>>70767913
just sleep it off, you'll be ready to jump off rooftops in the morning
azor aegon
>>70769017
I have to obey the orders of My Lord, My Lord.
Arya got shanked and skinned by the waif. Waif is now wearing her face and heading north. Who is she going to kill?
What the fuck is going to happen with only 2 episodes left?
Shit they did kill him off screen
Worst episode ever?
Worst episode ever.
Further Jonsa build up
this is absolutely fucking disgusting
>this episode
>>70769036
We all know he isn't going to do shit. Neither is Connington.
>Cut the Riverrun plot by having it fall offscreen
>Add it back by having the Blackfish recapture it offscreen
>Immediately wrap it up with no relevance to any other plotline
???????????????????????????????
EDMURE THE KEK
in summary
Good parts
>Hound axe murdering BWB fucking shits
>Mountain removing faith
Shit parts
>everything else
>>70769036
why is his hair blue?
PREEVEYOU WHERE?
GUYS, GUYS! Some random gal slashed my stomach and stabbed me like 15 times, what should I do??
![game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv_snapshot_45.58_[2016.06.12_18.25.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6qtjrTS.jpg "game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv_snapshot_45.58_[2016.06.12_18.25.43].jpg")
CLEGANEBOWL IS NOT CONFIRMED
DO NOT GET HYPE
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
> so much leaks
> still no cordy
Feels bad man
Nth for Shireen
>>70769070
Remember when you fucks said this season had good writing?
>HURRR WE NEVER SAID THAT
Literally last night you pieces of shit.
>>70769058
she looks like she knows this is retarded
>>70769060
>I have to obey the orders of My Lord, milord.
>Jaime's character
JUST
>>70769093
do you have any heroin?
This is the most non-sensical piece of shit piece of media I have ever seen
>my lord i'm sworn to obey my lord
good lord
why is is face so long
EPIC TROJAN HORSE
Why would a man care about a baby he never knew that he conceived years ago with a women he knew for a single day?
I just want one good fucking battle, one good conflict that doesn't end in a blueballing anti-climax. Is that so fucking hard?
>>70769079
Aegon and Euron will destabilize Westeros so that Daenarys can invade in the books, Euron will probably serve as a final villain.
>>70769087
It makes his eyes look blue (they're purple) and hides his silver hair
>>70769105
Wait, did I miss the Waif dying or something?
do you guys approve of Blackfish ending?
>>70769121
>My Lord? Yes milord
>>70769087
In the books the Targaryens had a bluish tint to their hair sometimes.
Aegon is a book character. Varys swapped Elia's son with a random kid he took from some small folk in a trade for liquor and sent Aegon across the sea with Jon Connington, another book character.
In the books, Jorah does not have greyscale, Connington does, and it isn't Jorah that takes Tyrion through the zombie river, it's Connington. They adapted it out because the subplot won't go anywhere.
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
>>70769070
Episode 1 was worse, this is pretty crappy though
>>70769123
I expected worse
>>70769183
Obviously not
cranefu
>>70769064
Actually three since they'll be extended enough to make for a whole episode of content UNLESS THEY JAM IN MORE GREY WORM AND SLAVE BITCH CUNT SCENES LE EPIC IMP MAN LE DRINK LE KNOW AMIRITE XDDD scenes.
>>70769171
She died offscreen and her face is on the wall now
WHAT. THEY DIDNT SHOW BLACKFISH FIGHITNG . OFFSCREEN DEATH
preview
>>70769142
Y-yes?
Reminder that a majority of show fags will not have a problem with this episode and that D&D literally do not care because of that.
Jamie is pretty based fampaiwould bang/10
Lel that stare from Brienne
>>70769183
i don't know, i didn't see it
What the fuck is this episode?
>somehow make edmure's character worse
>ruin jaime's character
DELETE THIS FUCKING SHOW FROM EXISTENCE HOLY FUCK
Can't fucking wait for preston
MUH HOME
CALORIEESI IS BACK BOYS
I hate this show
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
DEFEND THIS SHOWFAGS
>>70769213
>>70769171
Fucking how?
>You're more use to Sansa than me
WHAT THE FUCK
THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING BOTH OF YOU GOING TO HELP SANSA
WHAT THE FUCK
Anyone know what GRRMs true opinion of this show is?
>that fucking daenerys scene
BRAVO
danyfu
>jaime takes a castle with nearly zero casualties
>everyone is mad as fuck at his arc
I think they did a good job, this will cement Jaime as a great leader
>>70769228
wasn't the point in the books and now the tv series that jamie would prefer to operate without killing a load of people.
>>70769188
>In the books the Targaryens had a bluish tint to their hair sometimes
but that's completely fucking made up
Aegon's hair is dyed to hide his identity
>>70769095
what is that
>>70769017
This was probably the worst episode of the season. The writing was JUST. Episode 1 is a close second.
>>70769217
okay, you're gonna need to swallow a bunch of it. then just eat some soup and take a nap. you'll be reenacting Assassins Creed missions in no time.
FUCKING WHY DOES THE BEST CHARACTER ALWAYS DIE
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
>DIDN'T EVEN SHOW THE FIGHT
L O L
O L O
L O L
Literally the worst episode.
>>70769257
Arya got a bandaid from the actress and then parkoured her way to safety. Then she said she gives up on the FM and is going home. The Waif died for hollywood action scenes.
>HE DIED FIGHTING
ARE YOU FUCKING S H I T T I N G ME?
WHY IS BRIENNE SNEAKING AWAY?
JAIME SAID SHE COULD LEAVE
WHY IS BRIENNE SNEAKING AWAY?
>he died fighting offscreen milord
>>70769270
a part of me still hopes he rused d&d and the books will be nothing like this
>Rowing out on a river in a full suit of armour
please can someone just post the preview I'm very tired
>>70769270
Ka Ching!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
glad the budget was used on this shitty siege of mereen.
Good job Tyrion
>>70769274
>thinking anyone takes this general or the 'show is bad' meme seriously
come on anon.
D&D phoned the script in
so this is awful
>>70769287
>no Dorne
>no Sneks
>worst episode
Nope
VIKINGS SAVE THEM FROM SLAVERS
oh well poor blackfish we didnt see him die although we did see him get butchered every moment of his existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEGbqwyh8hI
[after imploding the tourney ground with wildfire during the tournament, High Sparrow and his men appear]
High Sparrow: King's Landing, take control! Take control of your city. This… this is the instrument of your liberation!
[the Sparrows bring Hallyne forward and make him kneel in front of High Sparrow]
High Sparrow: Identify yourself to the realm.
Hallyne: W-Wisdom Hallyne, alchemist.
High Sparrow: And what… what is this cache?
Hallyne: It's a… fully primed wildfire. Once it takes fire, the substance will burn fiercely until it is no more. More, it will seep into cloth, wood, leather, even steel, so they take fire as well.
High Sparrow: And who is capable of removing such a substance?
Hallyne: Only alchemists.
High Sparrow: Only you. Thank you, wisdom. [snaps Hallyne's neck. The crowd screams in terror]
High Sparrow: Now, this substance is planted everywhere! This substance is volatile! And the identity of the torchman is a mystery. For one of you holds the torch! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous smallfolk - this unsung hero - will set the fire. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours.
so what was the point of the alliance if they attack meereen anyway
HOW THE FUCK COULD SHE RUN AFTER HER ABDOMEN WAS PIERCED AND KILL A HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN
I'M DROPPING THIS SHITTY SHOW SO HARD
Is your body ready, /tv/?
BASTARDBOWL GET HYPE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
Time for dragon save.
Leave it to Brutmure to do the honorable thing.
>>70769290
O-ok, cheers lad.
I was kind of worried because I weigh like 90 pounds, and I was losing a pint of blood a minute, but I guess I'll be alright hehe
>It's a Dany scene
>CUT CUT CUT
>GOOD MEN
>>70769287
it was the worst episode of the SERIES
>>70769162
cost too many sheckles
wow so fucking pathetic that they cut Blackfish's death. Terrible fucking episode
Completely shit episode.
I give it a 1/10 only because the Blackfish was in it, even though he died off screen.
preview is up on yt lads
This fucking whore again
Please end it
>>70769365
This scene was so bad.
>offscreen fucj
>DANY APPEARS ON AN OFF SCREEN DROGON BECAUSE THEY BLEW ALL THEIR DRAGON BUDGET 2 EPISODES AGO
Seriously, do children run this show?
>>70769036
You mean F(ake)aegon - totally not a Blackfyre- Targaryen.
What has happened to the other 2 dragons after tyrion released them
>>70769365
Nothing happened. She just shows up.
NOONE CARES ABIUR DANY ANYMORE HOLY SHOT ENOUGH
How the fuck did I miss Waif's death? Hmm....really makes you think
>>70769346
[High Sparrow and his men appear before the Great Sept of Baelor]
High Sparrow: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The Red Keep, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this boy, Joffrey Baratheon [holds picture of Joffrey] who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
High Sparrow: You have been supplied with a false idol [tears up picture] to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Joffrey Baratheon from the words of former King's Hand, Eddard Stark.
High Sparrow: [reads Ned's letter to Stannis] "Joffrey is not the true heir. He is a bastard born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime. I praised the mad boy who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Seven Kingdoms with the truth, and it is time for me to resign."
High Sparrow: [calls to prisoners] ...And do you accept this man's resignation? But do you accept the resignation of all of these liars?! Of all the corrupt?! [prisoners roar with approval]
High Sparrow: We take King's Landing from the corrupt! The nobles! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the smallfolk. King's Landing is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. [one of High Sparrow's catapult blows a hole in the gates, allowing his followers inside] But start by storming the Red Keep and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve! For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The gold cloaks will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. King's Landing will survive.
>>70769363
Run around the street senpai, some fresh air and shitty canal water will do you good
WHY DO I WATCH THIS GARBAGE SHOW
DANY
EX
MACHINA
>>70769209
T O P M I L F
EPISODE SAVED
BERIC
THOROS
>>70769351
>AND KILL A HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN
??? The Waif was on the same level of apprentice as her, scrubbing bodies and shit
GOT IS SHIT NOW
TEARS IN THE RAIN
HOUND DICK
>>70769105
>Blowing a couple of irrelevant in-jokes so out of proportion that you would consider them episode ruining moments
How can anyone be so unapologetic about their own autism?
BROTHERHOOD
WITHOUT
BANNERS
off the boat
The Hound is saving this show
HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW. HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW. HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW.
Lel, this sexism must be making the hipsters at the bar cringe.
BASED BROTHERHOOD
wait the dragon drops her home and fucks off when they're in the middle of battle?
>offscreen Blackfish dying
>offscreen Waif dying
>offscreen Drogon
>offscreen good writing
shit episode
>>70769276
In the books he wants to avoid bloodshed and taking up arms against House Tully.
In the show he just wants to wrap things quickly so he could go back to the capital to fuck his sister.
>>70769270
At the beginning I'm sure he was very enthousiastic. Season 1 changed his life, but I'm sure he got too complacent since then. I doubt he gives a shit anymore, or at least, not as strongly as before.
>>70769392
That's the joke dumbass. They cut away from it as fast as possible
>ANOTHER LE DANNY IS SO POWERFUL SCENE
honestly someone needs to orlando these motherfuckers
>>70769095
stunt cock
>>70769443
Wait how did Waif die? I missed it
>trying to sell merchandise while the episode is airing
she must know her career is going to shit
>>70769345
looks pretty cool desu, at least they can't fuck up a battle episode
>>70769427
>normie trying to defend the godawful writing of this show
JON BTFO
>>70769351
The faceless men are mostly useless unless they get the drop on you. They use poison and hide and alter their appearance for a reason. They're not warriors, they're like all assassins. Complete shitters once you take the element of surprise from them.
Jagen is a little more effective but these aren't master swordsmen or whatever. They shank you or poison your beer when you aren't looking.
Why are they just walking away and letting good rope go to waste?
>Hanging someone when they're dropping like a foot is "instantaneous"
W
H
A
T
Hanging from that small distance would take longer for them to die than hitting them in the face with an axe.
>>70769295
Nice. Yeah I had heard that the other houses would apologize for not helping pronounce Jon King of the North from other leaks too.
hound is the only reason i'm watching this shit
This episode was objectively bad, and yet I find myself having enjoyed it because it BTFO'd all of the fucktards spamming dumb shit about cleganebowl, LSH, and how ebin le blackfish is.
Scarred biancas face. Fuck arya, can she die?
>epic loot
>>70769470
Offscreen, aren't you listening?
worst episode ever
>We need GOOD MEN to help us
What did Beric mean by this?
>>70769432
Was he in love with her or something? what the fuck was the point of all this?
>get stabbed in the stomach twice
>can parkour and outrun a perfectly healthy assassin with just one good night's sleep
DABID PLEASE
>>70769473
This bitch is so ugly.
>>70769087
>>70769168
>>70769188
>>70769278
I thought the blue hair, in addition to hiding his identity was also part of some fake cover story about being Tyroshi or Pentoshi or wherever his false identity is supposedly from. The cultures in the books are far more... flamboyant. Like Tom Bombadil levels of flamboyant. I'm glad they toned that down for the show.
>>70769345
>Showing the only relevant scene of the episode as a trailer
BRILLANT D&D, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THOSE 5 GLORIOUS MINUTES
>>70769508
But....how? Stabbed? Poisoned?
What are you guys talking about, I thought the episode starts in 10 minutes
>>70769480
Jaqen dropped the fucking ball letting a novice do what he should've done.
DAMN THATS A BIG COCK
RANDOM DICK
LOL DND
Is Arya SERIOUSLY running thtough the city after being stabbed?
>>70769443
>offscreen good writing
nice
is Beric ned's last man standing?
all the rest are dead or imprisoned
How much of a coward is he?
>stoneheart btfo
>blackfish btfo
>cleganebowl btfo
8/10 episode m8
>>70769533
It was leaked
>6x09
>battle episode
>Azor Jon has a trick up his sleeve
hype
>>70769480
>Assassins can't make stabbing lethal
You moron.
Tbh the episode of dragon ball super this week was 10 times better than "this"
>>70769353
Fucking watermarked dogshit
Are the gods in this show real? Like is the many faced god a real physical entity?
>>70769409
Why would she be charged with killing Arya, then? Where are the other assassins. Isn't this shit supposed to be an old as fuck organisation with at least dozens of assassins? Are they all away in the world on missions?
>>70769332
I enjoyed the sequence. But I think next episode will make up for it, as that's where most of the budget went. Biggest battle of the entire series yet, they say.
>>70769525
>it's a 60 minutes episode
WE TERMINATOR NOW
>>70769528
Just watch the episode, it hasn't happened yet m8, about to though
>no bran
>no jon
>has dany
>written by D&D
Makes sense that this would be one of the worst episodes ever made
>>70769549
Wasn't he the guy Ned sent after to catch the mountain?
>>70769551
he is not rad anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
Bastardbowl!
>>70769538
>big
>>70769524
Yeah, I misremembered the dyed hair bit.
I don't always keep tabs with the show, but I know Connington's character was adapted into Jorah, and they completely cut out the retarded kid who tries to take Dany's dragons and takes up 5 or 6 chapters of Dance.
I'm pretty sure they're just dropping Aegon entirely, which is fine, because his character was introduced way too late in the books to ever really get excited about.
>>70769545
if your life depended on it, wouldn't you run through the pain?
in real life there are stories of gunshot victims running away fine before even realizing they were shot
>>70769567
No, Game of Thrones is realistic, they have no god because we have no god.
>>70769487
He looked like he was going to gut them actually, which could take hours to die if done right
>>70769473
It's possible for her to look worse than the pictures posted on here constantly. I'm actually surprised.
>>70769409
She was tutoring her and clearly already part of the faceless men
spoilers: they showed this shit to make you aware of the river, where they will find LSH
>>70769517
Ser Twenty Goodmen is Azor Ahai
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ARYA THE LAST 2 SEASONS?
WHAT DID SHE LEARN?
>Stoneheart 100% not happening after all
>Whole Riverlands sequence with Brienne and Jaime happens for absolutely no fucking reason
God fuck this show
WAIF
>jump out of two story window and survive
What, she's like 14
>>70769563
I'd watch some cabbage harvesting again
PARKOUR HYPE
>>70769589
what is it about episodes 9s being the "big fight" episodes of the season?
>>70769601
Well he better make sure a passing actress doesn't sow them up and heal them instantly.
>>70769610
how to run VERY fast
how to kill people offscreen
>>70769409
>>70769568
Arya and the Waif were each one kill away from becoming No One, because lolshowFM. There are plenty of others in the books and they aren't completely retarded.
>>70769353
>"I fought an army of unde-"
>"SHUT YOUR STUPID LOOKING FUCKING FACE BASTARD. RAMSAY IS THE WORST, WHERE IS MY FUCKING ARMY, WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN LEMON CAKES, WHY WON'T LITTLE FINGER RETURN MY CUNTING RAVENS?! I AM SANSA STARK AND I WANT A CASTLE AND THREE FUCKING PONIES!
Did James Cameron direct this episode?
>falling two stories with a serious abdominal wound and immediately getting up and sprinting away
>>70769610
pay attention, she's like wolverine of game of thrones. she has mutant healing factor.
>Temple Run 3: GoT Edition
>>70769610
At last, I am truly become, a man with no face
>>70769586
Yes
>>70769480
Yes, underage wounded girls are more effective fighters
>>70769622
women have literal superpowers on game of thrones
stupid men die like the blackfish, off screen
just cuck asoiaf up
>>70769562
Of course they can make it lethal. But Arya is more than capable at taking another small woman in a fight, She held off pretty well against her while fucking blind, and using a weapon she doesn't prefer. The Waif isn't a terminator, she's an assassin. She lost the element of surprise because she decided to fuck around and not just slit her throat when she grabbed Arya.
>>70769622
with multiple stabwounds
>jumping off a balcony that high after just having your guts sewed up 2 days ago
This shit show, man.
When did she learn parkour?
what did arya's storyline accomplish?
>le asscred face
>>70769567
The many faced god is all the gods anyway. That's the point of him being 'many faced' and he isn't physical entity. He's death.
>Faceless Men are supposed to be silent assassins
>Waif is the fucking Terminator
W
H
A
T
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT THE SCENE THERE??
FUCK YOU DND FUUUUUUUCK YOUOOOUOUO
>>70769663
She now has magic healing powers.
Goddammit hurry up, I got e3 coverage to watch.
SO MUCH WASTED FUCKING TIME
>assassins
Please tell me at least one of the next two episodes are written by Cogman.
I don't think I can bear to see Jon vs Ramsay written by fucking DnD for fucks sake. They're going to make Ramsay fight shirtless again aren't they.
how did she die?
she stabbed the chair through her?
She isn't bleeding from her head
god what a fucking awful episode
I'm sperging out so hard right now, Beric and Thoros YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>70769398
Just because of that picture, i read everything in Banes voice
MY CABBAGES
>>70769636
YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE IN THIS BATTLE DONT YOU KNOW HE FUCKED ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY LIKE HE RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>top tier assassins
So much hype died.
>>70769567
As far as we know the only god that has shown any sign of being there is R'hllor.
why did waif chase Arya in broad daylight for? just use a face like you did before.
what a shit ep.
Zero rewatchability.
VERY fast Waif running at incredible hihg speed
>>70769689
But it will be so le epic and cool.
I remember when this show wasn't afraid to kill main characters.
So Jaqen or whatever his faggot name is is actually Ned or Syrio, right?
He was training Arya before letting her go back to help take Winterfell, right? Otherwise it makes no sense. He has to be connected somehow to that plotline, why else would he smirk at her and let her leave?
This shit is making Faceless Men look like complete losers
>>70769533
>>70769558
It started an hour ago either way (EST)
>MUH BASKET
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THE
ENTIRE
POINT
OF
THAT
PLOTLINE
DA BANDITS WOZ STEALIN DA OWANGES, MOSTA BRUCE
>>70769573
This one was 55 minutes and nothing happened. Battle is the relevant scene of the next one, rest will be filler, witty jokes and chicken memes
>>70769353
The only episode that will really be memorable. GET HYPE!
>>70769723
whatever happened to this guy?
>>70769673
>Waif is the fucking Terminator 2: Judgement Day
fyp
>>70769470
we all did
