>>70874500
>>70876453
>the manlet that was promised
>>70876482
Shut you're fucking mouth. Bitch. A man is not defined by his height, but by his character. Jon is ten times the man you'll ever be.
>>70876453
>the munchkin who had a reservation
>>70876405
>>70876405
>>70876405
REAL THREAD
>>70876513
MANLETBOWL
SUNDAY
U
N
D
A
Y
>>70876519
stop hijacking other people's threads you twat, let
>>70876513
>>70876513
>king of manlets
>>70876453
Is it true that Jon's dad is Raymond???
>>70877692
really?
First for Brienne/Jaime OTP
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
First for Brad won again edition
never mind the other thread already doubled the post count here
>>70878919
what other thread?
>It's a Bronn stayed in the Dornish sun for too long episode
Is this explained in the wiki or something?
>>70876505
>A song of manlets and shoe lifts
>>70878949
the one that was actually getting posted in
obviously
>>70878967
BTFO. surgeryfag. How's it feel being a moron?
>>70878828
He doesn't have to like the books to have read them in order to understand his character better.
>How much do you know about what lies ahead for your character? You’ve read the books, I know, but do you know what lies beyond that?
>I know as much as anyone whose read the books, or we’re about to. Anything after that… I don’t know, really.
>Why do you like to read the books?
>Why? I didn’t say I like to, I just said I read them.
The Others are a metaphor for nuclear weapons with the long peace between the children and the first men being the result of mutually assured destruction for both of them at the hands of the Others if they ever went back to war. The final episode will end with GRRM himself walking into the shot and explaining the importance of nuclear disarmament and pacifism. The entire cast will then return to sing Gimme Shelter as the credits roll.
>>70879010
I remember bookfags being so mad that he didn't love the books. Kek.
requesting that "VERY fast waif running at incredible hihg speed" pic
>>70879016
>mfw girls make fun of my tiny dick
>mfw i smash them in the face leaving them disfigured
SanSan OTP
>>70879026
Sounds better than what we've been getting
A formal list of the greatest knights of Westeros:
Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen
Ser Sixty-two of House Proudmen
Ser Fifty of House BestkillersontheIronIslands
Ser Sweet of House Girl
Ser Goodgirl of House Badpussy
Ser Andnaohit of House Bayginz
Ser Nonaoh of House Witenz
Ser Waresma of House Sistah
Ser Funneh of House Hore
Ser King of House Indanorf
Ser Chaosh of House Isaladdah
Ser Iam of House Lordbolton
Ser Andarranal of House Ashposethassoffshashebleashwell
Ser Youreagreedy of House Bitch
Ser Endhoo of House Aaryoo
Ser Ayam of House Thadrunnedgad
Ser Letsgo of House Murduhtham
Ser Ima of House Fookinlegend
>mfw girls make fun of my tiny dick
>mfw i smash them in the face leaving them disfigured
>>70879053
>Sansa fantasizes about the night the Hound sneaked into her room and threatened to rape her
What did she mean by this?
>>70879053
>Sandor going North
Sansa and Hound reunion is inevitable now, get hype
>>70879035
Jesus. If he didn't like the books he must want to kill himself every day on the show
![martin-scorsese[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6UXwN5x.jpg "martin-scorsese[1].jpg")
>>70879026
>The entire cast will then return to sing Gimme Shelter as the credits roll.
finale directed by scorsese?
Was it part of Arya's plan to be gutted and then have forgotten in the next episode? Did she read the script?
today I will remind them
>>70879115
>implying there aren't subreddits with identical opinions and culture as /got/
>>70879023
>>70879023
Any webms of him fighting Hound?
>>70879144
>did jaime get a boner?
yes.
>>70879120
Stannis approves of this semen demon.
>>70879115
I thought reddit hated mr Christianity.
Can we talk about how the Vale was able to march an entire army down from the mountains and NO ONE in westeros has heard anything about it?
Literally the best GoT reviewer out there. Preston is ok, and alt shift x is plebbit tier
yfw stannis is alive next episode
Can i ask everyone something? are we all rooting for one particular side/king/character? Just kinda curious if everyone is on the same page
Lyanna Mormont Dead Confirmed
>>70879200
>Who is ozzyman
>>70879215
n-no
>>70876482
Sounds like the girl who you have your eye on dates short guys.
>>70879214
Littlefinger of course
>>70879218
>mad with power
>>70879214
I root for NCW to have a career after GoT
>>70879219
He's too easily pleased and forgiving of D&D
>>70879059
Ser Hedidn of House Flyzogud
>>70879247
Littlefinger winning in a comedic fashion would be perfect.
>>70879264
Regardless on your thoughts about capeshit, he's the perfect kind of actor for it
>>70879264
He already has a new role lined up. He plays a handsome incest loving action hero.
>>70879214
of coursh
>>70879023
I'd tap that
>>70879019
>anyone picking the goblin on the right instead of the alabaster goddess on the left
wew
>>70879269
Yeah. Cause normies wouldn't like it if he shit on it and GoT isn't his only content, so I don't blame him and he's funny.
Could tell with his ep8 review that he hated it, but couldn't outright shit on it.
>>70879264
he's so handsome :'(
>>70879283
He should play Adam Warlock desu
>>70879332
Why are you on his side
Brienne is literally my favorite character in the books and show
>>70879293
Sounds like he's the perfect fit
>>70879301
Anyone notice how European men look like shit young, and only ever come into prime sexiness from late 30's on? There are rare exceptions though, because CIA was actually hotter when he was a young buck
>>70879367
Great in books not so great in show but still patrician taste
>>70879097
Purest form of love.
>>70879372
CIA looked like a flaming la la homo man when he was younger. He's god tier now in comparison.
https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/743183022615207936
amazing
>>70879372
>Anyone notice how European men look like shit young
Not really.
Will Preston kill himself when Robin dies?
So Preston tried to ask GRRM about his old sci books, GRRM ignored him, wanted to talk about salad dressing, but Preston still followed him around from table to table like a massive autist. Remind me why people like this guy again?
>Prestonfags BTFO
>>70879361
Because I'm always on the winning side, anon.
>>70879461
If he hasn't killed himself already. Has anyone seen Preston in person since the Season 6 premiere?
>>70879418
I always imagine those early days of Hound/Sansa scenes colored Sophie Turner's future sex interests.
>>70879447
oh wow yeah super neat, except we all know who's going to win
they're not gonna score, don't worry
>>70879461
What does Preston see in that little shit?
>>70879447
I want Tormund and Davos to survive the Bastardbowl.
>>70879450
They all look like little boys until they hit 37, then they get hot. If they take care of themselves they end up aging like Timothy Dalton, who is fucking 80 and still hot as fuck
>>70879503
>we all know who won the battle of falkirk, there's no reason to watch Braveheart.
GoTay your name. Tim = Tym
>>70879521
He self inserts as an autistic babydick because of his shitty /ss/ fetish.
>>70879214
At this point I want either the others to just steamroll everything or dany to turn into a supervillain
>>70879582
dany will never be a villain
>>70879553
If you say so, though I suppose that what people find attractive varies a lot between people.
So has Mel just been hanging out at Castle Black for a few months? Will her literal free rezzing skill ever be useful again?
If you're not happy with the way /got/ has been recently, whether it's the posters or the moderation, you're always welcome to post in this alternative general:
>>>/tg/47796375
Topics will have to include traditional gaming from time to time, but consider this a refuge from current /got/ and a place to discuss lore and theories as well.
>>70879578
There's literally nothing wrong with Preston or self inserting as Sweet Robin
>>70879635
It's gonna get removed. What the fuck does traditional games have to do with GoT?
>>70879633
She's conducting vague business
>>70879670
/tg/ has had loads of threads with that exact format, check the archives
>>70879670
>It's gonna get removed
Lol
>>70879215
another innocent victim of D&D's blood libel fantasies.
So is there any chance of them getting together on the show? In the book it seems likely.
>>70878975
WHY NIGGAS WHYYYYY
>>70879635
>literally the first post is Bradamante
>>70879670
You can talk about GoT on /tg/, just at least try and tie it to the RPG wherever possible.
>>70879686
Well I hope nobody important dies in that big battle they're having at Winterfell haha. She'd never live that one down, the absolute madwoman
>>70879635
I'm gonna wait for veteran fa/tg/uys to spill into the thread slowly because they can set the tone for us
>>70879734
0% chance
Jaime is 100% dead this season or early next, and he's still w/ Cersei
>>70879115
>implying Jaime isn't our guy
Bite your tongue off
>lets avenge Oberyn by killing an innocent girl and ending his house
I'm still not over this. Some time I'll just randomly think of this and get mad
Don't mind me.
Just dying to a cavalry charge.
>>70879834
Maybe bastards can ascend to the throne in Dorne
>>70879734
100%
>>70879834
>innocent
>Lannister fucking shit
Pick one and only one
>in one of the most defensible castles in the entire 7 kingdoms
>meet your enemy in a battlefield
Why would you ever do this?
Arya revenge soon
>>70879806
> he's still w/ Cersei
Until Cersei blows up KL that is. How will Jamie react to her being a mass murder and or dead?
>>70879873
Myrcella literally did nothing wrong. She was sweet girl and technically not a not a Lannister or Baratheon
>>70879834
Luckily everyone in Dorne also hated Doran and are cool w/ kinslaying. Not a single weak episode.
>>70879873
>corruption of blood
A child should be held responsible for the sins of their forebears
>>70879161
just made this
>>70879893
He will likely react by being a corpse after he murders her because he is the valonqar
>>70879214
why did this picture make me laugh for 5 mins ...
>>70879877
Smalljon said Jon knew Winterfell better than any of them and that that alone would let him beat Ramsay, and Ramsay believed it.
And why wouldn't he? The 20 good men were only good cause they knew the land better than Stannis and his Southerners ever could.
Blackfish took back Riverrun cause he knew Riverrun better than the Freys ever could.
That and Ramsay wants to show off strength and just doing siege stuff doesn't do that. He wants to hit first and hit them hard and leave a feast for the crows
>The only change to John's character post death is he's a bigger pussy
BRAVO DAN AND DABID
>>70879877
Because your enemy is attacking you with a piss weak army and you want to kill him not have him run away
>>70879928
Thanks anon
Literally the best fight in the series. Music, atmosphere, and choreography are spectacular. Hound acts his ass off
>>70879949
It's one thing to know the land better than someone, but how long could it honestly take you to learn every inch of a castle?
>>70879928
I don't watch this series, but I'd like to know who won this contest.
>>70879214
I'm rooting for the /got/ poster who read some leak somewhere and ruined the episode for me to die and get fucked
>>70879979
Ask the Freys who got BTFO
>>70879983
The big guy
>>70879564
braveheart was shit
>>70879834
>experiencing a genuine emotional response from trash TV show
>>70879983
https://youtu.be/uwyvjgs40Oo
>>70879928
so why doesn't mel think beric is the prince that was promised?
>>70880011
Yep. Extremely inaccurate in every way.
where's the latina?
>>70880003
Cool. My only real exposure to this series is those hype train videos y'all make.
>>70879928
I can do smaller bits at higher quality if that's useful.
>>70880043
who?
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>70880016
Yeah, because I'm not a sociopath.
>>70880031
I forgot how good this scene is. Season 3 really was the peak of this show.
>>70879115
JAIME IS OUR GUY
>>70880121
That's not pic related.
>>70880160
it was a good scene but it wasnt THAT good
oberyn vs the mountain remains the only 1vs1 fight that really impresses me
>>>/trash/3491132
>>>/trash/3491132
Get in here lads. Janitor free board
why is tumblr stealing our memes lol
>>70880160
god damn it, going back to watch seasons 2 and 3 are painful. they just looked and felt better in every way. they killed off the best actors, and the flow of the writing/editing isn't as crisp
/tv/ is dead.
This is where our fate takes us:
>>>/tg/47796375
>>>/tg/47796375
>>>/tg/47796375
or
>>>/trash/3491132
>>>/trash/3491132
>>>/trash/3491132
>>70878909
ANYONE EXPLAIN ME THIS MEME
>>70880345
Its not even off season faggot
>>70880265
>>70880345
the absolute state of /got/
>>70880033
>so checked
they don't think things out ahead of time, or look back for consistency
I finally got around to watching Sunday's episode. What was the consensus here? Why/How do they keep fucking up?
>>70880345
why isn't /trash/ in the catalog?
>>70880512
Shit board
>daenerys stark
>Jon Targaryan
>>70880512
>>70880538
That thread already gone anyway
>>70880572
Nah see >>70880563
>>70880113
latina promised thicc thighs 2 threads back
GOODMORNING LADS!
HOW ARE WE TODAY?
Also if Benjen = Coldhands in the show and Benjen =/= Coldhands in the books, is it 100% confirmed now and should we just finally assume that the show isn't canon?
>>70880500
worst episode of the season
>>70880464
hello
>Jaime sat alone at the table while the shadows crept across the room. As dusk began to settle, he lit a candle and opened the White Book to his own page. Quill and ink he found in a drawer. Beneath the last line Ser Barristan had entered, he wrote in an awkward hand that might have done credit to a six-year-old being taught his first letters by a maester:
>Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at Riverrun and ransomed for a promise unfuffilled. Captured again by the Brave Companions, and maimed at the word of Vargo Hoat their captain, losing his sword hand to the blade of Zollo the Fat. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Maid of Tarth.
>When he was done, more than three-quarters of his page still remained to be filled between the gold lion on the crimson shield on top and the blank white shield at the bottom. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
>Whatever he chose...
>>70880638
the book isn't canon anymore
>>70880653
How did we go from this...
To this:
>>70880640
>>70880638
We're in here
>>>/trash/3491499
>>70879115
who's guy is tormund
Am i the only one who actually appreciated Davos saying "If they're half as ferocious as their lady, the Boltons are doomed.", making Lyanna smile, while Jon and (especially) Sansa looked disgusted and disappointed? fucking unprofessional cucks
>>70879734
10000%
After Cersei dies him he will head North, go to Brienne for comfort and take her virginity, SCREENSHOT THIS POST.
>>70880726
no, it was a cute line
>>70876414
I want Brienne to marry Jaime so he can fuck off and be lord of the Westerlands with a proper noble lady.
I want Sansa to fuck off and marry Sweet Robin, uniting the North, the Vale and the Riverlands.
I want Bernie Sanders and Cersi dead.
I want the Cleganebowl.
I want the Sand Snakes dead.
I want Dany to be interesting again.
I won't have any of these. GRRM will die laughing without a book in sight.
>>70879934
where does it say the valonquar will die after killing her?
>>70879418
is sansan the new jonsa autism?
>>70879734
He threatened to genocide a great house and all their men just for the chance of fucking his sister.
>>70876833
Kit looks like a raging faglet
Anyone else want to see Jaime and Brienne fight?
>>70879418
>>70879848
Dude. He has a valyrian steel sword. Cuts through horses like butter. Not like he'd die again anyway.
>>70880719
He reminds me of one of the dwarves from the Hobbit but apparently he isn't.
>>70880272
The guy from Twilight is playing Rhaegar?
So how reckt is Jon's army going to be after Ramsay is done with him?
>>70880795
> implying best girl would fall for Jbeb lookalike.
Queens:
>Melisandre
>Margaery
>Sansa
>Kinvara
1st Row: Well known legendary fighters and Robert
>Prime-Dayne (Show): Dual Wielding; no Dawn
>Prime-Barristan
>Prime-Jaime: Both Hands
>Prime-Robert
2nd Row: Next gen's greatest fighters
>Hound
>Oberyn: Poisons and all
>Brienne: With Oathkeeper
>Mountain: Un-armored
3rd Row: Loose cannons
>Bronn
>Karl
>Jaquen
>Daario
Claim a Queen
Claim 3 Kingsguard
1 from each row
You can't pick the guy directly below them
(You cant pick Melly>Dayne>Hound>Bronn)
The rest is out to get you
>>70880719
He really does look like a Pixar character.
>>70880855
Giantsbane and the freefolk are fucking dead. Think about it, they gotta kill his wildling commander buddy as at this point Ramsay had Mance and we all know he's dying.
Sansa will get CIA's army out of it though.
>>70880905
How would Karl Drogo even compare to those? sure he was evasive and he's probably good in hand to hand but all those niggers are full plate armored
>>70880905
I choose Darkstar
>tfw GoT will never had a battle like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1Ej9Yqt68
>>70880905
>Kinvara
literally who?
>can't pick Melisandre and Dayne
rigged game
>>70880983
formation porn when?
>>70881003
a pleb tier one scene character
>>70880766
their last fight looked shit
>>70880945
He fights without a shirt, like Ramsay. Therefore he's unstoppable.
Note that the Dothraki Ser Friendzone wrecked wore a shirt.
Rookie error in Wsteros. Never wear a shirt. The sight of your manly pecs will reduce your opponent to cowering in terror and make them an easy target.
>>70880905
Mellisandre, Selmy, Mountain, Bronn
>>70878970
how is cia so fucking attractive i don't even
>>70881018
Sunday, anon.
Behold the might of the Bolton Phalanx. Wildling scum can't stand up to tactics that are more than running towards the enemy and dying
>>70880739
>>70881142
is cia actually attractive? To me he was always this asexual being
>Jon King Stands Alone
>Yara and Theon appear with their ironborn fleet and help Dany save Meereen
>still not enough ships for Dany's army
>Euron's ironborn fleet arrives
>all the masters of Astapor, Yunkai and Volantis are strapped to the prows of his 1000 ships
>managed to teleport and sack all three cities before getting to Meereen
>>70876414
>consensus of last episode was negative
>'Arya's wounds healed too fast'
If they waited an Ep. or two to push back her recovery/chase scene, would it have a better reception/payoff?
>>70879307
resting bitch face vs. eager-to-please troll pussy
>>70880983
>calvary
>instead of cavALry
I want to murder him every time he says it
>>70879215
>Last name Ramsey
Mormont's confirmed for betraying Jon
>>70881190
Shields they have are called "pavise" shields for archers to use in sieges and for being stationary.They cover the whole body and have spikes to stick into the ground. Any shield wall would not use shields this big though, because maneuverability and visibility sucks. They would have to be smaller. But the show is using a new dynamic in battle strategy as you said.
>>70881262
fr rlz tho tem hlz wr wck
>>70879215
>that fivehead
Dany is going to win because she's just Henry VII with a twat
>>70881190
It's gonna be Rome v Gaul up in here
>>70881262
they should not have grievously injured her.
slash her a few times maybe but no stab and twist
would you let brienne punch you in the balls?
>>70881351
>she's just Henry VII with a twat
So, Henry VII?
>>70881373
I'd let her peg me
>>70881259
>>Euron's ironborn fleet arrives
Pretty sure that is not happening unless he has hax fixing ships.
All Drogon&co have to do is burn down several and they will surrender and Danny has an entire fleet. Then Yara and Theon can command the fleet.
>>70881304
>>70881262
yes arya healing so fast was stupid, but the scene between tyrion, greyworm and missandei was equally as stupid and pointless, and brienne fleeing just jaime was also stupid. the hound being a meme superhero was fucking dumb and out of character
there was just a lot of stupid shit in the last episode and none of it really made sense.
>>70881262
she should not have been stabbed repeatedly in the first place, that would have killed her if it wasnt a show
>mfw Euron's speech about making 1000 ships could have been fixed with a single line
"Well, we do what we ironborns do best"
>>70881410
>the hound being a meme superhero was fucking dumb and out of character
Fuck off.
>>70881394
>Pretty sure that is not happening unless he has hax fixing ships.
>hax fixing ships
did you see arya's stomach hax
>>70881414
it usually kills in the show too
>>70881425
>>70880914
i'm not entirely convinced it's the same persojn
>>70876833
Tip toe regime = engaged.
>>70881425
admit it lad. the hound's plot is the S6 equivalent of the sand snakes
Is there any explanation as to why Euron didn't get suspicious when he was being crowned king and there were only like 8 people there? How did they not notice what appears to be every ship they own being stolen?
Won't it take forever to build 1,000 ships?
>>70881486
how do you figure that
>>70876833
>mfw kit's wearing heels and he still needs to get on his toes
>>70881251
cia is daddy
>>70881504
badly written and badly acted
>>70881516
what the fuck does that mean
>>70881492
>looking for logic in the show
>>70881504
better left off screen
>>70881523
how do you figure that
>>70881529
hmm. dabid has a bit of the googly eyes goin on
Is Jorah our guy?
I think he is.
Miss Andei is our girl for sure, in any case.
>>70881527
a lot of girls call guys they find sexually attractive daddy. usually older men.
>>70881573
It's the glue he sniffs.
>>70881561
>the hound is suddenly healed and at a worship camp building a church
>the hound's new friends get murdered
>he goes on a revenge rampage and kills them all in hilarious ways
>he meets up with his old pals the brotherhood
prepare for an epic buddy comedy full of snarky quips and predictable writing
>>70876543
kek
Who here /StannistheDaddis/? I crie evry tiem :'(
>>70881492
>Is there any explanation as to why Euron didn't get suspicious when he was being crowned king and there were only like 8 people there?
There were than that. He just assumed not everyone had time to go to it
>How did they not notice what appears to be every ship they own being stolen?
Because they were at his crowning
>Won't it take forever to build 1,000 ships?
Yes
>>70881635
*Cries*
>>70881654
>were than
More
>>70881529
you just know
>>70881630
>suddenly healed
I mean he was gone an entire season meanwhile arya is healed between episodes on multiple stab wounds, like that other guy said it could have been left off screen so there is the implication that he grew an attatchment to the group that saved and treated him well, everything else is par for the course at this point, I mean literally every tag team in this show could have been spun as "epic buddy comedy"
Why are people saying there's only one more season left? Budget cuts?
The way arya said "you ever wonder if there's anything west if westros" that they might do a spin off of a land further west?
I'm still pissed that they put 10min of joke talking bullshit in and can't properly kill off blackfish
I've only read books 1 and 2. Is it worth is it to pick up book 3 and go through them?
>>70881304
actually, from the pictures, it looks like the first rank is comprised of the men that hold the big shields, while the ranks behind them use pikes, not spears, to use between the shields.
if you look in the background, the pikes are eaisly 15+ ft in length
Beric >>>>>>>>>> Lady Stoneheart
Showfags >>>>>>>>> Bookfags
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays
>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
>>70881630
You seem autistic
>>70879219
Ozzyman is garbage
