasnt the spergs of /got/ down voting for the bad sand snake fight?
>>70931576
because GRRM left them to handle the project alone. Wasn't there an interview with the two where they said they only really wanted to do up to the Red Wedding?
>>70931508
>be ironbronn
>need to be redeemed in the eyes of starks
>had huge cock
>didn't have a sword
>>70931599
that woman is my wet dream, an amazing smile she has.
>>70931533
Have to hope they'll get their shit together and stop treating everything as a checklist with "tits and dragons" for the last two seasons.
Who would win in a duel, prime Mountain or Robert Strong?
>>70931664
Daily reminder that Varys has hired the faceless men to support his blackfyre rebellion with Aegon, and that is the reason Jaqen is in old town right now.
>>70931502
GET HYPED!
