>Sansa's exactly like her mother
>Jon's broody, does shit even if he doesn't want to and dresses and styles himself like Ned
Could it be? Edition
>>70774471
Azor Jon
SANSA THE WHORE
The show is running into a weird problem. It's killing off all the good actors and leaving the poor ones alive.
>Jaime literally LITERALLY undoing his own character arc
Fucking showfags
>>70775771
gtfo with your tumblr fan fictions
we are in here >>70775747
>final scene is Bran surrounded by people congratulating him
>>70775826
The catapult quote is literally taken from the novels, you mongoloid.
>>70775821
huh?
they didn't kill off daenerys yet
F
>>70775771
First for autistic redditors being BTFO.
>Arya is the waif XD XD XD
mark mylod of house D&D, first of his name
father of lemons
the unskilled
breaker of memes
>>70775848
That's the meme thread, my kind sir. This is the one and true thread.
>episode 10
>Jamie returns just in time to witness Cersei go full Mad Queen
>realizes she is pretty much the worst type of person
>Great Sept of Baelor BTFO by wildfyre
>High Sparrow and Margery kill
>Tommen throws himself from a window in his grief
>not satisfied and completely mad at this point, Cersei tells Qyburn to "burn them all"
>Jamie gets triggered, starts choking her
>the fires engulf much of the city and reach the Red Keep just as the first snows of winter fall on Kings Landing
it is known
>>70775826
They undid Theon's arc too. In this episode missandei actually said the Starks are the enemy. Theon is now going to help the enemy of the starks
Why can't anyone defend the show without resorting to personal attacks?
>>70775771
I enjoyed the Arya scene. Ask me anything.
>>70775873
one quote doesn't make up for his character assassination
>>70775848
>no /got/ in the subject
>no backlink
Fuck off faggot
dont post in this thread any more guys use mine instead
>arya le badass assass XD goes west, gets revenge, then goes even wester and becomes asian
>All plot relevant "good guys" go north
>Cersei kills the faith militant with wildfire somehow causing Tommen's death in the process. Bonuses points if some of the ashes from his body float in the air and land on her tongue. Haha get it. Ash in her mouth. Haha oh wow.
>Succession war imminent, no rightful ruler
>Just in time for Dany to arrive
>Varys plots with CIA and others to unify the north to stand strong because honestly nobody around there gives a fuck anymore
>All this chaos and turmoil just in time for Dany to save the day GOOODD JAAAAAAB
>everybody gets tipped 100$
>the audience claps
>several burst into treats
>>70775904
lmao nerd
>>70775898
It doesn't snow in KL, that is ash falling.
>>70775915
Are you Maisie?
>>70775898
screen cap this
>>70775883
F
I guess she really didn't "see" that ending coming for her.
>>70775915
which of your five senses are you missing?
>>70775898
snows or ashes
>Waited 8 episodes for zombie Mountain to go nuts
>it's a cutaway death
>>70775922
too bad you didn't give a link so I'm forced to use this one. Oh and if you reply I can't know it was you
I want to TORTURE Cordy!
>>70775826
>books
>jaime sees how much of a bitch Cersei really is, then goes on his redemption arc and finally grows into the man he's meant to be as a strong and smart leader and all around great man; comes to terms with all the shit he's done in the past and realizes his mistakes and learns from it all
>show
>I love Cersei and I'll do anything to get back to her
BRAVO D&D
>>70775898
Retard. That picture is meant for when the White walkers win.
FUCK THIS EPISODE WAS SO ANTI-CLIMATIC
>>70775883
>>70775883
PURE KINO
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>>70775903
Did you even fucking listen to the episode? Do you need help? Do you have trouble breathing being so fucking retarded?
"Lannisters and Starks are enemies" as in "Why would they be in the same tavern"
>religion fags outlaw trial by combat
Lame
Is this the worst character ever written?
no more mylod episodes this season
>RIP AND TEAR
>>70775975
Lol my daughter's name is Cordy
Well isn't this a fucking good season. Since episode 2 until now it was pretty solid, and ep9 and 10 won't be bad for sure with Winterfell battle, Dany going for Westeros, Arya killing Freys and that burning the shit up scene.
I predict this season to turn out to be better than the 4th even.
everythings turning up nights king
Speaking of Sansas mother, the lord of light faggots where hanging out by a river and..... nothing.
>>70775979
it's because show Cersei didn't treat him lile shit
![tumblr_n7ab5lWGHa1rnw4ljo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wnwfey3.jpg "tumblr_n7ab5lWGHa1rnw4ljo1_1280[1].jpg")
>implying any Greyjoys are arriving at Danys doorstep
>POST YFW CERSEI BURNS THE WHOLE CITY DOWN
How are you guys not hyped for episode 9? We get to see Jon in battle over winterfell. We have been literally waiting for this for the last four years.
Jon gets to fight a loathsome villain not a single fan likes.
It's going to be intense and brilliant like Blackwater.
>>70775937
>Sheldon Cooper is an extra
>bazinga's when dany saves the day
>Starks all look at each approvingly and laugh
>>70775979
>>jaime sees how much of a bitch Cersei really is, then goes on his redemption arc and finally grows into the man he's meant to be as a strong and smart leader and all around great man; comes to terms with all the shit he's done in the past and realizes his mistakes and learns from it all
when did this happen in the books? you're making bookfags look bad by making shit up
>>70776041
Who is this?
>kevan is killed by varys
>tommen, cersei and jaime are executed
>tyrion is sentenced to death or exiled for literally causing the deaths of thousands of former slaves
How come after chasing her through half of Bravos,The Waif decided to slowly walk after a vulnerable Arya?
And why did Jaquen say "A has become no one" when she left because she didn't want to be no one?
Why is Arya's plot so retarded?
That Lem Lemoncloak actor must be loving all that free attention he got from those who refuse to accept LSH is cut.
Arya confirmed for the stupidest person ever.
"Let's take a stroll in Braavos without my sword, even if there's a faceles assassin after me, i don't care"
Arya/Jaqen ruse unconfirmed
Cleganebowl unconfirmed
>all we got this episode was literally dick
>D&D can't even give us some naked Waif action to sooth the burn from the dumpster fire this season as become
She's evil.
>season 2
Battle of blackwater
>season 6
WE HAVVE LORD EDMERE!!!11
ill throw ur baby in a catapult
le blackfish offscreen death
>>70775883
She just needed a good dicking. Jaqen was too much of a fag to dick her down.
Okay guys
Heres the big one
After 3 seasons+ of training
WHAT WILL ARYA DO?
you just know its going to be something great, right?
Something truly climactic and worth all that screen time.
So what will it be?
Make your predictions
What's up with off screen fights? No Blackfish vs Lannisters and no Arya vs Waif
What was the point of Brienne going to Riverrun? It went nowhere
>>70775883
>the way she ran at the camera like the feminator
i couldn't stop laughing
>>70776064
The entire siege at Riverrun, dummy.
HAHAHAHAHHA WHERE ARE ALL THE CLEGANEFAGS NOW?!?!??AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>70776064
>Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.
>A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”
>>70775958
No.
>>70775964
None. As a matter of fact, I have heightened senses.
They said the Starks and the Lannisters are enemies with each other. Grey worm was confused because they were both included in Tyrion's joke and he didn't understand why the two families would go to a bar together.
>>70776016
I feel bad for her.
Just how stupid do you think she felt when she started doing those terminator stares at Arya?
I get second hand shivers.
>>70776097
She kills someone lol
>>70776034
I am pretty sure Cat is a fucking skeleton by now. I would actually be kinda mad if a recognizable corpse just washed up on the side of the river after three fucking years
>>70776034
>Wouldn't it be crazy if an undead woman with a heart of stone popped up out of the river right now and starting hanging people LOL!
I half-expected it in the script
>>70775883
S-syrio's back, guyz.
>unsullied and dothraki horde with iron islanders sailing back to westerns
>United north under Jon Stark pick up what's left of south westerns as million strong army of wights storm through the wall after nights king manipulates brans ability to cause a schism in time to before the wall was created, because wights are dead they can pass through
>Dany riding dragons sees the approaching Wight army and is advised by red priestess the Jon is with another red priestess and in order for dany to truly conquer westeros and take her rightful place the true evil must be destroyed
>Unsullied, iron born and dothraki horde flank the wights, while all of westeros charges in head first
>Shot of Jon running in while dany carves up above him on dragon
>Wights defeated, but 80/90% loss for team Jon/Dany
>Final fight with nights king, drogon flame + valerian steel greatly weakens him
>Bran gives killer blow with mind powers
>"To rebuild we must join together, the houses of ice and fire, and unite for the prosperity of westeros"
>Bran lives in tree in winter fell
>Jon stays north, king of the north
>Dany in kingslanding
>Final scene is tyrion telling dany a good ruler always has a constant flow of wine, dany smiles, cut to north, jon and sansa standing in winter fell looking at tree bran, they turn and walk back into castle, castle gates close.
>Credits
Pottery..
>>70776023
is her last name Hill?
>>70776023
short for Cordelia, illiteratebro
>>70776052
>>70776064
everything that follows after he's captured and has his hand-chopped off.
>>70776086
More like she is pissed that this episode fucking sucked diseased cock.
>smells like pussy
what did he mean by this
HAAHHAHA THIS SHOW HAS NO SALVATION AT THIS POINT HAHHAHA ITS RUINED HAHAH BRAVOOO D&D HAHAH BRAAVOOOOOO
>>70775975
why she so blurry, bros?
And another genuinely likeable older white male character checked off the list by D and D.
Who's left?
>>70776066
the last heir to Robert Baratheon and obviously not good a row boats.
Wun Wun is the last giant?
Because looks like he's gonna die in the next one.
Why are offscreen deaths becoming a meme now?
>>70776064
literally the entire fourth book
>>70776126
We're better off this part anyway, it seems to be going nowhere in the books as well.
>>70775966
They're saving him for when Derek goes nuts and people try to stop her.
>tfw he kills a gorillion knights and Kings guard until he is beheaded by Jaime and Bring tag team.
How does Danny get out of this endless cycle of conquering and then getting cucked? At this point he needs to burn every Essos city to the ground
Where do you get all those leaks?
Seriously, at first I thought they where theories, but I have come to realise that they are fucking spoilers.
>>70776041
Anyone have the updated boat of missing/forgotten characters image?
>>70776079
>Let's take a stroll in Braavos without my sword
makes sense to be honest.
She can't beat the Waif in daylight even if she had Needle. Couldn't even beat Waif with a stick when the Waif was just doing hand to hand.
>tyrion is literally a caricature of himself, the funning quipping dwarf who belongs in a circus
>jamie is le ebil incest man, no complexity "its all for cersei
>arya, danerys mary sues
>blackfish is stubborn man who would rather die than help john
>given the chance to escape he chooses to just die and lose the castle for nothing
>foreshadow the shit out of lady stoneheart and clegane bowl
>only to have them LITERALLY unconfirm the clegane bowl and piss on the stoneheart theory
Why do the directors think that Daenerys' mere presence is enough to make the viewers lose their shit?
Was that scene supposed to be suspenseful?
Fuck mylod so much
>>70776086
why is there a bat behind her lmao
>>70776147
The scenes in the Riverlands were pretty fucking good desu
Which episode will be better?
The battle of blackwater or the battle of the bastards?
>Arya is LITERALLLY holding her personal sword
>the one that Jaqen told her to throw away a year ago
>"Finally...you have become No One™."
>>70775979
Book cersei is more cartoonishly evil and deranged.
>>70776158
does it matter if he does? its not like he can breed with anything else
>>70776131
>yfw Dabid trolls /got/ regularly
>mentioning that Stannis is dead like 9 times this season while never showing the body
>releasing that picture of the Waif and shadow a day before the episode to hype Syrio rumors
>>70776157
>implying all Robert bastards were accounted for before they killed them.
Season 6, summarized
>Jon's corpse is defended by someone who has no reason to care about him
>Jon is resurrected and then suddenly feels the need to conquer Winterfell
>Theon and Sansa survive a massive fall to be saved from Bolton men JUST IN TIME by Brienne
>Sansa meets up with Jon and then suddenly feels the need to conquer Winterfell
>Theon suddenly feels the need to go back to the Iron Islands, where his uncle has killed his father and suddenly decides that Theon and his sister need to die
>Theon and his sister suddenly decide to sail across the world to meet Daenerys
>Tyrion quips and drinks
>Varys suddenly feels the need to sail across the world
>Daenerys gets superpowers and gets a Dothraki horde and arrives back in Meereen JUST IN TIME
>The Hound is alive
>Brienne traverses the continent to have a short conversation with Jaime
>Jaime suddenly feels the need to take Riverrun back from the Blackfish, who suddenly feels the need to die for no reason
>The High Sparrow wins over Tommen
>Margaery pretends to be pious but draws a rose for her grandmother
>Quasimodo gets hit with a stick, refuses to do her job, gets stabbed, runs around, kills the Waif, leaves Braavos
Why do you people defend this shit?
>>70776154
Jorah, may he rip
CIA not far behind
>>70776052
Now post yfw the Mad Queen isn't actually Dany - she's Cersei.
This season is true equivalent to A Feast For Crows.
>dark as fuck
>kinda empty feel
>Cersei going crazy
>Jaime in Riverrun
>stuff at Tommen's court
>>70776012
Doesn't change the fact that Dany is on a warpath to conquer the lords of westeros, which include Starks.
>>70775973
>Series Finale
>White Walkers soundly defeated after a hard battle
>Jon and Sansa share a passionate kiss as the sun begins to rise on a new dawn
>Suddenly Gendry pulls up in his rowboat
>"Hey guys, what'd I miss?"
>Laugh track, freeze frame on Gendry's stupid smile
>roll credits
How do you react?
what the FUCK? Why is berric back? Why would they not include lady stoneheart? You can spare 20 minutes of letting us hear some witty dwarf tell jokes to a fucking dickless chicken armed no personality twat but you can't find the time to introduce probably the most intense character that fat old bastard ever created? Who /fuming/ here?
>Arya's plotline
This is some BAD fucking writing. Holy shit. They even had an obvious chance to make an awesome twist with the face changing and they still fucked it up.
Just how much of a retard do you have to be?
>>70775826
>"Jaime is always about Cersei and what he can do to help her and how to achieve whatever she wants. And for Brienne, it’s the same — she has an oath to Catelyn Stark. She’s extremely strong willed and has her honor and has to do the right thing always. Sometimes, with both them, you just want go, ‘For godssake, let it go for a one second. What about what YOU want?’ They never listen to themselves."
Jaime WANTS to be good and he has feelings for Brienne but he's still to loyal to Cersei. Once she burns KL to the ground he'll see her for who she really is.
>>70776198
Stoneheart is literally GRRM's biggest regret.
was anyone else let down when they didn't show a direct shot of the hound's cock pissing into the river?
>>70775785
what the fuck man how is this possible?
is this scripted?
>>70776134
Nope
>>70776137
Yes
>>70776215
True, but I wishes he would last a little longer. At least for one battle against the WW
>>70776212
what if he calls everyone no one because he can't remember anyones name or face
>>70776163
>happened twice in the SAME episode
>becoming a meme
>DANY COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE MEREEN
>BRIENNE COMES JST IN TIME TO SAVE SANSA
>THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE COME JUST IN TIEM TO SAVE WINTERFELL
>BENJEN COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE BRAN
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ahaha funny dwarf man scene. Hahahahaha funny joke hahahahaha.
There hasn't been a single good scene with Tyrion in this entire season. All of them have been absolutely cringy behind imagination all because of D&D's witty humour.
So Tyrion is another character to add to the ruined list.
>>70775883
At least she smirked one last time
>>70776097
>tfw she kills dany
I would pass out from cumming so much
>>70776204
That's a fell beast
>>70776012
>being this autistic
>>70776228
Jon wanted to go south, get a tan and fuck some Dornish babes. Sansa forced him to fight for Winterfell.
>>70776058
Nope. Jon sucks ass and will get stomped by Ramsay and his 20 good men, just in time for CIA to bring friends and get in charge.
>>70776228
more like, why do you still watch this shit? Do you hate yourself?
>inb4 I just want to see the trainwreck
nah
>Cersei burns the sept but how does she escape????
>tell me /tv/
>>70776250
I will repeat. There is nothing wrong with Arya's plotline.
>>70776228
It's fun shitposting about it and whining. It's similar to the quote Alliser had.
>Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth.
No matter what people here are going to find things to complain about. It's an adaptation and people will bitch and bitch, that's half the fun.
>>70776212
>faceless men
>making sense whatsoever
>basically be as pretentious as you possibly can
It's the worst part of the show. Glad it's over.
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/xUtnIsh.jpg "latest[2].png")
Remember character arcs? I remember character arcs.
No wait, I don't, MUH SISTER'S BAD PUSSY
how come finger smell like pussy when he touched him on the butt??
>>70776315
she rides her dragon away
>>70776174
shes admittedly a good conqueror but she don't know jack shit about running an empire when said empire isn't on the move conquering something.
If by some chance she does actually get the Iron Throne, she'lll be bored with the shit after a few years of running everything into the ground and march off with her dragons and armies to conquer the southern continent
>>70776197
The stroll trough Braavos is the main problem
>>70776312
>mad showfag tries to defend a shitty show
>>70776016
how utterly retarded. We called lady crane helping and lights out needle fight. What this episode needed was Jaqen mind fuckery.
DnD broke their unspoken rule about what music plays when. Jaqen's theme plays during stabbing scene in episode 7, but he isnt there. Why would DnD suddently decide to use that theme if he wasnt there?
Something about Jaqen H'gar suddenly making Arya a faceless man after she killed the waif and put a sword in his heart triggered my autism.
The scene would be a thousand times better if Jaqen remained silent and Arya just say her lines then he gives her the "ok" nod.
This is bullshit. D&D murdered the facelessman plot too. Pissed on it. More than Dorne.
I might be drunk now but please let me direct tgis shit instead of those two.
>>70776242
me
>>70775771
was it implied that the tullys at riverrun are now going to join jon's army or are they all just going home?
Why are people complaining and not talking about the impending epic that is the next episode?
I hope they keep killing all the retarded fanfiction.
>>70776315
She'll be fashionably late and it will blow up as she's walking to it.
Hey, the previews showed Jon and Melisandre together. Finally at the end of the season we will get some actual discussion of his resurrection, Azor Ahai, etc.
>Nah it'll be 2 minutes of conversation of him moping saying "don't bring me back"
>>70776315
Epic D&D writing.
>>70776242
>lady stoneheart?
she is literally and figuratively worse than fanfiction. Not even a 11 year old could come up with a worse character. There is no flaw of the show that can match her in terms of ridiculousness
>>70776286
Well, since Dany is being set up to be the bad guy for the end of the story, if anyone will need to be taken out by a super assassin it's her.
>>70776103
to lecture jaime and make him feel something for someone other than cersei. that's literally it.
>>70776229
They wrote Jorah out of the show already. He's not coming back. There's no cure but death.
>>70776333
he was taking about bp
>>70776309
Is CIA bringingthe big guy?
>>70776324
>There's a slight chance he's saying that unironically
>>70776342
>shes admittedly a good conqueror
which is literally just kill the person in charge
>>70776012
no... she meant that the lannisters and starks are the people who usurped the throne from the Targaryeans in the first place
>>70776021
FUCKING DISSAPOINTED
Was hped all fucking season to see him cut through faith like butter. and it turned into the fucking trailer
>>70776354
Because it's going to end like every other battle with a superior force rushing in at the last minute to save the day.
>>70776333
He was talking about Boypussy the best kind of pussy
>>70775880
"Queen of burgers = good"
>>70776163
offscreen deaths are the purest way to die.
>Stannis
>Blackfish
>Waif
>Robert
>all the others
>>70776346
at least I don't watch shit I hate
>>70775898
who do the little birds kill?
>>70776354
>actually literally saying epic unironically
I would tell you to kill yourself, but that would be letting you off easy.
>>70776366
literally the perfect character to exact revenge on the freys.
>pyramid might be under invasion
>somehow Greyworm and the rest of the Unsullied believe that the enemy might have already reached the top where they are without them even so much as noticing
>turns out it's just Dany
>with a confused as fuck look on her face
>we don't even get to see Drogon burning the slavers' ships, scene just cuts
Did absolutely NO ONE on set find this awkward as fuck? I was dying.
>>70776354
because
>Ramsay hasn't been in this season very much, which is just as well because he's cartoonishly evil
>Jon has barely said a word since being resurrected
>Sansa is retarded for not taking up Littlefinger's offer
>Ramsay will kill 50 good men shirtless and then will be defeated by the Vale army JUST IN TIME
>>70776379
for you
>>70776228
>no reason to care about him
Davos lost his whole purpose and he needed a new one
>then suddenly feels the need to "conquer" Winterfell
First, this was Sansa's idea you dumbfuck. Second, their fucking brother is in Ramsays dungeon.
>Theon suddenly feels the need to go back to the Iron Islands, where his uncle has killed his father and suddenly decides that Theon and his sister need to die
Whats wrong with any of that?
>Theon and his sister suddenly decide to sail across the world to meet Daenerys
Whats wrong with that?
>Varys suddenly feels the need to sail across the world
We don't even know what he wants to do?
>Daenerys gets superpowers and gets a Dothraki horde and arrives back in Meereen JUST IN TIME
Can't defend that.
>The Hound is alive
Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
>Brienne traverses the continent to have a short conversation with Jaime
Her job was to persuade the Blackfish, which she did
>Jaime suddenly feels the need to take Riverrun back from the Blackfish, who suddenly feels the need to die for no reason
He got the job from Tommen, a royal command
>The High Sparrow wins over Tommen
Predictable
>Margaery pretends to be pious but draws a rose for her grandmother
Whats wrong with that?
>Quasimodo gets hit with a stick, refuses to do her job, gets stabbed, runs around, kills the Waif, leaves Braavos
Can't defend this.
>"Why do people defend this shit"?
Because its defendable and your examples are aspie level autistic
>>70776350
>assassins who cost more than armies
>cant kill a little girl
>make a giant fucking scene in public
>also die to said little girl whiles shes bleeding like a stuck pig
shame, i actually liked the faceless men until this season
>>70776324
Arya's story line is progressing, though they've shown it in a poor way
I refuse to believe the Waif actress WASN'T told "act like a fucking Terminator" by the director during that chase scene.
>>70776354
Because we are not action babbys who only care about EPIC BATTLES XD
>>70776086
Did she fly ahead and abandon her army again?
Or are they just sitting outside the gates while the city burns waiting for her to give some orders?
One question, what was the point of that bullshit with Dorne at the start of the season if it'll never be shown/mentioned again
>inb4 Dany lands in Dorne and we get to mix watery shit with nutty shit
>>70776367
nah, her dragons will be important for killing whitewalkers
>>70776350
>Dorne
my god I blocked dorne from my mind, episode 1 was so awful
How could Arya run in the chase scene if she was fucking injured?
I dont like to complain for everything but this was absurd. Furthermore, when Arya won over the waifu. Shit made me rage.
BRAVO D&D
>>70776408
>she just walks in the door
>thats it, thats the big return
it was painful
>>70776228
You could literally summarize everything like this.
>Ned accepts to become Hand of the King after just getting informed Arryn died
>he for no reason opposes Joffrey who is crowned king and calls him a bastard right in his halls expecing not to die
>Arya for no reason decides fuck it I'm going to Braavos
>Robb refuses to marry Frey girl because that totally cant go wrong
>>70775964
smell.
>>70776367
I hope she kills Dario and uses his face.
>>70776212
>Arya walks around is broad daylight with no sword
>Think it's probably Jaqen H'ghar or a faceless man wearing her face
>mfw it's not
>mfw she just survives the stab wound and her walking around with her guard down is nothing more than shitty writing
>>70776263
yes
>>70776401
>he actually thinks this show is good
>>70776407
the only thing she's missing is a katana and a fedora
seriously I when I read about her I was convinced this was some sort of a ruse or a mistake.
>>70776086
Would have been 10/10 eppisode if the final 10 mins was her swooping in on Drogon and burning the FUCK out of the fleet.
But no. we are going to have fucking teleporting Yarra and Theon save the fuckign day
SHE'S ONTO US
>>70776345
Why? Keep in mind between the scene she blows out the candle and the stroll scene could have been weeks. She knew they would go after them, but she thought she had some time.
What was the thing Cersei had Qyburn investigate? Was it mentioned before or is it some asspull?
>>70776438
just a minor flesh wound
>>70776404
I say little birds kill HS
Screencap this
So where is Varys off too? What is this exploration?
>>70776404
qyburn probably sends his little dudes to kill pycelle and kevan
>>70776408
>We should form a defensive beachhead and take them as they leave their ships!
>NO WE'LL HOLE UP IN THIS PYRAMID BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY VIDEO GAMES IT'S A GOOD SPOT
>But they'll just lay siege to it after taking the city and we have a better chance keeping them-
>NO I AM THE SOLDIER NOW
>>70776454
>he actually still watches it and will watch it until the series finale
>>70776463
It was the rumor as to whether Stannis was alive and raising an army to take Winterfell.
>>70776407
But she isn't making Frey pies.
>>70776463
It is the wildfire caches mentioned in season 3 and shown in Bran's flashbacks.
>>70776350
>episode is titled No One
>expect some cool twists involving the faces
>expect a clever explanation for Arya's surviving 20 stabs to the stomach
>expect a nice showdown against the Waif
>get a shitty parkour scene
>Waif is Terminator
>she dies off screen
Okay then.
>>70776472
>Flesh wound
>Not Dramatic wound
>>70776479
Probably King's Landing and killing Kevan
>>70776385
I'm not. I'm being 100% genuine.
>>70775903
This post is pretty redundant because it's already been pointed out but I really feel like I need to hammer it home:
You are a thick fucking cunt
>now that a girl has killed a man's only pupil and betrayed the faceless men a girl really is no one
What did he mean by this?
can somebody just upload the last 2 shitty episodes so I can get on with my life? thank you.
>>70776479
He's going to meet up with Euron for that fake Dany storyline
Screencap this
The only thing I hate about the show right now is how they're constantly shitting on Jamie's character development.
>>70776459
>teleporting
They've been sailing for Mereen for a while now anon
It's not like these events are happening in real time or something
>>70776507
Kevan?
>>70776387
and shes gotten exceedingly good at it and getting fighters to follow her
>>70776489
>Tyrion actually defended a city against a siege
>Grey Worm got rekt by a bunch of rich guys with knives until Barristan saved him
>SHUT UP LITTLE MAN I'M IN CHARGE
>>70776463
it wasn't mentioned but I think they were talking about the stores of wildfire underneath kings landing from the Mad King
>>70776458
she's basically an Arthas-tier cartoon villain
>>70776260
Source on that would be nice.
>>70776263
I was hoping someone would post a picture of him pulling it out, after how many pictures I saw of that actor's dick from a few weeks ago. I'm sorely disappointed.
Beric tells Sandor that a cold wind is rising in the north and that they need him because the lord of light isn't done with him yet. Could this lend credence to the theory that Sandor will be the key to Littlefinger's downfall? He was in the throne room when Petyr betrayed Ned.
>>70776463
She's probably going to burn the city with wildfire and then Jaime will be forced to kill her. It's like pottery.
>>70776250
End of last week's episode: Arya is bleeding out and the Waif is in pursuit.
This week's episode: Arya and Crane have a moment, but then Arya starts bleeding again and is being chased by the Waif.
Why even bother with Crane at all? Did anything important happen between her and Arya? Why didn't the show have Arya and the Waif run to needle after the first stabbing?
>my little birds ;)
This is the most plot convenient bullshit hack writing I have ever witnessed. I even had a problem with this shit in season 1.
>>70776097
I think the waif will be sent by either cersei, or the tyrells to cover up their killing of jeoffry, to kill salsa
>>70776432
It's an end to that whole storyline. Glad they did it.
>>70776432
Uhhhh Dany is going to land in Dorne and ally with the Greyjoys/Tyrells/Martells that is where Varys is heading (he was spotted with queen of thornea filming in Spain )
When will he kill Dany?
And how are the Tumblrfags going to kill Pilou Asbaek after he did?
LSH is pretty much confirmed. Did you hear how awkwardly the show-writers tried to shoehorn that whole speech about how Cat would do anything for her children?
>>70776000
Its trips because the last 3 episodes have been anticlimatic shit. This season is shit. Its an entire season of "LOL GET HYPE FOR NEXT SEASON FAGGOTS!"
I should have been able to marathon the whole season in a day, having to wait every week for this little shits of episodes is infuriating.
>>70776362
I think Jon might have depression.
>>70776553
Could be, could be.
>>70776442
agreed, really shows how shit the source material is
>>70776489
Well yeah. Grey Wom is furious at Tyrion for trusting the slavers in any fashion. He's not going to listen to reason right at that moment.
The whole point of Tyrion's scenes is that Dany's followers are exactly like children- they have little to no initiative or ability to think on their own. It turns out that calling her "Mother" is more than just a figure of speech.
I feel so distraught that I don't even feel like shitposting after watching the last episode
>>70776479
He's meeting with Olenna
>>70776577
He's going to give her his BIG COCK.
I just hope the Mountain kill Lancel at some point, I just want to see Kevin suffer.
>>70776416
>Davos lost his whole purpose and he needed a new one
He didn't even know Stannis was defeated at that time.
>First, this was Sansa's idea you dumbfuck. Second, their fucking brother is in Ramsays dungeon.
Still a dumb idea.
>Whats wrong with any of that?
It's nonsensical shit that only serves to drive a plot forward. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
>Whats wrong with that?
What's right with that?
>We don't even know what he wants to do?
Exactly.
>Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
Except Cleganebowl is cancelled and is effectively pointless.
>Her job was to persuade the Blackfish, which she did
No she didn't. She even said so. Why would he abandon the castle and go North?
>He got the job from Tommen, a royal command
To move the plot forward. Why would Jaime leave KL if he loves Cersei so much?
>Predictable
Exactly.
>Whats wrong with that?
What's right with that?
>>70776133
Where did it all go wrong
>>70776538
THE HAND OF THE KING AND UNCLE TO CERSEI AND JAIME
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PLEB HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HIM
SHOWONLY FAGS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>70776518
>"Oh shit she actually killed the cunt"
>"Damn I don't wanna die"
>"Fuck the little Stark cunt didn't even get rid of her sword"
>"Quick Jaqen think of something"
>A girl is truly no one :))
>it actually worked
There are literally only 15 episodes left in the entire series, so which is there SO MUCH FUCKING FILLER?
>More of that fucking play
>How to kiss
>Bronn and Pod
>Tyrion jokes
>Probably more I've already forgotten
>>70776416
>>The Hound is alive
>Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
Look mate, I'll have long accepted Gravedigger=Hound, but it is by no means confirmed canon
this show has been so hard to enjoy since joffrey died
>>70776578
honestly if they introduce her at this point I'll just be disgusted
if they introduce her this late they are deliberately shooting themselves in the foot
>>70776578
That's just D&D trolling.
What did she mean by this?
>>70776333
You see the smell between the anus and the balls?
Thats the one
t.degenerate
is it just me or is this show getting more and more corny?
like khalesi just happens to show up when the sand niggers start invading ??
>>70776578
LSH won't happen, Arya and Hound fill that plot. Hound with joining the Brotherhood, Arya with killing Freys in the last episode.
>>70776578
For fuck's sake, GRRM himself said she was cut and Beric is still alive. The fucking Hound has to interact with someone and they chose Beric/Thoros/The Brotherhood for it. She's cut accept it you stupid cocksucking bookfag.
>>70776578
She's cut friend.
Brienne and Hound teamup incoming though. both headed to the same place and Brienne's probably rowing down the same river the Brotherhood is camped next to
>>70776147
Sperg detected
>>70776472
>>70776438
i laughed uncontrollably when i snapped my arm and bayoneted it. Endorphins are crazy and powerful
>>70776558
Ayra was seriously injured and needed a nonspecific amount of time to rest
>>70776558
They could have skipped the entire stabbing and just had the Waif and Arya show down immediately.
But then what was the point of the Waif?
What was the point of Riverrun?
What was the point of Lemoncloak?
So basically, D&D's fetish with battle scenes has completely ruined GoT.
Nothing happens at all the whole season because 'Muh episode 9'. We basically have to sit through a shit-show until the final 2 episodes.
they should have renamed this episode "died off screen" LOL
>>70776442
>he for no reason opposes Joffrey
Are you dense? His reasoning is "muh honour" and a loyalty to Robert.
>Arya
>Robb
Both were bastardised versions of book plots and were a forewarning of the shit to come.
>inb4 Preston deactivates his account after he watches the episode
