>>70872280
Azor Jon!
nth for Preston
Robert = 4chan
Stannis = reddit
Renly = tumblr
>>70874500
>mfw bookfags will NEVER EVER get The Winds of Winter
>No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Preston
>>70874540
>>70874238
>>70874374
>>70874403
Tell that to girls that have brought up my being a hairy fuck as a negative ;_;
![[dragon noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/BWXukw2.jpg "[dragon noises].png")
>RAAAAAR
What did be mean by this?
>>70874567
Why is Cersei so perfect
>>70874575
do wildlings know how to ride horses?
I'd fuck Sansa to be honest.
>>70874594
Someone create a new thread
>>70874500
>all these based jaime threads
thanks OP
>>70874594
Or they both saved the same google image from tumblr
>>70874608
She's the queen
North plot in TWoW
1. Prologue with Jon inside Ghost
2. Stannis lures the Freys into the lake
3. Stannis burns Arnolf Karstark, pretending he's Theon Kinslayer, and sends Theon into Winterfell pretending to be Arnolf to tell Roose that Stannis has been defeated.
4. Mance has lured Ramsay and his dogs into the crypts and locked them in. No one in Winterfell knows what happened to Ramsay.
5. Theon lets Stannis' forces into Winterfell and they take the castle at night.
6. Jon wakes up in the cold storage underneath Castle Black among salted ham and smoked meats. Melisandre, Selyse, and Shireen have been hiding underneath the castle while mutineer NW and wildlings kill each other. Mel tells Selyse that she saw Jon in the flames and the Queen's Men recover his body. Mel and Selyse burn Shireen to resurrect Jon.
7. Mel and Selyse arrive at Winterfell with Jon. Selyse tells Stannis about Shireen in private and he chokes her to death in anger. He throws Melisandre in the dungeons and speaks to Jon at length about what happened and what he saw.
8. Stannis works with Jon and Manderly to figure out the future of the North and how Stannis will take back the Iron Throne, but these plans are wasted when the Night's King invades the North and the South has descended into war between two Targs.
>>70874630
download it and see
>>70874500
you really are pathetic Brad. I wouldn't be shocked if you were behind a lot of the threads today.
Put you fucking trip back on.
>>70874594
Report him.
>>70874604
They're probably sjw trash who wants cuck beta numales.
Find a real girl
>>70874643
There have been only five postings of that gif
every time was by Bradamante
he is CLEARLY FUCKING BAN EVADING
Cutest Lord.
>>70874643
We can't trust brad, he got be warned once
http://www.farfarawaysite.com/section/got/gallery6/gallery9/gallery.htm
>>70874625
>when she sees you
>Bookfags triggered by based Brad
>>70874626
No, he'll report all of us and try and get us and /got/ banned if we do that.
Report him and his thread.
He's ban evading
>>70874640
>implying show Jaime is based
completely butchered his redemption senpai
>>70874677
cutest olly!
>>70874500
I want to sit on his face
>>70874604
there are some girls who are so brainwashed into the "body hair is gross" thing that they start applying it to their boyfriends. my sister forces her boyfriend to shave his entire body because she finds ANY hair disgusting.
i think she's nuts. i promise there are girls who will be fine with, and even prefer, you being hairy.
>>70874730
>implying he'd wanna rim your smelly man ass
>>70874757
>implying i am a man
Why do certain people get all assblasted about others making threads, the fuck does it matter who makes the threads?
reminder that Cersei always wins in the end
>>70874672
actually sjw are more likely to not shave themselves and they see body hair as a beautiful natural thing.
its shallow girls who wax everything and stay completely hairless that often expect the same commitment to grooming from their men.
>>70874661
stop maisieposting
>>70874779
Based Jon poster
Are you excited for him to be named King in the north once he takes Winterfell??
Please more Alfie posting please
>>70874784
fine, tranny. no big deal dude.
>>70874784
S O C A L
O
C
A
L
>>70874828
i will in the next thread, i'm waiting for this one to be deleted
>>70874784
>implying he'd wanna eat your smelly girl vag
>>70874813
I'd let her win desu senpai
>>70874847
Funny I am from So Cal
>>70874630
results?
>>70874815
>people who maintain themselves expect the same from a partner
well colour me fucked
>>70874647
>Jon wakes up in the cold storage underneath Castle Black among salted ham and smoked meats.
lel
>>70874856
If you got banned you probably deserved it though
>>70874801
because they're whiny autists.
>>70874854
He eats his ugly wifes why not mine?
>>70874848
Thank you we need more Alfie love in here
>>70874863
obv a fake. It isn't up on BTN
>>70874647
>sends Theon into Winterfell pretending to be Arnolf to tell Roose
wat
>>70874856
Why did he get banned? I didn't like his posts, simply curious.
MODS MODS MODS
OP IS BRADAMANTE
HE IS BAN EVADING
PROOF >>70874594
>>70874867
>maintaining yourself is being a hairless mole person
No
>>70874867
You need to wax everything off to "maintain' hygiene
>>70874912
he posted a picture of his cologne
>>70874884
Well I didn't get banned, but at least 3 anons did.
One of them was just praising the mods for banning Brad and got banned for it. Brad probably reported him out of spite
>>70874867
im just saying, the chances of a sjw complaining about your body hair is pretty much zero. plenty of other things to hate them for but that's not one.
>>70874813
Too bad she'll die, I really like Lena
>>70874647
Bretty sick
>>70874927
What cologne?
>>70874735
Thanks, friendo. I hope I'll run into them, eventually.
>>70874912
offtopic posting was the official cause.
Posted some lotion pic of something saying that's what he smelled like according the ban list.
>>70874596
>>70874820
underrated
>>70874959
Nobody thinks that
>>70874966
because the law is the law
>>70874966
We see you, Brad
>>70874959
I'd prefer less hair than me, since that's more of a staple of femininity.
>>70874861
i bet you're a qt
>>70874993
>Stannis autism goes too far
>>70874966
The drama and fighting is just like GoT!!!
>>70874948
Clear Water for Men
>>70874726
Olly confirmed Mormont bastard. He should have taken over as Lord Commander
>>70874948
calvin klein collection
>>70874966
This, Stannis autists are the worst
>>70874993
Are you an AI?
>>70874630
not on my private tracker = no dice
>>70874952
try to find a hippie/boho/hipster type girl. the type who shop at urban outfitters. they love hairy mountain man "daddy" type guys. even better if you can grow a beard.
>>70875068
Brad?
>>70874948
>>70875086
no, i'm waiting for the thread to be deleted and for brad to be banned
Hey /GoT/ I made same Arya fan art. What do you think?
>>70875095
yes desu
>>70875010
Well I am not white just to let you know
>>70875086
Why does your name have a spelling mistake
>>70875119
i like it
>>70875119
pwetty good, looks like book arya. Link me to your site.
>>70875135
Because I've gone too far to turn back now
>>70875135
Because the Targs were a mistake
>>70874882
GRRM spent time describing the food storage and hidden tunnels under Castle Black for a reason. He also specifically mentioned salted and smoked meats.
>>70874905
Theon looks like Arnolf at this point after being Reeked. Arnolf has betrayed Stannis, the Northmen want Theon's head but Stannis knows how useful Theon could be. So he'll burn Arnolf to make the Northerners think he got justice for Bran and Rickon. Then he'll use Theon posing as Arnolf to infiltrate Winterfell, as well as that one Karstark son who isn't a traitor.
Yes Roose Bolton might recognize Theon, but the men at the gates won't. Especially if he is accompanying a Karstark force and a Karstark son. And Ramsay will be dog chow by that point.
>>70875119
face is nothing like her. she has eyes far apart and a small nose
>>70875119
sweet girl
>>70875119
Pretty cool
>>70875119
What do you think of my fanart?
>>70875159
you could always go further though and complete your metamorphosis and add a trip
>>70875180
George also spends half a page describing courses of feasts.
>>70875130
who said only white girls can be cute? are you latina or black?
>>70875158
You already know my site.
>>70875180
>Theon looks like Arnolf at this point after being Reeked.
But Roose only ever knew Theon after The Reekening.
>>70875119
Looks more like the Waif
>>70875230
n-no, I don't.
>>70875218
It's better this way
>>70875158
http://droolingdemon.tumblr.com/
Be nice you fucking faggots.
>>70874545
>implying it won't come out December of this year
>>70874647
Stannis burns Shireen. It's been confirmed
>>70875308
>implying that wasn't said last year
>or the year before that
When is winter coming? It's been six years since that old lady scared little kids about winter coming.
>>70874589
this is unironically my favorite /got/ shitpost
>>70875300
>http://droolingdemon.tumblr.com/
very tumblr indeed. are you gender fluid?
>>70874730
are you the other girl anon that loves nikolaj? i like you. you have good taste.
>>70875308
The ASOIAF community is gonna be GOAT when/if TWOW comes out. So many theories in the first 2-3 months, not same rehashed shit
>>70875351
global warming
>>70875346
Stop out-implying my implications at once.
>sperg wars still going
>fgts attacking the Mannis
>reporting
>brad
Jesus fucking christ it didn't get any better did it.
>>70874511
I hope he dies in the bastard battle just so the fanny who set up this bot gives it up and takes it down.
I mean really dies.
>>70875308
>bookfags still think GRRM has written anything since 2010
>>70875300
>http://droolingdemon.tumblr.com/
Adorable style. Although you look like you love cock
>>70875415
I hope he keeps it alive just to spite you
>>70874647
what did you do? rip off various theories and combine it? fucking kys
>>70875392
What a sweet little arabic stand in
Everything's just been so god damn predictable outside of the deaths of characters that have no consequences on anything. Show is getting boring.
>>70875300
I like it
But yeah, I bet you're gay(not that there's anything wrong with that)
>>70875427
GRRM was writing a Cersei chapter before Balticon. Since then he's been sick though
>>70874604
Fuck that shit my man, be a hair bear like your great forefathers in times gone past
AND THEY SHALL RECEIVE YOU IN VALHALLA
>>70875435
it's been 5 years since ADWD anon, how the fuck do you expect him to be original by now?
a man
>>70875455
>everything's been so predictable because i read the leaks
>>70875225
Yes but that's to fulfill his food fetish. He clearly described the tunnels under Castle Black to use later, just like he set up R'oller resurrection to use on a main character later.
>>70875245
Right but Roose won't be the one at the gates letting people in.
>>70875336
Shireen gets burned to res Jon. But Stannis doesn't have a part in it. Notice that Selyse and Mel were with Stannis in the show but separated in the books.
>>70875455
yeah man, that's why we'll create 10 threads about it!!!!!
>>70874825
Not him, but i'm also a Jonbro. I'm looking forward to all of Jon's big moments in the last two episodes tbqh, but at the same time I'm cautious that crowning Jon as KITN will come across as a lame copy of Robb's scene and status.
Jon has much bigger destiny than being Robb 2.0, i'd rather they declared Sansa as Queen and delved further into the Rhaegar reveal, but from the leaks it just sounds like only Lyanna is touched upon.
But at the same time, Sansa has been getting way too many moments over Jon in this season. Having the North recognize him for his accomplishments in the battle will make me happier, so yeah i'm hype for it.
>>70875300
lose the facial hair, trust me.
>>70875373
Unfortunately I think /got/ might dissolve post-season due to highly concentrated autism and mod faggotry, but at least westeros.org and /r/asoiaf won't be packed with the rotton, over-used, normie memes like it is in its current state.
Madness and stupidity
Was this the worst written episode yet?
>SMELLS LIKE PUSSAH TA MAY
>OI POD WIT THE MAGIC COCK
>ya think they're fookin in there?
>you're bad at dying XD
>CUNT
>I prefer chicken
>I MAK JOK
>I'll catapult your baby LMAO
>but my lord, you're not my lord, my lord!
>he was killed fighting sir
>at last, after all these years you have finally become No One
not to mention:
>hound cock
>filler
>dany marching in like a fucking comic book character
>more filler
>cleganebowl cancelled
This episode was garbage.
>>70875470
i expect him to fuck off. we've read all these theories already. fucking hate the fat man.
>>70875508
most of the autists have fled or changed
i'll make a new one sometime soon cataloguing the different types
>>70875471
I imagine this panning out to revel a cute little onesie
>>70875488
Littlefinger and Jon gonna have a scene together in the snow episode 10. I think he will reveal R+L=J somehow to Jon
Jon won't just be King in the north, he'll use his power to unite the realm against the others, unlike Robb
>>70875461
>he said he was writing a Cersei chapter
ftfy
>>70875522
>not wanting to see how big the hound's cock is
>>70875508
Was Piracy considered an autist? He was a tripfag, sure, but at least he added to conversation.
He might be the only tripfag I miss.
>>70875477
stannis will burn shireen eventually. the battle of winterfell is just a small piece of the book. lots will happen between the battle and stannis burning her.
>>70874500
>>70875493
i'm a girl and i like his beard, i think he'd look too young without it.. but idk i'd have to see both ways to make a final choice.
>>70875522
Fuck it theres only two more to go
>>70875522
>wahhhh why did they have to show hound's dick? what's up with all the pointless male nudity? d&d are hacks!
>WOOO DANY SHOWED HER TITS BEST CHARACTER EVER!
>>70875581
>>70875533
make sure to include /hg/ n Ozy
>>70874630
Definitely not
>>70875587
yes, then you can go back to finishing your PhD.
>>70875300
I bet Steven Universe is your favorite tv series
>That AFFC prologue
What was the point of it all? What did we learn?
>>70875609
Ozy being Ozge poster right?
>>70875228
Latina
friendly reminder that ros has the best tits in GOT
>>70875603
>>70875626
y-yes thats exactly what ill do
>>70875642
what was the point of these 2 books?
what did we learn?
>>70875642
Spotted the pleb.
So D&D wrote an episode of IASIP, Flowers for Charlie.
Some of the IASIP people were allegedly going to have a cameo in got this season. This is not the case.
There is no cameo. They are ghostwriting the season.
>cock jokes
>fart jokes
>grab pods dick
>stick a finger up an ass
>repeated use of 'pussy'
>nonsensical storylines
>>70875356
Man, if only there wasn't that black screen flash it would've been a perfect loop.
The Bolton forces in a shield wall scaring the fuck out of the wildings looks so god damn cool. Reminds me of the opening scene of Rome. Elite trained soldiers slaughtering barbarians
>>70875656
ok that was actually pretty funny
>>70875664
We'll only truly know after WoW
>>70875712
i'll watch the dorne plot on repeat for the next 20 years if we see those golden tits.
>>70875600
>>70875642
Faceless men have a bigger plan.
They got a dragon egg off Euron, and now they're stealing a book about dragons from the citadel. The same guild of assassins who probably took down Valyria
Will Pycelle
>farts
when he inevitably dies?
>>70875645
yup, not as bad imo but kill'em all at this point
>>70875712
Nice knowing you've got your priorities straight
>>70875119
You forgot her belly bleeding out
>>70875522
This motherfucker.
>>70875734
brad changes his trip sometimes, you should probably mention that
>>70875712
the opening scene of episode 10 will be an unsimulated sex scene between petyr and sansa and we'll finally be able to see them titties
>>70875195
Underrated
>>70875766
fag detected
so, why don't Sansa, Davos, House Mormont, House Hornwood or House Mazin have a problem with wildlings?
the rest of westeros seems to hate them with good reason
i thought jon was the only culturally enriched southener who liked the wildlings because he actually spent time with them living as a wildling himself
>>70875431
Don't worry nothing I want ever happens so you'll be fine no matter what
>>70875806
Ice zombies
>>70875783
don't tease me anon
>>70875648
>there are qt latinas posting in /got/ right now
what do i do with myself?
>>70875819
What kind of things were you hoping to happen?
>>70875768
Did you make this? It's incredible. I laughed audibly.
>>70875783
mmm, CIA's titties
>>70875783
>unsimulated sex scene between petyr and sansa
please based god
>>70875580
That doesn't seem likely. Stannis only really cares about Shireen and Davos. He shows it with Davos when he makes him Hand, and he hasn't really shown it with Shireen. It makes more sense for his character for him to break his autist rules to kill his wife in anger when he loses his only daughter and heir.
He would be much more likely to abandon his claim and become the 999th LC of the NW if his heir is dead. It doesn't make sense for him to kill his own heir to pursue his claim like in DnD's story.
>>70875783
You mean between Jon and Sansa
>>70875685
I think they over did it on the shield size.
>>70875806
The North at least believes in the white walkers more than the other houses might. Plus the wildlings aren't acting like their normal wildling self
>>70875648
you have to go back
>>70875849
how do you know she's qt without seeing a pic? she could be a land whale.
>>70875664
what was the point of got and acok
>>70875768
topnotch
>>70875868
Which house is this?
is Ramsay legit wearing Shaggydog's skinned pelt?
>>70875868
Nae
those existed
>>70875902
'the flayed man' -Boltons
>>70875751
Don't feed the pleb. People who think nothing happens in Feast, Dance or Winter just can't visualise things outside of King's Landing or picture the plot having other significant players.
>>70875902
le flaying man
>>70875885
how do you know she's not
>>70875885
>tfw she is a gender fluid kinokin
>>70875898
war is bad? always marry a Frey?
>No LSH
>No Manderly
>No Vication
>No Darkstar
>No Cleganebowl
How can you fuck up this hard?
>>70875902
House Colossal Titan
>>70875905
no you tard
shaggydog got beheaded
>>70875861
he's also shown his willingness to burn heirs. he almost burnt robert's bastard. I think eventually, he will become desperate and to thwart the WW, mel will convince him to burn shireen so that he can become azor azai. we shall see.
>>70875935
HIGH TEST
>>70875905
I mean, the head was too small already, but this is ridiculous!!
>>70875935
would smash
>>70875935
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>70875866
nope, petyr and sansa.
he will finally breed her next season.
>>70875902
stark..
>>70875929
>>No Vication
i need a break too
>>70875866
>jonsa
>>70875905
I like the consistency of the armors with their fathers' armors.
>>70875935
Would cuddle
>>70875985
at least put a little more effort into your shitposting
>>70875935
gross
>>70874630
downloaded, it's fake
>>70875967
the OTP of the series
confirmed by sophie turner
jonxsansa tards should be gassed
>>70876013
like posting something as stupid as "jonsa"?
>>70875942
Possible but doesn't seem likely. Stannis is logical and not very ambitious for his own sake, so killing his own heir doesn't make sense. It's a little more likely that he'd do it to thwart the WW but I don't see qt Shireen surviving that long. Mel has been wanting to burn her since the beginning and Selyse doesn't seem to give a shit.
>>70876013
>shitposting
>effort
plz
>>70875942
or mel will burn her behind his back, n while Jons still dead
>I ship Jonsa
>>70876032
at least his is contextually relevant, you just typed
>jonsa
and called it a day
Name a better looking man
>>70876030
i can't wait to see the outrage when sansa fully forgives him after the battle
>>70876082
>>70875935
>>70876013
>jonsa is shitposting
pls stop
>>70868415
But who would win if they all entered an arena?
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Ten of House Goodmen wielding climbing spikes
Ser Sixtytwo of House Proudmen
Fookin Legend
A shirtless Ramsay with double daggers
4 Bad Poosey's
>>70875935
Shagged worse.
Jonsa is canon.
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays
>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
>>70876064
the only thing jonsa is relevant to is faggotry and autism
>>70876064
not him but was the point of the pic lost on you?
Or just being contraian?
>>70875365
Nope
But thank you Nicolaj is a fine specimen
>>70875908
Source? I'm not familiar with any Europeans having shields this size. Definitely not the Romans.
>>70876119
>not using tomorrow
>>70876124
Awful. I wish you never showed me that
>>70876133
>>70876126
shut the fuck up
I want them to breed.
>>70875935
i'd smash but puppyfu is better
>>70876133
don't try an apply logic to Jonsafags
>inb4 logic 4chun hurr durr
>>70876124
once again, always go with your gut instinct. fuck.
Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen(a cadet branch of House Goodmen)
Ser Fifty of House BestkillersontheIronIslands
>>70876124
Same guy who gave us olly.
Fuck him
>>70876177
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
